11 Funniest Commercials in Hard Rock and Metal

[@raythulhu5143]

Chicken vs. Dokken NEEDS to be a feature-length theatrical release. Why has this not happened?

[@enasal-qawamshe374]

It should be

[@officerk6251]

I heard they got Michael Bay working on it XD

[@roguelead72]

SyFy needs to get on it, maybe after Sharknado 6.

[@BarcaPatrick9]

Raythulhu maybe because its rated XXX

[@SunEagle666]

Raythulhu i am crying to laughing

[@Duffzig]

Is it too late to get the special t-shirt deal....

[@brutalbrandon1184]

I laughed too hard at this

[@tylerrivas8542]

Probably not

[@LordYuriX]

Damn, i'm bit late for the deal :(((

[@jrjr5248]

I bought circus magazine

[@akyo_zynk]

Yes

[@ky-zu1dv]

sometimes i wonder how slash can even stand

[@dodzik07]

Wait you like Lil Pump and Blocboy JB why are you here

[@Kin08006]

quick answer : He can't

[@finerz321]

Spiceboy9000 people can enjoy more than one genre of music. Shock horror, I know.

[@trixtrix146]

He’s a pro

[@kukuruchutensei5376]

@@dodzik07 Wow its almost like people can enjoy different stuff???

[@georgiadoes7565]

Protect your chicken from dokken. Who thought that was a good idea.

[@theperfectmagicianofdoom102]

Yeah I know like what the fuck?

[@dylan_da_lfx4979]

Georgia does protect your pants from pantera and your pockets from dimebag darrel

[@samihaislam3487]

How did Norton expect to make sales from an ad like this?????

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Georgia does The folks at Norton AntiVirus, obviously

[@_Nekronos_]

That ad was almost as bad at doing its job as Norton Antivirus itself

[@rklynch8558]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk do you think Slash is in the RIP commercial?

[@ollieroks]

7

[@rklynch8558]

ollie rocker That's all? lol. I'd say 9 or 8.5 at the very least.

[@corinnegermanotta3590]

rk lynch well, he was standing...

[@rklynch8558]

Corinne Germanotta But for how long? Who's to say that he never passed out just after the camera was turned off?

[@ollieroks]

rk lynch the 7 stands for J.D.

[@miguelmella]

Protect your chicken from Dokken. Speechlessness

[@johndrews206]

saw Dokken in '86. opened up for Twisted Sister. awesome show

[@billthompson5644]

I saw Dokken they open up for Aerosmith it was so bad I went up and asked for my money back it was like they were in a rush and they never let George Lynch do any shredding it was terrible

[@Ladderthief1]

And your unicorn from Dolph Lungren.

[@MarianoRodriguez]

The Dokken one is just beautiful

[@dan-jacobenglish1559]

With the hip thrust finishing move. Epic.

[@jeromemaynard7916]

please don't let dokken choke my chicken

[@kurtcobain3426]

Jerome Maynard hahaha

[@mondomama7223]

You, Good Sir, Made Me Laugh Out Loud. Well Done.

[@Punttipate62]

@@mondomama7223 Don't Capitalize Everything, It's Fucking Stupid

[@sparklesthecat6507]

HAHAHA

[@johnlacorte1928]

DOKKEN will DesTroY your ChiCkEn!!!

[@edrlennonroses]

9:23 -AXL: let me spend -SLASH: NO , I´m read the magazine

[@MarianoRodriguez]

The Warrant line still works, but the band pays you.

[@7viewerlogic670]

+Mariano Rodríguez Thats hilarious!

[@austinbarr6356]

mike anderson but warrant isn't even together anymore because well rest in peace Jani

[@andypostema4269]

Austin Barr Jani might be dead but the band is still actively touring with Robert Mason on vocals. It's not great but was Warrant that great to begin with?

[@JennaLeigh]

Austin Barr whoooooshhhhh

[@entr3_nou5]

Ouch, just got hit in the chest from one of the shots that got fired

[@TheKorfish]

what about ozzys world of warcraft commercial l.

[@justinfawcett4362]

Or Ozzy in the super bowl commercial with Justin Beiber... Bad combo but good Comercial

[@RgeioMrtinz]

And Metallica in the Guitar Hero commercials

[@michaelhall736]

Slash is totally baked in that commercial.

[@beastkotathix6662]

Slash was totally baked in that decade in general.

[@qtpie1113]

Now I wonder whether he was hard or easy to work with because he was definitely high as a kite.

[@paulforester6996]

I would to have to do that RIP bit ripped too. Winger??? really?

[@robinnico7702]

He was probably drunk as hell

[@denniswilson7648]

Slash sucks , never saw what was great about him .

[@jawsrock1]

I want to sign up for RIP magazine so I can follow Winger and get advice from Lita Ford's mom. LOL! Best laugh I had all year.

[@roguelead72]

I think when they started, Ted Nugent's mother did the advice column, then she died, so they went to Lita Ford's mother, then she died, and I forgot who they went to after that.

[@Bacopa68]

Centerfolds of Lita Ford's mom and I might have subscribed.

[@roguelead72]

@bucky468 Nah I remember now, it was Jack Russell's mother.

[@roguelead72]

@Kitten Lyric No shit, he's another Chickenhawk fake patriot.

[@gameboycat05]

ain't nothin' wrong with Winger. Top tier musicians they are.

[@zadiannelovessnakes8899]

"Dokken does not like chicken....and wants to destroy it" Just like how Satchel destroyed Goerge Lynch's reputation.

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

How?

[@metroidhunter965]

Nothing from Ozzy? The WoW one or "how many bloody G's are there?" (That cell phone commercial when 4G was introduced)

[@josephlicano8701]

Probably can make a top 10 of just Ozzy commercials.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Or the Ozzy impersonators working for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

[@foxbow3889]

Sharoooooon

[@ryanfenstermacher5685]

the guitar hero metallica commercial where they blew up the house was pretty funny

[@keegan959]

Sad thing is that they’d get sued by a dozen Karen’s if they did that today

[@AvatarOfGames]

Lita Ford's mom helped me through a tough time in my life

[@ferntheyoutuber9960]

The middle eastern music was more metal than the metal music imo.

[@archaicvenom]

FernTheKZbinr lmao true

[@yourdaddyonceler1239]

😂

[@poneal666]

PAT'S DOGS! PAT'S CHILI DOGS! PAT'S DOGS! PAT'S CHILI DOGS! LOL! That was the most random thing I've ever seen. Also, surprised that Iron Maiden being featured in a PSA for wearing seatbelts *wasn't* included!

[@burttheburger]

That power thrust from Dokken is amazing

[@darksorcerermusic]

those chicks in cinderella really know how to eat those hotdogs.....

[@spookymidnytesnowcat461]

LMFAO!!!!!!................I said they probably look back on that a regret it

[@roguelead72]

Probably not, you have to put stuff like that in context, it was before Night Songs came out and they hit it big, so it was do a cheesy commercial or not have anything to eat. I mean back i 82 Metallica was living in some drafty studio in NYC, using a hot plate the guys from Anthrax gave them, and were reusing the plate at Burger King salad bars.

[@kitoyobeni1]

@@roguelead72 Yeah, that was an early lineup, pre-Night Songs.

[@mitchelltheawesome1]

I dont know, if they got free hotdogs out of that commercial, I'd say it's worth it.

[@zadiannelovessnakes8899]

Fred Coury likes Steven Adler's hotdog alot

[@DoomedDarkKnight]

7:41 Does Slash even have eyes?

[@dizzydaisy909]

those are sunglasses, you cant see through them.

[@DoomedDarkKnight]

GabeNewell1337 No in the video stupid not the thumbnail.

[@dizzydaisy909]

***** I was talking about the video. I couldve swore he wears sunglasses in it

[@danyjeff4447]

Always wears sunglasses ... even if hes not wearing sunglasses

[@qtpie1113]

GabeNewell1337 r/woooosh

[@TheDukard]

Man... I could really go for some KFC....

[@KrisWingfield]

The RIP magazine ad states you can get news on all the latest metal acts including Bon Jovi. When was Bon Jovi considered metal? Did I miss something in the past 30 years?

[@martyschriver]

***** no. Bon Jovi is light rock. And nowadays, possibly country 😡

[@joeychrissy888]

Marty Schriver he's considered glam or hair metal

[@ladgeler4199]

+Kris Wingfield What happens is that a band like Bon Jovi from the 80s back then is considered heavy metal, and the same happens with guns and roses, but now it's style would be more like hard rock or glam metal.

[@ethanperkins1314]

+Lad Geßler true

[@pkj77]

+Lad Geßler Bon Jovi turned into soft Rock....Guns N´Roses in to industrial rock crap glam metal was in the 80

[@marybloody3841]

I'm lying on the floor and hardly laugh at "deaf metal"... Omg, love Norway. :D

[@shanos1656]

Damn, now Pat's Chili Dog's is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks 😂

[@raven_of_zoso455]

My question is, Cinderella must have been doing quite well at that point, so how much did Pat have to pay them to do this? It would be like me hire that Kayne West bloke to come sing my goldfishs funeral. That self-obsessed talentless hack would probably charge a million to do so, but if he did, he will learn that my goldfish died years ago, and it was only an excuse for me to lure him in so I could kick him in nads.

[@thrashaddiction]

That Cinderella one was the cheesiest thing I have ever seen yet the song got stuck in my head just like the debut lp.... His vocals were damn great back then

[@trishwright986]

MICHAEL LENTINI i actually liked that one the best☺ it was fun, made me smile. im craving a chicago dog, tho!

[@lorenzosandoval7328]

That commercial was made before they were even signed to a record label XD what troopers they were

[@mccallosone4903]

hey man, if they loved pats dogs, youve got to support your local small businesses. i wish they had done it at their peak, wouldve been awesome

[@joonaaskr]

That moment when you're Norwegian and hear commercials in Norwegian

[@Dannydub2002]

same. spooked me

[@Silomirakel]

Well, we used to make the best commercials in the world back in the 90's.. remember when Gullfisken was watchable?

[@Chromosome1919]

Is that rip magazine still active? Id like to have one plz. 😀

[@1ex1uger-prank-calls]

+DeathstalkeR Yeah, it seems like something I'd enjoy. Count me in too!

[@boredumb7365]

+DeathstalkeR RIP is toast, hit parader, circus, and metal edge were better tho

[@CocoTehQuila]

+Bore dumb But, do you get the free t shirt?

[@sanjaygupta6149]

+Bore dumb But Axl kind of hates all the others I think :D At least it seams so when looking at the lyrics of 'get in the ring' from GnR

[@markyncole]

+DeathstalkeR Call 1-800-962-8600 and find out

[@joshuahickman4613]

HOW THE HELL WAS NUMBER 7 A FUNNY COMMERCIAL THAT WAS DARK AS FUCK!!!😨😱😱

[@imcherylynn]

No Alice Cooper commercial? You know..."Schools Out"? I can't remember for the life of me what store it was, might have been Wal-Mart. That was funny.

[@blackmageLightningX]

Staples, mate. They used to use it every year and eventually they got Cooper himself in it.

[@MultiTaz333]

@bucky468 he's rock you fucking moron

[@stephaniethesing5359]

Loved the pouty little girl - "You said school was out forever!"

[@iamfortheburied8190]

PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN

[@davidbuswa9425]

Hey, where's the Ace Frehley's commercial for Dunkin' Donuts. That was funny as heck.

[@roguelead72]

Rip Magazine was the first non-porn publication by Larry Flynt publications.

[@ChrisPC11]

I wonder what each of the bands are thinking when they see all these commercials. :)

[@guitar19971]

***** Apparently for about a year after it was released, they wouldn't let anyone even mention it around them because they hated it so much. Kind of like the movie version of Lord Voldemort.

[@roguelead72]

Cinderella's case, it was probably damn we were broke back then.

[@BrandonGSVG]

Why is the one with the ESPN guy listening to Slayer in his room not on this list?

[@imthedorf1964]

The ESPN guy was John Clayton and yes that commercial was hilarious.

[@prettybullet7728]

All of the commercials are funny but that Pretty Black one is hysterical.

[@robinnico7702]

What band even was that?

[@AshirFayaz-m3d]

Darkthrone

[@Mayheml]

Where's the video where dad learns her daughter to burn the wood-stick made church and Leviathan in the background? Most hilarious.

[@TheDeathkraft]

Jason Hook Which one? I haven't seen it

[@jasonhook3884]

TheDeathkraft It.s for ESPN SportsCenter. Features them looking for a job in a cubicle office.

[@TheDeathkraft]

Jason Hook oh that one! Yeah I've seen it

[@danzifer]

It wasn't ever a televised commercial. These were

[@siggitiggi]

Christian Muhametov Hessian Hobbies? Wasn't a commercial.

[@TheRealGanonKirby]

Germany has a hilarious one too ( though it adresses alzheimer), with an old dude actually mistaking shows and ending up on stage with Sodom. Also, there is another one from Norway about health care for older people, starts with a Black Metal concert and backstage, the band takes off their make up to revral themselves to be around 80s just so they can leave incognito

[@JamieMadrox1210]

"The latest metal gossip" I didn't 16 year old girls liked metal too

[@cyntheameow]

I caught that too haha

[@Thepoltergiest101]

"Oh my god! Kerry King was just spotted walking out of the studio. We got pictures and he's balding. Gross!

[@ThePseudonoob]

+Zach Ritchie "Hey, Stacy, did you see about what happened to James Hetfield? He's got such a dad-bod." "I know, Katie! But did you should totally check out what happened with Joey Belladonna!"

[@ThePseudonoob]

Antwon Mianus "Jesus, Tracy! You can't just ask Phil Anselmo why he said that! He's sensitive!"

[@michellew2knz]

I totally bought RIP and Metal Edge when I was 15 and 16, had to get it shipped in specially to New Zealand...

[@internationalypimpin7821]

wtf was that norton one

[@jesterlibre1274]

pretty damn funny

[@edgyusername4191]

Art

[@wcsxwcsx]

Don't take chances with your chicken.

[@geminigrrl66]

I'm still in shock over Dokken vs Chicken. But I miss RIP Magazine. Mama Ford was priceless and she actually gave pretty cool advice. She didn't talk down to the people who wrote in.

[@Glopdemon]

I remember seeing the Warrant commercial back in the day when everyone had a 900 number, but I figured it was lost to time. Thank you for letting me relive the moment. It’s everything I remembered and more.

[@Jericho1706]

The Axl Rose and Slash commercial was funny and cool. They seem like good friends, it's sad they now hate each other :/

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

Black Snow not anymore!

[@guibox3]

Oh my. That Cinderella one was so cheesily-cringe worthy! HAHAHAH!!!

[@MadManH]

death metal literally what song and band is that

[@lateralusgt7430]

+starkiller11710 I didnt get the point of the commercial and it wasnt that "funny"

[@Anthropophagus]

+starkiller11710 Suffocation - Bind Torture Kill

[@MGN68]

What song and band is that? It is not Blind Torture Kill.

[@1ex1uger-prank-calls]

Twisted Sister's Dee Snider appeared in a pretty funny commercial for Sprite. The KFC ad was aired in the US and Canada, but all of the actual music was censored out, presumably because the wussy puritanical audiences would have a heart attack seeing anything vaguely satanic. The North American version of that ad begins once the singer blows fire.

[@TimothySpink]

6:20 The bass explains everything

[@ChrisJ092]

Dolph Lundgren did one of those Norton anti-virus commercials too.

[@robinnico7702]

He was an actor, not a rockstar

[@leonaluna3307]

Deaf metal.

[@randomchannel2105]

Leona Luna -_- purley triggered

[@twistedviewlabs]

I never got my free t-shirt...what a RIP off (since I was 16 when this commercial aired, my mom used her credit card...never got my freaking RIP t-shirt...)

[@hatemassacre3803]

F

[@corinnegermanotta3590]

"advice column by Lita Ford's mom" made me crack up

[@kirtcobane4500]

I really want a Rip subscription now

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

I wanna go to Dave's video store

[@August377]

🤣

[@tacticalspatula2179]

The newer Geico commercial with Ratt honestly got a chuckle out of me

[@louisthomas2776]

Still waiting for a scorpion repellent commerical (or just a bug repellent commercial in general) with the Scorpions.

[@ericgreen8082]

Whats that song on the #7 literal death metal commercial? I swear it sounds like Black Flood Diesel or something ......

[@quinnrollen]

Lita Ford's mom gave me great advice...

[@lucabrasisleepswiththefish77]

Nice!!! All she gave me was CHLAMYDIA!

[@Corvus7159]

No Finnish(?) cough drop commercial? It's so good

[@7viewerlogic670]

Axl sure was in a hurry to check out that Warrant number!

[@trishwright986]

mike anderson that was freakin funny! Thx for the laugh😁😉👍

[@mccallosone4903]

lol

[@7viewerlogic670]

@@mccallosone4903 Thanks for reminding me to rewatch this video, that Arabic one was hilarious!

[@tdub52]

Clicked for Dokken but the tattoo and the KFC commercials were hilarious. The dude with the Hot Dog place must of known someone in Cinderella to get that commercial done. What a cool video.

[@breal1183]

The Ace Frehley Dunkin Donuts one should of been ion there. "I'll give you a PNL statement" lol

[@TEEHEE-sb2ey]

6:36 when your friends catch you listening to Asking Alexandria.

[@uhhhjok9415]

omg does the warrant hotline actually pick up

[@quinnrollen]

+Seiko Shinohara Kurt Cobain answered when I called..

[@August377]

Yes but now the band pays you. Lol

[@Fudgiethewhale]

what about the back to school shopping commercial with Alice Cooper...?

[@gudalpesanz]

I love that commercial.

[@fenriz218]

What was #7? Looked more like a public-service-announcement, as in "do yourself a favour: don't die!"

[@kineshanepoose1775]

that poor chicken...

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

5:41 I don't like Cinderella but Pat's Dogs located at 420 is the best thing I've seen today.

[@perianunaomi6775]

chicken vs Dokken??? WTF???????? :D

[@chrisdickson3924]

Back in the late 80s and early 90s there was a band called Sweet Revenge based on Long Island who went National with a commercial for Roy Rogers fast food restaurant. It was for the sandwich Roy's big steak and cheese. It was absolutely hysterical! The band eventually morphed into Dorian Gray which dominated the 90s Long Island heavy metal scene.

[@flooperman]

Did they get three cheers?

[@garysuarez9614]

Roy Rogers was a pretty good chicken joint. Was the band good?

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

3:59 That's actually Stevie T

[@jesscurry7173]

Yo but what about Metallicas Guitar Hero commercial?????

[@larsswig912]

That Helvetica one was hilarious lmao I didn't expect it to be a KFC ad

[@66Sixxy]

I'm amazed Slash made it all the way through that. I wonder how many takes they had to do. I'm glad he's done with the H.

[@montyryan3018]

"Would you like to let Dokken have its way with your chicken unleashing a wrath the likes of which it's never seen" if ya know what I mean

[@tayson9383]

Where's lemmy's kit Kat advert?!

[@WickedKnightAlbel]

Same with the Walkers Crisps advert

[@thomasehrhardt2765]

A skateboard column & Lita Ford's MOM! Sign me up 😂

[@twistedwizard9100]

ozzy osbourne should have all 11 spots on this list

[@t1mman]

Funny that all the bands named in Rip commercial are still running! ;)

[@instinctbrosgaming9699]

What is Kirk doing in that literal death metal commercial?

[@trishwright986]

Cinderella's hot dog stand commercial! "PAT'S DOGS! Where the steam is always fired up! PAT'S DOGS! PAT'S DOGS! PAT'S DOGS!"...lol! That was so cool for them to do that. I freaking love Tom Kiefer, he's an awesome human being❤. And now im craving a chicago dog 😂😋!

[@kricejames5920]

Bring back RIP magazine

[@jcneverquits]

Pat's Dogs!!!!! The cook is never tired!!!!

[@Piggyyful]

PATS DOGS

[@norabrandt4078]

I can't believe METALLICA's commercial for Playstation's Rock Hero video game wasn't on here. It's freaking hilarious!!

[@jafro8]

"Order now and we'll throw in a free tshirt LISTEN TO GUNS AND ROSES. Dial now.." Anyone else notice the subliminal message?

[@Karl_Sebastian]

There is one with Johan Hägg from Amon Amarth if you search for Hårdrockskorv

[@JT-wb9hl]

I'm glad that phone stall was there to hold Slash up. I lmao at the KFC one.

[@jean-michel_comhaire]

>"Listen to Guns n Roses" >Carries on with promo Classic

[@shanecrowe5955]

The Dokken and Cinderella commercials were hilarious!

[@audreyalexis8989]

slash was cute tho

[@ChrisPC11]

I wonder what each of the bands are thinking when they see all these commercials. :)

[@BardovBacchus]

Dokken v chicken, way too funny.

[@ireadit3257]

Reminds me of why my dad calls my music "thrash metal" I listen to melodic death metal. Wintersun, Insomnium etc.

[@ChekyCasuals]

There ia no 'No Madly Anger With You' Metallica commercial?

[@Kyon871]

There’s a new geico commercial that plays before movies in the theater these days that has this... ambient type band playing heavy metal on a harp and it makes me giggle

[@Angelwitchhh]

"listen to guns n roses" 😂😂😂

[@queengal3gaming250]

I almost suffocated when I saw Slash XD

[@speedwagon9405]

SAME

[@noahpolston]

you left out the Dave Mustaine band audition commercial

[@vincent51999]

That wasn't a commercial but just a clip in a television show

[@noahpolston]

oops, but they still left it out lol

[@mattmurray517]

Noah Polston are you dense?

[@kyaradani]

someone need's to get me all of the RIP magazines.

[@MrTwatwaffle007]

Rip magazine? I remember metal edge.

[@johndrews206]

I love metal edge and hit parader

[@roguelead72]

There was something like 5 major metal/hard rock magazines in the US in the 80's Circus, Hit Parader, Metal Edge,Rip(which came along later), and another the name of which escapes me now. Rip was basically the edgier of them, while it covered the big acts like the others did, you'd have an issue with Motley Crue, but there'd also be an article about some lesser known act like Coroner or DRI.

[@fearview]

Kerrang ?

[@roguelead72]

fearview That's a British magazine.

[@AhNee]

Creem?