18th Century Field Fortifications: Turning a Church into a Fort

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Brandon Fisichella

Brandon Fisichella

Күн бұрын

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@mdccxcii6340
@mdccxcii6340 Жыл бұрын
"The doors of the lord's house are open to all." - The man who didn't read the field fortification manual.
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
"...except the French army. For them we blockade the roads."
@colbygordon6936
@colbygordon6936 19 күн бұрын
​​@@BrandonF "German army barracks, french suburb, all looks the same from angels 20." -RAF Lancaster pilot, probably.
@samr6408
@samr6408 Жыл бұрын
This came out just in time. The enemy is fast approaching and I will now begin to construct my fortifications
@CaribbeanHistory
@CaribbeanHistory Жыл бұрын
In July of 1898, a garrison of 55 Spanish soldiers were forced to withdraw to the church of Baler during the Philippine insurrection (which coincided with the Spanish-American War). The church was the only stone structure in the village. They stored as much food and ammunition possible and managed to hold out for an impressive 11 months before finally surrendering. The Filipinos had similar weapons and artillery but couldn’t break the defenders. The Spanish sent frequent sorties to take out the artillery and steal food. By the end of the siege in June of 1899, the Spanish lost only 2 men to gunfire, 2 deserted and 12 died of disease. They’re known as the Últimos de Filipinas and the church still survives to this day
@Nat3ski
@Nat3ski Жыл бұрын
They made a film about this, I think, called our last men in the phillipines.
@shaider1982
@shaider1982 Жыл бұрын
​@@Nat3skiI think that movie was the one with Jericho Rosales.
@yarilolz
@yarilolz Жыл бұрын
Great to see Warhammer 40k covered on your channel
@allenhoe1776
@allenhoe1776 Жыл бұрын
Warhammer churches don’t have to defend from an army. Warhammer churches *are* an army.
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t Жыл бұрын
@@allenhoe1776 Sometimes the churches are spaceships, too.
@ChristheRedcoat
@ChristheRedcoat Жыл бұрын
Fortifying churches, you say? (Laughs in Tavington)
@GorillaWithACellphone
@GorillaWithACellphone Жыл бұрын
Brandon is now a tutorial youtuber. I love it.
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
And if this video does well, there are tons of other really cool examples in these books, like how to fortify old castles and manor houses!
@GeorgianPapist514
@GeorgianPapist514 Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonFCan’t wait for “How to set up defensive fortifications in your suburban backyard”
@zuo3063
@zuo3063 Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonF please make more of these!!! This was great.
@jeffjag2691
@jeffjag2691 Жыл бұрын
This video adds to my theory that plains frontier towns built the church first partly as a fort in case of attack by the Natives.
@masongoser5627
@masongoser5627 8 ай бұрын
@@GeorgianPapist514 honestly, learning how to fortify a suburban backyard in the style of the 18th century would be a trip.
@cappinjocj9316
@cappinjocj9316 Жыл бұрын
Up here in Cumbria, there are countless examples of churches and other structures that are clearly designed for defence. It’s not uncommon to see bits of farm houses that are clearly earlier defensible positions. Arrow/ musket slits and murder holes built into what are now cow sheds or barns.
@giftzwerg7345
@giftzwerg7345 Жыл бұрын
They mid still be used
@theblackknight5716
@theblackknight5716 Жыл бұрын
Thank your Brandon. This really helped me improve my fortifications and defensive capabilities, I'd like twice if I could.
@Texian_1836
@Texian_1836 Жыл бұрын
Some people forget that the Alamo was a Spanish mission before it became a mishift fort. Yes it like all Spanish missions on the North American frontier were designed to withstand Native American raids, but it was never intended for defense against a European styled force. The famous Alamo building was an unfinished chapel.
@luisandres5310
@luisandres5310 Жыл бұрын
During the sieges of Zaragoza in 1808-1809 churches and convents were used in great effect to defend against the frech assaults. Some of them still standing today with the remains of musketshot and even cannon in their walls. Thus proving that this sturdy houses of the lord can witstand a healthy dose of iron and make some great fortification.
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz Жыл бұрын
Although a little earlier than this channels period in time covers, at the Battle of the Boyne the Jacobite troops retreated to a church using it as a defensive structure before being routed by the overwhelming forces of William of Orange. Also during the English Civil War St Mary's Church in Scarborough was used during The Great Siege of Scarborough as a defensive work for the parlimentarians as they bombarded the castle. The front part of the chruch was destroyed by counter fire from the castle and the ruins are still there today after a 5 month seige the castle finally fell and was mostly destroyed.
@thehighlander6770
@thehighlander6770 Жыл бұрын
Screw King Billy
@88porpoise
@88porpoise Жыл бұрын
​@@thehighlander6770You support the bloody papists betraying the glorious England to the French?
@wayneantoniazzi2706
@wayneantoniazzi2706 Жыл бұрын
Utterly fascinating Brandon! And you've gotten two home runs in one week! Well done! "Burn the church!" Well, it could have been worse. He could have asked you "Tell me about O-HI-O..." (Best line in the film! Man I love Jason Isaacs! He'd make a great Sherlock Holmes! Suave, commanding, and just a hint of menace.)
@Purple_694
@Purple_694 Жыл бұрын
I suppose the next time I’m up against four thousand Zulu’s I’ll have to find the nearest church!
@mattheweagles5123
@mattheweagles5123 Жыл бұрын
While walking in northern Spain I came across an old church that had been a minor battle site in the peninsula wars. The owner had found muskets shot in the grounds and pistol shot inside suggesting a final shoot out inside.
@dzelman444
@dzelman444 Жыл бұрын
Every American Civil War Battle: "Here's the 6 churches on the field" Napoleon's battles: "There was a Monastery in Italy that one time, and Someone climbed a steeple at Austerlitz but, you know, fog..." I know it happened, but they definitely didn't seem to feature nearly as much as they did in the ACW
@thetimeywimeycornerofhisto4954
@thetimeywimeycornerofhisto4954 Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. Now I'm being sieged by the police and the council revoked my planning permission.
@thegamingsentinel9238
@thegamingsentinel9238 Жыл бұрын
Instructions very useful the police as of yet been unable to enter the church
@kaijakriechbaum4727
@kaijakriechbaum4727 Жыл бұрын
thank you this will be very useful for later
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
Good luck!
@letsdiscussit6158
@letsdiscussit6158 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video, I’ve been having so much trouble with Prussians entering my Church.
@gamelandmaster3680
@gamelandmaster3680 Жыл бұрын
“He won’t be having much of a congregation” - Napoleon Bonaparte probably. Waterloo 1970 reference that popped into my head when I got a notification of this video.
@winstonslone2797
@winstonslone2797 4 ай бұрын
Very helpful for the next time I need to improvise a fortification. Great tips
@edward29345
@edward29345 Жыл бұрын
Perfect. I’m currently besieged inside a old church with a lot of material, Very useful, will keep you updated
@Red-238
@Red-238 Жыл бұрын
Can you make more field fortifications videos, because this are not only very interesting, they are also a lot of material that you could potentially cover from different eras such as Roman Empire up to great northern war
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
Truth be told, the rather abysmal performance of this video makes me think that such may not be a good idea. I will cover other topics about fortification more broadly in the future of course, but another video like this would not happen for at least a good while.
@Red-238
@Red-238 Жыл бұрын
i think you are underestimating your ability, this video is equal if not better than military history visualised, also your narration is so good that it almost makes you sound like someone living at that time explaining how you experienced the whole thing, for example in this video you sound like some officer in 1800s or in your video ww1 how western front was different, like i would like to quote you”there was no surrounding the enemy there was no cutting off their supply lines” like that sentence for some reason brought a tear to my eye mean, so in conclusion don’t sell yourself short you are one of the best historians in youtube, ohh and i don’t want to sound rude but could you someday make a video about my nation’s hero, his name is Gjergj Kastrioti or as more famously known as Skanderbeg, i would like to know how he continuously defeated the much superior ottoman army and your opinion on him, with this i bid you goodbye and have a nice day/night
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
@@Red-238 I appreciate the kind words! And I am glad that you've enjoyed my videos! Although I am afraid that Skanderbeg is a bit too far out of my time period for me to say anything all too authoritative on him.
@Red-238
@Red-238 Жыл бұрын
⁠@@BrandonF that’s okay, after all this is your channel, and you have every right to decide what you want to do, and sense you are more focused on 16th century warfare could you do a review of tercio formation similar to the Gå På video
@Lee_Enfield95
@Lee_Enfield95 Жыл бұрын
Spanish did the same in 1898 in the Philippines when facing an overwhelming force. They were under siege for almost a year.
@alansmithee8831
@alansmithee8831 Жыл бұрын
Hello Brandon. I could not help but think of the films "The Alamo" and "Zulu" although the period you describe pre-dates their times somewhat. There is an episode of Sharpe that would fit the bill, though not the one set in my family home town of Keighley.
@SEAZNDragon
@SEAZNDragon Жыл бұрын
Growing up in Texas and hearing of the Alamo I thought the fact the mission was used as a fort was a no brainer given the adobe walls and buildings. And the Spanish and Mexicans used it as a fort first. However the fortifications were better suited for natives than cannons. While the Texans tried to improved the fortifications they fell short. For example a catwalk was constructed to enable shooting over the walls but ended up exposing the defenders' upper bodies.
@alansmithee8831
@alansmithee8831 Жыл бұрын
@@SEAZNDragon There is a video on Catherine Warr channel about the people in my home city of Bradford retreating the church to defend themselves after fighting the Royalist soldiers, but they were not likely to have fortified it like this. In UK, many do not get how big Texas is. It was hard to explain n that two weeks stay in Midland was not near the Alamo to just go and see it.We did go to Juarez to see Mexico. The ancestors of the family I stayed with were there before the English speakers. We did get asked by someone, when getting off the Greyhound, if we came all the way from England on the bus. 🏜🌎🏝🚌🏖🌍🏞
@jhnshep
@jhnshep Жыл бұрын
I remember when I passed sergeant in the french foreign legion i was handed a copy of the TTA 150, text toute armée modele150, covers everything from hygiene in the field to military correspondance , preparation of a fixed defensive position hasn't changed much in 300 years, more care today on camouflage though,
@Maverick966
@Maverick966 9 ай бұрын
When me and the boys turn the church into a fort in Holdfast
@BrokenIET
@BrokenIET Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I was never sure how to do it, I'll have to give it a try to my local church tomorrow! Wish me luck!
@kaiser7975
@kaiser7975 Жыл бұрын
This information will come very handy.
@jaredparke6552
@jaredparke6552 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the attle of Cameron in Mexico in the 1860s. Would be really interesting if you could do a video on that event when about 60 French forieng legion soldiers faced off against about 3000 Mexican soldiers
@sakkra83
@sakkra83 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the concept of a fortified church stems from the middle ages. There are many chuches at the coast in Europe which double as the protective castle of the village against raiders from the sea. Southern France has a lot still standing examples of those.
@brjames87
@brjames87 Жыл бұрын
I live a block below a tall Mormon temple that looks like a castle, and is situated on top of an open hill with tall ornate metal walls around it. I can totally imagine it being a brilliant defensive position, especially for the weapons of this era or before.
@SEAZNDragon
@SEAZNDragon Жыл бұрын
Given the Mormons early history I'm sure defense was on their minds.
@brjames87
@brjames87 Жыл бұрын
Logan, UT Temple if anyone is curious
@brjames87
@brjames87 Жыл бұрын
@@SEAZNDragon For sure. They built a lot of forts as well. Still a couple of stone ones around.
@michaelsmith8028
@michaelsmith8028 Жыл бұрын
"A mighty fortress is our God" intensifies.
@georgetazberik6834
@georgetazberik6834 Жыл бұрын
I think a video like this is really important because some people need to really understand how war can tear apart the communities of regular people, it's not just a clean and orderly match of Total War.
@jamespocelinko104
@jamespocelinko104 Жыл бұрын
Here is the church, here is the steeple. Here are the troops, firing at all the people.
@greenmountainhistory7335
@greenmountainhistory7335 Жыл бұрын
15:36 there’s no escaping it. Mel is eternal.
@rayyan1255
@rayyan1255 Жыл бұрын
Brandon made the tutorial just in case you need to defend from those frogs marching in column, just keep in mind, they might have an equally effective pioneer
@nowthenzen
@nowthenzen Жыл бұрын
Battle of Camarón: Very likely the Foreign Legion officers read Bandon's book - "On 30 April, at 01:00, the 3rd company of 62 Legionnaires and three Legion officers were en route from Chiquihuite for Palo Verde, 6 hours and 22 miles away.[1]: 26  At 05:45, they reached Camerone and the La Trinidad Hacienda, its 50 meter long walls forming a square, enclosing a two-story ranch house on the north and an open stable on the south, long ago abandoned."
@samwill7259
@samwill7259 Жыл бұрын
This is the sort of thing we invented war crime laws for. Because if ancient, culturally significant churches are some of the best redoubts for your enemy. A lot of commanders are gonna start blowing them up and burning them down ahead of time just to be safe. And that is something the people who actually live here have to live with when the "glory" has been won and the soldiers have marched on home.
@amtmannb.4627
@amtmannb.4627 Жыл бұрын
To defend a church is so typical for the period! Leuthen and Ramillies are coming directly to my mind. Thank you for the great topic!
@reaver1414
@reaver1414 Жыл бұрын
In the show called SPY the British used the headstones from the local town cemetery to shield their artillery position near the town they were garrisoning. The townspeople got very upset obviously. Do you think maybe you could do a review of that show?
@GrimdarkCrusader20th
@GrimdarkCrusader20th 9 ай бұрын
Here in the states, the show was called TURN: Washington's Spies. It followed the Culper Spy Ring during the revolution who's intelligence was vital to Washington getting some momentum back.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Жыл бұрын
I recall this happening during the Siege of Puebla in 1863: the Convents of San Agustin and Santa Inés were held by Republicanos and fortified heavily against the French, who battered the town with the new 12 lber "Napoleon" guns.
@gaslightstudiosrebooted3432
@gaslightstudiosrebooted3432 Жыл бұрын
Very provocative title. No but this is honestly a pretty interesting topic.
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
But also literal!
@gaslightstudiosrebooted3432
@gaslightstudiosrebooted3432 Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonF Indeed.
@gaslightstudiosrebooted3432
@gaslightstudiosrebooted3432 Жыл бұрын
​@@BrandonFthis might also be of some use for wargamers who operate 18th century wargames at the skirmish level.
@allenhoe1776
@allenhoe1776 Жыл бұрын
Never again shall I be caught without a defaced church to defend myself…
@IronDruids
@IronDruids Жыл бұрын
Very interesting and entertaining video!
@vgalis
@vgalis Жыл бұрын
The old Saxon villages in Transylvania have lots of fortified churches from the medieval era ranging from churches with a simple taller wall around them to places where the church is surrounded by a set of walls with a room for every family in the village to retreat to. These are a bit different of course because they were built this way, not hastily turned into a fortress, but the idea is similar. The church was the sturdiest structure in town and the region was a borderland between the Austrians and the Ottomans and might often have been raided.
@itshenry8977
@itshenry8977 Жыл бұрын
Never thought i needed to know this! But now that i do i think everyone else should also!
@jte7438
@jte7438 Жыл бұрын
Yes, more of this please!
@Wizard_Pepsi
@Wizard_Pepsi Жыл бұрын
This video just puts into perspective how similar warfare of the late 1700s was to early WW1.
@jesupcolt
@jesupcolt Жыл бұрын
Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition.
@vinz4066
@vinz4066 Жыл бұрын
Thank you very much Brandon. Now I am safe from the Finanzamt. Just joking. Nobody is safe from the Finanzamt
@guardman6806
@guardman6806 Жыл бұрын
The Finanzamt is unbeatable.
@vinz4066
@vinz4066 Жыл бұрын
@@guardman6806 Unironicly one of the Most Dangerous Institutions for criminals.
@mordororc6970
@mordororc6970 Жыл бұрын
Basically Kevin home alone in the 18th century
@Gravelgratious
@Gravelgratious Жыл бұрын
Hold fast matches are about to get crazier!
@captainblue6341
@captainblue6341 Жыл бұрын
At can’t wait to use this at my next service! :)
@republicoftexas1861
@republicoftexas1861 Жыл бұрын
I can now prepare my defenses…
@lonelystrategos
@lonelystrategos Жыл бұрын
I am happy to see that this guide has anticipated the possibility of Lucius Malfoy ordering his men to burn the church.
@hickhok41
@hickhok41 Жыл бұрын
make sure mel gibson doesnt see this
@davidwennberg8773
@davidwennberg8773 Жыл бұрын
When digging defensive positions, did they ever dig grenade sumps where thrown grenades would roll down and explode without any real damage?
@The_Honourable_Bourgeouis
@The_Honourable_Bourgeouis Жыл бұрын
Could you perhaps make a video about the Operations of the H.E.I.C?
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
One of these days I plan to revisit the HEIC
@The_Honourable_Bourgeouis
@The_Honourable_Bourgeouis Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonF ok :D
@theconqueringram5295
@theconqueringram5295 Жыл бұрын
Ah, this was actually quite interesting!
@kennethhummel4409
@kennethhummel4409 Жыл бұрын
Interesting… now where can I buy a small brick church?
@cappinjocj9316
@cappinjocj9316 Жыл бұрын
Come to Cumbria, we’ve got loads.
@davidrossa4125
@davidrossa4125 Жыл бұрын
If you can’t buy it built it!
@micahistory
@micahistory Жыл бұрын
interesting, i never heard of this tactic being used before
@cd2320
@cd2320 Жыл бұрын
Will you be at Sturbridge this year? I think I saw you there a few years ago
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately not this year!
@melissamybubbles6139
@melissamybubbles6139 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know how often churches were used as defensive structures, and how vulnerable surrounding homes were to being used for military purposes.
@RilgoHodnda
@RilgoHodnda Жыл бұрын
Hey brandon, a little off topic but where do you get your reenactment pieces i.e regimental coat, cocked hat, etc?
@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines Жыл бұрын
This gives a new definition to a " Holie Place".
@amauryy4417
@amauryy4417 Жыл бұрын
Highly interesting ,thank you from Anglet that needs to be pronounced with the T , like musket😉
@letoubib21
@letoubib21 9 күн бұрын
_Ok, they ain't a field fortification, but in Alsace, for example, there are a lot of fortified churches_ *. . .*
@moreparrotsmoredereks2275
@moreparrotsmoredereks2275 Жыл бұрын
Makes me think about the Alamo
@drawslashplay7384
@drawslashplay7384 11 ай бұрын
My snowball fort will be invincible.
@LeviTheNerd
@LeviTheNerd Жыл бұрын
I leave for gettysburg tomorrow
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
Have fun!
@LeviTheNerd
@LeviTheNerd Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@historyandpoliticsexplaine4876
@historyandpoliticsexplaine4876 Жыл бұрын
Im here in case i need to use this for my house which has some similar advantage’s geographically
@spheniscusdemersus
@spheniscusdemersus Жыл бұрын
Y’all I know moblie game ads are usually bs but call of war is actually insanely good (especially if you have a buddy to play with)
@cooperchappell8310
@cooperchappell8310 Жыл бұрын
As a Christian, thank you for telling me how to turn my church into a fort, I will make sure to tell the pastor to do this.
@greenmountainhistory7335
@greenmountainhistory7335 Жыл бұрын
Sponsor deadline?
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
ayyy
@vallettapetracyneran8587
@vallettapetracyneran8587 Жыл бұрын
Question: can you cover 18th Century military justice?
@Stormoak
@Stormoak Жыл бұрын
Thank you very well. I will suggest this Tutorial to our local minister for a brief planing how we could fortify our town church into a fortress if the Russians are coming. Basically many of this instructions are common sense in our time and most certainly are used by Ukrainian Soldiers in Defense of Cities and Villages just with support of modern technology.
@BamBamBigelow.
@BamBamBigelow. Жыл бұрын
Fortress of the Lord, that is unfair advantages. Except against heathens 🤔
@chrysanthcrest
@chrysanthcrest Жыл бұрын
Can anyone please tell me the title of the music heard towards the end of the video? Thanks in advance!
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
It's actually just an unnamed channel theme that I commissioned! I haven't posted it anywhere on its own just yet.
@chrysanthcrest
@chrysanthcrest Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonF I see. I really like it! Thanks for replying.
@ellisonms
@ellisonms Жыл бұрын
Another example of using a civilian edifice as a fort? It is spelled "Rorke's Drift". The defenders there must have read the book!
@Uncle__Karl
@Uncle__Karl Жыл бұрын
Brandon would make a fine Gentleman Officer
@CMDRFandragon
@CMDRFandragon Жыл бұрын
Then while your opponent is hung up on your tiger traps and murderous farm equipment, rain hell on them with canister shot! CUz who doesnt like a filling breakfast of lead balls and fellow soldier's brain bits.
@TexasNationalist1836
@TexasNationalist1836 Жыл бұрын
The Alamo: am I a joke to you
@PauloftherdMichiganinfantry
@PauloftherdMichiganinfantry Жыл бұрын
18th century Normandy
@edspace.
@edspace. Жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough it was only 1949 when it became a war-crime to use "a Church, Mosque, Temple or other place of Religious or Secular Worship" as "a military garrison, fortification, barracks or other such structure of war except as hospital or shelter for civilians/refugees/wounded/aid workers or as a place of worship" or "to bombard, assault or other wise attack a place of Religious or Secular Worship". One thing I'm also wondering on this topic is whether part of a Church's defense would be a reluctance to attack it in the first place. Since at this time most of the armies of Europe were Christian and given how hard it is to get a person to intentionally kill another human being (Lindybeige did a video on this kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIfMqo19oqebrNU and I believe you also did one about how aiming at a specific soldier was considered murder in the 18th century) and so to a society of social animals with a decent amount of religiosity it might seem quite likely that soldiers would be reluctant to attack a church.
@cristobalvillarroel2618
@cristobalvillarroel2618 Жыл бұрын
this sounds a lot like ww1 trench systems
@nar2cc
@nar2cc Жыл бұрын
hi!
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
hi!
@nar2cc
@nar2cc Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonF another great video, good job.
@odettaabdi1111
@odettaabdi1111 Жыл бұрын
P R O M O S M 😂
@West_Coast_Mainline
@West_Coast_Mainline Жыл бұрын
We must defeat the French
@davidknight2104
@davidknight2104 Жыл бұрын
"Burn the church" 🙈 oh god nooooo! 😂
@stekra3159
@stekra3159 Жыл бұрын
Viennas Saint Stephens burned down during the sequge in WW2
@elshebactm6769
@elshebactm6769 Жыл бұрын
🗿👍🏿
@exploatores
@exploatores Жыл бұрын
most modern churches are kind of useless as a improvised fortification. Historical churches are better.
@SEAZNDragon
@SEAZNDragon Жыл бұрын
I think that was part of their initial design. For what I understand in rural European towns everyone lived in the town and their fields surrounded the town. This was in case of an attack the townspeople can run back in town and take refuge in the church with the hope the passing army wouldn't touch the church.
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
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@RyanNewman-kc8ob
@RyanNewman-kc8ob Жыл бұрын
You look like you're about to tell the teacher she forget today's homework, or snitch on someone for passing notes
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
@@RyanNewman-kc8ob Okay
@RyanNewman-kc8ob
@RyanNewman-kc8ob Жыл бұрын
@@BrandonF You look like you're about to say "erm.... guys.... we got company" in a movie. You look like the guy who said "1. 2. 3. Save some for me" in elementary school. You look like the Know-It-All kid from Polar Express. You look like when you were trying to make friends as a kid you explained the most boring shit about history. you look like you show your "Discord Kitten" your videos expecting her to be impressed with your subscriber amount, and how smart you think you are. You look the type to go on dates and then get angry that the person doesn't know about the Vodkadrinksky 46' Tank and how great it was and how amazing the soviet union was and doesn't know who the minister of ballet was in the Soviet Union. you look like you were in band class and were the type to T-Pose and play the soviet anthem. you look the type to actually say "ERM... ACSHULLALY" unironically. you probably act like Jimmy Neutron just without the intelligence. You probably think Axe is a shower-in-a-can. I think that's enough for the day.
@leonardreams9970
@leonardreams9970 5 ай бұрын
Insert gnb comment here
@salty4496
@salty4496 Жыл бұрын
:)
@stevenpremmel4116
@stevenpremmel4116 Жыл бұрын
Twice in a week? You're spoiling us.
@BrandonF
@BrandonF Жыл бұрын
I'm doing my best!
@SoldadoCatolico
@SoldadoCatolico Жыл бұрын
Umm, sorry, but the pio-benedictine canonical code actually forbids the fortification of churches. 😅
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