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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

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@qchroniclesmca6240
@qchroniclesmca6240 7 жыл бұрын
Was honestly expecting the vid to be loaded with ads. Pleasantly surprised to see none.
@Kieran0410
@Kieran0410 7 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same :)
@werewolffamguy8597
@werewolffamguy8597 7 жыл бұрын
Qchronicles Mca Rift is a man of his word
@kadburycream
@kadburycream 7 жыл бұрын
I was expecting er made ads too, and am slightly disappointed there are none. No real ads is great, er ads would be awesome
@riley4763
@riley4763 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@amirben1561
@amirben1561 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@PurplePoppyAnimator
@PurplePoppyAnimator 7 жыл бұрын
I swear if the Ads were in ASMR too I wouldn't even care, but no it's lovely whispering and all of a sudden "WOULD YO U LIKE TO SAVE 15% ON CAR INSURANCE?"
@mackers6431
@mackers6431 7 жыл бұрын
Like IKEA?
@hartjewellery
@hartjewellery 7 жыл бұрын
*whispers* would you like to save 15% off in car insurance. They should whisper it.
@saffron6870
@saffron6870 6 жыл бұрын
I had mine interrupted with "DO YOU HAVE HEARING PROBLEMS?" I do now
@casssimons9319
@casssimons9319 6 жыл бұрын
@@saffron6870 omg lol 😂
@ThreatLevel9
@ThreatLevel9 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve gotten a few quiet ads
@IKnowGoats
@IKnowGoats 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing worse then when you gear up for a soft whisper and an Ad comes blasting in at full volume! thank you so much
@shadow90004
@shadow90004 7 жыл бұрын
Emil Grimm Nah, the one worse thing is when you're halfway through a video about to fall asleep and then a blasting ad jolts you awake
@antonsandroos6810
@antonsandroos6810 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not getting ads lul
@daytonfarmer5383
@daytonfarmer5383 7 жыл бұрын
Pink Horizon To the best of my knowledge, devices like phones don’t have an Adblock that affects the KZbin app itself, which I and I assume many others use the KZbin app on a phone or a device similar to one.
@recruityboiii4485
@recruityboiii4485 7 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real with ads man
@kevinwagner49
@kevinwagner49 7 жыл бұрын
Emil Grimm Only rookies turn up the volume before the vid starts
@Ohtay97
@Ohtay97 7 жыл бұрын
I honestly believed that this video was literally going to be comprised of little fake ads for all the stores that uncle E has created. Like zeds zombuys ashapalypse, Daves thrift shop etc.
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 жыл бұрын
I would want to see this
@qwest500
@qwest500 6 жыл бұрын
that would have been cool
@stephanie1733
@stephanie1733 4 жыл бұрын
I thought so too. Great video idea though...
@woffyreal
@woffyreal 4 жыл бұрын
The ER Infomercial Channel
@brettpotts7181
@brettpotts7181 3 жыл бұрын
Uhh..I...I...what?
@shineglory26
@shineglory26 7 жыл бұрын
...but isn't this a tide ad? Just look how clean his clothes are, how nice they sound.
@Oofboi967
@Oofboi967 7 жыл бұрын
BriAnna Ruikka: "but isnt this a tide ad?" Me: * has flashback of Super Bowl LII* 😨 and then 😭
@LaughingOrange
@LaughingOrange 7 жыл бұрын
BriAnna Ruikka No all Tide ads have to tell people not to eat those tasty looking pods.
@skele3310
@skele3310 7 жыл бұрын
God dammit
@skylargunning4800
@skylargunning4800 7 жыл бұрын
Now I’m hungry, great
@AlphaMonkey24
@AlphaMonkey24 7 жыл бұрын
Skylar Gunning I'm making a tide soup want to join me 💀
@AustinTheWeenieTickler
@AustinTheWeenieTickler 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR THIS! I ONCE FELL ASLEEP TO A REALLY GOOD ASMR AND I GOT JUMPSCARED BY A CLASH ROYALE AD AT 3AM
@plexxis
@plexxis 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@daidokoroxd
@daidokoroxd 2 жыл бұрын
i got jumpscared by a genshin ad 💀
@Tse29h
@Tse29h 2 жыл бұрын
I got jump by Grammarly💀💀💀💀
@YORIYNZ
@YORIYNZ 2 жыл бұрын
I got jump ride of kingdoms 💀💀💀
@Jack6J57
@Jack6J57 2 жыл бұрын
i got jumpscared by a toilet paper ad lmao
@Whitemonkey510
@Whitemonkey510 7 жыл бұрын
Really nice that you're doing this out of the kindness of your heart.
@2ndcomingofFritz
@2ndcomingofFritz Жыл бұрын
Quite
@jcmarx6289
@jcmarx6289 7 жыл бұрын
He literally threw shade I'm dead! 👏
@tipsytyler907
@tipsytyler907 7 жыл бұрын
When 😂
@noahevans7695
@noahevans7695 7 жыл бұрын
TipsyTyler 15:55
@pikabamboo4175
@pikabamboo4175 7 жыл бұрын
omg i died 😂😂😂😂 he has funny videos
@SpaceAgeASMR
@SpaceAgeASMR 7 жыл бұрын
Wait...has this video actually been an ad for ad-free videos despite it being ad-free and against ads?!
@sheriffwolf736
@sheriffwolf736 7 жыл бұрын
Space Age ASMR ADception 😱
@aperplexedpineapple9235
@aperplexedpineapple9235 7 жыл бұрын
Space Age ASMR Mind... blown
@nxstlgi_a9542
@nxstlgi_a9542 7 жыл бұрын
Space Age ASMR something magic going on.
@KhorneMarine
@KhorneMarine 7 жыл бұрын
ParADox
@lt.dangle420masterkush4
@lt.dangle420masterkush4 7 жыл бұрын
He knows the truth take him out
@mirzamnimu
@mirzamnimu 7 жыл бұрын
Most of ER’s videos are already 99.99% ad free already, with around an hour of high quality content after a five to fifteen second ad at the beginning. What’s truly evil and greedy? Putting ads THROUGHOUT your videos.
@cyberpunkgaming5107
@cyberpunkgaming5107 4 жыл бұрын
Nigga places stop with the broom eacsrd
@theatrekidwithinternetacce704
@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын
Ads in the beginning are fine, ads in the middle or when it's done then those suck
@salvadarius4739
@salvadarius4739 7 жыл бұрын
Watching e.r throw a literal lampshade has been the best part of my day.
@trickyfoo
@trickyfoo 7 жыл бұрын
When I clicked this video, I was scared I would hear an obnoxiously loud ad about how to make your life better with a 25% off lawnmower.
@solidskullz5736
@solidskullz5736 7 жыл бұрын
15:55 probably my favorite part of the whole video
@eeb9629
@eeb9629 5 жыл бұрын
ShinobiSkull yes
@torinthunder3039
@torinthunder3039 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@BigColin-ph1bj
@BigColin-ph1bj 3 жыл бұрын
E
@edwinblanco-arnesto4461
@edwinblanco-arnesto4461 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not throwing shade"
@SophiaF3499
@SophiaF3499 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwinblanco-arnesto4461 *proceeds to throw Dr Lampert Shade's head*
@n.h.5033
@n.h.5033 7 жыл бұрын
yall are missin the most obvious name choice for the egg. Greggory
@xthylultynil2359
@xthylultynil2359 5 жыл бұрын
Eggory
@BlueBlazeGX
@BlueBlazeGX 4 жыл бұрын
Eggbert
@onyx5512
@onyx5512 3 жыл бұрын
Greg the egg 100
@Cultureghost
@Cultureghost 7 жыл бұрын
I thought when I read the title (and knowing Rift) that this video would be asmr randomly interrupted by characters trying to sell you stuff
@beanos5240
@beanos5240 7 ай бұрын
That would actually go hard ngl and would NOT be a "mid" experience
@Lycosa
@Lycosa 2 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate ER so much. One of the OGs of ASMR. No ads or limited ads. High quality videos (production value). Tingly/relaxing/cosy! Love the characters and his acting style. Been a fan for YEARS, like idk 6+ years I would say at this point. Feels like I've been through some stuff in my life. And ASMR has always been there. ER always there, eventually return to Rift videos. Even if lots of other greats.
@D0YA
@D0YA 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle E, we need a new questionnaire video please.
@vladimirvojtaml
@vladimirvojtaml 7 жыл бұрын
They should be done on the yearly basis!
@treytor97games84
@treytor97games84 7 жыл бұрын
Olli-Pekka Tuomaala agreed
@themichael8116
@themichael8116 7 жыл бұрын
Olli-Pekka Tuomaala - Nah. We get the almost every other month. Maybe every third month. *I* wish we would get another video with the monster hands. Or maybe a Monster Hands 2 video.
@jogeem5480
@jogeem5480 7 жыл бұрын
Oho kotiväkee näkee täälläki
@GreenFogg
@GreenFogg 7 жыл бұрын
Could do a questionair on the free adds?
@XD-fp7bp
@XD-fp7bp 2 жыл бұрын
So comforting to watch an ASMR video without ads
@Leetjesliedjes
@Leetjesliedjes 7 жыл бұрын
To be honest I don't care at all about the adds. If they make you earn money, by all means, fill up your channel with them. Don't think earning money is a bad thing; gotta make a living somehow and I'd say your quality video's are worth the 5 seconds wait.
@__-tz6xx
@__-tz6xx 7 жыл бұрын
If you add two numbers together you get a bigger number or a smaller number if the other number is negative. Adding is great.
@abbierose9725
@abbierose9725 7 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man, ER's content is totally worth it- 5 seconds, 15 seconds, 30 seconds, it don't matter. Been watching since 2012 or so, Uncle E's got a little something for everyone! 😄
@felicitysteele7739
@felicitysteele7739 7 жыл бұрын
A lot of the time, it's not the short time in the middle of the video that bothers people, but rather the fact that the ads are always SO FACKIN LOUUUD
@ozzyadams5516
@ozzyadams5516 7 жыл бұрын
Leroyfis. *agreed*
@sheriffwolf736
@sheriffwolf736 6 жыл бұрын
Danny B Come on dude don’t play with him, one extra D wouldn’t change anything...wait...that can be taken out of context real bad 😱
@kwood7358
@kwood7358 6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t mind the ads on ASMR videos if it wasn’t for the fact that they’re 200x louder (naturally) than the video itself. Google should really implement a feature where the ad volume is reduced if the video title has “ASMR” in it. Just saying, it can’t be that difficult.
@cian2168
@cian2168 7 жыл бұрын
I would like a sequel to this except it's with the unnamed capitalist Caucasian businessman and he advertises everything in existence. And it's littered with ads.
@LadyCrimsonFrost
@LadyCrimsonFrost 7 жыл бұрын
Name her Eggrietta. Like Henrietta but she's not a Hen yet.
@shredern
@shredern 7 жыл бұрын
What an underrated comment
@stormw7727
@stormw7727 7 жыл бұрын
leave that joke in 2016.
@ari-bo4rr
@ari-bo4rr 6 жыл бұрын
Bahaha
@angelicdaisy4414
@angelicdaisy4414 6 жыл бұрын
Genius
@SuburbanKinoGG
@SuburbanKinoGG 6 жыл бұрын
what if its not going to be a hen but a cock? hmm....
@kieronbaker2468
@kieronbaker2468 7 жыл бұрын
I personally think you should have ads on your videos, you put alot of time, passion and money into doing your videos (and it shows). The only thing it costs me in watching the ads is time.
@FlamingWarTurtle
@FlamingWarTurtle 7 жыл бұрын
Yes but his videos are relaxing and ads would be counterproductive to that
@paigemurphy109
@paigemurphy109 7 жыл бұрын
Kieron Baker and your fucking eardrums
@thegreatergood6557
@thegreatergood6557 7 жыл бұрын
Paige Murphy at least it would be good before the video starts
@merlin-fl5gb
@merlin-fl5gb 7 жыл бұрын
He could do sponsorships where he whispers about a product
@targitausrithux2320
@targitausrithux2320 7 жыл бұрын
merlin2345 that isn’t a bad idea, and he could even have videos entirely dedicated to a sponsor as some sort of asmr...he could make it a series as some sort of spin off from the capitalist video, meanwhile he could also have a background story building in the process as well.
@RogueMongoose
@RogueMongoose 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for no ads! I have been listen a lot lately and keep getting shook awake out of half sleep because of loud ass ads. So I really appreciate this!
@Defox721
@Defox721 7 жыл бұрын
You're one of the few channels where i wouldnt mind an ad
@flashbackfrank8781
@flashbackfrank8781 Жыл бұрын
We mind going deaf. Nobody is against good quality work getting some pay. It's that the good quality work isn't something that blends well with taking a fucking power drill to your eardrums. If you have to raise your volume to hear ASMR ABOVE like 50%, it's bad ASMR, and your eardrums are as good as damaged the moment some fuckoff horror ad plays in the middle of it.
@akosamasbfrb8931
@akosamasbfrb8931 7 жыл бұрын
I’m hearing impaired so it’s difficult for me to experience ASMR from audio triggers so I really love that you do so many visual triggers. Got tons of tingles when you were writing in the air with your fingertips. Love the hand motions.
@EzraSnow
@EzraSnow 7 жыл бұрын
I was gonna scream if an ad played when I clicked on the video, that would have honestly made me love you more.
@georgiawall498
@georgiawall498 7 жыл бұрын
6:28 - 6:48 when you're trying to up your word count 😂
@mackers6431
@mackers6431 7 жыл бұрын
Georgia Wall fuCKING MEEE
@LightningPlushOfficial
@LightningPlushOfficial 7 жыл бұрын
Literally writing a paper rn. DYING.
@WhimsicalMayhem-y8q
@WhimsicalMayhem-y8q 7 жыл бұрын
Damn E, you've hit like 90% of my interests with your videos. Pokemon, video games, D&D, lovecraftian lore, and now speaking about your distaste for consumerism and the prioritization of money over lives? All packed into some EXCEPTIONAL asmr videos? A++ love you man, will always love to fall asleep to your vids
@nathang9034
@nathang9034 7 жыл бұрын
Wintersmith42 how is clickbait consumerism over life? You're stretching it there son. The only thing that is over life is socialism/communism, which has killed people in the tens of millions due its the forced spread
@shitheadsakularssohn9097
@shitheadsakularssohn9097 7 жыл бұрын
youre a fucking consumer of the things you listed you consumerist pig.
@WelkinShaman
@WelkinShaman 7 жыл бұрын
Shithead Sakularssohn There's a difference between consumerism and appreciating certain products. Consumerism refers to a social order where an integral part of being a fully functioning member of society is your capability to consume products. Additionally to consumerism ideology belongs the view that the endless proliferation of desires and products that temporarily fulfill those desires is a good or acceptable direction. Saying that someone who "consumes" by liking D&D is necessarily a consumerist is disingenuous since you're already presupposing the ideology that all modes of exchange fall under consumerism, which is preposterous. Nothing in OP's post is contradictory with being critical about consumerism.
@shitheadsakularssohn9097
@shitheadsakularssohn9097 7 жыл бұрын
Mats N i knew someone would reply with a text wall. the biggest majority of the humans living are consumerists. we live to consume. i knoe the definiton and the difference but the fact that he consumes all that media which is similar in nature and doesnt serve any other purpose but to entertain him makes him a consumerist and a hypocrite for criticizing it while doing the same.
@WelkinShaman
@WelkinShaman 7 жыл бұрын
Shithead Sakularssohn Yes, I agree that the majority of people globally are consumerists. I don't, however, agree that we live to consume unless that is purely a description of a prevailing ideology instead of some "essence". The thing is, in the vast majority of the world it is practically impossible not to partake in consumerism to some degree if one wishes to act in the social sphere since that is such an integral part of societal life. Do you propose that anyone who criticizes the endless proliferation of desires and products should retreat from society? Things aren't always black and white, one can be a conscious consumer of certain goods (like I said, there is basically no alternative to consumption since even e.g. environmentally friendly market behavior is framed as an alternative form of consumption to begin with) while bringing forth in public discussion the problems of consumerism. Hopefully you don't find this too massive of a wall of text.
@zachscrunchybones
@zachscrunchybones 4 жыл бұрын
Pulling away my stress literally made me smile, I needed that. Thank you.
@haydenbasick857
@haydenbasick857 7 жыл бұрын
I’ve never actually gotten an ad on any of his videos, I’m glad that I get to relax, but when I don’t have the money to support on patreon it makes me feel conflicted.
@bananarabbit3
@bananarabbit3 7 жыл бұрын
hayden basick When there are no ads does that mean ER isn't making ANY money on the video (outside of patreon)? I had thought he was doing this full time based on the amount of content and quality.
@_callum__wallum_3642
@_callum__wallum_3642 3 жыл бұрын
He doesnt do it for the money he foes it for the artistic expression he said in kne of his older vodeos apprently his wife has job anywyas
@adammindel4942
@adammindel4942 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so relaxing it’s insane
@bennbann4265
@bennbann4265 7 жыл бұрын
BEST ASMR ARTIST BY FAR! TRULY THE KING OF ASMR!
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 7 жыл бұрын
It's, ASMRtist
@Gustavoenderdragon
@Gustavoenderdragon 6 жыл бұрын
@@hatz1107 same thing my boi dont worry, its internet, grammar dont need to be 100% correct
@CoreyWCook
@CoreyWCook 4 жыл бұрын
Dude. Thank you so much for every. single. video. Adverts or not, you've aided millions of individuals in their frustrated efforts to relax, sleep, and quiet the mind. We owe you gratitude. Please don't feel ashamed for monetizing such an important career. We need you more than you realize.
@visevise9492
@visevise9492 7 жыл бұрын
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus but that might be what you'll get. A 4channer anonymously posted to the website a picture of his feet in 2 plastic buckets of lettuce.
@dontcallmepeanut
@dontcallmepeanut 7 жыл бұрын
Stop. That man's voice is murder simply to remember.
@HexFire03lmao
@HexFire03lmao 7 жыл бұрын
Vise Vise I love u
@Samsungsamsung-ec5gl
@Samsungsamsung-ec5gl 7 жыл бұрын
I love when you start your video with "I hope you're doing well" :) puts the good vibes out there
@audiogal6977
@audiogal6977 7 жыл бұрын
we need more people like you in this crazy world... (genuine and free thinkers)
@June-lq2ix
@June-lq2ix 7 жыл бұрын
If by free thinkers you mean rehashing other people's ideas and intellectual property, sure. He's far from a free thinker, all is content is either common folklore, botched politics (with historical prospect of failure) or a direct rip of the H.P. Lovecraft Myths. Nothing about this man is genuine or a free thinker.
@audiogal6977
@audiogal6977 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone has their right to have their own opinion and way of thinking, you don't have to agree with what he says, or what anyone says that you are not resonating with, there for there's no need for judgment, or condemnation, if it doesn't interest you or you are not resonating with the person's views, just don't listen or watch their videos, there's no need to condemn someone just because he/she has different point of view than yours...we don't have to agree with other people, but we can respect them for what they are, even if they think differently, as long as they are not purposely trying to hurt anyone...we are all one consciousness having a different experience.. (and if for some reason you don't agree with what i'm saying, it's perfectly fine and i respect that..) cheers.. ;-)
@Kenoi_
@Kenoi_ 7 жыл бұрын
Genuine is not a word I would describe him as
@nathang9034
@nathang9034 6 жыл бұрын
Audio Gal that’s not what he said. What he said is that ER isn’t a free thinker, a point which you conveniently ignored
@wyattearp585
@wyattearp585 5 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed not just the sound of Paul's talking but also what he talked about in this episode seemed a lot more important to him than a lot of his videos where he's playing a character and just talking about whatever the theme of the video is.
@EmberWishes147
@EmberWishes147 7 жыл бұрын
Fell asleep to this almost right away and woke up to hear ‘let the egg stare into your very soul’, sleepily opened my eyes in confusion to literally see an egg staring at me... I was sleepy. But now I’m awake, startled and slightly confused what I missed in the last 40 minutes...
@eknim
@eknim 7 жыл бұрын
i was pretty hesitant about this whole ASMR thing at first but it actually calms you down and i just want to thank you for that
@forre_kung1124
@forre_kung1124 6 жыл бұрын
You make me feel so safe please never quit doing this you are the beeest asmr’tist i know💜💙💚
@jdprettynails
@jdprettynails 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me respect a person more than when they can make fun of themselves. This was brilliant. Thank you for this.
@idylliclove03
@idylliclove03 7 жыл бұрын
Name it....Eggphemeral Rift
@R0GU35
@R0GU35 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle egg
@sheriffwolf736
@sheriffwolf736 6 жыл бұрын
I will see you out kind sir, this bar won’t accept your kind
@obiwankenobi4863
@obiwankenobi4863 6 жыл бұрын
Besterest Boi Oooooo that’s a dis
@Symbolical661
@Symbolical661 3 жыл бұрын
Now That's Just Eggsquisite, Eggcellent.
@ghfdt368
@ghfdt368 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm somewhat of an amateur" rift please you are one of the cornerstones of the entire community. You are one of those people who other Asmrists watch to get ideas and inspiration. The true masters of their craft are the ones that teach and inspire others.
@nobodyhere100
@nobodyhere100 7 жыл бұрын
BeCaUsE iT’s NoT aBoUt ThE mOnEy
@LoxPlaysVidya
@LoxPlaysVidya 7 жыл бұрын
humblehornnut its all part of the plan
@vulkanxl
@vulkanxl 7 жыл бұрын
It's not about money.....it's about MONEY.....
@2AMinLosAngeles
@2AMinLosAngeles 7 жыл бұрын
its about sending a message...
@thomasmussmann8321
@thomasmussmann8321 7 жыл бұрын
The Meme Plug On 5tH and reciving money
@2AMinLosAngeles
@2AMinLosAngeles 7 жыл бұрын
nah it was a movie quote
@simonghostriley4540
@simonghostriley4540 Жыл бұрын
I’ve only slept 6 hours in the past 2 days and when I finally felt like I can sleep I turned something on and there was just ads all over the video. This really helped thanks
@plexplexington9380
@plexplexington9380 7 жыл бұрын
Your thoughts about "true artists" and advertising reminds me of something I heard recently. It was on the h3h3 podcast with Jordan Peterson. He was talking how he collects Soviet era art, and he said a lot of that art was commissioned as propaganda. His point was something like how the forces of propaganda and art are at war in the paintings, but art is a much stronger force. Because here we are in the year 2018 and the Soviet Union is gone, the propaganda is meaningless. But the painting remains and it is still great art. So I think the same thing is at work here, in 50 years it won't matter what ads were on your videos. The products and even some of the companies will be gone, but your videos will still exist and they will still be art.
@wr8196
@wr8196 6 жыл бұрын
Your comment reminds me of the delicious pizza I ate today.
@dylbay2217
@dylbay2217 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much I was watching asmr about too doze off then out of no where “BOOM BOWE WOW” a ad comes blasting my ear drum lol
@GroovySquiddo
@GroovySquiddo 4 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain 😂 my left ear has actually lost hearing from having so many loud ads play on asmr videos. Not the most exciting story to tell when I say why I’m half deaf
@_bingo_97
@_bingo_97 7 жыл бұрын
IM LIVING FOR THIS
@MagWasTaken
@MagWasTaken 7 жыл бұрын
These videos have become the only way i can sleep anymore. The rest of my life has felt like it's falling down around me and it makes it very hard to sleep with all of it running through my head. These videos give me something to focus on and to help me relax until i can eventually fall asleep. Thank you so much for doing this and for doing it so well, so often.
@MorvoiceASMR
@MorvoiceASMR 7 жыл бұрын
That beard is on fleek
@Oofboi967
@Oofboi967 7 жыл бұрын
Ye it is, he is going for a big beard again.
@TylerYTwo
@TylerYTwo 7 жыл бұрын
Is fleek still a word?
@مدمرةالمهبل
@مدمرةالمهبل 7 жыл бұрын
Tyler YT yes
@joehiles6517
@joehiles6517 7 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the look of the people from the late 1800’s early 1900’s. Especially coupled with that suit. One might mistake him for an old time mortician. Creepy indeed.
@Bonitopantera
@Bonitopantera 7 жыл бұрын
Morvoice ASMR fr
@hellbilly666st
@hellbilly666st 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but every time I hear "I hope you're doing well." I get tingles and I feel good about myself.
@mcpollotv4415
@mcpollotv4415 7 жыл бұрын
You are my guardian angel.
@jeffree3793
@jeffree3793 4 жыл бұрын
The description made me smile....fr
@Poop.stealer
@Poop.stealer 11 ай бұрын
Yes 31:55
@populousmass
@populousmass 7 жыл бұрын
The egg shall be known henceforth as Thompkins, and the people rejoiced.
@thisman6205
@thisman6205 4 жыл бұрын
108% is definitely higher than 107% Good job
@aaron8106
@aaron8106 7 жыл бұрын
It would be nice if the user can mute ads or lower the volume through KZbin settings
@Gustavoenderdragon
@Gustavoenderdragon 6 жыл бұрын
yea, or just let they muted forever, or you can... AHEM A D B L O C K E R
@mr.brightsai6772
@mr.brightsai6772 5 жыл бұрын
That would be counterproductive to the ads they are loud and attention grabbing for a reason they want you to listen to what they say about their product/service
@MetricCosmos
@MetricCosmos 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. BrightSai yeah but I won’t buy their product anyway cuz I’m an unemployed 17 year old and I hate obnoxiously loud advertising so there
@sportslover3103
@sportslover3103 3 ай бұрын
This is some high quality shit for no ads!
@freya9499
@freya9499 7 жыл бұрын
The Capitalist™️©️®️ Will not be happy to see this
@chrisj9825
@chrisj9825 7 жыл бұрын
Casey Prumbach looool
@calliisto
@calliisto 7 жыл бұрын
But they wears same one suit...
@metalskeleton569
@metalskeleton569 7 жыл бұрын
Copyright/Registered/Trademark/Human-Patent/Patent/Living Thing Patent/Briefcased/Laminated paper.
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 жыл бұрын
White Caucasian Male ©®™ will be displeased
@mikal9904
@mikal9904 5 жыл бұрын
「Boss」 LennyLegend800 *THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
@AnkaraMessi-p8g
@AnkaraMessi-p8g Жыл бұрын
I swear these funny comments are the reason why i cant sleep at night, ill just be fine for a while then suddenly one of these pops into my head and i laugh until i feel awake again
@phazebeast7373
@phazebeast7373 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle e is back! Putting people to sleep since 1945 👍sucks i have to watch after school ...
@reallyMika
@reallyMika 7 жыл бұрын
PHAZE209BEAST I don't even have school this week, I'm truly blessed 👏
@meekaeelwilliams9532
@meekaeelwilliams9532 7 жыл бұрын
PHAZE209BEAST do u know de whey
@LuciusPepega
@LuciusPepega 7 жыл бұрын
You know an ASMR after school is the greatest thing ever then an ASMR without school :3
@suckmydingledong
@suckmydingledong 7 жыл бұрын
Good ol’ Uncle Enema
@phazebeast7373
@phazebeast7373 7 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Holiday Special never
@MrStapleLeaf
@MrStapleLeaf 7 жыл бұрын
I admire your passion, E... If you cant have revenue, at least I will give you a like.
@Lord_Upmaket
@Lord_Upmaket 8 ай бұрын
Its sad to see the traction of add free asmr has died off😢
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын
Ppl are greedy. However I forgot allllll about this. I’ll have to do another!! Maybe this week!
@Arcticx369
@Arcticx369 5 жыл бұрын
After its year of glory, E.R. Has added ads to this ad free asmr.
@michelegionno
@michelegionno Ай бұрын
How to see no ads: click settings, click additional settings and enable Loop, yeah that's all
@Sunako2004
@Sunako2004 13 күн бұрын
May both sides of your pillow be cold 🙏🏻
@madmcneal
@madmcneal 7 жыл бұрын
I love the humor you bring in to it with the clips to other videos.. It's really entertaining.
@hammdogporkington3058
@hammdogporkington3058 7 жыл бұрын
POTENTIAL EGG NAMES Eggsy Eggbert Christopher Eggleston The Yolker Fred
@tobisomismemes1255
@tobisomismemes1255 7 жыл бұрын
Hammdog Porkington fred
@samanthacapaceta8083
@samanthacapaceta8083 7 жыл бұрын
Hammdog Porkington Christopher eggleston or Fred
@asmrody
@asmrody 7 жыл бұрын
POTENTIAL EGG NAMES is my favorite from the list.
@haydenbasick857
@haydenbasick857 7 жыл бұрын
Hammdog Porkington eggsy…is this egg a kingsman? Haha bad joke.
@porcinethepigknight4629
@porcinethepigknight4629 4 жыл бұрын
John eggbert sounds.. Nice..
@bac0n-3808
@bac0n-3808 11 ай бұрын
Asmrtists:0 ADS... AD FREE🤫😴💅💅💅💅💅 Me getting 2 ads in 5 minutes
@bac0n-3808
@bac0n-3808 11 ай бұрын
And yes i liked my own comment
@Magus79
@Magus79 7 жыл бұрын
Clearly a Tide Ad
@jerm9864
@jerm9864 7 жыл бұрын
Alister Magus Clearly a stolen comment 😂
@ari-bo4rr
@ari-bo4rr 6 жыл бұрын
Nick's Health and Fitness, Clearly you are correct 😂
@kcazzuallplays3137
@kcazzuallplays3137 6 жыл бұрын
All of your videos are ad free your a great human genuine !!! Love your content Paul !
@AleLGB
@AleLGB 7 жыл бұрын
*wakes up after hours* Good morning! *turns on the PC and see this video* Nevermind, good night.
@ethanvonbargen8894
@ethanvonbargen8894 7 жыл бұрын
Best video yet! So subtle and most creative
@wojtekpiechaczek2320
@wojtekpiechaczek2320 7 жыл бұрын
You know how people always complain in the comments about how an ad popped up once they have set the volume to 100% Well, I have witnessed quite the contrary. I was getting ready to listen to a hardcore metal track. I maxed out the volume clicked on the video and... An ASMR channel ad started playing! What are the odds of that?
@Uniformtree000
@Uniformtree000 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin always had and still have a terrible time with their ad placement
@Epicboi69420
@Epicboi69420 6 ай бұрын
I once got jumpscared at 2AM with the “MY BROTHER SAID TO ME” simplypiano ad 😭😭
@sophiab6239
@sophiab6239 7 жыл бұрын
108% only? I'm used to 109%. Disgusting.
@brb8407
@brb8407 5 жыл бұрын
Ads are the pinnacle of corporate degeneracy, and I believe they directly inspire cultural degeneracy. The amount of time in our lives we spend looking/listening to ads is probably similar to how much time we spend sleeping. Although it's not inherently a bad thing to use them to earn the bread, I got mad respect for any content creator who refuses to. Mad props to you Uncle E
@vaitallity
@vaitallity 7 жыл бұрын
I dont know why we deserve you😭😍
@yoyofrog5059
@yoyofrog5059 Жыл бұрын
This guy is probably the most chill person in the world
@Penis_mi_wychuł
@Penis_mi_wychuł Жыл бұрын
bo(be)r was* are ju GTA'king aBOAT *was is liCKINGke eating small balls :)
@LM0nst3R
@LM0nst3R 7 жыл бұрын
It intrigues me that both ER and easyASMR used percentages above 100% in their latest videos...
@mydeyie
@mydeyie 7 жыл бұрын
Ghassen Louhaichi We haven't seen them in the same room..
@LM0nst3R
@LM0nst3R 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe they are! Maybe all ASMR creators are in a secluded building somewhere on this planet!
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 7 жыл бұрын
Ghassen Louhaichi In a place called Arkham
@dsazor1268
@dsazor1268 6 жыл бұрын
108% as clickbait...is the best and only type of clickbait I approve of in my life. :)
@hugoandersson2872
@hugoandersson2872 7 жыл бұрын
Wait... is it clickbait if there are no ads?
@leedaryl
@leedaryl 7 жыл бұрын
Hugo Andersson 🤯
@hugoandersson2872
@hugoandersson2872 7 жыл бұрын
Black Hand no I meant does the 108% work as clickbait or does the video also need ads to be defined as clickbait?
@thesourfountain9005
@thesourfountain9005 7 жыл бұрын
U stupid
@Skeepz
@Skeepz 6 жыл бұрын
Clickbait baits clicks. More money is a result of more clicks/people that watch Ads. There're no ads, meaning no Profit but the clicks are still being baited. If that makes sense. Tho rift has aaaall the Rights to do so.
@thesourfountain9005
@thesourfountain9005 6 жыл бұрын
Skeepz. And what about the ten minute mark ? Why are people complaining about it if there arent more ads put in ?
@akiishida9296
@akiishida9296 2 жыл бұрын
I'm legit getting fed up when I almost fall sleep to an asmr video and out of nowhere A FUCKING AD OF DIOR COMES FULL MAST VOLUME AND WAKES ME UP so I came here
@dianausenbaeva3301
@dianausenbaeva3301 7 жыл бұрын
Просто класс. Мне очень нравятся ваши видео 🦋😍
@ragnarock4974
@ragnarock4974 7 жыл бұрын
Diana Usenbaeva согласен с тобой)
@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 6 жыл бұрын
Good so now my ears won't break every time an ad pops up 👏
@derekdevita5721
@derekdevita5721 7 жыл бұрын
I don't really watch asmr profusely... *Is subbed to like 10 asmrtists*
@gingerbreadman8110
@gingerbreadman8110 6 жыл бұрын
sAmE. I dOnt wAtCh tHem pRofuSelY. * *Is subbed to 382 asmrtists* *
@miezekatze2945
@miezekatze2945 5 жыл бұрын
that broken record sounded soooo good, I was devastated at how quickly he put it away 😭
@Petirep
@Petirep 7 жыл бұрын
the egg man's name should be Doctor Robotnik
@vampirepossum8544
@vampirepossum8544 4 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness lol I kept falling asleep listening to asmr but then some loud ass ad would wake me up again lol
@madgav935
@madgav935 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in KZbin premium
@LOONAppears
@LOONAppears 7 жыл бұрын
when he pulled out the broken vinyl i think i screamed internally; its like my worst nightmare to break a vinyl record
@PresObama
@PresObama 7 жыл бұрын
This videos’ claims are false. As it turns out this video is in fact 8% less ad free.
@asmrody
@asmrody 7 жыл бұрын
TheAppleGamer 0 Ye unless it has somehow retroactivly removed ads from 8% of other ephem videos by existing.
@SplendidFellow
@SplendidFellow Жыл бұрын
The profusely profuse amount of profuseness in this profuse video is profusely profuse.
@benarchie6024
@benarchie6024 7 жыл бұрын
Do you play the clarinet? 🎼
@phazebeast7373
@phazebeast7373 7 жыл бұрын
I play sandy cheeks brudda 😂
@NebulaASMR
@NebulaASMR 7 жыл бұрын
your fabric sounds are *really* good
@fingerwithgun
@fingerwithgun 7 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there
@madpsina
@madpsina 7 жыл бұрын
nakonecto or better nakonetsto?
@antoniaquinn6532
@antoniaquinn6532 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for no ads.. Its hard enough to sleep as it is❤😴
@ChuckShnozwell
@ChuckShnozwell 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan is a pretty good name for an egg.
@instantnoob
@instantnoob 7 жыл бұрын
Asmr binding of Isaac
@CookieMnstrsRafterMe
@CookieMnstrsRafterMe 7 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad I don’t have to break an eardrum with a blaring loud commercial before some nice quiet ASMR :)
@mkalysto
@mkalysto 7 жыл бұрын
15:53 shade!
@brockgoulet7008
@brockgoulet7008 11 ай бұрын
Given the fact the rest of that record in the intro looks in relatively good condition, I have a strong feeling ER broke it just for a joke lol
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