100 Longest Reigning Monarchs in History

[@reyk6976]

Imagine being born and dying under the same ruler

[@DwanGarcez]

If the ruler is capable and benevolent, not so bad of an idea.

[@pouritenne8996]

@@macanaeh that would be a very early death

[@pouritenne8996]

@@macanaeh long live i guess

[@pouritenne8996]

@@macanaeh а, так с тобой по-человечески можно было

[@miguelrivas3193]

@@macanaeh me

[@arkam553]

Charles knows he isn't gonna make into the list

[@Sw3yn_iscoool]

Yes

[@Brian_i]

Unless.....

[@far0145]

@@Brian_i Plot twist: after the eternal reign of Queen Elizabeth II, the entire Royal bloodline becomes immortal, allowing Prince Charles to rule another thousand years in the throne

[@JaceValm]

Hard luck, Chuck

[@Blaqjaqshellaq]

@@far0145 Sounds like something in the Dragon Ball universe!

[@OmnipresentPotato]

Fun fact about Pepi II: He became king of Egypt at age 6, and died at age 100. (Making him the longest reigning monarch in history, 94 years (disputed).) Another one: He hated flies so much, he covered his slaves and guards in honey so as to make flies go bother them instead of him.

[@amortality999]

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MikeyJMJ]

Horrible Histories?

[@lobotomy.girl1019]

Omg I remember that from horrible history’s !!

[@Zeruel3]

He also went nuts when one of his officials found a pygmy and ordered him to drop all his duties and fetch the pygmy to his palace immediately, ordering his official to check on them ten times each night to make sure they were still alive

[@chiefkeef3785]

King at 6?

[@Kaizoku_Zoro]

Each year Queen Elizabeth stays alive the more big jumps in the ranking she gets.

[@thunderbird1921]

Hard to believe she jumped into the Top 50 only last month. This list is crazy.

[@mbintang5831]

@@thunderbird1921 now 49

[@mehhandle]

Next February she will have reigned for 70 years.

[@funnyusername7097]

@@mehhandle so she would be at number 34

[@heinzguderian628]

the fuck is up here?

[@stagbeetle1050]

I love how half of these are just sovereigns of Indian princely states and HRE states

[@speer1778]

Hello mousolini

[@deformissimia6935]

Totally.

[@speer1778]

@@deformissimia6935 hello Napoleon

[@lekanske3816]

A lot of them don't even have a portrait

[@speer1778]

@@lekanske3816 yeah you should let austraya win the emu war

[@ryonhovey4450]

None of them can beat my 0,0,0 ruler’s reign.

[@vojtechkorhon4159]

Oof

[@hanselsihotang]

0/0/0 king. When even a horse has more functioning braincells than the thing you put on your throne, you know your kingdom's fucked up.

[@apersononlineyes6554]

ikr

[@michael120.]

>be me >ruler of England, Scotland, France, Ireland >year is 1631 >almost done playing because no sane person has the patience for a full campaign >for a final hurrah let’s invade the United HRE >year 1, deep into the Rhineland and Venice >year 2, things stall >year three, like 8 tiles from Vienna your 5/4/6 ruler dies in combat >oh no >it’s him >legendary jimmy the inbred with 0/0/0 takes power of the army >lose France >delete save

[@hanselsihotang]

@@michael120. Rule 1 if you have God-level stats emperor: Never let him lead army in wars. If the chosen one can die just by sitting on his ass and get shot during a deer hunting session, why do you risk him even further?

[@nestorgorospe1895]

*When you realize that Queen Elizabeth II isn't the top 1* Me: _Wait, Thats Illegal_

[@rohatb]

Charles : I can't wait to become king Elizabeth II : *Observe*

[@TheStefanovich666]

Soon.

[@Medicint20]

I’m sure she will surpass 100 years of reign. She’s practically immortal.

[@Catani99]

She’s the oldest monarch ever, not the longest ruling.

[@achmaddaru9456]

She is on progress

[@eleanorofaquitaine2979]

1:29 finally someone acknowledged my freaking existence

[@Zeyede_Seyum]

Wow

[@lightyagami3492]

Im one of your descendants your highness.

[@eleanorofaquitaine2979]

@@lightyagami3492 :D

[@lanselocher9029]

maqueen!

[@1mol831]

@@lightyagami3492 we will make you suffer, we are the molecules that make up the stars and the planets of different universes

[@dean1039]

Year 3020: "Longest reigning Monarchs" *QUEEN ELIZABETH II - 1,068 YEARS*

[@ZackRekeSkjell]

She is definitely stubborn enough for that.

[@SEGASister]

People keep singing, “London Bridge is Falling Down,” AKA the code word to BBC news stations for when Queen Elizabeth II dies… it’s making her immortal.

[@jeffthemercenary]

My king in CK2 with cheats : amateurs

[@ETB3341]

@@jeffthemercenary *"add_trait immortal" intensifies*

[@cones914]

She is immortal through the power of Yorkshire tea.

[@alexeyamosov664]

Putin: “Looks like a job for me”

[@INKVISITOR666]

Господи сколько же Я тебя искал

[@alexeyamosov664]

да, я тут.

[@INKVISITOR666]

@@alexeyamosov664 )

[@marcocano7432]

He is not a monarch

[@CitrusyGuy]

@@marcocano7432 r/woooosh

[@drswag0076]

Elizabeth II is the only monarch in this video that's still alive.

[@Corgipon]

Yeah...because she’s the one and only Kitsune Queen!

[@drswag0076]

@@Corgipon I wouldn't go that far. i stated that she's the only one in the video that is still alive while the other monarchs have since then passed.

[@JoaquinCampana1998]

Bhumiboi Adulyadej came close.

[@tommywulfric9768]

God Save the Queen! 🇬🇧

[@furiousphoenix9784]

@@JoaquinCampana1998 yes , he passed away for like 4 years?? I don't remember

[@beadgcf]

3:51 Fun facts: 'Jangsu' actually means longevity in Korean

[@zasproductions9258]

That would be explain his long reign during the Goguryeo Dynasty

[@robertthompson9407]

Good won!

[@Innomenatus]

Another fun fact: The #2 on the list, Taejo, might've been directly ancestral to Jangsu. They both were kings of Goguryeo and Taejo's postmortem name means "Grand Ancestor", which would be strange if his brothers took the throne after him like the Samguk Sagi and Samguk Yusa states.

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

Cool

[@AbdulhamidMohammed9000]

ikr

[@englishtea3191]

1:50 *Elizabeth II enters the chart* *VOCAL BEGINS* Perfect.

[@yanivgalmor1747]

She aint dead yet

[@SEGASister]

1:27 **Eleanor of Aquitaine enters the chat** **KEY CHANGE** Also perfect!

[@LauraGarcia_19]

Inmortal vocal sounds

[@chadhill8776]

The vocals began at 0:14!

[@1mol831]

@@SEGASister but she dead Elizabeth still alive

[@DeerMapping]

Pretty cool that once Queen Elizabeth II gets another year she'll instantly move up 9 places Edit: ik she's dead 💀

[@arreksu0666]

Good to know it wasn't just me that noticed 😂

[@arreksu0666]

@@thebestchemicalelement4455 Yeah but the video doesn't list months and days, so we have to go off what we have, unless you want to do further research

[@yeetthyannoyingchild2346]

If...........

[@bruh-jj4xj]

@@yeetthyannoyingchild2346 na she will

[@claudius_drusus_]

She doesn't count. Only absolute monarchs count.

[@elangloshitposter1635]

Monarch: *dies* India: we don't do that here

[@ayushgupta4376]

We had large empires in history but those didn't last for more than 1-2 centuries. Most emperors didn't rule the whole empire for 50 years at most & the empires disintegrated into smaller states.

[@rifleboy4837]

@@ayushgupta4376 true

[@zekun4741]

the world: uses toilet paper india: we don't do that here

[@rRaiyan2]

@@zekun4741 We do this: sprinkle sprinkle splish splash

[@samuraijack7919]

@@zekun4741 trust me toilet paper are unhygienic...

[@geremygonzalessleepwalkerr2900]

Rest In Peace Queen Elizabeth II April 21, 1926 ~ September 8, 2022 Died at the age of 96 years old.

[@captainvanisher988]

Imagine being an emperor for 94 years while the average life expectancy is 18 years.

[@ken-sl4te]

Damn

[@mongke7858]

Wtf where did you read the average life expectancy was 18 years??? We literally wouldn't exist today.

[@captainvanisher988]

@@mongke7858 Search average life expectancy in 2000 B.C. I mean imagine that many children didn't make it more than 10 years and slaves (which were mostly young ) died also very early. There were also many diseases . For example if you caught seasonal flu then you had a very low chance of surviving. That's why I am always thankful for what we have now . All those things that the West achieved the past 2-3 centuries have given us comfortable lives .

[@mongke7858]

@@captainvanisher988 No I get it but if you remove miscarriage and infant mortality, normal people usually died in their 50's and 60's. You could live longer but it was rare. Also back then you say diseases were very dangerous because of bad medicine, this is also true but at the same time the likelyhood of contracting a contaigious disease is lower compared today because of less population density and less commerce.

[@NinjaArmyGaming]

@ if you made it past your 5th birthday you were expected to live to your mid 30s in ancient Egypt. 19/18 was the expectancy given to new borns because most would die before the age of 5. So it isnt a matter of everyone died young and some got lucky, but rather everyone lived longer lives but some got unlucky.

[@citywokbesitzer6834]

I feel bad for Franz Joseph. He saw all of his relatives dying and saw his empire declining. He truly cared about his people and was literally crying when he heard the front reports of WW1

[@DwanGarcez]

One of the world’s greatest empires. Bring it back.

[@racoonlittle1679]

@@DwanGarcez tell that to the serbs, bosnians, croats, slovaks, czechs, hungarians, etc.

[@DwanGarcez]

Racoon Little, they already know. Of course, in this hypothetical scenario, it would be a more or less loose confederate multiethnic representative constitutional parlamentary monarchy, with a common sovereign, in the same vein of the personal union under the Commonwealth of Nations framework. Better than the UE in any case! In that regard, similarly, Germany could reinstate the Kaiser, be it in the Holy Roman structure or the post-1871 Kaiserreich political union.

[@DwanGarcez]

Hernando Malinche, sure. It was a mistake. Maybe the Serbian government should have duly prevented the anarchist activist from murdering the archduke or should have punished him accordingly in order to stall the march toward war. A chain of mistakes were made from various stakeholders.

[@Warfoki]

@Hernando Malinche Thing is, nobody expected back then that things would spiral out of control THAT badly. Most expected a short, decisive war. It's just that in the previous decades a series of co-dependent military alliances were made, which is turn kick off a domino effect and through everyone in Europe being someone else ally and rival, soon everyone was in on it. And by then, every nation was too deep into their propaganda and coffers to justify a peace treaty without some significant gains... which didn't happen for a long time, since trench warfare became the norm.

[@jamesbrianengay3010]

2:36 Imagine ruling for 70 years but your people didn't make a portrait of you.

[@10ksubsforred37]

4:01 imagine ruling 80 years and them not making a portrait of u

[@romiedahomie7364]

Some Islamic countries are against idolism and pictures

[@hamza_1151]

@@romiedahomie7364 Islam is against idolism and pictures Not online countries and this is good

[@gurvanlegoff2713]

Or maybe because of "damnatio memoriae"

[@georgieg8416]

The painting may not have survived the years to make it to today

[@tialapioneer7604]

Considering the time periods in which these rulers lived, it's pretty impressive they lived this long.

[@deathlydashi]

Yeah they are rulers, not civillians

[@digitaladventurer2142]

@@deathlydashi Yeah but average lifespan back then was a lot lower and true the rulers had the better care but considering how much more deadly disease was back then the fact so many of them beat the odds is suprising

[@arkcliref]

@@deathlydashi but they don't have the luxury of modern medicine, none of these rulers are time travellers. The basics will make them live, prolly 60-70 years, thats assuming they don't die in an untreatable disease or go MIA in a war, but living 80-100 years is extraordinary then, even for leaders that has every medicine imaginable at their time. also some of these are rulers of areas no one has known about so idrk if they have the medicine of some other empire.

[@Azrael_boy_kitty]

Longest reining of all time: Pepi II Neferkare :94 years Smallest goverment of all times: Pedro Lascurain :45 minuts

[@oroshithegodeater2590]

45 minutes? What the hell happened?

[@Azrael_boy_kitty]

He was President of Mexico from 17:15 to 18:00 on February 13, 1913 after the murder of Francisco Madero

[@MexicanDragon2000]

@@oroshithegodeater2590 Someone had to become an interim president after the previous one (Francisco I. Madero) was assassinated so Victoriano Huerta (an usurper) could become the next president.

[@camaradatrotsky5584]

Louis XIX ruled for 20 minutes

[@PRDreams]

@@camaradatrotsky5584 was that the one that died soon after his dad died?

[@truthissacred]

3:39 Imagine being ruled by a letter

[@safwanshuhaib9968]

If you look at the time he lived it's BC 😂

[@truthissacred]

Looool

[@al-oq7ob]

They just put the name of their country "Shang" there as their flag

[@hailgiratinathetruegod7564]

Imagen being armenian

[@truthissacred]

@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 ???

[@lazmartel7305]

In the end i was expecting some theocratic state "God Reign: Eternity"

[@vocemesmo9199]

Based

[@apalahartisebuahnama7684]

Papal state and Iran probably would make you fall in love with

[@thay.s.m.3278]

same, but I kind hoped to see in the ends in a specie level like, modern humans - 50000 year, dinosaurs - over 100 millions years.

[@EvilChudChimp]

That would be pretty epic ngl

[@marcylovesyou6334]

God reign: 0 years cuz god is not real tho

[@thanos8948]

I can feel the pain of Prince Charles, man is already 72, still waiting to be the King.

[@lightyagami3492]

Charles is inevitable just like you were Thanos.

[@shishyathwa]

He is lucky. He had both of his parents even after his 70 s. I want my parents to be with me more than that🤗

[@zaxisontherun]

Dude ur the longest

[@DAVID-xb7ov]

comment which aged like fine wine be like :

[@kras0012]

finally...

[@Memin00]

4:17 imagine being Pepi II Neferkare's son

[@jol1498]

I feel like he and Prince Charles would become good friends

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

*camera cuts to a tombstone*

[@spongebobkrabs471]

@@jol1498 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKPJgH2kmr6Fjbs their theme song

[@lewistaylor2858]

or grandson...

[@LauraGarcia_19]

Prince charles: i felt that sh*t

[@minhnhattran9132]

You miss one : 85. Hirohito (1901 - 1989), 124th Emperor of Japan, 63 years reigned.

[@genericpersonx333]

It is debatable because the Monarchy of Japan is both constitutional and non-constitutional in nature. By tradition, the non-constitutional aspect, Hirohito was the Emperor, by virtue of direct lineage dating back to antiquity, from 1926 to 1989. However, Japan created some legal complications in 1868 when they added a layer of Constitutionalism with the Meiji Restoration. Technically, the Emperor assumed a new title, Emperor of the Empire of Japan, that had not legally existed before the Constitution of 1868. Internationally, it is this title that Hirohito assumed in 1926, not simply his title of Emperor as per Japanese tradition. Where it gets even more complicated is that in 1947, the Empire of Japan was formally dissolved, its constitution replaced by a new one, and so technically, the Emperor of the Empire of Japan ceased to be, because the state it represented ceased to be. Hirohito assumed a new title, Emperor of the State of Japan, which he held until 1989. Thus, if you count his monarchical title as Emperor per Japanese tradition only, he held that single title for 63 years. However, if you track his titles through the constitutional thrones he sat upon, he only held one title for 21 years and then another for 42 years. However, all that said, it can be argued that because of certain treaties made before the Meiji Restoration of 1868, foreign powers such as China, Britain, and Portugal had formally recognized the title of Emperor (as per Japanese tradition) as a legal entity, and therefore the Constitutional thrones are just legal constructs of little relevance. So Hirohito could be considered to have held three different titles of Emperor: one he held continuously between 1926 and 1989. Another he held only from 1926 to 1947. The last was only from 1947 to 1989. I can see why the channel declined to include him because lawyers just have to ruin everyone's fun.

[@3John-Bishop]

Im sure there is some vampire king who has been on the throne for like 1400 years.

[@genericpersonx333]

@@3John-Bishop There are some Japanese tales suggesting that the divine Kami that the Imperial Family claims blood lineage to contains both good and evil characteristics, and so that the mortal offspring thus may have more sinister aspects that are carefully hidden. After all, Husband to the Sun Goddess Amaterasu is Tsukuyomi, the God of Night, and he outright murdered another god because he was disgusted by how it produced a gift for a party. Who knows what Hirohito did on a New Moon, when the power of Tsukuyomi was greatest and Amaterasu weakest?

[@harushinonomiya]

@@genericpersonx333 Husbansd? You're wrong Tsukuyomi was not Amaterasu's husband, but his brother, so much that his sex is uncertain.

[@genericpersonx333]

@@harushinonomiya Might be mixing up the names, but the point remains that this is only an idea that the Kami are imperfect and so the descendants are imperfect. Mostly a joke anyway. Like that episode of Dr. Who where they imply Queen Victoria was a werewolf.

[@hicksler6861]

40% Germans/Germanic 40% Indians 20% Other

[@eloncohen9968]

Asian

[@guyeysseric9442]

Can we really call "reigning" a markgraf's (or a count's, or a prince's) ruling of a "country" the size of a big farm? Whose "palace" would not be judged decent to accomodate Louis XIV's horses? Lots of them in this list. The Almanach de Gotha (Gothaischer Hofkalender) did a lot to overevaluate german nobility, but let's not blind ourselves: a squire is not a king, and reign by no means.

[@jxavier3876]

20% Indians the next 20% East Indies. Lots of Italy I do my know if that’s Germanic or not.

[@izakireemsi2783]

4% Malaysian

[@lum1n0uslum1]

uwu

[@silverblade35]

the queen has now officially stopped climbing the ladder. RIP

[@siewchingyap1001]

She fell down the ladder 🤣🤣

[@siewchingyap1001]

while tryna get a book

[@the__professional2454]

@@siewchingyap1001 why ya' laughing?

[@siewchingyap1001]

@@the__professional2454 wdym its funny 🤣

[@the__professional2454]

@@siewchingyap1001 No it's not. Would you like it if somebody was laughing at your death?

[@thekhans2823]

When your so early that everybody’s comments are French

[@Litovskyy]

Hon hon

[@thekhans2823]

@ Muhammad Ihsan , Tsae Belare huhgid , 🇲🇳 ?

[@Litovskyy]

@@thekhans2823 are you speaking mongols? I don't get it

[@thekhans2823]

@ Muhammad Ihsan , YES I AM FOR

[@Nikola95inYT]

Non anymore

[@Insaniso_]

3:35 Tai Wu lived 69 years and reigned for 75, STONKS

[@idsfxtm5759]

*L O G I C*

[@lonelybeaver482]

M A F S

[@YT911YT]

He actually lived for 89 years

[@nuN00b666]

Also with Zhao 1:00 he lived 56 years but reigned for 64

[@YT911YT]

@@nuN00b666 For him he lived for 79 years

[@youriefavre9003]

Queen Elizabeth: Lives 40 more years, beating the record.

[@10ksubsforred37]

Stop right there emperor koan ruled Japan for 101 years and taejo in reality for 117 years (even though some scoisers stat 93 years)

[@anawesomepet]

@@10ksubsforred37 Yeah, if they showed disputed reigns, why didn’t they show Koan ruling for 101 years (disputed)

[@canthisduckreach1ksubs278]

@@anawesomepet his reign is not disputed the reason hewas not added because wiki said that there have been way too much Japanese but still included more than 20 indians and HREs and Italians

[@playerplayer7098]

D. Pedro II would be on the list, but a military coup overthew the monarchy

[@vladimirgluten8375]

Welp, she croaked

[@hp0635]

3:53 Jangsu means 'Long Live'

[@Kolchak_Enjoyer]

People from Goguryeo: GLORY TO LONG LIVE!

[@styledark6168]

South Korea is shit, north korea is the best

[@ifbtsisnoturstandardthenra9815]

@@styledark6168 go to north korea then? 💀

[@styledark6168]

@@ifbtsisnoturstandardthenra9815 communism is the best caplism is shit

[@mr.jeffries8256]

@@styledark6168 Ya can’t even watch YT there lol

[@DieuleRoi]

Note that the years under the person's name represent the lifespan and not the years reigned.

[@jonnywoche609]

alright :) Edit: I have a suggestion, what about 100 of the shortest reigning monarchs

[@CERDIP]

QE II is older than 68...

[@equinox2823]

CERDIP big brain

[@hans-detlevv.kirchbach2787]

@@CERDIP Her son is older than 68! According to well-informed circles from Buckingham Palace, the Queen wants to give her boy the throne on his 80th birthday at Nov 14, 2028, with 80 candles to blow out on it.

[@CERDIP]

@@equinox2823 From the OP "Note that the years under the person's name represent the lifetime and not the years reigned." and under QE II's pic it said 68. Hence '68 years old' according to OP.

[@takerutakaishi4361]

Painter: I will take a picture of you Taejo: *smiling*

[@bamboodead7235]

I love how Jangsu's portrayal is a model for a Civ VI mod.

[@lekanske3816]

Lol, I thought it looked familiar

[@t-aius8808]

Jangsu is Korean language. In Korean, Jangsu means "live long."

[@최로봇]

1:50 when you realize she is the current player of our era, against other players of other times. Go queen!

[@letto726]

Not anymore :/

[@nelsonsibiya9204]

@@letto726 😂😂😂

[@MusicismoreImportant]

Seventy years Not long enough

[@bintanglintangerlangga1983]

​@@MusicismoreImportantBut at least she become the longest reigning Queen

[@yeahbutontheotherhand]

The most impressive one for me was number 40. He lived for 107 years and reigned for 70 years. Which means he came to power when he was either 37 or in his early 20s and gave up his power later when he was old. If he would be king his whole life, starting from birth or before he was 10, like the most of them here in this video, he would have reign the longest ^^

[@JoaquinCampana1998]

What about Zhao Tuo? He reigned for 71 years and he's 103 years old. He came to power in the age of 32.

[@Wandrative]

Why the heck is rising into power at old age a good thing? Most great monarchs rose to power during their youth, not in their 30s.

[@yeahbutontheotherhand]

@@Wandrative I neither said that it is good or bad. Just interesting, that despite that they got the throne at such an old age, they still did reign for 70 or more years

[@Master-vv4gn]

Jangsu is the longest reigning monarch that had full control of his reign

[@yeahbutontheotherhand]

@Archers Be ready please read carefully what I wrote

[@MinecraftMasterChief719]

Queen Elizabeth II: *reigns about 68 years* Me: we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

She's still alive, give it time.

[@boogeymann6686]

Let's hope she doesn't die yet

[@priyoadi4877]

She will outlive his son and even grandson . She will be the immortal queen

[@3John-Bishop]

They could mummify her and keep her on the throne forever.

[@Wandrative]

She wont be able to beat Louis

[@Ferreal92]

Monarch 1: "I have an iconic logo." Monarch 2: "I have a magnificent self portrait." Monarch 3: "I have marble sculptures of my head." Ramesses II: "That's cute."

[@monabohamad2242]

LMAO😂😂😂😅😅

[@shadysam7161]

Stephen of England: Some guy from the 1600s painted a stupid ass portrait of my face lol

[@BuriedFlame]

"Look up." --- Also Ramesses.

[@sbevexlr848]

Time stamp??

[@snowleopard9463]

Queen Elizabeth II: laughs in 4K portraits

[@WAVE0025]

This proves Queen Elizabeth is actually immortal and the fountain of youth was real

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

nah

[@carlosherrarte9214]

nah

[@christianenriquez52900]

...

[@MusicismoreImportant]

70 years so top 35 🕊️

[@ilcavaliere88]

ponhea yat: lived 64 years always him: reigned for 70 years me: wait that's illegal 2:37

[@Prikense]

Daniel this video is bull then

[@YMZaki]

*Also

[@bestuan]

Did they leave his corpse on the throne lol

[@hetohitoia560]

@@bestuan best comment

[@formicidaeinc.8075]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponhea_Yat

[@CaptainDrew]

Can't forget Fire Lord Zuko of the Fire Nation: 67 years

[@leonathan0862]

A man of culture

[@nurval1093]

and the god-emperor of mankind: thousands of years

[@maerythegreek9008]

@@nurval1093 Dune?

[@ness6099]

If only Korra was a good show

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@maerythegreek9008 Warhammer 40 000 too

[@joeylawn36111]

1:18 Ferdinand III walks into a bar - Bartender "Why the long face?"

[@BuriedFlame]

A-hyuk! *banjo riff*

[@Arguingpit93]

Fun fact: Ferdinand III is just Mark Zuckerberg with another identity.

[@SirKarlIsTheMod]

@@insulam821 "Mommy said its a strong chin for strong boys!"

[@MrPugTV]

@@SirKarlIsTheMod wait is this oversimplified compilation?

[@bob_0146]

fun fact: 90% of the uk population has never seen another monarch

[@lightyagami3492]

Crazy to think about

[@leandroguarteche241]

And the other 10%?

[@MikeyJMJ]

@@leandroguarteche241 Over the age of 70

[@ectscchannel2660]

Well now they will see

[@lightyagami3492]

@@ectscchannel2660 They already all have seen it now. Unless they were literally born today i guess.

[@dola.spreadlove447]

2:38 King Rama IX Bhumibol Adulyadej ❤ may he rest in peace

[@malaysianmapping9767]

He died in 2016, a handsome king of our neighbour Thailand

[@diegocaratt1391]

May he be blessed for eternity

[@marianethtorrente9944]

Rip king bumibhol

[@renatomatos90]

The best buddhist and beloved king of Thailand.

[@newredcolorchannelinthailand]

คนไทยต้องให้กำลังใจแล้วละ

[@titansjojo1445]

My boy Franz Joseph I got robbed.

[@cld-lol]

He probably would have lasted longer if WW1 didn’t happen that would of had to be very stressful to have to deal with

[@NapoleonBonaparte5]

@@cld-lol He had a very stressful reign, not just WW1, but nevertheless he was loved by everyone in the empire, he was like Elizabeth II he was the glue that held together the various ethnicties excluding perhaps the Serbs....

[@vakama4923]

Elizabeth II passed away last week, her official placement was between 43rd and 34th lasting 70 years

[@dustincrum1]

This was made 2 years ago

[@vakama4923]

@@dustincrum1 I know, I was just saying

[@williamtheconqueror7807]

3:53. Is it just me, or is that a Civilization 6 modded leader?

[@Wandrative]

Yea he used a bad picture for the Emperor of Goguryeo

[@lekanske3816]

Lol, Hojo Tokimune

[@adiabd1]

I knew something was off with his picture lol

[@williamtheconqueror7807]

@@lekanske3816 That's not Hojo, Hojo shaves.

[@Wandrative]

@@williamtheconqueror7807 Actually Jangsu probably shaved also, at least in their youth. Because it is known that youths in the Goguryeo always shaved.

[@eliaslundstedt5607]

2:12 the beginning of nice 2:21 only nice 2:26 still only nice 2:29 the end of nice

[@theintelligentcow7447]

@@mdc9124 r/woosh

[@shahbaazkhan4697]

Go to hell

[@oscarbustillo4451]

le Reddit moment

[@peterongan9655]

nice

[@shadysam7161]

@@theintelligentcow7447 he understands the joke, moronic reddit elitist, he simply said it's dumb.

[@MidgeCat]

Sobhuza ruled the country through Colonialism, World War One, World War Two, Decolonisation, the Cold War and the post colonial African turmoil. What an underrated leader

[@Labyrinth6000]

He also had like over 100 kids as well

[@MusicismoreImportant]

That's great , eswatini not a great country but he's legendary for sure

[@TheLGNDRY-go9hu]

4:17 Sobhuza was an insane man. He Ruled for 82 years and had hundred childrens.

[@uniaosovietica5702]

Vai ter 100 reis

[@baraxor]

I guess he really was "the Father of the Country".

[@nicolelawless9942]

Woody.EXE has only reigned for almost 2 years this year and he’s already gone through so much hell in this short time; he literally watched me his own Queen die, Queen Elizabeth II died on the first day of his reign, now Charles and Princess Catherine of Wales have cancer. I don’t think this is going to be a reign Woody.EXE never wanted but i warned him that he will go through a lot. Even with my hungover now; I’m still doing my duty as best as I can today and I’ve survived the worst illness I went through last year and I remember making a promise to Woody.EXE about not stepping down even if I’m no longer here besides him

[@ponheayat7828]

2:40 You know I'm something of a king myself

[@Larsonteevee]

Wow i cant believe it is ponhea yat i am your fan

[@muizzudinmahayudin1737]

lmao

[@jangamecuber]

Back from the dead

[@death-by-obsession]

I’m WhEeEeEeZiNg.

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

HOW

[@matheusprotasio1103]

Queen Victoria: I am the longest reigning queen in the UK history. Queen Elizabeth II after 2015: Hold my f#%#% Crown.

[@dexsterkevin80]

this isnt social media your mother can see be a man and swear

[@DannyHsn]

She did hold it though

[@DannyHsn]

. Don't whoosh or ur gay

[@bryanmanuel4945]

Pretty sutr Victoria did have real power

[@CarlosAugusto-tc4bv]

*Hold my fucking tea

[@maihaiki888]

Some of these people who ruled kingdoms and empires are ones I've never heard in my life

[@dershogun6396]

@Der Große most of them are tiny states from the holy roman empire. One of them in the top 20, Duke Charles Frederick was the second Markraf ("bordercount")who raigned from my Homecity in southern germany that was founded 1716.

[@svenschirra6769]

Sogar der Johann Ludwig von Nassau-Saarbrücken ist dabei

[@dershogun6396]

@@svenschirra6769 Wir Deutschen haben echt die komplexesten Adelsnamen^^

[@weeb7967]

When you realize Queen Elizabeth has the only 4k quality picture

[@YT911YT]

Bhimibol Adulyadej And Muhammed AI-Qadri as well

[@JoaquinCampana1998]

@@YT911YT Remove Muhammad Al-Qadri, that's a drawing

[@YT911YT]

@@JoaquinCampana1998 No it's a photo

[@JoaquinCampana1998]

@@YT911YT What kind of photo with that unrealistic background?

[@YT911YT]

@@JoaquinCampana1998 It was probally made in World War 2

[@kinggeorgeiii8256]

Me who reigned for 59 years: angry king noises

[@canthisduckreach1ksubs278]

emperor kangix ruled for 61 years and he came more closer than you

[@malaysianmapping9767]

You didnt reign long enough George

[@adrianojeda2727]

You: *loses America one of the wealthiest countries for a while*

[@lexmarie7212]

Ouch

[@not_quite_clarinet]

Dadadadayedadadadayeda

[@shirohigenewgete1619]

Next video (please): The oldest continuous monarchy dynasties in the world

[@Limrasson]

Yes, but let's just put the japanese imperial line into it's own category, ok?

[@shirohigenewgete1619]

@@Limrasson which category ? do you mean to separate the Japanese dynastie from the rest of the other dynasties of the world?

[@Limrasson]

@@shirohigenewgete1619 yes.

[@farias3590]

@@Limrasson no

[@Limrasson]

@@farias3590 :C

[@QuidVictoriamBIS]

Heureux de voir que ma recommendation a été entendu ! Bon travail

[@mufarsaking3223]

Sir . . . :)

[@olaff9771]

oui

[@dominicforget2657]

This song "Ocean Princess" was not arranged by 2 Steps from Hell, but Thomas Jay Bergersen.

[@XD-qx6sq]

imagine living that much without having good medicine and even reign.. that's unbelievable

[@RandomRyan]

Yep it is. Some of these rulers must’ve had great luck on their side.

[@nurval1093]

kings lived better than their people.

[@tidore8729]

@@nurval1093 But they got much stress like CEO in thesedays and usually fight in frontline at war. They should show their leadership and charisma to their people and that was so much stressful.

[@mikshinee87]

@@tidore8729 Nah. Believe me, the kind of stress CEOs suffer is nowhere near the survival "will-I-pay-the-bills-or-become-homeless" stress many people suffer. They're fine. If you had a cook, a personal trainer and a doctor on demand you would live long too.

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@tidore8729 Tezozomoc, a king in pre-colonial Mexico lived for 106 years

[@stolaslikestea6169]

When we lost the 9th King of Thailand (Bhumibol Adulyadej) Everyone in Thailand basically cried for a year or more when we lost him, he was the one who made Thailand what it is today.

[@adamp5879]

Bet you wish he was still alive now you have old 2 wives

[@StarryTea-r7s]

Yes(I was born during his reign)

[@nshoofficial]

@@StarryTea-r7s same I went to Thailand in 2016 but at that time he died

[@TieOnRadish]

While it is disputed as the list shows, No. 2 Taejo had supposedly lived 19 more years after his reign and died in year 165 instead of 146, dying at age 118. Funny story is, his brother was waiting for Taejo to pass away so he could take the reign (Taejo had no heir) but since Taejo wasn't dying, the brother, at age 75, rebelled and Taejo simply gave up his throne. They both died in the same year.

[@페이크다이것들아]

Yep. That brother (Chadae) who overthrew Taejo, was then in turn overthrown by a court official (Myung Lim Dapbu) who made the third brother (Sindae) the next king. Sindae paid back the favor by making Myung the first ever prime minister of Koguryeo.

[@plotsky_]

Pepi II: “I’m the longest living monarch that ever lived” Queen Elizabeth: *”just wait until I die”*

[@mr.jeffries8256]

It’s too ancient, we can’t track the information

[@monturollamonturolla3471]

oh well I am sorry cus that will *NEVER* happen.

[@the__professional2454]

well this aged like milk

[@christianenriquez52900]

..... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrHoff-ex4bg]

This channel is so underrated

[@alexanderkaspari8787]

I agree!

[@dennisguddat7871]

Kim il-sung: *laughs in eternal leader*

[@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674]

Kim il-Sung have been banned from the server, reason : cheat

[@jonah6404]

@@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 OI

[@JoaquinCampana1998]

@@jonah6404 Hi my favorite Eternal Leader

[@jonah6404]

@@JoaquinCampana1998 Hi

[@N0Time]

@@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 Sauron has joined the chat

[@miftahazuhri2797]

But king of sumerian "en-men-lu-ana" ruled for 43,200 years

[@elidugal7733]

𒄩 𒄩 𒄩 𒄩 𒄩 𒄩

[@hog2433]

impossible that is a god right there

[@animeguy7037]

No King of Sri Lanka ravan ruled 88000 years

[@miftahazuhri2797]

@@animeguy7037 where did you find the information?, i try to search it but it says ravana rule Lanka from 2554 BC to 2517 BC

[@animeguy7037]

@@miftahazuhri2797 no bro what I said is according to Vedas. Just like what the book of Gilgamesh says. According to Vedas Ravana was alive before the great floods and even thousands of years after the floods. Their are only 2 timelines which match each others . That's the Vedic timeline and timeline of Kings in the Epic of Gilgamesh. Both start with Kings ruling about a lakh years and then end to normal human lifespan like 88 then 58 then 38 and so on. Those Kings who fall in this timeline of less than 100 years are accepted but those above 100 aren't because we humans of today think that humans weren't developed than us in the past. All Vimanas according to us are just fantasy all science behind them the aerodynamics all is fantasy. Most stories on google are made up so are all timelines because they think the world was created around 4004BC The oldest Hindu God was discovered not in India but in Italy that too 8000 years ago . The Fact Ravana is said to have fought about 36 Kings of the same dynasty. Now even if we say that one king ruled for about 25 years then 36×25 still makes it 900 years and it's believed all Kings then ruled for about 10000 years also Ravana was a demon and not a human so it may be possible for a demon to do something like that

[@hoonlee966]

Some historians in Korea assume that a former king of Taejo (2nd guy in the video) was eliminated in history. Nobody knows why exactly but there was a royal family change between Taejo and previous kings. The family name of Taejo is 'Go'. And the previous kings' family name is 'Hae'. Probably there was a chaotic period that 'Go' family wanted to hide in history

[@peterteddy3367]

Like how Zhao reigned 64 years while apparently only living for about 56.

[@tree3910]

And Pepi II Neferkare ruled 94 years but lived till 77

[@lahcim9434]

@@tree3910 there are different theories

[@aqeeladaiyanzeva2731]

plot twist : nobody realized he died until 8 years later

[@samyebeid4534]

Even in death, he reigned.

[@ponheayat7828]

Hello kids

[@lubocaner1664]

Place 41: How he/she reigned 70 years, when the person lived only 64? xD

[@shadysam7161]

He died at 70 years old, the video likely made an error.

[@PawelSorinsky]

Because date of birth isn"t exactly known.

[@kayleighbrown459]

Because he's the leader of the people. Our royalty lives well into their 90s typically speaking.

[@karrel.982]

5/100 are Malay 1.Ibrahim The Great (Johor) 2. Sulaiman Sharif (Serdang) 3.Mahmud Shah (Perak) 4.Muhammad Adilin (Kedah) 5. Muhammad Al Qadri (Tampin)

[@iskandar_06anthem52]

Johor, Perak,Tampin and Kedah still have Power until now but sadly Serdang doesnt..

[@karrel.982]

@@iskandar_06anthem52 Kena bunuh sukarno

[@endroholic7161]

37/100 are indian....now say malay 🇮🇳✊🏻

[@iqbalmohamadradzi4387]

Akhirnya, jumpa juga geng Malaysia.

[@Zulfikar_khalwaniev_kinzhal]

Mahatir want to joinnn?

[@v1e1r1g1e1]

Elizabeth II (Elizabeth Alexandra Mary; 21 April 1926 - 8 September 2022) was Queen of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth realms from 6 February 1952 until her death in 2022 (70 years). She was queen regnant of 32 sovereign states during her lifetime and remained the monarch of 15 realms by the time of her death. Her reign of over 70 years is the longest of any British monarch and the longest verified reign of any female head of state in history.

[@wopinglau8689]

Pretty sure everyone knows she is longest reigning British Monarch

[@nicolelawless9942]

⁠@@wopinglau8689 Unless Woody.EXE beats the record which he might do. He’s only reigned for almost 2 years though

[@sandiznidarsic2238]

Another great video, keep it up!

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

God that song is stunning, made me cry, it's so like battling for years against constant injustice, this lone warrior still imbued with dignity and spirit, still flying in the otherworld. I can't explain how much it affected me and how I resonated with it so much. I barely noticed the monarchs.

[@CC-gm1hs]

Ocean Princess by Thomas Bergensen

[@northchurch753]

Queen Elizabeth II: Challenge accepted 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿

[@3John-Bishop]

These reigns that started when they were a baby dont count. Another person ruled until they were 15-20.

[@bennus2900]

🇵🇬

[@Wandrative]

and she failed

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

@@Wandrative She has to reign for 26 more years to become first place.

[@Captain_Yorkie1]

@@DrewPicklesTheDark Queen Liz 2 only has 4 years to be number one for a sovereign country. Most on the list are Dependent or Constituent states meaning semi sovereign for example the longest extract reign was under the British Empire

[@ConcreteObelisk]

Don't know anything about top 4 but man their introduction was friggin EPIC.

[@aquilagalendez1688]

3:48 Mirian III is me when I'm trying to stop my laugh in a serious situation

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

Lol

[@AntonioGonzalez-we4wx]

Imagine being Philip II, Count of Nassau-Weilburg and seeing that you only had to live 9 days more to be on the video

[@lightyagami3492]

*B R U H*

[@dominic4981]

Last ones are unbelievable knowing how long average human could even live during those times

[@poTato_777]

Average was dragged down because of high child mortality

[@jhinnnn8430]

When Pepi was a pharaoh... History said that those years were where the best in Egypt

[@alexmag342]

People had the same life expectancy as nowadays, only difference was child mortality was high.

[@Warfoki]

@@alexmag342 Well, partially correct. Yes, child mortality makes up by far the biggest difference, however people died younger either way. Lack of modern medicine, bad diet, lack of ways to safely store food long term, lack of properly cleaned water and so on.

[@ffls775]

@@Warfoki then how Pepi lived that long

[@saintlysylas]

russian monarch: dead french monarch: dead British monarch: Immortal in our hearts, immortal literally Thai monarch: Immortal in our hearts :(

[@thai6989]

what makes king bhumibol reigns longer than any thai king is probably bc his borther's dead, his brother didnt reign for long tho

[@lightyagami3492]

@@thai6989 There was speculation at the time that he murdered his brother to gain the throne but it was never proven.

[@thai6989]

@@lightyagami3492 thats the rumors

[@gyazis]

1:33 I wonder what Eleanor is so upset about.

[@kristinawhynot6015]

Her marriage probably bugged and when she looked at it - it wasn't matrillineal, and she's thinking: "My heir is of wrong dynatsy..."

[@warmike]

@@kristinawhynot6015 The king of France at the time should have just enabled cognatic succession instead of divorcing. EVEN CK2 AI CAN DO THAT, FFS!

[@frippp66]

'this isn't the Holy Grail...'

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@kristinawhynot6015 oof.

[@baraxor]

Her servant gave her a goblet of red wine when she's having fish.

[@MrPenwell96]

I love how the vocals start when Queen Elizabeth II shows up.

[@vickyvaliant8698]

God save the queen 👸

[@arreksu0666]

Great video, love your content! Next time you should do shortest-reigning monarchs.

[@ivaraasen5592]

3:02 Zhao tuo is amazing to have lived 103 years before medicine was actually not just praying

[@adamlisiewicz1777]

Elizabeth II 68 years of ruling Me: I expected more Elizabeth II: I'm just getting started mortal

[@vladimirgluten8375]

Yeahhhhhh

[@christianenriquez52900]

...

[@yaqubleis6311]

Shapur II The Great the only king in history who was king before he was even born he was crowned as king while still in his mother's womb the legend claims that the crown was placed upon his mother's womb while she was pregnant

[@TLOK1918]

How did they know it would be a boy though?

[@anotherhumanbeing3923]

@@TLOK1918 legends are mostly false but might be prediction or they also accepted a female heir

[@ivanthegreat2.070]

Apparently, the empire started growing as soon as he became of age. He is considered one of it's best rulers.

[@yaqubleis6311]

Nokermorphx what ??? 😂😂😂🤣 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Iranian_dynasties_and_countries so Safavids, Ghurids, Dabuyid dynasty , Saffarid dynasty and many others didn’t exist 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@yaqubleis6311]

Ivan the Great 2.0 Turkic peoples run away form Abu Muslim to China than run away form the Tang Dynasty to Abu Muslim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have no history

[@fantasilmiah]

Wow ! Minit 0.41 Sultan Ibrahim The Great is sultan of Johor which is one of the state in Malaysia 🇲🇾. Also Sultan Perak, Mahmud Shah, Muhammad Adilin (Kedah). May Allah rest their soul.

[@farismag]

Amen/أمين.

[@baraxor]

Queen Elizabeth II made it to #38. God bless her with an eternal crown in heaven.

[@lightyagami3492]

She actually made it to 34. She outreigned the Prince of Lichtenstein by over 100 days.

[@dcarbs2979]

@@lightyagami3492 And Queen out-ranks Prince

[@Chrisorian]

0:22 Jayavarman VIII: lived 60 years, ruled for 63 xD

[@goji6880]

He’s immortal

[@Goodchennai]

Great Hindu King 😌

[@basedcataphract5852]

😂😂

[@michaelly7163]

According to Wikipedia, which cites a book called "The Indianized States of Southeast Asia" from the University of Hawaii Press written by George Cordes in 1968, his reign actually lasted from 1943 to 1995, not 1935 to 1995. This means his reign is actually 52 years.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

@@michaelly7163 actually it’s 1243-1295.

[@RatherPratty]

0:47 Zhuang I lived only for 59 years. How’d he rule for 64 years?

[@anawesomepet]

Idk, might’ve been a necrocracy. Actually, don’t listen to what I said.

[@TailsFWC]

He's just that good

[@rolandexis]

Hes just diffrent

[@michaelly7163]

His exact birthday is not known although it is believed to be 873 BC and 753 BC. 794 BC, the lowest birthday he could be to be reigning would give him an age of exactly 64 years. Based on what we know about his reign, his birthday actually would have to be between 873 and 794 BC. The 59 years you got is from an estimate on the lower end. Probably the birthday estimate used was 790 BC.

[@emanuelbota9534]

He ruled twice faster his last 2.5 years:)

[@sarpwilliamkugtan973]

1:37 that Samoan king was in power since before ww1 until 2007 😱 that's crazy

[@WSWC4]

No that's how long he lived

[@ds0305]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@louissagarrigavisconti9992]

bruh...u dumb?

[@sarpwilliamkugtan973]

@@louissagarrigavisconti9992 maybe why do you care? You want some idiocy ?

[@sarpwilliamkugtan973]

@@WSWC4 oh okay thanks that makes sense still he witnessed ww1 and lived until 2007 that's 93 years😱

[@Keyhan-c8c]

Ty for sharing! I learned alot

[@samurzakanoeli]

It's great video! Wow, three Georgian kings: Pharnavaz, Vakhtang and Mirian! Thanks! Respect from Georgia!💚🇬🇪

[@comradewestov3047]

0:28 frederick Augustus lasted a damn long time, his kingdom was invaded by both napoleon and frederick the great

[@eshwart5463]

90% of the cases are disputed or just kings under another monarch... Louis XIV's reign of 72 years is officially considered under records as the highest till date(I know ancient kings may have ruled longer than this)...Even Japanese claim Emperor koan ruled for 101 years and died at an age of 137..

[@wirelessbluestone5983]

No sohbuza II of Swaziland is actually verified at 82 years

[@eshwart5463]

@@wirelessbluestone5983 Yes it's verified but Swaziland was not independent till 1968... He's not absolute monarch till independence... He was just like a king under a king..

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@wirelessbluestone5983 I know nothing about Emperor Koan but his claim is nonsense. The oldest(but not longest reigning) monarch I know of was Tezozomoc(1320-1426). A pre-colonial King in Mexico and an extraordinary man.

[@Larsonteevee]

The emperor koan thing is false info, his lifespan is more understood to have been as long as 104-106, making his reign still highly possible

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@Larsonteevee yeah, 137 just isn’t possible

[@artguy1169]

Congrats to Elizabeth on 70 yrs have a great platinum jubilee

[@a.a6492]

"King of Eswatini", Nice touch!

[@Preuen-zs1fz]

How about the opposite of this video, the 100 shortest reigning monarchs

[@novaterra6051]

Then Jean I le posthum will win with 4 days I think

[@equilintogo5378]

good idea, but there need to be clearer criteria, if there was a civil war and one guy get to put on the crown for 5 minutes, would it count? etc etc.

[@jackbeswick3338]

@@novaterra6051 no there was a one in England for 2 days, but I can't remember her name

[@zefyrisd69]

Louis XIX reigned over France in 1830 for less than 20 minutes, then resigned (more like, the 20 minutes is the time it took to make the resign official and sign the official document apparently). So there's way shorter than 2 days :p

[@Preuen-zs1fz]

@@zefyrisd69 man thats sad

[@RaviVerma-fb6ue]

In the whole list, there are 22 Hindu kings and a Sikh ruler. All the 23 were the gems of Indian-sub continent. 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@Goodchennai]

Love them .. what a great rulers ..

[@MusicismoreImportant]

But the flags were different 1700s for example

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

"How much frederick do you want?" "Yes"

[@GandalfGreyhame]

A thing that should be pointed out is that the majority of these did not rule over a sovereign state. If you don't include those, then Louis XIV of France had the longest reign in history

[@andypham1636]

most were either Indian princely states or part of the HRE