10 Hours A Slave

👏Music by Jippy:
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FT.
‪@AquaFPS‬
‪@PapaPoob‬
and ‪@OmidLive‬
0:00 - Intro
1:14 - Solo Runs
8:52 - Duos With Aqua
25:32 - Duos With Poob
43:49 - White Russian PSA
46:05 - Steve's Mom PSA
47:11 - Omid joins the crew
49:49 - Investing PSA
55:05 - STREAM FAILURE
56:22 - THE DESCENT
57:50 - The Pestily Incident
1:14:40 - Poob & Omid's Marriage Falls Apart
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[@spiralphoenix9839]

I’m severely depressed that I actually have the same look as Sam does right now. Hair parted on the side and leaving a square of empty space over the massive forehead with glasses on and a headset. With a shitty stache because I’m too lazy to shave. I’ve genuinely hit a new low.

[@BoolyK]

I'm crying holy fuck dude

[@bruhdenegressive7887]

I too have my hair parted to the side showing my big ass forehead while wearing glasses, headphones, shitty facial hair, and felling depressed I thought I was the only one :D

[@glass7923]

I share his pyramid head shape, so I relate in a way too.

[@orangefish0297]

How

[@CZProductions]

See that would be me too but I throw a beanie on and then no one knows I have shitty parted hair with a giant forehead

[@ZChum]

Pestily friendship rekindling any% WR speedrun

I dont think that will happen. Pestily is too much of a crybaby to admit he overreacted

[@JakeEatNow]

@ did he legit get mad?

[@keinmyster8549]

@@JakeEatNow abt what lol

[@PTron96]

@@JakeEatNow yup, it was pretty pathetic.

[@yochibo8091]

@@JakeEatNow wait what even happened

[@jacksonjguyguadagnino5792]

I love how Sam accidentally ruins his friendship with Pestily and immediately proceeds to antagonize Poob and Omid into destroying their relationship.

[@timo3767]

Oui zoo pop

[@gclynam_ch]

martyrdom:drop a live grenade when killed

[@tommeakin1732]

A very cool man: **Answers phone** _"Talk to me"_ Phone: **W H E E Z E**

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Anyone answering the phone like that unironically deserves to be made fun of

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

He watched too much sopranos, : *Speak*

[@nviwraith5271]

"Pestily is actually mad" Sam: *Awkwardly sips coke*

[@cjlane4465]

For someone lucky enough to make a living playing video games, he sure does bitch and get cranky a lot.. I thought service men were supposed to have thick skin too.. guess thats an auzie military thing?? Idk

[@MrMalicious5]

@@cjlane4465 Aussies are pretty laid back but he seems to be an exception.

[@TheMightyGameMaster]

@@MrMalicious5 Playing videogames in the basement for years sure changes a man

[@jacobp.4593]

@@cjlane4465 Pfft. He is a 'celebrity' now. Of course he is going to be up his own ass. "DON'T YOU KNOW HE HAS RAISED 1.3mil FOR CHARITY!" To fill charity owners' pockets.

[@cjlane4465]

@@jacobp.4593 and for the fat ass tax write off

[@garchamayne4515]

Maybe I'm just an asshole but watching Poob and Omid's relationship crumble was some top tier entertainment. As soon as Sam blamed Omid's communication Poob switched from I'm so sorry to it's all your fault in seconds.

[@Schnabetier]

Sam truly is a puppet master.

[@potatonite2340]

You speak as if every subscriber of this channel isn't already an asshole or quickly becoming one.

[@enku4264]

You can visibly see the euphoria, the pure unfiltered joy on Sam's face when Poob and Omid start arguing. This whole video had me in tears.

[@SpaceMissile]

1:16:21 is gold.

[@hiroprotagonist921]

Same af 😂 😂 😂

[@grimreefer9324]

Omid is the most laid back guy in the fucking world. Until he joins Sam’s stream. Sam is truly able to bring out the worst in anyone.

[@bernatkun8069]

Surpriding from an italian, I hear they can be pretty angery

[@dkn1055]

@@bernatkun8069 LMFAO

[@wabbylegs101]

777 likes, nice

[@wabbylegs101]

i almost liked it myself... close one

[@mastro4886]

@@wabbylegs101 get a life.

[@peanut983]

“I’m gonna drink my beer and go my own way like Fleetwood Mac” is my new favorite quote

[@monkeyman4456]

Middle aged man fails to stream effectively

[@hoff4301]

Also gets beheaded by Isis

[@kadenheeter9748]

Also forced just like his search history

[@Highly420]

General Sam the Chaos bringer

[@morgansinclair4843]

"Gods, I was strong then!"

[@Dockhead]

middle age man discovers he's an over grown child /s

[@KernelColonelCollardGreens]

This was a cinematic masterpiece. If this doesn't win an Emmy for the category "Best youtube video with a budget of $20 or less" I will be pissed. This had drama, a climax, a good story, and a great cast all rolled into one.

[@shgds]

Tbf if you add Tarkov, the equipment and the house it's a lot more than 20$

[@TechnicalOveride]

@@shgds budget is the money you spend to make the film you dolt bro didnt buy tarkov to make this video ffs

[@mr.mercury4247]

Making Pest mad might have actually been the highlight of Sam's career. Also why is it that when Pest or Aqua or anyone else streams it's like nothing happens the entire time, but when Sam streams it's like a full on fucking odyssey.

[@mattmcdonald8348]

Bc us, his fans, are unhinged and he enjoys the chaos lmaooo i had to watch again

[@LawsonLindseyFishing]

the sequel we all needed but didnt deserve

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening law

[@asovietplaytpus5828]

@@AxxLAfriku wtf are your videos dude. They're so surreal.

[@bonercityboys3058]

I think it’s funny as hell that the fish guy watches general sam

[@TGRScythe]

Love your vids Lawson!

[@colbemugen9932]

bro WHAT u watch sam i used to watch you religiously in 2017😭

[@caffienator8613]

In a single stream, Sam has: - Further deepened the rift between him and Aqua - Encouraged his on-the-spectrum fans to cyberbully the biggest tarkov streamer to the point of him wanting you TOS'd -Caused a brand new rivalry between two collegues I am actually impressed. You are the equivalent of a social Hurricane Katrina

[@koolaiddude7685894]

Fully accurate description

[@UNIRockLIVE]

This

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

"his on-the-spectrum fans" Oh come on bro, you don't have to confess through projecting all convoluted-like lmao Just say "I'm an aspie" and move on haha

[@csyrup]

@William Amos its just dumb joke beef, but it is pretty damn funny to see sam just treat him like shit while aquas always just "haha ok lol"

[@mairidberz1450]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 you should also come out

[@slonkerton]

Love how pestily gets mad for sams action, but then tells his chat to report sam which is also against TOS. Ironic

[@KING2BIGTV]

fucking wild right

[@felltrain115yes3]

crazy bro

[@clownworld4655]

Tos means nothing on twitch considering you can get away with anything as long as you have a vagina

[@DisDatK9]

@@clownworld4655 Luckily we don’t have to worry about Sam, then.

[@punishedluke3406]

I still think about that sometimes, Pestily was impressively asshole-ish

[@theelongmann5841]

Tarkov should ad “sam’s spectacles”. Glasses that show the price of every object with in a 25 mile radius

[@youngwindmillgang3239]

as much as i like it i ffel like this game just wouldn't want to break the immersion in the game by adding dumb shit like this would be cool tho but thats one step to boots that make you go faster or some other dumb stuff like that

[@theelongmann5841]

@@youngwindmillgang3239 some Solomon speedcross 3s

[@ilovemonkays]

@@youngwindmillgang3239 herp derp, whoosh

[@Kiwi-pd5mk]

@@youngwindmillgang3239 Boots making you go slightly faster is realistic though, not balanced in the slightest, but you would move faster in lighter shoes compared to fuckin steel toed work boots that weigh a ton.

[@deadshot4245]

Shekel spectical

[@nosignal4874]

I wonder if that malnourished editer Sam saved from Aqua edited this.

[@GeneralSam]

Naw this was me

[@hansgantzhorn5173]

@@GeneralSam good job guy

[@CHmLgN]

@@GeneralSam Weird, I thought you still rotated between the 5 horrifically inbred children from Sierra Leone you kept in a state of constant malnutrition in those little rusty cages in that garage side room. That room was pretty slick too, so I'm assuming you forgot to feed them one last time.

[@4skintim962]

@@CHmLgN this sounds like something he’d do in kenshi

[@sean269]

Yeah props to his editor

[@Brad.2874]

This is why Sam doesn’t stream. He consumes one of his friends, makes an Australian man mad somehow, and successfully divorces his other two friends over the internet.

[@darklegion3693]

Yep. That's sam alright.

[@mshark8246]

he's a very dangerous person but we can't stop him so we enjoy him

[@SentientHoodii]

don't need to stream more than once when you get so much done in that one.

[@FVCK-TH1S]

It's funny how these people just break down so easily.

[@Jerry_Bean]

@@FVCK-TH1S tarkov can do that to even the strongest men

[@nicolaiby1846]

''Bobby Lee'' *shows picture of Andrew Yang* Brilliant.

[@ivar1998]

Omid never once told Poob he was going to the 3rd floor. He just casually walked up there with 0 communication. His death was entirely his fault, and like both Sam and Poob said, he is very bad at communicating.

[@dylanwoods8378]

Sam “ I never TK” also Sam having a youtube video called “ “Accidentally” killing my teammates in Tarkov”

[@baghoulthefool9623]

Yes, that's the joke.

[@dylanwoods8378]

Of course 😂

[@asonofliberty3662]

Normally a joke isn’t as funny when you have to explain it

[@f4phantom68]

Father Samuel has gifted us with another hour long Tarkov vid... rejoice!

[@silamento]

Blessings upon you from father Samuel

[@silent1120]

These Russian sex bots 😂

[@ericyoung858]

Russian boys pog

[@rhett5058]

Oh God he’s back

[@jquannv320]

He said rejoice my brothers and sisters! 🤌🙌👏

[@stefangiroux3219]

The investing PSA is literally the only intelligible thing I've ever heard come out of Sam's mouth

[@richardhunter3441]

It’s rare this happens with such a dumb soda drinker

[@lucasdequadros8710]

i will literally start investing in s&p 500 because of sam. and I don't even live in the US

[@Coal2956]

It actually set off my investing portfolio

[@KittenyKat]

I've got another interesting gun build I feel would be Sam-approved: The sawn off Mosin with a Tri-rail and an EKP sight. No cobra shade though of course, that costs more precious rubles, and we all know a shekel saved is a shekel taken out of Aqua's backpack when we pilfer his corpse. For extra spicyness you can throw a couple flashlights or lasers on the two side rails. We call that the Gopnik Bling edition, only for high rollers and men of taste, you see.

[@aaronh.24]

I met AquaFPS in December. I was serving soup at a homeless shelter when he came naked through the door. He looked like he had just taken some crack or meth. And by the look on the homeless faces he's been there before. Everyone begged him for mercy, but the slaughter began. From caressing men, women, kids, to stealing their soup. Finally, he screamed, "I hate blacks". Then left with a smug look, happy with himself

[@potatonite2340]

You know it's a bad sign when you can perfectly picture that scene.

[@Melbo380]

Thank you

[@wSYYNC]

holy fuck dude im actually crying...... underrated comment

[@sherrifdan8621]

Honestly? I believe this.

[@Kz3andMore]

Duuude I can just see him, entering the door pale as fuck like a vampire, then leaving, after the chaos, with a smile and a regular face

[@cartkross6612]

Sam manages to create chaos on twitch during one day, he is holding back his power because he knows if he streams nobody will be left.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

In reality I think it’s largely because he knows what a joke Twitch has become and if he streamed for more than a day they would swoop in to kill his shit like gangbusters for having a little fun.

[@verynormalhumans4420]

He should have a set day that he streams each year so he becomes an urban legend among twitch streamers

[@davemustang8173]

8:30 i love the donation about how Sam has really helped this person's life, and sam is just going on about his olive shaped head

[@maxandmols9526]

"I'm not even wearing a low cut shirt, I'm going to get banned for life"

[@herbertduran668]

Your the prettiest lesbian I ever seen 🤧 💗

[@FVCK-TH1S]

He has the cutest lips

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

*You’re

[@jesserogers3192]

​@@bleysmcnutt5500 Yer*

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

@@jesserogers3192 True

[@louisstaford2776]

Today on Bottom Gear; Aqua contemplates his friendships, I shit on an Australian and Poob makes an Italian cry...

[@bigdaddyflavortown4606]

Budget does not exceed 50 quid. Yo boys bottom gear is sponsored by facking tesco. Use promo code 5 yen and you’ll get 50% off your next purchase of fish and chips.

[@jaackaboytheiii1107]

@@bigdaddyflavortown4606 tesco? what kind of fuckin budget are we on sponsored by co op lad

[@spaghettichin9418]

mate that isn nuff for a fuckin freddo lad

[@grimreefer9324]

That was not a good day for Poobles. Everyone other than him gets a shoutout, he gets into a blowout with Omid and he's shackled to Sam for most of the stream. Still got that Hollydillnick though.

[@killiandent3497]

Sodimizes doll of aqua* Literally three seconds later* So my daughter got this tricycle

[@charlievanderwal9654]

I love how Sam is able to turn all of his level headed friends against each other. Truly a great way to make content.

[@excitableboy7031]

Like a true master, he lets Poob and Omid go at each other, only adding a stray comment, like a stray burning match in a gas tank. True master.

[@uallnvme7431]

He's a psychological master. Truly an artist.

[@MrMalicious5]

It’s in his small hat nature.

[@charlievanderwal9654]

I think the key is to support the person that is in the wrong and make them feel right. Then they will be at each other's throats in minutes. 1:15:35

[@GiveMeThatCake]

A true jew

[@foreverendeavor5751]

Sam’s streamer item should be a large purple “personal massager”

[@Haitch_Kay]

Should be a stuffed toy rat holding a big loot sack.

[@FGC292]

Nah it should be a diet coke. Edit: Sorry, Diet "TarCola"

[@elgringofeo9348]

I was think something like a very wide bandana or something related to his massive forehead

[@cavemanbonk8320]

It should be the rat figurine wearing a 6b helmet he used for one of his thumbnails

[@elgringofeo9348]

@@cavemanbonk8320 yaaaaaasss queen!!!

[@sub-zero1158]

I love the shining star on his headphones, a beacon of hope.

[@mikeuhl498]

You may be the realest human being to stream on twitch yet the few times you stream has caused chaos for just having fun it blows my mind

[@dreadfullyd1701]

Sam after realizing the Tarkov Godfather 'Pestily' was actually upset and wants to get him banned: *W H E E E E Z E*

[@thedoomer9250]

timestamp?

[@soundingtheskies]

Tbf Pestily is the definition of a try hard who needs to chill the fuck out.

[@TheVicVance]

Pestily gets upset and wants to get people banned all the time nowadays.

[@errorpleasetryagain8342]

@@thedoomer9250 1:07:16

[@errorpleasetryagain8342]

@@soundingtheskies yeah he seems like he hit a stick up his ass

[@UndeadFangtooth]

Years of Sam trying to make his friends turn on eachother, all he had to do was sit and just let them do it themselves

[@DasInf13]

How does Sam have any friends left?

[@UndeadFangtooth]

@@DasInf13 they all need to be friends with him for the clout, especially that Aqua who had to bot so many viewers just so Sam would notice him

[@t.j.aarons889]

Yeah but I feel Sam has more been trying to get his friends to turn on him not themselves

[@kalypso4133]

Sam is clearly joking, fucking around with his friends. This is just how things role when a bunch of guys are friends, especially when they stream. It's the easiest way to create interest.

[@thebuttbeard7570]

​@@kalypso4133 dude, nobody here has friends, they don't know how that shit works

[@seancostello4158]

Sam just drops a gem about omid's lack of communication, then sits back and smiles and rubs his hands together as they go to war

[@viktorgubka4493]

That moment at 5:09 is lowkey so goddamn wholesome, I love it.

[@powderedwater4742]

Disappointed we didn’t get to see sams meth break

[@cassiesloan8185]

I was looking for this comment

[@milbruh6671]

He used the wifi outage to get a hit

[@comradesvanticki4786]

Nice. A fitting prp for this comment

[@Pine2142]

Finally the sequel to "13 hours a slave"

[@jackthezombiekiller]

yeah but it is 10 hours less, next time it will be "an hour and a half a slave"

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

7 hours a slave.

[@BeautifulWorld51903]

Possibly one of my favorite videos on KZbin. The connections, betrayal, plot, and vengeance =O

[@thelazaruspit3785]

I find myself rewatching this to relive the amount of rage pesk had when we kept saying you where on

[@jacobarmstrong7143]

my personal finance class literally covered the topic of compound interest... and sam did it better

[@potatonite2340]

Entertaining education may yet become mainstream, who knows.

[@goldenboy9748]

Under trump the economy was good I don’t know what’ll happen now

[@culticconker138]

@@goldenboy9748 Sam will hold a tarkov style economics class where at the end he just leaves us In wind to pray on each other and get rich of the richer

[@goldenboy9748]

How do I invest I’m a brainlet

[@hoff4301]

@@goldenboy9748 Do cryptocurrency it goes super fast and so you lose money and get money real quick. I've already made a few k off bitcoin before.

[@prancer1516]

I was in high hopes for Michelle Obama to join, my disappointment is immeasurable.

[@thomassuter5225]

I've been around since I'd say 300k and I haven't really been watching KZbin alot lately. But when I clicked on this video and saw your sub count. I'm super proud of you sam

[@youezzy1706]

Sam: *Misses every shot* Also sam: 'HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO HIT HIM'!

[@RatRatRattyRatRat]

"It's an irational fear of the ocean!" "You mean *common fucking sense?"*

[@mostlyforyt]

Well no it's irrational if you freeze up when in the ocean and increase your chances of dying to sharks lol, or if you start screaming and bringing the people around you down by freaking out and holding them

[@baghoulthefool9623]

I live on a island in the middle of the Atlantic and let me share something with you friend. The tides bring terror with every passing.

[@DatGrunt]

@@baghoulthefool9623 No one has died from a little bit of water. Come on now :c

[@yesman9792]

@@mostlyforyt oOkAy ChAd!

[@mostlyforyt]

@@yesman9792 Chad? I'm confused as to what you're referring to, what I said is just fact I didn't say I wasn't scared of the ocean.

[@cheftristone6414]

Looky here. The boy is back. The man. The myth. The lost child.

[@heavenlyeggs6455]

You mean the unwanted child 😂

[@swolefrogzilla7352]

Yes

[@ferth2315]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ 4

[@AJ-wx8xf]

😂🤣☠️

[@spacefisher1427]

The holy one

[@michaelm6172]

27:00 this hits a lot closer to home after the completionist scandal

[@gregromero2349]

Yo man just found your channel hope you’re doing good through these difficult times!

[@metrobertL7]

Lets be honest with ourselves. We watch Pestily when we want to learn something. We watch Sam, to be entertained while drunkenly eating Oreos like cereal. I do more of the latter.

[@hoff4301]

Same but instead of Oreos chex mix

[@funnycatgaming8506]

@@hoff4301 im pretty sure you are meant to eat chex mix like cereal but not oreos

[@aussierule]

Same but i usually stumble upon Sams videos after some china white in my arm, smoking a teener, and putting a g of yayo up my nostril.

[@hoff4301]

@@funnycatgaming8506 cool beans

[@Glumpuzzler]

Chris A that comment made me wanna stop watching this video

[@murplesman]

I love how Sam caused drama by supporting Pestily and dissing Shroud, and now he's made drama by pissing off Pestily.

[@es0x]

He didn’t piss him off pest just can’t take a joke

[@SuqMadiq]

@@es0x people literally brigaded his stream for like an hour straight.

[@gabrielgosnell5654]

@@SuqMadiq that’s not what happened lol.

[@Shotgunkjell]

@@SuqMadiq what probably actually happened: initial "brigade" starts annoying the stream, get banned and then a very small amount of people start trickling in after hearing that the manchild is angry, to piss him off. drop in the ocean for pestilys chat, only a very insecure man would actually give a fuck

[@excitableboy7031]

@@Shotgunkjell this community makes me proud.

[@shrubberey9345]

Watching it right now but I just wanted to pull it up on my phone to tell you that you're really funny and you've got quality content

[@minergaming0901]

the only KZbinr that can post 1+ hours of a video and I would sit through the whole thing

[@shket8253]

I met AquaFPS at a Walmart when I was on vacation, I really wanted his autograph because he has a subscriber. So I walked up to him in the soup can aisle and asked him if I could have his autograph. Then he said to me "fart poop shit" I was confused, so I repeated myself, and he responded, louder this time "FART POOP SHIT" At this point I was utterly terrified, so I grabbed a can of chicken noodle and ran.

[@teddyg3333]

Very fitting of aqua his schizophrenia must've been acting up

[@robertwelch2843]

you're lucky you survived the encounter

[@M.TTT.]

ah, that Aqua is truly a man of culture

[@rfeatherston67]

💀@John Briar

[@CritterMunch]

Let him buy soup for his family in peace

[@AxelCross]

"Bobby Lee" Shows picture of Yang Perfection.

[@UlisesL33]

1:45 Watching this while pestily does a 50 day stream Is hilarious

[@slavsterchief6224]

What an emotional rollercoaster this was

[@samlastname9460]

If Aqua is a doormat, Omid is a whole ass carpet.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Yeah, but a fine-ass Persian carpet from the look of things.

[@JohnDoe-eb7lv]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 * Italian carpet*

[@gabrielkerne9175]

and ASS carpet? Damn

[@hoff4301]

Beautiful, another masterpiece

[@oscar-cj2rv]

U havent even finished it

[@hoff4301]

@@oscar-cj2rv been watching it for 53 minutes

[@wreckedwren620]

nice dog

[@hoff4301]

@@wreckedwren620 thanks

[@screwlose]

I can't wait till this years video. I tuned in a bit but was also playing so had to mite stream for alot of the time.

[@ffatmausl7404]

This is legitimately the best video lol. The heat is real

[@BoomBoomLou]

Pestily: "Aww crikey, go get Sam banned!"

[@superlaxman3729]

Quick, we need a translation. Does anyone speak Australian?

[@CoffeeFresh_]

I would love to see the reaction on pestily stream.

[@Ozlizardking]

Pestily is what Australians would term a “man child” who lives on tater tots his mum bakes in hourly batches.

[@TheRat1789]

@@Ozlizardking man child is a saying in the UK and US aswell

[@Ozlizardking]

@@TheRat1789 thanks bud. Don’t know why this comment getting so necro’d lately? Did someone do a reaction video?

[@fazanovichh]

It’s a crime to not include angry Pestili clips

[@ArmaCookie]

are there any?

[@tsundokus]

Their was clips of it on his stream but he deleted them. He streams so much I couldn't tell you were to find it now

[@WCamden]

Yh I saw pest he was rly being a bitch

[@tsundokus]

@@WCamden he always takes him self to seriously idk thats why i cant really watch him. his good at clicking head but always acts like everything is life or death

[@KlaireMurre]

@@tsundokus yeah he can be a bit of a piss baby. He takes tarkov and st reaming as if it's life or death. it's honestly just impossible to watch.

[@bigabsher4153]

I love the dynamic between you and aqua

[@gamesforjake1]

Every youtuber I like uploading super long videos on one of my worst days in a while feels really good

[@hidenfn]

Thank god some of Pestily’s viewers actually switched streams, I would tear my eyes out if I hear Pestily compare CSGO’s aim to Tarkov’s aim one more time.

[@clamum]

I don't get it... What is meant by their "aim?"

[@paytonic1742]

@@clamum the recoil on the gun not the aim

[@clamum]

@@paytonic1742 Ah the recoil. Yeah it's been a long time since I played CS but as I remember, it is nothing like Tarkov's gun recoil. Tarkov's guns practically climb to the ceiling in recoil, not so for (what I remember) CS. Granted guns like the Vector or MP5SD have less recoil in Tarkov but in general I think the recoil is pretty pronounced.

[@Toothydeere]

@@clamum it's the fact that you can learn the recoil in CS vs EFT

[@hidenfn]

@@clamum It's just not the same thing, randomized recoil vs a clear pattern, which Pestily, out of all people, said it was the same thing, then got very confused when chat started explaining his dumb ass.

[@wzrdfrskn832]

sams gonna keep having children till he gets a male heir smh.

[@gearjammergamer8560]

Brother in law worked in farming. He knew a farmer that had like 5 daughters. The farmer told him "I'll fill that backyard up with girls until I get a boy" haha

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

heir to the rat throne

[@wzrdfrskn832]

wtf is with these bots there are so many in this comment section

[@playstationprodigies7055]

@@wzrdfrskn832 what bots?

[@brennanbailey1571]

the darks soul mood music is nice really sets the mood. theres emotional highs, lows, and ultra lows you got it all!

[@skyebaldwin3087]

This man is almost too relatable, I love it!

[@Saganax]

1:16:30 that menacing grin on sams face when everything starts falling apart

[@method0123]

Oh man, what a shit show 🤣🤣🤣

[@biziblanco]

some people just wanna see the world burn

[@colechapman4963]

His second monitor is a map, this is the way of the ratkin. Respect, brother

[@plaguedoctor4411]

Isnt that just how you play the game?

[@colechapman4963]

@@plaguedoctor4411 chads think about where they can get the most kills and home in on that area like a dove. Ie. dorms

[@DaSourOrange]

@@plaguedoctor4411 not if you have 1 monitor

[@mildly_miffed_man1414]

@@DaSourOrangephone screen

[@thepredator4207]

xD LMAO!!!! I really enjoyed this Sam!!! Thanks for the video and all the fun cuts. Glad that all the drama did actually settle down.

[@tonyc2909]

General Sam Bro, Im Drunk AF but, man you are one of the realist dudes on here man. I hope you never change. I love that you say what you want when you want and you are funny as hell. Thanks for brining great content thats refreshingly real.

[@rats335]

fr

[@Mr.Dynamex]

Hope the new baby is well!!!

[@babapeldiacono8523]

Its sam, he propably already stole another one to replace the one he lost

[@mrwolfytc8454]

@@babapeldiacono8523 this made my day

[@Insidelemon]

As a DoorDash Driver I can definitely confirm I put my finger in Sam's food. Just Sam's.

[@bobjoe5851]

i love when you two play together lol remind me of my friend

[@ciddyboy718]

That PSA was actually fire. I got into investing and Tarkov in early 2021.

[@Jahsizzl9]

“Discord moderator with access to underage females”

[@personal8795]

Translation.... callmecarson

[@blufoot-wi8zu]

@@personal8795 not a similarity

[@notliterallyme]

@@blufoot-wi8zu I mean all you have to do is change “discord moderator” to “shitty youtuber” and it’s accurate

[@jesses9540]

so all of em?

[@problems3485]

@@notliterallyme naw he was a good KZbinr just bad person

[@HayabusaSniper1]

this editing is so good we never even saw the deep web assassin that BSG hired to sit and make sure Sam held up om streaming tarkov

[@Pluto-og5nh]

That or they went premium on the assassin.

[@keatonhorn2281]

the love we get from sam for him to tell us to start investing at our young ages

[@boba.7307]

sam: *wheezes* captions: [music]

[@patrickhiphop3531]

Your content approach is like a step back into youtube glory days. such a breath of fresh air.

[@QueenMarshy]

A pair of wearable broken glasses called the generals Description would be " general sams famous rat glasses have carried him through many battles. Surpisingly they are broken and worth nothing"

[@GarlicSoda]

and when you wear them there is cracks on your screen like a broken face shield

[@steelin666]

*Unsurprisingly

[@Kc40k]

Sam being more educational than my entire finance class.

[@arztschwanzfurz1631]

26:38 Poob: mentions $1,000,000 donation Sam: *[hand rubbing intensifies]*

[@kingtutankhamun230]

Came out of my tomb to watch Aqua getting one tapped almost every raid

[@uncledev69]

The sequel to the beloved "13 hours a slave" has finally come out.

[@iVapid]

glad we all know how to sped our birthdays now thanks sam! Buying copious amounts of mdma and starting up my shower right now :D

[@realAlpha]

its a feature i call it "Gamer Dent" it helps holding on to your headset when raging

[@chillinkillua2421]

You know sams proud of his video of destroying loot lord when he’s had it in 3 recent videos

[@jameslatham3521]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. You and Aqua have me rolling. “When you say consume, what does it mean?”

[@bringitdawg5082]

best hour and a half ive spent on anything in a long time... thank you my rat king

[@RudyTheNinja]

Sick use of timestamps man Very organized 👌

[@noahleach7690]

Impressive how well he hides his ADHD and schizophrenia, at least until aim is needed.

[@bennett726]

YES YES the small haired man uploads again

[@savageshocktart6350]

“I knew I heard someone tip toein in their Jordan’s” perfect execution

[@rubikquitous8482]

"If pestily had any dedication to the fans, he would do more than a 48 hour stream" haha oh sam the subathon always wins