15 Minutes of Comedians on Sex | Netflix Is A Joke

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[@belliott88]

“The shit we’ll do to fit in... You know?!” 🤣

[@hallaja8338]

Lmao I'm straight and I feel like that!

[@skibumb220]

I'm a straight man and I felt that in my soul. That was a mic drop worthy line.

[@drghdrgh1140]

"The balls be salty as fuck."

[@captainchaos3053]

I'd love to know who was headin down that road with her. Poor guy.

[@Ashley-Lopez]

@@drghdrgh1140 “I know, girl.”

[@paperfox5292]

Fun fact: The hymen actually is no closed membrane that breaks having sex, it looks more like a scrunchie hairtie. Bleeding is mostly due to not being relaxed and lubricated enough

[@saint3211]

Depends on they hymen. It's most likely going to be like a scrunchie but it can be a membrane that is perforated or it can have a septum

[@ginaortiz7759]

Mom

[@martmanana7269]

Nice one thanks for that

[@guilhermefarias5255]

That's not 100% true, it depends on the hymen, because hymens can have many shapes, a scrunchie, a closed membrane wall, 2 holes, 3 holes, a swiss cheese, it can have many shapes, and even be almost invisible

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

Yep! I didn't bleed at all the first time bc we did like 2 hours of foreplay and lots of lube.

[@qjbceyijnko]

2:48 idk it may just be me and her but idky but a guy respecting boundaries is one of things that I find hot 😂

[@charlotte8765]

I read disrespecting boundaries.

[@qjbceyijnko]

@@charlotte8765 who hurt you? Please tell me imma go beat they ass

[@norapeace6526]

Yeah it’s definitely hot 🤤🥰❤️🤣

[@WattWireNet]

...just like the one comedienne who got amped by guys saying "we don't have to do anything, we can just hang." I know from experience there is some truth to this.

[@evanroberts2771]

Yes, you find it hot right up until they get boring and you go chasing the bad boys.

[@Miss__Gee]

I've never spat out my coffee so many times in one sitting.

[@everything777]

First time you've ever spat out anything I imagine

[@himothy1223]

@@everything777 😂😂😂 I ain’t seen nothin👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯 I didn’t just witness a murder.

[@AnotherOak]

Really?...damn...spitting little coffee babies all over the place....your a murderer...savage

[@themoviejunky3918]

Jeez women are not too funny.

[@margureittelewis]

@@themoviejunky3918 hahaha you killed me with that one😃😃😃you men are the funniest 😑😑😑

[@geekdiggy]

taylor tomlinson kills me bro. the whole quarter life crisis set absolutely worked.

[@geekdiggy]

jen kirkman's funny too.

[@Tao-fp3yr]

Taylor got me warmed up for the Jen that me hype for Katt. Then the high was over.

[@prefershe]

Hi, you're killin me by feeling the need to add "bro" in your sentence 😆

[@BadassBikerOwns]

I can see why you like her material. I prefer Nikki's style.

[@dannyboymwamba]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY💛💚❤

[@kumudkathuria]

This video just shows just how important sex education is 😂😂😂

[@robel3786]

Tell that to the ladies in Bridgerton.

[@SnepBlepVR]

*proper sex education*....

[@phriedokra6158]

Funny stuff...I have a dream of being the next Phyllis Diller

[@stoic2608]

english is more important.

[@SomeGuy-xo8rs]

Do you want to learn?

[@jesse4550]

"If you're worried about being replaced by a piece of plastic, you don't bring much to the table." Sadly all to accurate these days.

[@dannyboymwamba]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY💛💚❤

[@TheUnkindness]

That's exactly why so many are worried of being replaced! They know they ain't shii

[@afrikankodo]

"And if you would just lay those same hands on our penile region." 😂😂😂 Damn, Katt!

[@nrdk_1]

The legend bra

[@jessicaatkins3173]

Lol the lesbian talking about not liking dick had me laugh so hard "the things you do to fit in" 🤣

[@boozeyoozey7248]

Same 😂

[@fruity_goblin7965]

Bitch I was shitting tears when I heard that🤣

[@TheLily97232]

I am straight and I relate 😭😭😭

[@justinemariepallas5189]

"If you're worried about being replaced by a giant piece of plastic then you're not bringing that much to the table" 🤣🤣🤣

[@captainmacruff1893]

Unless She's got Big Boobs ❤️❤️

[@smallfaucet]

Goes both ways ladies.

[@dannyboymwamba]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY

[@carlfrye1566]

Any women who gives up on a relationship for better sex isn't worth it in the 1st place.

[@randalldenham5127]

For sure!!

[@heatherwinfree7227]

She got me with “rafts with eyelashes!”

[@fexbio]

Most precise description in this entire video.

[@jpmacoo]

Eh, she's the least funny one on this

[@dannyboymwamba]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY🇨🇭🇧🇷🇨🇦🇩🇪💣💥

[@rydergrove2294]

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

[@MarieGarrett.]

I admit it proudly lol

[@codygooding1332]

Trailer Park Boys.

[@smithmx733]

TRAILER PARK BOYSSSSSS

[@That80sGuy1972]

I admit I did. It was all in the same day, not the same sitting though. I have a normal capacity stomach.

[@omg9261]

Actually he is slut shaming. And I really love one explanation I once have read: when you are a hot and an attractive person and you meet a lot of attractive people in your life actually it's difficult not to fuck a lot of partners. Because on the one hand people hit at you way more often and at the same time it's difficult to say no to people who are hot and attractive. So... it really depends on how hot you are, how much you socialize, how open you are to meeting new people and on how much you do love sex. And that's it. When people slut-shame it actually is a really pathetic move.

[@EMan753]

3:14 why someone in the audience laugh like goofy 😭

[@Sooner757]

I knew a kid in high school whose GF thought you blew on it. I'll bet that was an awkward conversation.

[@fexbio]

"Hey, that's not a birthday candle."

[@sinuslebastian6366]

fexbio now see THAT'S actually funny! Unlike the video

[@skylovermc2146]

@@fexbio wtf

[@skylovermc2146]

@@sinuslebastian6366 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

[@booknerdjebbi5037]

That's just cute dude. If they were at all close it shouldn't have been much of an issue

[@olemisuria9115]

‘’We don’t have to do anything”...I used that line many times : works ;-)

[@GratifyMeNow13]

And then ten minutes later...

[@madelainekane760]

"I had cinnamon rolls today." "How many did you have?" "I had nine." THAT WOULD BE ME

[@dannyboymwamba]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY

[@captainmacruff1893]

Bad girl 🐱

[@samanthapalker1476]

Dental hygienist: exist I will never be able to see them the same way again

[@Tao-fp3yr]

Thanks to Leslie.

[@samanthapalker1476]

Tao 타키오 yeah she’s the best

[@CM-uq8ro]

And nurses are freaks. Highest amount of kinky people

[@samanthapalker1476]

M P I spent my childhood in and out of hospital... make of that what you will

[@Tao-fp3yr]

@@samanthapalker1476 oh jheeze. You were around the freaky freakies. Regularly.

[@Karan_Bhat]

Me laughing at the video: 😂😂😂😂 Me then realising they have experience that I will never get: 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

[@AmberAmber]

@Karan Bhat - I'm sorry mate 💔

[@Karan_Bhat]

@Benji I meant making them and not eating them

[@kishanchali8752]

They can tell BS in a way that convinces people

[@jordannewsom4578]

Benji 😂😂 fr though, and shape shifting and sacrificing children to Molluk

[@wadadparker957]

Array chote, 11 saal ka hai tu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 abhi chapter tak nhi aaya aur shuru? 😂😂

[@dnice287]

The shower head joke made me think of a friend who partakes regularly! She LOVES a removal shower head or bathtub faucet with strong pressure!🌊🌊🌊😂

[@lauvelita3369]

Girl, I don't even move into places with bad water pressure

[@jenniferofenleger3972]

Have you ever tried it?

[@dnice287]

@Lauva Lita & Jennifer ofenleger...I've done many things in the shower & bathtub, but using water pressure on my thang ain't one of them cause I'm a dude! 🤦‍♂️😂 Again, my "friend" LOVES using water pressure on her thang & does so regularly!👍

[@jenniferofenleger3972]

@@dnice287 I've heard it also feels really good on dudes 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@dnice287]

@@jenniferofenleger3972 yea not sure about that. Never tried it, but can't imagine it would. LOVE hearing stories & really LOVE...ya know!😉😁💜

[@charlottemunday7311]

Those who might not know - Hymen is not like a drum you break through (like a chest burster in reverse), its not like a trampoline . Its like a scrunchie (hair band). It can be stretched and just simply.... get out the way, never bled.

[@johnortiz6129]

Woah how have I never encountered these comedians before. Fantastic 👏👏

[@MurderBong]

KAT KILLED IT, IM DYIN! LMFAO

[@qalbi_ibn_lari]

Lol Tom Segura's sets are always hysterical.

[@avsambart]

The dentist one broke me.

[@raventrunite6459]

loved this !

[@hardonthegasgtboyz1586]

How does that red haired lady move her fingers so fast. I’ve tried, got a cramp lol.

[@WattWireNet]

She probably plays a string instrument where the "trill" is a standard skill... or the skin flute.

[@TrueBolt18]

Practice

[@rufusconnolly8489]

It's also possible that she learned the skill from playing Pokemon Stadium/Mario Party multiplayer minigames on the 64. That's where I first started to establish my skillset

[@adeoluadesiyakan3530]

Katt Williams got to be one of the funniest ones in comedy history. The consistency is just unusual.

[@dannyboymwamba]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY🇸🇦🇸🇩

[@kerishapeart9742]

He is...only one to top him is Chappelle

[@DNa650]

absolutely brutal comedian. If he couldnt talk about race or sex he'd be nothin

[@K-Day2024]

"Its pimpin pimpin" is the funniest shit I've EVER seen. My #1

[@curtisnucmed]

Katt killed it. Lol.

[@loverules7691]

Min. 10, rafts w/eyelashes. Hilarious!

[@treverforeman2659]

2:48 idk it may just be me and her but idky but a guy respecting boundaries is one of things that I find hot 😂

[@mercentperrault]

I actually learnt a lot about a certain topic today. 😂

[@antoniapesola4404]

Let's be real that's why we watch these videos

[@buffibruce6926]

I'm 29 and a virgin and I'm not a ashamed. Ladies don't be ashamed because you lost your v card late. Be proud

[@mikegreenawalt4726]

Well hello huney

[@keironfernandez7515]

Your waiting on the right one ?

[@mikegreenawalt4726]

@@keironfernandez7515 yes I was married now divorced I'm a one woman man and ready to fall in love again

[@mikegreenawalt4726]

Where do you live

[@buffibruce6926]

Yes I'm waiting for the right one. And no I'm not interested. I love being single and nothing is changing it.

[@enriquediaz6093]

I don't know, women's perspective is top tier 😂

[@TheWindstorm2012]

Katt is killing it! LOL

[@YourOneStopShop]

Whats messed up is as a guy you feel like the biggest douche when you turn down a girl or dodge a flirt. As a guy its best to always be dumb, respectful and innocent.

[@Luke-pd7xj]

Nah why feel like an asshole? People are allowed to have standards, just be sure they’re realistic.

[@realamericannegro977]

You are not exaggerating. Doesn't matter how fat ugly and nasty a chick is when you reject her that makes you look worse than dudes that hits women. A woman will rip a dude's heart out and the more attractive and cool he is the more cruel she can be to humiliate him and if he claps back he is the bad guy.

[@garrettprepetit7026]

Wtf did I just read

[@mile_851]

@@realamericannegro977 ummmmm I think you are a little hurt... We don't actually care about your resentment and generalization. Have a good day

[@realamericannegro977]

@@mile_851 yet you went out your way to comment. A woman lie when she dont have too

[@smartechick725]

One of your BEST comps ever!

[@radhwaashraf2067]

9:23 what makes it funnier is that her name is Cummings 😂😂

[@sajidmon4600]

What's her full name?

[@royceviklund6522]

@@sajidmon4600 Whitney Cummings

[@Themustardmoment]

Is it just me or like why did they only use women on the clickbait

[@hollytree3379]

Yeah, it made me think about how men often criticize women comedians for talking too much about sex. When I saw the thumbnail, I went oh god all the comments are going to be making fun of them for that. Kinda feels like Netflix was stirring drama. That or they thought the bigger draw would be 'women and sex'

[@modz1033]

wasn’t even funny

[@twist.mp3]

Because most of the people in the video are women... Also female comedians talk about sex a lot.

[@smoochfa973]

Hey footlongsub99 - riley quit being a karen

[@hollytree3379]

@@twist.mp3 lol you really edited the “female comedians talk about sex a lot” into that. Sweet addition 👌

[@hubertstrzalkowski1261]

Kat Williams is so coked out lmaooooo. But shit was funny

[@zeeking4986]

Katt Williams had the best bit. 😂

[@lilykantner2608]

So on the hymen thing, I have been riding horses for a while now and I can confirm that yes, at least for me, riding horses broke my hymen.

[@markfoster1520]

So...your first "lover" was a horse....?

[@jthin2081]

@@markfoster1520 Poor attempt at a joke.

[@lilykantner2608]

@@markfoster1520 terrible attempt, and in no way was that the situation. The act of riding a horse, on a saddle in the split position applied pressure in that area. And also, kind of a weird "joke" coming from a dude.

[@markfoster1520]

Uh....I was only horsing around. And, of course it was a joke. I loved the sets!

[@nessyness5447]

It doesn't usually " break", unless you have some of the least common types of hymen that are fully closed/almost fully closed menbrane, but in those cases it often needs to be surgically removed. The hymen is elastic. Also, in some cases it just stretches till it disapear as you grow, since it has no use past the first 3 years of life or so. Under certain circumstances what it can do is tear, but usually the tear can heal too. What is sure is that it has 0 to do with virginity.

[@madisonmmurphy]

I've honestly never seen a comments section with so many top comments. Bloody awesome ☺️

[@megan5867]

The shit we'll do to fit in" oh my lord, that one made me spit out my water 🤣

[@nora7372]

The third girl issa MOOD

[@issasyedmahmood3683]

Why you calling me out?

[@dexter-jy3yk]

female: guys only think about sex female comedian: only talk about sex

[@Ask35720]

That's because very few select of them are funny.

[@shashanksrivastavasri9641]

@@Ask35720 I've never found any

[@juliarider4311]

Like guys aren’t talking about the same thing?

[@juliarider4311]

@@Ask35720 sorry you have no sense of humor

[@shashanksrivastavasri9641]

@@juliarider4311 nope , Guys talk about women ,sports and politics Guys think about sex almost all the time and will do it anytime they get it .. But we don't TALK about sex ..

[@Wayzor_]

Bert's Chasing Amy reference got me lol

[@vicsingh3998]

One of the most funniest collections I've ever seen 👍

[@ughchelsey]

I’m laughing so much 😭

[@darmillionaire]

11:04 But nobody knows how many people were (or are) in the WuTang Clan.

[@bryanergau6682]

9/8

[@rachelkekipi9004]

The one comedian that said nothings hotter then a guy saying we dont have to do anything... Yeah. My husband promised we didnt have to do anything the first night of our marriage if I didnt want to... He got jumped 😍😂 I am so blessed to have such amazingly sweet and gentle guy who has ALWAYS respected my boundaries:-) Thats one of the biggest reasons I married him - he respects me 💗

[@fhiyos_2611]

That's nice

[@rachelkekipi9004]

@NGF MUDDYMIKE If thats not for you then thats not for you but I have a husband and we have a great marriage so obviously it wasnt stupid for us.

[@ChrisOhMy]

Ghayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@ninja_tony]

@@rachelkekipi9004 But it's your wedding night. What kind of person would neglect their partner on the single most important night of their life together?

[@danielbangura7424]

I don't understand. What you mean he got jumped

[@outofrole7728]

The grip strength on that thing LOL!

[@danicatanner7698]

Best Top Clips Yet!

[@Pineappletaco]

That dental hygienist joke is on point! Same with CNA's, MedTechs, Phlebotomists, etc.

[@Merita80]

So not true, I was a CNA and now a hairdresser and had one man all my life

[@ryanrios75]

Katt Williams!! 😂 😂

[@ellyonbellot1052]

2:55 she's right...for me at least

[@Ann71987]

Why is his shirt off.... Ommfg I laughed so hard at this ommfg I literally woke my husband up saying that outloud

[@iowa89357]

He does all his comedy specials without his shirt. He walks out on stage, and just takes it off right away, then starts with jokes Not quite sure why, but that's what he do

[@rufusconnolly8489]

That is how the Burt do

[@chanpagne_supernova]

Comedians is such a loose term Netflix

[@goncalo1485]

I feel like nowadays people think that just because someone is funny that automatically means that they have what it takes to be a comedian A lot of them were funny though

[@thorzyan]

Ah, female "clickbait" millennial comedians doing groundbreaking avant garde topics like, "dick sucking." Genius ladies🤣

[@WoodShane]

She silly as hell... LMFAO 🤣😂

[@Nom1fan]

Who

[@georgerevell5643]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

[@johnhannibalsmith1607]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[@broadway619]

8:05 April Macie killed it but Sam Jay is on point !!

[@nigahigagreatness]

Thank you KZbin algorithm for this annual holidya

[@jenniferharding6996]

Kat is one of the funniest people out there. LMFAO 😅

[@mylovesongs2429]

I like Dave Attell's discusion about fisting. LOL

[@feroxlara21]

I so glad we have some brave women going out of their comfort zone.

[@karljames6395]

There's a lot of very negative comments by men aimed at female comidens and it's uncalled for. Just perpetuating the view all men are misogynistic. Maybe remember the old saying. If you have nothing nice to say maybe it's better to say nothing. Sometimes it's better to be thought a fool rather than to speak and remove all doubt.

[@gondwanaman9362]

Stfu

[@tromboner6061]

"if you have nothing nice to say you better stay silent" lol so you want people to lie cuz the truth will hurt them Also, after watching the video, I wonder if women's lives revolve around sex, men, periods and relationships. Cuz like every female comedian, all she has to be funny about is turd topics. Don't have a Life of your own???

[@Zett76]

Your comment is the 40th I read, and not ONE above has been misogynistic. I guess you see what you wanna see. …so, stop the savior fantasy. You don't have to demonize men to feel okay. Oh, and: don't preach to the choir. If you read someone saying something misogynistic - approach him (or her) directly. Thank you.

[@ilikedyesterdaybetter1541]

@@tromboner6061 I know it off topic …. But isn’t you name supposed to be spelled シニガミ instead of シニガニ? Looks like a typo.

[@justinmorieko221]

Literally not 1 comment. But gotta have the 1 GUY to virtue signal. Stfu you twat and just laugh at the video

[@justarshad8354]

katt killed it!😭😭😭😭😭 period!

[@mikejackson2228]

Kid walked in on us and we told him we were just wrestling for fun.

[@lisalisa1435]

Coulda swore when she said "if you don't have a removable shower head..." GET ONE🍷💯💥

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Coulda sworn*

[@haitileblanc3075]

I remember when I learned about hysteria and the invention of vibrators. I told someone else and they swore I was lying

[@steveconn]

Kat so much energy. Saw him live. Hilarious dude.

[@jessed0308]

I laughed and spewed at the same time.

[@m0ntypth0n]

"What'd he say? Niagara? "🤣🤣🤣

[@hex8387]

12:58 And that's how Tinder works in 2020😂

[@norapeace6526]

3:03 she’s absolutely right 🤤🤣❤️

[@blupinkyellogreen]

Lmao that one was my favorite

[@ComputerBLEW]

Omg these girls are beautiful and hilarious. Deadly combo

[@blainerogers8409]

I’ve never laughed less

[@princessvasquez3668]

Good for you. Humor must only be determined by you 😒

[@blainerogers8409]

@@princessvasquez3668 u sound butthurt

[@sheyshah2848]

Kat Williams making the other comics look like straight amateurs.

[@Sham1232]

Totally agree .

[@turtlelover4373]

Well he's been a comedian for like 30 years now so it makes sense that he's that good

[@sheyshah2848]

...and the fact that he's not a hack.

[@turtlelover4373]

@@sheyshah2848 no katt is one of the best, definitely. Kinda sad life turned on him like that, getting arrested, being called crazy, losing work and all that shit. He seemed like a good guy, he even has foster kids and he takes care of all of them. But even through all that he still got back into comedy and got on stage and kept slaying, like, dude. Katt is a fucking soldier

[@sheyshah2848]

@@turtlelover4373 Money and fame changes everything. EVERYTHING. Anyone who thinks differently is sadly mistaken. "… But the Kat came back the very next day, The Kat came back, we thought he was a goner, But the Kat came back; he just couldn't stay away. Away, away, yea, yea, yea…"

[@daurknyte]

is it weird that I feel educated by the kevin hart part? If that ever happens I'm definitely using the football excuse.

[@snorkasaurusrex]

or you could lock your door

[@MasterTobiification]

See parents would not have the problem of child’s walking in on sex if they set up and respected boundary like always nok on door and wait to be let in. The problem is that the parents also have to follow those boundary because if they don’t the child won’t.

[@WickedPhase]

It would be easier if they just locked the damn door 😂

[@captainchaos3053]

Let's not be silly. If I tell my children not to just walk into the room without knocking that's what I expect then to do. It's a grown up thing adults do. It's called teaching your children manners. But the responsible thing to do is minimise the risk.

[@singleproppilot]

So, none of you have kids, huh? I can tell, because none of these statements are realistic. On the rare occasion that my wife and I decide to get busy while the kids are still awake, we put on a movie for them, give them some snacks, go in the bedroom, and lock the door. We STILL get interrupted at least once, especially by our youngest (age 4), who will beat the damn door down until we answer. It’s just part of having kids. They don’t understand the concept of parents needing time away from them, no matter how many times you try to tell them you need privacy.

[@chadrush3378]

Who was the redhead talking about the vibrator she was freaking killing me LOL

[@ritikachauhan8501]

The names of each person and the act are at the bottom left hand corner of the screen 😊 Her name is April Macie tho, 8:00

[@norapeace6526]

10:39 I know a dental hygienist who married a guy in the military after less than three months… I think they’re still married but her parents don’t know 🤣😭

[@johnocasio3529]

P0ppp0p0p

[@emmahix95]

Bert's Chasing Amy reference got me lol

[@kurttuchscherer7706]

Robin Williams once said that the easiest way to get a laugh is to tell a joke about sex or farts

[@erronblack5015]

So did you laughed? I didn't even watched the full thing

[@abdullahawan9412]

Am I the only one who's been thinking the 2nd one was a little boy

[@ThomasRogan-gc5pi]

I thought it was a manly woman immediately 😂

[@gabrielmartinez3171]

11:30 dont forget the bus drivers. XD

[@donjoo8847]

7;48 does anyone know the song? thx

[@martybeckman5178]

I remember the time stepsister age 9 and I was age 11 we both stood in front of this closed door to our parents bedroom and I told Karen.. I said Karen let's open the door and yell Good Morning but, you say mom and I will say dad... so now on 3 .. 1....2...3.. she pushed the door open and we both yelled out Good Morning.... & All we heard was...in a very loud voice GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! ... Now we closed the door probably faster than it opened but we looked at each other and we both had one of those looks on our faces like Holy shit we just got grounded but later that morning.. My dad was so upset that we did this , he said Next time you kids want us to get up you should knock 1st ... And wait for us to answer & then get the ok to open the door, but seeing my dad banging my step mom was not funny in no way , but my dad kept making jokes years after it happened And that's when it became funny !! Joke after joke was made over the years and some of the comments from my dad made was so funny, I miss you !! Dad and Eileen.. May You Both Be Resting In Peace!! My dad loved her so much, He sold his hunting land off to pay for her medical care. I Will never forget about this so if anyone decides to open a parents bedroom door .. You Must knock 1st or you may hear GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!

[@donwayne9061]

Nice story. God bess your parents' memory

[@LonghornsLegend]

Holy shit this was incredible every set😭😭👏🏾

[@BlueIdiotPie]

oh my god they opened this compilation with that 9/11 thing I'm howling

[@Yesu44]

I am seeing a dental hygienist next week & am show her this clip 😅😂😅😂.

[@redglasses33]

So... what did she say? Lol

[@Yesu44]

@@redglasses33 No, but while scaling my teeth she said, "breath through your nose, that way you don't have to swallow"* 😂😅😂😅. Leslie ain't lying. But I'll definitely show her this clip in 2 weeks when I go back(of I remember).

[@redglasses33]

@@Yesu44 lolok

[@supreetbharat8972]

“RIGHT...!”

[@tedroskebrom873]

Thanks for making me laugh

[@TheIrishSicilian]

Lol. Great stuff. Classic.

[@zyaicob]

To everyone seeing this comment don't read the comments

[@YONCE8701]

Gee thanks 😏

[@brittanyhernandez4778]

This makes me want to read the comments. 🤣

[@omnistpagan3282]

I remember when I was in college and my roommates told a guy I was a virgin. Apparently his reaction was ‘can I have her?’I think that was the very first time in my life that I was truly disgusted by a man. ‘Can I have her?’ Like I was a puppy dog he was taking home. Yuck 🤢 I just noped. Thankfully I never met the guy or I would have torn him a new one.

[@kb6530]

Spot on tried just to see wtf it would do lol

[@NickDe39]

When serving in our US military, us guys could only talk about sex and that is at far as it went. Actually not good to talk about things you can't have, but whoever created us sure gave us the urge.

[@EmotiveCustodian]

That Kat Williams bit had me sucking air men 😂

[@jessicandennis]

The lady at 8:40 reminds me of the comedienne character from Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

[@KINGDOMDAUGHTER]

I am still waiting to be talked to about the birds and the bees, lol lol Bad parenting, lol, but thank goodness for the library with books

[@nooneinparticular7980]

This just randomly started playing after another video I was watching finished so I let it play for about 5 minutes before I had to get tf up and turn it to something else 😂

[@WillEDC]

Didn’t expect guys lol

[@GlutesEnjoyer]

@Glenna Smith??? Lmao wut

[@robintupta7446]

Glenna Smith it is most definitely female comedians that talk about sexy the most in their acts.

[@jhaz89]

@@robintupta7446 it's because they want to be edgy and that's the only way they know how

[@youngmagic8343]

@@jhaz89 its cause women arent actually funny. And people laugh when theyre uncomfortable to relieve the stress of being uncomfortable. And the sex talk makes people uncomfortable all the time.

[@ayomikunamusan8276]

@@jhaz89 ah I knew I would see sexist comments