12 News Stories to Melt Your Brain!

Get Your PEMF Mat and Infrared Sauna Blanket at boncharge.com/jp
Use Code "JP" for 15% Off!
Get your Freedom Merch Here - awakenwithjp.com/collections/all
Upcoming LIVE shows - awakenwithjp.com/pages/tour
Here are 12 relevant and recent news stories to melt your brain!
Connect with me at:
/ awakenwithjp
/ awakenwithjp
rumble.com/AwakenWithJP
/ awakenwithjp
mewe.com/p/awakenwithjp
parler.com/profile/AwakenWithJP
www.AwakenWithJP.com

[@ZKrinny]

Why do all the Kennedy family sound like they're currently being shaken every time they speak

[@ididntaskyouropinion]

😂right! I was thinking the same thing. Maybe they got family Parkinsons😂

[@tb6303]

Kennedy has some kind of voice problem (I forget the name of it) where his voice suddenly goes out or sounds like he's having a difficult time talking. The person in the video sounds like she probably has the same health issue.

[@tb6303]

I saw the name of it in another comment. They said, it's a "neurological condition called spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dysphonia."

[@tb6303]

@@ididntaskyouropinion You're right that it does sound like they have Parkinson's.

[@scottyb68]

Electrified metal rod inserted into orifice of unspecified nature. (It's where #2s come from)

[@cargopilot747]

My brain's been melted already because of the occupant of the White House and his handlers.

[@Tecolote41]

Resident

[@bmoreblondie6301]

You mean squatter*

[@cargopilot747]

@@bmoreblondie6301 Yes

[@AFRoSHEENT3ARCMICHAEL69]

Have you tried getting rid of your television and internet connection? They can't control your mind if they don't have your attention to begin with. Nah mean? It's because you keep "tuning in" with their frequency that they vib to.

[@cargopilot747]

@@AFRoSHEENT3ARCMICHAEL69 Not so. In this case, it's not the anti-social media that's causing the problems; it's the real-life conditions: a bad economy, higher prices, housing shortages, and on and on. That affects people whether they're unplugged or not. The squatter needs to go.

[@thekingofthings2002]

Klause is a real-life Bond villain.

[@woofwoof9647]

A COMPLETE W ⚓ !!

[@tonygotts199]

He was in the German army as SS

[@natas12rm]

I think he eats bugs or something

[@Hentai-Semite]

@@tonygotts199 He was 7 years old when ww2 ended. He may have been working for Jeffrey E 's Dad on an Island at that age, but he was not old eneough for $$.

[@clogs4956]

I think it more likely that he watched the James Bond movies and identified with SPECTRE. Does he like white cats?

[@Actualchristianity]

That idea of a predictive election system is terrifying

[@randywise5241]

I predict it would always be the right person, for them.

[@phoenixtheraver]

its always been that way since JFK. Every President was handpicked and played ball with the swamp after JFK got JFK'd. Trump won simply due to the disparaging difference between the two Candidates for them to have enough votes to counter, a lucky fluke. The propaganda machine was saying Clinton had over 93% chance of winning.

[@woofwoof9647]

Already here World wide Cheaters Dominium !!

[@Jimmy59479]

Its another named for rigged elections

[@Hentai-Semite]

It is not, as you already had them in 2020.

[@davidclark7584]

Remember the good oId days when we kept the mentaIIy iII preaditors away from kids. Now they are teaching them. Hows that for progress.

[@shadowpathfinder7723]

It's just like "stodgy old" priests said it would be, oddly enough

[@mkultra2456]

You gotta learn how to spell predators.

[@SubliminalJunky]

All the progress is regression. They just rebrand it with fancy slogans.

[@craigoakman6268]

@@shadowpathfinder7723 They certainly warned us alright. And what did those priests do? They stayed loyal to the One Holy Catholic Church. Not that modernist auto destruct church.

[@nathanielbass771]

@@craigoakman6268 didn't a recent pope endorse woke trends, encourage politicians to implement them, attempt to do so in the church until there was backlash... among other things? the list appears to be quite long with one such thing being that "a correct understanding of the church envisages doctrine developing over time." you know, God's eternal law that is part of his very Son, Jesus Christ? John 1

[@CharitySRose]

Wow. This country is going to hell.

[@funkibloo3811]

Yep

[@Adrenaline416]

Because no one's doing anything about it.

[@matthewdancz9152]

You mean, it isn't already hell?

[@swansong5263]

Same here in England.

[@Gkinard31]

But I thought this was God's country??? What happen to your faith?

[@GreenTea3699]

You missed Brandon saying his uncle was eaten by cannibals 🤣

[@leonardlloyd1089]

Cannibals eat meat, everyone knows that the Bidens are all full of 💩!

[@skooziegirl]

No one even blinks an eye at his crazy ass statements. It's wild.🎉

[@GreenTea3699]

@@skooziegirl I know! They talk about him like a sweet old man they visit in a nursing home and not the elected leader of the "free world". If any country we dealt with had a pres making bizarre statements like that, we would pay to go in and have him removed. But our own...??

[@carladuglin4036]

Oh yes, let's not forget uncle Bosey. Uncle Bosey's last word before cannibals ate him..Don't 😂😂😂😅

[@SongMom8]

“Public schools are exactly what they are designed to be.” Yep.

[@d-rockthegreat]

JP Sears, the only proper way to receive the news. Make you laugh to keep from crying.

[@katesun2957]

That 3rd grader's life is ruined.

[@averymiritello]

I met JP Sears and his wife in AZ at the airport and they were both was super nice!

[@funkibloo3811]

Maricopa or Yuma?

[@DeutscherGospel]

I'm not surprised.

[@judyhalsell9510]

All of this because we the people allowed GOD to be taken out of every aspect of this country. We will get the punishment we deserve.

[@luboshcamber1992]

@judyhalsell9510 Well said. Well said... 😢

[@gdr38515]

Which god?

[@oldhickory4686]

@@gdr38515 The God of The Bible, the only one.

[@samiamnot8906]

You are correct.

[@wednesdayschild3627]

​@@gdr38515 this is the problem. When I was growing up, everyone had some religious faith. They applied it to their lives. Then people decided it was smart to be an atheist. They destroyed family and ushered in abortion and confusion. Btw baptisms are up. When the confused destroy everything we can rebuild.

[@ML-uk6lu]

FREE Julian Assange. Thanks JP

[@funkibloo3811]

Yes

[@Vagabond_Warrior]

Julian Assange is against war crimes, JP is not. They are not allies.

[@wtf_usa5597]

I click instantly every time there's a new "We Lie To You News". Thank you JP!! 🙏

[@tb6303]

So do I. It's my favorite out of anything JP does.

[@jac1161]

I agree, minus "Amen to you JP"..please let that for our Lord who is the only One who deserve that praise. Reserve it for Jesus, please. Thank you.

[@tb6303]

@@jac1161 My understanding is that, in regular speech, "amen" simply means one agrees.

[@richardmahn7589]

This means you are brainwashed by We Lie to You News. BRAINWASHED I TELL YOU!!!!! Welp, keep that brain clean and washed. Good night.

[@wtf_usa5597]

@@jac1161 👍👍👍 TY for mentioning. More of a phrase but I agree. 👌👌👌

[@jpalberthoward9]

We are doomed if we don't snap out of this fast.

[@elizabethtaylor9947]

I don't feel anyone is doomed if they give their life to Jesus. I live for Him alone and the evil which prowls about the earth, seeking the ruins of souls can SUCK IT!

[@samiamnot8906]

Get right with God.

[@cptrikester2671]

That pshyco should not be allowed to educate anyone about anything.

[@ancienttraveler5491]

That psycho should not be allowed out of its house!

[@oldhickory4686]

They have this lofty and exalted use of cliches and language, but I guarantee if you are actually around these people for a good amount of time, they will be EXHAUSTING. No absolutes in one's life would be insane, because nothing that person says or does can be trusted.

[@Krhys1]

I love the way the trained seals clap for someone who's the daughter of someone.

[@Diogenes1360]

"When the Truth is found to be Lies, and all the Joy within you Dies, don't you want Somebody to Love." . . . ~ The Jefferson Airplane

[@jpalberthoward9]

Seems like every time I stop and turn around Somethin' else has just hit the ground No use jivin' No use jokin' Everything is broken ---------Bob Dylan

[@stronghold500]

"When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool? Would you like to see the Pope on the end of a rope do you think he's a fool? Well I have seen the truth, yes I've seen the light and I've changed my ways And I'll be prepared when you're lonely and scared at the end of our days." Black Sabbath, After Forever

[@bigmambahful]

The truth is antisemitic.

[@timtim4664]

Men see their dreams and aspirations Crumble in front of their face And all of their wicked intention To destroy the human race And how I know - and how I know - and that's how I know Reggae Music Come we go chant down Babylon one more time -Bob Marley

[@leonardlloyd1089]

And we need the acid today more than they did then!

[@KingZion187]

Let's Go Brandon!!!

[@DragoNate]

i like how you can _feel_ klaus being wary of what he's saying like he knows how disturbing it is and how people will take it but he's trying to put on a mask of confidence with it. it's like a friend who you know something's going on with but they're putting on a mask of "everything's fine and normal"

[@Marinealver]

0:20 The WEF will "Manage" Democracy.

[@MsDavid47]

Yeah, well if they are gonna manage democracy in the way they are currently managing anything, its gonna backfire.

[@geo525252]

Never has a guy looked more perfect for the job than Klaus.

[@jeremyscherrer7194]

I loved Charles Shwab in Leathal Weapon 2. " Diplomatic Immunity"

[@joshuamphande2272]

Excellent! We're right on track for the Great Reset👍👍

[@steven1371]

How you keep making videos in an upbeat fashion, knowing we're seemingly on a sinking ship, is admirable. I had to pause halfway through, to make sure i still have enough survival rations.

[@chrisstanmore-major5889]

Best news sevice on the net.

[@DeutscherGospel]

The only news I trust!

[@sonoftherepublic7737]

Man JP, the plethora of sarcasm telling truths, is magnanimous, 😂😂🤟🏽keep going!

[@brandonmccullough7731]

Who would’ve known the RFK Jr voice thing was inherited….the loyalty of that family is ironic af

[@mohigulhashimova406]

Crazy that everything is said really happened, feels like nightmares

[@justinwilson3694]

Thanks for helping us laugh through this train wreck.

[@delveguy]

Aren't we glad we got these guys to know what we know for US!!

[@paulhornbogen980]

JP: I said it a long time ago, but history will be so kind to you as one of the sane voices during this time. These idiots have to be laughed at. Just keep what are you doing sir.

[@JesusSaves473]

Thanks for updates. God Bless.

[@scotthaker7913]

Let's make Wood Chippers Great again.

[@elizabethtaylor9947]

😂

[@mamamia4183]

Excellent journalism, thank you👏👏👏🙌👍

[@user-fu4fz4bl6t]

Trump 2024❣️ Texas!🇺🇲🇨🇱

[@Hentai-Semite]

Prescriptive Election made it already impossible - as they already did in 2020.

[@christopherwood157]

He is owned by Israel.

[@leonardlloyd1089]

​@@christopherwood157 And your point?

[@raedvalenzuela5085]

Bro, WTH? Thats a Chilean flag 😂😂😂--> 🇨🇱

[@DONTwatchmyplaylist]

@@leonardlloyd1089 he's point is that sheeple like you vote

[@JJJennings007]

Love this guy, he is both brave and brilliant!

[@nschlaak]

When someone threatened one or more of my kids I felt like an unrelenting Moma Bear not stopping until the threat was vacated. When the wood for the fireplace needed replenishing I felt like Paul Bunyan, but I always knew that it would always be just the three of us, me, myself, and I, and none of the above while lost in absolute confusion over who I am.

[@mikedawson1376]

Thanks for the laughs. We effed!

[@reneellart3735]

FJB Trump all the way 🇺🇸💪

[@janellehiddlestone7536]

Greetings from NSW Australia. Love you JP. Your videos really brighten my day with your brilliant wit.

[@ed6954]

My favorite news show! Don’t ever stop!

[@arwedgroen]

❤ Aloha from Germany- Thank you for your report 🥰🙏

[@DeutscherGospel]

Besser als Tagesschau!

[@kingarmorgator]

how fucking tasteless is it to show up on stage with the family members of a political rival?

[@freedomridermorty4459]

Kennedy's will do anything for a buck or a Drink 🍻

[@frankyturrizo4240]

I live for these News videos and Mark Dice

[@richardlavigne6382]

You are the Chuck Norris of Truth and funny , keep it up.

[@danieljhf7301]

I busted up laughing seeing Hillary Clinton as a juror in the NY Trump case!!!!!

[@dakotablackstone4486]

Why do all the Kennedys sound like Katherine Hepburn?!

[@jillsy2815]

other commenters are saying genetic "spasmodic laryngeal dysphonia" runs in their family

[@spitfirered]

Terri Kennedy Sounds Like Robert, Is She Making Fun Of Her Brother Or Did The Family Have This Same Disease Of The Throat, LOL!

[@freedomridermorty4459]

Only the Biden's come close to being the most Horrendous Criminal Family in America next to the Kennedy's. It's time for God to step in !! This is pure Misery 😭

[@brandisnyder9765]

RFK, Jr has a neurological condition called spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dysphonia. I wonder if it's genetic because it sounds like Kerry Kennedy has it too!

[@ElkaGoins]

But the brain worms!!! Lol

[@susanwright6182]

Loves your show, it cracks me up. We need a little laughter.

[@gregtynan6761]

Thank you jp!!!!! It’s been a while since you did one of these we lie to you news. My favorite!!!!

[@NiobiumThyme]

Thoes Kennedy ladies best beware. Rosemary is a shining example of how Kennedy's treat family, what's left for the rest of us? Chap a frackin quitic I tell you.

[@MakeYouFeelBetterNow]

They are traitors.

[@gomergomez1984]

You can definitely see the Kennedys in that crowd.

[@oimate4201]

I love this honest, unbiased reporting. It’s definitely uplifting to be assured and reassured that I don’t have to endure the unnecessary stress of thinking for myself. Thank you for helping me understand what the truth is today.

[@johncheresna]

At 4:35, it says it can't tell. That says it all.

[@mr.mcallister6502]

It does sound like a mental illness.

[@fredradatz9575]

RFK is the only one in that group that makes sense

[@christopherwood157]

He is owned by Israel, they ALL are.

[@christopherwood157]

He is owned by Israel. They are ALL puppets for Israel. Israel owns America.

[@cindystevens186]

Still a democommunist

[@drapeusmc11]

Your so good JP. Appreciate your commitment and funny way of getting me cought up on the news. Dead ass bro

[@OrangeLefty4]

Also this is more reliable than all mainstream media outlets XD

[@artistunknown9079]

My Favorite channel. JP is Awesome !

[@sojourners7695]

"both helpful and...non-helpful! Love it!!

[@alrey3967]

The judicial system has always been used for certain purposes and presented as honorable.

[@weird546]

You are a legend mate .. you make my day every time.. I wish I had your smart s .

[@13infbatt]

Waiting for Klaus and George to join Henry in hell .

[@tracidurham]

I consider you a hero, JP!

[@BobvanT]

Man, you make my day ! Every day ! all the way !

[@natureboytom]

JP, You are hilarious! 💪👍💕loved incognito Hilary in the jury😂

[@pauldemeester9298]

Good one JP

[@lindafelks3937]

Enjoy JP’s commentary, a little humor in all this craziness

[@trentp151]

Terri Kennedy just got RICH.

[@Robbie-Kom]

Thanks you are so awesome with your rapid fire gas lighting news report.

[@TheTowerofsong]

Absolutely fab.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@justjd2261]

Thank you JP for all you do to spread critical thinking via humor 😊

[@user-fs8ec9vu1d]

Thanks JP for all you do.👍👍👍👍💯💯💯💯🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@TheHoneyBadger-yh5vj]

God bless you and your work sir J.P 💙 respect from Croatia 😇😇😇👍👍👍😎😎😎

[@Howeverwhatabout]

Good to have you back we lie to you news

[@raimeyewens7518]

5:41 why does this woman sound like she’s 109 years old? I thought it was an elderly lady until I zoomed in.

[@FLGurl]

I know that this is a big sore spot for RFK, Jr., that his own family would so openly betray him the way that they have. But remember, Jesus also suffered similar....

[@brandisnyder9765]

RFK, Jr's voice does this too and he has a neurological condition called spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dysphonia. I wonder if it's genetic and she has it too?

[@brofessormex]

Brain 🧠 melted 🧈

[@tettivestberg2989]

I have no word left for this craziness

[@senayharper4250]

Thank you❤

[@loisbarrett5129]

How is this actually happening??? Thank you JP for putting some comedic slant on the horrors that exist.

[@wtf_usa5597]

BEST NEWS OUT THERE!! 👏👏

[@user-ku5hl8fd6o]

Thank you JP👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂

[@leigh-leighkossman3106]

Love you, JP! Thank you for what you do and please keep it up! God Bless you and your family! 🙏🏻💕

[@noprisonerswaters3378]

It’s the “Twilight Zone “ but 10 times worse.

[@jedmerrill]

If you are a modern Kennedy: Ask not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for your country’s biggest rival’s country.

[@bestbudsourchannel4807]

Thanks for reminding me how happy I am to be single! I work my butt off, but I'm no one's victim!

[@maxhuber4556]

Thank you very much

[@muss.mal.nachdenkenmensch3460]

Good news all around.

[@bitcoinpoemspro1406]

Thx JP

[@freedomridermorty4459]

How is this Monster still upright 😮😮😮

[@laneadamslivingwell]

Thanks! I needed to laugh a bit tonight!

[@mr.punisher4858]

Didn’t that family play in the movie “Wrong Turn” Kenneys

[@lindaporter9997]

So let's all just be people!

[@Truemercy703]

“That feels both helpful and non helpful” 😂😂😂

[@orchirion]

Wow, that's literally managed democracy on that first clip there. Heh. 🤣☕

[@cyrusthevirus9878]

critical condition! YAY!

[@ThanksStJoseph]

Thanks again for making me laugh at the absurdity of current events so I don’t blow a gasket!

[@dmoore8595]

"We Lie To You News" That says it all.😂

[@notyouraveragegoldenpotato]

"Listen to all this comedy about all these crazy people!" "Now buy this batshit crazy product im hawking!"

[@lonepredatoroutfittersllc]

Can't do this world anymore. I'm ready to check out ✌️

[@dadofducks]

The only true news source I trust to deliver the true news.