13 of the Best Clinic Duty Episodes in House M.D.

Relive the most chaotic clinic duty moments from House M.D. which proves how much House truly hates this aspect of his job.
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[@higgydufrane]

We are privileged to have experienced this show in our lifetime.

[@nikiathomas5462]

Yesss

[@maimaibiri9045]

Yup, he has a different show, hard to watch without his House persona XD.

[@hollyb6885]

I absolutely agree. This show is PERFECTION from the writing and acting to the music and set design. We are so privileged.

[@darlenefraser3022]

@@maimaibiri9045Really? What show? Actually, you should look at his older stuff. Awesome!

[@RimWulf]

Well, it's NBC that posted this one

[@sethv5273]

House went from a 17 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him to a 97 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him

[@nighteyeswolf]

talk about whiplash!

[@williampearce5757]

I mean let's be honest, wouldn't you want to sleep with Hugh Laurie?

[@TheHadesShade]

Why did the 17 year old want House so badly? Doesn't make much sense.

[@williampearce5757]

@@TheHadesShade Because she had a disease in her brain that was making her judgement faulty. And because Hugh Laurie is a very handsome man.

[@erikjrn4080]

@@TheHadesShade House has that bad boy vibe that women go nuts for...

[@one4ale955]

the way House instantly reaches for Vicodin when the guy says "I love cows." will always get me

[@sorrytodisappoint]

It's a preemptive strike against the headache that's about to ensue. 😂

[@pwuk]

"make love, not belts" what a line 😂

[@perrycarters3113]

I just imagine in his head he goes "Oh. So THIS is what I'm dealing with today...."

[@tiley996]

I think he probably would have had Vicodin even if the patient had an ingrown toenail...

[@Sniperboy5551]

@AIuzky I hope that’s a joke, but… this is the internet.

[@rock-bottom2023]

Hugh Laurie has mastered this role perfectly. House M.D. is a masterpiece of sarcasm, humor, and medical intrigue.

[@joeleboeuf]

The good doctor never fails to impress us.

[@masansr]

He was strictly comedy actor before this, and after, he had earned enough money to be a blues singer/songwriter. There is nothing in his whole CV to suggest he would be a brilliant drama medical show actor. Yet he was.

[@itoibo4208]

I often forget he has a british accent in real life.

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@itoibo4208first time I heard his real accent I almost sh*t a brick. 🤣

[@lorcis1]

hugh is brilliant, i dont think the show would have succeeded without him

[@pauldavis9387]

I love how the last woman seems fine when she thinks her man is cheating with another woman but gets angry when she finds out he ate a cheeseburger. Priorities.

[@calebm9000]

Welcome to being old

[@wes6244]

😂 Just the way she said, "you're eating FLESH?!" with such disdain. It killed me.

[@ToddKing]

Piper Perabo, she's a cutie. She was on Covert Affairs. Oh, and it was a great show.

[@wes6244]

@@ToddKing and You.

[@ramalshebl60]

​@@wes6244most wholesome comment ive read this year

[@daviskane7904]

"We have a neurological problem" gets me every time lol

[@vivianatieno-th6xs]

Hahaha

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

one hell of a smucker's commercial

[@Jon6429]

You can see the nurse trying not to laugh

[@xbleepxbloopx3411]

I love that scene. That line and the ending are my favorites "On an evolutionary basis I'd recommend.. never"

[@arevolvingdoor3836]

me too, like how does she know what neurological means and also thinks jelly is a contrceptive

[@Big_Island_Boi]

"Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous." What a line. And delivered with such nonchalance.

[@OldGreyMulletTest]

Prescribe, surely?

[@pipp972]

And bizarrely, the info is true! Smoking does seem to help control ulcerative colitis.

[@ctvxl]

@@pipp972 cigarettes specifically are actually very good for the digestive system in general. I'm not sure if it is understood why exactly. And, of course, the benefits are very heavily outweighed by the negatives

[@socks2441]

@@ctvxl just like real medicine then ;p

[@katie7748]

That's why some call it Big pHarma. Didn't anyone ever wonder why it's the Food AND Drug Administration? It sure af doesn't stand for Fine n Dandy Agriculture!

[@scorpiongod101]

The woman thinking strawberry jam will act as protection just kills me every time

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

what is it? it's a carpet burn!!!!🤣

[@gbrown932]

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6uewrong case lol

[@drew2303]

“Smell this…” Lmaoo

[@chandniku1770]

"You have little people inside you" I died!

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you sleep walk right into his arms🤣🤣

[@user-yj9st8wn2b]

Dr. House’s Al Bundy moment😂

[@Incommensurableme]

The old lady as an actor killed it, she played her parts flawlessly and out of all the other patient actors, felt truly genuine.

[@PapaVanTwee5]

There were two old ladies. Which one? The one having an affair, or the later one with her son in tow?

[@thomasfholland]

I personally preferred the teenage stalker. Sooooo much better to look at!

[@PapaVanTwee5]

@@thomasfholland That to me was cringe. While the actress (Leighton Meester) was more than of age in season 3 (born in 1986, makes her about 20 at the time) it made me, a grown man of 53, uncomfortable. I just don't want to think about going to jail.

[@joolz-hearall1p126]

The old ladies husband - Peter graves The earlier serialised version of Mission Impossible I have an idea the Leonard Nimmoy ( the original Spock) Was also in it

[@alestane2]

@@joolz-hearall1p126 Yes, that's Peter Graves indeed (not the husband, the lover, they're not married together, they're having an affair). And yes, Leonard Nimoy did play in Mission Impossible too. You can check both on their wikipedia pages.

[@jxhleel818]

I have lots of respect for whoever is still uploading these

[@tenmilltimes6]

Me too

[@jeepxj]

Im told its cuttie

[@Gumbocinno]

Can a single video go without this generic comment?

[@ItGirlCaliiopx]

"whoever" my brother in Christ that's a company

[@jxhleel818]

@@Gumbocinno not on my watch

[@misterz5908]

Patient: SHE IS MY MOM!! House: Step. 😂😂😂

[@cronykil74]

She probably gets stuck under tables and in washers all the time 😂

[@TChalla616]

That's a whole genre now.

[@Son0fFalse]

House treating the lady with syphilis was the sweetest thing in the world. Such a Gentleman.haha

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

did you get some box cutters and sterilize them?🤣

[@maryqualls5086]

It was!! And Iove how he talked her into filling the prescription. And it totally worked. The look on his face was so sweet. You could tell he liked her and felt compassion for her.

[@ClaimedMinotaur]

I love when the nurses are in the room for these moments. The way House looks at them like, "Are you seeing this?" And they just look at him like, "I wish I wasn't."

[@morningivy]

When he pulled out the Tic Tacs around 16:00, what did he realize?

[@ClaimedMinotaur]

@@morningivy I'm assuming he had a breakthrough about the patient in that episode. He often gets them at random times, so I figured that's what that was.

[@PhO3NiX96]

I believe he realized that the main patient he was treating actually ate pills from outside the hospital that was brought by his girlfriend and didn't eat the correct medication he was prescribed by House @@morningivy I rewatched season 1 recently and if I recall correctly it's what happened

[@maxg5140]

@@PhO3NiX96 That’s a different episode. This one’s later on, the tictacs belong to a patient who was going through them like crazy. House seeing the old guy freshen his breath made him realize the patient is using mints to cover up bad breath caused by an infection in the patient’s jaw

[@PhO3NiX96]

@@maxg5140 Oh yeah i think you're right

[@TheStratocaster1977]

- What do I do? - Well, it's obvious.... start a religion! Legendary line!

[@user-lh3gp2gm1p]

High Laurie is a brilliant actor. He did a particularly great job in this serial. I've watched the reruns over and over again, but I'm always amused and never bored.

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

which are the black and white ones?🤣🤣🤣

[@MdnightWnd]

"Just like Abraham did it." That always cracks me up. The clinic patients were much more funny in earlier seasons.

[@charmnGUY]

Haha Randall Park is gold

[@formerevolutionist]

I don't even like poking myself with a needle, let alone circumcising myself with a box cutter. If he wanted one that bad he could have gone to the doctor instead of doing it himself. There are definitely cases where it's better to spend a little extra rather than save a few bucks.

[@kornaros96]

​​@@formerevolutionistthis being set in USA, I severely doubt that the whole thing would have costed him few bucks...

[@harringt100]

​@kornaros96 Hard to say what it would cost, but it probably would have been cheaper to get a standard circumcision than to get a plastic surgeon to restore his foreskin. Who the heck would think of circumcising himself?

[@angelr194]

​@@harringt100 the same idiot who thought he could sterilize a box cutter and not use any anesthesia...

[@NH-tb2sm]

Interesting how when House does clinic hours he gets all the crazies.

[@ArchknightAlpha]

Murphy's law in action.

[@kmarasin]

I think you're underestimating the crazies

[@sunwukong1333]

Every ER/ED attending and nurse has dozens of crazy stories.

[@ArchknightAlpha]

@@sunwukong1333 Only dozens? Must be newbies.

[@heathercontois4501]

I like to think Cuddy saves them for him. But the sleep walking divorcee wasn't crazy.

[@NoobAmerican]

5:51 This part is definitely one of the funniest scenes in House. The way he just freezes and immediately reaches for vicodine just kills me.

[@willietaylor5869]

The woman with the jelly you saw the nurse in the background. Smirking because she was about to laugh.😂😂😂😂

[@dough1158]

Feels unnaturally refreshing to see all the clinic clips together, indescribable

[@smurfyday]

Now you know how House felt

[@owie4070]

​@@smurfyday😂😂

[@jeffreycole2816]

They need to make a spinoff with new episodes. House: Clinic Duty

[@morningivy]

And with all the context too!

[@Icetastesgood]

1000 likes

[@kyalautner8685]

The sleep sexer was funny she just kept coming back like see im not lying 😂😂

[@derrickdinwiddie8759]

"I'm not lying!" And yet your body says otherwise. 😜

[@Googleistheantichrist]

Gotta say, the ex did nothing wrong. He wasn’t dead for pity’s sake

[@denniscotey8182]

Funny and smokin hot!

[@sassbrat]

She wasn't actually lying per say. She just didn't remember doing everything due to her own body betraying her

[@Silencer796]

@@sassbratyeah, I feel bad for her. :(

[@echognomecal6742]

35:28 Might be my favorite interaction with a patient. "Doomed to feel good for the rest of your life" with that look & attitude. So sweet w the lady who puts up so well w her cranky son

[@IshaSoul]

Patient: “I love cows” House: pops a handful of Vicodin 😂

[@aparnamanikkath4599]

Man was so stressed that he need to get high

[@jasonbowser5754]

I always loved the old lady with syphilis. She is one of the few patients, or people for that matter, that legit made house smile. He legit liked her 😂

[@pescaruraduvlad]

Same vibe given to me. Also, thinking about her story made me a bit sad. We all get to the point where, let's face it, we ain't on the market anymore, if you know what I mean. You don't need the world to tell you this. You close "the business" all by yourself. Well, she suddenly got a fresh new space to lay her goods on from destiny. That really feels wholesome to see. Also, please don't cringe at the eufemism.

[@Oroberus]

@@pescaruraduvlad You'e only closing shop if you want to close shop, it's the 21. century ;) Sure, 30 years ago, at some point your libido would have been gone and that's it but these days? As long as you want it back, you can get it back :)

[@anabltc]

Shirley Knight was so great ✨

[@ottokarl5427]

She noticed a change as a symptom, while other people disregard it. She basically did what House always does.

[@josephinekautuka4051]

She'll come by for a check-UP 😉

[@poopshitcrapwaste]

that old lady with neurosyphilis brain damage was the coolest patient of them all and with the right attitude towards life "well, you have to go sometime".

[@SunshyneA]

While i dont want it to be due brain damage i truly wanna be that spunky at that age! Going out zesty and with a bang!

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

Actually, Tertiary syphilis is incurable. Thats when its gotten into the brain. She'll experience syphilitic insanity and have to be committed. That son of hers ought to get tested for hereditary syphilis as she probably passed down to him as he was born. Eventually her brain'll get totally fried and she'll die. Not a great way to go, either.

[@CristiNeagu]

"And I am not afraid of dying. Any time will do, I don’t mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There’s no reason for it. You’ve got to go sometime." - Gerry O’Driscoll

[@luciusvorenus9445]

@@RaptorFromWeegee Yep. That's what caused Al Capone to be released from Alcatraz early and was the cause of his death. He was afraid of needles

[@Andrew-og7li]

​@@RaptorFromWeegee😢 buzz officially killed from that wholesome section of the video. But still good to know so thank ye for the info.

[@Agnarian]

This was one of the greatest shows on television. Dark, funny and emotional. Hugh Laurie was the perfect actor to play House!

[@jessicamacdowell1587]

The lady playing the I don’t want my tumor removed part because she will look different is insane

[@dylantech]

“My OBGYN died recently. He was a nice man, warm hands.” -“Not anymore.” 💀

[@potkettle]

It's the best line in this compilation!

[@bredanback]

💀 fr

[@aceatnight]

Oh I always thought he said wears pants

[@heathercontois4501]

I actually like how House acknowledges the circumcision guys desperation, doesn't completely mock him for it, just they way he did it. Outside of Lagertha's episode I think that was his most compassionate.

[@toomanyaccounts]

he was horrified

[@Scnottaken]

​@@toomanyaccountsfelt sympathy pains for sure

[@Phoenix-ft9qj]

She did an amazing job in her episode

[@Tasarran]

Never mock a man who has intentionally taken a knife to his own pee-pee.

[@KushiLungs]

W

[@55Quirll]

You didn't finish the teen crush on House. Her problem was that she had spores in her brain that gave her false feelings for House, similar to the old woman with Syphilis. These are some of House's greats. Thanks for uploading them.

[@daviduzo]

I don't think she had spores. House just lied to her to get her to stop, kind of a reverse psychology thing.

[@jimnorthland2903]

Valley fever I seem to remember.

[@55Quirll]

@@jimnorthland2903 Thanks, It was a good ending, House was disappointed that she was attracted to him due to spores in the brain. Too bad.

[@margomoore4527]

“When I stop being contagious, I’ll stop by for a check-up” (wink). Gag me with a spoon.

[@wd3185]

@@daviduzoNo, she did. He noted the milky tears and told her what to get to fix it.

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Amazing how many times they violate patient privacy on this show. Like when House is examining the strawberry jelly girl and the other doctor just blurts out another patient's cancer scan results.

[@vincenzoditrolio6985]

You can talk about results as long as you don’t also give identifying information.

[@toe_grips]

@@vincenzoditrolio6985 He said the Patient's name out loud

[@ItGirlCaliiopx]

house having to pop a vicodin to deal with the cow lover 😭😭😭

[@jimhanty8149]

It’s never “A “ Vicodin…..it’s a handful…… he’s resistive at this point.

[@ItGirlCaliiopx]

@@jimhanty8149 thanks to you and your PhD in pharmacology for correcting some random queer on the internet!! ☺️

[@jimhanty8149]

@@ItGirlCaliiopx thanks… I have been there…I know…

[@Sniperboy5551]

@ItGirlCaliiopx It’s nice that it’s not a bad word anymore, I like it

[@Farhan_049]

I'd need them too if I were his apprentice!

[@user-pm3bx2ee4q]

As a physician, I can not tell you how much we in medecine all think what House says but can’t say in real life.

[@dars5229]

Just the snarky stuff, or also being able to say how hot a patient looks?

[@yspegel]

And that's exactly what's wrong in this world, we can't say what's often is needed to say. Still, I laughed at your comment hehe.

[@reneesjewelerydesign]

You are a physician who cant spell medicine?

[@swetashetty941]

Im a Physical therapist..and was asked by a patient with back pain if it was ok to do dope ... I had no answer ...my head was screaming DONT DO DRUGS EVER....my answer to her was..no issues with dope and backache ! 😂

[@Freedom2FlyDrones]

A physician (@b10000) who can not spell medicine? Seriously? How many times do you think in college and med school would a physician write "medicine" to know how it is spelt? i and e are not even neighbours to be a typo like 'gave' and 'have'. I call BS on the physician claim.

[@hyrule5975]

The “well it’s not lupus” always get me

[@one_bad_mofo8658]

"Im sorry." "I should have told you how I felt!" *sprays mouth* "Oh...welcome to hell." Lmao that reaction.

[@jmcsquared18]

These are basically Gregory House's slice of life skits. Call me crazy, but these were the best parts of the entire show.

[@HerrHoppenstedt]

Yeah this back and forth with the "main" patient gets on my nerves sooner or later. They used some tropes to break this up, but it's the main schtick afterall.

[@katscratchfever3506]

Yes!! I LOVED clinic duty!! lol.

[@jazzyboswell768]

House had the original "She's not your mom....She's your STEPmom" lol

[@TH3C001]

Having seen this show during its run as a kid I couldn’t truly appreciate it. This show is comedy gold and Hugh Laurie is an absolute legend. Couldn’t have cast a better actor. I’m going to have to find this show in its entirety one day, maybe on DVD or Blu-ray.

[@trudiesulal8742]

All seasons are on Amazon Prime😊❤❤

[@ThatBlackGirlMagic]

😂😂😂 Randall Park cutting his foreskin off is still the most hilarious, nonsense moment in House.

[@sQuishmo33]

Poor Jim.

[@Jackaboy1476]

I love the last one “it’s fine, you’re accomplished, funny, attractive, woman are gonna want you” “he’s cheating with another food group, probably burgers” “OMG YOU’RE DISGUSTING!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cynthiahusband106]

Huge Laurie made this show , phenomenal actor , so many times actually , brilliant. So sorry it’s not on anymore , it was so unique.

[@PapaVanTwee5]

@@DaleGribble-ng5gu It's NBC/Peacock now.

[@tomwhone9804]

Yip, funny as hell, willing to accept he was cheating but not willing to accept he wasn't vegan.

[@enlightendbel]

Pretty on point for Vegans tho.

[@magster6022]

People never seem to get tired of making fun of vegans. If it were just the self-righteousness that got to people, wouldn't they be mocking Evangelical Christians? Oh, maybe they are...

[@yerossyle]

“You have restored my faith in the human race. You’re lying!” 😂

[@dionysuskapeleia]

24:57 -"It's on my chest,too" -"Of course it is" 😂😂😂

[@yoyomelon6275]

Who is that actress?

[@illegitimate0]

This is from that alternate universe where you can see a doctor 4 times within a month with no scheduling issues.

[@jessicaolson490]

I think it's a walk-in clinic, so you don't actually need an appointment you just have to wait in line. :P

[@ajuicejemas]

To whatever employee keeps uploading House clips, please know that you have our undying gratitude

[@prettyevil6662000]

I remember loving the episodes with the teenage girl, Ali, when they first came out. She appeared over a couple episodes indicating how long her stalking behavior was going on for. I just really liked that while House was flattered and didn't want to get her in trouble, he also didn't take advantage. This skipped the scene where he finally tells her he's not interested and she has a fungal infection that's lowering her inhibitions (though it's unclear if she really did have a fungal infection or not).

[@KatJustice97]

I think she did, he diagnosed her because she had milky tears which were indicative of the fungal infection

[@ahmetsaidalkur50]

@@KatJustice97 nah i am pretty sure house made it all up if not her being sick but definitely the part where it made her feel attracted to house

[@cmen6895]

@@ahmetsaidalkur50No, if you watched the show you’d actually know what happened. When she was treated, the insane attraction towards house went away because the infection was causing problems in her brain.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Interesting how she justifies it by stating the age of consent in Iceland. We're not in Iceland.

[@55Quirll]

@@cmen6895 Yes, reminded me of the old woman who was getting attracted to younger men due to her Syphilis flair-up. He was kind and gentle with her too.

[@TheTexican05]

Our man with the cane is legendary! Thank you to whoever took the time to put these compilations together.

[@v0LkEN88]

I love it when it House make the 'breakthrough' face for his patient case after those clinic duty interactions, he immediately when to do another clinic duties 😂😂

[@kaylahorton7083]

I love how people are pulling their pants down with the blinds open wide 😂

[@starlingswallow]

Right?!?! Bahahahaha!!!

[@DanielGreen0]

Or the other docs barging in and staring, that's rude

[@katie7748]

And opening the door when a lady is up in stirrups 😳🫣

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

Happens all the time.

[@xbleepxbloopx3411]

That vegan lady scene will always get me because of the ending "I'm accomplished. I'm funny. Can I... have whatever I want?" with the look she gives him lmfao

[@briansmith8967]

She went on to star in Covert, Affairs. Piper Perabo.

[@svenno9951]

I completely missed the show when it was new but I'm binge watching every episode on prime now. What a great show in every way. I'm on season 6 now.

[@lolan9180]

0:39 “start a religion.” I burst out laughing. He’s referencing the Virgin Mary.

[@RJSTEVENS89]

"It's actually a personal record for this clinic" haha the way he said it was prefect!

[@MizMima]

19:38 Woman : I’ll have a huge scar, I won’t be able to wear a bikini! House : You wear a bikini now?? Woman : yes! You got a problem with that? House : Nope but I’ve never gone swimming with you 💀😂😂

[@Bozbaby103]

I love her confidence.

[@5Li0n50fGod7]

​ @Bozbaby103 Believe me I have come across a number of not so attractive weirdos that are very confident in themselves in fact a little too much to the point of vanity or arroagnce even, albeit misplaced, either that, or they don't have self awareness or any at all lol. I cringe hard at them LOL.

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Bozbaby103 Confidence isn’t always a good thing, let’s be honest

[@willienelsongonzalez4609]

Loved it when they had Carmen Electra made a guest appearance as an one of House’s imaginary patients. Loved House’s rationale for doing so!

[@ronakkothari5687]

28:55 that "oh yeah" had me on the floor

[@ditzydoo04]

This is a testimony to why House most likely has very little sanity 😂

[@factperson179]

Personally I think he ain't insane, just too smart to have much compassion for anyone

[@jamescole6846]

For years people kept telling me to watch this show but I was always too busy working. Then COVID happened. I watched the 1st episode, followed by all 175 for the next 3 weeks. Yep, about 8 a day. Binged the whole thing back to back. Best show EVER.

[@pokemagetech]

No it isn’t. But it’s certainly excellent.

[@buttnutt]

Based.

[@jamescole6846]

I say that about a lot of shows. How about one of the best shows ever or best show for category MD/hospital @@pokemagetech

[@samuelwoods164]

​@@pokemagetechperfectly entitled to their own opinion, if that's their favourite show that's their deal.... Would you tell someone their favourite meal is incorrect?

[@TheJunedale]

I bought all the dvds in a charity shop, got a binge planned.

[@pplattee]

15:45 House reacting to people being emotional is GOLD!!!

[@mr.dr.prof.patrick7284]

dear uploader: thank you for posting these and getting house back on my recommended. i love going to deep character studies for everyone… such well written and complex people

[@blugreen123]

His reaction to the circumcision guy always makes me laugh so hard. 😆

[@p5ychojoe138]

It takes a lot to make House make a run for it. He was completely horrified. Especially once he saw it, he wanted to be gone yesterday more than any other clinic duty.

[@florianmaschke269]

A self-circumcision... come on mate.. that must be horrible to watch. Give Greg a rest...

[@dash-x]

I remember my baby brother as a young child was goofing off after a bath and tore his testicle open. He didn’t cry, and fell asleep in the ambulance . I do recalls both the paramedics wincing and my Ma talking about it in the waiting room and all the grown men cross their legs 😹 poor thing. He doesn’t remember though thankfully.

[@jonyao76]

HEHEHEH Randall Park

[@Spartan1912tam]

@@jonyao76 asian Jim FTFY

[@Voidelle]

I swear I always forget the final twist of the cow guy, Every. Single. Time.

[@ideologybot4592]

Adult entertainment producers certainly didn't.

[@zyaicob]

Literally never could possibly see it coming

[@tracypouncy1178]

Thanks for these clips. I had a rough day, and really needed this!

[@ShatnerLover]

I’ve watched every episode so many times and I still enjoy these compilation videos. I like to believe Wilson actually got better and he and House do private practice under assumed identities now.

[@christophersanchez2658]

19:12 "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" With a straight face kills me

[@mgc235]

Did House really Moo at the Cowdephile😂😂😂

[@MizMima]

Actually Momphile lol

[@FFKonoko]

Step mom

[@Smalls2007]

No fucking way bro 😂😂

[@dykevader01]

Tbh House with the old lady by the end... shows why he's a great doctor

[@kevinl6231]

I watch this compilation over and over and don’t realize 39 minutes have passed.

[@justsomekazakh]

Almost 40 minutes of House's clinic duties, neat!

[@slayerdwarfify]

Didn't even realize how long it was. Just like watching a full episode now, hell yeah

[@heidikickhouse-]

Well, technically, the farmer and the model with the leg pain weren't Clinic Duty, just House getting his class to diagnose his own leg. (Fun to have them included though.)

[@zacharygreenwald4561]

Can we get more of these, to whomever uploads

[@OreoFresa]

​@@heidikickhouse-They were, but he was only treated those 2, he was treated by Cuddy. There were 3 cases, not just 1

[@kresimirbozic1976]

📸

[@desaturated-firefox]

Something I always like about House is his curiosity and delight about his fellow weirdos.

[@aatish4697]

Mad Mad respect for the Guy who was ready to be medicated just to maintain sanctity of Mother Son relationship

[@philippesoares1745]

Like House said "STEP"^^

[@Jiraius]

Thank you for posting this show, I really did miss it from my teenage years. The last clip in this vid about the vegan being way more upset about her boyfriend eating meat than being told he is cheating is fricking hilarious

[@OopsOlliePopp]

GOD YES 40 straight minutes of house MD clips i need this. I have rewatched the series too many times i need something more

[@starlingswallow]

4:41 😂😂😂😂 House's reaction to the box cutter circumcise job!!! "Just like Abraham did it." 🤪😂😂😂

[@thomassalas5191]

Randall park😂

[@csabaidonat]

The old lady with syphilis beats them all. Loved this show! I watched season 1 for like hundreds of times, and I watched the other seasons a lot too!

[@Timeward76]

I love how House usually breaks up.marriages with his clinic work, but he basically points out to that first woman "youre fucking your ex every time you sleep, you two should talk" lmao

[@chipsthedog1]

I could easily watch a whole spin off show just about the clinic. Same writers, same cast it would be awesome

[@katscratchfever3506]

I second this!!

[@kayleebrasseaux4736]

House’s face when the guy who used box cutters on his area is hilarious. For anyone wondering it around the 5:00 marker

[@martymartin5302]

4:41 for a more accurate time marker

[@johnschmid7785]

Getting the twinkie back in the wrapper.

[@williamwchuang]

Randall Park

[@starlingswallow]

I busted out laughing!! 😂😂😂

[@mikevignola4213]

​@starlingswallow9406 well you're not a man I felt something retract.

[@XandriaRavenheart]

That old lady with syphilis brought tears to my eyes.

[@bigdaddylanester6142]

Me too

[@nightgardheal]

Those were the best parts... thank you for uploading this !

[@mikeottersole]

House is one of the all time greatest characters on any show. Brilliantly played by a superior actor, Hugh Laurie. He was even good in the talking mouse movie.

[@andys8482]

Even better in the movie with all the puppies.

[@pradeep_amaresan]

You shud watch him in Blackadder season 3 & 4.

[@joeleboeuf]

Do you mean, Stuart Little?

[@mikeottersole]

@@pradeep_amaresan Thanks for the reminder. Blackadder was a gem of British humour. Made me laugh out loud every show.

[@frglee]

His Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster was by far the best version ever. Though he did other stuff with Stephen Fry, and they made a superb combination together in comedy sketch shows, both on tv and radio in the UK. What always surprised me was to see how many Americans thought Hugh Laurie was an American actor!

[@Xiphos0311]

The Syphilis lady has the best attitude. Good job lady.

[@toomanyaccounts]

that was due to irreversible brain damage. usually syphilis eating the brain results in insanity

[@excrono]

There are WAY worse STDs to get, worse that even HIV, Syphilis is dodging a bullet.

[@taiming71]

One of the best shows ever made. Great characters and good stories.

[@zentropoetic]

This compilation makes it feel like this is a single day for him

[@JasonON]

House in the clinic are some of the best times on television.

[@normahnormah5553]

❤

[@manuelestrada797]

This was definitely one of the most entertaining shows ever. The actor who played Dr. House nailed it!

[@inigoargote4570]

Hugh Laurie is a genius

[@frglee]

🙂Thanks for this selection! On a cold grey Winter's day, Mr Laurie has cheered me up immeasurably.

[@gatesraby6744]

That old woman with Syphilis, was epic asf lol

[@Hedning1390]

One way to stop your step mom from sexually harassing you as a minor is to go to the police. They may say "nicccce" but they still have to arrest her.

[@sauter1]

Niiiiccee South Park reference there ;)

[@ASavageEye]

I always have to remind myself that this show ended but left itself wide open to come back whenever it wanted

[@zyaicob]

No Wilson no Cuddy? House faked his death? No Cameron? Kutner and Amber are both dead, Big Love isn't coming back, 13 is probably dead, Masters isn't coming back, Park might so that'd be fun. This show needs a good balance of male and female fellows.

[@beauxtibideaux9919]

I love these clips in this format without having to watch all the filler that went along with this show.

[@SAMEntalhealth]

Sad this show needs a comeback. This was legit one of if not the best show ive ever seen

[@Goatknyght]

Chase M. D.

[@CristiNeagu]

Well, maybe not a comeback. But they should have done one short follow-up. Cut to a hospital room. Thirteen is wracked with involuntary spasms from her Huntington's which has now a complete hold on her. The doctor is telling her that unfortunately the experimental treatment she was on is showing no signs of improvement. There's nothing more they can do for her other than making her as comfortable as possible and simply wait for the end. The full realisation of this hits her. There is no one and nothing to help her. She begs him to help her. He says there's nothing he can do. She tells him there is one thing he could do. She doesn't say it outright, but you can see on his face that he knows what she means. He considers it, but no. He cannot. It's his duty of care. He couldn't possibly do such a thing. He reiterates that they'll take good care of her, make her life more comfortable, and storms out of the room. Thirteen is left alone to contemplate the infinitely short time she still has to live. It's night now. Rain is falling, driving rivers of water on the windows to match the dried up tears on Thirteen's face. As she's looking out the window, she hears the door to her ward slide open. It's probably a nurse, here to make sure the pain can be extended for as long as possible. All we see is two feet wearing sports shoes with cheesy heel shock absorbers, along with a flaming cane stepping into the room. A voice says: "Is it time?" Thirteen turns around, eyes wide, brimming with tears again. As she breaks down she can say only one thing: "Yes. It's time." Fade to black.

[@sansthedrummer]

Just imagine a House prequel series when he's in med school

[@_mark_3814]

@@CristiNeaguI don’t think house should let her get that far

[@CristiNeagu]

@@_mark_3814 House isn't know for being there for you every step of the way. He does comes through, eventually.

[@luvliigirl]

Best line from House “ your doomed for the rest of your life to feel good.”

[@Dr.GOWTHAM_EM]

One of my fav line , House : you have restored my faith in human race , you lied “😂😂😂😂1:31 to 1:40

[@franktorres3081]

We need another season on this show ❤❤❤ House forever

[@CleoHarperReturns]

Occasional dose of House whenever I'm out of my old lady meds? Never gets old.

[@2centschange]

The first one, house actually started having fun with as it was the only clinic one that had enough twists to almost be an actual case. I have a feeling that's why he gave her that hint at the end.

[@kleenbeats]

As wild as the scenarios in this show seem, any real world clinician will attest to its accuracy when it comes to its nuance. Just ask any doctor or nurse about their craziest patient stories and you’ll understand where I’m coming from.

[@natescode]

Correct. My Highschool girlfriend was on some weird meds that required eating fat before taking. She didn't consume enough fat and literally would sleep walk and eat fatty foods without knowing it.

[@RodgerRamjet]

i knew nothing of this actor, prior to his role on House.... i cant THINK of "House M.D." and not have him in mind.. he IS that Dr.. he IS that role... irreplaceable.. spot on timing, remarkable chemistry with a huge cast.. one of the all time best shows, imho, on tv.. of any genre...

[@yvonneburns2786]

Try Blackadder he's in that 😅

[@tonyacosta4574]

He also the father of Stewart little and the borrower as a cop he done alot of British shows and movies

[@johnkeilloh2682]

Bertie Wooster ftw

[@terrierairsoft6544]

"Not everyone can operate a zipper." Man, we've all been there 😬

[@justinturner8278]

Try button flies. But don’t get drunk with them.

[@jKherty]

​@@justinturner8278what would happen if you're drunk? I'm sober 0% of the time