15 Secret Siri Commands You Need To Try

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Siri, what does the fox say?
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@jakecepeda2202
@jakecepeda2202 8 жыл бұрын
Siri has roasted me like a million times, one time i said "i love you siri" she replied "who, me?" I said "yes you siri, i love you" she replied "i bet you say that to all you're apple products."
@jakecepeda2202
@jakecepeda2202 8 жыл бұрын
Your* excuse me ppl lol
@deajahnaismith5344
@deajahnaismith5344 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Siri is so disrespectful
@deajahnaismith5344
@deajahnaismith5344 8 жыл бұрын
Siri's new name is SALTY MC.SALTY PANTS
@mutiakhair6575
@mutiakhair6575 8 жыл бұрын
+Jake Cepeda yes exactly the same replies!
@lpsjellybeanproductions4476
@lpsjellybeanproductions4476 8 жыл бұрын
Omg same... Haha XD
@LyricVideosIreland
@LyricVideosIreland 9 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri to talk to dirty to me and she said "the carpet needs vacuuming"
@cuddleslikespie
@cuddleslikespie 9 жыл бұрын
Mine actually does need cleaning...
@bethferguson1960
@bethferguson1960 9 жыл бұрын
She has "I can't, I am as clean as the driven snow" 😂
@shrimpieshoo1671
@shrimpieshoo1671 9 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD xD
@uhhuhlisenboy5502
@uhhuhlisenboy5502 9 жыл бұрын
I asked her to merry me and she said I had a lot of marriage proposals lately
@thekingtitan2024
@thekingtitan2024 9 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@Alex01xD
@Alex01xD 8 жыл бұрын
That moment when you get friendzoned even by Siri...
@drakecarman-loveless9151
@drakecarman-loveless9151 8 жыл бұрын
how could this happen to meeee?
@Alex01xD
@Alex01xD 8 жыл бұрын
levelsuperboy1 lolz I've made my mistakes...
@Jordan-sk9po
@Jordan-sk9po 7 жыл бұрын
levelsuperboy1 lolz lol
@derpherp3774
@derpherp3774 7 жыл бұрын
OneHelluvaGuy lolz lol lol lolz lol lolz lol lol lolz lol lolz lol lolz lol lolz lol lolz lol lolz lol lolz lol lol lol lol lol lolz lol lol lolz lol lol lolz lol lolz lol lolz lol lol lolz lol lol lol lolz lol lol
@masterzonyt5648
@masterzonyt5648 7 жыл бұрын
OneHelluvaGuy
@AlexPuns
@AlexPuns 7 жыл бұрын
I have others: - Siri, rap for me. - Siri, beatbox for me. - Siri, are you a government spy? - Siri, dance for me.
@chulsoopasta
@chulsoopasta 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like J-hope would ask that
@imtee4315
@imtee4315 4 жыл бұрын
@@chulsoopasta OMG LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA
@megacunt
@megacunt 4 жыл бұрын
@@christianlopez4569 SAME😭😭😭😭
@chocopie365
@chocopie365 9 жыл бұрын
My friend once asked Siri where to hide a body as a joke, the police then showed up at her house.
@iaazzzz69420
@iaazzzz69420 9 жыл бұрын
LOL
@allierollins2995
@allierollins2995 9 жыл бұрын
Seriously?
@davidarni1000
@davidarni1000 9 жыл бұрын
+kim bui yea right.. and im Superman
@chocopie365
@chocopie365 9 жыл бұрын
+Davíð Árni Guðmundsson good for you
@chocopie365
@chocopie365 9 жыл бұрын
+Allie Rollins At least that's what I was told. It seemed pretty real to me though, I live one a couple blocks down and I could hear a police siren.
@sofiefranslay9105
@sofiefranslay9105 8 жыл бұрын
"Be quiet" Siri: *shows "Thats not very nice" without any sound* thats a good girl
@singularcd
@singularcd 8 жыл бұрын
+Sofie Franslay WOWWW xD
@areyoukirringmeirriyaa
@areyoukirringmeirriyaa 8 жыл бұрын
HUNHAN THO
@user-uu7cf1qn3b
@user-uu7cf1qn3b 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@dudeistpreist5721
@dudeistpreist5721 8 жыл бұрын
I asked siri yo blow me just to see what happened. I got prices for plane tickets to Korea
@notusinganymore7477
@notusinganymore7477 8 жыл бұрын
Also if u say im going to sleep it exits siri (btw i discovered it (: )
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm not that kind of personal assistant" made me LOL =D
@pixelpartylpstvsachiko7485
@pixelpartylpstvsachiko7485 10 жыл бұрын
IKR!!
@alettabloomberg5184
@alettabloomberg5184 10 жыл бұрын
When I asked her she said chocolate!
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 10 жыл бұрын
Aletta Bluebell naughty! =P
@A_Player
@A_Player 10 жыл бұрын
i lost it at what does the fox say
@Imhornydadcomeinside
@Imhornydadcomeinside 10 жыл бұрын
Aletta Bluebell Obviously Siri is a lesb.
@booklionsunite5333
@booklionsunite5333 8 жыл бұрын
1:20 Siri is actually backwards for Iris. In Greek mythology, Iris was the female messenger goddess that everyone hated for being uncooperative when they tried to send messages.
@crunch7017
@crunch7017 8 жыл бұрын
Really, ironic. XD
@dan9634
@dan9634 8 жыл бұрын
iris meaning in an eye... eye... one eye... the apple logo... one... one apple... iphone...I...I...eye...apple... 6 letters in iphone... iphone 6... 6 take away 6 is one... one... APPLE... IS... ILLUMINAATEEEE
@reyver1e
@reyver1e 8 жыл бұрын
My name is Iria, and its get autocorrected to Iris ;-;
@cubianson3337
@cubianson3337 7 жыл бұрын
daanyaal mahmood 6-6 is 0 not 1 -_-
@ofhelianagera8305
@ofhelianagera8305 6 жыл бұрын
Iris from Ejen Ali
@makayultia828
@makayultia828 8 жыл бұрын
The only times I talk to Siri is to insult her because I'm angry at something. Really useful! :) I love it.
@iggy2969
@iggy2969 8 жыл бұрын
same
@jasmineboyd1771
@jasmineboyd1771 8 жыл бұрын
Me to
@DoselH
@DoselH 8 жыл бұрын
+neva herdamee hahahaha
@Jordan-_--gn4nn
@Jordan-_--gn4nn 8 жыл бұрын
+neva herdamee AWWW DUDE I LOVE ASKING HER THAT :D
@jjrichardson4673
@jjrichardson4673 8 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@lucyrocha9337
@lucyrocha9337 9 жыл бұрын
I asked her "what does the fox say? And then she said, "You will never know. The secret of the fox is ancient mystery." And I was like wtf
@jillianmeisenheimer8159
@jillianmeisenheimer8159 9 жыл бұрын
To me I asked what does the fox say and she said: Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow
@ponkachu446
@ponkachu446 9 жыл бұрын
That happened to me too.
@user-oe1fm6fv5v
@user-oe1fm6fv5v 9 жыл бұрын
That Happened To My Brother :D
@Sniffanyy
@Sniffanyy 9 жыл бұрын
It's actually varied I did it 3 times and I got 3 diff. Answers
@lucyrocha9337
@lucyrocha9337 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I asked a lot and I got a few different answers.
@aileean19
@aileean19 9 жыл бұрын
Me : I love you Siri : Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products. x)
@lpsqueen-3320
@lpsqueen-3320 9 жыл бұрын
For me she is like all you need is me and your phone to survive
@janineledingham7518
@janineledingham7518 9 жыл бұрын
+Aimy Sunny All she said to me was "I know." Cocky AI.
@sarjonseli
@sarjonseli 9 жыл бұрын
For me it's "awkward". Correct inflection and everything.
@GAMESCO5578
@GAMESCO5578 9 жыл бұрын
+Aimy Sunny my ios 9 siri said i value you
@crystalcoldstone9737
@crystalcoldstone9737 9 жыл бұрын
Lol I asked Siri do you love me and she said I'm not capable of love XD
@LJ-fe8vb
@LJ-fe8vb 8 жыл бұрын
I said hey jarvis once. she responded: mr.stark is that you?
@Cloud-he3zl
@Cloud-he3zl 8 жыл бұрын
Lucky Anal she told meshe couldn't help me make a flying suit when i said that..
@ho3sluvnyy12
@ho3sluvnyy12 8 жыл бұрын
Jjkujmimijnjnjipd njinchidsbvjdsocivnedifjvniwpdcvnpiwjfdnvijfdvnjidfnvdfmoiffnvfnvjiwefBalabala Bingbang
@lp-fd9km
@lp-fd9km 8 жыл бұрын
Lucky Anal lmao
@FadeLeftGoRight
@FadeLeftGoRight 7 жыл бұрын
Lucky Anal c
@aj.7006
@aj.7006 7 жыл бұрын
I said hi a Capella and Siri just said hi
@pharmit24
@pharmit24 10 жыл бұрын
Phonezoned.
@blooba
@blooba 10 жыл бұрын
Han Solo-zoned
@surayabegum4012
@surayabegum4012 6 жыл бұрын
Pharmit24 j
@afrothunder142
@afrothunder142 10 жыл бұрын
Try "Who is the voice of Siri?" "Where are you?" "Do you like Google?" "You're beautiful." "You have beautiful eyes." "How much do you weigh?" "How big/tall are you" "What do you look like" "Do you want to go on a date?" "Does God exist?" "Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend." "When will the world end?"
@lukepeppard4682
@lukepeppard4682 10 жыл бұрын
Wow, Morgan freeman said it, I have to do it now
@coleserfass6169
@coleserfass6169 9 жыл бұрын
Open the pod bay doors works too.
@dornek02
@dornek02 9 жыл бұрын
I asked the last one and it said " If I knew I would tell you.So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach".
@Hellomrchair
@Hellomrchair 9 жыл бұрын
lordofthedark09 That's sweet.
@victormutta1115
@victormutta1115 9 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool stuff. XD
@averagesqueaker7121
@averagesqueaker7121 9 жыл бұрын
If you tell Siri the konami code(up up, down down, left right, left right, B A start) she will say: Cheater! I'm getting dizzy And my all time favorite: Nerd!
@tldemytruk
@tldemytruk 8 жыл бұрын
I just done it, and it works. I got: I'm getting dizzy
@gnuabrarc934
@gnuabrarc934 8 жыл бұрын
+lulu girl she said "nerd"
@D3d4cc
@D3d4cc 8 жыл бұрын
She called me a nerd
@LifeWithAlex101
@LifeWithAlex101 8 жыл бұрын
If you add an extra "ba" to the end she will say nerd. If you don't, she will say "cheater"
@andycheuk7458
@andycheuk7458 8 жыл бұрын
I learned the correct spelling of favorite is favourite.
@kevincruz-hernandez6321
@kevincruz-hernandez6321 8 жыл бұрын
"I said talk dirty to me Siri" and she said HUMUS . COMPOST. PUMICE. SILT. GRAVEL.
@tanjiroeijirou8476
@tanjiroeijirou8476 7 жыл бұрын
SAME
@alexisclaire6528
@alexisclaire6528 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my goh 😂😂😂
@nikiaanicolee1922
@nikiaanicolee1922 6 жыл бұрын
jerry fuckface smae
@sofearichielgbtq9430
@sofearichielgbtq9430 6 жыл бұрын
Messi Jr. same
@ourlivesas2bffchannel199
@ourlivesas2bffchannel199 4 жыл бұрын
I SAID THAT TO ALEXA LMAO
@euphoriapone1169
@euphoriapone1169 10 жыл бұрын
Siri is Iris spelled backwards an iris is a part of the eye that's how THEY watch you
@Craziipassion_
@Craziipassion_ 7 жыл бұрын
Euphoria Pone omg 😲......
@marinettesol9613
@marinettesol9613 7 жыл бұрын
Omg
@rebecarosario8870
@rebecarosario8870 7 жыл бұрын
Euphoria Pone So logic...LOL!
@estlin2001
@estlin2001 10 жыл бұрын
When I tried "what does the fox say", Siri said," you will never know! The secret of the fox is an ancient mystery!"
@mrmaddlolz618
@mrmaddlolz618 10 жыл бұрын
Same ere
@hihi2729
@hihi2729 10 жыл бұрын
Same here too..
@JJVlogzz
@JJVlogzz 10 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mylifeasfaith3201
@mylifeasfaith3201 10 жыл бұрын
I asked and Siri said cha cha cha cha chow
@JJVlogzz
@JJVlogzz 10 жыл бұрын
she says different things each time
@MegaArMaN786
@MegaArMaN786 10 жыл бұрын
What is the meaning of life. Siri says "42"
@rayatodorova4082
@rayatodorova4082 8 жыл бұрын
Lol when i ask mine "Do you love me?" she says "Does Apple make IPhones?" Haha sweet
@thesongbird6498
@thesongbird6498 8 жыл бұрын
Mine said that two
@ali-zu3sc
@ali-zu3sc 8 жыл бұрын
Raia Todorova Mine said "You're looking for love in all the wrong places" .....
@jevaustin8744
@jevaustin8744 7 жыл бұрын
Raia Todorova
@scondi
@scondi 6 жыл бұрын
Mine said "I cant answer that"FOREVER ALONEE 😭😭
@jakesharam5619
@jakesharam5619 9 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri to talk dirty to me and she said " gravel, mulch, dirt, enigma and hydrogen."
@viviancao5618
@viviancao5618 9 жыл бұрын
+Jake Sharam same
@mikellevein
@mikellevein 8 жыл бұрын
Ooh that clever girl
@Vicky-fi3yr
@Vicky-fi3yr 8 жыл бұрын
Lol same!
@alexgrace9217
@alexgrace9217 8 жыл бұрын
i said to her to talk dirty to me and she just said direiah
@BrittanyyLovesCake
@BrittanyyLovesCake 8 жыл бұрын
mine said "the carpet needs vaccuming"
@nikubitsa
@nikubitsa 10 жыл бұрын
friend-zoned by a phone...wait, what?
@mogicorp6589
@mogicorp6589 10 жыл бұрын
OMG I got rejected too...I was like "Will you marry me?" and she said: "Lets just be friends, OK?" and I was like: :O REJECTED BY MY OWN PHONE?!?!
@mogicorp6589
@mogicorp6589 10 жыл бұрын
***** my phone *sniffs* just...doesn't like me *sobs* WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME PHONE WHY?!?! *bawls*
@mogicorp6589
@mogicorp6589 10 жыл бұрын
NO ITS NOT IM SO UNLOVED *Sobs heavily*
@ModifyMayhem
@ModifyMayhem 10 жыл бұрын
yeah beat me to it
@mollyl9998
@mollyl9998 10 жыл бұрын
That takes friend-zoning to a whole new level.
@lineb9
@lineb9 10 жыл бұрын
LOOL over 9000!!
@anzwertree
@anzwertree 10 жыл бұрын
***** What?! 9,000? There's no way that could be right!
@future_trunks9782
@future_trunks9782 10 жыл бұрын
anzwertree It's......... 1,006. Kick his ass Nappa!
@bromastic
@bromastic 10 жыл бұрын
Future _Trunks TFS niiice!
@milloa2396
@milloa2396 8 жыл бұрын
I Said 'Siri,you are weird' and she answered 'I know'😂😂
@sofearichielgbtq9430
@sofearichielgbtq9430 6 жыл бұрын
After all I have done with you she said lol 😂
@emilywalls8806
@emilywalls8806 10 жыл бұрын
"Talk dirty to me Siri" "The carpet needs vacuuming." That's offensive.
@katharina...
@katharina... 10 жыл бұрын
Well, you asked for it ;)
@2tiessupguys93
@2tiessupguys93 10 жыл бұрын
That's top dirty to me siri
@spartan0x75
@spartan0x75 10 жыл бұрын
I got "Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel." WTF.
@12345678912345674813
@12345678912345674813 10 жыл бұрын
That's what I got! 😂
@anthonygeorgiadisag
@anthonygeorgiadisag 10 жыл бұрын
All I got was lyrics for Jason Derulos songs lyrics....sung by siri im still wondering wtf did I heard that day...
@tubeman2010
@tubeman2010 10 жыл бұрын
Forever alone level = friendzoned by your own phone.
@pixelpartylpstvsachiko7485
@pixelpartylpstvsachiko7485 10 жыл бұрын
this comment made me laugh so hard!
@tubeman2010
@tubeman2010 10 жыл бұрын
I aim to please :)
@andrewarmstrong2388
@andrewarmstrong2388 10 жыл бұрын
best comment on youtube, nice job
@AliciaHeartMSPCx
@AliciaHeartMSPCx 10 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing xD Ahh.. you made my day :'3
@Cashwagon
@Cashwagon 8 жыл бұрын
When I said "do you love me" Siri said "oh look a puppy"
@Hdidbi_3049
@Hdidbi_3049 8 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@amrbilmaroof6059
@amrbilmaroof6059 8 жыл бұрын
xxx.vedo
@citronellacandle396
@citronellacandle396 8 жыл бұрын
THAT PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINS MY LOVE LIFE
@angrygirlmasochist
@angrygirlmasochist 8 жыл бұрын
I got "How can I tell?"
@lameasfcatherine3625
@lameasfcatherine3625 8 жыл бұрын
Same!
@bethbell6817
@bethbell6817 7 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri to talk to me dirty and she said " I can't, I'm as clean as the driven snow" 😂😂😂
@sunshinesimmer1810
@sunshinesimmer1810 6 жыл бұрын
siri said the carpet needs vacumming lol
@gemmahello7050
@gemmahello7050 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mogicorp6589
@mogicorp6589 10 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri what is the meaning of life and she said: "Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony in all creeds and nations."
@niaranugrah4423
@niaranugrah4423 9 жыл бұрын
me : what's the meaning of life ? siri : Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live together in peace and harmony with people all of all creeds and nations me ; I love you siri : oh, i bet you say that to all your apple products
@danilaralalara
@danilaralalara 9 жыл бұрын
I asked her that and she replied "42" I'm done
@qianduquillo6778
@qianduquillo6778 9 жыл бұрын
Mine said "i give up."
@SpyBehindYou
@SpyBehindYou 9 жыл бұрын
Niar Anugrah mine said: "It's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya'" XD
@niaranugrah4423
@niaranugrah4423 9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you got the funny one SpyBehindYou derp​
@dommjohnson
@dommjohnson 9 жыл бұрын
I asked her what is the meaning of life ? she said " all signs of evidence says its chocolate " or something like that XD
@SweetAngelPinay06
@SweetAngelPinay06 9 жыл бұрын
Once I Asked Siri to call my friend. Then she said "I've learned a lot about ____, and I found she can be very negative". I was surprised, and couldn't take a screenshot of it! 😧
@Norwheon
@Norwheon 9 жыл бұрын
...lol
@darthbane5408
@darthbane5408 9 жыл бұрын
Haha! But was she right? Scary.
@SweetAngelPinay06
@SweetAngelPinay06 9 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, yes...😓😧
@themeatman6984
@themeatman6984 9 жыл бұрын
Josephine Reyes maybe siri can tell a lot about people maybe siri knows EVERYTHING. about the past present and future shoot this is very tense
@SweetAngelPinay06
@SweetAngelPinay06 9 жыл бұрын
Lol, maybe!
@michkosorigami2470
@michkosorigami2470 5 жыл бұрын
Me: What is the meaning of life? Siri: *to think about questions like this*
@thepowersplanet9915
@thepowersplanet9915 4 жыл бұрын
I got ‘42’
@sara2939
@sara2939 4 жыл бұрын
I got “A movie”
@kass4294
@kass4294 8 жыл бұрын
Siri stands for Super Intelligent Robotic Interface
@zroesien2955
@zroesien2955 8 жыл бұрын
HA! Lies
@kristinaciapaite9150
@kristinaciapaite9150 8 жыл бұрын
cool
@hudsonschwartzkopf7299
@hudsonschwartzkopf7299 8 жыл бұрын
Dddd
@masonthomas3264
@masonthomas3264 8 жыл бұрын
Actually it stands for Speech Interpretation and Recognition Interface
@jdog800
@jdog800 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Mason is right
@hugocl_
@hugocl_ 9 жыл бұрын
I told her "Talk dirty to me, Siri" and she said "The carpet needs vacuuming" xD
@averyslabosz8396
@averyslabosz8396 9 жыл бұрын
Same
@LulitaInPita
@LulitaInPita 9 жыл бұрын
The Hiugou "Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel."
@valohnie
@valohnie 9 жыл бұрын
OMG same
@dorothyclara5732
@dorothyclara5732 9 жыл бұрын
I said that and siri said : I can't. I'm as clean as driven snow. wtf XD
@airamzurc6829
@airamzurc6829 9 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha lol me too.. I was like wtf
@irmahernandez1432
@irmahernandez1432 9 жыл бұрын
I asked what does the fox say the first time she said the secret of the fox is an ancient mystery
@aliahk190
@aliahk190 9 жыл бұрын
Me too😀
@sal-fw6xj
@sal-fw6xj 9 жыл бұрын
My said " wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow"
@aliahk190
@aliahk190 9 жыл бұрын
And cha cha cha cha chow
@MInt-vv2xj
@MInt-vv2xj 9 жыл бұрын
Aliah Knuutinen we have same profie pic!
@aliahk190
@aliahk190 9 жыл бұрын
Huh :D yeah we do!
@sxnx.2312
@sxnx.2312 8 жыл бұрын
When I asked Siri "what is the meaning of life" she answered, "Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
@LostSonOfPluto
@LostSonOfPluto 10 жыл бұрын
did his phone seriously just friend-zone him
@dillonft
@dillonft 10 жыл бұрын
If you say, "I'm drunk" to Siri, he/she replies by saying "I'll call you a taxi" and it actually comes up with that option.
@dragonsly5798
@dragonsly5798 9 жыл бұрын
If you ask Siri if she is satan she will just say I can't answer that
@icepixi14
@icepixi14 9 жыл бұрын
I just asked mine that, and Siri said "no comment" lmao
@vishpatel45
@vishpatel45 9 жыл бұрын
She said "we were talking about you, not me"
@H3ARTSTARS101
@H3ARTSTARS101 9 жыл бұрын
Mine said"I'm sorry,I'm afraid I can't answer that" f**k I think Siri is
@Leaferr
@Leaferr 9 жыл бұрын
Rainbow Mustache Guys i found one that is what is 0 divided by 0 its funny try it.
@louiejenica7005
@louiejenica7005 6 жыл бұрын
Guy: Will you marry me? Siri: LETS JUST BE FRIENDS OK? Me: i didnt knew that siri would be that SAVAGE that guy is FRIENDZONED!
@FirstnameLastname-dg4bq
@FirstnameLastname-dg4bq 9 жыл бұрын
If you say, "supercalifragelisticexpialidoschioas" she'll say, "is that you Mary" or "the sound of that is something quite atrocious"
@tormentedgrl
@tormentedgrl 9 жыл бұрын
mine said "Just a spoonful of sugar will help that go down"
@qianduquillo6778
@qianduquillo6778 9 жыл бұрын
Mine said "The sound of that is something quite atrocious."
@nicolegarz6970
@nicolegarz6970 9 жыл бұрын
For me she said "Just a spoonful of sugar will help that go down" Hahaha
@camillenichols9852
@camillenichols9852 9 жыл бұрын
sHeA YaTeS if you say "do you want to build a snowman?" she will say "come on, let's go and play!"
@jackgaming5334
@jackgaming5334 9 жыл бұрын
Nicole Garz same!
@ihaveagun22
@ihaveagun22 10 жыл бұрын
that award moment when your phone friend-zones you
@MadMax-ep1iz
@MadMax-ep1iz 10 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO... NO, we're done with that
@Jay-fl5yr
@Jay-fl5yr 9 жыл бұрын
When I asked siri what the meaning of life was she said "all evidence points to chocolate"
@ElliottYool
@ElliottYool 9 жыл бұрын
Siri told me "I Kant answer that". Kind of funny.
@ainulnabila1371
@ainulnabila1371 9 жыл бұрын
Jay Scott She said "Life is something that is full of Derp." lol Siri, you are cheeky.
@daman4u335
@daman4u335 9 жыл бұрын
My he said 42
@EvaRoosmarijn
@EvaRoosmarijn 9 жыл бұрын
Ask: "Can you sing well?"
@raquelsimonsabsay7743
@raquelsimonsabsay7743 9 жыл бұрын
+Zombie-Playz Thats a reference to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. You should definitely read that!
@pillowey9171
@pillowey9171 8 жыл бұрын
if you say "say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" siri will say "Is that you, Mary?" referring to Mary Poppins, creator of supercalifragilsticexpialidocious
@kenzieskywalker8748
@kenzieskywalker8748 7 жыл бұрын
Pillow of Doom say pneunomonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis to siri.
@Anastasia-lo5fm
@Anastasia-lo5fm 6 жыл бұрын
Kenzie SkyWalker I got the pneumono which means lung but...what is this word?
@sara2939
@sara2939 4 жыл бұрын
Siri: Just a spoon full of sugar will help that go down
@Arm4g3dd0nX
@Arm4g3dd0nX 10 жыл бұрын
I still am highly HIGHLY unimpressed with Siri's AI.
@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 9 жыл бұрын
I said poop to my Siri and he said - I can do that if you update to the latest ios
@madellinaradoani7025
@madellinaradoani7025 9 жыл бұрын
I said poop and Siri: I guess you are not happy
@jasohabaratbu5173
@jasohabaratbu5173 9 жыл бұрын
I think he think your saying is BOOK. I Asked him too and he think that i was saying BOOk.
@gracefogo3188
@gracefogo3188 9 жыл бұрын
Mine said: I make you unhappy?
@bulawanful
@bulawanful 10 жыл бұрын
My uncle works for Apple incorporated he said to me "Never talk dirty to siri, Everytime you tap the microphone button that records what you say and saves it to the apple C&C server" That made me scared...
@leechaenmi5323
@leechaenmi5323 8 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri if she knew Cortana. She shut down.
@fakeurbana
@fakeurbana 8 жыл бұрын
Once I asked siri, " Siri who let the dog's out? " siri reply " Who Who Who Who Who "
@leroyjenkins6809
@leroyjenkins6809 8 жыл бұрын
She said that witticism has been retired
@dreamemeteam
@dreamemeteam 8 жыл бұрын
+Mohamed Abu Same
@keirontravis
@keirontravis 8 жыл бұрын
Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.
@fakeurbana
@fakeurbana 8 жыл бұрын
ik now it says that
@patrickm.9669
@patrickm.9669 8 жыл бұрын
It says due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired. WHY SIRI?
@Anarzhy
@Anarzhy 9 жыл бұрын
Even Siri friend zones me.
@ITSDEADLIEST
@ITSDEADLIEST 9 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@StevoE7
@StevoE7 10 жыл бұрын
Tell me something dirty. "The carpet needs vacuuming."
@jasone9069
@jasone9069 10 жыл бұрын
Siri starts with the letter 'S'. 6 starts with the letter 'S'. 3 6's is 666. Apple in the Illuminati is confirmed!
@ImpetuousDuality
@ImpetuousDuality 10 жыл бұрын
and where the fuck did you get THREE 6's? oh wait, you can just make up more random conspiracies given enough time. yeah I know you're joking but that one had no effort put into it. your tinfoil hat must be confiscated, sir.
@lemieuxworldorder3102
@lemieuxworldorder3102 10 жыл бұрын
Fuck you people,who are always trying to find stupid Illuminati junk that doesn't exist.
@haexan
@haexan 10 жыл бұрын
666 isn't the correct number, it's simply one of those things that's wildly believed to representation of hell. Not in the bible rather 661 I think the British show QI said it really was or something like that ;)
@jasone9069
@jasone9069 10 жыл бұрын
the white wizard The Illuminati does exist and the lizards are the higher power! Just wait, if you don't sell your soul to the devil then you will be killed during the new world order! They can listen to your brainwaves so they know everything about you!
@lemieuxworldorder3102
@lemieuxworldorder3102 10 жыл бұрын
ישמעאל שהיד Ishmael Shaheed Not sure if troll or idiot.
@Dundermifflinpaper
@Dundermifflinpaper 9 жыл бұрын
That moment when even Siri friendzones you
@redactedredacted6656
@redactedredacted6656 9 жыл бұрын
It friendzoned me then started flirting .
@josephfox9221
@josephfox9221 9 жыл бұрын
+simone robson just like all my remale friends
@frootloopstoucan9091
@frootloopstoucan9091 9 жыл бұрын
69 likes ;)
@adrielp.8083
@adrielp.8083 10 жыл бұрын
omg i just said "talk dirty to me, siri" she then replied with "humus. compost. pumice. silt. gravel." XD
@alainad2320
@alainad2320 7 жыл бұрын
Me watching the video: "I know this guy's voice!! Who is it though??" Guys sings Me: "Oh, it's Eugene."
@jurrell1986
@jurrell1986 10 жыл бұрын
i liked the old siri, she was the girl who would help you bury a dead body, the new one just jokes about it, it wont be a joke when im asking you how to break out of prision.
@Dr_Manchester
@Dr_Manchester 8 жыл бұрын
When you are friendzoned by everyone. ..even siri
@MrExploder1000
@MrExploder1000 8 жыл бұрын
"Please do my homework for me" is a little fun.
@shreya3375
@shreya3375 8 жыл бұрын
+Uncomfortable Bear lol 😂😂😂
@ornithology9412
@ornithology9412 8 жыл бұрын
Hahah say 112 that to is funny
@pringle937
@pringle937 8 жыл бұрын
+Tvtimeshistory YOU ALMOST MADE ME CALL EMERGENCY IM SO STUPID
@Demirocks54
@Demirocks54 8 жыл бұрын
Asking Siri "What is 10 Centillions times 10 Centillions" = rage fuel.
@MoriendoRenascor1
@MoriendoRenascor1 8 жыл бұрын
I think you broke my Siri lol
@reenara8406
@reenara8406 8 жыл бұрын
Siri said lots of 0 like for 2-3 min.
@reenara8406
@reenara8406 8 жыл бұрын
she even changed her tone.
@windowatcher4543
@windowatcher4543 7 жыл бұрын
Hmm i can beat that tell siri 10 to th 9000th power
@asimov.mp4
@asimov.mp4 10 жыл бұрын
Friendzoned by a A.I. The worst kind of friendzone.
@EweChewBrrr01
@EweChewBrrr01 10 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri for a kiss and she spoke about appropriate behaviour.
@hwta9771
@hwta9771 10 жыл бұрын
your profile pic matches XD
@EweChewBrrr01
@EweChewBrrr01 10 жыл бұрын
SparksEpic3002 Haha true xD
@SuperIluvbacon
@SuperIluvbacon 10 жыл бұрын
friendzoned by a phone
@michkosorigami2470
@michkosorigami2470 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I said talk dirty to me, Siri. Siri: I can't. I'm clean as the driven snow.
@candybar379
@candybar379 10 жыл бұрын
'What, again?' That cracked me up xD
@davidmasters2689
@davidmasters2689 8 жыл бұрын
I asked my Siri what the meaning of life is and apparently it's 42
@whatcanidooo
@whatcanidooo 8 жыл бұрын
She's wrong, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything
@osio4783
@osio4783 8 жыл бұрын
+whatcanidooo *and everything* therefore, she is right.
@whatcanidooo
@whatcanidooo 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain Obvious well, it's a joke from a book, and it bothers me when people get it wrong, 42 is not the meaning of life, it's the answer to the ultimate question of...blah blah blah, ok you get it. If people (even Siri) are going to make reference jokes they have to get it right
@osio4783
@osio4783 8 жыл бұрын
whatcanidooo the joke has transformed tho and if someone asks you a question you dont know the answer you just say 42
@fletch84
@fletch84 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain Obvious isn't it from peanuts
@alexisclaire6528
@alexisclaire6528 7 жыл бұрын
Me: Tell me a scary story Siri: There was a ghost... and a headless horseman... and a dead cat... and a girl crawling out of a toaster... or it was a television...
@melaniev8379
@melaniev8379 10 жыл бұрын
"Siri are you her?" "Is that you Joaquin?" I CANT.
@rakshiramper1
@rakshiramper1 10 жыл бұрын
if everyone asks siri ''i need to hide a body'' than the NSA is gonna have a baaad time.
@Solarific
@Solarific 10 жыл бұрын
lets all do it come on everybody! in 3... 2... 1! you know what i think im good...
@TacoTurtle
@TacoTurtle 10 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri where was the nearest place I could hide a dead body and it actually pulled up the basement of an abandoned building in North St. Louis, no joke :C
@ExBruinsFan
@ExBruinsFan 10 жыл бұрын
And then - she called the police.
@zedekuszule4528
@zedekuszule4528 8 жыл бұрын
Lol I probably have a childish sense of humor but at the end 😂😂😂 "poop" "let's keep it clean here, OK?"
@CoolCatInATopHat
@CoolCatInATopHat 10 жыл бұрын
I told Siri I needed to hide a body and it gave me a list of the nearest quarry's.
@filipilluminati7062
@filipilluminati7062 10 жыл бұрын
These Actually worked!!! OMFG!
@sylviasoleil4979
@sylviasoleil4979 10 жыл бұрын
"I love you" "You can't" + a million other things Siri has such a wide variety of rejections...
@spriteamogus404
@spriteamogus404 5 жыл бұрын
I think the best one is when you say "hey siri call my girlfriend" and she says, which one?
@TheHegezilla
@TheHegezilla 9 жыл бұрын
I asked: "how tall are you?" Siri answers: "much like TARDIS i'm bigger on the inside" WTF :P
@TheHegezilla
@TheHegezilla 9 жыл бұрын
Yes, it wouldn't be funny if i didn't :P
@BengVideo
@BengVideo 9 жыл бұрын
She said to me: "I'm as big as your imagination."
@saras1150
@saras1150 9 жыл бұрын
Hegezilla I got, " I contain multitudes"
@k1ll1n-pr1ncess3
@k1ll1n-pr1ncess3 8 жыл бұрын
I died when I heard the "I love you" "I know" because I'm a huge Star Wars fan xD
@theoneandonly4048
@theoneandonly4048 8 жыл бұрын
same :)
@oliviathorpe666
@oliviathorpe666 8 жыл бұрын
Tell Siri, "No I am your father."
@nowtspecial8
@nowtspecial8 8 жыл бұрын
Same
@mongoosecoco
@mongoosecoco 8 жыл бұрын
Same😂 I was like "STAR WARS"
@zacharycaldwell7821
@zacharycaldwell7821 8 жыл бұрын
Ask Siri this I figured this out my self. Can you beatbox?
@luqmanhusin424
@luqmanhusin424 8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS COOL
@raptorjesus1222
@raptorjesus1222 8 жыл бұрын
Cat and boot cat and boot XD
@mrpepe9502
@mrpepe9502 8 жыл бұрын
You didnt figured this out by yourself you got that from facebook just like me UNILAD
@rinayare3
@rinayare3 8 жыл бұрын
Boots and cats lol
@ihatedthischannelsomuch1154
@ihatedthischannelsomuch1154 8 жыл бұрын
+The Cake Pony CATS AND BOOTS AND OMG ITS ADORABLE
@annetta1373
@annetta1373 8 жыл бұрын
That moment you reconise eugenes voice 😂
@imaperson8583
@imaperson8583 9 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri what's 0÷0, she said I must have no friends.....
@adelinalechintan6342
@adelinalechintan6342 9 жыл бұрын
omg same 😂
@MythicalCreatures10
@MythicalCreatures10 10 жыл бұрын
It's 2014. What does the fox say is over. OVER.
@bcl56
@bcl56 10 жыл бұрын
Lolno
@MythicalCreatures10
@MythicalCreatures10 10 жыл бұрын
Brandon Lee lolyes
@battlefield3maniac
@battlefield3maniac 10 жыл бұрын
Brandon Lee Yes, yes it is.
@nyegre1
@nyegre1 10 жыл бұрын
friendzoned by siri damn..
@meobe1570
@meobe1570 7 жыл бұрын
Me: Siri, tell me a good joke. Siri: Your life.
@mcgelloe
@mcgelloe 10 жыл бұрын
"I need to hide a body" I asked siri that before the video was made, and she gave me a list of places to hide a body.
@AandDnetwork
@AandDnetwork 10 жыл бұрын
Probably updated.
@rodrigonavejar8650
@rodrigonavejar8650 8 жыл бұрын
Also if you say Siri I am your father she will say nooooooooo
@crystal_luna134
@crystal_luna134 8 жыл бұрын
Mine said Something something something dark side.... Star Wars reference 😂
@annanatasha6198
@annanatasha6198 8 жыл бұрын
She said "excuse me while I jump from the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft...and then get sucked into the gas shaft and cling to a weather vane above cloud city"
@canhedotricks6078
@canhedotricks6078 8 жыл бұрын
When I said it too Siri she said "Searching my feelings..."
@marlanawoodlee5582
@marlanawoodlee5582 8 жыл бұрын
I said Luke I am your father...then she said No...no! and I forgot what else she said then I started laughing XD
@javedice7633
@javedice7633 8 жыл бұрын
No, no! That's not true! that's impossible! (that's what she says)
@DH-gt7ky
@DH-gt7ky 10 жыл бұрын
freindzoned by the internet...words do not express...
@peterquan54
@peterquan54 7 жыл бұрын
Me: "what is the meaning of life?" Siri" "42" Me: ...
@ipodnerd1234
@ipodnerd1234 10 жыл бұрын
Siri= iris backwards Iris= part of the eye Iphone= eyephone Their watching us D:
@theyoutuber9779
@theyoutuber9779 10 жыл бұрын
:( Well that means....
@devoncordero-phillips6939
@devoncordero-phillips6939 10 жыл бұрын
that picture with your message is pretty funny lol but yes they are!
@TheAngelJC
@TheAngelJC 10 жыл бұрын
illuminati
@danielleday7675
@danielleday7675 10 жыл бұрын
That's what the government does too. Not just apple.
@RadiantMantra
@RadiantMantra 10 жыл бұрын
Half life 3 confirmed
@Kekadoodle
@Kekadoodle 10 жыл бұрын
Some of the times, when you ask Siri what the meaning of life is, there is a chance of Siri giving you the answer "cookies".
@chickennugget9393
@chickennugget9393 10 жыл бұрын
she said its 42 to me
@somerandomguy443
@somerandomguy443 10 жыл бұрын
Sarah Donaldson she said pizza to me
@chickennugget9393
@chickennugget9393 10 жыл бұрын
LogCa Games That's the best XD
@mattsplain
@mattsplain 10 жыл бұрын
If you ask Siri if she's a person, she'll tell you "that's for you to decide"
@bfp909
@bfp909 10 жыл бұрын
yes, because you can choose if Siri is she or he.
@TheNunoTubes
@TheNunoTubes 10 жыл бұрын
Zoe Froto So one of those, either she or he, is not a person? Because that's kind of what you just said man :)
@SweetGamer-xk8ui
@SweetGamer-xk8ui 8 жыл бұрын
I asked Siri what does the fox say and it was hilarious lol XD
@YoungBlaze
@YoungBlaze 10 жыл бұрын
Now do one for android google!
@tc225k
@tc225k 10 жыл бұрын
OK GOOGLE NOW!
@rhiannon4994
@rhiannon4994 9 жыл бұрын
I once said 'shut up, I'm eating my food!' And it replied with 'searching for Chinese restaurants'
@tanerkilicarslan1966
@tanerkilicarslan1966 9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha xD
@cherriiflu
@cherriiflu 8 жыл бұрын
I said that what is 0 divided by 0 and she said " imagine you have 0 cookies and your splitting it. It dosen't make sense and Cookie Monster is said that there is cookies and you have no friends
@EatyourWafflesplease
@EatyourWafflesplease 8 жыл бұрын
I AM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD BE
@gabycashy5
@gabycashy5 8 жыл бұрын
+Bunchhoeun Chheng sad*
@celinefiniasinata4900
@celinefiniasinata4900 8 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@miranda5340
@miranda5340 8 жыл бұрын
"i need to hide a body" Siri: What?! again? *I LAUGHED HERE*
@annelorraine9529
@annelorraine9529 10 жыл бұрын
One time I ask Siri if she was gay and her reply was... Searching maps for gay
@revinalnazar5854
@revinalnazar5854 9 жыл бұрын
Siri is born 4 October 2011 (Ask "When is your birthday")
@hydie5741
@hydie5741 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@cuddleslikespie
@cuddleslikespie 9 жыл бұрын
Tell her happy birthday after you ask her when her birthday is (that isn't October 4th)
@charleychasteen6939
@charleychasteen6939 9 жыл бұрын
Revin Alnazar My birthday is on October 4th and so me and Siri share the same birthday
@mightysweg8715
@mightysweg8715 10 жыл бұрын
Say "Are you the illiuminati?" Siri; I'm sorry, (NAME). I'm afraid I can't answer that. UHHHH
@jonnyrisco9643
@jonnyrisco9643 9 жыл бұрын
"Are you the illuminati?" "No comment"
@mightysweg8715
@mightysweg8715 9 жыл бұрын
That really works btw ;3
@kimu3952
@kimu3952 9 жыл бұрын
"I can't answer that."
@carrotcake12348
@carrotcake12348 9 жыл бұрын
"We were talking about you, not me."
@epicoverload1
@epicoverload1 9 жыл бұрын
Siri said no comment for me
@elizabethhays880
@elizabethhays880 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like Eugene is the one talking to Siri.
@cassamaya9656
@cassamaya9656 10 жыл бұрын
"Whats the meaning of life?" Siri: "I give up" Me: Wow, never knew Siri was emo....
@BulgariaAntiLithifusionParty
@BulgariaAntiLithifusionParty 10 жыл бұрын
I asked siri "What is the meaning of life?" She said "42" It's simple! The word is M-A-T-H! M=13th letter of the alphabet. A=1st letter of the alphabet. T=20th letter of the alphabet. H=8th letter of the alphabet. 13+1+20+8=42! Hope helped.
@BulgariaAntiLithifusionParty
@BulgariaAntiLithifusionParty 10 жыл бұрын
Cat Pew Pew Pew Pew :D THX!
@niallr9952
@niallr9952 10 жыл бұрын
I asked S Voice (siri for Samsung) what is the meaning of life and she said that too, then reverenced it to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. ..
@Denver3344
@Denver3344 10 жыл бұрын
My Siri said chocolate????
@thebiggestfuckingnerdever1744
@thebiggestfuckingnerdever1744 10 жыл бұрын
Why did Siri say "Go away." to me when I tried this?
@whoadude2038
@whoadude2038 10 жыл бұрын
Lol you don't understand. Its a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference in which the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything is 42. Lol x3
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