Speed Dating with House, Chase and Wilson | HOUSE M.D. | Screen Bites

[@them0rningstar]

"i play videogames" "oh, profesionally?" "pfft, i wish" bigass mood

[@Kyriakos703]

Does D'Arby count as a professional gamer?

[@veronikapichova5236]

You forgot that "bruh" 🤣

[@gerardob7364]

Veronika Píchová bro*

[@TheLizardWizard_the2nd]

@@Kyriakos703 your kind is not welcomed here y'know

[@Kyriakos703]

@@TheLizardWizard_the2nd Takes one to know one. 😉

[@khaelstorm2552]

If Chase was allowed to be himself he would’ve walked out with ALL the phones.

[@khaelstorm2552]

The numbers of course. They wouldn’t all just up and give him their flip-phones. Although I’d wager at least 3 would’ve.

[@asherujudo7383]

@@khaelstorm2552 They would if he asked nicely.

[@Shawnchapp]

@@khaelstorm2552 pretty sure they would've Lol i mean a girl randomly gave him her car just because he asked Lol

[@ln5321]

@@khaelstorm2552 No you were right the first time. He'd walk out with everyone's phone.

[@tmr3421]

Men's and women's

[@victorpradha9946]

"Little girls kiss frogs expecting them to turn into you" Brilliant line...just absolutely brilliant!

[@ilexevergreen5405]

Because it's true!

[@nenisguevaragomez8122]

Brilliant and true.

[@quackplay9243]

A little girl actually kissed him. It's more funny when you know the back story xD

[@sashirmunoz3780]

@@quackplay9243 righhhht hahahaahahahahah

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

@quack play the little girl didn't kiss him expecting him to turn into a Prince.

[@bluesbr0ther588]

Yes Chase got a lot of phone numbers but imagine how many he would have gotten if he talked with Australian accent and told the women that he is a doctor.

[@lealta1481]

The calls were booty calls

[@MrPoopenFarten]

That's the point dumbass.

[@the_biggest_chungus7508]

Archievement unlocked: Get everyones number

[@GiltleyRage]

All of them xD

[@DamnMyNickIsTaken]

"Ugh, another doctor? I already had two of you this evening."

[@magicsteve5523]

I love how Wilson gets bleak stories every time he mentions he’s an oncologist

[@bermanmo6237]

I know someone who is a tax collector. When she tells people what she does, they would ask her for advice on how to do their taxes. Yes, she gets very annoyed. You could tell Wilson is annoyed by all the cancer stories he heard during speed dating.

[@kaiz1845]

@@bermanmo6237 Same thing happens as a teacher. Whenever I meet someone new and they're parent-age, the conversation always goes something like "so my kid really hates this subject at school, what should I do..."

[@ShadowFri3nd]

He even got the fucking cat history... My poor dude can't catch a break.

[@meggyspencer]

as a resident in oncology I can confirm that is how 60% of people react unfortunately... the other 40% goes 'oh I WOULD NEVER DO THAT IT IS SO SAD' and you're just like ma'am I just wanted to buy some fruit please let me leave

[@imranroy4731]

Most of the time when people don't know how to start a conversation, they usually focus on the next person's career, since it feels like a safe choice. Starting with the person's physical features feels very offensive or shallow, and you don't know enough about the person to pick another topic.

[@captbarnes]

“Yeah, but they can’t dance like I can.” Makes me laugh every time.

[@kurtsudheim825]

The cynicism & sarcasm is so awesome, unfortunately not so cool in task like as I can attest

[@alibabapirce9782]

it would fit more if he said but they cant sing like i can :D

[@victorpradha9946]

It's not clear whether the women see the cane or House hobbling, so I'm not sure whether that line plays to the women, the way it plays to us (the audience).

[@mauz791]

2:33

[@rebbekaoliveira1018]

😂😂😂😂

[@herroyalsquirrelness8167]

Best part of the episode is watching Chase.. becoming house...

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Her Royal Squirrelness, yeh :)

[@Captn_Slow]

Her Royal Squirrelness Yup, one episode at a time~~

[@alikartal4822]

Is this a foreshadowing?

[@icypeanutpolo]

Wonderline yes

[@gerstein03]

Even makes facial expressions that make them look just like House

[@bgcanadianbacon6703]

I wish we got more scenes with House, Wilson, and Chase together. Seeing them become a trio of friends would've been awesome

[@diogenes.]

U are my spirit animal 👍🙂

[@rosannaburt3048]

wish foremen was 2

[@earlnoli]

@@rosannaburt3048 foreman is too decent and a good man. Totally will spoil the fun 😅

[@rosannaburt3048]

@@earlnoli idk if foreman is good but hes ok

[@scarredface2684]

@@earlnoli good enough to delete his files before they digitize them, while high on Vicodin with Taub.

[@goatherderkavi7441]

"So you attribute every relationship I've ever been in to the height of my cheekbones?" "Not all of it, just the beginning." "The rest is the hair." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raven4k998]

you love dance dance revolution🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GorcStew]

"Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn" I think Wilson is the only one in the show who can consistently shut him down during an argument lol

[@bilibull1]

Tends to happen when you know a person so well, you end up understanding their thought process.

[@dipanjan_roy]

House agrees by the end of the show that Wilson is indeed smarter than him.

[@viking6985]

@@dipanjan_roy i don't really agree with that. Intelligence is in fact adaptation, so in this case he is, but if we talk about IQ, house is way way ahead

[@megkrish7568]

@@viking6985 He said smarter not more intelligent so like less IO more EQ ig

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Only reason House talked to him for more than 3 seconds like the rest of the ppl he worked with He could keep up with him An Equal

[@mjohnson5030]

02:30 "I'm a diagnostician." "Don't all doctors do that?"... says EVERYONE.

[@moneebabbas3325]

1 2 don’t all doctor do that?

[@itsneverlupus5544]

@Holden Mcgroine consultant detectivr

[@kylie3112]

1 2 Yeah.. but they can’t dance like I can

[@romainsavioz5466]

Well it's a specifc job

[@mjohnson5030]

@@romainsavioz5466 No! It is not. Diagnostician means "person who diagnoses things" which is 90% of all physicians. It is a made-up specialty. Made up for plot and drama. Good show, though.

[@johnderouen1038]

5:37 The connection that Chase makes here in the middle of a completely separate conversation is something one could only have expected out of House. Very impressive, and clearly shows that Chase is the correct choice for his replacement at the end of the show.

[@iGuy28]

He's the only one. He's always had all the traits to be come house 2nd... Circle completes itself by season 8.

[@dhruvaveldi]

And he's the only one to have penetrated the golden duo of House and Wilson XD

[@Alakaizer]

Kutner would have also been a good choice. I'm pretty sure he solved more cases than most of the other fellows.

[@leonardo899]

@@iGuy28 Of course he's going to advance in his career, he's good-looking.

[@mustangw8ford415]

@@Alakaizer kutner is a pussy who killed himself

[@merikano2985]

I love the ending when Thirteen restores Chase's faith that his relationship with Cameron was more than just two pretty people in the same room together.

[@raven4k998]

do you play video games?🤣🤣🤣

[@miso_to_zari]

@@raven4k998 yeah bruh

[@raven4k998]

@@miso_to_zari omg I love you so much

[@Josh.WDW.]

​@@raven4k998 I'm a doctor... with an accent. When should I call you, mate ?

[@emilyscloset2648]

It's so wholesome

[@firstnamelastname9179]

"I'm on fire for the lord!" *-Shireen Baratheon sweating profusely*

[@PA1NA9THI0NA8I1KOS3]

Here's your like, your comment made me genuinely laugh. And then I laughed a lot more, recalling how the show ended...

[@plmokm33]

I'll bet she was sweating profusely up on that stake.

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

Please sign for this W bossman.

[@bonniez6194]

John Donne has entered the chat

[@GEORGE_WARD]

The night is dark and full of terrors... like speed dating

[@jayrivers8478]

So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Chase does a perfect American accent with the "Bro" at the end of most sentences as the caveat lol

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

He's in a show now called 'Chicago Fire' he speaks fully with an American accent, it's really good

[@jayrivers8478]

@@eadaoinmurphy20 This is news to me, and now I must check it out lol, Thanks!

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

@@jayrivers8478 I got hooked, use tissues

[@Rose-jz6sx]

American accents are fairly easy to do

[@ryszardsikora6894]

I mean, Hugh Laurie also does a perfect American accent in every episode

[@sw7600g]

That fake detective got slammed to ground. No future for liars that can't follow through.

[@Arch3an]

I always wondered what her motive really was.

[@Kat-xy7fm]

@Billy But Whole I think that's just a general thing that manipulative/desperate people do, but people always stereotype like, the guy pretending to have a high paying job, when really women do it too. People be shitty.

[@dj0mal601]

I would wanted that to played a lil different and that she was really what she said xD

[@amitir22]

she should have prepared an answer for someone figuring her out. I would've bluffed and replied: "4 out of 7 (or any higher number) clues... nice! the best before you figured 2 at best" thus polishing House's ego

[@RW77777777]

struggling actress/working at the Cheesecake Factory

[@saraal8432]

“I’m going speed dating” “You mean dating on meth?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gwashere]

No he said "dating on meth? Count me in" and thats the best scene

[@yawgmoth6568]

Count me in

[@gwashere]

@@yawgmoth6568 speeeeeeeed

[@bartdegryse9345]

I'm on SPEEEeeEEEeeEeD

[@Tiagotaf]

you mean running with a calendar in your hands ?

[@cchanc3]

"Hi. My name is Chase. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

[@Indrakr90]

Lord Costanza !!

[@ujjwal7502]

Take me daddy

[@thedarkknight9634]

@@ujjwal7502 you have unresolved issues with your father 😂😂

[@shaunhartin8540]

Opposite Chase

[@SamuelBlack84]

If only that worked

[@Daniel.RF.Davidson]

"LIFE is a beauty pageant." I miss House.

[@Deadsmegma]

I've watched it a few times

[@ona8938]

Me too.

[@Captn_Slow]

House: You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends. Chase: Cmon, I’m not that good looking. House: Yea you are. Wilson: You kinda are. LOL.......

[@KitKat-gn2nn]

Hilson shipers unite! >:D

[@CinosMatoi]

I mean, he is...

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

We can tell this was written by a woman.

[@sandraruland3846]

Thanks for repeating the scene.

[@razofdead]

Thats why people always invite me at bar…

[@FireOccator]

This is basically a more wholesome version of Tinder.

[@maximus4375]

You do know, that speed dating has been around longer than tinder? So actually tinder is a less wholesome version of speed dating

[@GrayLady9118]

Millenials...

[@josueluna7532]

You seriously implying speed dating took elements of Tinder? Wow. . .

[@josueluna7532]

@@GrayLady9118 More like morons

[@maximus4375]

Josue Luna lmao coming from a person who assumes someone’s age and then goes on to make drastic generalizations about that age group for no reason other to be irrationally angry at something, real mature there man

[@melissabaltazarf]

Oh how I wish writers could have made this speed dating scene an entire episode (or 2), and bring Foreman too 😂😂😂 it's hilarious🤣

[@krystalhaug1957]

true

[@lizxu322]

All that set up, all the extras involved ...it was an expensive set too

[@Musicisremylife]

Agreed

[@sana-cm7oc]

Oh dear God - Foreman with those 3 would've been classic!

[@Drew-bc7zj]

Gotta get Cuddy in there too!

[@A-Duck]

"I'll have to act as unattractive and undatable as possible in order to win this bet" "Hi, I play video games" I feel personally attacked.

[@TANMAN9095]

Welcome to reality. Twiddling your thumbs in-front of a screen 10 hours a day isn't exactly titillating enough to get a woman's panties wet.

[@erincrowhurst2865]

zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l i disagree

[@A-Duck]

zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l Cool story bro. All people that play games are no-lifers who do nothing but that one activity. What an insightful and not at all moronically pigheaded description of a sizeable chunk of humanity. You must be the smart one of your friend group.

[@orppranator5230]

A Duck Relax.

[@laetitia0884]

As a girl who had a boyfriend who was a game tester and kept bringing his work home, I can tell you it was horrible.when he had to choose btw me and the games, guess what.He dumped me cause I didn't understand his passion..

[@cm2426]

Wilson holds the record for "being in the friend zone"

[@fturla___156]

The point of the whole video is that two people that find themselves attracted to each other fill in the blanks all the time until they find out the truth and then they have to decide if they can live with reality rather than the dream.

[@AgentSmithXD]

basically every young marriage that ends in divorce.

[@chumark54]

Yeah, I guess you have a point...

[@leearchibald7064]

Sad but true

[@0ldar]

What a fine synthesis of the episode. +1 like sir or whatever a fturla is

[@mudyao]

ima gonna write this down....this sums up dating period

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

House: Little girls kiss frogs and expect them to turn into you. Chase: Okay, I'm not that good looking House: Yeah you are. A great Father and son moment for House and Chase 😅

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

Ha u wish XD

[@ajdominguez1002]

Wilson: ... 🤷🏻‍♂️ you kinda are

[@justv5136]

Wilson, little tip - don't say you're an oncologist, just start with "I'm a doctor". That will both save the mood and get you some numbers (no pun intended 😂)

[@jacobshirley3457]

"so, I have a rash."

[@r.s.2890]

​@@jacobshirley3457 "not that kind of doctor."

[@nindybear946]

I can't find the pun and it's distressing me

[@justv5136]

@@nindybear946 getting numbers - as in getting s*x, the numbers of partners

[@ethelping9227]

Thirteen and Chase talking about pretty people problems is hilarious

[@Solararisa]

Well, they are two pretty people. They understand each other.

[@92brunod]

@@Solararisa He's actually pretty, she has pretty eyes and make-up does the rest.

[@beyondredemption8179]

@@92brunod You do realise that all actors wear makeup - including the male ones? Right?

[@zvezdoblyat]

​@@92brunodmakeup can't fix ugly. Makeup has to work with something

[@92brunod]

@@beyondredemption8179 Not the same make-up. And the actors when they're about their lives don't wear make-up, unless they're women. Such a sassy way to say something so completely opposed to reality.

[@zukondis]

This clip shows perfectly how fun Chase’s own show could be. Amazing doctor and outside of work he can get up to some pretty funny stuff, since he is pretty much House 2.0

[@raven4k998]

I'm going to assume your not a cop are my five minutes up?🤣

[@michaeladkins6]

I dont know that he could have his own show. I know he has been in 2 shows at around 200 episodes each. There is a difference.

[@whywelovefilm7079]

2:33 -That right there! That is why Hugh Laurie was born to play House. The way he says "Yeah, but they can't dance the way I can." That charming sarcasm. No one can do it better than Hugh Laurie...

[@briancrawford8751]

"Charming sarcasm" is an oxymoron. Sarcasm is for kids and internet neckbeards, and everyone else should grow out of it.

[@whywelovefilm7079]

@@briancrawford8751 Oh, and *"charming sarcasm"* isn't an oxymoron. I'm not sure if you need to look up the definition of oxymoron whenever you have time. Maybe you just don't know when to use the word correctly. Either way, it's not an oxymoron...

[@crispydankmemes]

I love the look on Chase's face when she says "I could lose a few pounds"

[@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7]

“I’m a chocolatier!” “I could tell by your hips.” Oof can smell the burnt chocolate from here.

[@victorpradha9946]

Devastating! And yet some women will be compelled to keep trying to win over guys who make comments like that.

[@ryszardsikora6894]

@@victorpradha9946 can you really blame them considering of they look like Chase?

[@victorpradha9946]

@@ryszardsikora6894 Does it really matter how good looking a guy is if he erodes your self-esteem and sense of personal confidence?

[@ryszardsikora6894]

@@victorpradha9946 yes

[@maxspechter4321]

@@ryszardsikora6894 that's just sad

[@Shiirow]

I love it when people pretend to be something important like a police detective. It makes you wonder how they plan on keeping up the ruse if the relationship lasts any amount of time.

[@azh698]

Maybe they're not looking for anything beyond the first night, maybe they just like to pretend they're something that they're not, or maybe they just don't think things through.

[@Plethorality]

@@azh698 a liar who thinks things through? : )

[@rooftopvoter3015]

Anybody can bullshit people for the first 15 minutes; after that, you better have a 2 foot Johnson or some massive ta-ta's to pull it off.

[@Arcaryon]

@@rooftopvoter3015 People normally don’t really care enough to notice when someone is lying because they simply have no reason to suspect something. People fake everything, relationships, careers; honestly - lying is easy. The lies that get caught are actually the exception. Sure, you need to know things to built up and maintain the lie, for instance, pretending to be a professional is certainly difficult when you actually want to, say, work as a doctor but have no actual license etc. however, telling safe lies ( things someone else can not know without researching things beyond their usual habits/ environmental horizon ) is child’s play for most people with some decent understanding of basic social strategies and tactical abilities in day to day conversations.

[@Arcaryon]

@@Plethorality Only bad / inexperienced liars don’t. Living an honest live can be significantly easier but usually, most the time when someone creates a long term lie, they made a mistake they can not fix easily and hope to avoid/reduce consequence or they may hope to gain something which they couldn’t otherwise aso. In other words, the determination forces their hand, even if it isn’t always entirely rational from an outside perspective. And as a result, they know very well what their end goal / interests are, which naturally means to think ahead/ improvise on the go & on top of all of that, a lot of lies work out in the long run as well, not all but the majority. My guess - you associated personal experiences with people who got caught lying / who have created lies they can not control or maybe who are simply making lies without a distinctive, logical need while you forgot to remember the most fundamental truth about lies that exists - all lies are hidden. Judging lies / liars by their failures is therefore a rather distorted view of reality.

[@JesusHBasie]

Wilson getting back to back demolished KILLS me LMAO

[@Darkmage1293]

"I don't want kids." "Check." "I'm thinking about going from a C to a D." "Quadruple Check." "And I'm on FIRE for the lord." "... ... ...C-, good effort but you killed the fun."

[@jlam3297]

@@doyle8120 kind of feel like maybe we shouldn't pollute your innocent mind. haha

[@Silverblade10]

@@doyle8120 she's talking about boob size, if you're landing from pornhub, you should know that at least, that is basic sir. she is talking about increasing her boob size.

[@eightw5783]

Which 'lord'? If it's Bacchus you are a winner!

[@kkleta]

could anyone tell me what "and i'm on fire for the lord" means?

[@diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977]

plot twist : she was referring to satan

[@TheNightshotBR]

the slow-mo when they arrive at the bar always makes me chuckle, for some reason.

[@Brian6587]

Wow, House is the literal "human puzzle solver" His read on the "cop" was awesome, ha.

[@Durwood71]

It's basically the Sherlock scan.

[@610Hobbies]

Chase: _"How good looking am I?"_ Me: _"YES."_ No homo.

[@caity9244]

See. You DO want to be in a relationship. 😉😂🤣🤣

[@610Hobbies]

@@caity9244 With Chase? Who wouldn't? Still no homo.

[@caity9244]

@@610Hobbies LoL. I just meant because you said on a different comment about not wanting to be in a relationship and that was why you haven't in 14 years. I'm just playing. And... I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with Chase past friends. Lol. 😂🤣

[@caity9244]

@@610Hobbies Of course I read it. Our previous (short) conversation off your other comment clearly left me feeling a need for more information. Since I noticed you here. So thank you for explaining. Your "long" explanation, is still actually a short explanation. We both know that. But I guess it's the best I'll get. And I appreciate you typing it out. While I don't exactly agree with you, I also know you don't care. LoL.

[@caity9244]

So wait....where are you from then?

[@Sai4651]

Interesting how this is the moment Chase realized he was handsome and decided to take advantage of it by picking up more women throughout the remaining seasons.

[@michaeladkins6]

I think he always knew. This episode was more about what that means and how applied to his divorce.

[@larrypass6720]

Did Thirteen say "no" because she wants to show Chase she knows him well enough to not be dazzled by his looks, or just because she knows she's even hotter than he is?

[@as7river]

Probably both.

[@willmercury]

She's not.

[@luchodore]

She says 'no' because she wants chase to know that their friendship or 'connection' isn't all a lie because of his face, hes questioning whether the people around him would like still be his friends if he was uglier

[@neilpemberton5523]

@@willmercury She definitely IS

[@kasvke]

She's reaffirming him. She absolutely would lend him her car if he actually needed it, but she knows that Chase is in a spot where he needs to know people actually care for him and not just his looks and he's not actually looking to borrow the car. Saying no is what Chase wants to hear, and because she's a good friend she makes sure he hears it because it's what he needs to hear in that moment to move past the fear that his looks are why people like him.

[@jpopjr4066]

Additionally, House really digs in with calling her a liar, not enough brains, a manipulator, hints at her arrogance; all this to her face. He gets away with it just by stating maybe you are just a little bit to swoft. She is speechless. House got away with it because he could respond with I must have misread the cross-word puzzle. Genius writing.

[@diegosoltero4323]

Liar or not she was hot, damn it house

[@thomasshaw2762]

she's 100% the type to #MeToo someone.

[@JonPITBZN]

House mighta still gotten some! She was playing with her hair after he figured out her ruse and called her on it. Apparently she's into intelligence and/or mild verbal humiliation.

[@elimgarak3597]

Don't be a simp

[@bartdegryse9345]

@@JonPITBZN yeah i also noticed that, woman who like you do this, play with their hair, bump into you 'touching' seductive eyecontact laugh at ur jokes or story's even they are dumb or just not logical woman are attracted to men who can't have their way with, who can be rude, in a playfull way, ' it's just great teasing eachother with sarcasm etc, with woman in general/dating or relationship, attraction is not a choice, it's just the purpose for men when meeting someone with natural intrest to do the 3H's hang out, have fun, hook up etc, repeat recycle ;)

[@alclarkey]

@@JonPITBZN Or the actress was into Hugh Laurie. More plausible.

[@valentinkushtan]

Chase: suffering from success

[@avichal4563]

😂😂😂

[@keira-f7b]

It might sound irrational, but that happens to a lot of successful people Still hilarious 😂

[@eggizgud]

This is one of the funniest episodes ever. 0:52 is such brilliant directing. How the camera pans each person as they look appraisingly at those on the other side...really like cattle. The music is of course as always on point. And how the trio got their 'score' cards...with Chase as the last one. Perfect comedic reveal.

[@KarnivorActual]

Chase once again having total House moments through the show. My god they need to make a sequel with him already.

[@akmalrusydi2730]

just finished the whole series, the later seasons were a bit grim and cut-cornered but i can agree with having a Chase MD sequel maybe House can have a few cameos. overall i rate house MD a 8.5/10

[@Aemilius46]

No!!!

[@melissabaltazarf]

1:26 "Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you" 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant🤣

[@dauferm]

"I wish, bro" I almost died lol

[@senjuziyad4780]

Act unattractive "I play video games" I just got roasted

[@spectacularspider-man4886]

I don't think I know anybody who died of cancer. *THANK GOD* poor Wilson 😂

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

I want to be an oncologist, not looking forward to that?

[@jonathanabraham7756]

Wilson's facial expressions are the best🤣🤣

[@Darkness2179]

I swear to god, Thirteen has the sexiest "no" I've ever seen...

[@0scarWalsh]

Finding the word "no" attractive? Can't see how that could ever turn out badly

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

Finding the word 'no' attractive is the most 'male' thing I've ever seen.

[@Krawna]

@@0scarWalsh The dude describes one specific instance of "no" and you extrapolate it to "finding the word no attractive." You must be Hulk because your leaps are massive

[@0scarWalsh]

@@Krawna "You must be Hulk because your leaps are massive." 🤓 Also I'm obviously reading into it a little too much, that's the joke!!

[@AngelicusImmortus]

House ‘s read on the “cop” is awesome.

[@Dr.Harvey]

5:38 House moment for Chase.

[@loohdz1290]

I love Chase's character. Additional to House, He is my favorite, not bc his look, but he develops amazingly as a doctor! i really think the writers did a good job with him.

[@local_hotpotato]

2:02 chases head turn. On point.

[@HarryHoran]

4:09 ok sherlock

[@Alienoiable]

The whole character is based off Sherlock so yeah, pretty accurate :P

[@afriendlypoltergeist4073]

imagine being jesse- gettig casted for a role of a man that is constantly reminded of how hot he is.

[@jankasolis61]

Ahhh that has to goof for tr autostime

[@LifeLikeSage]

"People mate, they find something they like that's superficial, and they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe." It sounds like someone's got a black pill truth on their hands.

[@TheMelancholicWriter]

LifeLikeSage “People meet”** :)

[@Enderplays12]

@@TheMelancholicWriter Meople meet, mate** He's Aoustraeleean.

[@avalonaura4076]

House's last date (The Swoft(?) woman) DEFINTELY realized she was in the presence of a master on manipulation and bloody well liked it.

[@daltonfarris]

Honestly thirteen and chase had good chemistry.

[@thomasspanos5711]

Yeahhh! See Season 7 Episode 22 “After Hours”

[@natashabatra2587]

Yes!! Hell yes!!

[@willmercury]

And good genes.

[@billr64]

@@willmercury Well, except that she died from a GENETIC disease with a 50/50 chance of passing down, sure.

[@nashr4853]

@@billr64 She didn't die yet when the series ended.

[@brandondavidson4085]

House: "You're dating on meth?" Also House: *dosed Wilson with speed one time*

[@melochin8237]

methamphetamines and regular amphetamines are two different things mah boi

[@AzureEbony]

(3:49 - 4:32) The woman's look at 4:32 is priceless. Man, I wish House was a real person so I could hone my perception skills through him. Think of the amount of time you could save if you could tell all that by vetting a woman for 5 minutes!

[@Un-Kal-El]

Love that Chase is always up for a bet against House.

[@MildMFoxen]

*gets told to act unattractive and dumb* "I play videogames" ...That's all I had left

[@Andrew-3445]

I'm a straight guy and even I know that Chase could be a Supermodel.

[@leonardo899]

Chase is not tall enough to be a supermodel.

[@Razar244]

8:08 Sorry Chase it doesn't seem to work when the person you are talking to is about 10 times more attractive than you are.

[@mariuscroitoru4983]

I tought exactly the same 😂

[@carinecampier]

@@Keepgoing42 House : yes she is Wilson : hmmm ... she kinda is...

[@Keepgoing42]

@@carinecampier no shes no. Overrated

[@krystalhaug1957]

Nah. Chase is better looking than 13.

[@massivetree7937]

So you attribute all my relationships to the height of my cheekbones. Wilson: No, just the beginning. House: The rest is your hair.

[@bobelan9113]

The way the lady just says "My" is hilarious.

[@LEVILUP23]

House "You can't say you're a doctor" Chase "I play video games" Me taking notes as an E-sport player

[@jbarry39]

1:03 The look of Horror on House's face LOL

[@morbius109]

1:29 - Oh, Chase...don’t sell yourself short, lovely. You are beautiful.

[@diamondsnake1273]

"Good looking is not important. Your Personality Matters" - good looking people

[@chumark54]

Me: Can I borrow your car? A girl: F off.

[@13koin]

Wilson is like the funniest character in the show LOL

[@ace_v2905]

5:36 that’s very house of you chase.

[@bartdegryse9345]

on 3:01 to,

[@X2yt]

I wish we got more Chase and Wilson. Their relationship with House was definitely a sight to behold, but their interactions with each other were extremely enjoyable. Would've been cold to have an arc just about those two, especially considering how in the end Chase sort of became house.

[@Noamalmoggg]

Possibly my favorite 2 suppurting cast being awesome with eachother

[@Swissswoosher]

“Not the whole relationship, just the beginning” “The rest is the hair”.

[@amaru6399]

As someone who watched house for a while, Chase acting like house is nightmare fuel for me.

[@pattmahiney]

I never really thought about how difficult or often it may or may not have been for Hugh to stay American with Jesse being Aussie all the time... He's so great.

[@BrockPlaysFortnite]

I play video games too I’m basically Chase 😏

[@Augustus_Imperator]

except he doesn't

[@paytonic1742]

And he doesn’t play fortshite either even if he was a gamer

[@kingwheat9864]

@@paytonic1742 sounds like someone sucks at the game.

[@dianasayson2846]

you have the cheekbones and the haur, too?

[@akashchoudhary8162]

Flawless logic

[@jerrydino1310]

I can tell by your hips....😂😂😂😂 Chase went savage mode

[@ogichi32]

3:00 oh come on sis, he insulted you right to your face and you still want him?

[@edwindelic7085]

Wehmen brah

[@Dman40000]

Wahmen brah

[@pureskill123]

Desperate Wahmen

[@thomasshaw2762]

whamen brah

[@IwasabletoDisappearafterlitsen]

Like the OG doc said........if she's attracted to him, she will go anywhere

[@timperry6948]

My mother always says that love is an action word. It requires constant effort to maintain. In the early part of a relationship, that work is easy. You are running on a constant supply of adrenaline and endorphins. But after the lovers high is over, the real work begins. That is when you see the true character of a person. If you don't love your partner anymore then LOVE your partner. Exert yourself, exercise love. You don't just fall into love. You don't fall out of love either. Falling requires no effort, you are passively experiencing a fall.

[@formeraxe117]

This is some pseudo-wisdom if I have ever heard it. If you do not enjoy being around a persona after they have shown their "true character" then leave. You would be foolish to try and force a relationship. Real relationships have problems, yes. However, they at least enjoy each other's company.

[@timperry6948]

I'm not saying stay in an abusive relationship. I am speaking of those people who claim "I just fell out of love." while they are banging their secretary. Don't put words in my mouth.

[@formeraxe117]

@@timperry6948 You literally did not say _anything_ about people cheating on each other, or anything similar. So I'm not putting words in your mouth. In fact, you are the one putting words in my mouth, because I never said anything about abusive relationships.

[@timperry6948]

Um, okay...

[@yoholup19]

If you want to know a relationship is a bad idea live with the person for a year see how quickly you get tired of them

[@ajarofdirt3830]

the moment the chocolatier said she could lose a few pounds was when chase realized he's invincible

[@TheWindstorm2012]

The first fifty seconds of this clip are probably some of the funniest I've ever witnessed in every media.

[@mittensvestitus]

I love how throughout the show we see Chase have the most epiphanies aside from House himself, it was hinted at well before it happened that he would be the next House

[@austindemelo4947]

Wilson's sheepish "you kinda are" 😂

[@nickynicks_]

God I love Chase, and definitely not just for his pretty face (wow that rhymed😂)!!

[@geraltofrivia9424]

How would you know?

[@nickynicks_]

@@geraltofrivia9424 Because it's my opinion..? My feelings. I know myself pretty well moron

[@matthewhummel1572]

House destroying the liar was hilarious. Lol

[@TheJokerX94]

Complimenting your friends looks and giving them that support is such a great feeling. Me and my mates, they don't tend to mention it much, I feel that's partially because of the stereotype casted out for men to be, but the rare occasions when we're out and they notice the effort I've made for the night out, it's nice to hear, it makes you feel more confident in yourself, heightens your morale and mood. Overall you just feel that bit better. Straight men being able to appreciate the handsomeness of another man is underrated, around here anyway. This isn't a message brushing all men or women's behaviour or any insecurities. Simply just acknowledging a step in the right direction.

[@sebastianmoraga4785]

The look Chase gives before saying "I wish, bro!" Great stuff.

[@SphincterOfDoom]

That lying manipulator felt something when House dressed her down like that. She was at first embarrassed then intrigued.

[@SerraPontosSoc]

My daily to do list: 0:10

[@kshgarg147]

looks come first. Then everything else

[@katsuo3228]

This video slapped that reality into my face harder than a speeding truck.

[@leonardo899]

That is the reality.

[@strategic1710]

For men yes, but not for women. Women are attracted to social status and value more than looks. The worst thing for a woman to be is physically unattractive, but the worst thing for a man to be is broke and unemployed. This is not realistic.

[@XpVersusVista]

@@strategic1710 this is completely wrong in first world countries. they are extremely attracted to status and things like confidence, but they only give guys a chance if they are good looking enough. Financial stability is not as important in a stable economy as it was years ago. At least if you are from Europe, in the US i can understand why you want someone rich, given how your healthcare works.

[@cherifurbaby]

It really depends on the person. If a person is religious or artistic (for example), they will sacrifice everything for their vocation without thinking twice.

[@elgoog1386]

"she gave me the keys" in disbelief

[@callmecalamity]

One of my favorite things about this is house seeing his woman doppleganger wannabe and calling out her bullshit. Shes pretending to be someone he actually is

[@ultimateranger213]

I’m pretty sure this was Jesse Spencer’s audition tape for Chicago Fire

[@clayman648]

What I appreciate in this scene is the fact that I truly believe that they would be a great friends outside of work. The heartful conversations they can have as friends without judgement toward each other besides a possible simple harmless thought of that sounds odd. The patience is what I LOVE. TRYING to understand the other person as opposed to fully objecting... as a FIRST reaction because it sounds odd to start with. That is probably one of the most basic but highly intelligent, respectable, and noticeable personal trait a person can obtain and at it's peak. You can safely assume that person has a great heart and really cares about people and wants the world to grow stronger. IF you ever come in contact with a person like this you have won the lottery if they are willing to give you a chance because these people deserve every ounce of respect!

[@susanjaskulek4280]

I'm new to this great show...does Wilson ever get married with a happily ever after. .

[@mrshikari2]

13 is a good friend. She's honest and gentle :)