1371 - Humanitarian Aid by sjanevardsson | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs | Terrans are OP

[@somefurryguy1811]

Humans: "oh no, this virus is killing some poor innocent people!" *does some humanitarian aid* Humans: "OH NO IT'S KILLING OUR PETS" *Proceeds to basically end the enemy*

[@Randomperson-ne3kp]

You can mess with a man all you want but you do not hurt his dog and thinking you can get away with it

[@danielstellmon5330]

Let me introduce you to a human documentary named "John Wick"

[@gazz3867]

Aliens killed Doomguy's pet rabbit Daisy. Aliens got... Doom Slayer.

[@ragnarian]

First Contact by Ralts Bloodthorne has a similar 'incident', a plague that affects cats and dogs Doesn't end well

[@shitbag_soldier]

Did you just kill a puppy? *Here comes the sun doo do doo doo*

[@Mr_Jester980]

Humans: *sees a dying race of alien species* I'm about to save these species' whole career.

[@silvadelshaladin]

If you accept humanitarian aid for a disaster, you sure as heck better not be the ones who caused it, and keep that fact a secret. Humanity can turn on a dime when deceived.

[@AiluridaeAureus]

Considering this story is about viruses and pandemics... Yeah, there's definitely a joke about China and the CCP to be made there.

[@SergeyWaytov]

One of more wholesome and positive stories, me likes lots!

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

In less the disaster could be proven to be completely accidental

[@TechnoMageB5]

Just to clarify, the Hegemony, responsible for the disease, was a third party in this, separate from the Qolori and the Humans. That said, your point stands valid on its own.

[@victorkaranja1420]

Yeah humans tend to like a story, so there needs to be a level of purity like being absolute victims to do something on this level lol

[@chrisdufresne9359]

I'm picturing a less aggressive Stitch-like species. It just fits the mental image. Also, the Hegemony messed up by hurting our companion species. No one messes with our pets.

[@samuelcrow4701]

I got wonky bird-folk in my brain

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Alien: _[Harms companion species]_ Humans: I will _shred_ the universe down to its last atom....

[@erikmckoul2478]

I'm surprised that alien species still exists after that.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@@erikmckoul2478 Fair enough

[@henrypaleveda7760]

Eeshta Nala queishta!

[@faithcreed5570]

Federation: "Humans are classified as the single most divided race in the known universe, they never agree on anything, and are almost always at war with each other." Humans: *Goes through pendemic and proceeds to create a vaccine* Federation and Qulor: ... Humans: *Sees their rivals going through exact same pendemic, and stops EVERYTHING to help them stop the pendemic.* Federation and Qulor: *Confused* "What?" Humans: *Their companions/pets start to die from exact same pandemic, and turns on a dime to find the perpertrators.* Federation and Qulor: \°o°/ *visible confusion* Humans: *Finds perpetrators* Humans: *Goes from single most divided race in the universe to a single unified race and proceeds to absolutely ANNIHILATE the hegomony* Federation (rest of galaxy): \°o°/ *shooketh with confuzzlment* Humans: *Frees ALL slave races under the Hegomony boot, and ensures with IMMENSE care to never hurt one civvy or child.* Federation: ummmmmm.... Humans: *Immediatly after COMPLETE ANNIHILATION of the hegomony, goes immediatly back to bickering and starting wars with each other* Federation: *Visible confusion* Sh-Should we do something? Rest of Council: NO! Humans: *Acts completely normal as if they didn't just annihilate a species because they dared to harm their companions, pets, friends, and have slaves.*

[@merlinathrawes746]

Sounds about right.

[@HubiKoshi]

Humanity is so good at destroying external enemies because they constantly hone their swords on internal enemies XD

[@alexanderrosario8569]

Yeah... humanity in a nutshell ( ⁹w⁹)... We are a paradox within a paradox and between two slices of rye lathered in a tub of contradictions.

[@WishBone-ht2mx]

Does this mean that humanity as a whole is a tsundere?

[@garysprandel1817]

You committed biological warfare on defenseless xenos? Genocidal tendency intensifies. You committed biological warfare on us that inadvertently killed our doggos and kittuhs? John Wick Protocols enabled.

[@Iluvantir]

Bad Aliens: Attacked innocent civilians, hurt and killed fluffy floof doggos, keeps slaves. Humans: Renders aid to everyone hurt, before dusting off the Geneva Suggestions.

[@mugenokami2201]

It’s a check list at that point

[@danielleriley2796]

That was good. Nothing brings things into perspective like a common disaster and a common enemy. People are their true selves when they are pushed into a corner and threatened.

[@o7Bones]

I wish humans were truly like this, maybe one day they really will be.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Enough of us are, but we could use more for sure.

[@VadulTharys]

We already are.

[@azoth9875]

Many of us are, it's just that the vast majority of those with power fall into the group that aren't. Society as a whole is also rather geared towards those who aren't.

[@trevtall1094]

We are living in an age of Narcissist Personality Disorder and is causing real damage to our societies.

[@Inufan2005]

We are, our media just focuses on the he bad because it drives ratings.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Humanity has two faces, you only want to see one, not the other.

[@markuhler2664]

Aww, people at their bestest. Wish reality could see that more often.

[@charliejohnson304]

Another good one!.... I really enjoy these stories!... Thanks 👍

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@redraptorx1066]

human worker: huh.... they're getting mulched by a virus. human researcher: yeah. let's get right on- human veterinarian: THE SAME ONE THAT'S KILLING OUR PETS! human worker: huh...... someone really wants to find out the hard way.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

There is almost always an agenda on humans use of humanitarian aid. The economy is a big one and would apply in this situation. Humanitarian aid is economical sensible as the dead don't contribute to the economy.

[@gamervox1707]

You forget human kindness is stronger then you think. Even if your logic is ok and correct but that not always the only reason.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

@@gamervox1707 Why is it evolutionarily a good idea?

[@gamervox1707]

@@kerwinbrown4180 The more people or animal that are in your group, the more likely to keep on living especially ageist predators or other groups. We are a social species.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

@@gamervox1707 Thank you.

[@soffren]

This fits. Humanitarian aid leads to alliances and trade deals. It would profit humanity to be kind, as a debt is a very VERY useful thing.

[@jeffy1862]

Not perfect but definitely adorable! Keep up the good work dude, and same to all you awesome aspiring writers/authors out there!

[@kashkara_8943]

For Glory and the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@windsorcorbin1005]

This is the only place people like me can truly escape from the reality of a modern day America in 2022 because when do this hate truly ends, before or after it's burned down and used up 🤣

[@matthewbenton4767]

"the meek shall inherit the earth" stay away from the radicals, no left or right, no red or blue, and we in the middle will win eventually

[@Floodbait_117]

This is a heart warming one

[@thecrimsonfkr2818]

For the algorithm! For the authors! FOR THE READER!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Terran.Marine.2]

I don't believe that ice cream and it's related foods actually NEED a REASON to be enjoyed.

[@harrisonglickman1996]

This made me tear up a bit

[@TheLazyComet]

stories about fuzzies to give your heart fuzzies

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@Jordy120]

Nice one! Cheers Agro.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@trevtall1094]

One of the better HFYs

[@rustyshacklford5513]

"Suckling at her milk-father's teat" 😂 7:50

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@suzettewilliams1758]

I like these kinds of stories, more than stories of us being space orcs.

[@Necrobadger]

THAT LITTLE FIRE PEANUT BETTER HAVE WON

[@JULEMANDEN99]

I love thiese feel good stories

[@adamorick2872]

Oh thier was a charge. Just not in momentary means, but something much more value. Loyalty

[@Gilhelmi]

Loyalty and true Friendship are worth more than than a mountain of gold and silver.

[@seldonwright4345]

Favor is better than money Proverbs

[@ABronzeSoul]

This was a nice story. :)

[@RW-kn3xp]

i swear I heard this b4 still great and happy to hear it again

[@draconusspiritus1037]

Because it would be a crime against the Universe if there were ice cream and nobody eating it.

[@mugenokami2201]

Depends if it is in storage or not. I personally can’t eat ice cream. Something in it doesn’t agree with me

[@WishBone-ht2mx]

@@mugenokami2201hmm. Think it might be lactose?

[@mugenokami2201]

@@WishBone-ht2mx I drink milk just fine though. Full milk with vitamin D. So yeah…no honest clue as to why.

[@WishBone-ht2mx]

@@mugenokami2201Well, that’s pretty strange. Maybe you can find some alternative to Icecream that won’t hurt your stomach as much?

[@zaneex4043]

Oh so wholesome

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@johnlaird6541]

Awesome 👌

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@michaellively6467]

Love your videos!!!

[@ESPER_Power]

Some time ago i hear a similar story, where humans send medic to help a species to cure a plague and them and army when some one try to attack that specie when they were recovering. If some one knew that story, could you please send me the link?

[@seanrobert9661]

[tears ]

[@olegarioberrones]

Mass suffering bad individual and more importantly not seen ok

[@johnkelly8667]

Fooorrr thheee allggoorrrithmmm.

[@Bluegreenman99]

This was sweet.

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

444 is a lovely number, even if it's not first. A/k/a for the algorithm.

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@selador11]

Clickity click, quickity quick!

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S. .. The algorithm turns on autoplay for you. Don't you love it ?

[@muninrob]

Thanks, both for helping keep my favorite radio show on the air, and for letting me know I'm not crazy - youtube IS messing with my autoplay.

[@arakheno4051]

@@muninrob Ya, it's a new "feature" literally kids youtube has it off by default and everyone elses is turn ON by default. And I havent found a way to turn if off Send feedback and let them know how much you love it eh?

[@AgroSquerril]

its bug , they are looking to fix it

[@arakheno4051]

@@AgroSquerril From this morning on Twitter from KZbin, Fixed clear your cache and cookies (They screw up everyones stuff and WE have to fix it? ......) and it still didn't fix the problem .. I have to replace all my logins now.

[@Christobanistan]

Also, ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM.

[@grogvaughan5649]

Make the xenos watch the ancient movie series "John Wick"

[@jaywulf]

SPACE COMMIES!!!

[@clintwarlick9241]

For the algorithm!

[@seventhson27]

This is the United States today, but then those we help just turn around and spit in our face. :(

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

How dare people you invade and kill by be dreadful that you invaded killed their children, stole their resources. Gunning down kids is freedom. Uvadle uvadle uvalde

[@scotthinger6397]

If only.

[@ragingpsychiatrist5375]

Good story but I really don't like the term milk-father

[@TrashedRedPanda]

Really brings a new way of thinking to the term mister mom lol

[@rosebloodwater13]

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@tonyneal910]

😄❤🐿👍

[@IronFist9595]

I am having trouble hearing the words, the sentences don't flow, anyone else? Am I going nuts?

[@fairwinds610]

Increase playback speed to 1.25; you'll be glad you did.

[@jaywolfe9933]

You are,in fact , going nuts.

[@m.h.6470]

dogs are non-sentient? the writer clearly didn't understand the difference between sentient and sapient.

[@jacknomusanom9159]

Click

[@AgroSquerril]

click

[@gwaldar7300]

Click

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@toad6284]

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[@sherylcascadden4988]

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[@merlinwizard1000]

121st, 6 January 2023

[@reginaldbull4922]

Beautiful story

[@medicentio]

Humans: You killed our doggos and cattos and expect to live a long, prosperous life? Oh, how mistaken are you. Engage the 𝔼𝕏𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔸𝕋𝕌𝕊 ℙℝ𝕆𝕋𝕆ℂ𝕆𝕃𝕊

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm