13 Hours A Slave

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[@captainniceguy1562]

i watched the whole 13 hours of Sam live after the 9 hour mark Sams mental state begins to decline, it was like watching your grandfather slowly lose his mind to Alzheimer's but in 13 hours

[@donatter1042]

Sounds funny

[@AcherontiaStyx]

It's like listening to Everywhere at the End of Time but with more forehead

[@moonen1709]

someone else Jesus fucking Christ that album

[@bodywithoutorgans172]

@@AcherontiaStyx oh FUCK I forgot about that album...

[@kollu8896]

andrew bayse no one cares

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

I love that Sam incessantly roasts whoever's with him, and if nobody's with him, he roasts the only person left: Himself.

[@peacegawd5192]

Anbody can get it. I love it.

[@fookinkoont]

When you can roast yourself fr, everythings fair game. Its the op strat plz dont nerf

[@steelcider-9508]

I thought you only commented on forgotten weapons vids lol

[@Peadeymclovin]

Or his wife

[@PGTRegard]

Shouldn't you be over at Forgotten Weapons? Finding you on random videos makes my day.

[@AdamSandlerAttackCrab1337]

I’m afraid FOR Sam, the tarkov devs will make him a streamer for the promise of cornflakes and rubles

[@WhyGodby]

This

[@trevorjaster4072]

Lmfao

[@sgt.eclair]

I'm just imagining sam chained to a basement wall, and when Nikitia throws him a handful of cornflakes and roubles, sam just scurries around on the floor trying to eat them as fast as possible

[@bboy_noiz9572]

Filthy rat

[@aaronweinbach3917]

General sam the movie

[@YUKILOID39]

"You're flipping burgers, you're the one that needs the charity" is one of the realest thing's i've heard

[@poptart4098]

I was like" Damn....."

[@williamglass2223]

Tarkov Devs: “A man chooses. A slave obeys.” Power-bottom Sam: *racks AK with malicious intent

[@briant216]

Tarkov Devs "Now would you kindly stream for drops?"

[@crazako]

Sam: *grabs golf club*

[@xS1leNtRapt0rZ]

@@briant216 fuk

[@fatweeb7471]

If Nikita told Sam to bark he would be howling all day

[@jobilobby7884]

General sam is the only KZbinr I know that can consistently make me laugh.

[@taskforce6983]

Jobi Lobby you obviously must not be subscribed to the Feed My Starving Children KZbin channel

[@taskforce6983]

Those commercials are great

[@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424]

Tomato Gaming

[@joshuabernardin5215]

Your obviously got terrible taste

[@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424]

Joshua Bernardin Well that is your opinion and considering you can barely type that out yours is probably.

[@jakewb2316]

Can I just say, Sam is legitimately one of the best entertainers? He's so on point.

[@batteryman3393]

Fr fr keep it 💯

[@prod_yasha]

Yeah a literal gem on KZbin i can’t see myself genuinely watching a straight hour of someone and that entire hour being entertaining EXCEPT for sam and coryxkenshin best youtubers on this site in my opinion

[@chrismcswain6200]

Golden Boy

[@gouda7288]

over an hour of video thats just as funny as the other more edited ones

[@logandunbar2748]

fact

[@RedMenace0]

Sam and Aqua aren't a married couple, they're a divorced couple but still live in the same house for the kids.

[@RedMenace0]

Kids being viewers.

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

@@RedMenace0 i thought the kids were poob and bryan

[@RedMenace0]

@@Rileylego-fq6wc theyre the gay neighbors

[@yepepepep590]

@@RedMenace0 if they’re the gay neighbors, is aqua or Sam the girl

[@llab3903]

@@yepepepep590 they switch

[@skilledasassinboy]

I was 12 minutes in and thought the video was about to end. Realized that this video is over an hour long. Was immediately elated that we got over an hour of quality general Sam content.

[@humbleguardsman5578]

All I have ever wanted was more than 30 minutes of Sam. And here we have not just 45 not even just an hour. A whole Damn one hour and thirty minutes. I can die peacefully now.

[@viper7k]

fuckin same bro, i thought id catch a 12m sam vid before bed, then i realized it was an hour+ long.

[@adamkaneshiro]

But how many times did you nut? Honest

[@SweetandFitting]

I watched the firat hour or so of the stream. Editing makes a big difference.

[@humbleguardsman5578]

@@adamkaneshiro bro when he did that asmr with the can I fucking filled a cup

[@thedankgunslinger8948]

Aqua could be Sam's life long best friend, a brother even. And Sam would still stab him in the back for a McDonald's Sprite.

[@iwanttodie7199]

Or you know for a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich

[@ouro4279]

MM sit in bush outside mcdonalds, see Aqua walk out of a burning building with a sprite, *Snickers like a rat then shoots in back* AND THE RAT STRIKES AGAIN

[@michaelvaldez5098]

Or for ze diet soda

[@wilhelmrosenblad806]

keep it at 666 likes

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

You spelled free cup of water wrong lol jk

[@tame5829]

That 1st PSA was the best advice I've ever received I will cherish that info father sam

[@outka5tz]

Which one? Lol

[@jamesdunn6326]

@@outka5tz 5$ tip

[@outka5tz]

@@jamesdunn6326 stealth edit makin my comment look bad. 😂

[@jailoutafreecard4414]

The secret to surviving a recession is to get a job that never stops rolling. Guns are a great example.

[@100GamesofDeath]

Im a burger flipper. Although i only donate like 2$ or whatever to vets if i can thats no the point. Legit had a horrible night battling not downing a bunch of comet. Was really weird having sam say that it actually helped. If you see this sam know you helped a 22 year old burger flipper for atleast one more night. Call it cringe all you want but thanks sam

[@Antonleavesacomment]

You guys realise sam said that this was his favourite video because it has the most ads

[@richardhunter3441]

Jew

[@slomnim]

Classic rat

[@notliterallyme]

I don’t think sam cares about that, his over an hour long dark souls 3 video had a bunch of ads from youtube he decided to take off

[@Rem694u2]

Nah, it is some of his best work by far. lol

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

fair enough

[@jacobbaker9389]

Sam: "I've never said or done anything that makes me unelectable" Also Sam: " I would love to see a convicted rapist in the Oval Office"

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

What... Again?

[@omnituber236]

When he says that, it's really just self-promotion as a part of his presidential campaign.

[@ummallama7644]

Also also Sam: "If I'm going be accused of Paedophoelia I wanna have at least done it."

[@RecklessXIII]

Sam playing Tarkov and bestowing rat knowledge is like that scene from Ratatouille where Remy is teaching 100s of other rats how to cook.

[@CalSprigley]

Couldn’t agree more

[@blackloud3066]

The fact Sam is probably the only KZbinr who has told anyone to save their money rn is kinda sad

[@datguyquincy]

Definitely

[@crissik8366]

Rossboomsocks from league too, good guy

[@deadxeyexcole4877]

JFJ

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

He's just tricking people because he's a rat Use your worthless money to buy precious gold. Then when the federal reserve and other world banks flood the market with new money to fund the Covid crisis responses, you'll have made a smart investment.

[@Crusader143d]

$PLTR 🚀🚀🚀

[@wulfske]

Timestamps: 1:22: Stream Starts 39:57: Aqua shows up (after taking time off of his busy schedule of beating homeless people) 1:05:33: Poob appears 1:10:53: Aqua goes back to beating hobos

[@thedude6710]

Correction: He beats off hobo's

[@kriffapher]

@@thedude6710 such a kind soul 🥺💕💕

[@jordanmccabe3848]

Thanks for this since sam to fuckin busy and lazy rasing a family and living a better life than me fuck sam

[@ChrisRitty]

@@thedude6710 why not both

[@dolphinopoly1012]

You missed the coomstain

[@AHoardyBoi]

This was arguably one of the best streams that I watched this year.

[@greed7282]

Should I watch this video or watch the full stream?

[@abdullahshahbaz4745]

@@greed7282 flip a coin

[@titoaldunate]

8 ball it

[@LSPD1909]

@@titoaldunate play pool to decide the winner.

[@MrCreeperKicker]

Me: "I wonder how quickly Sam is gonna say Hitler this video." 22 seconds later...

[@TheNutellarulz]

He's already got the Hitler combover going on

[@cirkleobserver3217]

Yeah I don’t know what the fat tard is thinking, save the uncle H drop for the 3 min mark or something. If you do it right away the algo will definitely notice.

[@MrTristan03]

As he said, "you know who else got the most votes too?" I immediately thought the answer, "Hitler" and boom.

[@w90213kjfdjn]

@A X O L O T L the implications are more important

[@redmiller3567]

His got a point his their uniforms tbh

[@richc.4144]

"There is a recession around the corner" man only speaks truth.

[@ebowden1168]

I mean technically we havent hit a recession yet, and we may avoid it depending on how the stock market does this quarter

[@jacobsuper6227]

ebowden we’re currently in a recession. The gdp has dropped for 2 quarters.

[@ebowden1168]

Jacob Super how would that be possible if we haven’t gone through two financial quarters yet

[@jacobsuper6227]

ebowden yes we have

[@jacobsuper6227]

ebowden look at the data from the BEA

[@VelveteenVermilion]

Jesus that look on his face when his wife says she didn’t get him anything, I thought he was about to demonstrate just how hefty those mics he’s always advertising.

[@shypup5675]

Loved that bit lmao, when he just turns and give her this "bitch what?!" look I lost my mind giggling

[@jolonghthong]

Time?

[@simonyung5448]

Shawn McHugh Stock about 1:19:11

[@jolonghthong]

Simon P thxxxxxxxxxxx

[@kieranmilner1295]

thought he was gonna do a gamer move and put abby in her place

[@2ARM2]

Literally like 2 minutes in "OH YEAH"

[@GeneralSam]

thanks bro

[@Chimera144]

@@GeneralSam thanks?

[@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless]

auwh yiah

[@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless]

The Truth is telling the truth

[@DufulPlays]

@The Truth POGGERS

[@roganchapman5700]

Legendary stream, my favourite part was having it at 160p, muted and minimized while I did something else and profited from the drops, love you Sam

[@pelicanpelican2055]

“he’s a mixer guy now”..

[@harryrobson3181]

Mixer PepeLaugh

[@Bergmanmalton]

Oh no no no

[@vali69]

That aged like milk

[@keepingeel7874]

@Josh Burton he still has facebook gaming

[@toddhoward1498]

I’m rewatching after Sam said this was his best video Pretty epic ngl

[@marshall2828]

Yep

[@Dexteritas55]

gang

[@willamette9691]

Same

[@devinmurps4915]

Squad

[@WillyBoyy]

Same. The PSA funny af tho

[@ren4issance-754]

Awaiting the Kenshi episode where you turn the lord Phoenix into your own personal darth vader, to your rat king emperor palpatine.

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Nah, the Tarkov devs and fans got him by the balls. He’ll even admit it, but he’s got that cynic charm, so you just brush it off

[@marsal2000]

hit or miss girl is actually a girl, the trap thing was a meme, memed on so hard she had to specify her profile thats shes female gold comment: "never thought i'd accidentally remain straight" top kek

[@iphgfqweio]

Ok, simp

[@monneyman8848]

@@iphgfqweio he's just stating a fact

[@ConradFiat]

Even then, How is that transphobic anyhow. Dudes can dress in girls clothes. Nothing wrong with that, Ammirite.

[@sometimeslol5578]

@Papa Shanghoe cringe statement cringe statement

[@annihilist2426]

Ryan Klee no

[@swyft1872]

23:13 Miyamoto Musashi was a supposed honorable man who won many duels. In reality he did shit like arriving late to a duel, angering his opponent, and using the rising sun behind him to blind his opponent... Musashi is a rat, and Sam is the new Musashi

[@fv7594]

Sounds to me that he was pretty smart guy

[@gamingmaster6377]

Musashi sounds like he would tie your shoelaces from both shoes and place banana peels in comically dangerous places

[@MangoMan139]

So he fought smartly

[@po0tttv252]

The title has gained my attention

[@Yackattack22]

9:20 when Sam talks about the Nazi uniforms, and he realizes that they’re not on the same page, Sam the intelligent human being he is realizes that he’s not getting the reaction he wanted. So then Sam instantly switches it to something that he knows is less bad to save the awkwardness for the rest of the podcast. This shit is hilarious and you can tell from a mile away that Sam can realize this isn’t going well

[@georgepeterthony9011]

This Format is Gold. It's a shame that your never streaming again.

[@D34doneTTV]

Lmao, “I didn’t wanna crawl around begging for bits on twitch” Confirmed as his second sentence on stream was “can you guys stop subbing?” Lmfaoooo

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

I was living in Tallahassee again for most of 2020 and every day I was terrified I'd be exposed to General Sam in real life. It really took the edge off of the COVID panic.

[@jefficus_9351]

He doesnt leave the house.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@jefficus_9351 he’ll lure you in

[@apexshinbi638]

2012: "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to make money online while doing what you love?" 2020: *"I will now undo ONE button because you payed my utility bill"*

[@carter3568]

The amount of willpower it takes to be in a relationship with Sam, Abby not only deserves my respect but she deserves the Green Lantern ring.

[@madmannn9576]

Plus Thors hammer

[@AMnotQ]

And a Purple Heart.

[@willieearles3151]

@@AMnotQ The purple heart will go great with the purple marks around her eyes from her "disagreements" with Sam!

[@packi1036]

"no one gets PTSD more then people that play this game." that couldnt be truer.. i can hear scavs screaming in my nightmares sam... what do i do anymore, oh no theyre getting louder

[@BorealCoGm]

Every word is getting longer, the Scavs are getting louder. When the apple juice runs out, time stops, and you're stuck in the jungle forever.

[@adriansinke7164]

@@BorealCoGm holy fuck is that a motherfucking katana zero reference?!?!

[@helexable]

idk if you played insurgency sandstorm when the beta just released the AI dieing in that game was so realistic i had to turn it off sometimes especially if you burned them it was terrifyingly realistic and sickening

[@dchil15]

I was at work and froze up because I thought I heard a grenade. Turns out someone dropped a spanner.

[@trashcompactorYT]

I've never been so happy to stare at the same page for an hour and a half and you KNOW it's gonna be a good round of Tarkov when Papa Sam downs 4 Valium two raids in

[@CimmanonK]

Hearing the "it's a magazine not a clip" line knowing this was Much earlier than the short Charlie drama is very funny to hear. Love coming back to these older videos of Sam with these little nuggets. Glad he still streams

[@craigharrison5406]

"half the stream was spent bullying aqua the other half was spent organizing my stash." Funny and true.

[@K11NNGG]

Sam: "you're around 20 years old" Me, a 20 year old: *sweats nervously* Edit: holy Jesus thanks for the likes

[@thatonegoblin7051]

If y'aint sweating while watching Sam u aint a real fan.

[@seb9995]

Imagine not waking up screaming drenched in sweat after having fever dreams of sam's manmeat

[@dakotarhodes2902]

seb9995 please seek help. some of the strongest minds have been destroyed by the horny.

[@taxmanmsu6436]

Me, a 35 year old: *frown*

[@Maximus2563]

one more year

[@walkerwilliams1546]

Someone went after his Diet Coke and he just calls him out instantly

[@i_big_dorrk4749]

Love how Sam “predicted” the recession

[@iditchedmytruckinunity2395]

Came looking for this comment

[@JeronimoStilton14]

Was anyone actually caught unaware by it lol

[@powderedwater4742]

No its okay the senile old guy in charge changed the definition of a recession so we're actually fine guys we're not in a recession rn

[@alfatejpblind6498]

Ahh I love monopoly capital. Its actually amazing to me that they have managed to convince people that it is Russia’s fault that prices are rising (other than gas and heating in Europe)

[@thewaffler43]

"They wore cool outfits" 10/10 this is gonna get demonetized.

[@leperiv4378]

their leader mustache was hot ngl

[@cirkleobserver3217]

Music was pretty good to bro

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Cirkle Observer Singing about pretty girls and your favorite parachute is based

[@camwhalen5306]

Does anyone else hear the reserve alarm after a long tarkov session , when you're trying to sleep.

[@DankimusPrime420]

My nightmares

[@curtiscutler43]

Omg deadass me too😂😂

[@williamglass2223]

Sams friendship to Aqua is akin to Hitler’s relationship to Mussolini. Aqua will be doing Chad stuff, and you know Sam would turn on him for a pack of croutons.

[@vexcine]

I'm new to EFT and being the ultra gamer I refuse to look at actual guides or extraction points. Loads into Reserves and runs into an apartment by a helicopter. Got 2 bars of soap, a screwdriver, and some croutons. Heard a door open (idk if I did or not) and 3 footsteps. Sat there for about 10 minutes looking at a doorway. Never heard anymore footsteps or doors or gunshots. I eventually found my way out and followed the perimeter fence until reaching a huge grassland opening. "Oh this must be an extraction zone"- stepped on 2 seperate landmines before realizing the death screen before me was an outcome to my misadventure. Lesson learned: never pick up anything more than a box of ammo unless I wish promptly and immediately die via heart attack by anxiety from the wind blowing a little bit faster than usual

[@Hachiae]

5:00 fun fact "silencer" is in the original patent, so tell em to suck it

[@YouGoFlu]

@Cpt Dinosaur in sub sonic ammo it will. Plus in the definition the names are synonymous.

[@reckyourself6948]

@Cpt Dinosaur It makes it a fuck ton quieter than normal.

[@MUJUNKY]

yeah the maxim silencer. to think they used to cost the equivalent of 100-200 bucks today with no BS tax stamps.

[@MrRaja]

Ok time to call it a Quieter.

[@bigbalticbox]

@@MrRaja "Hey bro, pass me that Quieter." "The WHAT!?" "The Quieter, bro."

[@wazal1281]

Me: Not paying attention Sam: Hey pay attention Me:* looks up at my computer* "Sorry" School teaches you some great habits

[@jimi6505]

same

[@_nanking5374]

time stamp?

[@andrews4527]

@@_nanking5374 23:05

[@killerxXtacoXx]

Honestly Sam, Thanks for being a motivation in my life. So many of your speeches and ending lines are actually hugely inspirational to me. I'm not flipping burgers right now, pretty close but not yet.

[@safari8721]

A 1 hour and 20 min video? This will either be the highlight of Sam’s career, or the end of it.

[@LawsonLindseyFishing]

Sammy bout to hit a millllllll

[@lunaseur327]

For real

[@kappu9418]

@@lunaseur327 no.

[@PunchThePillow]

Quick everyone unsub

[@mikesantiago8536]

lawson stfu

[@oakenmind]

Cant wait been here for almost 5 years since he was at like 30k. such a nice thing to see my favorite boy almost a 1 million.

[@Cup_70]

looking back I can feel Norm's influence in Sam's cadence, jokes and delivery.

[@cruzer6571]

Rewatching this in lack of good tarkov content. Literally the ONLY stream were I stayed for more than an hour.

[@TheeHistoryTeacher]

Agreed. Most of it is people saying they knkow the best way to play with 200,000 rubs

[@ghostiebaka2809]

“Here’s the condensed highlight version that’s still overly wrong” I was legit thought it was 30-40 minutes and then KABLOW actual long video. Thanks Sam do this shit more

[@oliverbass2462]

"13 hours a slav"* come on now Sam

[@bigjiminya1019]

I like how sam makes his stream a full experience with no downtime, its great. Best streamer dude

[@bouhnd3231]

6:18 Sam is a legend for this. What a genuine guy, almost makes me wanna kiss him on the lips

[@bmore.b1g_wh1t35]

I love how he doesnt stream for over a year and comes back and gets over 10k viewers.Fuckin legendary.

[@benjaminfreij3689]

no it's not

[@Speedojesus]

I just realized the FPS in AquaFPS stands for Fiddles Pre-Schoolers

[@MyNameIsHayden]

on the stream there was a whole raid of the "oh yeah" also all the PSA's were awesome.

[@ashere1801]

Are all of them in the video or not?

[@dakotafontenot]

It's were, not where, idiot B)

[@MyNameIsHayden]

@@ashere1801 not sure

[@Hnrypw]

Fell asleep half way through, woke up to “aqua smoke some crack to wake up” so I took the advice an now I can’t sleep

[@putinmahcochin1636]

You need to be a responsible adult and do cocaine like the rest of us.

[@ianwardas5091]

Crack is coke jus not cut gawd why cant anyone responsibly inform people about the beauty of crack

[@troubleinbound]

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"

[@casedistorted]

It works great for a few hours.

[@casedistorted]

@@ianwardas5091 crack is just coke with baking soda added so it’s smokeable and more potent, gawd.

[@Davidnorup]

I have PTSD, from my time as prison officer . And the PTSD joke made me laugh, cheers General sam

[@98HAck]

Navid Dorup

[@granteverett4802]

Saqvin Htiernblad

[@caseysix3183]

I have it from contracting work, just take that prazosin before bed and hope for the best brotha

[@bullshitdepartment]

Or don't take drugs and demolish ur fkin health lmao

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

24:28 He just hit the hardest about face heel switch I've ever seen. Looked he was in the fuckin JROTC and he was trying to impress his intimidating drill captain crush.

[@franzzz7344]

Sam reminds me of that one teacher who says the name of the student who did worst in the class test so that everyone will shame them

[@rustyshackleford1508]

@@bnj9031 watch out, first year psychology major coming through

[@R3VO7UTION]

"I didn't get this forehead job just so I could make $4 come on guys $9 and up"

[@fafafagat]

When he asked "you know who else got the most popular vote?" I said 'Hitler' and then took a bite out of my food. Sam said Hitler as I ate my food and i almost choked.

[@PoisonBannana]

Did you know that conquistadors and pilgrims killed more people than Hitler and Stalin combined?

[@janfungusamon4926]

@@PoisonBannana yeah but who defends the conquistadors lmao.

[@ddewcifer]

@@PoisonBannana Based, Colonialism was good.

[@fergusmor5546]

Hitler was based.

[@brandongerlord6997]

I C based on what?

[@flo-4207]

Me: Im never gonna watch a 1h20min Video Also me 1h20min later: huh Jokes aside i really enjoy your content and the editing is perfect.

[@notsosaltygaming4561]

When that nazi uniform segment came up I had a swift reminder why Sam is my favorite youtuber And yeah those uniforms were pretty baller ngl

[@Tank_Torn]

When Abby said no I saw the hate in sams eyes, she knew that if she didn’t come back with something she was getting a beating of a life time. But she fixed it so that’s ok

[@GC_Rallo]

Lol that story in the beginning, I'd be so pissed if I dropped a mill on a key, then went to use said key while playing in a squad, just to have one of my teammates run in ahead of me and grab the loot. I'd seriously tell the whole squad "merry christmas guys, you guys have at it, I'll guard the door!" then when they go in to start looting I'd throw a nade in there and shut the damn door

[@punkrockvomit7344]

I came to this channel from his Kenshi videos and I’ve loved him ever since. He inspired me to be a beta male😌, thank you General Sam.

[@ApothecaryJack]

5:45 Sam predicts Sneak0 and Charlie Drama

[@jaytang4954]

"you know who else won a popular vote? uuhhh Hitler" omg im dying hahahaha

[@Crusader143d]

Misinformation from a POG vet

[@SuperfluousMoniker]

Playing Sekiro right now and turned this on for some background noise, first thing I hear is Sam bashing it... OK man

[@rigby117]

Honestly really surprised he thinks it sucks lol.

[@Jon_Bjorck]

I fucking loved that game

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

Dude I played through bloodborne and all the souls games with the exception of demons souls, with joy, couldnt bring myself to keep playing sekiro, just wasnt that interested in the game tbh

[@Fox_Olive]

It’s a great furrrst playthrough especially if you haven’t been spoiled on anything of it. It’s replay ability is almost null though unless you’re a completionist. I love the world of sekiro but man does it pale in comparison to the content depth of the rest of Froms games

[@reddyforlenny9389]

Dark Souls: (Vodka) Hurts like hell but you keep coming back for more and after a while you get used to the pins going down your throat and it becomes a routine thing. Bloodborne: (Rum) burns when underestimated and can knock you off your feet if you think you can just down it like any other drink, but once you learn your limits with it you start to enjoy the rich taste. Sekiro: (Beer) It’s nice, but once you drank it once it’s pretty much the same every time and you would rather have a more flavour in your drinks.

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

Sam plays like he's looting and trading to support his family.

[@grimreefer9324]

I thought Sam’s PSA was supposed to be a sponsor or something. Nope, just him teaching people how to Jew correctly.

[@michaelbrent2297]

"Disgusting humans.... but their outfits were pretty slick"

[@b.n.7325]

“I heard something....” I have PTSD from playing Hunt: Showdown. God it’s so bad.

[@KvS1x3]

13:39 it really is horrifying how much aqua gets away with

[@bobsters06]

up voted for the PSA alone, retirement planning isn't talked enough about in this generation. Start early people!

[@ballzacks7964]

"uploaded 8 seconds " four dislikes at the start

[@dogmeat4275]

It's a tarkov video what did you expect

[@theloopdigga6966]

probably cause they were angry about sam saying sekiro was shit

[@naezjinra]

Haters.....if you don't got em, you're doing something wrong.

[@jorrdanpodbilski1210]

I dislike to keep him on his toes

[@KlaireMurre]

It's all aquas accounts. He's really being mean recently. More than normal

[@stevenjohnson2037]

“You guys wanna see a psa before we go in?” Joe Biden add immediately pops up

[@Crusader143d]

YOU AIN'T BLACK

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@@Crusader143d Well if he voted for Biden he should have been given an honorary 1-time-use black card.

[@outka5tz]

The key rant is why my friends and I have successfully implemented the "your kill your loot, your key your loot" system. We share but it keeps the frustration away 😂

[@ThunderUnrelenting]

"There's a recession around the corner!" He told us the truth and we ignored it 💀💀💀

[@nicholasbrown668]

You mean you ignored it

[@willhillthethrill6371]

The general finally hit a million, been waiting for this since 300K

[@InsertUsernameBrandHere]

Wait, how is your forehead that big?

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

That's all the matter that would have grown into Sams twin, if the fetus wasn't too embarrassed to live.

[@saintpoli6800]

Wellen gives me heavy “Ooo, Twitter wouldn’t like that” vibes

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

I got that feeling too, like he’s one of those people who spend 20 hours a day scanning Twitter for stuff to bash and cancel for not following his agenda or opinions

[@thelitmango6333]

A guy that has 173 comments on Sam's channel gives me heavy I don't get off the internet and my morals are based off something being based or cringe.

[@natesal5037]

@@thelitmango6333 based

[@fakename287]

@@IckbobTheAwesome rent-free

[@samsam828]

26:33 just dropping a time stamp because my name is also Sam and I need a motivational speech from time to time lol

[@isjaekthere7317]

Sam you really have to stream more seriously I love having OH YEAH screamed in my ears for 13 hours

[@mt-9320]

sams legitimately one of the best youtubers out, i'm 27 and feel fucking old watching some youtubers but finally i've found a kindred geriatric old man with erectile dysfunction just like me :,)

[@grimreefer9324]

I zoned out for five seconds and then I hear Sam saying “He had... maybe done blackface...”

[@PhenomzQC]

6:47 this is one of the reason why i love watching you.

[@CoHu432]

“The other half i spent organizing my stash” so true

[@aaronkeller7182]

bro you just made a feature length film right here. you should be an actor, you look like a young Rosie O Donnell

[@Dante_The_Honest]

I know the feeling that the face he made expressed tooo well 😂 Them: Hey we're going to go shopping uh do you need anything? Me: Oh nah I'm alright thanks *2 hours later* Them: We're back! Me: Oh wel- YES! You got McDonald's I was starving! Them: Um we didn't get you any. You said you didn't want anything! Me: (1:19:20)

[@Jiraiya-Sama482]

6:20 much respect for even saying all this for the people that need to hear it, some people need to understand

[@wapowman]

I feel like Sam’s diet is comprised mainly of Diet Coke, coffee, vodka, and nutter butters

[@themctwisty1710]

Gentlemen, today is a grand day for the Tarkov Rat Empire. Today our Supreme Rodent Chancellor, Papa Samuel, has reached 1 million subscribers and therefore members to his cause. It is time we celebrate this momentous occasion through ratting the shit out of Tarkov and showing the world what we filthy rodents are made of.

[@professordead-8728]

I made about 4 accounts to subscribe

[@matthewadams9025]

By boy almost at a million been here since then early skyrim days wen u had like 160k fucking trooper

[@xzeuii]

32:08 big future prediction from sam

[@davidjd123]

this dude seriously makes me laugh so much, the way he shits on his friend and make sup stories lmao.