15-Year-Old Faith Healer Spreading Herpes | House M.D. | MD TV

[@nolanstrife7350]

"Dad! If your faith is weak, I will fail!" This one line gave literal chills. Such a cruel way to shift the blame, intentionally or not

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

top notch parental manipulation to not get in trouble for having sex🤣

[@matthewriley7826]

Desperation often brings out the worst in people.

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

@@matthewriley7826 yeah I mean if he was smart, he would simply have gotten a girlfriend problem solved unfortunately he wouldn't likely have gotten a std then though because she would have to be a clean std free girl to make dad proud✊

[@d-chudasama]

The kid looked like he had the chills

[@fba90130]

He's going to be a great evangelical pastor.

[@purpleishpanda]

I don't care if you're religious or not, don't go up to strangers and touch their faces

[@DragonGoddess18]

Same Pandemic or not, touching a stranger's face is just asking for trouble

[@Lif3Enjoyer]

@@DragonGoddess18 I just imagine some random stranger grabbing someone's face, slaps them across the face, and runs away.

[@tommylehomme8695]

In a hospital no less!

[@bellerain381]

That’s just common courtesy 😂

[@BobBob-vy9ds]

@@Lif3Enjoyer well, any amount of touch, whether it be to you psychically or something you're holding, is assault. You can get away with beating a person if they touched you first, in a way that you deemed hostile. It was explained in I believe a video by a lawyer about how Ms. Marvel was in the right for beating up a guy after he touched her newspaper. Edit: Used the wrong word.

[@SkyNeely]

I loved the dad's response... "I have faith in the Lord. You I trust, as much as you can trust a teenage boy."

[@berenlevia8486]

the boy's father , even being a Christian was realistic and honest ; and was going to hold his son accountable for his actions . As a Christian , I wish more Christian parents were like this 15 year old's Dad .

[@marinam.2293]

That was great! I have a lot of respect for the father's decision and answer; that was a very clear distinction that he made! 👏 (Anyone know the actor's name, by any chance? He looks familiar.)

[@craiglachman1379]

@@marinam.2293 The faith healer’s father was played by William Katt. You may know him from The Greatest American Hero.

[@victorspennato3008]

@@berenlevia8486 how do you know they are not?

[@berenlevia8486]

@@victorspennato3008 'who' are the 'they ' in your question and 'what' is the 'not'?

[@KomoliRihyoh]

The way he moved to show exactly where the sore was meant not only did he *know* he *had* it, but that he also *knew what it was.* All his talk about faith in the lord, did he assume the lord would forgive him for not only having premarital sex, but *lying* about it to his *father?* Bruh.

[@68404]

Didn't have to be sex. Just kissing someone who had an active cold sore could pass on the virus.

[@LandoCali5]

And intentionally giving it to a girl with a tumor

[@TheWonTrueDragon]

@@LandoCali5 Giving it to multiple people in the visage of a faith healer, this is the part of the religious society I despise, using their religion as an excuse to cause harm to others even if they believe they're doing the right thing.

[@dmf1301]

I really don’t think God cares about premarital sex! With some kids starving in Africa and other kids being abused within HIS house of worship not being on his list of things to GAF about, why would he care about people having (consensual) sex? No, the thing which is wrong is not disclosing you have an STD to the people you have premarital sex with… or using a condom! 😞

[@thomasv6545]

typical behavior for a religous nut. Then to Tyolus: say to the people of the low plains, seek not the wickedness amongst your neighbors lest it find purchase in your own house.

[@larisachan1787]

" his temperature is rising , if we don't do anything, he's gonna be chatting to God face to face " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you took libido inhibitors again I can tell by your laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RandomTrinidadian]

Implying he doesnt go the other place

[@TheShariasKnowledge]

💀💀omg…

[@uadialesandra]

*MR OBALAR* ON KZbin CURED ME TOTALLY ❤❤…

[@SangeetaN83]

"His Leash broke" I love how unapologetically irreverent he is...Probably one of the best cynical characters I have come across on TV. Always a treat to watch.

[@EzraMerr]

It's just a show

[@SangeetaN83]

​@@EzraMerrWhich is why I was referring to him as a CHARACTER 🙄

[@emotionalfriendone43]

Do you fucking love it. I love my family.

[@PaulaDautremont]

I hope that you have checked out his music. He is a brilliant composer and performer.

[@Macapta]

“You don’t even know what’s wrong with him” Yeah, that’s what the test is for.

[@samfire3067]

It's like a police Man getting shot by a Lost bullet and being asked who shot.

[@saturday1066]

"science is bs because it has been wrong" it's why "science" still exists: that's what the test is for yeah, my post is about gop attacking science. yeah, it's "political." bc they mischaracterize how science works.

[@superderfmen]

​@@samfire3067More like a police man asking where the bullet is when he clearly has a bullet inflicted wound on him.

[@uadialesandra]

*MR OBALAR* ON KZbin CURED ME TOTALLY ❤❤…

[@tobex6626]

Classic: “why didn’t you send help and save me from dying god? I did, you just refused each time.”

[@LucianDevine]

I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?

[@Lif3Enjoyer]

LOL, I remember that

[@samfire3067]

@@LucianDevine money

[@mobulis]

Except god is omniscient so he knew that the boats and copter would be refused and so let him die.

[@christinejuarez4759]

Why didn't gods save the babies? Oh, the babies refused, bruh?

[@MTTT19]

“You talk to God, you’re Religious!” God talks to you, you’re Psychotic!” Brilliant words and 100% right!

[@riana-tr4bg]

No this is incorrect

[@rambofan334]

@@riana-tr4bg It's correct. Deal with it.

[@michaeldwyer2244]

Someone doesn't believe in Joan of Arc

[@d4ddysg1rl5]

So true

[@TheTrollMastah]

It IS true

[@christophsiebert1213]

"I'm sorry, you don't even know what's wrong with him", proceeds to block the test of the doctors to find out what's wrong with him. Nice faith, you've got there. Hopefully it saves lifes :)

[@Crystal5672cats]

That’s really when I want to say, here are your discharge papers.

[@paulogaspar8295]

well his point is that they did already a bunch of tests and found nothing.

[@mariella2884]

@@paulogaspar8295 very true. The fact is ultimately it is the patient's right (under most corcumstances) to accept/refuse treatment. The issue is most people aren't willing to accept the consequences then. How many tests are worth it for your own life, that's how people need to view medicine. Stop blaming the only people trying to help. (Not you specifically lol)

[@geligniteandlilies]

reminds me of the old story about a man caught in a flood on a roof. A man comes by in a raft offering a ride. Then comes a man on a boat, and lastly a manby helicopter. He tells each man, no thank you, that he has faith that god will save him and sends them on their way. The man ends up drowning and goes to heaven and he asks god why he didn’t save him. God says that he did try. He sent him a man with a raft, a man with a boat and a man with a helicopter. What did he expect a literal hand direct from heaven?

[@lauraw2526]

It's the son who refused the test, and then emotionally manipulated the father into refusing. The father did nothing wrong, at 15 you're generally competent to make your own medical decisions - and when presented with more evidence, the father ignored the son's protests.

[@Nick-kz6dg]

Can't remember which medical show it was but: "Why would God give us doctors and medicine and all these cures if he didn't want us to use them?"

[@DennisTjhie]

May sound strange but I am pretty sure it is from Family Guy. There is an episode where a kid Stewie plays with turns out to have cancer but his parents are deeply religious and do not go to treat him. Luis gets so distraught that she tries to kidnap the kid and have him treated in the end she gets caught and tells the parents something like that sentence.

[@baggedbread]

@@DennisTjhie damn

[@paul16451]

​@DennisTjhie It's a pretty common plot element. I remember a TV movie once where something like this happened. It was about a man who had the ability to see into the minds of those he touched. When he shook the hand of a neighbor kid, he knew the kid had a fatal brain tumor quickly growing that would have killed him in a few days, but he couldn't convince the parents to get him checked. So he kidnapped the kid and took him to the hospital where emergency surgeons were able to take care of it just in time.

[@samfire3067]

@@paul16451 The Guy was arrested?

[@paul16451]

@@samfire3067 I think police did come after him but when the parents learned the truth they didn't press charges of course.

[@Scavenger82]

The dad refusing the test b/c they didn't know what's wrong with him. 🤨 That's why they do these tests.

[@Coco-chrispy]

He was annoying me

[@uadialesandra]

*MR OBALAR* ON KZbin CURED ME TOTALLY ❤❤…

[@unknown1238157]

his leash broke had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@Simaq7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@udalix]

Glad you got over your "dying" and made it here alive to comment.

[@eddieharrison1408]

@slay2525 cry about it

[@MELINDASSIMPLEBLESSINGS]

😂

[@Me-bq2bf]

😅😅😅😂😂

[@ArkayeCh]

"I am ordering you to never let these two clients meet. One is possibly delusional, psychotic and hallucinating with potentially dangerous advice. The other has cancer and potentially could be mentally compromised. The last thing we want is to embolden either." "But they're friends 😢"

[@annehaight9963]

At the pearly gates: "God, I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?" "I tried. I sent you House but you turned him away."

[@keyblademasterclark]

God: Well, to be more accurate, I sent Wilson who sent House. Let's be honest, House would ignore God completely.

[@thedilfofwallstreet5385]

@@keyblademasterclarkhouse wouldn’t know it if god sent him. it would just happen by fate. god doesn’t literally speak to you.

[@keyblademasterclark]

@@thedilfofwallstreet5385 tell that to people in the bible who God LITERALLY talked to

[@tony3017]

Religious people are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@frieza1016]

@@keyblademasterclark You can't talk to fictional characters... and if your idea of proving me that some of this several 100 years old people at some point existed in human history is literally quoting the bible, then i will just inform you that you will not convince anyone (besides * *some* * believers)

[@Alpha-td2ie]

I love watching these videos. The way House doesn't care about anything is funny.

[@applecounty]

And so reassuring.

[@freyamccauley]

That would be called a hardened heart. It's not funny.

[@CarWashReviews-Ethan]

@@freyamccauley your existence is funny!

[@Somebody-Come-Look-At-This]

@@CarWashReviews-Ethan 😂😂😂😂

[@trishanna3049]

I love house his personality is everything I love it

[@DrownedInExile]

"I prefer to leave it in god's hands, not yours." "Except you can't sue god for malpractice."

[@geoffreyedgson7875]

Strange enough, in the Bible miracles are often invoked by prophets as a reaction to find a solution, and when they do occur is often not because somebody deliberate asked for exactly what they wanted. "Doctors are not God, and God knows he's not a Doctor," -Chicago Med. This quote goes both ways. Doctors will give you all the details they have should you ask, you can blame them if you wish, and they are not omnipotent. God works in mysterious ways and never will present detailed answers, and should anyone blame him they are condemned. People go to Doctors on faith all the time, and follow their instructions without question, or want to due if they do not get an answer. Not too dissimilar from faith in God. Doctors will often do anything to save somebody if they are asked, while the Plagues, the flood and more were al the work of God. Pick and choose if you want, but know what you're getting in to and asking for.

[@DrownedInExile]

@@geoffreyedgson7875 Your precious Bible is nothing more than an iron-age storybook. Humanity has believed in, and discarded belief in, countless gods and goddesses since the dawn of time. Yours is no different.

[@geoffreyedgson7875]

@@DrownedInExile I'm not religious. I'm an archaeologists, who often debates different parts of the bible with others whom follow one form of Christianity or another. Honestly, the earliest versions of the book which have been excavated and preserved go back to the Roman period, the Dead Sea Scrolls. While the linguistic elements indicate they were copies derived from Iron Age script and language. Chronologically, most of the Old Testament was written around the Iron Age Neo-Babylonian Empire, during the period of exile in Babylon; and different components from earlier match different events or mythical traditions from several different cultures. Like the Plagues of Egypt in the Book of Exodus? Darkness for several days, a pillar of fire by night and a column of smoke by day, massive climatic shifts, and displaced animals? Historians have looked at these with eerie parallels with the Eruption of Thera, the volcanic cauldron at Akrotiri, Santorini. a) imagine the Iceland eruptions in the 2010's, and translate those over the Mediterranean due to a volcano in Greece. (darkness in the skies, hail of fire/volcanic rock, a column of red in the distance or a large plume of smoke). b) where there is volcanic activity, tsunami's can follow, even shifting all of the Mediterannean Basin or the Red Sea. {IMPORTANT="Red Sea" came from a mistranslation. The actual text describes Moses leads the Israelaite across the Reed sea, a fresh water body on a nomadic route over the desert} c) massive livestock die-off, attracted insects with disease, or compelling aquadic life to experience a massive shift = frogs over running villages and lots of dead fish turning the Nile red. d) releasing pockets of gas into the air. In Egyptian society, or models of home recovered from tombs, beds would often be set up on the roof of the home for a cool place to sleep; often where the eldest child or son would be. The deaths of the 1st born in Egypt has be argued to parallel outdoor exposure to toxic chemicals in a gas form, or natural hostile fauna like malaria mosquitos & snakes; where somebody sleeping outdoors would be extremely vulnerable to. Heck, excavations in Israel dating to early Island Age, have identified shrines with inscriptions dedicating them to Yaweh and Asura (God had a wife once upon a time). I break down different components of the Bible, to identify contradictions, historical indicators or cultural priorities, archaeological divergencies, or life lessons to recognize in moderation.

[@aekaralagonisi]

@@geoffreyedgson7875 fascinating comment. Have you writen more on the topic somewhere I can look at? Thanks!

[@Nina-cd6uw]

​@@aekaralagonisicommenting for the same question

[@elliewilliams8371]

That boy should be ashamed of himself. He knew exactly where it was.

[@JLee-rt6ve]

Do as I sayeth, not as I doeth!

[@geoffreyedgson7875]

Listen and follow the word of God, but approach those who speak and act in his name with caution and distance. Everyone has something to hide.

[@meph5291]

@@geoffreyedgson7875 Is this a quote from a religious text? Sorry I am not a Christian.

[@geoffreyedgson7875]

@@meph5291 Nope. Completely original.

[@gillianfoster1869]

😂

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

People like this kid hold us back as a species. People in need, people who are desperate, will believe anything if it gives them hope. This is how demagogues are born.

[@HasufelyArod]

Remind me of the definition

[@ReiseLukas]

Trust in God? Or Trust in Experts? Either one can be abused.

[@masterPNDA1234]

I don’t really see what that has to do with creating a demagogue/someone that exploits an issue for *POLITICAL GAIN* cuz most of these people won’t go in politics and also are probably not intelligent enough to do this

[@biocapsule7311]

Not the kid... the father more like... it seems the kid is what his father made him to be.

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

@@ReiseLukas People who give others hope, for any reason. There's a strong religious element to many historical examples, however.

[@gunchaquamar8121]

The amount of patience doctor holds with such patients is really anxious for me at some points!

[@zachlewis9751]

Just pretend it’s real life.

[@BritishEngineer]

It’s just pretend in real life.

[@peaveyst7]

doctors arend allowed to judge people for what they treating them. its a simple rule. they want to help you. that doesnt mean they care about you.

[@dancingdevil9965]

Well…. This is what happens when you don’t teach sex education bc “god forbids it.” Yeah, well those raging teenage hormones say otherwise and it’s better safe than sorry. Teach your kids STI protection outside of abstinence. Condoms, dental dams, PrEP, etc.

[@carolinamarie9748]

Pretty sure preparation H is for hemorrhoids, don’t think it’s meant for STI’s

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Thank you for sharing the truth 😊

[@evaschroeder4614]

Christain here who believes that sex Ed should be taught

[@sasakiizumitohmo7152]

If it’s not taught then they can manipulate them easier. It’s terrible, sex Ed is very necessary.

[@dancingdevil9965]

@@carolinamarie9748 Lmao I meant PrEP. I was lowkey high when I wrote this but I mean… it works. 😂

[@georgeadusei1003]

Kid not only lied about faith healing, but could've potentially killed the girl and risked his own life just to save face.

[@Americanpatriot-zo2tk]

He didn’t want the tumor shrunk haven’t even been watching the clip? God cures people all the time.

[@markusbaker1161]

@@Americanpatriot-zo2tkstop. Gods are imaginary.

[@sgxthach]

Dang, he even knew right where it was the whole dang time.

[@linn5848]

“You don’t even know what’s wrong with him.” HOW WILL THEY DAMN KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM IF YOU WON’T LET THEM CONDUCT THE DAMN TESTS.

[@PeachWookiee]

My response to the father is this… St. Luke was a doctor. God knows the answer and He sent doctors to help find that answer. So let the doctors do their job.

[@bellerain381]

Amen to that! That kid thinks he’s an apostle when he’s really a false teacher!

[@PeachWookiee]

I take such issue with people who don’t use the resources God gave us. He gave us brains to use, and He gave us knowledge.

[@tomwithey711]

The whole situation wouldn't even have arisen if god wasn't in the picture

[@strangelee4400]

Did he phone the Doctors up and tell them to do their job?

[@PeachWookiee]

@strange Lee: It doesn’t work like that.

[@Velossitee]

Dad: "God knows the answer not you" Doctors: "WELP. Blood's on your hands now, you're gonna give everyone herpies your fault bye get outta my clinic"

[@samfire3067]

Doctor: * takes Glock*. " Go ask him , so".

[@bunkyman8097]

"You talk to god, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." There it is in a nutshell.

[@greymangaming1877]

The thing I don't get is how there are religious people out there who want God to cure everything but don't use the doctors and medicine he inspired humanity to create.

[@shearnotspear]

“You don’t even have the answer” so I won’t let you do the test to get the answer. flawless.

[@omnistpagan3282]

If you don’t have magic powers like god then you must be faulty. Flawless logic. 😂

[@shrapnel77]

"My father told me I should apologize to you." that told me a lot about the kid's character. The hubris in him is something else. He sinned, lied about it to everyone, especially the people trying to treat him medically. House had him figured out right from the start, but this kid could not admit that he was wrong. It would be too painful for him. Wilson was right, this kid is no Saint. No humility.

[@uadialesandra]

*MR OBALAR* ON KZbin CURED ME TOTALLY ❤❤…

[@heyysimone]

Whenever people sayn"god will save me" when it comes to health, i always want to say "maybe thats what gods trying to do by sending the medical professionals!!!"

[@chonwei2383]

"They can't argue with the mark of cane." At first I thought he was talking about his cane. But now: "They can't argue with the mark of Caine." Genius script, I love it!!!

[@JLee-rt6ve]

Caine, the Shaolin priest wandering the American Old West? Yeah, he'll leave marks when you provoke him. (Or Cain, the murderer of Abel.)

[@chonwei2383]

@J. Lee ah right, Cain hahaha, I meant that

[@xenahex]

Pure brilliance, a rarity in scriptwriting these days with all the Netflix Wattpad/tumblr-esque fodder

[@tanukinoyami]

Leave Michael Caine out of this

[@indoroyale7848]

Ok now I feel horrible for that girl who had some hope only for it to yanked from under her

[@averycheesypotato]

Yeah, that’s pretty horrible. But maybe her tumours will shrink enough to make treatments possible…? It is a fictional story after all

[@indoroyale7848]

@@averycheesypotato People like you restore my faith in humanity

[@soulessslime433]

A girl did have her cancer killed by polio virus. Doctors told her either it works or they just gave her polio. It later showed she had no cancer. The doctors made a statement that while it did work, they can only guess the amount of polio needed, it requires much further testing until it becomes a ready solution.

[@woofawoof7616]

@@soulessslime433 do you have a citation?

[@soulessslime433]

@Woof Awoof unfortunately I only saw it on the news many years ago. I probably could dig it up somewhere.

[@supersizesenpai]

"Take off your clothes!" Man, that would be a very different situation out of context. 🤣🤣

[@mondaymotivator_]

Medical advancements are gods answers to our prayers, and it is a slap in his face to ignore these advancements in technology

[@samueleveleigh2767]

if the lord wished us to be dependent on him to cure our ails he would not have given us the braincells needed to imagine more earthly cures theres a reason why the truely faithful sects of religions choose to have their deities be ineffable rather than omnipotent and omniscient

[@user-bi8ko7kc6h]

If they believed God will treat him then don’t go to hospital.

[@NessieNice]

Exactly my thought, that would only be like a waste of money for them when they could had just use it for preaching tour, if they even survive

[@AlienAteIt.MyNoraTees]

Why take medicine at all? Waste of money if you ask me?

[@CJ-442]

Basic religious double-standards. If they go to the hospital and he gets better, it’s not because the doctors and nurses are smart and providing quality care, it’s because God wanted him to be healed. On the other hand, if he doesn’t get better it’s because of the doctors’ “unnatural concoctions” and lack of faith are interfering with God’s work.

[@KieraCameron514]

If he refused to be treated, then say to him: "Okay. We need the room. So, we will provide you with discharge papers."

[@maryeverettrobinson1987]

Look, I trust God and all, but I also trust doctors who are physically in front of me, I'd rather not meet my Creator before my planned time

[@ameliarose47]

If God made everything (which is kind of the idea of almost every religion) God made doctors.

[@reiss2522]

@@ameliarose47 and the virus they're dying of🤭

[@dianaahakim2001]

Yep.

[@dianaahakim2001]

@@ameliarose47 yeah. Trust god and his creations

[@FurballHacker]

If its your time to go, a doctor isn't gonna stop that. Your going.

[@harlowitter3060]

Imagine willingly compromising someone else's health just to keep up the image of a trustworthy faith healer, how manipulative.

[@astrinymris9953]

I don't think he's manipulative so much as clinging to denial. Also, he's having seizures and running a high fever.

[@juliav.mcclelland2415]

I love "It's lumbar puncture time!"

[@symonsan]

And during preparations, they would have seen the sores and the whole drama would have ended.

[@jackbelmont4389]

He then proceeded to lumbar puncturing everywhere

[@shaya200]

I really hate when Christians are like "I put my faith in the Lord, not in you. God will heal him" or whatever. Umm when in the bible did God ever just heal? Did he not send them to somene TO heal them? Did God bless them and heal them or did he send them to a prophet or a prophet to them to heal them? Did God just heal them or did he send them to a river to wash themselves to heal them? How do they know that God didn't send them to the hospital and bless the hands of the doctors to heal them? God doesn't just fix you and the bible doesn't teach that either. On most occasions in the bible God sends you the means to be healed. Whether it's by him through someone else or through something they had to do themselves. God can only send so many doctors to you or you to say many doctors before you you start ignoring what he's telling you what to do. God very rarely helped directly, he almost always sent another means to help the person. All that person had to do was not ignore it. Christians that ignore doctors are failing to even fathom that maybe God is sending them to the doctor so the doctor can heal them. Just because they don't see it as God helping them doesn't mean it isn't. God always works through people, and guess what doctors are.

[@humanbeing3946]

I am not a Christian, but a Muslim and I agree with what you said. That's also my understanding of what Islam taught me.

[@FOTOJADAMOstudio]

"God will heal me!" Ok, go back home, we need this room for someone who needs real medical attention.

[@jilingren3248]

Best moment of this whole episode: 0:09

[@briaedwardsshepeard6043]

"Don't tell my patient", damnit this show is funny

[@breannaxoxo3850]

So he scratched his butt and touched a cancer patient’s face?

[@pixie77531]

ew🤢

[@midnightaurora9483]

Ohh Nahhhh😱😱

[@spencervance1552]

That's incredibly disgusting 🤢🤮

[@jeskvell3254]

yikes hahahaha

[@NotMykl]

Touched ANYONE'S face.

[@Tay-cg1pt]

God allowed us to learn and create medicines. Paul prescribed Timothy some wine for his ailment (or anxiety?) and Luke was a physician. Going to a doctor doesn’t mean you don’t trust God.

[@robertperez2262]

House was playing a spiced up version of “what a friend we have in Jesus”, wasn’t he?

[@saje239]

Does anyone else think that kid looks like Ben Shapiro?

[@Man-O-Little-Tan]

Acts like him too

[@omnistpagan3282]

@@Man-O-Little-Tan😂

[@metroidcum]

i thought that the first time i saw this episode

[@omnistpagan3282]

Oh my god dude yeah they’re cousins or something

[@XXMatt0040XX]

Was looking for this comment

[@gisselsantos2359]

I miss watching this show and so glad I get to watch them here 🥰

[@zoyadulzura7490]

And it's all the best parts of episodes, too.

[@gisselsantos2359]

@@zoyadulzura7490 yes you ain't lying

[@dirkbruere]

White underpants - the secret signature of the nerd

[@laura121684]

A person who still calls a person a nerd unironically - the secret signature of a person who peaked in high school.

[@dirkbruere]

@@laura121684 I too had white underpants back then. I was also trying to avoid words like geek, dweeb, dork etc. But I think you get the idea.

[@omnistpagan3282]

@@laura121684I feel like not being able to take a joke about a KZbin vid is more of sign that you peaked in high school than anything else. 😂

[@KristinaUSA-x5n]

Mormons

[@dirkbruere]

@TeTeYummy Wow! I'm so excited by that. Send me 100 cases of it immediately!

[@paul16451]

Few things irritate me more than people who hide behind God to excuse their own stupid or criminal actions.

[@Auselesspileofflesh]

There's a plethora of them too unfortunately

[@icantthinkofaname7152]

Pastors.

[@شعبة-ت6ط]

Yes, what other way do you get money out of the desperate? Just claim to hear the "Father of ALL Humanity!!" What's that? "He just told me that you should empty your wallets, it's in his will! You would not DARE go against his will! He needs your financial support, he will reward you in spirit!" Exaggerated televangelist, B.S spiel there.. L.O.L..

[@chrispbacon3042]

If you talk to a god its call faith if your god talks back you have serious issues.

[@animebrat76]

Yeah I know… the devil came to me in my dreams telling me to “K-O” myself… I tell my pastor and next thing I know the paramedics are at my door getting ready to admit me into a psychiatric ward… I’m sorry but aren’t pastors and the church staff supposed to call on God’s protection to keep the devil from doing that? I’m not suicidal, heck in my subconscious I started reciting John 3:16 over and over again to get the devil to go away. If I was suicidal I would’ve agreed with the devil. It makes you wonder if even the church staff are as faithful to God as they claim.

[@lunasbix4338]

@@animebrat76 Last part, oh boy. Anyway, I understand why the pastor called for medical intervention and the reasoning can be found in what you've shared. Faith can only do so much when you're fighting yourself. Even if we say that those unwanted thoughts are brought by the Devil, it's in YOUR thoughts/dreams and it makes you a danger to yourself. You need outside help to assist you, that's why peer support is very important to those with suicidal thoughts. However, psych wards may be a questionable choice just basing on the experiences of those who went in.

[@omnistpagan3282]

@@animebrat76You realize hearing the devil sounds just as crazy as hearing god right? That was the posters original point.

[@chrispbacon3042]

@TeTeYummy okay cool.

[@Njeri_Gathogo]

His leash broke😂

[@trancestimuli]

I wish Dr. House was real and my doctor. I'm so tired of being bounced from specialist to specialist trying to figure out wtf is wrong with me /sigh

[@born2drum1]

Damn he knew the whole time

[@vaska1999]

And none of the doctors points it out to him!

[@HosCreates]

@@vaska1999 probably was covered by underwear for modesty sake .

[@feralbluee]

The Dad was *Della Street’s son, William Katt :). He was Pippin in the stage show and lead with Robert Culp in “The Greatest American Hero” (believe or not it’s just me - really great show!). he’s a terrific actor. a lot of us know him from back then. 🦅🐉☄️💫 *[Barbara Hale - “Perry Mason” with Raymond Burr (Perry), William Hopper (Paul Drake), William Talman (Hamilton Burger DA), Ray Collins (Lt. Tragg).] 🌷🌱

[@AllenKnutson]

You left out the most relevant role -- he starred in the 1985 movie "House"!

[@sosueme3778]

My favorite series !! Watched every house episode !!

[@TheSimmr001]

7:21 she was being vaccinated House, she had just received a Dog bite. also the tumour didnt just shrink, it went into remission for 8 years. i hope you hadnt read that journal recently.

[@wvwIceMan13wvw]

“The nurse talk about you a lot” “Don’t believe them, I keep a sock in my pants” 😭

[@FestArc]

I remember the yo-yo. He went through all kinds of toys in the show. I remember when he started playing with the GameBoy.

[@madcat789]

Won't a blood test help to figure out what he has?

[@alexdelaloire8739]

It needs to target something to test to be efficient (well that what I've been told but I'm not sure: For example, they need to know what they're testing his blood for)

[@everlasting9292]

Only if the blood is tested for it. A blood test won’t tell someone that they’re pregnant if it’s not run for it’s hCG levels.

[@gasun1274]

well you wouldnt just have a patient with a mystery condition and have every test known to mankind done on his blood

[@dancingdevil9965]

It has to be targeted. They have to know what to test for. A blood test isn’t where you just put the blood in a magical device that goes “oh yeah this is it!”

[@Schnitzel_23]

You've to know what you're testing for

[@brimstoneclub]

Love the kid actor, this was a good episode

[@samueleveleigh2767]

anyone else love how all the miracle cure bots swarm this video thinking its a real medical video.

[@cherrydelrey1949]

See, this is why I don't let people touch me.

[@misterhanimal]

EW! He scratched the sores?! Omg....

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Maybe they were itchy.

[@misterhanimal]

@@andrewvelonis5940 Yes, but then the nasty little bugger didn't wash his hands AND was touching strangers?!

[@jazzandfriends1]

@@misterhanimal god doesn't believe in hygiene obviously

[@omnistpagan3282]

@@misterhanimalMakes me shiver just to think about it.

[@Gypsy-Tongue]

Herpies sores leak fluid and if you don’t wash your hands it can spread by touch and even spread to the brain but it’s rare but can happen. Thats why when i had my first HSV-1 outbreak and I scratched my lip i dosed my hands in hand sanitizer to make sure i wouldn’t spread it.

[@temuwest9914]

Does anybody remember the episode where House electrocuted himself to see if there was "Another side"? When he regained consciousness he seemed to have saw/felt something but I can't remember what his conclusion was.

[@chasejohnson5644]

That was a Season 4 episode called 97 seconds. House had a clinic patient who had died in a car crash for 97 seconds before he was resuscitated, and saw something amazing. When House met him he tried again by electrocuting himself with a knife in a wall-socket, then told House that he was convinced there was something beyond. House pondered it for a while and tried it himself. I think he even used the same knife. Afterward he tried to talk to the clinic patient, but turns out he died for real since electrocuting his internal organs after a car crash caused them to fail. House's conclusion was that there was nothing on the other side since he didn't see anything.

[@anastasiabeaverhausen8652]

William Katt looks AMAZING!!!!! ❤

[@FatKarma999]

If he was wearing a hospital gown, how did no one notice his butt boils-- especially if he would have had to scratch the gown aside??

[@heatheryovanoff6361]

Hugh Laurie, Kelly Reilly (Yellowstone) and Freddie Highmore (The Good Doctor). All great English actors 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@superderfmen]

If you are talking about that I am a surgeon guy then I'd have to heavily disagree. The idea of an autistic surgeon who crumbles under pressure or stressful situations is not only dumb and clearly a woke idea but would never happen in real life anyways so I wouldn't care to begin with.

[@condor2279]

​@@superderfmenAwful script, but he did a good job of it.

[@SifGreyfang]

The fact Chase didnt even try to stop him from touching that womans face

[@mandyellis876]

The dad’s The Greatest American Hero! Haven’t seen that guy for ages!!

[@bigfrankfraser1391]

as someone who had oncolytic virus therapy (i was a volunteer for trials) its scary to think that one disease cures another so well, i had bone cancer in my orbital bone

[@supremebuffalo6322]

I am a faith healer! I have powers! NO NO NO DAD I NEVER HAD SEX! religion as a shield, in a nutshell 😂

[@scp-682atanti-ql-paneu6]

The father: I won't let u help my son The doctors: you left us with no choice RELEASE THE KRAKEN * house drives his car into the building with 30 solutions as to how to heal the boy*

[@bluesnake1713]

House, carries the CANE. Though it ain't murdering a brother.

[@tatalsaba]

Unlike the son, the father has some wisdom.

[@mengtantan5816]

House is wonderfull, he play this caracter so very well, love him❤

[@jakecroc]

Kid just proved that he was the ultimate hypocrite and a liar. In God’s eyes, I don’t think he’s going to be seeing angels again anytime soon

[@msutkowski504]

Sammmmeee! I love it so so much!

[@askjeevescosby2928]

"Sorry son im a scientologist, lord zenu says lumbar puncture"

[@gdash1996]

The Kid was nothing but a cult leader in training

[@HistoryMediaStar]

You would be amazed the amount of STDs that are prevalent in the so-called conservative religious communities. And of course, because they refuse/ban the teaching of sex education the numbers in these communities are continuing to rise just like teenage pregnancy. For example, currently in Mississippi, there is a outbreak of syphilis.

[@markgarrett3647]

50 million Americans have been aborted since 1973 and divorce rates have gone up as well but SexEds so effective right?

[@joylynbateman4015]

So if I want to go around and heal people and pretend to have powers, all I need to do is infect myself with a cancer attacking virus. “Add that to notes”

[@michaelsong5555]

I feel sorry for the girl. She put her faith in the wrong thing. Her tumor's coming back, which means she's gonna be so much worse off, because she would put her faith in imaginary friend instead of medicine and science.

[@crystallight328]

She put her faith in that boy not an imaginary friend. She let him touch her face.

[@sebastianmaregatti]

Well small silver lining is she got more time and was able to take the trip she always wanted to go on

[@CajunReaper95]

I can for once see where Wilson is coming from, but as a cancer survivor you always have to expect the worst and hope for the best!

[@do9138]

He can't heal himself? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleyhenderson1329]

Why even come to the hospital if you are going to refuse treatment?

[@shanereilly1480]

To say that finding a scientific explanation for something means it's no longer insanely improbable or "miraculous" means you fail at not just faith, but mathematics.

[@ClockMaster_3100]

Man: GOD WILL HEAL ME *dies* Man : god why didn’t you heal me God: bruh I sent like 5 doctors to help you

[@iamhimmiii_nutron]

1. Jeremiah 33:3 “Call to me and I will answer you, and will tell you great and hidden things that you have not known.” 2. Psalm 85:8 “Let me hear what God the LORD will speak, for he will speak peace to his people, to his saints; but let them not turn back to folly. 3. Psalm 119:105 “Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.” 4. Mark 4:24 “And he said to them, ‘Pay attention to what you hear: with the measure you use, it will be measured to you, and still more will be added to you.’” 5. John 10:27 “My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.” 6. John 10:16 “And I have other sheep that are not of this fold. I must bring them also, and they will listen to my voice. So there will be one flock, one shepherd.” 7. John 14:26 “But the Helper, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, he will teach you all things and bring to your remembrance all that I have said to you.” 8. Hebrews 4:12 “For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” 9. James 1:19 “Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger.” 10. Revelation 3:20 “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me.” God wants to help you with every area of your life-including parenting! When you begin to expect to hear His still, small voice every day, you will! And it will become a comfort and guide for you that will bring great and abundant things.

[@uadialesandra]

*MR OBALAR* ON KZbin CURED ME TOTALLY ❤❤…

[@TheXtremeBoltGuy]

"It's not psychosis, he's just religious." Yeah, um... what's the difference, exactly?

[@CajunReaper95]

There’s a big difference, however I am religious but i rely on medical professionals for my health issues not god however there are religious based hospitals that do use medicine so not all religions shy away from using the hospital!

[@Carriedteamavatar]

So I wonder if he all the sudden became the perfect “child of God” bc his parents didn’t approve of sex before marriage and he wanted them not to find out so he did everything to keep them from finding out….

[@uadialesandra]

*MR OBALAR* ON KZbin CURED ME TOTALLY ❤❤…

[@tjewett1967]

It would be better if all the "god" people just stayed home and waited for their healer instead of clogging up hospitals.

[@spiceboyog9083]

He definitely aided people if their health.

[@egalvan5305]

it’s the gift that keeps on givin

[@Tmanaz480]

House plays "What a friend we have in Jesus" on the piano.

[@Hi-Hono]

Touching my face (as a stranger) is the quickest way to get put into a forever box.

[@rosepuppy1984]

God: **gives people with the knowledge to figure out what’s wrong and potentially save their lives** These people: “I’d rather leave it in God’s hands”

[@The_Dark_Lord-69]

Seriously? No one is mentioning that this young man is a future leader of mankind residence against cybernetic organisms?

[@lulusue99]

As a Christian who is chronically ill, do I believe God can perform miracles? Yes. Do I believe God can use doctors, modern day medicine and science to make those miracles happen? Yes.

[@jimmyreece5781]

Wrong