15 Year Anniversary with Greg Fitzsimmons

Adam and Greg chat about the 15-year anniversary of the podcast. The guys also laugh about how they engage with drunk women at their comedy shows before chatting about Suzanne Somers and martial arts.
Chris shares news stories about Sylvester Stallone’s daughters being trained by Navy SEALs, the Eagles going to court over handwritten lyrics, DJ Khaled thinking about getting a NASCAR team, and a North Carolina school’s viral video featuring cereal boxes.
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[@davidchappell9159]

Congrats Adam on 15 big ones. Here's to another 15 years of telling it like it is.

[@79steelymatt]

Adam Carolla best podcast of all time!!Love this guy so much he helps me miss and not miss So California all at the same time !! Only someone who left So Cal can fully appreciate that statement -1983-2023 40 years there!!

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Adams the 🐐

[@Seanenanigans]

A-Freaken-Men

[@idnintel]

hey 79steelymatt, yeah im 46 and lived in los alamitos (near long beach), anaheim etc. Parents lived in leisure world seal beach :) Anyway, late 90s it was tom leykis, adam carolla and howard stern. i cant get the time adam was talking about big hairy balls and describing how wrinkly and ugly they are for 10 minutes straight while drew tried to redirect to "serious" topics out of my head. Anyway you lived in socal during the best of times....we moved there in 1990 from amarillo tx and the culture shock was pretty intense, was 13 at the time. i really wanted some cool friends and so eventually started hanging out with the bodyboarders, listening to roots reggae and smoking herb while hitchhiking on PCH before we had our licenses. Those times are such a distant memory, don't think they exist really - they are a magic lost to time. Also loved Frys on 405 in fountain valley where i picked up some games for pc like thief, deus ex etc. Also mile square park for flying rc planes and i hiked all over san gabriels and even sierra nevadas backpacking like 10 times before I left. Yeah I left in 2009. One more thing, this convo was hilarious when they talked about the insane bullying as kids, i can relate but i didnt endure the lows they got to in some of their crazy shit but i hung out with older kids so i got it pretty good and grew up fast and hard. Take it easy man!

[@79steelymatt]

Awesome response buddy your sentiments were very cool and you also take it easy and live every day like it’s your last !!

[@garyfitz6038]

Another milestone for Aceman‼️Been listenig since the loveline days. Thank you Adam.

[@davidholloway1776]

This is the funniest podcast I've ever watched. I shed genuine tears and belly laughs. Thank you, I needed that. Best wishes for another 15 years ❤

[@garyallen7868]

Congratulations Ace and team, fitting to have Fitz on, great show.

[@tessajetta8146]

Your podcasts helped me so much through my recovery from surgery

[@Lodifootball]

That makes two of us🤙

[@muttsnuts5849]

Hope you both have a speedy recovery

[@martylinane7014]

Nice to see Fitz on this anniversary.. Him and Dana Gould, Dave Dameshek, Jay Mohr, et al .. helped built the show over the years...

[@patrickblakethesaint]

For real. I hate Adam now, but there are definitely guests that just work well with him, Fitz being my favorite (Gould is a really close second)

[@muttsnuts5849]

​@@patrickblakethesaintreaching aren't you?

[@DesignRhythm]

"By the way... I would like to drink the sweet nectar from J. Hoover's love box" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mbp7060]

After 32 years of marriage 9 grand kids my wife still looks the same. Family photos show me going from handsome to less than average, my wife has gained like 10 pounds and it's barely noticeable. ...and I'm good with that.

[@mikehorgan3258]

Fitzdog may be the best guest ever.

[@steves1588]

Ace Man=King of all media forms....tv to laptop to cellphone. Thank you Adam

[@williamsalle9413]

Radio 🎉

[@phillipschmidtke2001]

Yeah, get it on!

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Got too

[@phillipschmidtke2001]

@@TrollHunterxXx No choice

[@garyfitz6038]

​@@phillipschmidtke2001 Mandate

[@duschidtt]

@@phillipschmidtke2001Mandate!

[@Tequilablue_]

Greg and Adam are always a blast to watch, and this was awesome!

[@GoatMalp]

Congratulations to the whole team that brings us this show for a decade and a half! Ive been a daily listener since the very first week, and a daily complainer in the comment sections for the last 3!

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

Congrats Adam. I'm an early riser, and your podcast and a cup of coffee is how I start my day. Thanks.

[@JustNormalGamers]

This episode clapped my cheeks! 😊

[@marybennett4897]

Imma woman and I have ALWAYS known who u r, watched the Man Show, loved it, listened to Love Line, loved it! I’d NEVER say I didn’t like u! Always been a fan, hope to see u in stand up one day! Big shout out from Greenville, SC!

[@thomasgentry6201]

Just Started Watching Fitz Dog Great Guest! Fitz Norm? Adam Best You and Norm ! Coward of County! RIP NORM! Watched or Listened ti thousands of Hours! Congrats!

[@johnnysimmons1546]

One of the funniest podcast i ever heard. Just the vision of a bag of flour being tore open in front of a fan on high in someones bedroom is so hilarious.

[@lftr_react]

Finally got to hear the contents of the legendary 'Prom letter'! Good man, putting it out to the whole universe. Congrats on 15 Ace!

[@trumanrockshard1243]

Loved Adam since I thought Mr Bircham was Jimmy. Congrats on keeping the ship afloat, history will prove that this show was instrumental in changing the medium

[@ryanauker1144]

I’ve been listening for 15 years and it is probably why I am still single 😂

[@ESPspiderXIII]

GET. IT. ON. Congratulations, Ace man; much respect to you. A great human being.

[@jaymeswheeler]

Congratulations. Much fun. Years of perspective. Thank you for the times

[@NIX5Cents]

It’s always nice when you’re close friends piss on you…😂

[@cliffyknight]

The reading of Adam's letter had me crying.

[@therealredhood2838]

Speaking of Toto lyrics. I thought the song Africa line "I bless the rains down in Africa" was "I miss the rains down in Africa". I just realized that a few years ago when that song was remade by Pitbull for the Aquaman movie! Boy, am I an idiot! Lol

[@P51]

it's nice that these two get along so well considering their opposite political beliefs

[@donaldduncan7095]

Early congratulations on the big 300K subs which will click over any day now.🥳 In your honor I'll make a stop at Subway tonight. 🥖😉

[@maxpowersimpson3796]

I’m halfway through. I’m putting the odds at 30% that Ace thanks Chris for his hard work.

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Loved hearing the kid stories from Greg and Adam. Brings back memories. I guess the Asian dude is too young to have had a great childhood. No stories from him.

[@ravtunesmusic]

Congrats! Great Podcast, keep it going!!!

[@D-Fens_1632]

Never fails, earlier in the day I thought "haven't seen Fitzdog in a spell." Every time I think that he appears. Get It On.

[@mitchellhedden1978]

It’s funny hearing Adam talk about 1500 square feet being small, especially when I am buying one that’s 750 and pretty happy about it. It’s all relative.

[@ericdoe2318]

Hell yeah! I can’t believe it took me so long to be a viewer. Great job!

[@mitchellhedden1978]

Congrats, Ace. Been listening since 2011.

[@keeganshigh]

I shaved off my buddies eye brow the night before he took his senior pictures. 20 years ago, there wasn't a quick CGI fix. Dude just had one eyebrow in his senior pictures.

[@davekroesen9587]

I noted the sketch of the VW bug in front of Carl...I am surprised that all the vapor-lock square-back and ragtop experiences from your youth led to a love of air-cooled German autos. I am the same age as you, grew up super poor in Van Nuys and am attracted to all the same architecture and automobiles as you. Thanks Adam for all the laughs my entire adult life.

[@ryanauker1144]

Saw Fitzdog in Philly and he killed it.

[@debbieskrletts725]

Congrats Adam.

[@KQOAmericanLady]

Happy 15th 🎈🎂 anniversary 🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉🎆 Adam for Governor

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

I was tuning in for Mr. Furley.

[@Caterina29]

Fitzsimmons looks great for being 77 years old! Oh, I see, he's only 57... I hope he has a peaceful few more years left.

[@MessianicJewJitsu]

15 years on this show. I'm still listening to loveline episodes

[@jodystephenson6306]

You're welcome, ACE, but the credit truly does go to you and your guests. Mostly

[@FlokiPoki-we9gm]

Years ago, Dennis Miller coined you the ``Roy Rogers of Podcasting``.

[@justinhaase8825]

Crank Yankers and Man Show became the comedy turning point.

[@baeleef_]

Fitz 👏 🎉

[@__RYN__]

8:45 First time I saw Adam Carolla thought the show was at 7 it was at 8. Started drinking heavily at 4/5. Surprised I remember some then saw the longest line for the meet and greet all I wanted to say with DELTA FU!!!!

[@miloseveggies8064]

congrats

[@jerrypowers7671]

The note reading segment was one of the funniest things i ever heard! Being the same age as Adam, your stories sound just like mine. For sure i would be in prison if I did that shit today.

[@brettkoranda3922]

"Definitely not tuning in for Janet!" 😅

[@cwells5137]

That’s not your banana joke Greg!

[@kevindavis8607]

Yup. Stole it from Dan naterman

[@zebatrizon1]

He didn’t claim it as his own…and Louis C.K. also told it on YMH. It’s a commonly told joke.

[@victoriarockwell2850]

😂😂😂man this episode took courage adam lmfao oh man that note I died. I have an old poem from a bf in high school. You should take submissions lol i feel like i have a few that could rival that or at least make you feel better about yours. God we're such retards when we're young 😂thanks for the laughs. That made my day 👍 😊❤ 🙏

[@markhunt1813]

🎉

[@flynnlizzy5469]

Ceramics major here too.

[@diycraftq8658]

This beats the jaws top that scene by a fucking mile

[@devinangola3458]

Who the fuk doesn’t let a domino set up finish?! WTF Adam?😂

[@pardoldigital1532]

Fitzsimmons stole that banana joke.

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Early on the upload … I forgive you guys 😊

[@garyfitz6038]

Early?

[@bajaborracho9139]

Fitzdog is right behind henry winkler in the kindest person in hollywood debate. We loosened the handlebars on another kid's bike he went over the ramp and faceplanted into the gooseneck. Yes he lost teeth. Good times!

[@michelles9897]

💟

[@NIX5Cents]

Fart in a ziplock bag, seal it quick, & tell your next friend to take a whiff of the killerWeed you just had in the baggie…. (Then prepare for the hardest, coughing laugh you’ve had in a while)

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Gross 😂😂

[@danboyd6180]

Hey Fitzrog you and Alison ever gonna have a show where you go through all the ridiculous BS you guys thought during the Qwar Cause y’all had some wild takes. I know your a good dude Greg. How many years you gonna wait before you go back to the principles we all KNOW YOU HAVE. Alison is 50/50, I can’t tell if she has principles. Cause she loves a narrative

[@BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL]

The problem is that the rock song lyrics online are often wrong.

[@robertklein3890]

👍

[@Twigg4075]

It was early 90's I think that the Navy SEALs movie with Charlie Sheen released.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

1990. A good movie but far from being realistic.

[@Twigg4075]

@@HWG-wm8ld Oh, I know that, but that doesn't change the popularity explosion.

[@johnotoole5786]

Funny that Rambo was a green beret

[@briggsb1]

that's $22,000 worth of cereal

[@shoob7979]

There was only one "hot step mom" in my neighborhood growing up and was my friend Damien's step mom 5'2" about 105 lbs she was always laying out tanning wearing tube tops, yeah she had fake tata's which I'm not a fan of but at the time (13 yrs old) I wasn't really thinking about that cuz she filled out the tubetop nicely!!!

[@kevinkotrba9867]

Greg shits given

[@jerrypowers7671]

Jewjitsu also originated in Israel.

[@steves1588]

Single full time Dad.......party mom syndrome.....so many moms ditching their kids now a days

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

#QuietQuitting. Just Try To Get Through It.

[@shoob7979]

Ace Man and Fitz-Dawg doing the Heil Five to salute Adam's apparent Nazi Nephews... hehehe

[@brek5]

Oh, man... formerly hot but hasn't realized they've lost it is one of the saddest things on earth, whereas formerly hot but aging gracefully can be weirdly attractive (not necessarily in a sexual way but just person-to-person interaction), but it's rare.

[@mrscramer21]

Susanne Summers asking to be paid equal was not “throwing a big stink” about the issue. 50 years later women are still not paid equal so it’s a huge issue

[@danwalsh4190]

You guys had some messed of "friends" growing up.

[@michaelhowardrosskrh74]

Banana joke? Louis ck told that on your mom's house pod cast a year ago. Kinda lame fitz.

[@brek5]

Thought it was a street joke (you know, kind of commonly retold joke), but maybe I'm wrong, jeans.

[@TrollHunterxXx]

@@brek5it probably is

[@zebatrizon1]

@@brek5 i’ve heard it told by several different people, no idea who said it originally

[@SixBlix]

louie ck said it was dan naturmans joke.

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

Did Fitz finally grow a pair after watching his city turn into a junkie infested hell hole? Lol good for him if so.

[@happydog6537]

Megan Kelly seems to be aging in reverse. I think she’s so much prettier now than she was 20 years ago.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

She is for gun control. Check her Wikipedia

[@ToddWheeler253]

Get it on, buddy