180 Million Dollar Star Wars Fanfic

A boring Jedi police procedural

[@mojojojo560]

22M an episode is absurd. It's got to be tax fraud.

[@SgtTraz]

or they are snorting the 22m$ in the form of white powder

[@jimmyb79]

If they film in England, our moronic government refunds 50% of the production costs or something similar.

[@dragonback6075]

The money is going on Hedcases penis (envy) transplant 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@smuj77]

Cheapest worst painted sets I’ve ever seen. And every shot is in a tiny stupid set 😭

[@BizznessBox]

They lose 1 billion dollars a year on trash but don’t want to pay the park workers a living wage

[@darkoz1692]

22 million an episode? I'm convinced that Disney is money laundering.

[@Eneeki]

No, they are tanking peoples 401K's on purpose. Keep in mind that Disney was considered a modern day blue chip stock that many 401k's and funds use as low risk investments. Iger is doing this on purpose on behalf of the W E F. Woke comes from the W E F, so trashing the company using woke ideology leads right back to the same people who want you to own nothing and rent everything from them.

[@user-jz2mx1nl4d]

Steven Seagal 'smiles'

[@willumbermarchant5510]

They're paying themselves as they now own the entire supply chain.

[@Mouse_Metal]

Possible. But it still doesn´t explain the atrocious "quality" of their shows. They could wash💰 through overpriced stuff which is actually good and generates more money.

[@pyropulseIXXI]

What money would they need to launder? Are you suggesting that they have a substantial revenue from illegal sources?

[@nadilenebudski]

Twins that were separated for 15+ years on the opposite sides of the galaxy yet they have identical haircuts.

[@audeamus1180]

The budget was a bit tight to get extra hair stylists......

[@Gorbz]

Also neither of them have picked up scars or tattoos that the other has not in that time.

[@FoulPet]

I used to work with a girl who's twin would visit the store. You could easily tell them apart. They acted,talked, and dressed differently. Had different hair styles and put on makeup differently. They would have to actively try and fool you to pull it off.

[@crazyralph6386]

Guess they don’t have weave in a galaxy far far away? 😂

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@FoulPetsome twins are identical in almost every way irl.

[@30noir]

You have to commend Hollywood's highly original attack on piracy - they've decided to produce content so bad you won't want to watch it for free.

[@stephenkelley6268]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@RustCole01]

Lol, banger comments

[@The_Reality_Filter]

Is there a tempest in you?

[@30noir]

@@The_Reality_Filter That's a weird comment. Where you going with it?

[@buttscarlton1490]

​@30noir it's a Guyladriel quote that the writers stole from Elizabeth, starring Cate Blanchet

[@michaelreich4827]

If Headland was a man, she'd be in jail for helping Harvey commit his crimes.

[@DoodsUnited]

What's even worse is that as a lesbian, she should be in jail even as a wahman, dood.

[@sheriffbrackett7281]

I always thought she was the offspring of Sylvia Plath and a Gammorean Guard.

[@clancydowrca]

Thank you she got away with everything because she's female and gay

[@troffle]

@@sheriffbrackett7281 I cannot help but feel both the Gamorrean and Plath would have a right to feel insulted here.

[@seekthevisceral]

@@troffle Hedlund: "I LOVE The Jar Bell!"

[@amarcellus1714]

Torbin is the smartest character. He drank the poison to get the fuck out of this show.

[@vinirossa]

LMAO 🤣🤣 so true

[@iGame3D]

LOL

[@budgiecat9039]

Funny bur the scene still dodnt make sense. He knew who she was and he was willing to die by her hand so why didnt he allow her to kill him the day before. Very stupid. Can the Jedi just not sense other Jedi anymore? What happened to that? And this whole trial of 'you must kill the Jedi without weapons' Pretty sure daggers and poison can be considered weapons.... This show is retarded 😂

[@kittydaddy2023]

he had the last "meh"

[@Brandon_1404]

Coincidentally, the only white male character.

[@milton1448]

So, Godzilla Minus 1 cost LESS than 1 episode? ROFL!!!!

[@aragmarverilian8238]

Glorious Japanese storytelling and efficiency vs cucked Hollyweird.

[@BleeDinglies]

You could make 15 Godzilla Minus 1s for the cost of the 8 episodes.

[@johno1544]

That's crazy when you put it that way. I think the Shehulk episodes cost like $20 million each too

[@Jay-jb2vr]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@user-gs8jv4oq6w]

Yeah but Godzilla minus one kinda sucks

[@cenationofjnu]

it is a must skip show.

[@Mark_Knight]

Looking at vids and clips.... It's the same poorly written female writing...it's essentially like a 90's sitcom in terms of filmwork, line delivery, and humor. It doesn't make sense.

[@aragmarverilian8238]

@@Mark_Knight They feel that this is the most glorious thing ever... at least in their void of imagination and creativity heads.

[@sicqnuschannel4126]

The costumes were so crap I thought it was cosplay.

[@Hiccuple]

Comic-con outfits look better. Seriously, where did the budget for this show go. It was seriously misspent. Disney, fire Kennedy for wasting more of your money. Follow through with something for once and for your shareholders. Kennedy keeps misappropriating funds and costing your company millions, if not billions.

[@censorthispuertorican]

Cheap material aside, they're also too clean. None of the outfits look worn. At all. It's like everyone in the universe picked up their dry cleaning on the same day.

[@budgiecat9039]

​@@censorthispuertoricanwell we did see Yord half naked literally dry cleaning his outfit in the middle of a ship like a moron so. Man this show is terrible

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

@@Hiccuple Cosplayers actually care about their costumes and their craft. That's the big difference. No amount of money can replace true passion.

[@freedone.]

I remember a time when we'd watch Star Wars for fun to escape to some exciting place. Now we want to escape from the travesty that is the dreary, modern Star Wars...

[@stephaniepage4334]

Same

[@hemaccabe4292]

Once upon a time, being the IP holder conferred absolute control over a brand. That day is dead. If the IP holder refuses to bring out new content or insists on only bringing out degraded content, then we can make our own. I invite all my fellow Star Wars fans to enjoy another unauthorized novel completely free. Just google Legend of the Harp Jedi.

[@Shineinpoverty]

If there is a reference to such important problems as climate "catastrophe", I will not be surprised at all.

[@aragmarverilian8238]

Indie creators are forging new fantasy and space opera IPs every month. Do not lose hope :D

[@hemaccabe4292]

@@aragmarverilian8238 Once upon a time, being the IP holder conferred absolute control over a brand. That day is dead. If the IP holder refuses to bring out new content or insists on only bringing out degraded content, then we can make our own. I invite all my fellow Star Wars fans to enjoy another unauthorized novel completely free. Just google Legend of the Harp Jedi.

[@ipawilzon]

also that "green bald lady" is also Headlands wife... so THAT'S why that terrible dialogue / actor was shoehorned in there.

[@lesigh1749]

Leslye Headland is typical of woke feminist vampires, she made the show to be all about herself. Its main themes are female dominance with weak subservient men, lesbianism with children created without fathers, and moral relativism, where good and evil are societal constructs and the villain is just as valid as the assumed heroes who are shown to be corrupt and flawed. Its basically the wished for reality of a bad person who cant stand that society sees her as bad.

[@pretorious700]

She's a caricature of a satire.

[@erikdayne5429]

Apparently Headland also had some kind of long lost sister, which she incorporated into this story with the twin sisters

[@JustinVillemure]

No wonder these children are failures… one committing crimes (ending ppl) the other failed being a jedi… households need fathers to heighten development and discipline…

[@ChocolateCylon]

That closing statement is the most accurate description of individuals like her that I’ve read in a long time.

[@Deetroiter]

Don't forget that she's a full on 4aci3t as well. Went on TV and said her whole point was "to make white people cry". Now, she can cry with her show getting dragged and the public knows exactly what kind of person she is.

[@SeeFoodDie]

The Acolyte script makes Tumblr fan fiction look like masterpieces.

[@budgiecat9039]

I feel kinda bad for ignoring the many Star Wars fan films over the years since im willing to bet the majority of them make the writing, cinematography and direction on this show look even more terrible than it is

[@Mr.Ekshin]

Acolyte: The Farce Awokens - For those of us who thought nobody could ever top the cringe of the Holiday Special.

[@kiethveseyofficial]

@@Mr.Ekshin The thing with the holiday special is the writers were all high on cocaine when they were writing the script.

[@Mr.Ekshin]

@@kiethveseyofficial - Not sure which is worse... writers that are high on drugs, or writers sitting high atop their virtue signaling soapboxes. I guess they're both cringe and nonsensical... but the latter is also dripping with condescension.

[@thel1355]

This TV show is seemingly fueled only by narcissism and spite. I long for the days when TV executives just wanted to make money.

[@snatchadams69]

This stuff is just a money laundering front...

[@liamereiam]

I remember when TV executives wanted to entertain people!

[@NYC_LIBERAL]

​@@liamereiamTV Executives just wanted to sell commercials

[@B3L13V3R]

Best comment!! ...Maybe...

[@budgiecat9039]

​@@NYC_LIBERALeven Cable tv? 🤔

[@dr.edwardkevorkian]

The ONLY person that COULD act was killed in the first 10 minutes... lol

[@pigpuke]

I'm not sure I'd call what Carrie-Anne Moss does "acting" either, tbh. I've seen her in other things and she seems to play the same wooden character in those too.

[@geoffreybrockmeier3765]

Moss? Seriously? She’s a terrible actress.

[@dr.edwardkevorkian]

@@geoffreybrockmeier3765 But the best they had to offer in The Crapolyte... 💩

[@rezaruki3912]

She is just doing a "Matrix" martial art thing and thats it.

[@TurinStark5]

@@pigpuke You haven't seen Fido then

[@jadynfelix]

i find it funny each episode cost more than Godzilla Minus One. Inferior writing, inferior characters, inferior story, and inferior respect to lore.

[@ASpooneyBard]

I always say "good ideas are free" and that can be extended to writing. Obviously, people write for a living and get paid for it (and they should) but hiring a writer who cares about what they are writing and respects what came before costs the same as hiring someone who doesn't. The only explanation is that no one on this show cared about anything.

[@jadynfelix]

@@ASpooneyBard true, although I will say I think they do “care” about certain subjects. None of them pertain to the source material or its subsequent fanbase that comes with the source material. They could have easily just made this its own thing but chose to make it a part of Star Wars lore. Sad

[@shcdemolisher]

The sheer price and budget makes me think that it should be investigated because that sounds like laundering money to offshore accounts, no episode of ANY show should cost that much! PERIOD! We need budget restrictions, I don’t care what effects you use, if they look this shitty, then it’s poorly used and meant to cover their asses.

[@AlexD-os8hw]

2:25 - No adults were involved in the making of this show.

[@alexedwards6509]

What is the point in spinning several times in a weird gymnastics display when in a fight for your life? You lose spatial awareness. You lose sight of your opponent. And you have no control while air-borne

[@budgiecat9039]

​@@alexedwards6509basically trying to mimic Chinese Wuxia wire-fu films and the Matrix yet failing to come close to those levels while slso not understanding how that is breaking mythos, lore and general Star Wars aesthetic Lucas crafted. Its also weird how Leslye seems to diss Lucas Youd think Lucas was some sexist racist nazi they way theyre trying so hard to divert from his creations. Leslye might also be channeling Kathleen Kennedy's spite, which is odd for Kathleen to do since she was basically gifted this position from Lucas. But i do remember Spielberg not mentioning her on stage when talking about Indiana Jones and giving accolades to Lucas and John Williams. She and her husband were right fhere too and looked pissed and walked off so i wouldnt be surprised she holds a grudge.

[@Ricktellx]

At first I thought it was one of those jokes that are made with the doors of airports or shopping malls. but not. In episode 1, the green jedi master can be seen using "the force" to open a door, which already opens automatically by itself. Superb script.

[@chicanohek]

I noticed that as well, but considering that the green Jedi is the showrunners wife, I’m sure no one on set was willing to speak up

[@rclaws3230]

Having worked in OSHA-compliant companies where OSHA is mentioned in every other breath, every mention of the protag's name causes me painful PTSD flinches and cringes of existential embarrassment.

[@samn6760]

I had the exact same thought! Naming her osha is hilarious

[@Mouse_Metal]

@@samn6760 It´s such a generic and overused name. So is Mae.

[@roberthelm87]

Same

[@nervenllarena4948]

yeah and naming squid guy sol cuz hes from south korea WTF LOL

[@Tubesmaney]

Lol. True!

[@brocksamson7164]

Cartman depicting KK could not be more true.....

[@budgiecat9039]

I cant even laugh anymore because at this point its not even parody its like a documentary/ biography

[@Iffy350]

The aliens in this series look like discount Guardians of the Galaxy aliens.

[@Mouse_Metal]

They look like unused AI generated concepts for Rebel Moon.

[@pretorious700]

Leslye Headland should be sweeping floors.

[@agrumpymonkey5800]

Or tearing up carpets……

[@pigpuke]

She'd probably fk that up too

[@drinkxyz]

Sweeping floors... in prison.

[@AD-nr5dt]

Robert Kyosaki educating younglings about rich dad poor dad is just what this franchise was missing

[@jnnx]

This is probably the best joke in the comments section.

[@CraftedModulation2]

I would pay to watch THAT SHOW!!!!!!

[@Pers0n97]

Oh god, they even gave the black guy that obnoxious Miles Morales haircut... How embarassing.

[@matthewmilan6979]

Jediabetes is the single best description of Disney Lucasfilm I have seen.

[@Zoloft77]

Anger is not the way of the Jedi....... before tripping and falling.

[@glitterkitty1979]

Totally agree 😂😂😂

[@scottgun]

When you say "Osha" I keep thinking a safety-inspector is running around writing up worksites for violations. Sounds like that wouldn't be any worse than this show. Lol

[@peterixxx]

It would be actually subverting expectations. Could turn into a monty python style skit after a short intro, and it would be a 1000000 times better.

[@pigpuke]

That would be a far better show, tbh

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

I'm almost positive that space fire was an OSHA violation. And a violation of several physical laws.

[@gnarwhal7562]

I watched UFC 302 with the boys and we got an ad for this show. I asked them what they thought of it, and their response point blank was, "there's another Star Wars show? Man, they're really milking that cash cow, aren't they?" 😂😂😂

[@alex9x9]

Yea, only that the cow has dried up 8 years ago. Now they are beating the skeleton of a long dead horse

[@budgiecat9039]

​​@@alex9x9You know when Disney bought Fox Family in 2000 for around 6.3 billion, a good chunk of that was Power Rangers, an IP debuted in 1993, that by 1995 had grown into a multi billion dollar franchise, and they ran that IP in the ground so bad that nine years later, they sold it back to its creator Haim Saban for 65 million. Then he immediately turned around and sold it to Hasbro for 555 million.

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

Anyone who watched a Star War after 1999 expecting it to be dignified or compelling needs to see a shrink tbh. The video games lingered for maybe half a decade after that but it's been pure shit for the entire time gen alpha have been alive.

[@budgiecat9039]

@@ULTRAOutdoorsman Yes good call. Gen Alpha started 2010. Disney bought Star Wars 2012. So it tracks. I'm so ashamed of George Lucas. He became the very thing he hated. A corporate sellout

[@councilofkarens729]

"Do you know why Disney show sink, yet other shows float?.........

[@HipsterCthulhu]

​@@user-ef5ug6jx5nthis made my day.

[@alexrogers9051]

I want to make an IT joke about throwing this show down the drain.

[@Hlbkomer]

Because the creators are dumb as a rock.

[@crushinrussian07]

Disney only looks down, embracing the darkness. Other shows look up, feeling the darkness yet resisting its pull downward.

[@kmm3458]

😂

[@thepunchableface1506]

Headland's direction to the actors playing Jedi - "Slower and less intense".

[@benedeknagy8497]

The crashlanding scene is hillarious. Tens of thousands tons of metal bouncing left and right like a cheap plastic toy.

[@tinymetaltrees]

The Force is your little sister throwing a tantrum because you have something that she doesn't have so mom makes you share and your sister throws it all on the floor and ruins it just so that you can't have it because she never wanted it anyway.

[@RustCole01]

You want to talk about something champ? It's okay, you're among friends.

[@OvalRock]

That's also Lucasfilm.

[@Darth_Lex]

Sounds about right. 👍

[@NYC_LIBERAL]

​@@RustCole01 The Force is gay.

[@chrispatrick4331]

I love merchandising opportunity character 🤣

[@sidd_not_vicious2609]

buy product and consume product then buy more product... what's this you want quality and a good story.. no no no this is modern star wars where all we create is recycled re hashed re skinned bullshit over and over and over again. come on now swallow some more because it will never stop.

[@atlanta2076]

Your metaphores and comparisons are IMPECCABLE! "70s prog rock keyboard player" ♥

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

Disney needs to fire the alien designers they've been using in the sequels and this show. Every single new alien is some grey blob with their nose in a weird position and with a bunch of facial hair. It's crazy a couple of nerds 40 years ago were able to make so many cool and memorable alien designs for just the cantina scene while one of the biggest companies in the world can't make a single one.

[@LordElfa]

That's what happens when you hire people based on physical attributes rather than skill and interest.

[@Mouse_Metal]

I hate the "human but with weird skin color/weird tumors on their head" lazy designs infinitely more. They are ugly and uncreative. The padawan character´s design makes me physically sick.

[@shcdemolisher]

​@@Mouse_Metal Yeah, it reminds me of Star Trek, but that could be explained due to limited budget and creativity at the time. Even Star Trek can do it better.

[@darkwarrior6102]

Never forget, Anakin destroyed the death star.

[@awsomkid3735]

But didn't Luke do that

[@ViIgax]

Leslye Headland is absolutely spot on. Our whole perception of Star Wars has been incredibly off-mark. To think we cherished it as a saga that masterfully wove together elements of myth, complex morality, and the timeless struggle of light against darkness, within an expansive, meticulously crafted universe. How utterly quaint of us! It seems we've been utterly blind to its true essence: an intergalactic teenage fanfiction, brimming with self-insert characters who gallivant across the stars, unburdened by depth or growth. Why bother with the intricate dance of politics, the philosophical ponderings on the nature of power and responsibility, or the nuanced portrayal of humanity (and alien-ity) in all its complexity? Why invest in crafting a story that explores the delicate balances of the Force, when it's much simpler to pen down a universe that caters to the whims of adolescent fantasy? Forget the painstakingly constructed lore, the epic narratives that span generations, and the careful character development that has inspired millions across the globe. No, no, let's just reduce it all to a cosmic-scale teenage diary entry. After all, what value do themes of sacrifice, redemption, and the enduring hope in the face of overwhelming darkness have, when you can have your very own cosmic soap opera? Bravo, Leslye. Bravo.

[@ThePariahDark]

I am so glad you watched this... so I don't have to. I'd rather eat a sword.

[@jaxkommish]

Echo hits it out of the park again

[@MrsMacLover]

as he does

[@sidd_not_vicious2609]

this "time period" of television and movies will definitely be looked on in the future as one of the WORST time periods for any true art or creation. nothing here is real any longer. all these movies are being made to launder money and to destroy the franchise for whatever sick reason they have to do so.. seriously this is the worst era of entertainment I have yet to live through in my 51 years. miss the 80s and 90s more and more everyday

[@councilofkarens729]

To Quote Az, when reviewing the show "You're BOOOORING!"

[@dragonback6075]

😁 Annnnnnd Gay & Lame 🤣🤣🤣

[@kiethveseyofficial]

Pronouns, gender ambiguity, modern day Californian shit.

[@dr.edwardkevorkian]

The Cylon joke killed me LMAO 😂🤣☠

[@lingusdingua4889]

The favors that they owe Harvey's assistant would blow your mind.

[@johnpendarvis7885]

That's an interesting spin, and possibly explains why this horrid no talent harpy is anywhere near her position.

[@consonaadversapars]

Acolyte isn't Fanfic, fans love the franchises they make fiction for...

[@kirkdarling4120]

I came her to say that.

[@michaelfields7088]

Carrie Anne-Moss is The Matriarchix. LMAO!

[@SW-fn7cl]

Nice 👌

[@SureJungle23247]

It's like Pigs In Space from the Muppet Show, except that was funny.

[@SgtTraz]

Where did the $ Millions go? They stole this money for sure

[@snatchadams69]

Money laundering for sure

[@marcmarc1967]

DEI requirements, intimacy coordinators, etc, etc.

[@mikusoxlongius]

Money to keep Leslye from snitching...

[@silverscorpio24]

My favorite part was when Chewy was declared King of the Monsters after he smout the Balrog's ruin upon the mountain side.

[@TheOldMan-75]

And once again I just don't understand how someone with no prior SciFi experience gets handed such a massive project.

[@kirkdarling4120]

Because she was committed to the correct political message. Professional Soviet soldiers also wondered how Communist party members with no prior military experience wound up being their superior officers.

[@linus116]

To be fair… Dave Filoni did something similar in the Clone Wars animated show when everyone thought Ahsoka killed that prisoner but none of them could read her emotions to know she was telling the truth. Lesbian Headlamp is just taking after her new Master Davina Filonia

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

They also seem to forget that this show is set before the fall. Yet Jedi are cut down with ease. If it was this easy for one Jedi/Sith apprentice to kill jedi why did they ever hide for thousands of years?

[@davidgatsby3775]

It fucks up Bane's rule of two as well. That prob isn't even canon anymore but Bane and his successor all the way up to Darth Plaguis and Palpatine were meant to be the gate keepers of sith and with the darkside of the force concentrated within the master and with the apprentice vying to one day obtain it. If Darth Plaguis and his master were around, they would of felt in the darkside shifts in focus and would of definitely searched out whoever was trying to shoe into their lineage and system and murder them like Palp did to Maul and his brother in the clone wars.

[@Mouse_Metal]

@@davidgatsby3775 "Gatekeeping baaad!!! Toxic man Darth Bane baaaad because he´s oppressing the Sith with his rule of 2!!!" - Leslie Head Land/Dave Felony/KKK

[@jamesbridges9589]

The Star Wars Holiday Special feels closer to Star Wars than this steaming pile.

[@AusomeA]

deadpan delivery of “oh my god, our expectations have been subverted” 10/10 ⭐️

[@VisiblyPinkUnicorn]

3:39 Bill: "Joe, I know you had an hard life: you were born on the planet Druhzyaka by the son of the infamous space pirate known as Killbeard. Treated like you were your grand-father, you tried to show you were different by joining the Federation Army to bring justice and protect peace in the galaxy, until you got framed for the death of the High General of the 3° battalion army during the siege of the gas giant Jhfealn and had to run here, on the icy planet of Suefva, where you lived until now as a modest and mostly unknown hydroponic farmer..." Joe: "Why are you telling me my story?" Bill: "For the audience" *turn towards the camera* "do you get it? Do you get... do you get it?"

[@darealpapajon]

Did they really name her osha like the government organization osha

[@damo7776]

Episode 2. I got up and started cleaning the house. That's how little I cared for this piece of crap

[@joshuahartman1640]

😂 You earned a subscription for the title "Jediabetes!" I'm still laughing!

[@michaelfranzgarcia7769]

the floating guy and his small fake legs

[@leyenda6149]

In the spirit of Doctor Who, the Acolyte will retcon to explain how humans came to appear a long time ago a galaxy far, far away & became the dominant species.

[@rexstetson1717]

Only in Disney Star Wars would you get a body positive Wookiee.

[@jd8606]

"Flubber xenomorph" hits so fuckin hard. I love it

[@BlazingOwnager]

1:06 Come on, that's Iron Man's child with Isaac from the Orville, clearly

[@johnmoorefilm]

The prison-ship guard dude has a sweet cassette-deck for a mouth…😂

[@johnpendarvis7885]

The 4th wave Feminists have taken over Star Wars, and it ain't coming back in one piece.

[@majacelejewska3333]

in what way is it feminist?

[@lulukomadori9651]

I like how these "High republic jedis" can do mind probes despite it being an dark side power also, more new aliens yet none ever get to be part of the team, the most that talk was an green women

[@iGame3D]

The Republic is corrupt.

[@hslojewski]

I like your style, Chamberlain! Looking forward to your future Acolyte opinions.

[@Gorbz]

ADR guy doesn't know the meaning of the word "betrayed". He says he betrayed Osha, but their sole interaction is him screaming and running off. There was no agreement for him to help her, thus he did not betray her.

[@nicholastotoro7721]

Apparently fire in space works like Tie Bombers in space... ignoring the lack of gravity.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

It's wrong on two counts: flames in microgravity are spherical and there's no atmosphere in space to make flames billow anyway. Other than that they nailed it.

[@ideletemyelf1585]

i just came here to give a thumbs up for the thumbnail... Jediabetes... well played sir, well played

[@JonathanMonks-mx5mb]

You never fail to make me openly and unexpectedly laugh out loud. 😂

[@Microblitz]

I name this show "The Sackoshite".

[@highrofellos6721]

I didn't realize Carrie Ann Moss was so down-trodden. To go from the Original Trinity....to what they made her in "Ressurections" to THIS?!?!?! Geez. Inflation really hitting actors hard.

[@Robert-Peterson]

The vast, vast majority of actors are every-day working employee stiffs like everyone else. Being an actor does not mean you're rich.

[@fluxnekta]

I didn’t even think of the fire in space thing.no oxygen no fire 🫣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@garavin]

There can be fires in space but they don't look anything like the campfire we got in Acolyte Ep 1. Seriously, a 2 minute Google search could have told them that. Lazy lazy writing.

[@infiad1275]

Maybe it was an EV battery fire. Nobody can put those out for days! 😂😂

[@freakinElvis]

The harvesting of grain comment made me smile

[@Arominit]

They've finally done it, 100% pure distilled cringe!

[@Jimmie2429]

5:00 The green Jedi chic, get ready to be surprised, is Headland’s girlfriend. Worldwide search for that actress, I guess.

[@davecollins6122]

This universe should have stade Far, Far away.

[@brianlockwood5649]

I’ve noticed physical fitness isn’t real important in the Jedi Order anymore. Jedi mind trick” You want to get me a large pepperoni pizza…..”

[@JustinVillemure]

Acolyte = AGayLight

[@kawashima-yoshiko]

Assholyte

[@majacelejewska3333]

theres no single gay character there?

[@JustinVillemure]

@@majacelejewska3333 you aren’t aware of the showrunner and lead actress talking about it being gay have you? Also main character has motherS - my joke lands better than the crashed ship in ep 1.

[@majacelejewska3333]

@@JustinVillemure if its gonna tirn gay then im gonna be super happy bc we have so much star wars media and somehow the only queer couples are in the books. I dont see whats your proboem with finally including gay ppl

[@JustinVillemure]

@@majacelejewska3333 I don't know where you get the context I have a problem with gay characters. I have a problem with trash writing, which AGayLight (Acolyte) is. You are bias. You need gay in entertainment and media for it to be of value? Sad. I'm a man, one of my all time favorite movies features a strong female lead - hell, my favorite Star Wars movie is Rogue One. I also love Puss in Boots Last Wish as best animated film - I don't identify as a cat or any animal, yet absolutely loved it and can relate to Puss - a cat, not by looks, but what he deals with. I have cancer - my life could end anyday, I feel and relate to what Puss is going through. In all these films, the characters' sexuality is not the key factor... you need more to your identity if that's all you're looking for in media... Also, in Star Wars, the only romance that mattered was Anakin and Padme - AND IT IS STRICTLY FOR THE PLOT: Luke and Leia -- romance in Star Wars is not of any grand importance if you have acumen of the story it is telling.

[@P.Brocklehurst]

Fire in space? Ed Wood would be so proud.

[@majacelejewska3333]

theres been a lot of fires in space? did you miss them all?

[@mosespray4510]

When a fire starts burning on the exterior of your spaceship, you should always try to cover it with a saucepan, you know, to smother it...

[@DJdext]

I'm not sure why the algorithm recommended your video but I'm glad it did. You had me at David Lynch. Liked and subbed.

[@jamesc8968]

Woth his accent i just choose to believe Echo Chamberlain is just Temura Morrison smiting Star Wars from the shadows after they fucked him over in Book of Boba Fett

[@BillyraycyrusIII]

They should make an obese Sith Lord, just to be inclusive.

[@Biohazard219]

I'd watch an 8 hour cut of slow-motion wheat farming than any minute of the acolyte

[@sockergris]

Production value is good and the characters are fitting of Star Wars. Too bad the writers and people in charge of this are complete and absolute morons. Another franchise turned to dust, thank you Disney.

[@darrancoyle8394]

THE FORCE IS FKD!

[@WhiteDragon689]

KK will declare the force is ...her.

[@iceheart862]

I wouldn't call it fan fiction because that would require being a fan.

[@CouchCoop128]

The lynch cut was genius, he could be the last of the greats

[@DJSelphi]

Every thought I subconsciously had about this show, you had managed to put into every detail with this video

[@umbrellacorp.]

So the same people that made She-Hulk are still there.

[@MasticinaAkicta]

So it is the usual from Disney. Well, more time to watch the OLD pre Disney stuff.

[@MrBartleby451]

$22 milllion per episode, I can't begin to imagine how they spent that amount. It certainly wasn't on writers though.

[@todayontheinternet9576]

See Carrie Moss was in The Matrix, and she did alot of kung-fu, so we can basically 2x member berries by having her be a kung fu jedi master, who also we need to kill before we establish any reason to like her character. - the logic of writing behind this show.

[@nickkowak9628]

180 million dollars budget...

[@Yabuturtle]

I sometimes wish Star Wars would go to the public domain. Yeah, some people would make stupid stuff for the sake of it, but I feel a lot of fans would make good stories if it was open to the public. Because they are fans and fans generally don't like seeing their favorite franchises suck, so they put more effort into it most of the time. Like how modders will often make better stuff to put in a video game than the official developers.

[@kiethveseyofficial]

Yeah, they won’t till late 2090s or the early 22nd century the Prequels and the OG Trilogy will enter public domain (A miracle they did released copyrights on Winnie The Pooh and Steamboat Mickey). All of the Millennial audience and the previous generations before us will be a long dead by the time Star Wars goes public domain (showing how much a pos Disney truly is with copyright).

[@zeroman614]

$1million per minute.

[@Darkmiss7078]

Best description of the abomination to date, good work. 👍

[@brandscape356]

I know a bunch of people are prequel apologists now, but George Lucas's depiction of the Jedi in Episodes 1-3 was a disaster for Star Wars.

[@jakeviolet2195]

George waited too long to make the prequels and he lost his mojo. I don't know what prevented him from making the prequels right after the first three, when his creative fires were still burning hot. But I think they would have been better if he did. I think I read somewhere that he was waiting for technology to catch up, so he could include all that crappy early 00s plasticky CGI. That definitely was not worth waiting for.

[@dennismoore1116]

@@jakeviolet2195 I think the positive contributions of George Lucas' first wife are overlooked. None of his movies were much good after they divorced. Star Wars or otherwise.

[@jimmyb79]

My comment was deleted, I used the word “moronic” - just seeing if it gets deleted again

[@thenapalmbrothershq5585]

Just use the r word next time.

[@RustCole01]

Use zeros to replace o's or put a space in the middle of the word. Easiest way to beat the cens0rs

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

No

[@charleslaine]

freeze frame this at 0:44. It looks like one of those AI-generated "1950s Panavision" versions of whatever. I mean, literally. That's what this looks like.

[@HomersIlliad]

No matter what that guy does, "Anakin blowing up the Death Star" will forever be his legacy.