Why do we defer to humanity by Jdm5544 | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS910

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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
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What is Humans are space orcs?
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"Humans are space orcs" is a sci-fi based sub genre where in the galaxy as a whole humans are treated like and or behave such as orcs in our fantasy setting. These traits can be strength regeneration hardiness as well as many others. This sub Genre is closely linked with HFY and Earth is Space Australia. "Humans are space orcs" was made popular by tumblr and has spread to reddit with the aptly names r/Humansarespaceorcs. Humans Are Space Orcs was porpoised by youtuber P.M Seymour bringing it to a new audience.
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[@shin1300]

Aliens: don't mess with terrans, they are like a hydra with many heads fighting against each other. They keep each heads on check but given a common enemy it's a freaking hydra.

[@lucielm]

Aliens: The humans, in their mythos and lore they have a singular creature that represents them far too well. More so then any other species at least. It's called a Hydra, a strange reptilian monster with a toxic bite and many heads. When left alone the heads bicker, fight and attack one another. When provoked, there is few who survive the Hydra's Bites. Worst yet, cut one head off another two are said to take it's place. Make a Martyr of any human colony and you only invite their wrath. Make peace with them, and they will happily bicker and fight themselves, leaving you to your own issues. They may even stupidly bite at your enemies if you make good enough friends of them. Such simple creatures in that regard as well. That is my advice of the humans. Just leave them be or make friends.

[@destroyerofturtles5024]

@@lucielm hydras didn’t actually grow two more heads when one is cut off, the hydra consistently had 9 heads.

[@lucielm]

@@destroyerofturtles5024 Honestly, there are so many variations of lore of the myth and legend it's hard to tell. Some myths say it keeps growing more heads, others say it's limited by age. Either way it's an odd creature.

[@mikebar42]

Hydra's we're in the jab. 🦠 So I heard

[@WorldWalker128]

That's actually a pretty good comparison.

[@alexiusthelion3434]

Humans: *bicker and squabble and be divided* Outside force claiming total dominion: Imma wreck this species' whole career Humanity: *curb stomps that outside force in record time before returning to their internal arguments*

[@cry1459]

it's almost like the Greco-Persian wars never happened with how surprised aliens are when that happens

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

Sins of war 1.) Do not interrupt humanity 2.) Do not allow humanity to find a reason to unite 3.) Do not BE the reason for humanity to unite 4.) Do not fight humanity

[@geoshark12]

Humanity” ok now that we have stopped a 100 year war lets get back to the topic of banning ugly shirts”

[@candibunny]

Hell, half the time humanity doesn't even pause it's squabbling and still pulls a united curb stomp on outside forces while yelling at each other over which drink is the best.

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

@@cry1459 to be fair most of the aliens never check more than the most recent century or two of a new species history. Assuming that that will be enough to understand how the new species will respond to any situation. Which is definitely a mistake when talking about humanity.

[@erikagehm2805]

Outer-rim Aliens: a mild squabble. Humans: SHUT THE FRACK UP! Ends the squabble becomes merchants. Inner Core Aliens: We own your asses. Humans: Oh, HELL FRACKING NO! Just so you know we fought literal wars over slavery.

[@lukasklaumannsmoller7923]

a bit more than only war, its a lifetime fight for equality

[@whatsagoodusername823]

Humans: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

[@sandysnake4606]

humans: never speak to me or my allies again

[@RedneckRapture]

Humans: Can't be a slave to a race that doesn't exist.

[@Heidao623]

Humanity: Somehow has all its S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats at 9 Everyone else: "Wait, that's illegal"

[@AgroSquerril]

basically

[@justinlay5662]

Humanity: Do you think we care

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Illegal? No....not at all.

[@zanderandrus7074]

Frank Horrigan & Ulysses moment

[@whiterabbit75]

I think it's the Luck 9 they object to the most.

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

"A jack of all trades, master of none is still better than the wizard who ran out of spell slots and now has to hide under the table for the rest of the fight." - Probably Someone.

[@samuelevans738]

Forget the wizard under the table, what about the warlock who got lost in the cave who we never found?

[@wolfoffenris9951]

-Jocat

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

@@wolfoffenris9951 that's the joke, yes.

[@lucaswinsor4469]

okay, but, hear me out. Rogue 11 (With any class that gives bonus proficiencies), Bard (Lore) 9, Half elf, with the prodigy and skilled feats. What if you could be a jack of all trades, AND a master of all? Seriously, this build done properly gives out all eighteen available skill proficiencies with nine of them having expertise.

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

@@lucaswinsor4469 Yeah, that's a pretty cool build. Bard brings any three skill proficiencies to the table to round out any weaknesses you may have, so don't forget that. One of the greatest utility builds out there.

[@kokofan50]

A jack of all trades is master of none, but is often better than a master of one.

[@FirebaII0]

Sontrue

[@rainynight02]

Though the original quote is "Jack of all trades, master of one." Aka, be excellent at one and proficient in all others. Which isn't a negative thing not outside of normal people's reach.

[@kokofan50]

@@rainynight02 no, the original is “A jack of all trades” and has been added on over time. Moreover, I’ve never seen the “Jack of all trades, master of one” variation.

[@rainynight02]

@@kokofan50 Agree to disagree than. 🤷‍♀️ I'm not going to argue it.

[@hunter5822]

Oh I like this!!!!

[@Sen81222]

Everyone saying stuff about humanity beeing a jack of all traits but can we get some apreciation to the other races who realized that if all humans agree on not to do something, you shouldnt?

[@diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504]

This

[@jacobfoss7783]

If all humans agree to do something or not to do something, then it's either a REALLY GOOD or REALLY BAD idea.

[@claytondavis6835]

When the species that spends more time beating each other up then doing anything else stops beating the crap out of each other and unanimously decides to do some thing you get the fuck out of the way

[@isaackinsley1662]

When a group that hates one another so much that they never agree on anything all agree on something, that sets off ALL the alarms.

[@jeremywatters2295]

Jack of all trade is better than a Master of one

[@413draco]

Being second best at everything means you are best at what your enemy at the moment are not. Thats a good thing.

[@tomabenas964]

"Jack of all trades, master of none, but better than master of one."

[@imjang2430]

We can do everything

[@olorinmagus4479]

Assuming of course that your enemy is not the best at everything

[@413draco]

@@olorinmagus4479 If your enemy is Best at everything in other words perfect, then he/she/ it is God. And I really have to ask, what type of stupid or brave was the guy to challange God?

[@olorinmagus4479]

@@413draco Human type?

[@omargoodman2999]

Imagine, if you will, all of humanity in a bar room. Everyone is arguing with everyone; it's just an absolute cacophony, people are throwing chairs, most everyone is drunk, some are playing darts, so on and so forth. An alien walks into the bar room and decides, 'none of these guys like one another, I'm stronger than any ten of them.' So he loudly announces above the din, "Hey, I'mma beat the shit out of all of you and then I'll be the biggest, baddest dude in the bar!" Suddenly, all at once, every single person stops arguing and every head turns to face the alien in perfect unison, staring daggers at him.

[@savateswat9485]

you forgot the group of people chilling and smoking outside on the parking lot ready for the back stab/grab

[@elmodelo101]

The alien: "ok now, everybody form an ordered row in front of me so I can beat you one by one" *the humans attack all together at the same time *

[@quinnhasse9170]

People with darts: bad idea, aims for the eyes

[@Kualinar]

And that alien get his specie's version of brown pants, just before getting all bloody.

[@TrazynTI]

Aliens : Humanity divided, I sleep Aliens : Humanity united, real shit?

[@ryantomer4126]

Bolden the real shit

[@RedneckRapture]

Humanity divided, I sleep. Humanity united, I weep.

[@_GenericAmerican]

@@RedneckRapture Got a good chuckle outta that one. Definitely stealing this. I liked your comment though. I'm a thief, not a jerk.

[@donnellebarfield3964]

Humans united 3 races and defeated a species that owns the galaxy impressive

[@somederp8915]

4... or 5 including itself.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

And will go immediately back to in fighting after that is settled 😂

[@korbetthein3072]

@@wolfoffenris9951 Merchants guilds do not war! * slide icbm behind back *

[@Crazael]

I remember a quote from a book I read a while back about how Humans aren't unbeatable because they are the best at anything, but because they are the second best at everything. And that, by being generalists rather than specialists, they are about to out scheme, build, sneak and fight everyone else.

[@AgroSquerril]

There was a short story did with the same premise , cant remember which TFOS it was though

[@StaK_1980]

Well I guess it does have to be noted when - a race divided - votes in near perfect unison. Not once, but twice. Probably saying like: "naah, F that deal, it sucks!" :-)

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Fear the tribes that halt their wars to wage war upon you. Humans war each other for generations, we are frighteningly good at it. If we must raise our banner against you, we make very sure the banner will still fly afterwards in victory. There is little in the universe more fearful than enemies turned allies to oppose you.

[@bubbyscott7064]

Humanity the Jack of all trades the master of none but almost

[@benlyon5118]

You could always use the modern interpretation of: "Jack of all trades, master of none, but better than a master of one."

[@kingnothing8570]

ah yes humanity the space bards.

[@dragon_user1609]

@@kingnothing8570 Humans are the responsible and horny bard at the same time

[@Robert-yn7qo]

Maybe it should be. Jack of all trades, master of versatility.

[@scotteggert9820]

Well, with how this story ended. I would say that a few human Special Forces Teams are on the enemy's homeworld with a mission statement of 'taking out the leadership'. And this meeting was the 'GO' order

[@henrypaleveda7760]

The internet is a well of ideas, from the absurd, to the perverse, and even the genius- thank you for delving this place Agro.

[@michaelyoung7261]

Very well read. And yes, I can see this pattern in humanities history: so long as we have no common enemy, we meander like water in a marsh. But the moment that we have something to fight, we become the tsunami that will wash past all in its path, striving to return to that peaceful marsh. Do not shake the world, for we may rise up as a wave in the sea.

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

I can do anything with extreme skill if I train but only at like 80 or 90 percent of what the best can do.

[@ashleycroydon9743]

"To cut of the head of the Snake" the vibe was incredible great work loved the story respect to the writer.💛🇭🇲🏅

[@Renegadebane]

Humanity is the gun in rock, paper, scissors

[@verryberryman7655]

This is what all those stuck up parents who are saying, " SeCoNd PlAcE iS jUsT tHe FiRsT lOsEr", need to see.

[@kingnothing8570]

you're right but so are the parents too bad for the other guy were not playing their game. for example in a race being in second place issnt as bad as a DNF (did not finish) don't need to win just need to not lose to do good and again you thought this was a race to bad i thought it was a demolition derby (not that anyone would let that fly in a real race but their are no true rules in love and war).

[@henrypaleveda7760]

agreed- and any kid who feels pressure to be the best.

[@baconcatbug]

"Fuck around and find out." - Unknown Human Diplomat

[@onba7726]

“A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”

[@pathlogic8650]

losing battles means nothing, because what you are trying to win is the war. This is hard for many to understand but, say I lose ten battles, but I lose less supply and warriors during every battle. When it comes to the times I want to win, I will have more of everything that is important as long as I am willing to "lose" correctly.

[@XxTaiMTxX]

This is a true practice in any intelligent soldier/warrior. I've even applied it successfully to video games. It is not necessary to engage in every combat. It is not necessary to win every engagement. It is only necessary to complete the objective. If three are fighting me, then only one is fighting my three. If I can stall the advance of the objective by myself, it isn't necessary that I win, only that I buy time.

[@Peagaporto]

That's the general principle pf guerilla warfare. Insurgents die in a much higher rate and lose pretty much every direct engagement, but they can keep going virtually forever if they dont lose spirit and modern wars are far too expensive for this kind of time table

[@pathlogic8650]

@@Peagaporto how their lives are spent matters more than just sneak attack being the ideal

[@butterham7]

well its looks like i got to wait it was worth the wait

[@firedirewolf]

Hammer not working? Let us try the torch... Must be ductule, *Applies crowbar and peels tank like an apple* Yep that works lol

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@paulhuston9991]

Your leaders shouldn't feel nothing but fear, when we win this war your leaders should feel nothing ever again.

[@scotteggert9820]

Well, with how this story ended. I would say that a few human Special Forces Teams are on the enemy's homeworld with a mission statement of taking out the leadership. And this meeting was the 'GO' order

[@alexandermathieson4774]

The second-best species at EVERYTHING. i love that concept. You don't need to be better than everyone at everything, just better than everybody at something.

[@jeffersonhenrichs3362]

10 billion? We may have that on Earth alone in a few years.

[@nullvoid7697]

World population has reached 8 billion on November 15th 2022, at least according to the United Nations. So yeah. I agree that that 10 billion is set as a very low mark considering the size of the galactic rim territory, and how well we established ourselves in -story. Great story tho, regardless!

[@taitano12]

A jack of all trades may be a master of none, but at least they're qualified for at least entry level at anything and can apply one trade to another. And having multiple and expanded perspectives doesn't hurt either - as per this story.

[@Clayman5541]

A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one

[@oddball9053]

Human colonies are like siblings; they will fight and bicker amongst themselves, but if you hurt one they will all come for you. If that happens then pray because as Gen. Patton said, "May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't".

[@SpiritWolf1966]

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

[@spamviking]

Humanity: Cs get degrees, and also galactic trade alliances.

[@chaosfriedeggz6014]

I imagined all four in different ways The most Numerous ones are like giant ants The ones who posses talent in war are tigers The ones who boast to be the smartest are birds The ones who excell in arts are semi aquatic or shallow water dwellers

[@ckl9390]

I can imagine, after humanity bested them and forced them to cooperate under human quasi-leadership, how a combined army (including support apparatus) of those four species would look like. The main body of soldiers is largely the giant insectoids, obviously just by sheer scale, while command structure, tacticians, and special operations, are largely the warrior felinoids, though many would still form shock-trooper regimens. The insectoids are also involved in the command structure, but likely only the senior members of the species who would already have leadership merit by their species' standards. All of them are geared up with kit mostly contrived by the hyper-intelligent avians. The avians would also serve as engineers, intelligence analysts, logistics coordinators, and closer to the front lines as fusiliers able to calculate accurate firing solutions (accounting for relativity where it matters) mentally. Perhaps a few who are less typical of their species also serve as snipers. All this is underpinned by morale and recruitment boosting led mostly by the artistic amphibious cetaceans, who in addition to their more traditional ballads to keep up morale and encourage cooperation also learned the art of propaganda from humans. Perhaps just their propaganda work alone could convince an enemy as to surrender. They would also serve in several intelligence roles including radio signals monitors, listening for the slightest disturbance or irregularity in the cosmic background static indicating an encrypted message to intercept. Peppered throughout the ranks are humans, across all levels and professions. Importantly, humans would not always in defacto command positions as many of the individuals of the other species' are equally or better qualified. However, with the wide and varied array of aptitudes displayed by humans, they would commonly be seen working along side others of the member species' in almost every task.

[@markuhler2664]

This was excellent. Props to the writer, & to your storytelling.

[@John-ci8yk]

Thank you and thumbs up, I'm really enjoying this human stuff.

[@oakenshadow6763]

When those devided stand together, I suggest you take heed.

[@cameltube-vk7el]

THat idea of "human unity" ← listened to that idea by more than one author, fiction and non-fiction. THe one about Lu-ce-fur is outstanding and a parody[i think] title like→ "Do Not Allow Humans To UNIFY" and take your last 5 words "...I suggest you take heed..." matters. From my chair this is relevant today and now for a chance at a well.........a tomorrow. The normal view and from the view that humans have a capacity beyond what we would consider "normal" for this reality seems to hold weight, heavy weight. Humans can and often do have diff views and thats ok and important. Know that there is an overlap. In that overlap resides a thread, a core truth of the few, very few bits static in this reality or even in the SPooKY [multi-verse/astral] realms of hmmm thoughts lets say. You will discover core/base thread will be constant among congruent storys, themes, &/or perspectives. Also this holds a key to our capability to be united and also key to this super power locked with-in. We are not a hive mind but rather a unity consciousness. And yes, even if we did not possess this super power of the God or gods humans united is a force to be reckoned with. . . . . . If we can over come the eons of captivity, division, lack suffering and death to make good human unity. Our lives will change for better, just eliminate the [non-organic] worse [-§-] WeSaveUs Do No Harm unless /Natural Law ← required HUMANS united world wide ← required Semper Prorsum ~Godspeed

[@dumbjanitor714]

I defer to humanity because my fish cant do anything but eat each other, speaking of which I should probably feed them right now

[@MidnightSmoke]

even if you cut the snake's head off you still have to be careful with it. Until the snake is really dead the head can (and will) still bite you if you give it a chance. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

it's a good thing every other species seems just....utterly inept when actually tested by practical minds

[@debrawittig3944]

Why do I like this channel so much....because your voice is perfect for narrating scifi. I do hope this is not the only way you use this talent. And if you narrate books, please drop some titles

[@AaronTelfordUK]

That is for sure one of my favourite stories so far :-)

[@petuniasevan]

Good story, great delivery as usual.

[@jackdare]

#HumanityFirst ✊

[@xaviermantha63]

Thanks for the video.

[@greygalaxy8638]

Human to Human: Your face is ugly and our ideals are better than you. - *full scale civil war ensues* - Alien to Human: Humans, we conquer you. Bow to our greatness. Human to Alien: - *Humanity unites, Destroys the alien race utterly* - Human to Human: You face is still ugly!

[@Iskelderon]

To be fair, I always assume that we're the Wyle E. Coyotes of the galaxy. "If one engine is powerful, let's see what happens if we hook up two in series. And since we'Re already in there, shove in the biggest superchargers we can get our hands on!"

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@WallNutBreaker524]

4:01 Fight Fire with Water, and Water with Air. 6:18 damn, that is confusing, but it works.

[@digger1900]

Great story. , very zen

[@thunderbird4636]

Just perfect

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@properfunny]

The whole argument can be boiled down to we know they are going to kick your butt. The question is how long until you can surrender and make it as painless as possible or do you choose death?

[@5H4D3]

Ooh, I'm here for a premiere, noice.

[@IRMentat]

A lot of people have made a lot of money/advantage from “best second”. A good enough product better placed can do things that something functional but on the cutting edge may miss entirely.

[@epicstyle1000]

I really like the verbal style

[@merlinathrawes746]

The second best at EVERYTHING. Which basically means that when going up against a species that's only good at one thing, they're going to get stomped on.

[@Alexander_Cid]

the end, its great

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Zeni-th.]

The end? where are the previous eps?

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@douglasberard8664]

Those crazy humans.

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Second best at everything is better than first at only one!

[@00DayMan00]

Space rock paper scissors

[@korbetthein3072]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, HUMAN.

[@bradwolf07]

Second Best at everything... except stubbornness

[@rainynight02]

Idk what this is from, but I like it!

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed it

[@madswipe4419]

Humans: fighting one another like humans do Aliens: humans you should join us, we are the greatest Humans: vote no Aliens: join us or become slaves Humans: all form peace treaties with one another Humans declare war on aliens Aliens: haha I’m in danger

[@kaidearc8159]

Basically the aliens in these ae pokemon

[@kurtismiller9544]

One of the American battle flags ... Don't tread on me

[@crayonchomper1180]

the Gadsden flag

[@VexChoccyMilk]

@@crayonchomper1180 Arguably the best flag. Not for design or to portray a grand history. But for sending a message.

[@stevenwebb3475]

@@VexChoccyMilk what about the come and take it flag.

[@VexChoccyMilk]

@@stevenwebb3475 This is also good. Two good flags, both American.

[@TheSanien]

Humans are divided only waiting for someone or something to unite them.... and that's were shit hits the fan 🤣

[@BazilRat]

We will bicker and fight until the cows come home, go out, and come home again. But the moment someone threatens our allies we will unite and curb-stomp them. And then go right back to bickering.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@johnlucas2838]

Shouldn't it have been 'And as they gained resources so did we.' at 8:00?

[@darklugiaex3674]

No, they meant that as they, the other species, gained resources, they started to explore as well.

[@JackDesert]

@@darklugiaex3674 it is a little confusing. But that does make sense.

[@Mad_Overseer]

For the algorithm!

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the narrator.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

He who is second in everything is the scariest I could think of. Imagine if you will, a fighter, second in every style of fighting. Or, perhaps, a worker, who is second at every task. Whom would he be second to over all? There will be somewhere a person lacks, and they will be third in that one category. They can’t be second to he who is second in everything. Second, after all, is the best. For first has the farthest to fall.

[@ricksanchez71]

EARTH GO HARD

[@GlizzyGobbler62]

👌

[@morescodesup2087]

We are Jack Trades of All

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@calvingreene90]

How are the Seinmam at projecting despair and defeat?

[@undrachvrsage]

NICE COMMENT FOR THE ALGORITHM!

[@lotematu2812]

The ending: ..... Me: but I'm human this is to the wrong person

[@mikebar42]

As a former middle Man many years ago I approve this message 👍

[@danielboatright8887]

UH OH, YOU MADE A FUCKY WUCKY AND HAVE TO GET INTO THE FOREVER BOX.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@kain7759]

The "to cut the head off the snake" saying have another meaning too, wich is "get the fuck out of there asap when you do it" becouse snake heads are known to bite and poison the victim a few hours after detached, that's why you should always bury them when you kill a snake (self defense obviously)

[@rabbitotaku8369]

Poor snake

[@jeremydaugherty3152]

Humanity, the best loser at everything. AT EVERYTHING. We have the second best ships, guns, defenses, tactics, supply lines, and soldiers. We fight against the best ships and overcome them with guns, tactics, defenses, and resupply. We fight the best guns and overcome them with ship, tactics, defenses, and resupply. We fight the best tactics and overcome them with ship, guns, defenses, and resupply. I see a pattern.

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@ericwhite3526]

For the algorithm

[@adamglover6948]

For the algorithm!

[@kirkjones9639]

For the algorerythim.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@ceilinglight1413]

Chad yt comments vs virgin stream chat

[@marshmallowgod284]

For the almighty algorithm

[@xavierzaxavier5873]

nice......lol..... i hope whoever that king is dont piss their pant after read this...ahahahah

[@Greywander87]

I'm not really a fan of humans as the jack of all trades race, it just seems lazy. The human identity is not having an identity. That said, I did like that this story focused on the divided nature of humanity, and I wish more HFY stories did that. A united humanity is scare enough, imagine the sheer terror is seeing what humans can achieve whilst fighting amongst ourselves and competing to see who and seize the most territory and such. And once you're dead, the humans continue fighting over what used to be your empire. Yes, continue, not start. They didn't wait until you were dead before fighting to decide who gets what parts of your corpse. And somehow, with all the infighting, they still annihilated you.

[@mannydavis7708]

So the United Earth Government went with the US system instead going the Westminster Parliamentary way. Which works very well under MMP. Hope we didn't get stuck with a 2 party system & the electoral college.

[@TheRealInscrutable]

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[@royalroses123]

"humanity is second at everything' is not true, we are the best overall.

[@Flowtail]

Gotta appreciate how so many of these stories just assume the USA will be the one to colonize space lol

[@samuelevans738]

Frankly, the Athenians have inspired a lot of other governments on the planet anyway, so whether or not it's specifically the US (which was inspired by the Athenian + Iroquois governing bodies) that colonizes space, or someone else, it's highly likely that we'll wind up using a republican/democratic style of governing body.

[@xehanotmelodic7696]

Why do the colonies in SciFi always rebel? I don't think they would. If we look at the history of mankind the only colonies which actually did so were the American ones and even there it was only a few people. Most colonies had infighting of course too, but most of the time they came from the original population/natives.

[@vicroc4]

The middle and latter half of the Twentieth Century was basically one long series of colonial revolts and rebellions. Colonies were breaking away from their European rulers left and right. Just because the British Empire largely was dissolved without bloodshed doesn't mean the rest of the great empires of Europe managed to escape it. (And even Britain's collapse was a lot more bloody than it first appears if you just look at the most well-known breakaway states like Canada and Australia)