20 Ugliest Cars Of The 1980's kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYC4n2hjoK2sjdU
@Gametester110-qf8vs3 ай бұрын
5:21 I think it looks cool.
@gloryBE-o1w2 ай бұрын
@@Gametester110-qf8vs the cars some of them were ugly and some not so , anyway that voice narrator is so annoying
@edc8909Ай бұрын
You can have them all. I'll keep my 2018 camary 😅
@multicyclist6 ай бұрын
Any of these look better than a Cybertruck including the thumbnail.
@genestallons59266 ай бұрын
Yeah , the Cyber truck. Ugliest vehicle put out by the richest man on the planet . IDK who approved this ugly turd being produced. I also can't imagine winning one of these in a lottery . I would sell it before opening the door
@frstwhsprs6 ай бұрын
My dumbass saw the thumbnail and thought it's a real car, then I realized it's AI generated. Then I remembered the Renault Backwards car existed.
@ExtrovertedCenobite6 ай бұрын
Amen!
@dewardroy65316 ай бұрын
TRUE 100%
@mick-berry53316 ай бұрын
Most of these cars still look much better than todays ugly and bulky SUVs.
@UKMike20096 ай бұрын
I won't lie, I'd have a Riviera or a Thunderbird in a heartbeat.
@jimmiesmith58116 ай бұрын
I'd like the 70 Riviera
@guysolis58436 ай бұрын
You, sir are a righteous man!
@hcrun6 ай бұрын
Most certainly. It's not ugly! Who's the idiot who cobbled this list up?
@lancasterritzyescargotdine26026 ай бұрын
Both are only pretty as long as you blind yourself to the previous generation of each.
@DISGUYROX6 ай бұрын
I had 5 mid 60 Rivieras, 3 65's, a 66 & one 67. The 65 was the greatest American car ever built. I hope to have one more before I get put in the garage.
@nitro74cs2 ай бұрын
Loving the narration and the terms used to describe the overall concept. Couldn't get any better, seriously this is far better than any comedy show as the narrator's sense of humour is 10/10. Keep up the good work. Subscribed and liked.
@kennethanway79796 ай бұрын
Gremlin wasn't ugly!
@krisswegemer11636 ай бұрын
The Gremlin was super cool!
@davidbrown85176 ай бұрын
Oh yes it was.
@davidsingleton98646 ай бұрын
Saab Sonnet was a disaster
@shaytepes73516 ай бұрын
None of these cars are ugly...... Except the Gremlin Damn.....
@kaelidovid15316 ай бұрын
Cute car
@rogerdale54516 ай бұрын
Who wrote this? Hilarious. "Consumers didn't complain, because they were too busy not buying them".
@gearmeister6 ай бұрын
The narration dialog was much better than the cars were ugly... I think that the AMC Pacer was a Gremlin on crack... LOL
@spoony00se6 ай бұрын
It's AI generated crap!...
@EJBert6 ай бұрын
Feces on canvas?
@user-wy1dl2me2p6 ай бұрын
Nobody is standing in line for an EV either !!! Biden s crap !
@infidelcastro51296 ай бұрын
@@spoony00seIf this is AI generated, then we have finally found the true purpose of AI 😂 This is Brit level sarcasm lol
@romad2755 ай бұрын
I never considered the Porsche 914, Saab Sonnett, or Volvo 262C ugly. I wanted all 3.
@austindarrenor4 ай бұрын
I wanted a Gremlin. Thought it looked really cool 😎
@mike58greenberg4 ай бұрын
The Saab Sonnet was a cool-looking car for sure!
@mamoladk3 ай бұрын
The Volvo 262C isn't ugly, but I'd rather have a Volvo 780.
@RafWu3 ай бұрын
A very respectable perspective, if you ask me! I found the 914 okay and never had a problem with the Volvo Bertone, which isn't much different from many other Volvos.
@RafWu3 ай бұрын
@Scott-o6i How different was the Volvo from other Volvos of the same era? Seems to me that if you don't like the Bertone, you wouldn't like any other Volvo from that period.
@thegrimspeaker89876 ай бұрын
All of these cars are awesome. Every car today looks the same.
@3DPeter6 ай бұрын
dude, when taste would have a face you wouldn't regornize it!
@alexanderweigand67586 ай бұрын
Every Car? Sorry one of this not. At 4:30
@marvin48276 ай бұрын
Back then car designers had way more lee way to express their creativty. Now safely rules, cost cutting, etc, have resulted in mainly bland & safe designs to appeal to the masses, so the cars with a stand out character designs are more on the expensìve end of the market. Sadly most manufacturers are too focused on mass production....
@gabrielv.43586 ай бұрын
Back then they all looked alike also....
@guysolis58436 ай бұрын
No shit. Cars back in the day had personality. A girlfriend got pissed when her dad gave her a Mercury Montego but I told her "we're free" and we took that car to concerts and parties and to the lake where we made sweet, sweet love in the back of that most uncomfortable thing but we were FREE!
@thisisanfield70856 ай бұрын
“It’s lovely but have you got something smaller and shitier” lmao 😂
@toddanderson69523 ай бұрын
I'm in tears, a lot of good cuts in this, but that was the best
@jon4204 ай бұрын
OK... This is the funniest AI narration I've ever heard 😂 The review of the Riviera was brutal😂
@Sn0trocket6 ай бұрын
6:30 "And a wheel chock shaped body that must've cost *tens* of dollars to design" That got me 😄
@American.legends6 ай бұрын
😂😂😎
@jamesrecknor67526 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@gabigolescu6 ай бұрын
🤦♂️🤪😂🤣😂
@exoc16 ай бұрын
I giggled out loud. 😁
@philiprice78756 ай бұрын
gawd i thought the G wizz was ugly compared to some here but glad to see BL did not own the exclusive rights to make ugly cars.
@joel80346 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote the script on this is a sarcastic genius.
@Your.Uncle.AngMoh6 ай бұрын
AI set to "Super Sarcasm".
@1zanglang6 ай бұрын
It seems that for you sarcasm is synonym with stupidity...
@jdcp89766 ай бұрын
@@lunarpollen not trying to defend the maker of the video but Im curious about why you say that, got proves?
@ysthafellgynghori84236 ай бұрын
Sarcasm is not genius. Its the lowest form of wit.
@good-bye_blue_sky6 ай бұрын
"It's lovely but, have you got anything that is smaller and shittier?" C'mon folks....that's some funny.....................stuff!
@etienneetienne6 ай бұрын
Any of these cars looks better than more of the cars we drive today.
@rogerrendzak80556 ай бұрын
Do you possess a white cane, with a red tip on it🤨⁉️
@etienneetienne5 ай бұрын
@@rogerrendzak8055 No I just have eyes and know how to use it
@mudman61565 ай бұрын
Yeah, today’s choices are very few and far between. They’re not ugly. They’re just not pretty. They have no style at all. They’re just rolling blobs of nothingness. And they all look the same. Interesting, daring designs are now a thing of the past. I doubt we’ll ever see another 1978 Lincoln Continental Mark V or a 67 Oldsmobile Tornado. Those days are over with.
@centralscrutinizer95915 ай бұрын
Stuck in the 80's are ya?
@carlosrosas72495 ай бұрын
@@mudman6156 That's probably with the american cars . You should look to the European cars . Style was never your strong thing but I think you have learned a lot with the european designers .
@scubatrucker68066 ай бұрын
Boat tail is my favorite Riviera ❤
@nycj3ahudson3416 ай бұрын
"BOAT TAIL" is my favorite 7th-Series PACKARD Model 735 (1930)...
@dickgoesinya94196 ай бұрын
I worked at a Buick dealership in 1972-1974 during my last high school years. All the Buicks were nice well-made cars. I always loved the Wildcat and Riviera cars. The 1971 and 1972 Riviera were flat-out bad ass looking cars! The 1973 model looked great as well, but they had to put that ugly extended front bumper on like all cars that year. The government has a way of f*cking everything up.
@trainnerd30296 ай бұрын
1965 Buick Riviera is arguably the most beautiful car ever built! The headlights are another case… They are the coolest put on any automobile… Ever!!
@billg20256 ай бұрын
I had a 65 Riviera Gran Sport. I miss that car was a showstopper.
@veygathis6 ай бұрын
Indeed
@lennartdahlback6 ай бұрын
Some of these cars are lemons. However, after a decade of pork chop and potato design, lemons are refreshing.
@lancasterritzyescargotdine26026 ай бұрын
Potatoes and pork chops are preferable to lemons any day: 1950s-1960s cars are prime rib and Beef Wellington. Everything Detroit built post-1972 are lemons and Limburger cheese of the worst variety.
@ronk98306 ай бұрын
The owner had a comfortable place to enjoy lunch while waiting for the tow truck. 😂😂😂😂
@mgguyvintagevehicles6 ай бұрын
"It's lovely but have you got anything smaller and shittier?" LMFAO!
@guysolis58436 ай бұрын
Sarcastic bastard,,love to meet his tailor!
@deans2917Ай бұрын
My favorite saying in the show. Matter of fact I will use that in my conversations from now on.
@sirhcmi36 ай бұрын
I can't believe you included the 914 and 914-6 in this list. I'll take them.
@mrgundersen31176 ай бұрын
Word!
@RealMash6 ай бұрын
@@mrgundersen3117 Americans..Cybertruck. Do I have to say more?
@MidnightPolaris8006 ай бұрын
Lol so ugly
@multa7656 ай бұрын
No, the film makers were right.
@martynwaters23586 ай бұрын
I agree. The 914 had an unique sporty look & an affordable Porsche sticker price.
@elpeto69233 ай бұрын
Porsche 914 is so beautiful
@RogerMillerInVA3 ай бұрын
The 914 is one of the most beautiful cars ever, especially the 914.6.
@andrewcrowder49586 ай бұрын
Damn, the script is vicious. I'm here for it.
@seatspud6 ай бұрын
Now imagine it read by the likes of Clarkson, Hammond, and/or May.
@bruasGT6 ай бұрын
"i'm here for it" means you do or don't like it.? not familiar with the phrase
@trannymutilator6 ай бұрын
True, but the AI voice is bad
@commandervile3946 ай бұрын
This dude was not holding back.
@commandervile3946 ай бұрын
@@bruasGT It means we like it.
@orwellboy19586 ай бұрын
Datsoon! What the hell is that? Dat-sun.
@marlobreding74026 ай бұрын
My Norwegian grandfather was hired by Nissan to name the new vehicle. He asked when do you need the name by? They said Monday, he said Dat soon? He also named Statten Island by asked the captain of the ship he arrived at Ellis Island. He said is Dat an island? True Story 😂😅
@marko78436 ай бұрын
Not to mention the "B-two-hundred-ten" and the "Two-hundred-forty Z"...
@alanprouse21936 ай бұрын
Just regular American mispronunciation, like Nee-sarn and Mozda. Not to mention Jagwar and Hunday.
@tjs1146 ай бұрын
You do know that this site uses text-to-speech, right? The t2s applications don't handle some things well. That's why they tends to stutter a bit on numbers.
@tjs1146 ай бұрын
@@alanprouse2193 Nope. Text-to-Speech software that hasn't been trained well. Anyone old enough remembers how to pronounce Datsun. Note how the software pronounces numerical model names. Jaguar in American English is Jag-War. And Hyundai Motor Company promotes in the U.S. that their name is pronounced Hun-Day. And if you ask a Korean how to pronounce Hyundai, they will say something to the effect of HYUN-day. So the American pronunciation is far closer to correct than the mangled mess the Brits do of "Hi Un Dye".
@DevinHurst-py2kr4 ай бұрын
The video gets funnier and funnier as it goes along!! Great video!!
@sirhcmi36 ай бұрын
I remember, as a kid, finding an AMC Pacer in our garage one Saturday morning. I thought my mom had lost her mind and traded in her 280Z. Luckily it was just one of her friends bad life choices. They had taken my mom's Z to tennis. The Pacer was in our garage because her friend didn't want to leave it outside because she wanted it to "retain it's value"! 🤣😂🤑
@randyhanson8376 ай бұрын
Notice that Pacer is one of few cars that DO NOT have a user group fan club.
@kathybarber52406 ай бұрын
My father bought me a car when I was a teen. I was so excited going to the AMC dealer, with my heart set on a Matador. He got a Metallic Jade Green Pacer. I knew he hated me.
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
Hide it more likely.
@MikeConrad-oj6se6 ай бұрын
Whoa that was scary.
@petuniasevan6 ай бұрын
"Retain its value"? So she'd get the nickel deposit back on the thing?
@blueabattoir6 ай бұрын
The Porsche and the Volvo Bertone don’t belong here.
@JamesAllmond6 ай бұрын
really...
@arch9enius6 ай бұрын
The Princess and the Volvo don't belong here. Replace them with a'70ss Suzuki, and another '70s Suzuki. Not sure GM hatch or the P76 belongs here either . And it gave us the underparts for the SD1. The Princesses were pretty much the most common taxi when I was growing up. But BL were pointing everyone who wanted a hatchback towards the Maxi (which is he same size as a BMW Mini).
@edwardtupper63745 ай бұрын
@@arch9enius The Princess in black was gorgeous. A lovely car to ride in as well.
@arch9enius5 ай бұрын
@@edwardtupper6374 Would look like you were on your way to a funeral though ...
@RafWu3 ай бұрын
Agreed. They were both quite acceptable.
@Frank-st6gd3 ай бұрын
Gremlin was a Awesome car. 😂
@fenrisulv666 ай бұрын
Volvo 262C is one of the most beautiful Volvo's ever made. You are actually the first i ever heard say that it's ugly. They are highly sought after.
@alexthelargue308920 күн бұрын
Mi hermano solo a tenido autos Volvo . excelente motor y buenas prestaciones! ..
@Zemaj6 ай бұрын
Hey, I owned a P-76 Leyland … until my wife of the time wrote it off in a head-on. (But she and my kids survived without so much as a scratch, which alone says much about the P-76’s advanced design.) It was the best car I’ve ever owned.
@RafWu3 ай бұрын
Pleased to hear you made out well!
@RobMacKendrickАй бұрын
Good on you! And hey, Leyland also bankrolled Top Gear's entire production run, so it's time we rethought their role in automotive history.
@GlenHineАй бұрын
And it had an all-aluminium V-8 that was way ahead of its time and surprisingly reliable
@lefantomer3 ай бұрын
Thank you! I laughed for nearly 14 minutes straight. The dis-honorary mention Granada was not only the ugliest car I ever owned but the most prone to everything on it breaking down. The alternator twice in one night was a first. Finally a road assistance mechanic mercifully set it on fire and I delivered the Fried Ford to its resting place. It was followed up by an Escort which I loved because it kept going no matter what went wrong: cracked radiator block, snapped drive belt... no, wait, that actually stopped it dead in the street. I am now the proud owner of an '05 Toyota Matrix which sees the mechanic twice a year whether it needs it or not.
@kizzume6 ай бұрын
I didn't mind the 914, it seemed ahead of its time.
@jdoesmath20656 ай бұрын
I'd love to have my '75 914 today. Appearance group and the good fuel injection. Man I miss that car.
@plantfeeder66776 ай бұрын
They were fun to drive. Light on their feet. The affordable Porsche. That's beautiful in my book.😊
@FunsongsMusicByPeterRahill6 ай бұрын
the 914-6 was sorta badged or nicknamed "The Volks-Porsche" - and really wasn't a bad little knock-around.
@BrightBlueJim6 ай бұрын
Yeah, no. Think back with an honest mind, and you will remember that your initial reaction to the 914 was probably, "THIS is a Porsche?". Yeah, we got used to it, but nobody actually loved it.
@silentepsilon8886 ай бұрын
the 914 was a joint development between VW and Porsche and while I am not sure how it was sold in the US, in Germany and other European countries it was commonly known as the VW Porsche. It was available with either a VW Engine or a Porsche Engine and the majority of vehicles sold in Germany were the VW version. So to Germans and Europeans it was clear that this was more of a VW than a Porsche.
@tygattyche25456 ай бұрын
The Volvo 262 had a great design and it became something like Volvos signature design.
@kendallevans40796 ай бұрын
True! It's iconic now when you think of Volvo
@Newf-qn3yi6 ай бұрын
Yeah Danny de Vito says so too!
@ehsnils6 ай бұрын
The worst problem with the 260 series was the V6 engine - a grenade waiting to blow with worn down cams or internal coolant leaks due to wet iron sleeves in an alu block. A French engine construction... The DeLorean also used the same engine.
@trex26216 ай бұрын
I don't see anything signature in 262. Typical 200-series below the window line and American top, never used again on Volvo.
@mamoladk6 ай бұрын
I like it, but I'd rather have a Volvo 780. images.pistonheads.com/nimg/45690/mceu_92265336821652784041559.jpg
@eddiedog12 ай бұрын
The voice over is the best ever! 😂✊🏼🤠
@tonybenci27966 ай бұрын
Who could possibly think that any car that could store a 44 gallon drum in the boot (trunk) is ugly. The P76 was a masterpiece
@HoratioFitzbastard5 ай бұрын
Wasn't as poorly made as the other BL cars of the time either.
@deliveryguy74025 ай бұрын
You could also sneak a couple buddies into the outdoor movies plus a keg of beer.
@paultaylor70824 ай бұрын
It was suppsed to be a saloon (sedan) car, not a pick up truck.
@Cogitotal3 ай бұрын
The contemporary Holdens and Ford Falcons were so ghastly the the P76 was way ahead.
@commandervile3946 ай бұрын
Bruh, this dude's commentary about these cars had me rolling, especially about the Pacer.
@artmoss68895 ай бұрын
My college girlfriend had a Pacer. It was a laugh riot.
@patrickrose12216 ай бұрын
Brilliant voice over 😆😅 What a refreshing change 👌👏 Reliant Robins were great for us bikers in winter, and you could roll them easily when you pulled up in front of your friends, by applying the handbrake while turning the wheel suddenly 😆😅🤣 landing on all three wheels was optional, but a bonus 😅😂🤣😂🤣
@mibnsharpals6 ай бұрын
The 914 is a child of its time and drives worlds better than a 911. Yes, the 911 has the more elegant proportions, but the 914 also beats the 911 in terms of comfort.
@dougpeters16256 ай бұрын
I want this guy to give the eulogy at my funeral.
@Jett-Crash6 ай бұрын
Don’t you mean “yoo-lodge-ee at your fun-ear-al”?
@tcalcut6 ай бұрын
Me too !!!
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
"you think it is bad now, just wait till you drive it"
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
He could do a run-through on Classic/ and not-so-Classic/ Funeral Hearse vehicles. Like anybody ever complained about riding in the back anyway... At least not out loud.
@stephensmith7996 ай бұрын
I wish he’d got a part in The Blues Brothers. He’d have stolen every scene.
@advocaten-nl4 ай бұрын
The video is great. The audio is brilliant
@American.legends4 ай бұрын
thanks ❤️
@neilbarnett30466 ай бұрын
In the UK, we have Reliant racing, which often appears in "Banger" or Stock Car racing nights. You can not believe just how funny a dozen lightened 3-wheelers racing round a short oval can be! They have a roll cage, but otherwise, everything is taken out except the driver's seat, an appropriately small petrol tank and a tank of water instead of a radiator. They roll over a lot and drivers "help" a flipped car back ont its wheels by driving straight at the inverted vehicle. I would have been offended at you bashing the poor old Vanden Plas Allegro, but the narration was spot on and identified exactly the flaws of one of the British motor industry's biggest mistakes. The Princess turned into the Ambassador, which was a hatchback, I drove one for a year or so and it was smooth, comfortable, extremely roomy and reliable but it was too little, too late.
@joycerichardson18106 ай бұрын
Plastic Pig Racing!
@hughjass10446 ай бұрын
18 dream cars. I love 'em all! And whatever the hell that thing is in the thumbnail, I've absolutely GOT to have one!
@Soundbrigade6 ай бұрын
Agree! Many of the cars on the list are MUST-HAVEs. The Gremlin and the Pacer are 🥰🥰🥰🥰. Had a colleague though who bought a Princess out of “shorted brain-fuse” and that car was more often in a garage than on the street.
@FlankerTanker5 ай бұрын
who ever wrote the commentary to this video should be given an award - one of the few videos on KZbin that really did make me laugh - great video, enjoyed watching and listening - Thanks
@gasgas26896 ай бұрын
The reason that the Reliant Robin existed was that in the UK you could drive any three wheel vehicle on your morotcycle licence which you passed at 16yrs old, but to drive a four wheel car you had to pass a different, more difficult car driving test. So lots of motorcyclists got married, had kids, and needed a 'car'.
@gdaholic6 ай бұрын
That’s cool! I didn’t know that!
@derekshipley-o4k5 ай бұрын
Not True. if the vehicle had a reverse gear, which the regal and Robin had, one had to have a full drivers licence.
@gasgas26895 ай бұрын
@@derekshipley-o4k not true. My brother passed his motorcycle test but never his car test. He had a couple of reliant robins and never needed to pass a car test
@artmoss68895 ай бұрын
The Robin would have been great in a crowded city like London.
@1980sforever5 ай бұрын
100% true.
@springbloom59406 ай бұрын
Someone really has a grudge with the Riviera
@franckauger94906 ай бұрын
Riviera in black robe is cute !
@46wireboy6 ай бұрын
The '69 was a looker, the '70 was butt-ugly. I had a '69 and a '63. The '63-'65s were the real lookers.
@mikeweizer31496 ай бұрын
@46wireboy If you want Butt UGLY in a Buick Riviera wait until you see the 1986-89 models a 70 Riviera is gorgeous compared to those electronic turds!!!!.
@guysolis58436 ай бұрын
Pa had a 65 Riveria with a 429 and he let me take it to Senior prom...No one else knew the car like I did but I was the king...good old days.. miss them. Chicks were so cool, clean hair, sexy and not tatts!
@franckauger94906 ай бұрын
@@guysolis5843 😉
@carlosballesteros46705 ай бұрын
Absolutely funny the speech in each case 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you've made me the day!
@shanidar6 ай бұрын
Hilarious commentary... Thank you... I subscribed
@American.legends6 ай бұрын
Thanks for subbing
@Bluesmobile36 ай бұрын
The Gremlin was a shortened Hornet
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
Made just a mile or two south of where I live in Brampton. The plant is long gone. Loes and a large parking lot. Not even a memorial plaque anywhere near there. Maybe it was best that way.
@carlbruschnigjr17576 ай бұрын
@@luckyguy600 Same thing in Kenosha, my father-in-law worked there.
@StupidEarthlings6 ай бұрын
.. and a Handsome lil feller at that.. Get it with the V8 (or add a chevy V8 of choice) and you got a Sweet whip, and envy of the block.. (k, maybe not the whole block). But look at the POS they making today, EVERYTHING (almost) looks the same.. and all the same grey colorless colors.. whatev.
@HoratioFitzbastard5 ай бұрын
My MIL had the custom Levi's version.
@curtgervelis85212 ай бұрын
This video kept me laughing for an hour. Please make more!!
@TheButcherHicks6 ай бұрын
And yet, I would love to have ANY of these cars today! It doesn't take long for the 71 Riviera to grow on you. That rear end is one of the greatest designs of that era.
@izzywaan6 ай бұрын
where are all the french cars ??? c'mon....
@user-wy1dl2me2p6 ай бұрын
Yeah !
@dadautube6 ай бұрын
yes, some French cars are / were ugly ... but not all of them ... and even the ugly ones were actually 'good' cars to use in the purpose they were designed for ... 🙂
@MichaelBradley19676 ай бұрын
That could be a whole video unto itself.
@morrisjvan6 ай бұрын
And you do mean ALL !
@hawkman93336 ай бұрын
@@dadautube Which ones weren't???
@yonbear13 ай бұрын
Love the commentary ... keep up the good work!
@RCBirds6 ай бұрын
Having lunch, while waiting for the tow truck😂😂😂 Great commented video
@deliveryguy74025 ай бұрын
Hell, that's a Ford every day.
@Cancun7716 ай бұрын
0:50 Hey hey HEY *TRIGGER WARNING!* I'm _German!_ The sight of those *panel gaps* could have KILLED me! It's almost *_Wartburg_* levels of poor craftsmanship! And even including any other Porsche beside the Panamera in this video disqualifies you from even thinking about car appearance and design. The 914 looks brilliant.
@KaviDalal-f5d2 ай бұрын
This is the funniest dialogue I've ever heard in a KZbin video. I subscribed without being asked too. Well done. Who is writing this?
@SuperMickey576 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this much over a car video! The snarky script is genius!
@frankkrunk6 ай бұрын
counterpoint: no it isn't. snark is used instead of wit.
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
He is so sarcastic. And that is why guys like his blog!
@philiprice78756 ай бұрын
commentry is Jermery Clarkson school of irony
@Bribie126 ай бұрын
The Australian P76 was brilliant, the odd one still pops up at car shows.
@HoratioFitzbastard5 ай бұрын
I still see some on the road.
@grahamrich33685 ай бұрын
Excellent video -- and brilliantly narrated!! 👏👏 😅
@HenryFrederick6 ай бұрын
Great narration - sarcastically hilarious digs...
@TexTom19816 ай бұрын
You actually like deadpan AI narration? This one is used a LOT and becomes monotonous.
@Boxpok6 ай бұрын
Yep AI can’t get a seebring “spelled phonetically” right
@MichaelRoy-hc3lz6 ай бұрын
@@TexTom1981monotonous is exactly what these cars deserve. When you're unleashing this kind of witty sarcasm is needed to make you recover from looking at these monstrosities.
@ralphsawyer95356 ай бұрын
I don't think 70 Rivies are ugly at all.
@robertglas5854Ай бұрын
Interesting, and the superbly witty, sarcastic commentary is an extra plus!!
@altbeetle6 ай бұрын
if you can't appreciate the beauty of the Porsche 914's engineering thought, that doesn't mean it's ugly. personally, I like this model more and more
@andrewdavie3866 ай бұрын
I was a P76 owner and to be honest, though I loved it... car was a nightmare. Forward opening bonnet (hood) which had a tendency to open when driving so you literally couldn't see what was coming. Was in a heavy rainstorm one day and both wipers snapped off. One day I parked at home and it literally woldn't turn off. I had to rip out the distributor cables. Did an unintentional 360 in it when going around a gentle corner one day. For all that, though, it had a lovely engine and a fair bit of grunt. The V8 engines, in particular, were particularly sought after.
@malcolmgee68126 ай бұрын
Not to mention that when set up correctly these were a great race car on NZs tight and twisty circuits. Left Falcons and Monaro for dead . Have to admit though they could be beaten by another Leyland at times. The mighty Mini.
@weskitten5 ай бұрын
Executive? Super?
@russelldawkins90943 ай бұрын
This was excellent and I agree with every choice and loved the pointed, biting, deserved commentary. Subscribed. Bravo.
@monkmchorning6 ай бұрын
The Porsche 914 has a utilitarian charm.
@dmandman96 ай бұрын
True. If it wasn’t a Porshe , it would have actually been considered a decent looking car. But it just doesn’t look like a Porshe
@forestghost76 ай бұрын
I drove one Miami - NY in 18 hrs (5 speed 914 - 6), it was capable and comfy, memorable trip
@monkmchorning6 ай бұрын
@@forestghost7 I never owned one, but I got a ride in one while hitchhiking as a student. It wasn't fast, but it cornered as if on rails.
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
German Engineering eh Herr Bartlet? Hands up!
@GAIS4146 ай бұрын
One of my neighbors had an orange Porsche 914 back in the late 70's. I was about 5 years old, and I remember thinking that it looked like it was driving backwards.
@cloudbudget5 ай бұрын
A ton of fun! Some shocking designs and funny commentary! The Gremlin and Pacer were odd, but there is something about them that warms my heart. AMC took design chances and the risk taken deserves some kudos. : )
@chairrider24626 ай бұрын
The Sonnet III was stunning! I had one when I was a young man. It looked like a F100 Super Saber with the wings clipped. It was sporty, reliable and even economical. What was there to not like?
@mrgundersen31176 ай бұрын
Spot on! Saab was brillant! Rest in peace..
@johngraves68786 ай бұрын
Yeah, I adored the Sonett, almost bought one.
@fantabuloussnuffaluffagus6 ай бұрын
I guess there's some one that likes almost anything. Like Rakfisk, or an angry f*t chick with purple hair.
@stevewales72666 ай бұрын
My dad nearly bought a Sonnett ll. But he didn't fit in it, so he bought a 68 SAAB 96. I later had the rubber bumper 1972 Sonnett lll, and then a "crash test" bumper 1974 Sonnett lll. I loved them. Especially as Minnesota winter sports cars when fitted with 4 dedicated mud and snow tires.
@kenbrown28086 ай бұрын
I think it looks better than the "classic" saab the writer called an improvement.
@jamessalomon93436 ай бұрын
I owned a Plymouth Cricket (AKA Hillman Avenger). It was such a dog it stopped at fire hydrants and telephone poles. After a year it needed a muffler. The muffler cost $250 which was a lot of money in 1974. After a year of driving this beast, I gave it to my dad. He drove it for around a year before a woman in a Buick crushed it in a rear end accident. It was a good thing my dad was driving. I would have run back, kissed the woman on the lips and offered to name my first born after her.
@angelicasilberstein39286 ай бұрын
Despite I do believe in your bad experience, I already heard many issues related to Plymouth Cricket a.k.a. Sunbeam Avenger . Here writing back from Argentina: can you believe the domestic assembled Hillman was produced in over 300,000 units since 1971 `til 1991 ? That was the most dependable car ever made in this region. Me owned the earlier version ( Dodge 1500, exact sibling of the Brit Hiillman ) and the latest edition , rebadged and relaunched neverless than from Volkswagen, called the Volkswagen 1500 . To tell you in shorts : this is the car thet never ever absolutely ever left me stranded . Possibly Volkswagen de Argentina corrected and improved its inherent features from the original Hillman. Yet please believe me : there is a cult`s crew for all ex-Hillman Avengers , proven the most reliable car ever !!!
@jamessalomon93436 ай бұрын
@@angelicasilberstein3928 The dealer who sold me this car stopped supplying parts a few months after I bought it. The speedometer cable broke after 8 months, and I was never able to replace it. The car's suspension was so stiffly sprung you felt every pebble on the street.
@billwhite97036 ай бұрын
@@angelicasilberstein3928 I admire loyalty.
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
Rented one out of Halifax NS Killed a robin with its radio aerial I thought it was cool, the wife not so much. I mean what are the odds, my friends? It was his time. She made me stop, recite the Lord's prayer, and chuck it into the long grass.
@angelicasilberstein39286 ай бұрын
@@billwhite9703 much thanks , really
@odgeetv85155 ай бұрын
Very cool classic unusual cars 😮
@tpxchallenger6 ай бұрын
My Dad was an engineer at American Motors in the 1970s and was given various cars to use. We had a green Gremlin for a while. It was an ok car but you have to wonder why they called it a Gremlin, which is a troublesome imp resonsible for creating unexplained problems.
@mockmonkey16 ай бұрын
6:13 Perhaps the CitiCar was the early prototype for Huey, Dewey and Louie in "Silent Running".
@chowpuppy45372 ай бұрын
I usually take issue with "Top Ten Worst" video clips, but I'm giving this one my highest praise. This has been thoroughly researched, and there's not a bad selection in the bunch. (AMC Pacer has always been my undisputed champ in the world of ugly cars.) The script is witty, funny and mostly well-written, and the announcer delivers his lines without ever sounding smarmy. Props to this channel.
@Aygo846 ай бұрын
I wouldn't say that half of the cars are ugly, they're pretty much in the average of what was the design trends of that era. 95% of today's american mastodon crossovers and SUVs are uglier than these.
@lordterra13776 ай бұрын
Gremlin is awesome, this guy is insane.
@Varangian_af_Scaniae6 ай бұрын
Sure buddy!
@deedeewinchur6 ай бұрын
So is Pacer
@bradtaylor80963 ай бұрын
I love the Gremmy!!!
@erikwige13534 ай бұрын
❤👍👍 mooie auto 🚘
@John-wg6xw6 ай бұрын
He called the Datsun a "Datsoon" .
@Colorado_Native6 ай бұрын
Yes, because a long time ago Nissan wanted a different name for the cars it was shipping out of country. They hired a German public relations firm and said, "We need a new name for our cars by the end of the week." The PR firm guy said, "Dat-soon?" And it stuck. A very old joke from the 70s.
@John-wg6xw6 ай бұрын
@@Colorado_Native HA! I Never heard that one!
@gabrielv.43586 ай бұрын
datsunofabit....
@Colorado_Native6 ай бұрын
@@gabrielv.4358 datwun...
@prunesauce6 ай бұрын
It’s the same AI generated voice like TikTok’s woman voice Lol 😆 First thing that hit me too, mate! Good comment 👍👍
@jorgezarco92696 ай бұрын
"Otto, there's a Gremlin on the side of the bus!" -Bart Simpson
@rickodit72564 ай бұрын
Love your sarcastic comical narration, i enjoyed it
@chrispalmer98386 ай бұрын
"British Leyland collapsed and had to be nationalised" Which killed them off completely...
@mutteringmale6 ай бұрын
What is worse than a car made by a communist Yugoslavia) or socialist country (Australia)? A car made by nationalizing a bad car company and using over paid union workers.
@mickeyflynn54276 ай бұрын
I remember my aunt coming home from the dealership in a Pacer. She was so proud until her brother said, “If you ever crash that thing you’re sure to die from being cut up by all that glass!”
@mikelight4955 ай бұрын
what a nice nephew. he destroyed what should have been a priceless memory for his aunt. not only did he ruin that day. she probably was embarrassed & self conscious by the car. he gave her a serious case of buyers remorse. I hope she was wealthy & cut this prick out of her will. obviously he is a vicious spoiled brat.
@mikelight4955 ай бұрын
I must correct myself it was her brother that ruined her good feelings not her nephew.
@jamesdeschenes83074 ай бұрын
Top notch writing and narration! Thank you
@notroll12796 ай бұрын
The VDP Allegro didn't only have the stick-on radiator grille nicked from Jaguar and luxury interiors. The Vanden Plas workshops took the original Austin Allegro bodies apart, added lots of sound deadening and re-assembled them to much higher quality standards. So not only were they more comfy than the Allegro - they were a lot more likely to work as an Allegro was supposed to work than any original Allegro. So even if the radiator grille is a silly addition - a well maintained VDP is probably a much better buy than a comparable Allegro. Furthermore, I never found anything wrong with the looks of the Saab Sonett.
@mrgundersen31176 ай бұрын
The only thing ugly on a sonet, was the horrible 5 miles bumpers the Americans added .
@florkgagga6 ай бұрын
And the Princess? An absolutely gorgeous car, my dad drove an Austin maxi from like 75-78, turned out to be too rusty, Opel were the cars for us foreigners in Zürich (vauxhall to the British) but when I saw the Princess as a kid in the 80s I thought oh Austin still around, good, nice car.
@notroll12796 ай бұрын
@@florkgagga They had a reputation of being rather unreliable and prone to rust - but I found their design rather unconventional, not particularly ugly - with the exception of the Wolseley variant built during the very early part of the Princess lifespan. I think the Wolseley radiator grille made the car look like a sad anteater....
@mark..A6 ай бұрын
The Austin ambassador was nice in metallic red
@buildthis996 ай бұрын
I might be wrong though I believe there was a VDP Princess too, the very best VDP was the Rover SD1 plus the Vitesse, which my father owned. pure class.
@PowerTom2866 ай бұрын
In Germany we called it British Elend, what translates to Misery, LOL
@edwardtupper63745 ай бұрын
That's hilarious because it's accurate
@georgehenderson77835 ай бұрын
"The Mustang II was a strong seller" That car, especially the Charlie's Angels version was cool af.
@fd46396 ай бұрын
Buick Riviera looks awesome actually
@michaelcourtney27546 ай бұрын
I'm guessing the cover image is so ugly because AI isn't good at creating images of cars yet.
@thomasharding18386 ай бұрын
Just because AI put three headlights on one side and only two on the other and made the front fenders so the wheels can't turn but the rear wheel unfettered doesn't mean that the car is ugly. It means it is CLICKBAIT! AND IT HAS REAR WHEEL STEERING. IT'S A ZERO TURN CAR!!!! What a great idea.
@edwardtupper63745 ай бұрын
@@thomasharding1838 I thought it was based on a Renault 12TL
@jon4203 ай бұрын
The Gremlin had uncommon good looks
@gilwood75306 ай бұрын
I was a kid when the GREMLIN came out ...I LOVED THEM and still do
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
They had some cool colours. Electric Blue Almost a mauve with a tinge of blue. I liked it. Special interior seat covers made like blue jeans. Very innovative in that time period.
@KingOFuh6 ай бұрын
70's MG's had that ugly bumper on front for the AMERICAN MARKET. Now they are significantly worth LESS than other MGs
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
Still, see them at car shows in parking lots around souther Ontario. Not a fan.
@javichanjapan5 ай бұрын
Great video! 👍🏻subscribed
@MrZlodeus6 ай бұрын
"until the 900 came along" - the SAAB 900's rear end makes it look like a dog sitting down to poop 😜but generally everyone's view on whether a car is beatiful or ugly is *very* subjective. No one is unbiased and thus no one can lay claim to his view being the absolute truth.
@sirbum19186 ай бұрын
I see you don't like dogs. Heaven just became much harder for you to enter!
@crankychris26 ай бұрын
belongs on a Chevy van....shows early '60's Ford Econoline. "My readers don't know the difference'.
@xaingwu6 ай бұрын
Saw that actual van a couple of times. Including shortly after it wrecked on the freeway.
@Moment-143 ай бұрын
I know... I just saw that was gonna comment...wtf haha
@nomaam90775 ай бұрын
2:14 - The 914 is an ugly car? You're pretty much alone in that opinion.
@russelldawkins90943 ай бұрын
I don’t think so!
@salvatoreiadarola84202 ай бұрын
è veramente molto brutta la 914!
@davidfairchild68826 ай бұрын
"Apparently there are a lot of short people with bad taste...". BaaaHaaaHaaa!
@auto-Insight-yt6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jdcp89766 ай бұрын
12:51
@richardmiller66706 ай бұрын
What's ugly all the cars are all classics now and worth more now stop looking and start driving them
@Thenogomogo-zo3un6 ай бұрын
The only thing that makes them classics is their rarity. They were so much rubbish that very few escaped the crusher
@Davidgoldenswan5 ай бұрын
I must confess 🤔i ❤cars people say are ugly 🎉 when you look at todays💩 these old cars are works of art😍
@tonydrake4626 ай бұрын
As an Australian - I always wanted a P76 - you nailed it - which is why I wanted one... it's rare and $$$ now...
@rosewhite---6 ай бұрын
71 boat tail Riviera was beautiful!
@unreliablenarrator66493 ай бұрын
OK, the narration on the Buick Riviera hooked me. Subscribed.
@beatglauser94446 ай бұрын
The 1969 T-Bird was uglier than the 1970 model! It seems you hate the legendary "Knudsen Nose" that many Fords had, mainly the European models. Many people love this nose style and regard it as classic.
@JoeL-re1dc6 ай бұрын
I owned a '68.... that 429 would shove you right on down the hiway.... When gas jumped to .58 cents a gallon, I thought I was going to go bankrupt..... lol
@edgarsnake28576 ай бұрын
My father had an AMC Pacer for awhile. It was goddamn ugly. I've always been puzzled by ugly cars. Who could take these designs all the way to actual production?
@marko78436 ай бұрын
I knew someone who was very large and was driving a Coupe DeVille when the second oil crisis hit. So he traded in on a Pacer, "the first wiiide small car." 😁
@luckyguy6006 ай бұрын
Have you seen some of the Asian-built Toyotas for 2024? I rest my case.