Tesla - Pretend to Save the Environment While Looking Rich

Owning a Tesla is the best way to pretend to save the environment while looking rich. Tesla owners are not only the biggest fans of Elon Musk, but they also know that owning a six figure electric car that's very taxing on the environment is the best way to care for the environment.
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[@UncleKhris]

Owning a Tesla "Makes me feel like I Feed the hungry, without giving them any food." 😂😂😂

[@stevennagel9264]

That’s the one that got me lol

[@LoVe81617]

Lol!

[@miguelcruz4315]

😂😂😂☠️

[@RyanMF35]

I own a Tesla. Everything he says is true. The truth hurts. Unless you own a Tesla.

[@emilyi771]

is it fun?

[@rctecopyright]

Thanks for helping save the world

[@bjen3273]

Wouldn't these truths hurt more if you DO own a Tesla?

[@nudelx8582]

@@bjen3273 They do. But it's ok cause dam you gotta Tesla

[@RyanMF35]

@@bjen3273 Well no because it isn't until you own a Tesla that you realize how blissful ignorance truly is. You see, I am blissfully ignorant and no one can take that away from me. not even youtube comments.

[@Porter7317]

This is gold! How did I miss this one? I love how he just comes right out the gate with it, doesn’t sugar coat anything 😂😂

[@RPG-oh1yf]

Good stuff! Can't believe JP missed pointing out how much time you get for reading or catching up on work in the car while you wait at a mobile charging station to get enough juice to make it home!

[@ragnargranum7374]

Wow….must be far away from home…maybe if you live so far from work, it’s better to move closer or find another job.

[@williamfreeman6935]

​​@@ragnargranum7374 There you are! The actual person JP was just making fun of. 😂 Enjoy your virtue signaling EV device. I'm so happy for you! 😊

[@ragnargranum7374]

@@williamfreeman6935 haha…you think they buy electric car for the environment…? Your the joke

[@williamfreeman6935]

@@ragnargranum7374 LOL. Where did I say that?

[@Friendofstfrank]

500 miles per charge. And no I don't own a Tesla.

[@ianhowlett4682]

1:48 “You no longer have to do something admirable to be admired.” - Sums up modern life perfectly.

[@jaybee3165]

depends on what part of the country you're in. it's really simple actually- if they have "no child left behind" at your school? MOVE. because at that school? so that "no child gets left behind".. they just dumb down the curriculum so that NO ONE gets ahead. it's progressive. it's the CA way.

[@jaybee3165]

@trojan baseball take a breath 'moron'... complete sentences please. if you'd like- I could send you a copy of hooked on phonics.

[@Darya777K]

sad truth

[@jaybee3165]

@@Darya777K if you work for chevron? yah. it's sad. I feel sorry for all those people who work for big oil... legacy auto sales people, ice vehicle mechanics, pipe fitters who work on refineries, thousands of jobs- GONE. but with that- lots & lots of new jobs too. the truly sad part? legacy auto & big oil COULD HAVE kept it- KEPT IT ALL.. if they just hadn't over reached. you see- big oil & legacy auto? they don't just not want tesla to succeed.. they want to squash ANYONE who makes cars more efficient & longer lasting- THERE! right THERE! lies the ENTIRE RUB. it's not about pollution, or mining or slavery or the power grid... all that kind of talk is just a magician's slide of hand- a distraction to turn your attention away from the REAL issue at hand. 4 GOOD EXAMPLES: #1- ev's- 40 years ago a brilliant scientist named Stanford Ovshinsky invented the nickel metal hydride battery- for use in EV's. GM used it in the EV1, leased it- then: on big oil's command- they recalled all the leases- AND CRUSHED THEM. then texaco bought the battery patents- and shelved them. #2- remember the 1970's so - called 'oil shortage'... a façade created to raise the price of gasoline- amc took the 'pacer' and installed a sterling steam engine in it- a sterling engine will run on ANYTHING that burns. at the same time, GM came out with the olds 98 diesel & many other diesel vehicles, mercedez benz started selling more diesels. the whole market was getting away from high gas prices and then? oh it's a miracle- no more gas shortage. and AMC crushed their plans for the sterling pacer- on you- know who's orders. #3- RIGHT NOW! a company called achates power took an old opposed piston ww2 aircraft diesel engine- modernized it and installed one in a pickup truck for ford- an F-150. it pollutes less than our best current technology- both gas & diesel. it gets 30% better economy while also getting 30% better power to weight ratio. and NONE OF THESE WILL EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. WHY? because you & I see 30% better fuel economy.. big oil just sees 30% loss in sales. AND THAT is why BIG OIL, will soon be small oil. #4- in 1963- chevrolet built sedans with 283 & 327 cubic inch v-8 motors that could get as high as 26mpg.. and would last beyond 700k even 1 million miles. you see... they KNOW how to build the most excellent cars- BUT? they will not. AND THAT is why legacy auto HAS TO GO. so yes- millions of jobs gone. if you work for toyota or honda or any of the other legacy auto makers? my advise to you? find a job with an auto maker that is 100% all in on ev's. or ? just wait for the great lay-off. in fact- if legacy auto spent HALF their advertising budget on new innovations instead of working with BIG OIL to STIFLE EVERY SINGLE new innovation? TESLA would have never even came into existence in the first place.

[@Darya777K]

@@jaybee3165 Totally man, Can you believe that we have amazing technologies to avoid car accidents with special motion sensors installed, but it seems like an inconvenient activity, and although with great investments in advertising, the car producers don't give a rat ass about actual people safety. Frankly, it looks like they'd rather have people die. We live in a fake upside down world full of lies and paradoxes, and I'm glad that JP gives his take on it. It is funny and a bit sad.

[@FalconFastest123]

"It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry without giving them any food." 😂😂😂😂

[@jaybee3165]

it's dinner time.. I"m gonna go feed MY HUNGRY. lol. THEN i'm gonna take a ride in my model Y.

[@vanessalele3953]

@@jaybee3165 lol the poor mans Tesla you mean.

[@vigneshkannan3921]

He should have said "It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry just by tweeting or posting on Instagram".....🤣

[@jaybee3165]

@@vigneshkannan3921 when i drive my model y, i can hear oil billionaires crying

[@cubswin6779]

Exactly! Kinda like the Clinton's building two homes in Haiti after their big earthquake a few years back, when they took in tens of millions of dollars to do so.

[@notbobdavis6026]

"Carbon Shaming". That's comedy gold right there! 😄

[@alski95]

This man is absolutely brilliant and hilarious . Never stop never change JP

[@bigtay522]

An added feature notifies you of active BLM rallies by shutting the car completely off and smashing its own windows. It's very progressive.

[@mrjohnnyk]

It then lights it's self on fire. Partially because it's electric, but also to be progressive.

[@theGiver3]

Now that you've got your misguided hate out, do you feel better? It always makes me feel better whenever I clump a large group of people together and act like their desires are completely monolithic as a whole.

[@ryanfiser1571]

ryogain USU relax.

[@theGiver3]

@@ryanfiser1571 nah mang. Tell OP to relax with his mischaracterizations of a just cause.

[@doesntmatter7788]

@@theGiver3 a cause that's hurt more black lives then any thing they've been fighting against...they've literally done nothing for black lives. At. All. The only thing they've done is raise a TON of money for old WHITE Democrats,look for yourself were the money goes...not into the black community,that's for damn sure.

[@normaljohn6035]

I just love this channel. Everything is so sarcastic that KZbin doesn’t know wether to censor you or not😂

[@dariasupernova]

I concur

[@theangry8876]

Exactly

[@tw629108]

They know who to censor, be sure of that.

[@normaljohn6035]

@Ooh Lala So true. Free speech on this platform or any mainstream one for that matter is fucked😂

[@tw629108]

@@normaljohn6035 At least we can all still find ways to laugh about it lol

[@BohemianBeatster]

JP has a special talent to be able to bring joy and laughter to anyone, even after they have spent six figures on a electric car, knowing that your new goal in life is to be able to find a charging station in Barstow, California. LOL!

[@jpscharged]

Nah. The SLR is good for Vegas or Phoenix from LAX. But good luck keeping it under 75mph out there. Lol

[@allthingsnu4673]

JP has a gift for using the perfect words to expose the truths that people think but don't say.

[@mikedat276]

I've never seen so many people who drive luxury cars while living in a dump until I moved to California.

[@codyk.8104]

California as a whole provides a good picture of how regressive being progressive is.

[@mike6252]

#hoodrich

[@PB-dl5xd]

It's the same with iPhone's, scumbags on welfare own a new iPhone. If they own an iPhone they automatically think there're someone important and "rich".....🤣

[@maryryan1571]

P B woah buddy, why are people on welfare suddenly scumbags?

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

@@maryryan1571, if they're able bodied or have a marketable skill and they ask the rest of us to pick up their check? Yeah, that's the definition of "scumbag." Doesn't mean they're a murderer or a pervert, but skimping on their share makes them a scumbag.

[@brunopascal3793]

This guy's sarcasm delivery is pure gold!

[@billk8579]

Another Great video JP. Thanks for posting. Every time I see my neighbor mowing his grass with his battery powered mower I give him a thumbs up thanking him for supporting our coal industry.

[@Kwin9]

I’m a Tesla owner and I endorse this message 😆

[@fbird90nw]

Lmao are you a under 6 foot as well?

[@shanelofton1990]

So let me get this straight, you whine and complain that the poor isn’t being helped but you have the money to help them and do nothing while you sit back on your ass and yell at people for having gas owned cars, while their the ones who actually do something about it? Oh and let me guess you believe that alkaline is better than oil. You should look at how big an alkaline query is compared to an oil rig. Oh and your not adding up the amount of radiation that comes from having an alkaline battery powered car.

[@robd1859]

Tesla is an ugly American nerd mobile. And it does not make anyone look rich. For some reason people will go buy a 20 or 30 or $40,000 Teesla . And they think it makes them look rich when in reality it does not. A Ferrari f8 or a Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Roadster Orin 8 series BMW or a Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet. Those cars will make you look rich. But I will never ever buy an electric tree-hugging nerd mobile.

[@Kwin9]

@@robd1859 if you’re buying a car to look rich, you’re an idiot. Doesn’t matter if it is a Ferrari or a Tesla.

[@markwildt5728]

"...Instead, I just focus on the things I'm willing to acknowledge." -Greatest quote ever...

[@AwakenWithJP]

Mark Wildt 🤪

[@Joe_C.]

This is probably my favorite of the whole (GREAT) vid as well! 😂

[@brandoniusbell1548]

Best quote of the video

[@alexlord4599]

"Based on scientific evidence that is yet to be discovered" that was the best quote 😂 from his gluten free video I think

[@jesuschristislord7754]

Reminds me of a Joe Rogan quote: "people are full of shit and that story sucks". People will justify anything in Clown-Yuga.

[@TheCharleseye]

My favorite feature is the Vegan Leather™ seats. I appreciate that they finally found a good use for vegans.

[@dimmacommunication]

😂😂

[@banjopete]

Charles Eye , that gives me a warm inner feeling.

[@tristanfuentes5068]

that’s tuff

[@stephenhanna9677]

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☠️👻

[@AriaIndy]

😂😂😂

[@Blake_Solo]

"It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry, without giving them any food." 😆

[@tammyplourde2859]

So refreshing to be able to laugh instead of cry with all the insanity going on - they just may keep me sane! Thank you for these hilarious videos!

[@holyfamilycrusader3512]

“It makes me feel like I’m feeding the hungry - without having to give them any food - and that makes me feel pretty good about myself.” 😂😂😂😂

[@jaybee3165]

wow. i didn't get that feeling at all. when i bought my ev, i get the sensation of driving by a texaco station without spending a dime on oil bollionaires. AND, when i drive past a ford dealership, i get all warm & fuzzy thinking about all the thousands of $ of parts i'm NEVER going to have to buy.

[@jaybee3165]

but the most wonderful feeling of all? all the unemployed napa parts employees in here whining about tesla. it really helps me sleep better at night. lmao

[@jaybee3165]

makes me want to buy this guy a tie dyed T-shirt with a tesla logo on it. or maybe a giant bong shaped like a "T" . lmao 🤣

[@jaybee3165]

you guys should start a support group for displaced workers who USED to make their living on ice vehicles & big oil. i'm sure EVERYONE would feel so sorry for you.... 😭 NOT! 😂

[@jaybee3165]

join ME on the EV side luke, snd together we'll destroy big oil

[@DanHull817]

"I love to carbon-shame people." lol

[@allwhatilove914]

I live in a new neighbor for the last 6 months. In my first week, a neighbor that owns a Tesla came knocking on my door. I though he wanted to introduce himself to us, but he ONLY came to tell us how horrible people we are for having a Range Rover and destroying the environment and it should be forbidden. He got a great lecture as my husband is an electrical engineer that explained him how his car is not much greener. One week later the government of our country (Belgium) decided electrical cars aren't that green and will be forbidden in 10 years. The neighbor still doesn't talk to us.

[@kristineopsommer]

@@allwhatilove914 Bottoms up for you and your husband 🍻!

[@Ema-fm5zy]

@Dragon Slayer how do you know where their electricity comes fom? The problem is fixable for electric cars, you can change the way you produce electricity, that won't happen for gas cars. And yeah, i am not saying shaming people for not having electric cars is fine. Not everyone can afford one

[@yeet5146]

@Dragon Slayer energy is coming from renewable sources more and more each year plus the fact that many tesla owners have solar panels on their home

[@nathanbyd570]

I love how he says "Tezla" instead of Tesla.

[@vivrowe2763]

I could watch this man over and over! He's so good, it's the only thing that makes me laugh these days! Fabulous every time, and I have got heaps to watch, as now I know what to do when feeling lousy. Great laugh, just love this sort of humor, really funny!

[@markbergerondr.smahtmahk7984]

This guy is the best .. I love how he completely shits on everything and everyone in a passive aggressive manner..

[@markbergerondr.smahtmahk7984]

Umm ok, I didn’t see the comment you’re referring to.. but thanks for the thumbs up..

[@zackmorris5679]

@Smith & Wesson I challenge you to a duel with my brick phone! Your S&W .44 versus my Motorola brick!

[@krazykkarl]

What other obscure things did you catch the rest of us didn't? The cars had 4 wheels?

[@markbergerondr.smahtmahk7984]

STEAMING ANGERSON ok.. not sure why you would say that..so funny how you trolls have nothing better to do but be disrespectful for no reason

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

must have been that 2.4 sec speed run . . .

[@Viktorreznov1942]

I seriously love how this guy just sh!ts on everything, it's actually amazing.

[@mitcht1026]

but he owns that house and both of those Tesla's.. so is it really shitting. or is it just pandering?

[@bluesdealer]

​@@mitcht1026 He is self-aware and is able to laugh at himself. For instance, some things I enjoy: Macs, MMA, PC gaming, or the band Tool, for instance, all have cringeworthy fandoms that are easy to laugh at, and I often fall into that category. The ability to see yourself, or anything in general, from another's perspective is good.

[@Andrea-jg8ri]

It's the cringe worthy honesty.

[@Viktorreznov1942]

@@bluesdealer I feel you on the Tool part lol

[@Viktorreznov1942]

@@Andrea-jg8ri Then why are you here?

[@JamieSteinhauser]

"It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry without having to give them any food" Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

[@ediem4222]

you never disappoint. you are a comedic genius.

[@ChaseBradshaw07]

“It’s like Feeding the homeless, but not actually giving them any food”

[@ArguZ72]

It's like repeating the jokes, without actually listening to the words

[@japio8955]

That's how Trump must feel. ;)

[@Anderhils]

@@japio8955 WRONG!

[@yapandasoftware]

@@japio8955 No.. that's how the Democrats know they are.... while Trump actually does something about their poverty.

[@seansurfn2]

@@japio8955 always some dipshit who brings up trump..

[@joaorenz7784]

2.2k Tesla owners didn't like being reminded about the coal mines...

[@ownenk]

Lithium mines are probably worse

[@jaybee3165]

oh but i do! tell me again.... c'mon... here in CA when if we can't find some coal to burn, we just do the river dance, smoke some weed & set the woods on fire. or just hook pelosi up to a mustang & show her a pic of trump... the hot air she 'triggers' will run the car for a month....

[@jaybee3165]

SensualViking so what are you? an opec executive?

[@jonathantan2469]

Last year here in Australia, we had a convoy of environmentalists showing up for a rally in a rural town. A mine was to be opened about 50 miles away. The locals, many of who were looking at construction, logistics, and supply jobs at the mine, didn't appreciate wealthy folks in Teslas showing up in a rural community with high unemployment.

[@jaybee3165]

@@jonathantan2469 I don't care for the environmentalist's more radical element. I like solar, battery tech and ev's because it offers an alternative- a new option. as a believer in the bible & creationism... I know this planet is GOING TO BURN. so trying to 'save it'... well.. it's kind of a pointless venture. I get what you mean though. near the little town where I grew up, tree huggers were protesting a gravel mine (granite). of course, being in the south... they didn't get far. basicly, the governor gave them the finger and it ended there, as it should. if coal mines & oil wells can compete with solar & batteries? good for them. I say go for it. most musk fans don't like hearing that- and I don't care. the benefit of having Elan & Tesla is that it FINALLY forces the automotive industry & big oil (one in the same entity) to stop screwing with consumers. 'smog controls'.. are mandated at the behest of big oil to decrease the life span of cars and to increase the amount of fuel and parts they need. nothing more. the epa is just a stooge. having EV's means that consumers can now say: "fine- make ice cars anything you want them to be... but if you can't match the longevity, cheap operating cost & reliability of EV's? then you're out.

[@kvop32984]

I own a Tesla but I still thought this was pretty hilarious. Though my reasoning for getting a Tesla is slightly more practical, I have solar panels on my roof, and live in az, so I always have a surplus of energy. Therefore it just makes sense to get one when gas prices are $6/gallon and climbing.

[@aarontaylor9413]

You are the extreme minority

[@Bimmer_Bill]

@@aarontaylor9413 and yet still part of the majority who buy Tesla’s… rich signaling

[@RPG-oh1yf]

It definitely makes sense to get a $70,000 car that costs 3 times more to service than the average hybrid vehicle that gets 50+ mpg but only costs $30,000. If you actually need to drive long distances a Tesla is almost worthless. My Camry Hybrid will do about 600 miles on one tank of fuel at 53 mpg!

[@minaryeon9259]

@@RPG-oh1yf fact

[@sandybruce9092]

If you live in AZ (Phoenix probably) you will eventually die when the water dries up!!! I lived there most of my life and got out before everything went really off the rails! We sold our house in 2003 for a little under $300,000 - that house is now selling for close to $900,000 - no changes except for some landscaping in the front! Good luck!!!

[@songofrest]

When I watched this the sponsored ad below the video was a Ford dealership with a picture of a Tesla.

[@carriestanford6543]

"I don't have time to drive my car while riding in my car" omg I nearly peed myself

[@princeb_5922]

Carrie Stanford no you did pee yourself

[@deloachology]

I actually did! My gas guzzling Ram seats are still wet!

[@SkibidiWaPaPaPaPa]

He basically just described everyone living on the "west side" of LA

[@trainsplanesandotherthings5187]

Spot on about the "Westside".

[@nitishkannan2919]

I live on the west side of LA

[@pjmac3520]

David Attias LA must have the fakest people on the planet lol

[@Dreadtheday]

Right... Step over that dung and into your Tesla

[@SkibidiWaPaPaPaPa]

@@pjmac3520 Well the truth is, fake people can be in any city in any country though it's fun to make fun of the LA west-siders, they are very similar to NYC socialites. I've lived in both places for many years.

[@ryszardlorenc7047]

There's countless EV put downs on U-Tube, but this is the most effective and humorous one yet !

[@bonochibear7895]

Wisest words spoken: I just focus on the things I’m willing to acknowledge

[@thomasacreman6007]

"mining rare Earth minerals for batteries generates greenhouse gasses" It also generates slavery.

[@jaybee3165]

politicians do both of those things right here in the states. so what. I'm not for mining cobalt in the DRC, but if you saw battery day, you know that tesla is phasing cobalt completely out of their batteries and using nickel instead.

[@jaybee3165]

china violates every human right known to human kind- and yet walmart keeps selling their krap.

[@eos1205]

And war, almost everyone is guilty. We should just trade and aid, but people are still stuck in age before internet and think they can get away with murder.

[@jaybee3165]

@@eos1205 and THAT is the very biggest reason to go all out on EV's. all the wars in the middle east over oil? imagine the look on those sheik's faces- sorry dude- you gotta fix your in-fighting if you want to keep doing business. of course- their solution would probably be to kill more people- but at least we wouldn't be mixed up in it.

[@jaybee3165]

@gerald seivewright oh.. the oil industry will still be around.. they just won't be king of the block anymore. no more fake oil shortages like in the 70's. no more "war in middle east! oil prices are up" scams. no more rigging cars with tons of smog krap just to make them get worse mileage. well.. they could still do those things- but every time they do- more & more people (like me) will say "ENOUGH! keep your damn gasoline! I'm going EV!"

[@mv-photo]

Dunno why but “He probably listens to audiobooks” really got me lmfao

[@jaybee3165]

audio books? I prefer youtube.

[@Robert08010]

I think it was the way he said it with a kind of reverence.

[@Steedonline]

Brilliant !!🤣🤣🤣 I loved the bit of the longest queue at the club. Same thing with all "fashionable" luxury crap that millionaires and billionaires sacrifice their auto-esteem for to be able to purchase them because they're the longest queue 😂😂

[@blakeogeris2494]

As a Tesla owner.. I honestly didn't care about "going green." I just wanted a Tesla.

[@mrgrantsr]

Ditto, I'm still waiting for mine to be delivered but, I will say my only motivation for purchasing one is simply that I wanted it. :)

[@ANTIWOKEFOREVER]

I'm putting money aside for the cybertruck. Looks pretty awesome to me.

[@blakeogeris2494]

@@ANTIWOKEFOREVER that is the way!! I hope the price don't jump to high

[@blakeogeris2494]

@@mrgrantsr right!!! I just simply wanted one.. at the time my only other option was a Chevy bolt.. never in my life!! A close second would of been a polstar but if I would gone to polstar, I would of regretted not getting a Tesla. Saved myself the drama and just got me a tesla, best decision ever!!

[@ANTIWOKEFOREVER]

@@blakeogeris2494 as far as I know. The prices are still the same. But rumors are that there will be a quad motor with a crab walk feature but no price is told yet. If I had to guess it will be between $70,000 or $80,000.

[@ibnyahud]

"...I just focus on the things I'm willing to acknowledge..." definitely stealing that one, lmao

[@leonjhendrix2]

Not driving a Tesla is basically the same as pouring radioactive decay into the ocean...

[@MissPresley69]

😂😂😂

[@Qlicky]

I lost count on how many cows Ive slaughtered in the time I wasnt driving a Tesla.

[@zd1322]

Decay? Then it isn't radioactive. Actually, it depends where the material is on the radionuclide decay chain.

[@codediporpal]

JP has TWO Teslas, so he's saving the environment twice as hard! (Seriously though how did he miss this low hanger?)

[@rsoleighton5608]

@@zd1322 ok einstein it was a joke lol no need to flaunt your smarts

[@np494609]

I love the parody and felt the same way. What else screams environmental friendly like a car that costs the same as a small house and consumes so much electricity that it takes the same amount of natural gas as it does to power that home haha

[@78Wayne1993]

I don't think most Tesla owners are driven to buy them due to the environmental factors. But I love the sarcastic humor.

[@JimmyMakingitwork]

OMG, I was cruising along, listening to Greta’s audio book on Earth and almost choked on my gluten free tofu I laughed so hard!

[@MelindaColden]

@SS dude, this is clearly a serious comment and i LOVE greta's audio books!

[@JohnDoeKek]

@SS *_How dare you?_*

[@sbalogh53]

Lucky you were in a self-driving car when you were choking on your tofu. You might have killed a carnivore driving on the same road as you.

[@Barbaraska]

Dexxter bit harsh....

[@sbalogh53]

@@Barbaraska ... not really harsh, just my lame attempt at humor. :)

[@joshualoveless20]

Quote of the day! "It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry, except I don't have to give them any food, And that makes me feel good inside!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[@Jamesthemerciless]

Like voting

[@isabellenicaud3725]

He has a sharp mind and always nails it

[@johnmalcolm3116]

Ecco warriors roar save the planet by destroying 😳 it wooooo hooooo

[@Natali_Pavlyuk555]

Это шедевр!!!!! Социально неуклюжий😁😁🤣🤣 чтобы "излагать со смыслом" 👍👍😁😁 Спасибо!!!

[@robertbuzuk9251]

The glass breaking sound at 1:29 made me rewatch that part to make sure nothing actually broke in my own kitchen. And there was no glass breaking sound. I accidentally turned on the wrong stove and an Ikea plate that was on it heated up and broke.

[@MissFit2Teach]

“As a Tesla owner, my self-identity is wrapped up in my car.” Right out the gate, he brings the hilarity through sarcasm. I wasn’t even 15 seconds into the video! 😆

[@kimmium]

Thats not sarcasm

[@blxbrg2169]

You are the people I like, don’t be ashamed of driving that ugly car(sorry) just an opinion. Wear your bougie car loud and proud. Make you a deal, you drive if I am running late and I will drive if we just want to randomly drive until we tip over…deal? Hahahaha

[@blxbrg2169]

I drive a Jeep Wrangler with so many mods I really don’t know the actual number right now and My identity is totally all about my insanely bad ass Jeep

[@blxbrg2169]

Now I’m ashamed of myself. Oh well

[@WeDoLoveU]

Jeep driver. Same thing, but very douchy everywhere on the road.

[@TeamYouphoric]

Clearly, I hate the environment. It's private jets or nothing for me.

[@Mathew_Thomas]

I only fly private and leave my trash all over while protesting for climate change.

[@codediporpal]

Coal burning jets are the best.

[@fenrirgg]

Same

[@TeamYouphoric]

@@codediporpal I have a coal-burning fireplace on my private coal-burning jet. Nothing beats it!

[@TeamYouphoric]

@3,14 _ no, it's his much better looking relative, Leonardo da Vinci.

[@itsnotsupposebly6792]

I just love laughing hysterically while simultaneously learning🤣🤣🤣💀🤓 JP is on another level

[@janet53589]

Good job JP, very precise observations, and a great video. I still see in 2022 Tesla owners driving their cars around wearing masks, and I think about what the great generation would think about their descendants' behaviors.

[@erichtomanek4739]

When a Tesla owner states they are a Tesla owner, you state you don't own a car. Then watch their face crumple.....

[@loganmannke9023]

Hahahahahah

[@texasgal3903]

A bicycle would be better!

[@GudieveNing]

Ha, so when a vegetarian or vegan prods you, say, “Actually, I don’t eat.”

[@ashleeherold]

Doing this!!! Lol

[@dandapper2397]

I walk to work. Im a conservative republican. I grow my own vegetables and fruit. I drink tap water too.

[@WellsMcDonnell]

“They have the carbon footprint of a Sasquatch in a China shop!” Ohhhhh my abs just got a little bit stronger.

[@CaptPike787]

And in California, there is a mileage tax proposal on electric vehicles so the state doesn’t miss out on the gas tax. All electric vehicles are connected to the web so the government knows your every move.

[@ElGordodeAlemana]

As a fossil fuel investor I love that coal powerplant powered emission-free electric engines are the engines of the future.

[@darrellmorin5369]

This guy if funny...He can tell ppl to "Go To Hell" in a way that they actually look forward to the trip.

[@jumpieva]

i died when he was describing elon musk

[@nanamama152]

A self-driving car with an built-in video game system literally sounds like something me and my classmates would invent at age 7

[@lightbox8019]

So it sounds fun and a clever use of the already implemented computer.

[@GaneshPalraj1991]

At age 7.

[@robdixson196]

Yes it's called the Chrysler mini van, and mom package.

[@jaybee3165]

SO.. YOU ACTUALLY did build one? or you just THOUGHT about it? if you did the latter.. congratulations! you're legacy auto. if you ACTUALLY did it... then you're elan musk.

[@tylergodfrey5064]

Imagine trying to play the game while the system is driving you around, but you go flying off the road because the steering wheel didn't disconnect from the rest of the system.

[@MonoLucas123]

The most annoying thing about tesla drivers is that they think people should be impressed by them. Or expect car guys to react on it, everyone knows they're fast. They expect people to be in shock and awe and feel a big need to keep showing it can accelerate fast. Expecting reactions or anything. While nobody has any interest in em really.

[@TheSteveSteele]

“I sleep better at night knowing I’m a part of Elon’s world” - everyday astronaut

[@blacklanner5795]

The guy at my LGS who constantly brags about his new Tesla, is a programmer and recently bought a Peloton bike. Forwarding this video right now.

[@dudeinoakland]

There's are just status symbols of today.

[@scottsutoob]

AwakenWithJP has a peloton video too

[@Ltpwnface]

He still has a Tesla. Who wins in the end?

[@blacklanner5795]

@@Ltpwnface I use a 1986 Toyota Corolla. I have more money.

[@deevnn]

Riiiight...Black Banter...of course you do. So rich...lol

[@aleksandaraleksic4067]

As an engineer, I approve of everything he says about energy and environment-related things. About the twisted minds of modern people, I can't argue.

[@rogeronslow1498]

As an electrical engineer I agree.

[@waitaminute-vw9hf]

@@rogeronslow1498 As a mechanical engineer I agree.

[@Stewer1000]

@@waitaminute-vw9hf as no engineer I disagree

[@waitaminute-vw9hf]

@@Stewer1000 Let me guess. Hedge fund manager and Tesla owner.

[@Stewer1000]

@@waitaminute-vw9hf I need to be engineer to agree. I'm not so I cannot

[@robbienl8176]

I am a tesla owner, feel much better now after watching this 😎

[@cBear-oso]

And he is so compassionate by not even mentioning the amount of money he gave to his local economy to get a wall charger installed and the upgraded service supplied on an already overtaxed electric provider infrastructure. That is priceless.

[@SWOBIZ]

The best part of owning a Tesla: you can always use your other gasoline-powered car when your Tesla is broke or not charged.

[@vladonline]

Lol

[@Fuzzled369]

You do realise they have portable chargers right?

[@markblocker4981]

@@Fuzzled369 , sure! Just load that bad boy on a trailer and you are set for life, i.e., until you run out of fuel for the charger.

[@Fuzzled369]

@@markblocker4981 lmao just get more money isn't valuable

[@markblocker4981]

@@Fuzzled369 so give me all of yours. Make it quick too, I'm behind on rent and my landlord doesn't share your views in the subject. Probably because he's got bills of his own to pay. When you're an adult you'll understand.

[@mmadavey]

I'm still not 100% convinced that this wasn't a Tesla Advertisement!!

[@DS-ju2sq]

They're not using an iPhone to record, notice on tight shots you don't see the reflection of anyone in the car's windows - cuz they are shooting at least 10' away. Also, excluding interior shots, the lighting on all exterior car shots was pretty well balanced. With the editing as well, pretty much over produced like everything American.

[@hotepkennels]

Yea'... I want the white one. 😂

[@PatriceLynn.]

Yep! No skin off Elon's back to give the guy 2 Teslas for a million views!!!!

[@yescarlett]

Does it matter?

[@mmadavey]

@@yescarlett I suppose not, but I was just trying to emphasize that publicity is publicity regardless of sarcastic intonation. And your typical Tesla owner may full well enjoy that there is such a fuss being made about their car! Kinda builds on the whole egotistical enviroshame persona!

[@maxtwentynine5968]

When I roll up to the lights or stop sign next to a Tesla I tell my kid to roll down the window. When it takes off and makes no sound we both laugh hysterically 😂

[@andrewkottra2709]

My girlfriend has a Tesla and she said your video is 100% straight facts.

[@kabubagachugu7729]

That extra .6 seconds acceleration boost has changed my life 😂😂😂😭

[@danielshort586]

They went Plaid!!!

[@roberttownsend6056]

$2k for a 0.5 second faster 0-60 was so worth it

[@Ash-cy7yw]

"It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry, without actually giving them any food." Classic!

[@ptrgr72]

Like some organizations give to people in Africa tablets, but they actually lack food and water

[@combatduckie]

@@ptrgr72 and above all BIRTH CONTROL things!

[@yivunqp963]

@@combatduckie and withhold safe abortion.

[@johnstewart579]

Great job JP. Thanks once again for these marvelous infotainment videos

[@SimonZimmermann82]

This parody gets on a whole other level when now in California you're told not to charge it and when you do in Europe, the electricity price is thru the roof. Loving this even though i like EV's for being quiet around the neighborhood

[@JoanJennings]

I live in a 55+ community and many of our residents use walkers to get around. A silent

[@TheTechofTech]

My favorite Tesla vanity plate I’ve seen so far is “COALPWRD”.

[@HenriZwols]

NUCLRPWRD would be way cooler.

[@andrewmurray529]

@@HenriZwols CNG powered would be better

[@frkk8925]

Lol. So true!

[@timdowney6721]

The Tech of Tech For the record, most Teslas are driven in areas where the mix of electric generation is heavily skewed AWAY from coal. So, the vanity plate is cute, but wrong.

[@tecnocato]

The Tech of Tech Good for him/her. Even when powers from coal, it will be cleaner than any gasoline car after 4-5 years while the gasoline car still emits the same crap, every day, without any other option for power.

[@SavedByFaithInJesus]

As an electrician, I've installed "charging" stations for a rich guy who owns 2 tezzlas, he only cares about status and toys. I've installed 6 stations (2 residences, 4 businesses) including sub panels and LOTS of wiring, there is NO environmentalism saving here..... The WASTE is ridiculous and laughable. Edit: He owns 3 now... This one he can drive with his phone...

[@ferramirez4570]

Not so related question How can I become an electrician in the states?

[@Froggability]

@@ferramirez4570 easy 1/ move to USA 2/ become an electrician

[@tyridge7714]

You can't drive any of them with your phone. They have a feature called summon but it's just for moving a car forward and backward I believe, or to you if you're in a small parking lot. It's more of a gimmick

[@carriec910]

Like those ginormous hunks of junk called wind turbines that are supposed to be better for the environment

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

So.What makes you think he cared about the environment or even thinks he pretends to.Sounds no worse than everyone else ,maybe he just likes tezlas ,shape,style,quiteness or power.No different than EVERYONE else,no?

[@krystikitten9336]

OMG! I tagged the bumper of one while parallel parking yesterday. You should’ve seen the reaction from the owner. He said I “crushed” his car. He acted holy’er than thou. There wasn’t even a scratch! I looked at him and I said “nothing but a bunch of bugs on that bumper”. Felt like pulling a Towanda on him with my truck. There you go now its crushed! Lol

[@pepesilvia3776]

An American using sarcasm is surprisingly refreshing.

[@robertross9019]

Hilarious, this man clearly has an advanced degree in sarcasm

[@savedfaves]

270°

[@IAMRUSTEDROOT]

"I don't have time to drive my car when I'm riding in my car" I can't stop laughing.

[@Tore_Lund]

No more than a street legal Roomba.

[@Kellhound32]

There was a South Park episode about snobby hybrid owners that was absolutely prophetic.

[@elevatedmind]

As a Tesla owner I approve this video..I also agree that I'm better than everyone, especially as I'm solving problems on a worldwide level while driving my car that drives itself since I have better things to do that drive. What am I a peasant?

[@vodaredhill1704]

Yes

[@user-tf5kr4qp2i]

The sticker on my model X rear window “I’m saving money on gas to buy more guns” I like to think it’s makes people mad

[@Katzelle3]

You could shorten that to "save on fuel, spend on guns". Maybe add a Socialist Rifle Association logo for maximum effect.

[@massinakmin8340]

The sticker shows that you have a very low iq and a big ego. And you should not own a gun.

[@Stevie8654]

@@massinakmin8340 just proved that it gets people mad.

[@webx135]

@@Katzelle3 I like this option the best. Basically piss everyone off. I mean except for leftie gun owners.

[@josephl6289]

It is

[@physiquemadness]

I am watching this in my Tesla, supercharging in a Whole Foods parking lot... felt the punch! 🤣

[@physiquemadness]

And I just subscribed!

[@sadenuttie2234]

Cool story bruh you sound 9, grow up

[@OveToranger]

@Cool story bruh I'm pretty sure Deng Ping is too busy making iPads and iPhones to be hating on @Evan Santos, and same probably goes for little N'keke who is way to busy strip-mining cobalt. But I'm pretty sure Josh and Jenny in Minnesota hates Evan a whole lot to make up for it so you might be right about that

[@benzimmermann2197]

My favorite part was him explaining ludicrous mode, you actually did crap your pants!😂😂😂

[@joedavis6524]

“Just with less Parkinson’s” caught me off guard.

[@mathis8210]

Did he just find a way to show off his tesla, while pretending to be satirising people who show off their teslas?

[@irsurfer87]

Or it's a Turo/rental

[@zorabw8948]

I am sure he has friends who are the owners of these Teslas, and he told them that he wants to make fun of Tesla using their cars and they agreed. Friends of JP must have a great sense of humour.

[@gavinjohn1728]

Yep. It's awesome

[@elisakrivas]

Or maybe he bought it for the sole purpose to make fun of! 😱😂

[@jacobvanveit3437]

Yes... and she convinced me!

[@thescharfchannel]

“Instead I’m just willing to focus on the things I’m willing to acknowledge” Sums up a lot of people right there.

[@dinorahdarby4499]

In order for that to be true II would have to acknowledge that

[@AverageJoe3]

But not you. Only the "other" people have this problem I guess. Am I right? :D

[@sethgriffin763]

"IT only takes me 11 minutes of aggrevation and frustration to remember how to activate them..." 🤣

[@amichaels1871]

I almost had to go to the emergency room & had head issues & dizziness for weeks after the 0 to 60mph Tesla 'experience..' Please be CAREFUL when experiencing this, its difficult to DESCRIBE or UNDERSTAND G FORCE until you're SCREAMING & while your HEAD is EXPLODING..😳🙈💔

[@jermainelong1843]

"My self identity is wrapped up in my car." 😁😁👏👏👏

[@psychlops924]

That’s true of a lot of car people... but it seems it is the case with every Tesla owner.

[@dieselgeezer18]

@@psychlops924 many car people are very attached to their cars and make them a very important part of their life, but with tesla owners i've noticed that they make the whole elon musk and tesla thing their identity. And they get really obssesed with it, to a point where it becomes annoying and frustrating

[@jaybee3165]

who thinks about their identity? oh yeah... people who practice identity politics. weird.

[@jaybee3165]

even when the lady at the bank asks for my .id.- all I'm thinking is... DAMN- it's hard to get my wallet out of these pants.

[@Sadowsky46]

Yes, like „when people don’t have bread, why don’t they just eat cake?“ 😉👍

[@jasonmalloy1451]

I feel like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future, only with less Parkinson's disease.. nearly choked on my beer on that one!! 😂🤣

[@hacknslashgames2277]

“Dude, I almost crapped myself” “No, you actually did!” Good night folks, thanks for the upload JP

[@aldo6532]

"I'll bet they listen to audiobooks" Was expecting a sponsor here. Take advantage next time

[@roberttownsend6056]

I do, but it's ok - they are all sci-fi / fantasy

[@TheXboxSux]

Eww you're expecting a shameless plug in a video? Wow youtube has you nice and brainwashed. Everyone seems to forget that youtube was supposed to be the place people went for entertainment without ads. I actually enjoyed the lack of any dogshit sponsors or ads ruining the video.

[@anttoeknee9672]

Lol, this guy works for Google probably. Who pushes to see ads

[@aldo6532]

@@anttoeknee9672 :o perhaps

[@aldo6532]

@@TheXboxSux lol ok 1: it was a joke And 2: yeah it was way nicer when ads weren't a central part of KZbin... but the fact that they exist now means KZbinrs get paid some money for the time they spend on their videos... and then the other flip side is that that brought a ton of regulations with it. So, many sides to the coin, I guess

[@saltcreekammo]

When I see anyone driving a nice car I think- “wow, what a giant hunk of debt!”

[@harrymills2770]

I still think of my nice truck as "my new car." It's 10 years old and I still feel spoiled.

[@Colorado8300]

And depreciating with every mile.

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

@@harrymills2770 My oldest vehicle is 33 years old. I take good care of it and it runs great. I wouldn't trade it for new car.

[@thefarmersdaughter8235]

My truck all 6000 pounds is paid for

[@micahkidd2138]

Most poor people think things like that.

[@airman88a]

JP, awesome video my friend! As a Tesla owner, I can’t argue with most of your points. To me (to add on to your comment), the most annoying thing about owning a Tesla is being forced to communicate with the service department via text. I’ve had multiple unnecessary service visits (and hours of my time wasted) that could have been avoided if I was able to talk to a human on the phone. When asked why I own a Tesla and spent that kind of money for a car (MS Plaid), my response is #1- Getting to drive in the HOV lane by myself (EV license plate). I have to drive through Atlanta to/ from work. The HOV lane saves at least 15 min round trip, not to mention my sanity. #2- Available EV parking spots at work, assuming someone in a non-EV has taken one😉. #3 Performance. “liquefying your kidneys,” as you put it, and feeling an instantaneous 1100 lbs of torque, on occasion, is a lot of fun. Not to mention taking your friends “for a ride.” #4- Technology. I can appreciate advancements in technology (my job depends on it). BTW, you forgot to mention the fart machine, and the “world’s most expensive video game” is part of the entertainment package intended to be used while you’re at a supercharger. #5- cost of ownership (outside of purchase price) is basically next to nothing (maybe $50/ month extra on the electric bill, and tires), especially compared to other cars in that price range (whose owners fear to use those cars as daily drivers). #6- being able to “refuel, gas up” in my garage every night (it’s allowed… I live in GA, not CA 😆). #7-99- Reserved. TBD. #100- Actually thinking that owning a Tesla is remotely doing anything to save the planet! What is so ridiculous is that in California they’re forcing everybody to buy EV’s, but you can’t charge them for fear of overloading the grid🙄. Safe charging😉

[@Julius-dl2ze]

It’s like that south park episode where everyone is driving Hybrids and a smug storm takes over the country

[@chipsterb4946]

“Instead, I just focus on the things I’m willing to acknowledge.” Pure gold! 🤣😝🤣😝🤣😝🤣😝🤣

[@AJ-gc5mp]

I also enjoyed this part

[@jbaketkd]

I work with a doctor who owns a Tesla, and my god this nails him on the head! Lol love it

[@Bushey4545]

The way he looks at the camera when he says it 🤣 makes it that much funnier

[@turningpoint4238]

Goes for everyone.

[@thomasmartinscott]

"The sex appeal of Stephen Hawking... and the social skills of Rainman." I was wiping tears, I was laughing so hard.

[@Pippie5555]

I had to play it 3 times LOL

[@florzinhaestudiosa8670]

What did you meant?

[@Pippie5555]

@@florzinhaestudiosa8670 If you know who Stephen Hawking and Rainman are, then you will love the joke. As I said, I enjoyed it so much I watched it 3 times. :-)

[@eldarm434]

i died as well)))

[@anaibarangan4908]

There's something really unusually weird because of what's going on here about Elon Musk and Greta Thunburg. It's cruel, and at the same time emotional manipulation. No matter what, it's not going to stop criticism and critical thinking about it all.

[@davec1859]

I would like to play this on repeat at my local outdoor theater for a week.

[@librarianlovesrick]

This dude JP is hilarious (and truth telling). I used to see him at the PaleoFX conferences every year. He was on an onstage panel once where there was a woman onstage claiming there were no differences between being a man/woman.