15 minutes of linda monroe being evil and truly iconic

[@bi_cycle]

The brilliance of her husband's plastic surgery company being called 'inner beauty'.

[@marcusallard8626]

666th

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

I love it

[@caspertheunfriendlyghost]

@@thebananaowenslippedon7095 i love and despise your name, why must you do this to the starkid fans

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

@@caspertheunfriendlyghost as an angst writer and lover of pain _i feed on the suffering it produces_

[@25offcds62]

"I've met God. He had nothing nice to say about you." THAT LINE IS ICONIC

[@starsaregrrreat]

yesss

[@i_am_Emmet]

7:44 here you go :3

[@Karu_TC]

Linda is the definition of iconic and we stan a -queen- villain

[@aster.c2475]

We stan a villain queen even more 😍

[@Delphini_Zucchini]

Good Boy Karu and goddess

[@mastereon895]

She has Winnifred energy

[@guacamoleisdelicious2315]

I love the fact that Starkid tried to make an annoying Karen character but it backfired because lesbians will praise and fall in love with any Lauren Lopez role

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

Lesbians, bi, and about 80% of straight people

[@molpahia]

What if they tried something new and it BACKFIRED

[@cheezleweasel661]

facts

[@c.gilmore2469]

as a lesbian, I can confirm

[@sg2170]

As bi i can confirm aswell

[@AbbyMaskell]

I love how in TGWDLM Lauren and Jon are the protagonists and in Black Friday they're the antagonists

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

They did a full 180 on us

[@lailahbezan4833]

I loved them as both protagonists and antagonists. But I didn't really like the protagonists of Black Friday unfortunately

[@daliah8883]

@@lailahbezan4833 I don’t really like Tom and Becky that much, but I do, however, love Lex

[@ashykins]

But we have to admit that Linda is the perfect role for lauren

[@luvthecronch3542]

@@daliah8883 first of all, cool Percy Jackson PFP secondly.. how could you..? Everyone in this musical is amazing!

[@cottonkandi3]

the only karen we stan

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

What is the Karen reference?

[@hannatara02]

Sean McMurphy her entire CHARACTER

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

@@hannatara02 No, I mean who is the Karen they are comparing Linda to? Is it a character in a show?

[@naomip384]

@@seanmcmurphy4744 bruh

[@hannatara02]

@@seanmcmurphy4744 "Karen" is a meme that basicllay means that every middle aged rich woman named Karen, are privileged bitches who think they own the world and act like it

[@kitkatkid1399]

I love how she's still talking with Gerald even after she's been wiggly-fied Lauren should play a villain more often

[@loc0coco]

It’s my favorite thing that Linda is wearing a cape

[@emmafurini4157]

Maddy Rose a wiggle monster...in a CAPE!

[@sammoblammoboom]

@@emmafurini4157 u beat me to it ;c

[@thelastcarriage6270]

She just walks in wearing a might I add amazing cape and noone bats an eyelid

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

It’s not a cape it’s a prada 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑤𝑙

[@sammoblammoboom]

@@thebananaowenslippedon7095 a pro da what now?

[@loc0coco]

Joe Walker better come back next show as Gerald, or better yet, Meredith.

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

Yes, I’d like to see Joe Walker as Meredith

[@loc0coco]

Sean McMurphy I mean Joe has already played Joey might as well add Meredith!

[@probablyok2418]

@@seanmcmurphy4744 I'm pretty sure they meant in Spies Are Forever. In case you haven't seen it, that's all I have to say.

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

@@probablyok2418 Oh, of course, thanks! I've seen it but I forgot about it. Another great Walker performance!

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

I read somewhere that Joe has left acting

[@absolutelytheforknot]

Someone get me Linda’s self confidence please

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

I’ll take a double shot of that

[@nicolelouise9779]

Give me three, bartender!

[@seven-cats-3]

ikr

[@yuarentlucky]

​@thegaytay4327WELL I'LL TAKE 500.

[@ohcrabapples]

​@@yuarentlucky I need 1k of it

[@Caroline28483]

Linda's voice is so delightfully and characteristically obnoxious when she says "Me more favorably"

[@sydneytorres485]

I like how Gerald is on the phone with her pretty much the whole time and doesn’t care that she’s slowly going crazy

[@amberdeyuliis7886]

Maybe he's just used to it

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

He doesn't get paid enough to care

[@casualbongos-1375]

He's insane himself

[@lycodra4113]

He married her. He probably doesn’t even notice a difference

[@veggiegrace13]

My favorite part about her character is that I always forget that she's still on the phone with Gerald until she suddenly talks to him at random moments. It gets me every time

[@banafanafofana6914]

"of all the arbritrary numbers, why Juan?!" my bilingual self does this to me every single time I can't help it I'm sorry 😭😭

[@bryce4395]

i'm so happy to get the "sing for me" joke

[@bryce4395]

@Sarah Hamilfan xD Me neither,but the association was always there in the back of my mind lol

[@dousc7579]

When did she say that again?

[@mg3873]

@Sarah Hamilfan I didn't notice that! Oh my god I just fell head over heels with Starkid even more than I had.

[@J.D.onthego]

What is the reference to?

[@bryce4395]

@@J.D.onthego the phantom of the opera

[@dude.1651]

I know we Stan a queen villain but notice how Gerald was on the phone with her almost the whole time

[@chiarafermorr_]

So much data wasted

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

@@chiarafermorr_ Linda and him are rich. I don’t think it will be a problem for them

[@chiarafermorr_]

@@ezelfrancisco1349 probably

[@itsNobodysGirl]

Where's "well, MY children were accidents"? 😂

[@ireallylikeyourmom]

Quyne sounds like my mom

[@ripcorinna]

“i hope you don’t get a wiggly. i hope you *fucking* die.” is _such_ a good line oh my god

[@fransherrie8052]

What was your favorite Line? “Take it to Macy’s” or “yeeeEAS call my attorney!”

[@hatchetfieldboatingsociety5095]

yeah I meant "TAKE IT TO MACYS!" but everything else that Linda says is also my favourite

[@eleanor4618]

hatchetfield boating society Put perfectly!

[@cammac933]

“Oh Shit it’s Gerald. Yes, continue just don’t say the shit part. “Wiggly will wiggle to Shit.” Are my favorite 😂

[@Strangephilia]

“Excuse me sir, what do scissors do?”

[@morgrugyn]

I de _maand_ your love

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

2:10 "No, Linda! Bad Linda!" *(spray her with water bottle)*

[@nicolelouise9779]

"How dare you! Are you hearing this Gerald? YES call my attorney!"

[@betsycarwile4788]

Okay but did she ever *actually* go to her hair appointment?

[@krystallights1325]

She was probably too busy starting a -cult- I mean fun new religion

[@kateschneider7729]

She got shot. So I mean........

[@emmafurini4157]

Kate Schneider I mean, she had to get her hair fixed for her funeral.

[@Lucy-bd6us]

Hopefully. It's really hard to get dried blood out of your hair

[@Karu_TC]

Lucy Robinson Might I ask how you know this.

[@brifanta9678]

Okay but linda’s contour? Voldemort who?

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

Dont attack voldy Hes just tryna enjoy hos life with squirrel

[@ameliaddlc6107]

IKRRRRRR

[@abidivino]

2:30 "stop crying gerald, i'm not talking to you!" idk why but that made me laugh out loud haha

[@pigeon1178]

YoU aren't to be weethin 30 feet of a Ceeenabun GerAld!

[@bellac6311]

sEEnAbOn

[@PoppyIsMyMetalQueen]

I thought it said 1000 feet

[@maem7462]

3:24 She technically isn't lying because she said some of us have been waiting in line forever. She never said she was included in those some but she did act like she was part of it as well

[@twigwigsoso]

she's also technically not lying, because for her it does feel like it's been forever

[@uselessbroadwayhuman6970]

How to talk like Linda Whan or Juan not “one” Long vowels GErAld Deestroy SEEnobon Only say mean things to Becky

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

hrrrrrEEEEENoplahstee

[@Lucywelli]

I NEEEEEEEEEEED a wiggly doll

[@katherinedenny8622]

My best friend is named Becky, but who cares. Sacrifices must be made to be Linda.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

don't forget to roll your Rs

[@gaberoa3523]

is this a jOoOoOOoke

[@elikitchener1008]

"Well my children were accidents" "He can hold it like a man" "YES call the police!" "YES call my attorney!" (Mouthed) "Audits" "In so many words yes" "I hope you don't get a wiggly, I hope you fucking die" "I've met God. He had nothing nice to say about you." "I dislike that word Gerald; Cult. No, it's a fun new religion that I started." Some of my favourite Linda quotes

[@abbycollins]

“Unless I get what I - SHIT it’s Gerald hold on.”

[@eilish3210]

"Until I get what I- shit its gerald" this is probably my favorite line and scene in the entire musical, except for when the younger sister is doing the smoking movements and the older sister goes "what the fuck is this" everything is so very iconic

[@kbuttons19]

Is this some kind of a joOoOoke?!

[@savvy3tv632]

I love when she says “Briiiiiinnnngggg me the chILd!!” At 8:02

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

YES! It has a Wicked Witch of the West (from the original Wizard of Oz) vibe

[@rine6740]

6:20 that music when she first enters is iconic and I want it playing every time I walk in somewhere

[@emensahh]

SAME

[@discofrog949]

phantom: sing for me! christine: 11:11

[@gaberoa3523]

me if i tried playing christine

[@aster.c2475]

I was expecting to see every scene with Linda because everything she did was PERFECTION

[@fizzydizzystudios4768]

Who would’ve thought Starkid’s greatest most iconic villain would be a karen. They are not gonna top this.

[@weezybean9323]

I love the detail that Linda wears black and white

[@rachelthornton4442]

“I have four boys. Four beautiful blond boys” is just an ordinary line on paper but Lauren makes it so fucking funny.

[@Ziaberry]

Okay but I love how backhandedly supportive she and Gerald are of each other

[@beck4557]

the way she mouths audits and the face she makes after is my entire sexuality

[@lucasgray1492]

I love that Gerald didn't join her because of Cinnabon being burned down

[@skylarvinson3966]

Can we talk about how one of her kids is named River? The biggest question I have is what are the other three names? ETA: I don't dislike the name River, it just doesn't seem like a very Linda Monroe thing to do.

[@thisiszof]

Pond, Lake, Ocean?

[@Lauren_Nicks]

Our cleaner told me the other day that her youngest is called River

[@pippadee8266]

Is gerald her son or husband?

[@sofia.giles21]

Skylar Vinson however, she does happen to be the president of the Hatchetfield Boating Society 🤔

[@skylarvinson3966]

@@pippadee8266 It's widely believed that Gerald is her husband.

[@jesusisdefinitelynotarelig7515]

Can we have a Gerald counter?

[@leedraconis5793]

Yessssssssss

[@lilianamorales490]

I'm making a keychain that says "Member of the Hatchetfield Boating Society" and on the back it says "Certified by Linda Monroe". I'm very proud of it

[@tomyam211]

No one: Linda: HWAHN

[@hollisjo4023]

One of my favorite roles of Lauren, it's so bold but its refreshing to see to see her come as a narcissistic middle aged woman from seeing her as a little boy.

[@mg3873]

Watching more Lauren Lopez roles is starting to make me question if I'm truly as straight as I see myself. Maybe it's just her. Or Amber Gray. I'd do anything for Linda Monroe.

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

Lauren Lopez: Making fans question their sexuality since April 9, 2009* *The day Lauren first rolled on the floor as Draco Malfoy

[@claram9321]

asjhdak totally me with Lauren, Mariah and Amber Gray

[@lexiearnhart6271]

The only man that will have her now is Jack Daniels HA get her out of my sight Best line I can’t even

[@coal_the_drarry5516]

*how* can Lauren keep a straight face throughout all of this 😂😂😂😂

[@fruitylittleman8025]

looking back on it you can just TELL that at 2:36, becky was five seconds away from telling linda she committed homicide once

[@theapplequeen5832]

Imagine if this is the exact same world as the guy who didn’t like musicals. But it’s after the whole mess, and everyone is infected, so everyone has calmed down a bit on a way and everyone is just singing the following the next following Black Friday, and there is another chaotic outside thing attacking humanity

[@Lana-fk8xr]

she's so attractive

[@accountname4754]

I thought I was straight but then Lauren Lopez decided to just exist and I’m not so sure anymore

[@accountname4754]

update: i am ✨bi✨

[@leedraconis5793]

Okay but 5:55 Joeys voice,,,,,,, oh boy,,,,,,

[@sammoblammoboom]

... oh my god i am totally bi

[@polyphonicgherkins]

They’re engaged now

[@kiki8792]

I'm so pan send help

[@nicolas_masnaoni]

I'm too much pan

[@ellis3109]

I feel like Linda didn’t get wigglyfied and just liked the attention 🤷‍♀️

[@heyitsarbor7121]

BRIIING ME THE CHILD

[@דנהשגב-ה7ש]

"How dare you?!" is the new version of "you are not permitted to touch!"

[@vanerey30]

This is literally just every time she's on stage-

[@Delphini_Zucchini]

P r e s i c l e y

[@sophie7780]

*YES I FUCKING SEE HIM !!!!!!* is a line that will stand the test of time as an iconic starkid line

[@alicealoi4951]

*Her evil laughs*

[@seven-cats-3]

"The only man that'll have her now is.. Jack Daniels. HA, get her out of my sight" is so underrated

[@mimmapierrot]

4:02 she's... just... so... pretty

[@amandagrayson5892]

What's really sad is the fact that I cry exactly like her.😭😭😭😭😅😅😅

[@ren576]

we stan linda

[@Delphini_Zucchini]

I love the accent. Pure skill.

[@agreenwell5256]

7:54 how does lex not crack up when linda does the huge *sNiFF* right next to her ear, truly a miracle of acting

[@marcuscrews8344]

Her look at 3:14 reads very "I don't believe you"

[@yuarentlucky]

She literally nailed the role, really is mother fr.

[@rosiesmith6283]

I love how this is pretty much every single Linda scene because lets be honest she is iconic and evil the whole way through

[@hannahjoy333.]

Biiiiiiiig avpm Draco vibes

[@patriciomejia1114]

My thoughts exactly.

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

Son + Linda = Draco You can't tell me otherwise

[@ShadowCurito]

I love how the f word is said like hawk and she's my favorite character for how she is in this

[@swims11torches]

Ms Lopez ma'am I am literally in love with you

[@santana7280]

Whoever disliked this didnt get a wiggly

[@dantecroft4025]

lmao linda is literally just draco from avpm and i love it so much

[@mg3873]

Doing my Spanish,"Of all the AHRBITRary numbers whayy Jwhuan?"

[@parmesian1039]

I can’t tell if Linda is a really posh Brit or a really posh American.

[@ers6764]

She’s definitely american

[@memovazquez64]

8:16 I DIDN'T NOTICE JEFF'S FACE WHEN JOE KISSED LAUREN'S BOOT UNTIL NOW LMAO

[@sage5530]

not kendall reminding us that shes incredible at acting and makes me wanna cry

[@charlottecrosby9939]

Alternate title: making all the lesbians fall in love Witt Linda Monroe for 15 minutes

[@doodleferp8158]

This could’ve been titled “DEMONIC AND ICONIC”, Gerald!

[@leedraconis5793]

Gods her voice is amazing

[@creativeenthusiast9745]

Ok but why did Linda have to die! I love her soooooo much, she is a queen

[@tallmuffin7898]

Love how Gary took out his phone when Linda died and everyone else is just so confused by it.

[@erinab4295]

11:19 through to 11:38 literally gave me goosebumps and nearly brought me to tears, she holds so much power over me, I can't

[@erinab4295]

I don't agree with her actions and victim shaming is never okay bUT LAUREN

[@mg3873]

@@erinab4295 Like Robert in TGWDLM she went all in with this role--I adore her. Moreso now than I did before. The moment I realized I had a crush on Lauren (100% making me question how straight I really am) was in TGWDLM.

[@erinab4295]

@@mg3873 I joined a group chat about a year ago when I first discovered Starkid and they showed me how amazing she is, now she could run me over and I'd thank her

[@misti-step]

shes having SO much fun omg

[@bee748]

Yes I ducking see him

[@hannatara02]

Albee Nettles duck is lord

[@bellac6311]

Hanna Tara Duck is looord, he is looord, he is lord lord lord duck is looord!

[@48917032]

@@bellac6311 Yeeeah... thatsallbullshit

[@gc4155]

the video is basically Linda's whole screen time, she is THAT iconic.

[@imtired3458]

Cinnabon needs to change its name to Ceenabon or we riot

[@fineanddandy228]

your boating society has nothing against my smoke club

[@Aeon_W]

Lauren Lopez is such an icon in every role she plays

[@toinfinityandbeyond6149]

7:40 is the "I've met god scene" You're welcome

[@haventpickedanameyet2527]

11:04 my favorite part of the whole musical

[@randomnewtrain9305]

"thEr NaWt GowiNg 2 shER hWaHN laYk SaM CHoNky cHeeldReN wIT a NeeDlE."

[@thatcher6923]

There’s something so funny about how Lauren says “I hope you don’t get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die.” Because it sounds like either they’re equivalent to each other, or that Linda wanted to say another insult and the only thing she could think of was “I hope you fucking die”

[@nottoomanylines8733]

I have four boys.... four 🅱️eautiful 🅱️londe 🅱️oys

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

I love the voice crack when she goes "yEeEs"

[@dwell7315]

So I realize this isn't the point of this video, but I love how Wiggly's "possession" works pretty slowly after the first turning. The first time we meet Linda in her role as prophet (essentially the entire "I Will Be Adored" scene), she still wants 4 dolls, though for her children or not is unclear. It's also implied during his introduction of Linda that Sherman still wants a doll for himself. The next time we see the whole cult together, the focus is more on using the Wiggly doll as a summoner of sorts for god-form Wiggly, and almost all of Linda's personal motivations are gone (though she is still on the phone with Gerald). Just something I noticed and wondered if it was deliberate.

[@Boba069]

Plot twist: geralds the true god. You never forget you neverforgetyouneverforgetYOUNEVERFORGETYOUNEVERFORGET N E V E R

[@Zuyuri]

This is my favorite Lauren Lopez role. She is eating up every moment she is on stage.

[@Tsuginocest]

I’ve been getting her role down for no reason but the fact I love her and feel like acting as her for nobody.

[@manganesedreams]

I C O N I C

[@TheCannoliChronicles]

One of my favorite characters in this whole universe. Of course always love Jae. But Jae knows this too, Linda Monroe has a piece of my heart lmao. She's all the most iconic housewives blended together into a beautiful and delicious shake.

[@lilybreee]

I wanna talk to Gerald