the best of: the minor characters ~ Black Friday

[@flavoredcraisins]

It’s weird to say Paul and Emma are Minor characters

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Right???

[@remytheartist]

Lmao true

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Well in this musical they are

[@ainenicholgain7827]

Gary Goldstein... a minor character??? GET READY FOR AUDITS

[@Molly-tv5sv]

AUDITS UP YOUR EARS

[@deminyx3339]

AUDITS UP YOUR YIN YANG

[@f4d4]

AUDITS AT YOUR WAZOO

[@loverofteaandspice]

OHH- RIGHT IN THE SUBPOENA

[@ki7flex915]

GERALD

[@epicremarc]

Angela’s facial expressions in the Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle are just amazing

[@bi_cycle]

How dare you call our lord and saviour Man In A Hurry a minor character.

[@ReddCrystal]

Ah shit I posted a comment just like this five minutes ago :(

[@rya4553]

Sarina Weinberg I know right everyone one is calling so many others lord but duck is lord

[@rya4553]

@Wagsy O'Shea DUCK IS LORD 🦆

[@rya4553]

@Wagsy O'Shea 🦆 DUCK 🦆 IS 🦆 LORD 🦆

[@rya4553]

@Wagsy O'Shea this could go on forever... Stop lying to yourself Wake up Wiggly is controlling you cause DUCK IS LORD!!!!!

[@starkidstuffiguess]

i would die for jaime’s baby voice.

[@Cherrybl_29]

I would die for Jaime

[@haileykramer8017]

I would die for any of them

[@SpeciallyShirly]

I would die for Jaime in a suit

[@haileykramer8017]

I would die for James as Barack Obama

[@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036]

Same :3

[@fantabulousstar4722]

Are you telling me Christoffer Kringle isn't a main character?

[@wriggleby]

Ikr he's clearly the protagonist

[@ashleybeaton]

I’m still convinced that it’s Ethan and he played the part to get some money

[@art1st1cly]

Chris Kringle iS SO UNDERRATED ISTG

[@nicklehman6507]

Homeless man/Joeys character: “F**KING KILL THEM” gets me every time

[@SpeciallyShirly]

If I remember correctly, in the audio commentary Joey said that Corey thought Joey was trying to get him to laugh when he did that 😂

[@sarahjeanwinkler2540]

What's the timestamp

[@nicklehman6507]

theatre kid 7:28

[@alyssabird6925]

HE SAYS IT LIKE A TODDLER I CANT GET OVER IT

[@adamdao4826]

What about how he says “cuddly toy” 7:22

[@emilyguilfoyle8749]

Man in a hurry may be a minor character, but he's the main character in our hearts 🥺💕

[@juiiQt]

🥺 yes...

[@annav6037]

And if you don’t agree 2:41

[@harpykrates]

i spent all day yesterday walking around my house with a tie wrapped around my head just going “gArY gOLdsTeIn attORneY aT lAW”

[@leahkantrowitz5577]

Francesca Reid my goals for quarantine

[@vicklepickle301]

You are my idol

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

#quarantinegoals

[@beccaxoxo1461]

Thats going to be me in a week when I go full crazy from quarantine

[@therealbanditking2852]

oh snap i’m so doing that tomorrow. thanks for the idea!

[@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036]

Jaime in a suit gives me *L I F E*

[@fangirlandproud6442]

Shiny minun The theatre geek SAME

[@miles2593]

YES

[@quph0ria617]

And her hair short makes her look so badass

[@spicy.scribz]

Gary is a bi icon and you can’t argue with that

[@trixie4381]

Did you mean a bicon

[@suzannahe.h6596]

Gary and man in a hurry are in love and nothing will convince me otherwise

[@beanie1124]

curt mega is so energetic and i love him for that, he's so great

[@SpeciallyShirly]

He's soooo good! He was also amazing in Spies Are Forever

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@SpeciallyShirly yea, everyone was amazing in spies, its great to see curt in a starkid production. Obviously Joey and Lauren were also in spies but they are starkids aswell anyway, now we just need Mary Kate in a starkid production and then wed have even more of a dream team

[@SpeciallyShirly]

@@6idiotslover2711 I would die to see Mary Kate in a Starkid production! She's amazing! Al Fallick and Tessa Netting would be great too.

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@SpeciallyShirly OMG yess, we just need all of the SAF cast to join starkid and be in productions

[@carlywalters5774]

is no one talking about how lauren’s elf voice is just bugette from starship

[@SchoolhouseTechno]

And Joey's elf is just Meowth from pokemon.

[@6idiotslover2711]

Lauren really uses that voice well, i mean, we got bugette , Mama mega, and now we have her elf (Jingle) there are probably more instances of it

[@Emma-vs2xm]

Isn't professor hidgens voice just Gaston?

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@Emma-vs2xm they are similar but i think Hidgens is a little higher

[@kuenning19]

Emma Pooley That part where Ethan is a double and at the end he sounds like Gaston

[@betterlooking120]

i get severe chills every single time at "three" "two" "what if tomorrow-" and then the plane noise

[@SpeciallyShirly]

*nuke noise

[@morganstauter8660]

*Sort of up to interpretation noise

[@lucieparrish4669]

I also get severe chills when that happens!

[@olivermensinger]

@@morganstauter8660 True. I lean towards nuke, and so does the wiki. But I've seen people suggest the meteor or even Santa.

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

I think you forgot hobo joey bidding on the wiggly "THREE DOLLARS!"

[@CordingKarma3785]

Actually 2 dollars and a piece of toilet paper

[@sihamfaran5946]

He is a main character

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

@@CordingKarma3785 I think in this point that piece of toilet paper IS worth a dollar

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

@@sihamfaran5946 you right tho 👏👏

[@cataryad661]

I KNEW they were foreshadowing the toilet paper/COVID stock-up crisis

[@meredithreaves2769]

Everyone’s talking about Man in a hurry x Gary, but NO ONE is taking about how curt’s character in what do you say is ALSO clearly gay

[@Haley-ij3wb]

I agree 100 percent with that statement

[@f4d4]

After SAF I'll always see curt's characters as gay

[@thatgaiagirl6788]

Homeless Curt and Owen?

[@gregorycoleridge1247]

The real ship y'all are missing here is Gary and Curt's plant worker

[@jandiqar]

Also, everyone talks about Gary in Wiggle, but no one talks about Curt's character in the background having a much better time.

[@magnitude10199]

Robert's overacting for the entirety of Northville Highschool *kills* me everytime

[@ilikemusicalsp3434]

Curt Mega is so underrated both in the singing department, and the name department. HIS NAME IS *CURT MEGA* ! THATS THE COOLEST NAME EVER

[@vicklepickle301]

I KNOW LIKE CURT IS SO COOL ALREADY, BUT *MEGA???* HOLY SHIT

[@pippadee8266]

Why can't I be called curt mega

[@ShawnMcClurg]

Pretty sure it’s just a stage name, but yeah, it’s pretty cool. I’m sure that I could go on and perform as “Shawn Mega” and people would be like “this dude is fucking awesome”

[@pippadee8266]

No it's his real name

[@leahscarth2595]

Shawn McClurg no his real name is Curt Mega and that is super cool. Also Curt Mega just sounds cooler than Shawn Mega

[@thornaustin3828]

Ah yes I see someone else has watched Jon's hair floof too many times.

[@CXLVIII]

I need a longer version of feast or famine because honestly that song is such a bop and it’s just so good

[@Kashaf0872]

Spedicey Meme I need a longer version of all the songs in the musical they are all bops

[@SpeciallyShirly]

How DARE you call Gary Goldstein attorney at law a minor character

[@lauragrey8611]

Get ready for audits

[@tadhgknight3484]

Audits up your ears

[@beccaxoxo1461]

Audits in your ying-yang

[@samoht7559]

Audits in your wah-zoo

[@scroobz287]

Au-

[@f4d4]

Jaime in a suit is just... *too much*

[@itamarolmert3549]

Jangle is clearly the protagonist wdym

[@kayleejohnson477]

That suit is doing everything for Joey

[@itamarolmert3549]

@@kayleejohnson477 THAAAAT'S RIGHT!

[@musicaltheater8942]

THAT’S RIGHT

[@cataryad661]

But he’s Meowth. He works with the bad guys

[@pantheraviva]

Itamar Olmert tHAT'S RIGHT!

[@hazelsaris3738]

This just made me realise how good Jeff, Joey, Curt, and Jon sound together

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

Paul and Emma being in minor characters is making me laugh a lot for a reason idek

[@kal3998]

i’m sorry but linda monroe and gary goldstein are the MAIN characters of this show

[@LoverOfStuff]

Ngl I’m pretty curious on how Sherman Young is being “DeScRiMiNaTeD aGaInSt”

[@zoesabrina1701]

Age is one of the 9 protected characteristic, technically you could fight that any negative action against anyone is discrimination

[@MeonLights]

Sexual orientation? Idk.

[@amrit3883]

MeonProductions lmfao 😂

[@art1st1cly]

maybe discriminated by the fact he bought all the ponies at ToyZone--

[@isobelrobson2228]

Being wigglysexual

[@tyleraskins840]

I love how the starkid fandom has just evolved into us arguing in the comments section of some fan-made video over which minor characters are gay. We rock.

[@notpup2008]

@peacelovechocolate someone did a comp. Of rating the TGWDLM and BF, and they called MacNamera "General Hidgens", to which now I just love. I mean, it is confirmed that he does have a husband (I don't remember the source-), so yeah.

[@webby9044]

All of them they're all gay

[@iivori3021]

@@notpup2008 nick lang confirmed it on twitter. General MacNamara had a monologue that it was mentioned but the monologue was cut because of time

[@samhead7062]

Trick question!! It’s all of them!!!

[@bbblastxr]

I love how jon just goes feral in this show compared to TGWDLM

[@ice_wolfie]

it’s called ptsd 🤗🤗

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

​@@ice_wolfie Oh forget about it

[@mateopotato7]

Last time I was this early Mariah was still playing Lex

[@HeyItsPockii]

Mateo Pacheco she WHAT

[@stripedblueoranges525]

Mariah was supposed to play Lex but she was cast as Regina in a Mean Girls tour so Angela was cast as Lex.

[@missycat7598]

Kim Marner fun fact! I saw her in Mean Girls and didn’t realize it was her. ;-;

[@stripedblueoranges525]

Missy Cat Cool! How was it?

[@missycat7598]

@@stripedblueoranges525 It was amazing and I'm disappointed that I didn't get an autograph from all the amazing actors and actresses

[@mirimeerkat2087]

Y’all, the fighting over Wiggly is basically everyone over the last pack of toilet paper lmao

[@FlowerPetals12]

Omg yes XD

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

There's an edit of that on KZbin!

[@zeinfeld]

i just really like curt’s In Line Guy

[@demogorgon8316]

1:28 literally my favorite boy band

[@isabellarossi5431]

YES! All I could think about was working boys lol

[@phoneslayr]

@@isabellarossi5431 this is the working boys we deserve 😫

[@smthnbatey]

Add Curt to working boys

[@corvidae2741]

I love Lauren's elf characters little cheer dance thingy

[@anxietygorl]

Man in a Hurry’s “fuCK YOOUUU” is possibly the most underrated thing about this show

[@remytheartist]

Last time I was this early Ethan was still alive

[@6idiotslover2711]

Too soon.....

[@copperrose4376]

You can’t just say that you need to give warning first

[@ivysand9498]

Way to soon mate

[@jesusisdefinitelynotarelig7515]

Aaa 😭😭

[@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy]

Get ready for audits

[@Alyssa-bl7yt]

6:52 is literally every netflix Christmas movie ever

[@weltato]

Honestly, I love all of the side characters in this. Curt is iconic, Jon is amazing, Jeff is chaotic, James is also iconic and everyone else is just as perfect. Also, our triple threat duo has turned into a triple threat trio and I'm living for it XD

[@isaacisis5876]

1:11 is no one gonna talk about the fact Emma's "okay" mimics Paul's from TGWDLM

[@mags2908]

OH MY GOSH I NEVER REALIZED JEFF RAN LIKE THAT AFTER CURT AT THE BEGINNING OF FEAST OR FAMINE I'M CRYING

[@emmakayisnotok7322]

Really glad that somone else acknowledged just how confused Paul looked durring that one part in "What If Tomorrow"

[@macariorodil2217]

1:30 - 1:50 is the 20 second song i sing in my head when i wash my hands

[@lyreste]

oh god it's perfect i'm using that now

[@FlowerPetals12]

“My favorite!”

[@jojothepineapple5169]

you’re telling me Gary Goldstein attorney at law ISNT a main character?

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

My existence is built of lies

[@like-a-linda7058]

I loved Jon in BF (although I really am not that fond of BF itself). I didn't care for him that much back in TGWDLM (I thought he did a great job, but I just never really took that much notice of him), but here it felt to me he SLAYED every single character he played to the point where he really stuck out from the rest of the cast to me whenever he was on screen!

[@MJ-tn2zu]

Linda Sierent I think it’s because we only saw him as Paul before but now we got to see his actual ability to be more than one person throughout and him being able to switch characters so nicely it was just a different part we’ve never seen before

[@selahvie123]

Reminder that two of Linda's Beautiful Blonde Boys TM are Gary Goldstein (Attorney at Law)'s

[@shaylasfar]

WhatADeer bLoNdE bOis

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

Blonde boiz™

[@Quackervoltz]

One of them is. The other is Dobby's.

[@astrologia4968]

@@Quackervoltz nah, the other is ted’s. he did what he loves: screwing around with another mans wife

[@Elizabeth-gx3gj]

GOD Kendall’s “what if tomorrow” at the very end gives me chills every time!!!! She’s so talented ;-; I love her

[@ads_444]

I JUST NOTICED HOW AT THE END OF WHAT IF TOMORROW COMES THAT CHARLOTTE, TED, AND HOT CHOCOLATE BOY ARE ALL HOLDING ONTO EACHOTHER AAAAAA

[@bongos3154]

1:35 this is just the gay squad. Am I wrong?

[@Akanina_Gacha]

They are totally gay. Just look at that chaotic energy

[@leiaorgana_]

Kim was going so hard at 0:19

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

Hermowninny Granger this is adorable

[@bluefridge9718]

4:45 possibly my favorite line

[@SF-os4cq]

My favorites are the audits one all linda's calls wiggly jingle and Sherman’s detailed explanation of how to use wiggly

[@mr_oreoman]

Mine's 5:47-5:50, I seriously have no idea why I die laughing at it so much

[@zoharamitai8719]

This whole scene with the president and the government officals is my favorite :) including McNamara's entrance

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@SF-os4cq Anything linda does is iconic and my Favourite thing ever. Dont think i can forgive her for working with the people who killed Ethan tho cuz dude that death hurt 🤧

[@marinarasauce5701]

"she's not as hot as she used to be" -curt mega, about his fiancée

[@purplehairedsunflower7143]

Am I the only one who thinks that in this timeline Charlotte and Ted actually are married and have a son (Hot Chocolate Boy)? Because in 11:28 you can see Charlotte holding Ted's hand, and Ted is holding Charlotte and HCB's hand.

[@6idiotslover2711]

That makes sense! Plus, Teds last name is a spoiler of somesorts, maybe its to link him to HCB in Nerdy Prudes Must Die

[@pippadee8266]

Yeah remember when robert almost revealed it!

[@stephanies3281]

The current fan theory is that HCB is Teds younger brother.

[@DrewFilms05]

That mostly makes sense except that Hot Chocolate boy exists in the TGWDLM timeline where they aren't married

[@skoosif]

it’s funny coming back to this because now we know HCB is Ted’s little brother Pete

[@mothboy9137]

Gary Goldstein, the only man I could ever love

[@cjck1344]

2:40 this is the best part in the entire musical and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@quilespiritu]

okay but the run at 3:04 is SENDING ME

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Just Jeff Blim being a Normal Human Man™️

[@seaversees7669]

I saw the show live (IT WAS AMAZING) and something that you can't really see in the recording is that in the last song, Curt has a squirrel in his pocket. PEANUTS !!

[@roo8246]

doesnt that mean that curt is "proud papa ed" from tgwdlm?

[@ahc8973]

Can I just say that the most iconic dance in this are those random bourrées the wiggly people do when they all sing opera

[@thatonepersonyouwontremember]

Everyone's acting is so good that no one is really a minor character to the fnadom.

[@like-a-linda7058]

Can we just appreciate how genuinely in love Paul looks at Emma at 00:47? Fucking A+ job, Jon!!!

[@donnelln269]

The “what if tomorrow” and the end always gives me chills

[@leahw3466]

Just realised that the line "just let go, do you have a death wish?" is sung by Curt, Owen, and Cynthia. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

[@kickitupanotch3230]

Honestly, I would pay good money to see the ex plant worker, homeless guy, man in a hurry, and Gary as a boy band

[@emilybassett6704]

Sad that security guard’s “JOYOUS DEY” isn’t in here

[@twoinacarcrash]

*everyone say thank you Kim Whalen’s vocal cords*

[@kateyepawtch]

we can agree that man in a hurry is the best thing ever

[@cantsleepanything]

i just noticed that right before the music comes in for feast or famine when the customers are like "ooh he got a wiggly" Man In A Hurry is doing the wiggly (no pun intended) finger thing that Jack Bauer did in tto after swallowing the snake poison

[@moirawalker3751]

1:28 so this is what happened to Big Time Rush

[@val8869]

I cannot fathom how or why you would cut out “candy canes in my bag”

[@thegriffin2135]

I would pay any sum of money to see a full version of “Santa Goes to High School”

[@himanijain8176]

You know I like Robert. Always liked him. This is how it was for the longest time - until I saw him in the Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle. He looks ungodly. 00:13

[@starrynight7624]

how dare you he's having the time of his life

[@vk09up]

I LOVE when he mugs for the cameras.

[@pippadee8266]

That's one of my favourite parts

[@keikustar]

the juxtaposition between homeless man and mall security cop during the 'i will destroy everything' line fucking murders me every time

[@ahashi1924]

I've never paid attention to Jon Matteson in Deck The Halls (Of Northville High) and it just makes me wonder why I hadn't noticed his Kangol hat and mittens. Also: Kris Kringle never goes to the Principal's Office. He said IMMEDIATELY, Kris. Hurry up

[@haileykramer8017]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO. Though I’m a little upset that you didn’t add my favorite line in the show but other then that I LOVE THIS VIDEO. Also Gary Goldstein is my God and hero and I love him And I also love James

[@SpeciallyShirly]

What line is that?

[@applepatronum4934]

did you just leave us without letting us know what your fave line is?

[@haileykramer8017]

My favorite line that was left out of the video was “Give me that freaking doll, I’m in a hurry” (I didn’t curse because the comment wouldn’t have shown) but that’s one of my favorite lines in the entire show

[@applepatronum4934]

@@haileykramer8017 thanks, now we can rest in peace. :D that's great line

[@anastaciared7528]

Fav quote from Gary Goldstein, attorney at law: "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@fallen_Apollyon]

1:33 Yeah, forget about it, Owen and Curt know what PTSD is

[@starkidstuffiguess]

Apollyon_is_a_Cactus OMG

[@alyssap.237]

James’ parts in this literally slayed my life. That’s it, that’s the comment-

[@maurataylor4317]

actual no joke, gary goldstein is my favorite character, jon killed it lol

[@antarayogeshwariroytripath4645]

Oh god it was such a mistake to try and drink soup while watching this jfjsgbw

[@bigkidsclubhq]

I was wondering why Sherman didn’t constitute as a minor character, and then I remembered how essential he is to one of the three climaxes. 😂

[@sarahsmith2583]

6:11 When I first saw Kris Kringle's jacket I thought he just supported the UK's National Health Service.

[@sadjesternoises]

thank you for appreciating robert during the tickle me wiggly jingle 🥺

[@naamagordon4175]

John, Jeff, Joey, and Curt are the boy band of my dreams.

[@edgarallennope]

All the “Santa Claus Is Going To High School” characters are god tier

[@annav6037]

That’s right

[@scarlettlasweet]

Man in a Hurry should be a lead if there's any Hatchetfield musicals past NPMD.

[@hamclamcamp]

I love that during the "northville high school we will rock you" part of deck the halls (of northville high school) you can pretty much only just hear angela and james

[@emilyelizabeth5911]

I just learned that the name for Robert’s character in What Do You Say, Our Doors are Open, and Feast Or Famine, etc. is Twinky Boy.

[@DisneyGeek_]

If James doesn't get a major role in the next musical, I'll be very disappointed

[@Quackervoltz]

He deserves it.

[@Sam-tk6dq]

I wasn't expecting the zoom in on Robert during Jingle Wiggle, I snorted

[@MangoMakesMoney]

11:23 Ted holding charlottes and Pete’s hands is so cute Also 2:40 is my favourite moment ever

[@Thatdumbgremlin]

I would have thrown in: "Give me that motherFUCKING doll iM iN a HURRY."

[@SpottedCat.]

0:42 one of the best lines in Black Friday😂

[@slasherchild5871]

Curt is so fucking feral in this musical. I love it XD

[@Jonbutter]

i love the way paul laughs at emma's jokes!!

[@heyitssydd5879]

MINORRRRR CHARACTERSSSS *in great comet ensemble voice*

[@garbageboystinkman7744]

Gary Goldstein x Man In A Hurry is my OTP

[@val8869]

did you mean: the entirety of what did you say

[@nataliarosinska4204]

Wait, you didn't include "hello naughty list"? That's my favourite

[@juiiQt]

SAMEEEEEE

[@nataliarosinska4204]

@peacelovechocolate wasn't he like just the delivery guy atm?

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

Natalia Rosińska No I think he was Wilbur cross

[@hazelsaris3738]

Ok so after watching more I realised that James and Joey also sound incredible in Adore Me and I'm in love

[@abc-qh5fc]

I love that Flannel Guy has been dubbed 'Twinky Kid' by Genius Lyrics lmao

[@SeaSparklesLP]

how dare you cut it off literally the second before “candy canes in my bag”???????????