If you See someone struggling on a problem, always tell him that the next hold is a good one, even if you have no clue
@Yes-rv4kr3 жыл бұрын
Saying “It’s easy from there” which ends up making me fail most of the time
@ou812a42 жыл бұрын
Guilt!
@mrstevecroll2 жыл бұрын
No it’s not if you don’t know the climb giving advice could make it harder
@N319072 жыл бұрын
I have been on the receiving end of this a couple of times
@nomWannie2 жыл бұрын
Then you go for it and it's a negative slippery chalky sloper
@Mhister_Ay3 жыл бұрын
Climbers don’t shake hands because the counteracting force of both insane grip strengths would probably break reality
@antonkeiser24662 жыл бұрын
And if a handshake is initiated then it turns into a test of strength to see who calls mercy first
@victorpigeon51602 жыл бұрын
@@antonkeiser2466 lol
@Keldor3142 жыл бұрын
It's ok. If they've been climbing all afternoon, they're probably too pumped to pick up their car keys when it's time to leave, let alone squeeze. (It's not clear how they are still able to grip well enough to keep climbing at this point, but that's the way it works)
@SteampunkSavage Жыл бұрын
Chalk + chalk = 100% cohesion You will be bound for life
@johannesjojo61993 жыл бұрын
rule number 12: when a big group is trying a difficult boulder you have to do the boulder as well.
@chaosengine45973 жыл бұрын
of course. what else?
@ememememem5923 жыл бұрын
Especially if you know you can flash it
@Iminvisible232 жыл бұрын
@@ememememem592 man I actually always want to do that but also not want to look cocky haha
@Mysticfateee2 жыл бұрын
You gotta flex when you can
@alexliu67072 жыл бұрын
Even if that problem’s 3 grades higher than your max.
@Fogmeister3 жыл бұрын
That last rule is actually amazing. “No one cares if you’re bad. They only care if you don’t try”
@austintucker60022 жыл бұрын
True!
@derka_james2 жыл бұрын
It's the same in skateboarding too
@andrasprohaszka35122 жыл бұрын
I first hear as "No one cares if you are fat" :), still true though
@pascaljutras178 Жыл бұрын
I often said that rule to climbers with low experience cause they often give up in a middle of a climb cause they are afraid of failing on a big move or are simply feeling too tired to do the move : "do the move all the time, worse case you fall" (unless they are feeling a potential injure). If they fail I ask them if they would like to get an advice about the good way to do the move, most of time they take the advice. It is funny because often they have it good right after the advice, in that case result is all the time a smile...
@danrspen Жыл бұрын
I know this is all light hearted, but it’s worth keeping in mind you don’t always know what trying looks like. I fell when climbing a few years ago and snapped my leg in half. Bone sticking out the leg and everything. Sometimes it looks like I give up at the top of a route without appearing to try, but there was a big mental battle going on there you didn’t see.
@raiemie73653 жыл бұрын
if you dont look at your skin every 10s youre not a climber
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@tylerandleahcanadian38883 жыл бұрын
Lol I got a pick of 4 of my friends in the gym and 2 of us were staring at our hands the other 2 were miring some random climber lol
@lanneevanessen3 жыл бұрын
Haha love this one
@trietnguyen58823 жыл бұрын
Lol. So real. :v
@squareheadbaggins50433 жыл бұрын
"the beta sprayer should also not be able to send the climb as well" haha that's golden
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
if they can send it then I "HAVE" to listen right? haha
@SuperCraft19993 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng also after they fail, just blame it on being tired
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCraft1999 haha "been a long day"
@lisaea Жыл бұрын
Our resident beta sprayer usually only hangs out around the climbs he has already done so I can’t confirm this. I haven’t seen him actually climb very much other than to jump in and show people the beta he is trying to enforce.
@MiKOCreatives3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget chalking up after you've chalked up.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
maybe one more just to be safe as well
@mateojacome91773 жыл бұрын
my over-soaked cookie broke and splashed on my coffee while i read this fucking banger and laughed my ass off i hate this
@cleberva2 жыл бұрын
I always chalk my chalk
@racsofischer7601 Жыл бұрын
that one is for lead climbing. you must always chalk up before tying in and then do it again (also now you just realised that you still need to put your shoes on).
@emiliomunoz283 жыл бұрын
You missed the rule of bragging how much downsizing you went on your new pair of shoes. Great vid!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Haha "you couldnt fit air into these badboys" thanks for watching dude =)
@amvnumber10183 жыл бұрын
Oof I've been called out
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@amvnumber1018 hey in china they consider lily feet beautiful lol
@thebucketlist92923 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked right now haha
@mazymaze913 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng damn, monday I bought new shoes and did this exactly :D
@SomeVagrant3 жыл бұрын
Never forget: climbing exclusively in shirts with your gym's logo/art will improve your technique by 100% and makes anything you do look cool.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
hahah im planning my own line little range as well, gotta send in style you know
@feelinghealingfrequences71792 жыл бұрын
makes it look like you work there
@shaynetrimble51922 жыл бұрын
Omg so true as I climb at summit (it’s in Texas sand Oklahoma) and I only wear my team shirts, gym shirts, and comp shirts
@durabelle2 жыл бұрын
But climbing shirtless makes you look even cooler (at least if you're Magnus) and stronger too. Sooo.... your gym's logo tattooed in your back? 😂
@diosdehuecomundo2 жыл бұрын
Something I do a lot: telling frustrated climbers that I struggled on that boulder as well
@gregsiegel70722 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if you are better than them it was hard for a 3, and if they are better than you it felt tough for a V3
@interestedinstuff3 жыл бұрын
If you see someone brush the holds of a climb, wait till they have their go. Don't climb it after they've brushed it. Unless they are brushing it for you because you're the cute girl climbing the V2 in the corner. Ask before giving any advice. Then give it sparingly. Unless you say 'wanna work this climb with me?' in which case you then discuss the climb. Totally agree that not getting a climb is because the holds were too slippery, wrong shoes, not enough skin, humidity, etcetera. It is never a lack of skill or effort. ha. Great video. Totally enjoyed it.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
haha appreciate the love dude!
@ulysse32543 жыл бұрын
Or that the gravity was just bad today (I mean really, the moon modifies more or less the gravity)
@kelakogreenaddict18882 жыл бұрын
damn, i wish i was a cute girl
@JakeLeonardPhoto3 жыл бұрын
Pain is temporary, the send is forever
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
as long as you got it for the gram anyway haha
@lonesome39583 жыл бұрын
I need that on a tshirt
@matenw.95303 жыл бұрын
If you can heelhook, you heelhook.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
I feel the same with knee bars lol
@dj78productions2 жыл бұрын
you heelhook even if you can't heelhook
@MartinClimbs3 жыл бұрын
rule 12; always talk about the latest injury in smalltalk rule 13; try to get everyone you know into bouldering and invite them for a session rule 14; drink beer after the session, it has electrolytes (thats what we tell each other) rule 15; having your own customized waterbottle with you rule 16; always keep your shoes outside the backpack so they dont stench your bag, and everyone knows how cool you are rule 17; look at your skin and fondle with it after failing an attempt rule 18; brush holds for other people to be a chad rule 19; spot the cute girl when she is doing an overhang for no reason rule 20; if possible, campus the pink one in the corner rule 21; always share your opinion on grades rule 22; when somebody sends something and has nobody to share his accomplishment with, fist that dude /dudette, and share the stoke great video, only one correction/addition, in austria i have heard allez, vai, vamos but most famously and my most used phrase is "come on".
@evalopigus69833 жыл бұрын
Rule 13 is on point
@hamishblack17433 жыл бұрын
@@evalopigus6983 also rule 17
@kelakogreenaddict18882 жыл бұрын
pink's in my gym are v5-v7, v3 are an achievement for me, so imma have to pass on 20
@anitsamalashvili84412 жыл бұрын
Gemma? :D
@MartinClimbs2 жыл бұрын
@@anitsamalashvili8441 Auf geeeehts, "Kumm scho", gehtschooooo, vui gaaaaas, gib eeeeaaaaaaam
@FerrarerTheFarTraveled3 жыл бұрын
Another quick rule I learned the hard way: always brush the route if you can't flash it. Brushing is like chalk, it solves all your climbing related problems... (or at least makes you look like less of a beginner) Fantastic/accurate video bro :)
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Haha this is too true
@chaosengine45973 жыл бұрын
I am doing some empirical science. My theory: getting your project brushed by someone else makes you send it.
@icyfigher3 жыл бұрын
@@chaosengine4597 well, actually there is some theory behind that why it works better for you. If you brush it yourself, and not just a bit but really good(up to 2 min), you waste a lot of energy. But since mostly others are waiting you don't rest much afterwards and so you go into the best attempt in terms of route condition with a loss of energy. Time to write a science paper about more arguments...
@ichundmeinholz94793 жыл бұрын
I always brush my routes to look like I know what I'm doing even if I dont get past the start 😂
@Jack.Sawce082 жыл бұрын
if a group of new climbing is sending a route they cant complete, you must always flash that route and walk away without saying anything
@humanimal55272 жыл бұрын
I always make sure to do a couple other routes on that wall before I do theirs... but the goal is to show them how it's done haha.
@Jack.Sawce082 жыл бұрын
@@humanimal5527 yes but you must climbing the route very slowly and very pristine
@Couldnotexplain2 жыл бұрын
Once finishing that, you must also go get smacked by a problem of a higher grade
@cring6554 Жыл бұрын
hahah nah you go up & campus it, then walk away n say nothing
@carlvorbrueggen68413 жыл бұрын
Also: "if you don't scream while trying hard, you are not trying hard enough."
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Haha gotta scream even if youre not, to make it seen like the climb is harder than it is
@pascalladal81253 жыл бұрын
Rule number 12: Screaming is for V7 and above
@Yokielicious3 жыл бұрын
Haha agreeeeeee
@Mysticfateee2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious because people actually look and want to cheer you on etc. It's literally the completely opposite to the gym mentality where you NEVER scream or everyone will hate you
@bhuji5062 жыл бұрын
rule number 12: Always say "Nice" when you see someone stick a hold they'd been struggling to reach. Be sure to add extras I's and !'s depending on how long it took to reach. 2 pumps to stick? That's a 2-i "Niice!" 5+ pumps/tries to stick, that's at least 3 !'s "Nice!!!"
@carahicks242 жыл бұрын
NIIICCCEEE!!!
@juglover30002 жыл бұрын
If you are having trouble with a route you step back and “analyze” it for like 5 minutes (or while other people do it) but for half that time your looking at the chalky callouses on your hands
@fingerblaster64743 жыл бұрын
My friends pointed out that if I could send a route I'd call it fun, but if I couldn't do it yet I'd describe it as interesting instead. Anyone else do this?
@ganondorj22 жыл бұрын
lol I sometimes catch myself doing that.
@shayanraoult67162 жыл бұрын
Yep i do the same, because it's either a flash and a boring boulder i will never do again, except to gain fame when a big group is here or a boulder that i will have fun tryin again and again
@StoufSto3 жыл бұрын
3 ATTEMPTS ALLOWED IF IT'S A DYNAMIC MOVE OFF THE START AND YOU ARE JUST GETTING A FEEL FOR THE MOTION.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Ooo controversial hahah
@chaosengine45973 жыл бұрын
depends if someone is waiting already. communicate with them then ("can I try it once more?")
@henwill83 жыл бұрын
Nah I'd still personally do 2
@paulamedina60573 жыл бұрын
my first ever bouldering gym sesh happened earlier this week and i am very thankful for the knowledge to not try five times in a row! 😭 it was a great experience though and really appreciated everyone’s patience with me and am more than excited to go back💫💫
@laufsteakmodel3 жыл бұрын
Rule 12: dont steal a freshly brushed route (brushed by someone else that is) rule 13: downgrade harder climbs you barely finished ... "dude. softest V6 EVAAAAH" rule 14: the climbing to socializing ratio MUST NEVER be lower than 1 to 5 also. in germany we must be really bad for breaking rule #3. most of us say "komm schon" or "auf gehts" (come on / lets go)
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
haha come on is common in australia as well more of a once in a while you'll hear the gamba and alle and you just kinda look around and go...but.... your not french or Japanese lol
@kizuku11663 жыл бұрын
ooooo that freshly brushed route hits me to the core. Sooo many times I've brushed only for someone to hop on while I get chalked up T.T Though Im cool with it if they brush it back once they are done.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@kizuku1166 I usually brush the whole climb for people and just look at em dead in the eye and say "now you have no excuses" haha
@taker003 жыл бұрын
geht schon!
@0Blackduck03 жыл бұрын
Zieh durch!
@alyssahayes2683 жыл бұрын
I got into climbing because it was one of the few activities where I don't feel judged for being a beginner! I'm a simple girl who just wants a fun way to workout where no one is mean or creepy toward me.
@benmall21902 жыл бұрын
Is that a problem with other sports?
@alyssahayes2682 жыл бұрын
@@benmall2190 it is at regular lifting gyms, and in many team sports if you're an adult
@benmall21902 жыл бұрын
@@alyssahayes268 that's actually quite sad
@tulkasastaldo41142 жыл бұрын
@@alyssahayes268 Being a man I can't really say anything about the people being creepy thing, but the part about feeling judged is usually mostly in your head. I was pretty self conscious as well when I went from working out at home to going to an actual gym. Every time I walked my fat self up to a bar for one of my sets of a grand total of two band assisted pull-ups I was convinced everyone else in the gym must be thinking I'm an absolute joke and be annoyed with me for daring to take up space for such a pathetic workout routine. But once you get used to being in the gym and find a steady routine that works for you it becomes easier to tune all of those thoughts out and just focus on lifting. With time you realize that basically nobody cares what you're doing or how much you're lifting. And if someone does pay any attention to you it's usually just because they're trying to gauge how much longer it'll take until they can use the equipment or they're simply looking around casually between sets. Of course there are gonna be people who try to give you unsolicited advice (usually they mean well though, been guilty of that myself a few times) or stare at you creepily but I wouldn't let that discourage you. Lifting can be a very fun and rewarding process. I don't want to tell anyone how to best work out of course, I'm just saying with regards to not being beginner-friendly, gyms tend to get a much worse rep than they deserve.
@alyssahayes2682 жыл бұрын
@@tulkasastaldo4114 I do lift at a regular gym too, but it definitely depends on what gym you're going to. One thing that sets climbing gyms apart though is that sometimes, people go out of their way to encourage you. At regular gyms, strangers don't push you to get 1 more rep or applaud when you finish a set, but people do cheer strangers on during their route and congratulate them when they're done. It can be hard for beginner athletes to get into a fun physical sport without that feeling of inadequacy or feeling like everyone is secretly judging you. But at climbing gyms, it seems easier to get over that (in my opinion) because of that intentionally positive culture.
@rebeccatoet73112 жыл бұрын
Always nice when a guy shows me a v2 in order for me to flash the v7 in that same corner I was accually looking at
@NorthOCkook2 жыл бұрын
When you send a boulder near your limit make sure you watch other climbers attempt the same route out of the corner of your eye and feel that sweet sweet victory when they fall off
@LaPulgaM3 жыл бұрын
I walked into the climbing gym to do my first ever bouldering session and I was already waving my hands in the air like I was 'air climbing' lmao
@Mr-Clean2 жыл бұрын
Yea, I started climbing about 2 weeks ago after getting sucked down the youtube climbing rabbit-hole and I always feel like I'm doing too much for someone who can only barely do v2-v3
@cassiusreed11813 жыл бұрын
"climbers dont shake, we fist each other" -Beor Ong 2021
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
never forget
@kibrika3 жыл бұрын
I completely missed it until this comment :D
@jetjaxon3 жыл бұрын
You get 5 free passes on not remembering someone's name in the climbing community. I mean 5 times you climb multi trad with them, and then after that it's kinda unacceptable. Until then, so Dude!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Haha now that i work at a gym im forced to remember names
@InternetLoserTheTurkeyMan3 жыл бұрын
If somebody takes a brutal fall, you have to look away when they get up so they aren't embarrassed.
@methyod2 жыл бұрын
lol. my first time ever at a climbing gym as an adult, I ended up at a bouldering gym (my roommate said "climbing gym", had no idea it was going to be bouldering til we got there), and on the third wall I attempted I fell from like 8 feet and completely shattered my ankle. Couldn't walk for 4 months, gonna have a fat metal plate in there til the day I die. Out of the entire climbing gym, not a single person asked if I was alright, nobody did anything to help, at most people looked at me with disgust and turned away. I saw one group laughing at me. An employee wandered up to me after about 10 minutes and asked if I wanted them to call an ambulance. I declined because I was in shock and was worried about money, so after a while my roommate noticed me and took me home. It was the most humiliating, dehumanizing experience of my life. I can't imagine how shit a person you have to be to see someone visibly in that much pain and just ignore it. If that's considered "good etiquette" in the climbing community, I strongly feel that the rest of society would be a lot better off without people like you.
@InternetLoserTheTurkeyMan2 жыл бұрын
@@methyod people like me? Jeez man I'm talking about if somebody punts off their project for the 8th time that day, not if they're sitting on the floor in pain. I'm sorry you broke your ankle but don't take it out on random people in the KZbin comment section ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@leahkoffman43042 жыл бұрын
i fell face first recently but at least i topped out and got a video of it😂
@samuelprescott74263 жыл бұрын
I love "Noone cares if you fail, everyone cares if you don't try"
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@qwertykwurt3143 жыл бұрын
Rule 12, there is no such thing as a non-cheeky knee bar
@liliann8722 жыл бұрын
I cant climb well but I always knew its just because the route setters at my gym are too high, the temperature is too low, my shirt has sleeves and everything is too slippery 😤 Its definitely not the lack of skill and training
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
Of course of course, sometimes the sun is just in my eyes as well...at 10pm...
@andrewlo19893 жыл бұрын
Must comment "That's a V2 in my gym" on every single youtube video of a send
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Haha dude im pretty curious as to how grading is around the world, i hear down here in aus its around the middle, states a bit soft and fontainebleu and japan pretty sandbagged..though thats only what ive heard
@georgebaldwin54562 жыл бұрын
Since I am 77 years old, when some young dude fails to send a route and I come over and ask for a try and then blast up the wall as quickly as possible.
@jwagsftw3 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the guy who yells beta while you're struggling on a move. The louder he yells the more he knows.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
same as the beta sprayer lol, I actually think THIS is more annoying than the beta sprayer though, cause your on the wall you have your own beta in mind, and this guy is just yelling random shit to you until you fall
@pixelcrust3 жыл бұрын
just stand up and reach for it !
@jwagsftw3 жыл бұрын
@@pixelcrust haha. "Keep going up!"
@erlendruud-larsen72762 жыл бұрын
«Climbers don’t shake, we fist each other» 😳
@benghiskahn36732 жыл бұрын
With liquid chalk.
@simonight_art Жыл бұрын
🤣
@spencermenzies95542 жыл бұрын
Only one you forgot. If your a kid in the team make sure to flash the random group of dudes project and the talk loudly to your friends about how good that warmup climb is. (ME)
@GelatoSnipes3 жыл бұрын
got on the wall today after letting a newbie have 6 try’s on her climb. She started grumbling to the woman next to her because i was in the way…. she’ll learn someday it’s okay
@betabandits20993 жыл бұрын
My sole most essential highly important rule. Always, ALWAYS make sure, you're looking cool. This means, never try too hard and have the technique of a god/goddess. Then regardless of grade, you will look CoOL!!! ;p Nice vid dude.
@MiKOCreatives3 жыл бұрын
This hit me in ways I don't want to
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
how did i miss this comment! haha I would love this comment 5x more if I could... this is why I only do dynos...even the easiest ones =P
@lucyreed44523 жыл бұрын
I love how there's good rules and then funny ones with each other
@RomualdoSanchez-e1v15 күн бұрын
This video is a great reminder of why we should respect our climbing environment. We need to preserve these places for future climbers.
@fxcking_trash79662 жыл бұрын
The last rule makes me feel a little better about being a beginner and climbing in front of people lmao
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
Exactly directed to ppl like you man, a lot of my friends have had the same issue, but the thing is its worse not even climbing because of ppl or just giving up half way instead of just giving it what youve got and not being strong enough. Everyone just wants to see you succeed and push your own limits. No one cares if its a v0. Happy sending my dude
@justingabriele38813 жыл бұрын
"walk it off" after a brutal fall is one of the most factual things i've seen
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
hahah I turn around and contemplate what im doing with my life instead though
@imag1n342 Жыл бұрын
"we fist each other" that had me rolling 🤣🤣
@joblack5138 Жыл бұрын
That was one of the shortest, funniest and yet most informative tubes ive seen....nice one DUDE!!
@ou812a42 жыл бұрын
#12 While resting between climbs, talking loudly and extensively about your planned outdoor climbing trips. #13 Go to the onsite sauna for a post climb steam and continue to talk loudly and extensively about your planned outdoor climbing trips.
@lolomat2123 жыл бұрын
I would not have watched the video if it wasnt this short. I like the quick and easy entertainment 👍
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
appreciate it! yeah honestly youtubers get caught up in this little bubble of "My videos need to be 10 minutes long for the algorithm to promote it" my rule of thumb is your video should be as long or as short as it needs to be.. stop trying to add crap to it just to make it longer
@kurtsmith69713 жыл бұрын
Rule #12, after you've been trying a route for a hour of two, someone will come by and flash it for ya...
@matthewhayward44632 жыл бұрын
One rule I like at our gym: Whenever there’s a new climb within the range of your friend group and one friend goes for a try you have to tell them that everyone flashed it.
@aron75483 жыл бұрын
Don't stand where someone might fall. I took one of my non climber friends to the gym and Im injured now because I had to catch my fall on a hold because I woud have fallen on him. Also don't stand behind anyone.
@friendlyfruit36692 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me over a year ago, I had a super sketchy land on a less than stellar section of the mats and my ankle is still a bit messed up from it (I can't squat and it's still super stiff) . On the bright side I can still climb though, but I definitely think telling the non climbers to stay away from the walls is one of the most important rules.
@tpstrat142 жыл бұрын
I've been climbing for a month now and last night I got beta sprayed for the first time. It was irritating beyond anything I could have ever imagined LOL ... the dude said something twice and then on the third time, he literally WALKED UP to the problem to show me what to do. I couldn't believe it. Then i looked over at him 5 minutes later and he was inspecting and caressing one of the holds. It made me a lot less annoyed to learn that he had some sort of mental problem...
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
I dont mind talking about it when im on the ground, but when im on the wall, all i better hear is come on
@tpstrat142 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng like this? Or like this? I have no idea how to move my own body. I can't figure it out. I need unsolicited guidance. You know what, why don't I just get off the wall and let you show me?
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
@@tpstrat14 the best response is always "have you climbed it" so i can wait for the no and walk off
@tpstrat142 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng beta spraying inevitably makes you feel like a total goof that can't figure out anything on their own. But sometimes kids come to my gym on a field trip and they're freaking out on the auto belay next to me about how to get to the next jug, so I give them a foot placement tip to end their trauma lol
@InsanitiesBrother3 жыл бұрын
You forgot: Leave your water bottle 10 miles away.
@zizzmain67823 жыл бұрын
if someone brushes the climb don't jump on it as they are putting their brush away. and if you do jump on just brush it again once you are done. The best way to get the cute girl struggling with the v2 in the corner is to go up flash it with ease. extra points if you make loudly say something about how its soft for the grade or a warm up.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Alternatively if you wanna be subtle about it do the v3 next to it to show you can climb harder so she asks you for help
@noahmay770810 күн бұрын
Love the way you filmed this making it look like stock footage. Caught me off gaurd with the over the shoulder peak lol.
@noodlebanana75122 жыл бұрын
I love using the “some really tall guy set this” excuse 😭😭😂😂 Altho sometimes I swear it’s a genuine excuse 😂😂👌
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
Haha im 5'3 ill use it all day everyday
@conserve_climber3 жыл бұрын
No kidding! Magus doesn’t own any shirts does he? 😂
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
just claps some chalk on his chest haha
@chaosengine45973 жыл бұрын
he needs the shirts to fla them on the slopy, chalky, slimy holds to make em worse.
@charlieboas55382 жыл бұрын
12. While screaming "PSSSSATT!" will make you appear cooler on the hard problem, remember: That problem will get flashed effortlessly by the 15 yo female comp climber.
@cjod332 жыл бұрын
Few from Australia. 1. Gyms are for picking up a partner. 2. If you've learnt to climb in a gym, stay in the gym.(there's enough idiots in the bush already) 3. Don't place bolts unless you will deck out . 4. Don't place bolts within 10 meters from the ground 5. There must be at least 7 meters between each bolt (rule 3 exception only applies for grades above 25 ) 6. Under no circumstances place a Bolt if you can place Natural pro. 7. If the walk into the crag is over half an hour, always tell people it's only 5 minutes. 8. Always tell people it's easier than it looks. 9. Bring your music and play it loud And finally 10. If you play loud music at the crag don't winge when a local (especially one of the old guard) boots your speaker into the bush, yells at you to go back to the fucking gym and grow a set of brass balls instead of using your stick clip to clip the first fucking bolt. (Usually at least ten metres up, unless you are at a woosy sports crag where the the bolts are placed at eye level and every meter after that) But most of all Have fun!
@AlmarPostma3 жыл бұрын
Good use of the Wilhelm scream.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
ahhh a man of culture
@iddycool3 жыл бұрын
That creepy face behind the woman, destroyed me hahah
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@unclecreepy41853 жыл бұрын
I’m here for the ladies.
@cj2221003 жыл бұрын
The choice of music was fitting, because I feel like this type of music is used in every KZbin climbing video ever😂
@gikote80203 жыл бұрын
Most of it was way too accurate. Never had anyone at my gym speak in French/Japanese, though. Also, I think most of the women outclimb the men.
@Druseff3 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie I chalk up so much, I chalked up to belay my friend. I didn't hear the end of it
@williamcowell18893 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud when helping the girl in the creepiest way possible scene happened 😂😂
@martinr1133 жыл бұрын
In the boulder gym, never start conversations with "I see you climb, do you also do free solo?", "Why was Magnus Midtbo not in the Olympics?" or "Do you know who this Daniel Woods guy is?"
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
or "are your fingers as strong as legs"
@benxo3 жыл бұрын
Chalk, or as my friend calls it "climbing crack"
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
you know you cant have enough of it
@andreytt9332 жыл бұрын
"Climbers don't shake, we fist eachother" 😂
@seppterbeke8773 жыл бұрын
When you are Brushing a hold most of the time you had to go first.
@j_akae_69823 жыл бұрын
Rule number 13. Lead climbers are better than you even if they are projecting a 5.9
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
and tradders are the elite
@geologick2 жыл бұрын
Question: Why does it matter how many times in a row you try something if it's not busy? If somebody's working a spot hard, and they're getting really close to figuring it out, I just work somewhere else until they get it or give up. It seems like a slow way to progress if you're always having to interrupt every 2 tries to give someone else a try. Shouldn't it be more of a time thing, like no more than 5 minutes or something? I have no issue with letting someone work a problem for a bit uninterrupted. In a packed gym or crag I could see why it would be rude, but if there's other spots to work on, why should someone have only 2 tries to get it? As a skateboarder we recognize when someone's trying hard to get a specific trick or line and hold back to let them attempt until they get it or quit it.
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
more of a small jabby joke, but on the actual matter its totally dependant on context. If you're pretty close to getting it most climbers would just let you at it, but the issue also comes into play of if you're not getting it then you probably don't have strength either way and need the 5 minute rest which means you standing at the climb, caressing each hold going hmm... mmmm...ahhh..hmmm or dialing the moves in in your head while recovering strength just means other climbers cant climb the entire section you're on which could include 4-5 climbs for a whole 5 minutes that the person wasn't climbing anyway when essentially 4-5 other ppl could have tried the other problems then gone away. Climbers are usually pretty good at determining turns as well I'd say and know when someone is close or not but its more of a lack of awareness an courtesy on the person climbing that this is a dig at, where they know they're nowhere close, they have no strength left, and they wont let someone else take a 30 second turn so they can move on
@TheQuicksilver1152 жыл бұрын
You should at least verify. Take a step back and look around after your second attempt, if nobody steps up then you're free to go again. If you know someone is waiting it can be okay to ask them to let you try again, but not something I'd do every time. It's just about being respectful
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
@@TheQuicksilver115 for sure man, sometimes people are just really focused on their own projects that they forget to step back, sometimes just walking in front of them gives them a little cue that you want to go. Had a lot of noobie friends who just struggle to get on the wall because someone wont leave their spot and they're too shy/new to know to be a bit more aggressive in getting their turn in that's where this little joke came from. But 100% you want to do everything as respectfully as possible
@PheonixRise6662 жыл бұрын
I think my shoulder just dislocated watching that dyno at the end
@Jaden_Iv3y2 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody who realizes that it’s practically impossible to mess up a fist bump
@lukaslasku94292 жыл бұрын
“Climbers don’t shake, we fist each other.” Please dont take this out of context
@jacquelineviera39832 жыл бұрын
I feel so immature but this made me laugh
@stefdno_o2 жыл бұрын
Few more rules: 12. no power screams for any climb below 7a. Climbing on max effort without letting others show it is the name of the game. 13. If you flashed the route, your friends are not allowed to clap or give applause. 14. You don't give applause for sends that looked easy, even though you are impressed. 15. Don't wear chalk bags in boulder gyms. 16. Always stay positive, don't say things like "I will probably fall" before stepping into the problem.
@throughcolouredglasses93003 жыл бұрын
In Germany you cheer each other on in English :) Glad to see in English speaking places they do another language too lol
@5upl1an3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, I haven't had a single gym session where I didn't see a dude show/explain to the girl (presumably girlfriend) how to climb, like man, just let her climb!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
haha coming from someone who knows some of the girls that get explained to...some of them have never met them ever....lol
@zacharylaschober3 жыл бұрын
What I always appreciate are new bros to the gym who give unsolicited beta to the friend of a known crusher who overhears and dismisses the beta.
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharylaschober hahha my brother and I do this all the time.... when the beta sprayer says something and you look at each to her like wtf is he on about
@tylerandleahcanadian38883 жыл бұрын
My wife and I are begginers Nd we climb together and give eachother advice lol I feel like a 3rd person perspective helps a lot
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerandleahcanadian3888 honestly I think its actually appreciated by new people to get advice, its just at a certain level you begin to enjoy the process of working things out yourself so when people give you that unsolicited advice you're just kind of like... I just want to try it my dude
@נתנאלאפלבאום3 жыл бұрын
great video! also, fun fact: In Hebrew, "Alleh" means "go up"
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
appreciate it my man, haha how appropriate
@narakarrarr61912 жыл бұрын
"climbers don't shake, we fist each other" WE DO?!
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
You know we do
@Mamapapa432 жыл бұрын
Rule 12: Most of the time you sit on the ground resting, analyzing routes or you're watching other climbers. Buut you're about to get up and do the next attempt in like 5 minutes (for half an hour😅)
@insightfulentertainment57342 жыл бұрын
So true! I've had a couple awkward moments when I didn't know whether or not to shake someone's hand
@TrebleWing2 жыл бұрын
"crimp that like button" Very nice. I want to take a crack at that. Dyno to that subscribe button, and be sure to match that bell.
@HankMil3 жыл бұрын
I love the the belayers who give nonstop beta to their girl partner. At the end the whole gym knows the beta and the frustrated partner. Rule for me #1 have Fun, Dude!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
100%
@GunoiOrdinar3 ай бұрын
Everyone must look at the buff shirtless dude sending the v12
@Joe_Payne2 жыл бұрын
The fist bump thing is so true. I saw an awkward handshake once and they kinda pulled it off but each of them felt really awkward
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
Haha gotta spread the word on the rule man
@provuksmc66192 жыл бұрын
0:47 The shoes on the most left after he took away one pair. DOES ANYONE KNOW THEM? CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME? ive never, never, never seen a shoe more esthetic than this.
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
The butora gomis?
@provuksmc66192 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng thaaaaank youuuuuuu What do you think of them? 🤔 Ive never seen a climbing shoe looking more sexy than these
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
@@provuksmc6619 they fit well for my foot shape, but the issue is they feel like a wet suit. Its like all rubber everywhere and its a fricken bitch to get on before breaking them in, performance is good though. Its a medium stiff shoe which is generally my preference when climbing
@shaggyburns2 жыл бұрын
"it's okay buddy, walk it off." LOL
@Rob_Pap2 жыл бұрын
That last one is pin point accurate : just try it, if you fail, you'll get it next time
@jugglingeek2 жыл бұрын
Was that a Wilhelm Scream at the end? Lol
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
For the people of culture
@josephbarling53412 жыл бұрын
“Taking off your shirt gives you a +5 strength buff” This guy definitely plays souls games 😂
@angelromero15263 жыл бұрын
“Climbers don’t shake, we fist each other”
@kraljgrimiz2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it would be good to tell( not overexplane) the real rules..for example..wixh volumes are allowed to touch and how to know wich holds to touch in the start...rtc
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
Thats all gym specific so unfortunately youd have to ask the gym staff
@Couldnotexplain2 жыл бұрын
When you fall off a boulder, say you’re wiped out even if your session has only been 30 minutes so far
@Aashishkebab2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you mixed legitimate things with satire LMAO.
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh theyre all legit haha
@tophmyster3 жыл бұрын
Only just realised you're in Melbourne when I recognised blochaus! Can't wait for lockdown to be over, I gotta get climbing again 😭 hope you're holding up okay in this lockdown brother, and hopefully I see you around sometime!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
haha yeah dude i climb everywhere, legit you can catch me at almost any gym especially on weekends. Flow, boulderlab, bayside, la roca, urban climb, blochaus.... i get around haha. But yeah this lock down sucks cause its restricting to being able to make more content. People are waiting for my theory review but I cant even take em out for a spin. Come up and say hi if you ever see me around though
@tophmyster3 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng Oh damn, surprised we haven't crossed paths then! My first climbing ever was actually at Bayside! Before lockdown I was mainly frequenting the Northside gyms. Actually in the process of landing a job at Hardrock, just need lockdown to end so we can get the final interviews done! Totally fair on the content side brother, hopefully restrictions ease soon and you can get back to doing what you love. Hope it all works out for you man 🙏 I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you once we're free!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@tophmyster yeah for sure dude, i had gramps booked for next weekend... guess it aint happening... but I work at flow, so highest chance you'll bump into me there!
@alecfortin69582 жыл бұрын
Some routes do be fr way harder for shorter or taller people though, I’ve def had route setters be making it better or worse for all heights. Its all about overcoming it, but damn its annoying sometimes.
@BeorOng2 жыл бұрын
I help teach the youth squad, sometimes theyre just too small so first i measure em out to see if its still doable any other way and if i think its just impossible for em i just take a hold out the back and put it on the wall while they work it then take it off when they leave for everyone else
@MinhTriesClimbing Жыл бұрын
Me and my friends use "That's right" "way to go" "strong dude" to encourage each other
@marekspulle8523 Жыл бұрын
I'm still concerned about the last one. To avoid stuff like that i just go out of my way to get to the gym early in the morning or so
@eynash3 жыл бұрын
While encouraging other people, you must do so in French or Japanese, Great vid bro
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
Haha spanish is also acceptable, so yell out that venga! Appreciate the love
@eynash3 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng Haha will do
@wellbornyouth3 жыл бұрын
@@BeorOng what about Norwegian, if you've watched far too many Magnus Midtbo videos? Kom igjen!
@BeorOng3 жыл бұрын
@@wellbornyouth haha I have to say I have not heard much Norwegian being shouted out
@johnhong99533 жыл бұрын
@@wellbornyouth i spam this with my friends too haha
@GrubbShowMedia8 ай бұрын
I feel attacked, but I will still be filming my V3 send for the Gram... lol
@Frankkayser2 жыл бұрын
When you meet that dude/dudette always ask for the first question how long they are already in the gym