Mark: “I’m not a masochist” Also Mark: “Hurt me hard. Hurt me so much that I’m barely breathing”
@bittyittycat80784 жыл бұрын
@Çμr†ïÐðr -ՇђєรєאเєรՇ momento mori unus annnus im good at reading ngl
@sekainaishe24374 жыл бұрын
what is the time stamp for this? im too scared to watch the video this late at night lmao
@Laughing_Dragon4 жыл бұрын
"I;m not a masochist" then why you always play rage games mark? HUH!?
@justirene27804 жыл бұрын
@@bittyittycat8078 not to be mean or anything, it's memento. Should get it right if you're gonna say you're good at reading.
@bittyittycat80784 жыл бұрын
@@justirene2780 its momento mori take a more closer look.
@sakke71044 жыл бұрын
"Hurt me hard. Hurt me so much that I'm barely breathing." "Annihilate me. Ravage my body." -Mark "Not A Masochist" Fischbach
@CreamyWaxGun4 жыл бұрын
@Emily Hume yeah, his full name is Mark Edward Fischbach I think
@TheCoolerDrilis4 жыл бұрын
@Emily Hume You make it sound bad--
@naethavenir94224 жыл бұрын
Emily Hume His dad is German and his mum South Korean, so makes sense for his name to have Fishbach
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix4 жыл бұрын
@Emily Hume Guess what else: Wade is Wade’s middle name. His first name is *George.* _Fucking _*_GEORGE!_* After watching Mark for years, I just learnt a week or so ago.
@kebblot90854 жыл бұрын
@@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix WAIT WHAT-
@jasper_the_killjoy4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at: "it doesn't seem to like noise......" "Luckily four streamers are here"
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
What could possibly go wrong.
@kondor62224 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 isn't the joke that streamers tend to be quiet when gaming?
@revbats4 жыл бұрын
@@Kacpereqyt n0
@drdarmst4 жыл бұрын
@@kondor6222i thought i meant that they make so much noise
@pizzaland67794 жыл бұрын
If I may ask for the timestamp sir, that would be great
@happyagony.76443 жыл бұрын
Bob: "there's a bear trap... Sean! Jack! IRISH ONE!!!" I died laughing XD
@d00sh_n00zle2 жыл бұрын
Time Stamp?
@gregoryroberts3132 Жыл бұрын
@@d00sh_n00zle 35:32
@demonprincess9680 Жыл бұрын
I almost fell out of my chair at 'Irish One'
@silverc.81054 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this game is it not registering the noise from Jack's cheeks clapping. It would have been alerting every monster to their location.
@aztv16154 жыл бұрын
hrrrng
@SoulsBebop4 жыл бұрын
There were very thick jeans blocking the symphonic claps of fat
@lonk80104 жыл бұрын
If anything, the concussive waves from his cheeks clapping would be so powerful they would push the monsters away
@silverc.81054 жыл бұрын
@@lonk8010 big brain
@gameseeker63074 жыл бұрын
@@lonk8010 horizontal crack
@daisymorse61324 жыл бұрын
The fact that Wade sounded more terrified saying “THERES A HORSE IN THE POND” than anything else in the game is absolutely sending me right now
@deathwakes26604 жыл бұрын
Yas there just that scared of normal things then weird things
@cptbabyface98044 жыл бұрын
Knowing what happened to Artax I'd be scared too.
@qrat68434 жыл бұрын
@@cptbabyface9804 LMAOOOOO
@justarandomhuman40434 жыл бұрын
Ikr?😂
@everythingman00824 жыл бұрын
dang kelpies are dangerous XD
@discountgoth65844 жыл бұрын
"Sounded like a bear trap going off" "It was probably a bear trap" *SNAP*
@jrondahunter60514 жыл бұрын
The timing on that was so good, I choked on my burger
@Emma-zu9se4 жыл бұрын
Time?
@jrondahunter60514 жыл бұрын
@@Emma-zu9se literally the first few minutes. Just keep watching
@Emma-zu9se4 жыл бұрын
@@jrondahunter6051 I was already half way through the video.. that’s why I asked.
@jrondahunter60514 жыл бұрын
@@Emma-zu9se you missed it then. It's right near the jump. Kinda sets the tone for the video lowkey
@toddh94103 жыл бұрын
Mark in a gang: "Scary monster lady? Yeah, eat flares, I'm not impressed." Mark alone: "Ohhh no. Ohhhhhhh no...." Just that sudden transition from bravado to terrified, love it.
@wolfyboy3 жыл бұрын
I do be like that, though! XD
@tysonvienneau18302 жыл бұрын
Well you feel safer with someone else, either strength in numbers or leave them as bait
@momobaby9220 Жыл бұрын
@@tysonvienneau1830 literally me😂
@CRUSH40RULES Жыл бұрын
That happens with a lot of horror games that can be multiplayer and solo. When you're with a bunch of people, friends or randoms, you feel more safe and confident. But when you're alone, then it's just the deafening silence and the sense of impending doom approaching.
@Acheron-IX11 ай бұрын
@@CRUSH40RULESliterally some parts of re 7 / 8. sure watching someone else play it is fine but when you play it yourself it’s scary not knowing when you’ll see someone around the corner
@izalemon98864 жыл бұрын
“Hurt me hard. Hurt me so much that I’m barely breathing” -Not A Masochist 15:30
@nadacolic77754 жыл бұрын
Totally not a masochist
@lucerix60334 жыл бұрын
momento mori 🤍🖤 unus annus
@moonlobotomy90614 жыл бұрын
he just couldnt possibly be!
@shaelinrollman47714 жыл бұрын
I've actually heard people say that he's a masochist. Like where did they even get that from, Mark is the last person I would think was a masochist!
@izalemon98864 жыл бұрын
@@shaelinrollman4771 well, there was once this place called....Unus Annus
@SCP--sf3fu4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Mark's mouth is the first thing to react when he gets jump-scared, just a couple frames before the rest of his face.
@sorashou62294 жыл бұрын
Kudos to you sir..
@sleepjoy82214 жыл бұрын
Why is that what you pay attention to
@samster30774 жыл бұрын
True
@josephstalin98954 жыл бұрын
Hey gate guardian
@Toaster_withAgun4 жыл бұрын
Stop being smart
@flgm88794 жыл бұрын
people when watching a horror movie: “ why would they go to there!? the monster’s literally there! “ also those people:
@lawn57704 жыл бұрын
Lawn mower
@davidhenderson99174 жыл бұрын
I was your 1000th like
@mikkaellajeanhachero50484 жыл бұрын
Hahaha its because its a film
@DmedZWN4 жыл бұрын
I literally said to myself these guys would be the first to die in a horror movie lol
@angelic_bloodbath4 жыл бұрын
2000th like lol
@deathwalker34293 жыл бұрын
I could only imagine these guys in real a life horror scenario. Mark: Wade go touch that monster thing Bob: i already did *Jack stuck in a bear trap screaming *Wade somehow on fire
@some_guy_89234 жыл бұрын
“Let’s get closer guys!” *Famous last words* -Markiplier 2020
@imandrew.15414 жыл бұрын
E
@mmsyum58814 жыл бұрын
A
@Akalim4 жыл бұрын
Sports
@LynxLycan24 жыл бұрын
Its in the game
@degenerat93294 жыл бұрын
Is a corrupt money grab of a company
@agnomymous4 жыл бұрын
Bob: "I'm so glad someone besides me was chosen as bait" Bob: immediately dragged to the pit by the freaky leg lady
@deathwakes26604 жыл бұрын
That's what we call instant Karma
@carcharoclesmegalodon69044 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched the video yet but “freaky leg lady” sounds hot.
@bomes20843 жыл бұрын
@@carcharoclesmegalodon6904 does it still
@carcharoclesmegalodon69043 жыл бұрын
@@bomes2084 Yes :3
@kingjb5543 жыл бұрын
Well it wasn't immediate, but still
@InfiniteEscuro4 жыл бұрын
"Try not to make noise." The Gang when they find a monster whose sole purpose is to scream really loud: *_Friendly :)))_*
@NaturalSelection_3 жыл бұрын
Ok but like that’s how they act tho 😂 it’s just *SCREAM* “oh hi bro”
@ashmadden4042 жыл бұрын
theyre used to sean
@aedaniammx75592 жыл бұрын
Friend :)
@rafaelantoniomartinez43712 жыл бұрын
@@ashmadden404 LMAO
@jalarasstudios4143 жыл бұрын
"This takes place in Danville." Wow, the Phineas and Ferb revival went in a really new direction.
@kexard3 жыл бұрын
“ Candice, now would be a good time to tell mom.” XD
@zukitamo3 жыл бұрын
Danwille, not Danville
@jalarasstudios4143 жыл бұрын
@@zukitamo lol, yeah. Heck, what if that could be part of the joke. Candace: Phineas, where are we? Phineas: I don't get it, the map said that this road would lead us straight to Danville. Isabella: Uh . . . Phineas? "points at name on map" Phineas: Oooooh, Danwille, not Danville. No wonder we got so off course. Candace (rolling eyes): Oh yeah right, like the dark woods and the weird noises off in the distance wouldn't clue you in. Now how to tell mom? (Monster Pops up and roars) Candace (annoyed): WOULD YOU PIPE DOWN I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUST MY BROTHERS! (Monster wanders away, intimidated by the shrieking redheaded banshee that has entered the forest) Or Doofenshmirtz: Now don't look at me like that Perry the Platypus. I'm not the one who got us lost on our way to the annual Nemesis Convention! You're the one who was supposed to be giving directions! (Perry gives unimpressed look) Doofenshmirtz: I mean, you never talk, I have to keep the conversation flowing. You always just look at me with those weird expressions- (Perry sees monster coming up behind Doof, gets scared look) Doofenshmirtz:-like that! See! That's one of the weird expressions you just me for no good re- (Perry grabs Doof and they hightail it away from the monster into the forest, sure for more wacky hijinks to occur)
@ticsyringe95173 жыл бұрын
Ikr, Netflix has gotta stop with their edgy reboots. First Sabrina and Powerpuff and now this? Smh
@dripchungus3 жыл бұрын
mom Phineas and Ferb are stalking loud and lost people
@j.m.17854 жыл бұрын
“If you get in a car crash, either you die or get echolocation.” *Breaking News* Car crash rates increased dramatically...
@alligatoraidan4 жыл бұрын
win/win
@thislittledragon96174 жыл бұрын
i didnt do either i instead got super strength apparently since i left without a scratch. didnt even feel sore afterwards the next day.
@apheliosgod284 жыл бұрын
@This little dragon. HOL UP
@thislittledragon96174 жыл бұрын
@@apheliosgod28 i have always been pretty tough. my brother once slammed my head into a fridge and i was the one to leave a dent in it.
@SleepieBerry4 жыл бұрын
@@alligatoraidan ........ok
@chayli4 жыл бұрын
"Were we in this car when it came down here and this happened?" Jack: *"Well I don't really have a license-"*
@internal28964 жыл бұрын
@C̴h̴r̵i̵s̶t̸o̵f̸e̴r̷ ̶P̷e̸z̴e̶t̸ ok
@hmmmm95604 жыл бұрын
@ĶëvïŅ BB 51 please stop
@user-lt5tt6to4c4 жыл бұрын
@ĶëvïŅ BB 51 just for the views ey? Why Not?
@tylerhackner97314 жыл бұрын
Of course jack doesn’t 😂
@Natemeyer78984 жыл бұрын
Hello!!!!
@marietagcb4 жыл бұрын
17:42 THE WAY BOB FLEW AND DIED, THE ACHIEVEMENT FOR BEING A LOSER, WADE SAYING “THAT’S THE LAST TIME YOU’LL STEP ON MY NEW SHOES”...I”VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT GOLDDD
@butteredbagels95384 жыл бұрын
AND THE DRAMATIC MUSIC
@akosimischaaa4 жыл бұрын
I'm replying it over and over and the more I watch it the funnier it gets
@daliaaboelala914 жыл бұрын
I'm curious what the achievement name is
@tobysalespavey12444 жыл бұрын
And the fact that that he Looked like he was sacrificing himself to God 😂
@TheUltimateCancerCell4 жыл бұрын
How’d he die anyway?
@Wongleheimer2 жыл бұрын
17:43 I’m imagining that there was a specific bug that caused this that the devs discovered and instead of fixing that bug they just gave it an achievement, and I love that so much 🤣
@statementofjoespooky1660 Жыл бұрын
The achievement is “die by falling” so maybe the bug is that the fall damage gets insanely high at times and that’s why he died lol
@lee_mill37124 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: "4 Idiots Not Giving a Damn About Death | Sign of Silence"
@lee_mill37124 жыл бұрын
@Gabriel Chester It would be at least 10 minutes long mostly because he tells everyone to shut up no matter the game.
@beepusboop86784 жыл бұрын
4 grown ass men yelling at each other
@jetnagle86104 жыл бұрын
“2 Idiots Not Giving a Damn About Death | Unus Annus”
@lee_mill37124 жыл бұрын
@@jetnagle8610 Tbh I never went the The Unus Annus channel ;-;
@alleymercuryway77773 ай бұрын
‘I couldn’t give a shit about Death, you should’ve secured that window’ -Brian David Gilbert
@bonbonwithme72374 жыл бұрын
*sees a terrifying tree monster* Mark : "Sean, you need to go near that thing to find out what is about" Sean : "Okay." Our typical Irish boi.
@corpselight79894 жыл бұрын
He'll be fine, he's Oirish. They've approached terrible tree entities since the beginning of Irish civilization.
@Fish_Pizza4 жыл бұрын
Our little Irish boi
@miguelvillegas70494 жыл бұрын
@Don't go to My channel That’s wack.
@weeb-yeeb59214 жыл бұрын
HEY, don’t try to insult us, it don’t work
@bwingbwinggwiyomi4 жыл бұрын
@@corpselight7989 gotta dig up them potaters ya know 😂🥔
@Sean-qg3gg4 жыл бұрын
That last scare got me! Mark: Actual skill Wade: Not too dumb, but clumsy Bob: Mockery and Instant Death Sean: Done with them
@burakalpakdere85984 жыл бұрын
last scare got me too
@josephspalding66094 жыл бұрын
@@Kacpereqyt no
@janchristophervillanueva56034 жыл бұрын
what last scare?
@marastrike4 жыл бұрын
Where is jack
@Lunar_Nikki4 жыл бұрын
The last scare made my heart stop.
@shaedbear2 жыл бұрын
Sean's "I come to poison well?" "nooo" "I here! I poison anyway." sent me into goddamn hysterics
@CouchPotato4599 Жыл бұрын
yo let me remind you of this great comment you wrote
@ShaggyRPanda4 жыл бұрын
12:58 Jack: THE FOREST IS ALIVE wade: with the sound of mu- Mark: SHUUT UP that was freaking hilarious
@riotag4 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@piegram49774 жыл бұрын
@@riotag bro I was just abt to ask that too
@ScarecrowsSpookyGameplays4 жыл бұрын
I, actually, laughed out loud at that. 😆
@Max-needmoreenergydrink4 жыл бұрын
I just watched this movie and I must say I really enjoyed it for some reason
@Renfrye4 жыл бұрын
I literally died laughing at the “There’s a horse?!” Followed by horrified screams 😂 Around 13:30
@ManiacalBlueberry4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the very non frightening neigh before all of that
@skeeterpeter53374 жыл бұрын
@@ManiacalBlueberry that was hilarious
@chatboss0004 жыл бұрын
I just realized that's the horse that ends up getting Mark captured in the end.
@MarimbaBuddy4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same. For me, it's the fact that you only hear what's going on but can't actually see it. A neigh, followed by Wade's panicked reaction coupled with intensified music and some kind of audible commotion. Part of me wishes Wade would upload his perspective so I could see it from his POV, but another part of me likes leaving it to the imagination, ya know?
@sniprprobro67084 жыл бұрын
Juan
@kurokasteele48304 жыл бұрын
I like how dynamic it was that Mark got taken, and then just on the way back he learned and turned into the Grizzled Survivor archetype, knowing how to survive in the forest... and everyone else still hardly listens until they see it for themselves.
@WHAL-E4 жыл бұрын
Yes xD also, I love your Genderfluid pfp. I used to identify as genderfluid, but I realized that I’m actually transgender!! FTM. :)
@kurokasteele48304 жыл бұрын
Awwww, thanks! I've kinda gone back and forth myself, but I am genderfluid and still going to transition (MtF) because I've been realizing its more comfortable body wise, I just figure the genderfluid flag gets _me_ across better. Anyways, hope you're happy as can be and staying safe!
@yagamil464 жыл бұрын
Is some nice talk here. I like it ^-^ as for me I'm stuck in moments where I feel like I'm female ... it sucks. Hormones got messed up during puberty, as did head ow... wish I had the courage to change myself.. ((even though I've def grown my hair out X3 Also mark turned into a social jenius heehoo. Survivalist
@ToribratPig3 жыл бұрын
@@yagamil46 I know! I was just chilling in the comment section and I got to see some cute community shit, ten out of ten
@koriyagay2 жыл бұрын
Pov: no father figure
@64_jhex3 жыл бұрын
_"I'm so glad someone beside me was chosen as bait"_ **GETS CHOSEN AND DRAGGED INTO A CAVE AND DIES** _"Hey she's coming at you guys"_ **SHE GOES AFTER HIM AND DIES** Jumps* **DIES** This game is rigged against Bob
@etps44443 жыл бұрын
It's official. Bob's the one who dies first in a horror movie.
@Noname-xr4ql3 жыл бұрын
it even called him a loser
@jonathanlanders15973 жыл бұрын
After his shenanigans in Phasmaphobia he deserves this.
@aqueous_fireball16224 жыл бұрын
"...escape by helicopter..." Me: well, you sure about that? because [muttering] _that didn't go so well in A Heist with Markiplier, hmm..._
@queerboy83704 жыл бұрын
As a Yancy stan, I wholeheartedly disagree. I think choosing the helicopter is a fantastic plan lmao
@Anonfaulty4 жыл бұрын
@@queerboy8370 If you know how to fly it
@queerboy83704 жыл бұрын
@@Anonfaulty Nah, picking it without knowing how to fly it definitely is the best call in AHWM. Because, again, Yancy stan, and I wanna see my boy lmao
@nerdp84694 жыл бұрын
@@queerboy8370 As a musical theatre funky song fan I very much appreciate the helicopter route
@cheekennuggies92494 жыл бұрын
anytime i see the word ‘muttering’ i cant n o t think of deku
@macklinillustration4 жыл бұрын
Bob:"I unlocked an achievement for being a loser." Me: "Same Bob, same."
@間日速度悪魔4 жыл бұрын
That what she said.
@gravegirl25004 жыл бұрын
@@間日速度悪魔 huh
@Linkxp5004 жыл бұрын
@@gravegirl2500 same
@abrahonyoutube4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Linkxp5004 жыл бұрын
@@angelal3084 no idea what you mean. You should be saying that to first guy. Rest of us are questioning the "that's what she said"
@VladKov364 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Goofing around in this game is not encouraged" Also Mark in the next episode: *sprints around (exclusively) willy nilly while perfectly evading death*
@macklinillustration4 жыл бұрын
🎼Ba baa ba bab ba ba
@justadogobeingdogo57664 жыл бұрын
Just another day in marvelous world of Markiplier!
@justalittleturtle56002 жыл бұрын
By far one of the best moments *distant horse noise* Wade fearfully: THERE’S A HORSE?!?! *incoherent screams*
@glamam39144 жыл бұрын
“Let’s get closer,” he said. It’ll be fun, he said.
@nz22044 жыл бұрын
Good one XD
@amberthecritic4 жыл бұрын
I like the username XD We're similar flavors of a skeptical/critical brand of Amber
@warrust4 жыл бұрын
Monster: "Oh? You're approaching me?"
@ruffswami78534 жыл бұрын
Jack: “oooo the forest is alive” Mark: “yea, uh huh” Wade: “with the sound of m-“ Mark *”S H U T U P”*
@21deciBels4 жыл бұрын
I didnt get that reference
@shreksman82574 жыл бұрын
@@21deciBels same lmao
@sumgai8484 жыл бұрын
@@21deciBels Song called "The Sound of Music" from the classic movie "The Hills Are Alive."
@DarkRubberDucky4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, "Loser" is the achievement for dying by falling.
@3DMasterST4 жыл бұрын
Needs Trump's head for achievement pic.
@kar98playz334 жыл бұрын
@@noggy3133 ITS REAL MR BEAST!
@Theterra44 жыл бұрын
I assume there were weird physics of him getting smushed between wade and the trunk of the car and the game defaulted to death by falling
@kazu23814 жыл бұрын
KAR98PLAYZ no it isn’t lol I checked his channel and he wouldn’t type that
@kazu23814 жыл бұрын
blitzstar lol I was confused but that sounds right
@azrialine3 жыл бұрын
i'm folding clothes rn and "THERE'S A HORSE IN THE POND" had me throwing all the clothes. please he sounds so terrified-💀
@Ruuma112 жыл бұрын
13:32
@ihaveurballs Жыл бұрын
petah....the horse is heare
@ralphpeel49024 жыл бұрын
The fact Mark's wearing a camp unus annus shirt comforts me
@TheForgottenGodLurks4 жыл бұрын
Momento mori
@shorelinekisses4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed🖤🤍Memento Mori
@racheldiaz25904 жыл бұрын
he wasnt using the buddy system :/
@CastleCrashersMaster4 жыл бұрын
@@racheldiaz2590 which is why he died the first time.
@Spladoinkal4 жыл бұрын
Heehoo?
@kaylinburdette22164 жыл бұрын
"THERES A HORSE IN THE POND" absolutely killed me
@sundalosketch47694 жыл бұрын
Instantly gave me Neverending Story flashbacks
@ArmundJay4 жыл бұрын
@@sundalosketch4769 how dare you bring that up and make me sad
@guy_onfire4 жыл бұрын
That whiskey sure did kill Josuke’s grandpa
@kaylinburdette22164 жыл бұрын
@@guy_onfire man 😔
@CAMELOT3314 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I can only handle 98% SPOOKY. I don't qualify
@Acromonium4 жыл бұрын
hello Mr. Camelot, who are you?
@pinkddpat4 жыл бұрын
ur white
@triixstiir4 жыл бұрын
How much was that check mark? Couple grand ?
@CAMELOT3314 жыл бұрын
@@triixstiir You can't buy verification lol. If you could I would have had it from the beginning. Not after a year of content creation
@midnightischillen9184 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@RickAstley-qd8bn Жыл бұрын
23:35 Jack: ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵉˢᵘˢ Mark: No no no, you're good, stay there.
@Draon0294 жыл бұрын
“What’s that in the water?” THE GONGOOZLER!!!
@wae91444 жыл бұрын
The monsters in the forest are HeeHoo
@awebtoonreader49794 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Memento mori.
@awebtoonreader49794 жыл бұрын
@@wae9144 lol yeah
@awebtoonreader49794 жыл бұрын
And they say you can hear the static screeches of SCP Amy
@EveInTheMachine3 жыл бұрын
😆 I LOVED the Gongoozler! I love that he's wearing the camp shirt in this too while doing hooting and grunting noises sometimes, it instantly reminds me of HeeHoo. That was such an epic little story arc. Unus Annus was so awesome... I miss it sometimes.
@Szythe84 жыл бұрын
That ending is probably the first time I have actually got jumpscared so hard before
@magg26364 жыл бұрын
Good thing you spoiled it so I won't get jump scared.
@TheZestyZeek4 жыл бұрын
I legit almost fell out of my bed, bruhh
@smilingmask28154 жыл бұрын
/ was just leaning back in my chair and fell backwards out of it
@Enderking11014 жыл бұрын
I got an ad right in the middle of it and I wasn’t prepared when it ended
@3DMasterST4 жыл бұрын
Press F for people watching home alone at night in complete darkness.
@kayawesome_124 жыл бұрын
Me:sees two milliseconds of a jumpscare at the end Ad: Life is always changing...
@imabegum82874 жыл бұрын
i physically jumped then randomly just heard “how to tile a bathroom wall...”
@mizuharachizuru48224 жыл бұрын
i had that" sure skip this ad like everyone"
@matthewgood54994 жыл бұрын
You clowns I didnt even get an ad
@Kale61964 жыл бұрын
Just rewind
@trinalps4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@boredresort2 жыл бұрын
12:55 LMAO "the forest is alive.." "With the sound of- SHUT UP."
@abbyvonzorro27824 жыл бұрын
"It's so deep.." "I'm so deep..." "I'm inside the legs!" Me, sipping tea with a dirty mind: *o_o*
@f_59384 жыл бұрын
get therapy and take 514 showers
@abbyvonzorro27824 жыл бұрын
@@f_5938 Why not 621 showers? ;)
@stxrmosss4 жыл бұрын
Lmao what's the time stamp
@f_59384 жыл бұрын
@@abbyvonzorro2782 uh my mind slipped
@dsyn28364 жыл бұрын
*stop it, get some help.*
@itsbennynow1504 жыл бұрын
Seán: whOAAA the forest is alivEEE Wade: with the sound of- Mark: *shut. uP*
@derikthompson2054 жыл бұрын
13:32 - 13:44 That felt like a horror movie sequence, Mark is just hearing his friends get seperated and killed until it's only him and the creatures out to get him. Holy shit that was terrifying and awesome
@josephspalding66094 жыл бұрын
And their flashlights go out makes you love it more
@siriusch.20534 жыл бұрын
imagine with proximity
@dootlsayer4 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a scene from The Ritual on Netflix
@minatoson57883 жыл бұрын
Dude, I have to say: Mark's face at 5:29 as he's waiting is just... amazing.
@Max-gv5wy Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment lol surprised more people didn’t notice
@EFantasic4 жыл бұрын
Bob: "I got the achievement unlocked for being a LOSER."
@AngelaSmith_19704 жыл бұрын
@not_joemama27364 жыл бұрын
My life...
@cairomiravity4 жыл бұрын
Talk about wandering around aimlessly like a LOSER
@jacobarnold64864 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@LoinkLoink4 жыл бұрын
The game probably thought Bob was hacking, and so it insta-killed him and gave him an achievement calling him a loser lol
@casspuur4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Horse don't make any noise. Horse: *neigh*
@SaraRankins.4 жыл бұрын
Hoarse
@deven70604 жыл бұрын
Juan
@melon18554 жыл бұрын
Dangit Juan had one job-
@Jaydog-sc8zv4 жыл бұрын
Honse
@dmans264 жыл бұрын
Mark: Horse, Dont make noise Horse: *breaths* Spider Lady: oH HelLo ThEre, I'Ve BeEn ExpEcTiNg yoU! >:D
@whyanime30514 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@HeyItsJess024 жыл бұрын
@@whyanime3051 i believe they’re referring to the very end of the video 🙂
@sunfish93414 жыл бұрын
alan walker pfp
@alexnolaan20304 жыл бұрын
Man, reading this comment before watching this video makes me wonder what this game is actually about
@skinnylegend2.0404 жыл бұрын
An ad interrupted right as the thing appeared- thankfully or else I would’ve been more jumpscared lol
@oliviagosney5616 Жыл бұрын
The horse neigh and then wade’s horrified “THERES A HORSE IN THE POND” will never not have me in tears✋🏻
@goldfish16334 жыл бұрын
During this whole thing I was like "Oh this isn't too bad, just creepy." Then just as I was about to close the video that fricking last jumpscare seriously scared me
@zombaegamerz894 жыл бұрын
Me too i screamed 🤣
@rileypowell79564 жыл бұрын
I just about shit myself 😂😂
@aj-mentation28964 жыл бұрын
same mans that shit made me jump high enough i almost broke a light
@nameisinuse84054 жыл бұрын
Bro, yes. I threw my phone!
@lividhound4 жыл бұрын
Same
@NocturnalDecay4 жыл бұрын
Paper: Danwille Mark, immediately: *owo speak*
@freddyfazaness63814 жыл бұрын
rawr x3
@HrafnZoega4 жыл бұрын
UwU {\_/} little fox ears.
@CastleCrashersMaster4 жыл бұрын
@@HrafnZoega thank you for teaching me the ways of the fox ears!
@HrafnZoega4 жыл бұрын
@@CastleCrashersMaster No pwobwem! :3
@austinryan75844 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@avynlie4 жыл бұрын
“We’re humans that have echo location with no indication of how we developed this super-human ability?” **Flashbacks to Ethan echo-locating Mark in the closet**
@jacklideen42964 жыл бұрын
Memento mori.
@awebtoonreader49794 жыл бұрын
Omg thank you for this comment, that's so true!!
@AirLight16463 жыл бұрын
I remember him just tapping the walls and going *click click click*
@shadow_leaf79653 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@xXFeralPyr0pteraXx3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@thisorthat77463 жыл бұрын
28:45 mark's "bidibidibidibididombibib" gets me everytime
@zoeb35734 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's my favourite part: the screams of genuine worry and concern from Sean yelling "WADE??" during the horse scene, or Mark's slow realization of the hell he's in after he comes out of the cave and how seriously he took the game after that.
@timothyfitzpatrick57964 жыл бұрын
Creature: *jumps out of the ground, scaring the pants off me* Ad: “please allow me to introduce myself”
@quika19114 жыл бұрын
Dude I was about to piss my pants then I got a stadia ad
You too, huh? I was so shocked after so long of nothing I accidentally turned off my phone
@hiltonb88763 жыл бұрын
Bob: “Oh my god a LOG in the water?!” Has the same energy as “Hey guys.. I found uh.. I found a WHEEL!” 😂
@semisemicoloncolon4 жыл бұрын
Can we take a second to appreciate that after mark called jack “jean,” Lixian subtitled Jack’s lines as “jean” LMAO
@chelsonbelson4 жыл бұрын
Lixian not "the editor
@semisemicoloncolon4 жыл бұрын
@@chelsonbelson didn’t know if Lixian edited this one, sometimes mark edits
@ack4344 жыл бұрын
@@chelsonbelson Lixian is the editor. The editor is Lixian.
@semisemicoloncolon4 жыл бұрын
just read the description lixian did edit this one my bad lmao
@thatonedumbtransboynamedv83114 жыл бұрын
for when he said Jean is 19:46 when the first quote for Sean that Lixian renamed it Jean is at 21:37 and as far as I can see he only did it once
@SmittenKitten.4 жыл бұрын
So, I saw this on Twitch, but somehow Lixian is able to make them seem new and even more terrifying. He's a master at his craft!
@jamesnicholas38534 жыл бұрын
Lixian is bae
@bigbean7024 жыл бұрын
Dude I agree when I saw the stream, it actually scared me and now it's like I'm paranoid now
@SmittenKitten.4 жыл бұрын
@@bigbean702 It's crazy how good Lixian is at creating a "mood"!
@bigbean7024 жыл бұрын
@@SmittenKitten. ikr dude like lixian should have a class about editing videos
@littleKTF4 жыл бұрын
Haha stinky poo poo
@m.n.45114 жыл бұрын
Haha the moment Mark got out of the cave and saw what he was dealing with, everything stopped being a joke. Lol.
@InternetJoker2 жыл бұрын
sean : runs ahead normally mark, bob and wade : NICE ASS mark : immediately does the same thing
@SuperionStudios4 жыл бұрын
THE FOREST IS ALIIIIIIVVVVE WITH THE SOUND OF-- mark: SHUT. UP. Edit: jeez guys I didn't think I was that funny xD (thx for the likes)
@zukitamo3 жыл бұрын
E
@temmieisakward28303 жыл бұрын
E
@CharmingBee3 жыл бұрын
E
@vin_ce_nt_3 жыл бұрын
E
@duckiefied43223 жыл бұрын
E
@sheevpalpatine44374 жыл бұрын
“Yeah let’s get closer” Famous last words
@Thaction4 жыл бұрын
“It’s treason then!”
@Master_Yoda19904 жыл бұрын
A disturbance there is mmmm
@sheevpalpatine44374 жыл бұрын
Your arrogance blinds you master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side!
@Master_Yoda19904 жыл бұрын
@@sheevpalpatine4437 hate blinds you it does
@sheevpalpatine44374 жыл бұрын
@@Master_Yoda1990 I have waited a long time for this moment my little green friend. Alas the jedi are no more!
@yuuhan_requiem4 жыл бұрын
“THERES A HORSE IN THE POND” as Mark’s face contorts.
@alX-cj6cj3 жыл бұрын
loved how mark watched jack walk into the bear trap with no comment
@tntalchemist4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Is there a purpose to our struggle?" *Sean's ass*
@sarah-by5ky4 жыл бұрын
After that screaming ending, I was fully expecting the sound of a ticking clock ;-;
@EzraLuckz4 жыл бұрын
🥲
@awebtoonreader49794 жыл бұрын
Ikr memento mori
@crisp-ship62314 жыл бұрын
@@awebtoonreader4979 memento mori🥲
@acekabogen3 жыл бұрын
D':
@colecowan61703 жыл бұрын
oh! are you talking about [REDACTED]?
@leahsutherland16644 жыл бұрын
Mark: *sees beartrap* Mark: *walks around it* Mark: *watches wordlessly* Wade: sounds like a bear trap Sean: *turns around* Sean: huh, probably a bear trap Sean: *activates bear trap* Mark: *mission sucess*
@ghxstboy39424 жыл бұрын
Somthing so basic so many likes
@kidmiami973 жыл бұрын
bob: “i’m glad that we nominated someone that’s not me” *2 seconds later* 12:19
@aphelion234 жыл бұрын
Jumpscare List! Because no one else has yet (from what I've seen) ... 8:32 (mid) (LOUD) (mostly expected) 9:05 (major) (Loud) (unexpected) 10:12 (minor) (not loud) (unexpected) 10:32 (minor) (Loud) (mostly expected) 10:57 (minor) (Loud) (expected) 11:43 (minor) (not loud) (expected) 12:17 (mid-major) (loud) (unexpected) 13:16 (minor) (loud-ish) (unexpected) 13:20 (mid) (loud) (mostly expected) 13:49 (mid) (loud) (somewhat expected) 15:42 (minor-mid) (loud) (meant to be expected but the guy teleported and mark screamed so we scream) 17:41 (not a jumpscare but it's hilarious so I wanted to put it here) 27:18 (minor) (loud-ish??) (somewhat expected) 28:07 (minor) (loud???) (unexpected) ??? (anyone know what the hell he said?) 28:24 (major) (loud-ish) (unexpected) (ahh my heart) 30:51 (major) (loud) (unexpected) 31:44 (mid) (loud) (should be expected, you can see the guy chillin near the door when he's about to walk in) 33:58 (mid-major) (loud) (sorta unexpected) (this one got me lmaoo) 37:50 (MAJOR) (loud) (unexpected) (the ending jumpscare!)
@sorrowsofsilence4 жыл бұрын
Bless ur soul
@abigailchiu19434 жыл бұрын
omllll i wish i saw this earlier bc i was watching so innocently and just got scared by last jumpscare 😭
@jamiefortin22434 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🥰
@lillie79034 жыл бұрын
doing gods work 😭😭😭
@itsamemari_4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. ❤️
@TheBlackKS14 жыл бұрын
This doesn't seem like a game for Bob, he's died first every round so far.
@Banidil4 жыл бұрын
I would say that being with those 3 would always be a risky prop lol
@angelic_bloodbath4 жыл бұрын
666 likes. Hot 😈 Ok, went over. Now I can like
@dell9884 жыл бұрын
What a weird, assumptious comment.
@hiffahyphae67074 жыл бұрын
Sadly :(
@jackdawjames76964 жыл бұрын
Our favorite part of this is how Mark’s whole body laughed while saying “Massachoochoos”
@ItsBunnyBuns3 жыл бұрын
“Our” pffft
@jackdawjames76963 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBunnyBuns hi I’m part of a plural system so we use we/our instead of i/my !! Please respect that -Celtovi
@ItsBunnyBuns3 жыл бұрын
@@jackdawjames7696 No I know why you said it. Did you get diagnosed by a doctor?
@jackdawjames76963 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBunnyBuns This does not matter. The existence of multiple people in the mind who are very distinct and can communicate with you as well as switch does not require diagnosis. Good day.
@snappishtemperament2133 жыл бұрын
@@jackdawjames7696 Tulpamancy? (I might've misspelled that) My introverted ass wouldn't have the chops to not be able to isolate myself for several hours daily, good on you for being able to handle people 24/7 honestly
@GamerKid113 жыл бұрын
"I trust your instinct" -Mark, talking to a person who died because of their instinct.
@hannahhadley82614 жыл бұрын
"The woods are alive" "With the sound of mus-" "sHuT uP"
@mariabragg94384 жыл бұрын
Bob, Wade, and Sean: "Humans can't use echolocation!!" Mark: *Playing Children's Games in the Dark flashbacks*
@ZombifiedBuizel2 жыл бұрын
We can use echolocation though. It's called SONAR. It's the same principle.
@DaniCal1forn1a Жыл бұрын
@@ZombifiedBuizelwe can actually learn to do active echolocation if we train the skill! 😊
@baskarramasamy18194 жыл бұрын
0:44 That explosion legitamately scared the crap out of me. Damn it Lixian!!!
@barry88714 жыл бұрын
"there was no loud noise..."
@dionemartins021210 ай бұрын
For some reason, Jack is extra funny in this video for me. My two highlights are: When they are arguing about the log in the water and Jack goes in the background "So obvious now!" And this one: "I come to poison well?" "Uhh, no" "I hear, I poison anyway"
@katiejarmer77374 жыл бұрын
The way Bob throws himself at death at 17:41 is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
@bornofstardust59104 жыл бұрын
Between Mark's personality, sense of humor, and kindness, and Lixian's PERFECT editing that compliments Mark and his content so well, this is by far my favorite channel on KZbin. Keep doing what you do guys! Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes lol
@lutherloser51224 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hiffahyphae67074 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it!
@fluoridenova5144 жыл бұрын
There's a game called "In Silence" That is similar to this one, only difference the monster can hear you talk :)
@jacobgr41694 жыл бұрын
He can see things before they happen. It’s a Jedi trait
@BonnieCgaming4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobgr4169 He might be the chosen one
@FallenAngel2k024 жыл бұрын
Do you uh.. know the lotto numbers by any chance?|
@zz._br4 жыл бұрын
i just watched that and then watch this. i like spooky stuffs so its normal.
@olivia-nr1tz4 жыл бұрын
they played it!!
@kaabaagher38243 жыл бұрын
At 11:50 when it was screaming I remembered that the other monsters were sensitive to sound And since that monster wasn't attacking you that mean it was calling other monsters to where it was
@YelanValleyOrchid4 жыл бұрын
Mark in phasmophobia: "i know a thing or two about respect" Also mark: *Doesnt bother telling sean about the bear trap in their path*
@YelanValleyOrchid4 жыл бұрын
Dont mean to be rude but its kind of both, they are right but like telling someone from harm is rather actually respectful, because it means your concerned for their safety, sure its a game and all but, idk just look at my ass
@YelanValleyOrchid4 жыл бұрын
It was a reference within the video
@shifttyrobot18824 жыл бұрын
13:30 had me dying just because Wade was screaming about the horse and then he just dies
@Rikegile4 ай бұрын
13:32 *Horse neighing loudly* Wade: “THERE’S A HORSE IN THE POND!” *Witch screeching*
@hayasheeeesh4 жыл бұрын
Loading Screen: *shows objective * Mark: Is there an objective?
@yomommadidurfriendsmomshus40503 жыл бұрын
Mark playing with his friends: *is brave and doesn’t fear nun* When Mark is by himself: *😟*
@afro-sisco97514 жыл бұрын
I love how mark gets kidnapped first and tries to explain to everyone that there are monsters everywhere but then they go in the woods and they are like "woah dude look at these monsters everywhere" and the marks like: *_*
@DarkShark-wp4se4 жыл бұрын
If anyone has seen Hubie Halloween on netflix mark becomes Hubie when reading the notes
@rileyb18234 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking!
@WhoIsJaiK4 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing
@zaganairsoftandgaming69004 жыл бұрын
Omg! Yassssss
@wolfiex23234 жыл бұрын
𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦 😂😂
@katieo.85904 жыл бұрын
Hubie Halloween is one of my all time favortite halloween movies. I mean there isnt a whole lot to choose from but still
@ToaKoran4 жыл бұрын
Never would I have ever thought I'd here the sentence "There's a horse in the pond" screamed with such genuine terror.
@Hannah-rh8qb2 жыл бұрын
At 14:37 I love it when Wade asks so innocently, "Do you hear the whispers of death?"
@DJB3lfry4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Every multiplayer horror game should have proximity chat!" *SCP: Secret Laboratory would like to speak with you*
@tayyang22654 жыл бұрын
what?
@brownie1871-4 жыл бұрын
@@tayyang2265 you won't get it
@fbislif34 жыл бұрын
@@brownie1871- wouldn't
@abrahonyoutube4 жыл бұрын
Finally some good fucking food
@aleembaksh18804 жыл бұрын
@@fbislif3 He has correct grammar
@EntitledFrick4 жыл бұрын
8:30 me holding a can of soda about to sip 8:34 me not holding the can anymore and covered in soda...
@BaconJake144 жыл бұрын
Mark and Sean: "I'm trying to sneak around but I'm just so dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the monsters of my location."
@anidiotwithaguitar41364 жыл бұрын
*whisper* You have fallen victim to my dummythiccenator, the sound of your cheeks will alert me to your location from a mile a way!
@DDBmaster4 жыл бұрын
So glad to see this meme again haha nearly forgot its existence
@vhan75 Жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching a lot of Mark, Bob and Wade content and it seriously feels like there isn't a single game Bob loads up where he doesn't need to immediately change his mouse sensitivity lmfao.
@nyaminx64824 жыл бұрын
*Me talking to my friend in another country* Friend: “ Where you from? “ Me: “ Massachoochoos.😶 “ *Them spending hours trying to figure out where the hell Massachoochoos is*
@hiffahyphae67074 жыл бұрын
I... I absolutely love that
@makenziedoestaxes4 жыл бұрын
um
@greyo35744 жыл бұрын
also a massachoochoos bitch here
@paulhage40594 жыл бұрын
isn't that in america? Correct me if I'm wrong
@makenziedoestaxes4 жыл бұрын
@@paulhage4059 ye
@Avarissa-4 жыл бұрын
For those of you who want to know when every monster attacks: | | v Spider: When too much noise is made, a large spider-like creature will appear from the Earth. It will try to either kill one of you or take one you to its nest (underground across the map) the Spider takes you to its nest the first time it captures you. The second time it attacks you, you will be killed instead of taken to its nest. Skinny: The Skinny is the most common monster/enemy you will find around the map. You will know when they are near when you hear some sort of gargling noise. It makes it's noise for maybe around 3-4 seconds. The Skinnies are blind and are only attracted to noise or if you get in a certain radius of them. When the Skinny attacks, it will rush into your face. The Skinny can only be stunned by a flare or flare gun. When you shoot a flare gun at it, it will stun it for maybe around 10 seconds. Using a flare is best used when the Skinny rushes at you. Tall boy: The Tall boy stands still and looks like a tree. Upon closer inspection, they look like a skinny but a bit fatter and tall as a tree. The Tall boys seem to be like sentries and when you walk near them. the tall boy will not kill you but once it sees you it will make noise to attract other monsters.
@IgImJustAria4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@marcucked4 жыл бұрын
I can just image tall boy being like: "HEY GUYS OVER HERE COME LOOOOOOOOOOK" and then the skinny tall one scrambling like a rat to come towards it Then the like 'spider' chilling like the mother of the 2
@lonely_ghost98574 жыл бұрын
I thought u were gonna post a time stamp of all the jumpscares
@user-pz6kq2tv9m4 жыл бұрын
Why am I reading this as if my pc can handle this game lol
@zerpdust77144 жыл бұрын
Thanks i will pay you by like now bye bye. shop shop
@ZeGamerBoy4 жыл бұрын
See horsy in need, “Oh, hey horsy!” Turn left: Heart Attack. Memento Mori