Sam neglecting his wife and children to play videogames for ONLY 12 hours straight?? Wow, you're getting a lot better, Sam!
@rumplstiltztinkerstein8 ай бұрын
At least he has a reason for it this time.
@TheLordFragger8 ай бұрын
Plus snacking on chewing tobacco in his basement.
@moodystew6908 ай бұрын
But don't forget how he neglected tarkov for 5 months
@ddums898 ай бұрын
Can we get a $ amount of how much he made from the stream and this video combined? Then we can do the math of finding out what his income was for this endeavor.
@TheLordFragger8 ай бұрын
@@EZReezy You put it in your mouth. So basically it is a modern version of chewing tobacco. Less disgusting maybe.
@HR_PaperStacks8 ай бұрын
It was nice of Sam to take time out of his tunnel-digging schedule in NYC to play Tarkov for us
@t--w52038 ай бұрын
Shekelscheme
@whiskeytango90408 ай бұрын
He came out of the sewer just to make this video?
@Guaguadeath8 ай бұрын
Lmao he got caught up in them secret synagogues
@Bezokay8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@kris51878 ай бұрын
fucking LOL
@EarthChanGames8 ай бұрын
The first 16 seconds of the video makes me know it’s gonna be a good video
@Nomoneyman98 ай бұрын
I made it through the first 16 and was like oh yeah we got a banger
@Ladle668 ай бұрын
meh
@thicks47838 ай бұрын
Strange, first 16 seconds for me was a kfc ad, same energy though
@grimslayerxx8 ай бұрын
Correction- The first 36 seconds.
@koopis90548 ай бұрын
DEADASS
@GhostyWhosty-8 ай бұрын
The way he drags loot from larger rigs and backpacks into his moderately smaller equipped rig and backpack is such an elite gamer move
@TippyJenkins8 ай бұрын
Then he drags the rig or bag into the larger one like an elite. Or normal tarkov player idk i aont played in a year and a bit
@SmolKTN3 ай бұрын
Most under-rated comment here.
@fabian60878 ай бұрын
Alright that was uh.. That was a good Scav run. Uuuhhh... We got a lot of, got a lotta good kills. -General Sam, after extracting raid with 2 out of 4 teammates lost in battle, zero enemy contact
@Bounty22238 ай бұрын
Nobody (important) left behind
@peenplays42198 ай бұрын
I read that as soon as sam was saying it. Crazy
@cosmonauthal76518 ай бұрын
Man watching this makes me realizes that if BSG just worked on Communication,Deadlines, Cheaters, Infrastructure, Que Times ,Net Code, Optimization, Audio, Bug testing, UI enhancements, Patch updating, balancing, overall direction, In game economy, End game, Beginning game, Middle Game,Armor, Bullet penetration, Pricing advantage’s, power creep, hit reg, the massive amounts of down time etc. they might have something, so close.
@KiddBuu_8 ай бұрын
And next they’re working on overhauling the game’s graphics. Super interested to see where that goes and when it’ll happen.
@cookechris288 ай бұрын
@@KiddBuu_ FOR WHAT POSSIBLE PURPOSE
@KiddBuu_8 ай бұрын
@@cookechris28 I’m assuming visibility/lighting and just making the game look better in general. Supposedly they’re reworking the rendering system, so possibly better performance as well.
@ScorpionCA4 ай бұрын
Too bad, you get $100 upgrade for stuff EOD was promised and pay-to-win items
@cosmonauthal76514 ай бұрын
@@ScorpionCA oh the sarcasm in my comment I hope made it through the game is a fucking mess on all fronts lol.
@tkorab18 ай бұрын
nothing makes me happier than the annual hour long tarkov video from sammy
@michaeldakota98588 ай бұрын
00:18 felt that
@teddiedoggo89658 ай бұрын
every 10 months
@dolphin88158 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than the anal hour long tarkov video from sammy
@dominicrichardson55468 ай бұрын
You won't realise it at the time but one of them will be the last
@PartyGoy8 ай бұрын
1@@teddiedoggo8965
@solland22898 ай бұрын
Sam knew he'd have to release a banger video if he wanted us to ignore his activities in the NYC tunnels
@monkeysoulz8 ай бұрын
The way Sam drags loot into his inventory after who knows how many wipes gives me strength
@yagnenttv8 ай бұрын
Him and Aqua have to be related at this point
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq8 ай бұрын
It’s a perfectly matched duo. Both are absolute fucking bots 😂
@w-dad40408 ай бұрын
He clicks the search button when you can just click in the unsearched black box
@hdjono33518 ай бұрын
@@Khornecussionhe’s saying the fact that Sam has played for years and still doesn’t Control Click stuff into his inventory and then organize everything
@therealamon8 ай бұрын
The ctrl key gets neglected so much
@easton79788 ай бұрын
It’s insane how little Sam and Poob play video games outside the podcast. They’re always so funny
@bbbbbbb515 ай бұрын
I've seen Poob he funny maybe 1 or 2 times ever.
@chuck-gj1ip8 ай бұрын
There's nothing stranger than seeing Sam win a 2v1, how did the rat man manage that
@fernandoferraz41468 ай бұрын
Nicotine
@ryanmaris19178 ай бұрын
I think our rat has developed in to partial chad. He’s still has the mind and instincts of a rat but the ability of a chad.
@plasticbag41028 ай бұрын
the other guys were holding some cheese
@smilestheemo33658 ай бұрын
He hit em with the rat attack
@D3xt3r338 ай бұрын
@@ryanmaris1917 a rat can only devolve into a chad !!! get it straight next time ! rat council is watching you
@bazzdavis81958 ай бұрын
Honestly its really nice to see sam and aqua playing again
@ItsVeX8 ай бұрын
Most memorable intro to a video I've seen in a while
@mydrillasanjay53977 ай бұрын
Miss vexx 🥵
@HTacianas8 ай бұрын
Sam is the kind of guy to frag his squadmate just to get the parcel of brownies his mom sent him
@nothanks55208 ай бұрын
wtf kind of unit of measurement is that?
@jonholla6463Ай бұрын
@@nothanks5520it's not lol a parcel is a package
@Arkhestra25 күн бұрын
mans gotta eat
@GastroGoblin8 ай бұрын
I laughed harder than I should at the "I am such a fucking loser" because I can relate about the kids and in laws thing, and the Black Hawk Down bit was fucking kino.
@WreKMann8 ай бұрын
It was an honor to be a representative of the community!
@itsmydemise69698 ай бұрын
the goblin himself
@joaquingutierrez58478 ай бұрын
bro so what were you saying under those stairs? Goblin noises?
@WreKMann8 ай бұрын
Yoda sounds lol @@joaquingutierrez5847
@nvg39718 ай бұрын
Oh boy, it's a good day to not have my heart randomly explode so I can witness this blessed hour
@andrewbrowne78318 ай бұрын
Oh boy, I sure do love my appendix. It would be a shame if it were to explode.
@martinszymanski26078 ай бұрын
what the fuck is this comment lol thank you
@madysonluvs8 ай бұрын
i’m concerned but also laughing
@rannnoch8 ай бұрын
your heart will now self destruct in 3... 2.... 1...
@sugarysweetjoker16648 ай бұрын
Awh dude same, except i'm one day late but still!
@Blackobluna8 ай бұрын
"I've been considering... taking my own life." "...Well get on with it, loser"
@SappyEuphoria8 ай бұрын
Seeing aqua and Sam talk again after aqua murdered those hobos is so nice to see truly a god amongst men able to contain that beast and have him stream and entertain
@ItsJabo8 ай бұрын
The new Tarkov wipe has been so fun - so glad to see you back on it
@oak62328 ай бұрын
Hey! I love your videos bro and that's awesome that you like Sam's content too! Keep up the good content bro. Make takrov videos! I'd love to watch those.
@devbino22728 ай бұрын
jabooo!!!
@skipper_43958 ай бұрын
My year just isn’t complete without sam being a slave for 12 hours in tarkov
@pgillett4208 ай бұрын
aqua and sam banter is everything ive needed in my life
@theShermanator8 ай бұрын
More Tarkov with Sam again, let's goo Edit: 20:57 Sam just died behind that pillar without the guy being visible, love Tarkov netcode lmao
@JustmeIguess8 ай бұрын
Wait you play tactical shooters also?
@theShermanator8 ай бұрын
~2100 hrs in Tarkov alone, been watching Sam for a good bit@@JustmeIguess
@Zargabaath8 ай бұрын
"Netcode" hehehehe
@sovietuwunionbruh78578 ай бұрын
I would have shit my self with rage
@ronnie93798 ай бұрын
@@Zargabaath well isn't it the netcode? It's not just "Random desync" when that stuff happens. What it seems some people don't understand, is that there is a consistent delay between what you see, and what is happening server side. it's always around .25 - .5 seconds of delay, more if there's high ping. But it's a result of the netcode working in such a way that it takes extra time for the client side to pick up whats happening on server side
@Goose20018 ай бұрын
46:11 The musket volley made me laugh out loud
@kevynwolf8 ай бұрын
this is exactly what I needed to stop me from going out to my car to get the Mossberg out of the trunk on my lunch break today
@lordfatcock8 ай бұрын
gaming
@jeremywarner8998 ай бұрын
Hour long lunch breaks are necessary bruh .
@kevynwolf8 ай бұрын
@@jeremywarner899 id go ballistic if all I got was 30 mins every day
@vladvalo8 ай бұрын
Cringe
@kg72198 ай бұрын
So are u one of those guys who comments on reels of couples talkin abt how their “double barrel looks real kissable rn” or what ? Cuz those jokes are pretty lame like I get being depressed and wanting to make light of it but damn therapy is not that expensive my guy lmfao
@ChristianCarlburg8 ай бұрын
"Now watch this drive" is a running gag in my friend group. I was so happy when sam mentioned that clip lmao
@Arkhestra25 күн бұрын
its a risky maneuver because if you botch the task you look like a huge asshole lol but if you nail it... 😏
@Gloocar8 ай бұрын
The claymore play was absolutely hilarious hahahaha
@dipperq8 ай бұрын
how did he know, coz i died there once
@sevensins35848 ай бұрын
@@dipperqhe probably found out the same way you did lol
@ratking10388 ай бұрын
Never heard poob that mad lmao
@kylephaneufmusic8 ай бұрын
I pissed myself when Sam said “one volley.”
@Erodent8 ай бұрын
"my eyes know what my eyes see" is one of sams best lines ever dropped if you ask me lmfao
@Local_Waifu7 ай бұрын
truly a gift to us all ngl
@Darkness5278 ай бұрын
Please add a VOD of the entire 12 hours. It would be like an annual gift.
@kovacsmilan9937 ай бұрын
its on twitch i am watching it as i speak
@The_Haruspex5 ай бұрын
@@kovacsmilan993 Then what the fuck are you doing here in the YT comments.
@chemicalgamingtv11848 ай бұрын
I just started playing tarkov and found Sam and he's probably my favorite tarkov content maker. Lol everyone is so serious all the time lol
@Happy_dad-7714 күн бұрын
He's the best tarkov only creator ever
@beatboxingchicken11267 ай бұрын
Poob ready to take the L for teamkilling then Sam bringing up lack of communication slowly festers into an arguement 😂
@itstomm82338 ай бұрын
YOU WASN'T GETTING A LIKE, UP UNTIL YOU STRANGLED THE LADY AT THE PARK xD hilarious
@reeeeeeegirl7778 ай бұрын
im from paraguay (now living in brazil) and you should totally get yerba mate, i strongly advise you to drink it with cold water and to follow a tutorial soo you dont clog your litttle straw thing. also there is a proper way to put the herbs soo it doesnt end up nasty I tutorial: 1) get your guampa (proper cup for yerba mate with cold water (called tereré)) and put your cool straw in (it looks like a spoon with little holes) I 2) put the straw in the cup and fill with yerba mate a bit more than half way and tilt the cup soo the mate makes like a "slide" covering the straw (the hole is where you will put your cold water) I 3) fill it with water on the hole and let the mate hidrate, then put more water and suck it tru the straw i guess tips: for the first few refills you should'nt suck on it with too much force or you will end up clogging the holes of the straw at first it will be really bitter but then it just kind of goes away, you can refill it as much as you want but it is like chewing gum, the flavor will gradually go away and it will become bland
@BuckScrotumn8 ай бұрын
Sam really is the biggest pos teammate you could ever have the misfortune of accompanying. He repeatedly team kills in what is possibly one of the most hardcore and punishing games of all time. The fact that they all repeatedly sacrifice their entire kits for a bad joke and DON'T have a complete meltdown is incredible. Sam is entertaining as hell but never in a million years would I team up with him on Tarkov. I worked way too hard for my few roubles. 🤣🤣🤣
@Happy_dad-7714 күн бұрын
So you would have a complete melt down
@redisanicecolor13 күн бұрын
4:30 Sam camping on the stairs then realizing bro drank the poison koolaid is so good.
@GumDumble8 ай бұрын
I see you made it out of the New York tunnels unscathed Sam 🎉
@VikkieEule8 ай бұрын
Sam and aqua are back together, nature is healing
@DatsWhatHeSaid8 ай бұрын
And what Sam didn't show here, but was shown on Aqua's part, is that Aqua found a GPU, _told_ Sam about it, and Sam didn't kill him..! Wild.
@Local_Waifu7 ай бұрын
unheard of@@DatsWhatHeSaid
@xC4N4D14NB4C0Nx8 ай бұрын
Watching you take advantage of your closest friends inspires me to be more ruthless in the workplace.
@shanesonksen15157 ай бұрын
That man you guys were referencing at 42:45 is Dewayne from Dry Creek Wrangler school. I highly recommend watching some of his videos. He speaks humbly and honestly, providing fantastic pearls of wisdom.
@whysosleepyjoe28118 ай бұрын
I have been rewatching days as a slave for 2 years now im so glad to add another to the collection 🙌
@Splomf8 ай бұрын
Cant believe Sam would become a Nicotine addict for our entertainment. What dedication!
@wealthybone29908 ай бұрын
Wait more 12 hours from Sam? Oh this is wonderful and what a way to start 2024 with Sam, it was one of my favorite series's from Sam and I'm hapoy he went back to it.
@rhynekillian80808 ай бұрын
An hour Tarkov video AND Aqua is present. This is peak entertainment right here!
@RenoMay8 ай бұрын
Sam’s got me craving a ZYN rn
@OhNoesDeadPixel8 ай бұрын
Sam: Why would i want the placenta!? Also Sam: Hey, Zach.. So i found this recipe online.
@Corzappy8 ай бұрын
I’m honored to have been present for the filming of this glorious video.
@callmejoive41367 ай бұрын
sam blowing up poob just honsetly made me understand why people dont wanna play games with this guy jesus christ it would feel like playing with a toddler
@MrSkuddawg8 ай бұрын
Just when we needed him most, our Rat King Returns. Thank You good Sir.
@Judge_OnYouTube8 ай бұрын
9:04 - I was in the stream at this point, and let me tell you, myself and roughly 500 other people were spamming the chat with "HEAVY BLEED" and "USE THE ESMARCH". He let that puppy sit there and bleed him dry for more than a minute. Good times.
@99Plastics8 ай бұрын
The cheater litrally gaslighting both of them and the entire stream "Your eyes were just lagging guys...."
@michaelmarsh17233 ай бұрын
That charcuterie board though, dood. That's real love right there to put that kinda work into feeding your spouse when they're goofin' in the basement for literally half a day and leaving you to handle the ankle-biters
@YodelyDodely8 ай бұрын
Sam gives me cool uncle vibes, but like the cool uncle that should absolutely not be left with the kids alone
@thomash.calloway47088 ай бұрын
it's crazy I went from being a kid watching your skyrim videos to playing tarkov, hoping to collect your tag. glad to see that you still make videos haven't watched ya for 8 ish years
@AyatoxNayeon8 ай бұрын
How long I’ve waited to see Sam playing tarkov again
@Ponzone-x2j8 ай бұрын
Sam casually drinks Modelo is a huge twist for me and im here for it
@madman4077088 ай бұрын
Wife, children, In-Laws? Fuck em, it's just you and the box now
@treyfruge57975 ай бұрын
"it's just me and the box now"
@TheSparrowLooksUp8 ай бұрын
Aqua FPS being alarmingly relatable is the highlight of this odyssey.
@mudchumper99134 ай бұрын
I don’t like Aqua’s gaslighting in this video. I think Sam’s constant actions in those social deduction games has genuinely affected the way Aqua views our sweet little rat.
@grimsleeper6538 ай бұрын
Best video sam has made in years. This was absolute comedy gold.
@Daniel-sj2hq8 ай бұрын
I have a friend from university who’s first child was conceived while him and his fiancée were watching a stream
@Tom-x2h5u5 ай бұрын
Damn
@bellidrael74578 ай бұрын
I love how the 'makes gunshot sound when you throw grenades' bug hasn't been fixed in like 2 years.
@ghasthunter68498 ай бұрын
That's a bug!? thought it was a feature lol
@Uegue8 ай бұрын
Really hoping to see Tarkov content from you this year. I assume you've really disliked the last few wipes but from what I can tell this is one of the best ones so far. Even if it's not Tarkov, keep up the amazing work.
@cosmonauthal76518 ай бұрын
The constant shitting on the game from the community, Sam openly talking about how much the game has been run into the ground, Pestily making a third video this month on cheaters,I wouldn’t count on it lol.
@toryspelling77375 ай бұрын
when I watch these I remember why I love tarkov so much. I'll be back next wipe for the sweet torture that is the best game ever made
@illidoth4 ай бұрын
oof
@AdubsYT4 ай бұрын
aged like fkn cheese lol
@quiteindeed68098 ай бұрын
Sam is enjoying the wipe despite never wiping in real life.
@XuroX.8 ай бұрын
Nice joke....... so creative......
@quiteindeed68098 ай бұрын
@@XuroX. Thanks :D
@RyansBeans8 ай бұрын
This, Kenshi and Reddit food vids are my favorite series on yt and frequently rewatch
@VitalityWolf8 ай бұрын
THE RETURN OF THE KING! The editing in this one was fantastic.
@Barbedyllo8 ай бұрын
It just came out how are you already talking in the past tense
@BrandonTheFern8 ай бұрын
Bro is fishing for likes. It came out 5 minutes ago.
@CybrSlydr8 ай бұрын
I've never laughed as hard in a Sam video as I did during this intro. Absolute masterclass. Only thing make it better? End of the video, play the intro for his in-laws when he picks up his kids.
@CrabQueen8 ай бұрын
I miss the PSA's
@PotatoeChews8 ай бұрын
To think, i've been watching Sam since the skate 3 edits, man has come a long way!
@landondehart30328 ай бұрын
36 seconds in and Sam is flaming his in laws about tailgating their daughter
@NinjaAwes0me8 ай бұрын
Aqua Saying " I used to think you were more normal" @37:28 really got me
@pumpkin9684Ай бұрын
13:30 this didn’t age well…
@Kuchie_Kid8 ай бұрын
I used to put Sam's playlists on my TV, my girlfriend at the time actually threw a fit, got mad, and started yelling at me to turn it off. Funniest thing I ever saw.
@Mattyice27048 ай бұрын
What’s the game at 52:36
@ghasthunter68498 ай бұрын
Diablo 2 Resurrected
@SuperStruct8 ай бұрын
This is like a second Christmas Sam great job producing this film
@WekoIG8 ай бұрын
what is this
@orionsofamous8 ай бұрын
Don’t comment too much on Poob’s stream he’ll ban you 😂😂
@Benladen3288 ай бұрын
12 hours a salve II
@offlineandy8 ай бұрын
@@orionsofamousPapaPoob would never do such a heinous thing
@offlineandy8 ай бұрын
@@orionsofamousAqua? Maybe, due to his unhinged nature and the vile allegations, but Poob? Nah
@orionsofamous8 ай бұрын
@@offlineandy Sam and Poob talk about it on the last Patreon episode. He banned me bc I said like 4 questions and he gets so pissed if you talk about it
@dominicsaraga15178 ай бұрын
As someone who drinks Yerba Mate regularly - A good example of a comparison between yerba & tea. Tea Is like milk chocolate and yerba is like eating 95% coco chocolate. Only benefit I've seen is that the caffeine high lasts way longer / is way stronger with no come down effects.
@TheRealCreepo6 ай бұрын
Sam i love your videos but can you please stop telling the "piss" story, its literally the fourth or fifth video you have told the same story
@thijssie19878 ай бұрын
its a long ass time since I laughed audibly at a video, the intro did it for me. Thanks for the experience.
@tjwally78Ай бұрын
Find it funny that this is back in my recommended right before twitch drops start again.
@Kevin-tw4uw8 ай бұрын
I love all of Sam's relationships are like the big guy in prison people hate but have to be his friend for protection
@Asstrollogist7 ай бұрын
Half way through you can tell how cooked Sam is getting
@kyyappeeh8 ай бұрын
Seeing Sam and Aqua talking again after Aqua systematically filled up Sam's mailbox and chimney with straw figures for months on end makes me grin from ear to ear.
@Talcum_X8 ай бұрын
You'll love yerba mate. It's fire
@redfawx80838 ай бұрын
I love the amount of games you cover, you have shown me a few good games I enjoy deeply. Keep switching it up.
@jaythered4207 ай бұрын
This game is pure ASMR. Literally the only reason I still watch Sam play this hahaha 🤣
@perryborn27778 ай бұрын
The whole "Ya dun gud buddy!" chapter was awesome, I could hardly stop laughing
@far2noble3868 ай бұрын
your inlaws where prob like "YES 12 HOURS WITH THE GRANDKIDS!"
@ootw96008 ай бұрын
The dog i babysit binge watches your content
@alexandernapier148 ай бұрын
Every year this video pops up I think “another? Is this even worth my time?” ..yes yes it is. Always forgot how funny Sam is. This fucks.
@NielsMulvad8 ай бұрын
Sams balding more and more each video is so good to see, his 9head slowly morphing into a 10head is what we are all here for.
@redinmolator8 ай бұрын
As an argentinian, I have to clear something about mate. It's not made with tea leaves, it's made with yerba mate, which is bitter as f@cking hell BUT gets along very well with very sweet and/or very salty food, and has a flavor that blends wonderfully with citrus peels and other botanic herbs like mint and rosemary.
@CholfDaysleeper8 ай бұрын
Getting Drunk on New Belgium Honey Orange Tripel and watching 12 Hours a Slave 2: Electric Boogaloo? yes please.
@SpamolockShingles8 ай бұрын
I honestly forgot about Sam…till today i remember growing up watching his Skyrim videos
@sweedin698 ай бұрын
I love the ADS zoom like Sam doesn't just fire in the general direction of the enemy
@KiddBuu_8 ай бұрын
Never did I expect to hear Armored Core’s Nineball theme on GeneralSam’s channel.
@jonnywest47998 ай бұрын
I'm so glad to see more lettuce on here. I love that man. Definitely the most breedable. iykyk
@Mr.WoolyNipples8 ай бұрын
Feared that we wouldn't get another tarky video but they will never disappoint EVER
@arpadgargya11348 ай бұрын
God a miss Sam tarkov videos broo THE RAT KING IS BACK BABAY!!!!