12 Times Dorothy Zbornak Was Not To Be Messed With

[@wendyhaun2559]

"Where are you going?" "To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car." Pretty much me every day.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Wendinator one of the best

[@wendyhaun2559]

Let's just say I eat a LOT of ice cream.

[@stefansnellgrove]

Especially after finales in college. Just got done with mine this semester.

[@shadowking1380]

Welcome to my world after the last few years of working retail

[@stefansnellgrove]

shadow king13 I worked at a grocery store and sometimes the people but mostly the two of four managers were mean af

[@blueestarr16]

I love the way Dorothy takes dramatic pauses between the Remarks it's Just so genius and it makes for a more dramatic and hilarious impact

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh yes. The pauses add so much depth and the way she uses facial expressions while she pauses!

[@omikronweapon]

often it's done to give the audience time to settle down again. otherwise the line gets drowned out

[@blueestarr16]

OmikronWeapon Yeah but bea uses it to her advantage, with the face acting to make it seem natural, and more hilarious.

[@saladspinner3200]

Those pauses and facial expressions are a trademark of British comedy. Glad to see the Americans once pulled it of as well.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

It's the sort of rapid fire humour that's missing nowdays :(

[@baileygoodall6056]

“She always depended on the kindness of strangers”. Killer quote.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Ha!

[@kingthunderstar]

"Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute."

[@StayGoldenGirls]

It is such a good one!

[@Inuyasha4838]

That killed me😂😂😂

[@kingthunderstar]

Stay Golden Yeah it was funny

[@kingthunderstar]

HiroHamada14 Made me laugh too lol

[@MJLeger-yj1ww]

That WAS such a funny one! And to see Blanch jump at it was even funnier! All part of the roles! They had some very good writers, because some of those lines in the show were SO classic and funny! And the girls pulled off their roles so well.

[@Thejomorrison684]

Rose: "You can pick my brain if you want." Dorothy: "Rose, I think we should leave it alone and let it heal."

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Ha

[@CarterGonzalez]

Dorothy: *Leans In.* Blanche wake up, my wife will be home any minute. Blanche: *wakes up and looks for her shoes in a panic.*

[@kristenslice561]

you meant shoes

[@joyherring81]

lol I love all of these ladies absolutely hilarious together!

[@AquamarineDolls]

🤣😆😂

[@positivevibes5364]

Lmaoooooo

[@ladyfire44]

Rose: Miami's sordid sex scene. Who's to blame. Dorothy:(pointing to Blanche) That's her. That's the one. Dorothy: I also know Stan. We've been married for 38 years. If you counted the times that we did to what he's doing now, Blanche still should've been back. Rose: Where are you going? Dorothy: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

[@Charlie1964Rapture]

Blanche: "A kidney". Dorothy: "A kidney"? Blanche: "A kidney". Rose: "Why does she need a kidney"? Dorothy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE" !!!!!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I contend that is the best fed cat in the world.

[@Pretzelgal]

Dorothy Zbornak was a BEAST everyday. We all need to channel our inner Dorothy from time to time!🤗🤗🤗

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Agreed!

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Pretzelgal, woman was a beast indeed, and you’re right - we need to channel her.

[@Abbenxena]

she wasn't near as savage as Sophia, we all know where Dorothy got her bad ass attitude

[@MrBlackboy21ful]

I do it. Sometimes, it’s gotta come out.

[@02chevyguy]

Almost daily here.

[@madisonwaycaster9832]

"Where are you going?" "Either to get ice cream or commit a felony I'll decide in the car." SHE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

That line. Such perfection

[@nataee.simonee18]

Rose: “I’m sorry Dorothy , that good morning crack was way out of line “ ROSE IS ICONIC 😭💀💀💀

[@Swakara1]

Dorothy was like a shark waiting to deliver the fatal bite. Observing sternly, narrowing her eyes and going in for the kill with a deadpan line.

[@jamesfracasse8178]

She should have been the captain of the Orca in jaws, one look at the shark 🦈 would have keeled over

[@rippingtons60]

And her mother was the Mama Shark.

[@natalieann3041]

“How much more?” “$10,000” “I’d rather be Murdered!”

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yes!

[@vsyovomrakenochi8960]

Quite frankly, so would I.

[@carrioncrow13]

I'd rather get murdered too, tbh.

[@madmuziq]

"Good morning Dorothy." "Rose don't start!" 😂😂😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+MadMuziQ Moss yes!!!

[@moramento22]

"Oh I'm sorry, that good morning crack was way out of line"

[@elenakendrick6279]

Same!!!

[@positivevibes5364]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahnyisbillingsley8589]

@Ryan Thomas Really? I liked "No, Dorothy, I was milking the cow I keep in my closet. Gee, with only four hours sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!"

[@joicoulbourn3486]

How about the episode where Rose says: "Can I ask a stupid question?" Dorothy: "Better than anyone else!" I still laugh at that over 30 years later! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

So much better than anyone else.

[@haranguemeringue8957]

“Dump him, Rose. He’s driftwood.” 😂😂😂😂😂 That one from the S1 Job Hunting episode still cracks me up to tears even though I’ve seen it a million times. 😁

[@decodolly1535]

Laugh over it? Heck, I'm still using it 30 years later!

[@S117M4sterChief]

Ive only just started watching this show recently, and I already love it

[@eliasmertens9313]

That’s her! She’s the one. I’m slowly turning into Dorthy and/or Sophia. Here’s what happened when I got to work today: Coworker: “What are you doing here?” Me: “The manager said my name three times on a mirror. Why the hell do you think I’m here?”

[@EyeSooGuy]

Coworker is Rose, I bet. Lmao

[@wolfdaddy5215]

🤣

[@StayGoldenGirls]

;)

[@Scribe31us]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@XxBabyGurlLovexX]

Love it! Lol 😂

[@jlaw7842]

"Blanche, sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count"

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yes!!! Its a great one.

[@AustinisSummer]

😂😂😂😂

[@juliehultquist6153]

What episode was that one?

[@rikdakri]

@@juliehultquist6153 rites of spring

[@larrydwilliamsjr4185]

That took me out

[@Xaforn]

Love Dorothy’s comebacks, “go hug a landmine” was so fitting for her situation and mine

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Whenever I hear that one I hear "boom" in my head

[@Jonathane20012]

This explains why us 80s and early 90s kids are savages... 😂😂😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I did not think about that until now when you said it and I must say, you may be onto something here.

[@all4god116]

Facts!!!

[@cjturner40]

So True bro !!! Amen

[@jaslynkingston7533]

Jonathane20012 I've been thinking that about music too

[@jaslynkingston7533]

Jonathane20012 SAVAGE

[@hollyhagy6087]

She is literally my favorite. I miss Bea Arthur

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Holly Hagy me too

[@kevindavis296]

Yeah I miss Maude too. LOL.

[@LizMarie2003]

+Holly Hagy Me too

[@zilaslaursen4392]

Me too And I'm Danish

[@strawberrymoon2290]

I love how she always paused and gave that derisive look before delivering her punchlines. She made being savage looked cool and badass even before it became a popular slang term.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

:)

[@piperradford1082]

“Hi rose,” “We brought dinner,” “What’d you get?” “A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.” 😂😂

[@TheLULUTOMAS]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@shirleyminassian1547]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josealmeida76]

Poor Rose, she was asking which pizza was!

[@h.a.6060]

"Rose, play or die!!" Ha ha ha Bea Arthur is AMAZING. When I am angry at someone I use Dorothy's line "I could vomit just looking at you" Lol GREAT VIDEO GUYS

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Hussain Ahmadi that is a great one to say to someone!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Hussain Ahmadi thanks for checking it out!

[@TheLULUTOMAS]

Thats awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@marteris9464]

I want to incorporate more Dorothy zingers into my day to day interactions

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I am right there with you. Thanks for sharing!

[@scp--297]

Noah Same.

[@dreamersleaze8949]

Same Noah same

[@DonoZeek]

How

[@phillipnelson282]

God will get you for that.

[@gmoneyslotmachinevideos]

#7 was the best I love how she throws out that salesperson after he tries to rip them off! Dorothy wasn’t having it!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Not today! She doesn't mess.

[@kristinamandathimas1860]

And I swear he looks just like the guy who plays Mad Eye Moody in Harry Potter

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Interesting!

[@Wes-fq2zk]

@@kristinamandathimas1860 ikr

[@zannido3125]

I believe the salesman was the lawyer who had aspergers on the show Boston legal.

[@ForsythJC]

My favorite one. Dorothy: "Tickle the ivories, Rose." Rose: "Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo!" You can see Bea trying not to lose it and start laughing with Betty...

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh my gosh yessssss.

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

I think she was trying to portray Dorothy trying to suppress her anger at Rose rather than stifling laughter.

[@bobbyb7979]

Yes! She almost laughed, usually she is composed

[@BackstreetsAngel7]

@@ricksanchez541 😂😂😂

[@mjarail]

RIGHT ON!

[@msarzo]

One of my co-workers was being silly and talking about hugging another co-worker. I looked at him and said in classic Dorothy fashion, "go hug a landmine."

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+msarzo yess a great top five Dorothy choice!!

[@danieldostermanntv]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@olavwilhelm6843]

not really funny if you say that to a co-worker!! knowing where the line is makes the comedy! Example : Karen Walker was asked by a guy who came on to her " do you mind me smoking" and she answered " Honey i would not mind you burning".... it's hilarious but only in TV

[@marcusmoore1542]

Damn you must be lonely lol Glad I’m not you and Dorthy is my favorite character lol

[@lukeyas78rtw]

"We're home!" Rose: "Wotcha get?" Dorothy (holding a square flat box): "A bucket of chicken" .....(LMAO!!!!!)

[@phoenixnyc]

Well, I can SEE that, Dorothy--but did you get pepperoni chicken, mushroom chicken--don't tell me you got anchovy chicken!!!!

[@Rainbowdragon2]

Blanche: It's a pizza Rose. Rose: I know THAT I just meant what KIND! Blanche: Did you really? Rose: No but I thought I could cover.

[@brownsugar163]

Dorothy was so funny. I tend to channel Dorothy when I talking to my kids. 😆

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Sometimes you just have to.

[@jaslynkingston7533]

Brown sugar Dumpling your a RIOT THANKS FOR THE LAUGH GOD BLESS YOU

[@nr30199]

"Blanche sticking your feet out the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count"🤣🤣 I also loved her line in that same episode when the aerobics instructor asked "what are you using now to warm your thighs" and Dorothy said "friction" I swear I literally cried laughing 🤣🤣

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Ha

[@sebastianbecker6078]

The most boss Dorothy moment for me is when she confronts her doctor at the restaurant about how he mistreats his clients. True icon

[@StayGoldenGirls]

👍👍

[@K37-h1z]

Her line about hoping he gets better medical care than he provides is so brutal

[@virg0_lem0nade]

That's one of the best GG moments of all time 💗💗💗💗

[@kg7439]

Dorothy is a straight savage. The moments when she stares into the camera after a comment... PRICELESS 😆

[@StayGoldenGirls]

She is brutal indeed.

[@XxBabyGurlLovexX]

Lol I love #6! ❤ "Now Dorothy, you really can't blame Sophia for your sex life." "That's not what I'm talking about! But since you brought it up, yes I can. If I had the money, I could be living in a swinging condo instead of with...I better not say anything 'til I've had my coffee. A slut and a moron! I'm sorry it must be decaf!" LMAO 👌😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+XxBabyGurlLovexX and the timing. So perfect

[@johnasteadmaniii7635]

I wondered what she said if she didn’t had the coffee

[@scp--297]

XxBabyGurlLovexX XD

[@KanishQQuotes]

I think it's decaf

[@mpurecat4155]

My mornings without coffee. that’s why decaf isn’t allowed at my place.

[@lisaLisa-ul7gs]

The chemistry between this brilliant trio was what brought laughter to many women experiencing menopause

[@trainerkai1313]

"Blanche, wake up my wife will be home any minute."😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

😂

[@JimmyOgilvie52]

There were a few times that I used my favorite Dorothy line, regarding Sophia, on my own mother, when we were out in public, and she was in her 80's. "You'll have to forgive my mother. She was a witness to the Hindenburg disaster".

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Hahah. That is a good one to toss in with a mom moment.

[@wyattpeterson6286]

What did she say?

[@JimmyOgilvie52]

@@wyattpeterson6286 Before getting married in 1944, my mother was an actress with her sights set on Hollywood. So, when I pulled this on her, she rolled with the punches and took the "pratt fall"! lol She knew the line from the show (and really WAS a witness to the Hindenburg disaster) LOL So, she said nothing and acted like nothing was wrong. One time, in a supermarket, I pulled this while we were at the cashier, and the lady was in tears laughing and trying to hide it from my mother! lol (She didn't actually see the disaster, but she went down to New York Bay with a lot of other kids to see the Hindenburg flying over on it's way into it's port in New Jersey. But she was close! lol)

[@antmagor]

I’ve seen every single episode a number of times. I think I know why I love the show, it’s one of those shows where you know that those four will always be there when you’ve had a really bad day and you need a laugh. Thank you Bee, Rue, Estelle, and Betty. Stay gold, pun intended.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Boom

[@jlaw7842]

And one great memory I have, I was with some friends in DC. It was winter, we were waiting for the subway, and we started singing the "Miami Miami" song. It was funny how many people around us knew what we were signing and sang it with us. Truly wonderful the Golden Girls are! I hope they know how very appreciated they were and are today!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

YESS!! Oh I love it. Golden Girls brings people together.

[@rickyragoo]

Blanche: Dorothy can I ask you a question, What do you think I ought to do with my bed ? Dorothy: Put it in the Smithsonian Blanche. It has more miles than the spirit of St Louis.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Love that line!

[@ladyfire44]

Dorothy: Now, ma. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Sophia: I think I crossed that line when I got a date. Rose: Do we have any orange juice left? (Dorothy pours the rest of the OJ in her cup) Dorothy: No, we're all out. Stan: Dorothy, it's Stan. Didn't you recognize me. Dorothy: Of course I did. That's why I slammed the door. Rose: Where are you going? Dorothy: To get some ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

[@italobrettmusic]

"What should I do with my bed?" "Put it in the Smithsonian, Blanche." I'm crying.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

:)

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

One of my favorite ones (one of the less obvious setups!) Rebecca: Mama offered to drive us over to Vero Beach to see the Dodgers play. Jeremy's a big baseball fan! Jeremy: Becky's a bigger one. Becky's a bigger everything. Dorothy: Not everything, Jeremy. LOL

[@dezeraejames7934]

MyoclonicJerkCough And let's not forget the stare she and Rose gave him at the end when Blanche finally had enough of him.

[@ddmck1972]

"She's Gary Hart's campaign manager. It doesn't pay much, but you don't have to get out of bed to do it." LMAO!

[@emerispendragon6500]

You must be old- I haven't the foggiest idea who Gary Hart is

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

@@emerispendragon6500 There's a recent movie on him called 'The Front Runner'.

[@emerispendragon6500]

@@DrGregoryHouseIT and why would I be interested in watching a movie about a scandalous politician when I'm living in the era of trump lol

[@jddrew730]

So this turns out not to have aged well. (I mean that's hardly their fault but it was just played for so many laughs). And I'm not even talking about the #MeToo era, although that's totally valid as well. At some point just before the movie was released (The Front Runner), an article in The Atlantic came out with a story that essentially proves Gary Hart's career-ending incident on the Monkey Business boat was actually a big set-up by the political opposition (GHWB's campaign manager, Lee Atwater, based on a decades-old deathbed confession by him)...but framed as if it was something he was doing it much more out of his own volition. It's a fascinating read...especially considering there were polls showing that Hart had a decent chance of beating HW. The month before the article came out, Rachel Maddow had a whole segment on it. Even more crazy is this article came out just before the movie did, which of course had wrapped up production months earlier, so it's not noted in there since they didn't know about it!

[@nadriguez]

Lmaoooooo. Savage.

[@brendandurham3817]

What about this one? [Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose were at Mr. Haha's birthday palace] Mr Haha: Well it says on my Haha birthday list that Bobby is 7, Genie is 9, and Dorothy is- Dorothy: I'll punch your heart out, Haha!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Brendan Durham yes!!! I'm marking it down for s future list :)

[@aurea.]

Brendan Durham Yes! The first time I heard it, I laughed for a good 2 minutes straight!

[@LanternsLight]

I couldn't stop laughing Dorothy is the queen of shade!

[@sexyangel072]

The whole haha scene was amazing! It was beyond hilarious

[@kidreside1987]

Haha: “Dorothy is the oldest!”

[@chuckwheeler7709]

When Blanche quickly retells Rose's story of how she got Sinatra tickets. Dorothy: "Take a lesson, Rose. THAT'S how you tell a story."

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Mhm

[@NDGOCHYLD]

Me when I don't feel like dealing with humans...

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you on that.

[@v78michel]

@Marcus Knull Hello racist piece of shit

[@misstocoa2766]

Daily

[@devinedarkdiva]

I can NOT live without my Golden Girls...sometimes on days when I feel down, or even just when I'm standing in my kitchen cooking dinner, it is truly a must have to watch them and hear their voices EVERY day! The Golden Girls keep me smiling even when I thought I may not make it through the day, and they keep me looking forward to my later years!!! Can't live without them!! Thank you💜

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for sharing with us. Absolutely they are a source of joy and comfort and I know what you mean. When I am feeling down I have often turned to them as well. Always there for us.

[@beckymoore2212]

That role was made for Bea...She is so good at playing Dorothy.....I love when Rose ask about whats for dinner you can plainly see its a pizza box.....Dorothy's response was so funny..

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Totally.

[@19jacinta88]

Dorothy for president!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+LivnamKaur have you checked out our actual videos of Dorothy running for president mashups?

[@marisafaith8664]

Drugs would be legal

[@jaslynkingston7533]

ColleenStockard that's AWESOME THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

[@Krimson-do1st]

@msfftx06 no duh r/woosh

[@ghada7nassr]

Dorothy was and still my favorite golden girl💜

[@jaslynkingston7533]

Ghada Alshammari I love it when she yells

[@dianejay5134]

Yes she was. Especially her scene with the wedding planner when Sofia was getting married. Classic😂🤣

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Me too

[@deshaunx776]

Bea Arthur could make anything sound funny, but many people don't know why the jokes have stayed relevant for so many years. The writing was outstanding: 1. "...always depended on the kindness of strangers" is a reference to Blanche DuBois from A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams. 2. The Spirit of St. Louis was the first plane to fly non-stop across the Atlantic Ocean. It was flown by Charles Lindbergh. 3. Gary Hart was the Democratic front-runner for the 1988 presidential election until he dropped out after a scandalous affair with Donna Rice. 4. Chrysler New Yorker is a car model that had been around since 1940. The joke is that Blanche could have been doing this "exercise" for over 4 decades. 5. It is Hawaiian custom to greet visitors with a lei when they get off a plane. The woman confused "lei" with "lay". Also, "thongs" are referring to his flip-flop sandals, not underwear. 6. The joke is actually cut short in this video. Dorothy follows the "slut and a moron" line with "Sorry, it must be decaf." This is a common excuse used by coffee drinkers who are cranky before they have their morning caffeine. 7. Pretty self-explanatory. Companies try to take advantage of older people (especially women) financially by preying on their insecurities. 8. -12. No explanation needed. Just laugh.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for taking the time to share this with us!

[@Passions5555]

@@StayGoldenGirls this comment needs to get pinned.

[@SahrethLovesAnimals]

"Get out before the victim of violent crime in this house is you." Dorothy is a fucking beast!

[@jessicalillianweinberg4401]

The first one is even better when you realize that Dorothy quoted a line from Blanche DuBois from "A Streetcar Named Desire," and I'm sure the Golden Girls' Blanche's name is a nod to that character.

[@charlleedodson]

And yet, the line also insinuates that she’s had many hookups with strangers

[@StayGoldenGirls]

💜❤️

[@imanigause8170]

“Tickle the ivories Rose” “Coochie coochie coochie coo (laughs) “Rose play or die” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Needs to be on a shirt.

[@ms.independent8935]

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JaneDoeValentine]

That last one made me cry. Perfect delivery.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Rocky Walker :)

[@karencahill4798]

At 68 I’m so glad I had the opportunity to watch “Golden Girls” when they first came on T.V. Absolutely one of the best sitcoms ever!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

❤️❤️❤️

[@mackadoodless]

*Miami Sordid Sex Scene... Who’s to Blame?* Dorothy: {points to Blanche} That’s her! She’s the one!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Now that would be an epic documentary

[@iamharrison2817]

5:02 “Blanche wake up my wife will be home any minute.” Lol 😂

[@TheScottAllenKennedy]

FINALLY, a countdown of Dorothy that is WORTHY of watching. I think there were a few gems left off, but, I can live with this list!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

You may find them in other lists dedicated to her

[@cthulhutheone8787]

Remember this Sophia-the divorce lawyer Dorthey-mom how did you know Sophia-its always the divorce lawyer

[@kheirfrancis22]

And if you added it up, blanche still should've been home 15 min ago 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅

[@brookeb.2752]

The girls are at Blanche's sisters book signing with Stanley's cousin Magda. Rose starts to tell a St. Olaf story: Dorothy: Is this about somebody getting lost? Rose: Yes Dorothy: Don't tell us, show us 😂😂😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yes!

[@imanigause8170]

“I’ve been stretching this body for years” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rinnegan-pq1bl]

Imani Gause "Blanche, sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count"😂😂😂😂

[@kareemzi]

When my friends say something obvious, I give them Dorothy's look and say something savage lolll good times

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+kareemzi love it

[@scarlett6015]

7 is the best one, I find. And utterly appropriate.

[@brendandurham3817]

Play or die. I love it!

[@TheLULUTOMAS]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

😂

[@cherylmacvane8791]

The Girls have helped me through some difficult times. They're better than therapy. I should know. I've watched and loved them for 35 years! ❤

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you on that, they do provide comfort and kindness and a sense of home during challenging times and I am glad to hear they were there for you when you needed it.

[@cherylmacvane8791]

@@StayGoldenGirls Thanks. You too. There's something very comforting about them. I feel like they're my friends too.

[@maryt.3273]

"10,000 dollars." "I'd rather be murdered." And then the way she chases him out of their house! Go Dorothy :D Second favorite is probably "Rose, play or die." I understand the sentiment behind that line, Dorothy, I truly do. Off-topic but that sweater Dorothy is wearing in #5 looks really comfy and I want one just like it :3

[@StayGoldenGirls]

It DOES look comfy!!

[@galaxandavlogs2700]

‘A bucket of chicken’ 😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Galaxanda Vlogs yesss

[@krisjets23]

👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbyb7979]

I laughed so hard at that lol

[@stevenhosea4849]

Galaxanda Vlogs Good. Hi. Yes. Bye

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.?

[@ryanramey9909]

I can’t believe the scene with Blanche’s daughter’s boyfriend Jeremy when her boyfriend was like “You’re the biggest everything,” and Dorothy was like “Not everything.” CLASSIC!

[@crystalgrose]

My favorite Golden Girl . RIP Dorothy (Bea Arthur) ♡

[@StayGoldenGirls]

She is the best.

[@kevinashwood2146]

Loved it! A great tribute to Dorothy Zpornak & Bea Arthur! She was funny as well as Betty, Rue & Estelle. I love this show!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

:)

[@phillipnelson282]

You lied to me......oh my god I'm storming out to the bathroom.

[@sherijanda6077]

I love them all!!!!! I’m in Ft. Lauderdale right now on vacation, I’m channeling my inner Golden girl 😂😂😂 Every time I watch the GG I feel like I’m on vacation, and think of my grandma ♥️ such wonderful memories!!!!!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Love that you are on vacation in FL!

[@piperradford1082]

“Blanche, lets go! C’mon Blanche, lets go! Blanche wake up, my wife will be home any minute.” Blanche freaks out and wakes up. LMAO 😂😂

[@robertchristian9582]

I have learned so much from these ladies. And I have tried to pass those lessons on to others.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Robert Christian I love it. They do have valuable lessons and continue to have positive impact and perspectives today.

[@md.rosado]

I think this is your best list yet!!! Thank you, I enjoyed it!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Wow, thank you!

[@brendanroberts8403]

"A bucket of chicken.... I hope you like it flat and extra crispy " 😂😂 creased.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Love it

[@ItsIdaho]

*That's her, she's to blame.* Gets me everytime

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

They left you your shoelaces Stan, think about it" was great too.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh man. That one is straight up savage to me. I love it. Totally savage though.

[@joshuachristiannathanael7420]

An edited, exaggerated account: My friend and I had just sat through a church afternoon service, and he asked me if I was going to have dinner, cause we usually have dinner together with a couple of more friends. I replied 'No, I'm gonna fast for 40 days and 40 nights like Jesus did.'

[@michaellovely6601]

That's awesome.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Aw snap

[@crystalgrose]

Stan: Can I have a hug? Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.

[@lindagodden8596]

Fantasticly written and preformed. Every episode with such classic comedy 🤣 its never gets old . Sadly those amazing women are no longer with us . RIP BEAUTIFUL ANGELS 😇 ❤

[@StayGoldenGirls]

💚💚💚

[@mariaboletsis3188]

Dorothy by far always was and always will be my favorite!!! She had the best lines hands down!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

She is amazing.

[@DUHORIGINAL007]

I think she is the reason why i am so sarcastic now

[@StayGoldenGirls]

She is a great role model.

[@DUHORIGINAL007]

Tell that to the people that have to deal with me...lmao

[@trishrempel]

Yep, what an odd show to love as a kid but it's hilarious, and I really think Dorothy's sarcasm influenced me. I pull these faces almost every day! Another weird thing, I once had a dream that I was hanging out with Bea Arthur like we were BFFs, and then I found out the next morning that she had passed away that night.

[@AquamarineDolls]

She and Sophia are my favorites

[@randommanlady]

“We brought dinner”😊 🍕 “ what did you get?”😙 😒“A bucket of chicken 🍗” “ hope you like your extra flat and crispy”

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yes!

[@JM-jt2zd]

She was my favorite. THANK YOU for bringing this memories. Keep the good work. 👏👏👏👍

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for watching and checking out the channel!

[@andrewwt99]

Love it. Dorothy is my spirit animal. I channel her on a regular basis.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Love itttttttttttt

[@leoleo1442]

It's all in the delivery... There will never be another Bea Arthur. I'm glad the Golden Girls were part of my childhood. Syndication is good, but waiting every week to actually see the show is priceless. No binging back then, just patience for your favorite shows!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you on that.

[@brendaduncan4347]

Stan: "Where am I supposed to sleep?" Dorothy: "On the floor, like any dog!" This is when Stan and Dorothy pretended they were married for the sake of Sophia's brother who was a priest and visiting the girls.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

boom.

[@erikbunty2016]

That priest later admitted he wasn't.

[@erin9110]

"Instead I'm living with.. Oh I'd better not say anything until I've had my coffee" is the scene that gets me 😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Hahah

[@ghosttgirlghosttspook5478]

I love Dorthey, it was about 1999, I love the Golden Girls, I was sad and unhappy and they cheered me up, and I'm in the same boat again and I still love to watch them, they make me fell so much better, thank you girls!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for sharing.

[@lynny5510]

I channel Dorothy everyday of my life! I was 18 years old when this show came out and I am now going to be 53 this year. These ladies showed me that getting older can be fun and the best time of my life!!! Middle age rocks!! LOL

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for sharing

[@Celisar1]

Golden Girls has been one of the best written shows of all times. Some punch lines are so brilliant that they don’t loose any of their clever wit even after dozens of repetitions.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Truly one of the best

[@jaslynkingston7533]

I LOVE GOLDEN GIRLS, GOLDEN GIRLS FOREVER

[@j_thedarkshadow8412]

To be honest whenever I'm in a softball game and someone isn't doing anything I flat out say "Play or die" it's my favorite thing now

[@StayGoldenGirls]

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable time to do that.

[@markhenry637]

Thank for these. If any show can put a smile on my face and make me laugh this one can. even 25 yrs later.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I feel you on that.

[@ivandeklerk697]

No 11 is one of my all time favorite ones of Dorothy. That one is so funny. Thank you for this video. I love all Dorothy's sarcastic remarks.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@WiseAilbhean]

I had a male friend that wanted my female opinion on something, and he starts with, “Hey, you’re a woman right?” And I think I replied with, “How you figure? Or what’s my tell?”

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Love it.

[@LankuDCerto]

I've always been a Dorothy. Smart, sarcastic, and quick-witted, I've destroyed friend and foe alike with my putdowns. I feel like I'm doing Bea Arthur proud.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

+Lanku D. Certo I know you are.

[@MJLeger-yj1ww]

It's funny in "reel" life, not so much in real life. And today, that's a good way to get shot!

[@marcusmoore1542]

There’s a difference between a comedy show and reality just saying.. 🙄

[@joolslaloosh]

When I was five or six years old I remember a certain Friday night when my 16 year old sister wanted to go out with a guy named Randy. I think Randy was 18 or 19 years old. Anyway my mother forbid my sister to go out that night and I remember my sister throwing a fit and shouting to my mother that "You don't know what it's like! You've never been in love!" And without missing a beat my mom calmly said, "Sure I have honey, thousands of nights."

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for sharing!!

[@sergioT575]

THANK YOU so much! I need that laugh. I usually have to channel Dorothy every other day at work

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Glad we can be of service.