11 minutes of trying to break GTA San Andreas: Definitive Edition

11 minutes of trying to break GTA San Andreas: Definitive Edition. Although you could argue I didn't need to try.
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[@CallMeKevin]

Remember to like, subscribe and have a good day😀 Thanks for the support everyone!

[@easypete3630]

already did for the dear leader

[@meatmasskapad]

Thanks you have a good day to kevin

[@CallMeCamuran]

Praise Jim!

[@tEM403]

I always forget to have a good day, thanks for the reminder!

[@DuckyYD]

Omg is it the Kevin the destroyer

[@Zuniga562]

CJ: “I’m looking to invest in some property” Kevin: *spending CJ’s last 15 dollars on soda

[@pedrovallefin8406]

You laugh now, but wait until CJ gets all that money he invested in the soda business back. And tenfold. The soda industry of San Andreas is no joke.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Yes, he really will be big once that happens, he'll get a whole 150 to bet on the horse races.

[@YYesImCrazYY]

Love how he goes "I haven't committed a crime yet" like theft isn't a crime as well

[@leonardochapman4736]

Well if the owner's dead I'm sure he won't mind

[@jaxonspry9191]

Everyone knows that this day in time people love criminals and hate upstanding citizens

[@rosePetrichor]

I love how nearly every streamer that plays this game ends up spending unreasonable amounts of time drinking Sprunk over and over again

[@spideraba769]

Hey, if you're thirsty, you're thirsty.

[@user-lt2rw5nr9s]

Get sprunked

[@TheBreakingBenny]

It goes to show that Definitive Edition has no care nor love

[@whiteskystudios3261]

Sprunk is Good

[@ThreadBomb]

It's like Slurm (in Futurama), whose slogan is "It's highly addictive!"

[@bannerthesuperdog]

If anyone can break this game, it’s you. The fact EA watches you to see how you break the Sims inspires me

[@thecynicalone7655]

Wait, for real? That's amazing that EA also believes in Our Glorious Leader Jim Pickens

[@RedLabs]

@@thecynicalone7655 yeah like every time Kevin breaks something EA conveniently patches it out haha It’s never been officially confirmed (afaik) but it’s definitely suspicious seeing as it’s happened more than once haha

[@RiderLeangle2]

@@thecynicalone7655 If you compare the patch notes to his Sims 4 series there definitely would seem to be more than coincidences about how much connects, like after Death Day you're no longer allowed to hold winter pool parties or after he kidnapped multiple Santas you're not allowed to add Santa to your family.

[@ZandorClegane]

Everybodies favourite Swedish man corrupted the save by drinking like 600 + sprunk I feel like walking wrong would break the game!

[@robiguzman8529]

Kevin testing how far Catalina would jump to follow him gives me cult vibes

[@RiderLeangle2]

Why wouldn't it? We're already part of his cul.... community, yes, community, totally not a cult

[@senif684]

we are not a cult we are not a cult we are not a cult

[@ryanm.8720]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!" - Mace Windu, Revenge of the Sand

[@eggchomp]

You must be new

[@SylviaRustyFae]

You know he's truly a cult leader, and that he has picked a very loyal cultist, when he just manages to get her to let him drive her up to the helipad... Which btw, HOW!? Just the ride up there wudve been hell enuf to get me to leave, but then again im also not even a fan of slightly scary coasters... and very easily overloaded; so the drive wudve caused me to have a meltdown and just leave the vehicle at some pt and not care if im on some rando roof heh. On my coaster fears, i mean that even like a 10 meter drop in a coaster is probs too much for me to want to do it again; with a slight exception that water coasters can probs go to like 15m before its too high for me and now too scary. And back to HOW!? did Kevin even get up to the helipad... Ive not played this GTA enuf to have any clue how one gets a car up there; but it seems like he did that legit even and theres just a series of careful jumps that get one up there... But that last jump of his, he seemed like he came rly close to fallin off and like he only barely managed it; which just makes me wonder how many tries this took him heh

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"11 minutes of trying to break GTA San Andreas Definition edition" For once Kevin can't break a game that's already broken but I'm still enjoying seeing him try

[@Not_Claptrap]

Begone, bots

[@cardboardking577]

@@Not_Claptrap Report them. Just saying that does nothing. Just in case you didn't btw.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@cardboardking577 but make sure it's their profile pics and vids you report, or they won't get a strike

[@cardboardking577]

@@IamaPERSON there is spam and advertising as a reporting category

[@IamaPERSON]

@@cardboardking577 it doesn't work if you report them for that, though. I even tried it on a few alts to test it.

[@fukukyun78]

I like how she's like "From now on we're business partners!" Then when CJ's like "How'd we do?" she's just like "Is that all you care about?? Money??" lol, idk if they did that intentionally, but it's hilarious either way.

[@poutinedavid8937]

Crazy women I MEAN PEOPLE be like that. Especially if they're bi-polar.

[@electricspider2267]

her: From now on i want us to focus solely on business. him: Ok how we do? her: is business all you care about?

[@mkol1998]

"I feel good today, like a woman reborn!"

[@IsmailofeRegime]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl wut

[@GirlWithFlowerInHair]

The scream when she fell into the water sent me into orbit - it was so cartoonish

[@KitariKitsune]

Half of what made it so damn funny imo

[@mansifacio5458]

"I'm inside another man" "More money for the horses" Out of context Kevin is so confusing and hilarious. Your videos never disappoint to be funny and extremely entertaining. Thanks for your work

[@RosyKitteh]

What I was gonna do that 😡

[@mistereggway9141]

@HANAI⭕️ yoongi: butter? i know you're a bot but could you at least make sense

[@MrRyuKashin]

Kevin trying to break San Andreas: Definitive Edition _Launches game_ Kevin: My work here is done

[@vukcevu5854]

Thats the case with Cyberpunk too

[@PotatoFarmer656]

Oml I didn’t even know that you could bring Catalina everywhere so long as you don’t trigger the next objective. Must be so annoying to hear her insult you every other second tho

[@boostedgameplay1160]

Ah yes, it only takes 11 mins for kevin to fully destroy a game. Thats pure talent!

[@missedmurphy]

Lmao some verified person took your comment and the likes lol

[@smells109]

@@missedmurphy checkmark moment lmao

[@boostedgameplay1160]

@@missedmurphy It's all good lol, these bots are hella weird

[@RiderLeangle2]

I'd say the game does have a pretty big head start on being broken before Kevin touches it but no he definitely has a talent for completely breaking games

[@jarikk333]

i reported the checkmark stealer, it aint much but its honest work

[@Shaw4123]

Kevin is an all encompassing across-the-board genius 😎

[@maxvogt3515]

Especially on the subject of military

[@adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749]

@HANAI⭕️ And also court, interior decorating and acrobatics

[@Ectional1]

"I feel good today, like a woman reborn" Just like Dr Strange "Dormammu, I've come to bargain." Over and over and over again

[@kodokushi2851]

Kevin spawning in a racetrack with a flower at hand and in his underwear seems like a very Kevin thing to do

[@ryanm.8720]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!" - Mace Windu, Revenge of the Sand

[@mattwillows5927]

Kevin is the highlight of my day, but I’m honestly scared of his mind.

[@EastofAll]

Kevin calling sodas “sodie pops” is really cute and wholesome to me, and I don’t know why

[@AngelBirdo]

He's also said choccy milk before, I think

[@stevenclark1662]

I like how he says "leave" instead of "let" (like "leave go!") I was wondering the other day if he calls Let's Plays "Leave's Plays".

[@Aymelia-colon3]

8:58 Flashbacks to one Swedish dude (Joel) breaking the game by drinking Sprunk for few hours

[@NOACCEPTANCE772]

Yeah, just a random, nameless Swedish dude

[@Kakashifan727]

Don't insult joel vinsauce like that . He's a pretty good LPer

[@lukesguywalker]

12 minutes has nothing on THIS twisted time travel romance.

[@patch-work]

"I have done nothing today but lose all my money" I can relate 💀

[@skeNGk]

Me hung over browsing Amazon on the couch...

[@gumi6599]

“Uh, i’m inside another man” -Call Me Kevin 2021

[@yellowstonethepony7769]

6:18 Its the coordinates at zero point from the map. its a test marker they forgot to remove in this version of the game.

[@mayavictoria9582]

“ I have gotten nothing done, other than losing all of my money.” - Call me Kevin and also My adhd self everyday.

[@ArghyadeepPal]

6:17 It is actually the dead centre of the map of GTA SA. In the original version, they had a signboard asset here that said it was the centre of the map. But in the definitive one, they replaced it with a stupid mission marker, that serves no purpose..

[@Harley1o1]

Kevin is so broke he can't afford clothes. Kevin: Let's do some horse races!

[@mackenziedesire7515]

how else will he get money for clothes?!

[@nanobreak_]

I thought Kevin was about to Sprunk the game at the end. Luckily, he was too poor to buy the thousands of cans necessary.

[@christianholzschuh6853]

Kevin: "Oh, she is loyal, you gotta give her that much." GTA III starts with her betraying you.

[@neilgoldberg547]

Dumpster edition, what a lovely, accurate title (scam edition could work as well) "You creeped me out so you get to walk now" Always the gentleman, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

That thumbnail looks like CJ wearing an adult diaper, while skateboarding.

[@IamaPERSON]

Only humans can comment under here

[@hannah27117]

I am a human so I’m commenting under here

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hannah27117 yes you are

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hannah27117 how have things been

[@hannah27117]

@@IamaPERSON I’ve been good thank you! Just busy with school. How about you?

[@robiguzman8529]

With the state of the Definitive Edition and Kevin's constant chaos I'm surprised it even took 11 mins

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Let's see how much I can break it" Surely Kevin means how much *more* can he break this dumpster of a game

[@KitariKitsune]

Yeah he really undersold himself here didn't he?

[@sylmaerie]

I kind of love how much fun Kevin is having with this. It’s like he’s laughing in the face of all gamer bros everywhere

[@viscountrainbows6452]

If you drink 500 cans of Sprunk in a row the game gets bricked so hard you can barely reopen it.

[@snububub]

The girlfriend jumping of the building when kevin hadnt even done it had me rolling🤣🤣

[@giftinggeezer3149]

Typical Kevin, breaking things with no care in the world. This is the kind of content we come here for!

[@ryanschulte475]

"I guess the game doesn't want to bet on horses." Kevin. Me watching the footage seeing that he didn't put any cash amount.

[@jules5222]

Kevin is an interior, acrobatic, and military genius

[@KitariKitsune]

Watching Kevin lead Catalina off of ledges made me laugh so hard I was crying and my tummy started to hurt. And just the realization that led to it was just beautiful 😂

[@bronsoncarder2491]

"Dumpster edition." You went from, "Look guys, these really aren't that bad, just the old games with a new coat of paint" to "these are all pretty shite" really fast. lmfao

[@gumi6599]

kevin never fails to amaze me in ways he breaks games, he always manages to somehow break them, he’s pure chaos

[@AmKhaibitu]

Sometimes he just has to open them.

[@LumiMoonCh]

Man I used to game the hell out of the inside track. In LS you can save nearby and keep doing massive bets on long odds, reloading until you win.

[@SneckoGames]

Icing on the cake “hey Carl … let’s go bowling” crying 😂😂😂😂

[@rempanda]

"I'm inside another man" *sirens wail* Huh, so San Andreas is set in the bible belt.

[@cobrahqueen6546]

Not gonna lie, its the busiest season at my job, and having a new Kevin video everyday genuinely makes me very happy. thankful for you Kevin!

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

That weird red thing is the exact center of the map. In the OG San Andreas, there was one of those poles that have signs pointed in every direction with how far different things are away from it. Now it's just a red glowing thing that does nothing, which doesn't make much sense cause surely this just makes it harder to program rather than just polishing the sign?? The devs made some stupid stupid decisions while making this.

[@teepussi6161]

i was recently admitted into a mental hospital and kevin's videos are one of the only things keeping me together. i know i don't watch them on time but still. thanks for making videos 💜

[@tEM403]

Kevin is an acrobatic, military and comedy genius

[@darkclaws1234567891]

Kevin: *uploads a new video* Me: you son of a gun I'm watching it Kevin: *screams in confusion* it's an alien

[@williamspeers1376]

I was just listening to your acoustic songs a jesus you give me goosebumps

[@Aymelia-colon3]

"11 minutes of trying to break GTA San Andreas: Definitive Edition" - Grove Street Games when Rockstar told them to make the remasters

[@Kashi941]

The marker at 6:20 actually marks the middle of the map. It used to be a sign in the old version but for some reason they deemed it necessary to change it to this...

[@sirhcswehtam7354]

"What's keeping you?" "Uhhh, I'm inside another man..." Epic.

[@DragonTigerBoss]

When the game is already so broken that even feckin' Kevin plays it mostly as intended.

[@jacquestaljaard6644]

I already used mods to kinda fix the game . I really hope the wheel detachment and ragdoll physics mod makes it in the definitive edition . Crazy how modders fixed most of the broken textures and effects in less than a month

[@RaininPayne2]

Kevin is a military interior acrobatic design genius

[@GenericWhiteMale56]

Apparently all you need to do to break the game is drink endless sprunk sodas from a vending machine lmao it will legit corrupt your save.

[@RuokieBuns]

"I'm inside another man" - Kevin, military genius, 2021 - 5:19

[@rockyraccoon8870]

I never thought I'd hear "I'm inside another man" from Kevin but here we are 🤣

[@AntiXaldin]

The one time Kevin let the caller say more than one word was when it'd be a greater inconvenience for everyone around CJ.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

"kind of begs the question of how high of a fall is she willing to go for me" why am I not surprised but I love it

[@brunotqb]

Great video Kevin!

[@bubblesduclos]

Kevin is a gambling genius

[@kingzkid7rblx551]

Kevin - "I'm inside another man."

[@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim]

9:32 that guy with his shovel sticking out of his window casually 😂

[@tlmc3257]

Judging by Kevin's track record of breaking games I already know that, despite it saying "trying" in the title, this is too easy of a task for Kevin.

[@darth-severus]

2:30 in all my time playing this game I don't think I've ever heard this before..

[@seanmurphy670]

Kevin is a military genius

[@grantmitchell2744]

“Welcome to GTA San Andreas: Dumpster edition.” Classic

[@asulisa9312]

“I’m inside another man” good to know Kevin

[@poutinedavid8937]

Catalina#356: feel good today, like a woman reborn Kevin: Yeah, I've heard that a lot.

[@SalamiSlapper3000]

Breaking games is one of kevs specialties. Especially when he isn't trying to do it

[@su-yogonthemic9374]

" Who let him in ? " Onfg I laughed so hard to that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zealtqwerty3083]

idk why but that random cut to the silence of kevin and just the phone call was so fukin hilarious. we all probably remember CJ as that badass dude we all turned him into then theres this cj spending his life earnings drinking pop while talking to himself because hes not talking into the phone, wearing next to nothing and heart boxers.... and an afro. that just hits the bullshittery/sfm/ytp humour spot, for me anyways.

[@zerlerb2832]

Kevin is a tactical Genius

[@akufromthefuturejmm6237]

Kevin doesn't have to try. He just plays a game and all of it's bugs and glitches migrate towards him. Don't try. Just boot it up, walk around, and they'll come. "If you play it, bugs will come"

[@jamesrichards2720]

All you have to do is save before you do the horse bet. Then you can reload your money if you lose.

[@maximusheaton8375]

Me: Carl told me to do it My mum: if Carl jumped of a bridge would you That woman: I would

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevins powers of destruction can easilt destroy any game so its interesting to see him use his powers on a game that is already broken

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

My favourite glitch in the old game is if you reverse and sprint at the same time on a bike, CJ goes all buggy. That was fun cause it was something you never had to do in the game so it was just a funny bonus rather than ruining the entire game

[@pedrostormrage]

0:23 "This one (reverse cowgirl) is apparently going in reverse" Oh Kevin, you sweet summer child (maybe the Spanish weather is causing that effect on you) ☀️

[@HumanBean23]

The pure chaos this man wields is incredible

[@KitariKitsune]

It's frankly levels I can only aspire to sadly

[@meatmasskapad]

Kevin is a grove street helping genius

[@ghostgarrison6505]

after going home and having a shit time, watching your videos is like going home and having a great time

[@xeropulse5745]

"What'[s keeping you?!" "Um... I'm inside another man..."

[@ItsHarleyYT]

“San Andreas Dumpster edition” 😂👍🏻

[@dafugo]

ah yes, testing if my friend is loyal by making him break his legs by jumping off a high place into the water.

[@kaeyalily]

5:20 “I’m inside another man” -CallmeKevin, 2021

[@spongebobfan78]

Kevin: Off to Test 3 then *_casually drives ontop of the highest building_* That made got me.

[@beadworldofficial]

keep up the amazing work kevin love your vids!

[@giishaw92]

If Kevin's afraid of these characters, wait til he meets the Oracle from Jewels of the Oracle.

[@ggmann13]

5:20 "I'm inside another man" Kev 2021

[@zackfei6779]

5:20 "I`m inside another man" ---- Kevin 2021

[@callmestephanie1305]

"Why was this so easy?" says Kevin about the race i had to redo at least 12 times today in the original 😅

[@biscuitcase83]

I mean...it's already broken as hell so how can Kevin possibly do any worse... Oh, yes he can

[@allykumaTV]

Running in heart boxers with a bouquet of flower, hilarious 🤣

[@greyshadow9498]

"Purple Love?" Them's Balla colors son! You need to represent! Grove for Life!

[@woofyou1186]

It’s easier to break this game than a piece of glass

[@docette2015]

Judging by your actions, losing on the horses and drinking gallons of sprunk are the only parts of the game that AREN'T completely glitched. XD