1998 Library Card Sign-Up

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[@paperking_real]

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card.

[@user-ny5vp9be8v]

COME ON INSIDE, WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED

[@GregAvila]

There's plenty to view or you can just sit and read

[@bobthestinky7369]

Don't forget the dewey decimal system is your friend!

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll!

[@bonkmaykr]

@@user-vi4xy1jw7e oh shit

[@turdferguson8928]

Get your "I survived Cosby High" Class of '99 shirts soon

[@LPTV84]

Who's Columbine? For 900.

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

@@LPTV84 exactly

[@HECUgrunt1998]

Actually is Chesterfield high 🤓☝️

[@IBoofRanchDressing]

​@@HECUgrunt1998dude this is so fucked up. I can't believe you wouldn't did that at Chesterfield high after posting this

[@jeank5365]

That cafeteria was really quiet, i thought it would be noisy forever, Thank you Elliot Decker!

[@Vrozini]

Skycorps videos are always the best minute of my life besides that one time a girl brushed my hand

[@Mit0borU]

Vrozini saddness

[@Blahsheep]

A girl brushed your hand? Did she use a toothbrush?

[@mr.nickname9172]

Vrozini *nice*

[@vanitymirrorss]

She brushed your hand for a full minute?? How nice of her.

[@chase_h.01]

But unlike women, only Skycorp can truly satisfy my urges

[@seberzx]

"Internet surfer!" That was indeed a title to be proud of back in the day.

[@janeappleseed2154]

I miss those days. Those were good days and nothing bad happened, mostly.

[@quasar2115]

@@janeappleseed2154 nothing bad happened? Ever heard of the Bosnian war?

[@Model_BT-7274]

@@quasar2115 or Columbine for that matter lol

[@Sara3346]

@@quasar2115 *mostly

[@ShadeATV]

@@janeappleseed2154 It was absolutely perfect

[@memerio1458]

This isn’t a real SkyCorp video because I wasn’t left speechless once it ended.

[@dolos7164]

Maybe one day you'll be quiet like the library.

[@Cieln0va]

I was

[@danwashereman]

Dolos Damn you beat me to it lmao

[@setsers1]

@@dolos7164 xD

[@LordEnder86]

@@Cieln0va same

[@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva]

I love how these vids are always dark, yet so incredibly funny. Not many people can effectively pull that off.

[@Ignirium]

Dark humor is clever.

[@andymate2006]

This kid is so talented and intelligent. He’s looking up gun techniques for the game he’s playing. Also he loves the library because it’s quiet and it’s easier to read and study.

[@phattjohnson]

That looks like a custom game.. maybe he's a game DESIGNER? I can see why he'd want quiet to keep thinking up pseudocode :P

[@RRRobertLazer]

He strikes me as a capable young lad who will one day succeed in achieving his goals

[@vadavada7605]

Gotta love Elliot Decker. There's just something special about that kid...

[@nilsjohnson2636]

Aw, I’m sure he’ll turn out just fine.

[@dimagabriel4699]

He's a straight shooter.

[@TheSonicsean]

He's gonna be well known. That's for sure

[@chlorophyll6154]

Well everyone love him, except when they know him

[@Freakazoid12345]

0:11 his passion for history is special

[@potionmonkey157]

>GzDoom >In 1998

[@wormsex]

Zdoom was first introduced in 1998 GZDoom is just the new ZDoom

[@SlimbTheSlime]

>brutal doom

[@succiboi4045]

Do you know what that wad is?

[@anddoubleuroobeer]

@@succiboi4045 the wad in the video is columbine.wad

[@mat2000100]

​@@wormsexWhy would anyone need ZDoom in 1998? I'm pretty sure Win98 could still run Doom easily.

[@gummyboots]

Thank you for bringing this character back, he’s my favorite

[@skycorphomevideo]

one of mine too

[@Blahsheep]

I like him a lot.

[@vadavada7605]

Mine too. That trench coat brings me back to my highschool days

[@TrueDTBreezy]

Hopefully we'll see more of him at some point, even as a background / side character in an unrelated skit.

[@Blahsheep]

@@TrueDTBreezy I would like to see more of him too.

[@happy_skys8820]

In the 1980s videos games didn't cause violence, library cards did

[@hemprope4326]

90s

[@probablymelgibson2344]

He was playing the columbine doom wad, interesting detail.

[@Fwoup]

You guys fill the void that The Onion's Today News left, I'm so happy this channel exists and I hope you never give up with these

[@viceversaongang]

Exactly

[@hemprope4326]

@Niyaz Honestly though the onion just isn't as funny these days ever since they were bought out.

[@hemprope4326]

@Niyaz Yup. Its unfortunate really.

[@fatalshore5068]

@@hemprope4326 Eh, just go to their channel and scroll down to the stuff from 10+ years ago and you are golden.

[@Skull19O1]

Elliot decker is such a good boi i know he will change everyones lives in the future

[@bleachedbeast5384]

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...

[@arby627]

You’d better run, better run, outrun my gun

[@kyyourneutralisminekiske7104]

He sounds like the HL announcement voice in the lab

[@itshexon]

Access denied

[@TrueDTBreezy]

Oh my God he does...

[@nolongerusing7430]

Authorized personnel only

[@SlimbTheSlime]

This. Door. Is. L o c k e d.

[@awii.neocities]

*a c c e s s d e n i e d .*

[@notaninstrument7707]

How does one get so good at 90’s Voice? The costumes effects and editing are obviously perfect but nobody’s talking abt how the voices are always perfect matches

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

It's really inspiring how Elliot still goes to school voluntarily 8 years after he's graduated. A prodigy, but a humble one

[@Orange.Solace]

Mmm yeah I do love researching and checking out books about historical genocides for my history day project so I can do an all audience participation re-enactment to end my presentation

[@TrueCicero]

This has got to be the most underrated channel on KZbin.

[@ell3655]

We had a kid like Elliot back in my school. It was awesome everyone passed that year

[@blurgle9185]

Bah-duum-t- *shotgunblast*

[@pythogron]

oh my god, that was a brilliant joke !

[@JupiterNoose]

doom with free aim? smh

[@_Killkor]

provides better learning experience for "future applications"

[@Goochbag8]

>zdoom in 1998

[@awii.neocities]

Elliot's smart, he knows how to mod doom.

[@vanitymirrorss]

Yeah I agree with the jacket guy! They SHOULD turn the cafeteria into a 2nd library! Man he really loves peace, quiet, and learning :)

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

Gotta love the quiet, calm demeanor in Elliot Dekker, and also his literary interest in a variety of different things. I just hope he has something to balance this rather lonesome experience and interaction of the world with, maybe something artsy and creative, or some sort of interactive physical activity, something that gets him out and involves the entire school community, or some sort of larger project where he can integrate his vast interests and pool of knowledge and focus it on an aspiring goal, a purpose with personal meaning to him. I am pretty sure he will find a way to become such a well-rounded person soon. As he seems to be very analytical, maybe he can find some inspiration in the philosophy of deconstruction.

[@ladystardust1483]

🖤

[@alejandroz4048]

I love the library you can read all kinds of neat stuff! Just the other day I read a book on poison, huh who would have known that the average house contains 62 toxic chemicals. With toxins like those, it could make any cafeteria quiet.

[@ruulrskybound6713]

I just realized the guy in blue shirt at 0:24 is scooting away from Elliot. He knows what's up.

[@MananaMan]

I like the library because of the 3D printer. Theres lots of useful things you create with a 3D printer. Also playing an FPS with a library setting, next to someone in a library was a hilarious visual

[@lilcritic3260]

Hes also playing the columbine Doom WAD

[@VivaLaSandwich]

I like the nods to your VA roots on this one Mr. Rodgers

[@AAAaaaaaeeeeeeeee]

That Simmons guy seems real shady to me, not like the other good lad.

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

Topical, edgy, a modern day masterpiece!

[@clray123]

What a hero, I think he later became a real librarian himself and pushed for reforms to make the cafeteria a quieter place!

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

I like how the quality is very 90's/80's and makes it difficult to tell if these commercials actually happened or not

[@actuallyvulk]

bruh Elliot be livin in 2010's playing Doom with Free Aim in the 90s

[@sensationx1277]

lol he was playing the columbine mod

[@Slimenator]

These videos would make the perfect intermission for Adult Swim between commericals and shows. You should consider sending your stuff in to the Network. I bet they would air it too

[@dimagabriel4699]

Advanced pyrotechnics, firearm techniques, crowd control...

[@NyscanRohid]

That's it. No more History Channel for you. Only cartoons and comic books in this house.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Listen to the dedication in his voice, that's a model student right there, he'll make the history books

[@rachitkorrapati5528]

*pumped up kicks starts playing*

[@Valientlink]

This could easily be a PSA lol, like "spot the signs" kind of thing similar to some training vids applying to grocery stores

[@jeansherwood2428]

Gotta admit ... That slight visual distortion is pure, sweet VHS tape. That was the sprig of parlay on the main meal of video.

[@Typicalusername43]

The fact that they actually put in the doom map that one of the columbine shooters made in this is crazy

[@Skeebins]

That is a mod created many many years after the shooting. They created doom maps, but nothing thematic or anything close to that level.

[@tobiyoarcangel]

And it seems like they're running it with some sort of Brutal Doom inspired mod.

[@adog3129]

@@Skeebins i heard that they mostly messed around and dropped random stuff in, and never really got into legitimate level design..?

[@Videogamer-555]

I heard the only thing they did with Doom was play the US Marines mod for Doom, which was a mod supposedly designed to train the Marines in armed combat.

[@traphimawari7760]

plot twist the nerd with them headphones was actually the one who downloaded the mod and he was the one planning to shoot up the school, the emo kid just stumbled upon it and he is actually just emo with great interest in ballistics and not a school shooter

[@ashlanders687]

_"A safe, peaceful environment"_ *_ok_*

[@dingbing1539]

I mean, compared to the rest of the school.

[@Productions151]

As much as I hate being a nerd, the handicapped parking sign seen at 0:07 is a new design (Modified ISA), made around 2010 (not exact on the year). This horrific lack of attention to detail knowing this is not a genuine 1998 Library Card Sign-Up video from the Chesterfield County Dept. Of Education has made my disappointment Immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@theroyalamerican4226]

How the fuck do you know this?

[@theroyalamerican4226]

@The Purifier[Mpk5 recruit] Probably because I don't keep up with handicap parking signs.

[@ricardocantoral7672]

Truly a shame. Yes sir, such a shame. A shame that nobody cares.

[@prod.lil_bat372]

​@@theroyalamerican4226 autism

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

​@@ricardocantoral7672Yeah, truly a shame. They just don't make parking signs like they used to do. Parking signs with edge to them. I blame commies, cylons, cancel culture. Ah, but those were the days...

[@sarahmichelle8929]

i love this i love all your videos I LOVE SKYCORP

[@eewilson9835]

Elliott, check out the occult section which is usually located near the librarians desk! Best place for history, as long as you can find a cozy quiet spot, which is usually near the young adult section!

[@jeb-stuart]

I happen to live in Chesterfield, this looks very convenient and safe! Thanks Skycorp!

[@randomcitizen19]

Did you go to Ghettobrooke High?

[@Retroripe]

Cool Library Book Cards! :)

[@minenice4890]

nice doom source port in '98

[@brainwashingdetergent4322]

Subtle hints to the 98/99 school year!

[@TrumpLester]

I love it when the guy just scoots away from him

[@BrokenNooby64]

Yes! Elliot’s Back!

[@nolifeweb]

Always a favorite

[@Redsi0]

Alright now I'm certain that this channel escaped from the SCP Foundation

[@LegoMoviesSuck]

*Somebody, please, give Elliot Decker a voice acting career.* 😭

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

I think he more into philosophy (nihilism), the fine arts (expressionism), but most of all (military) logistics. But I am confident he will find other ways of making his voice heard. A sort of holistic approach to all his interests, one that gets him out into the world more, eventually, maybe he will even invent some sort of interactive school project.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

The first person seems reliable, those good old books about Genocide and all of those amazing Great Wars throughout history, so much fun to read and learn.

[@gibrantrejo3258]

"Here I was minding my own business just enjoying my 2nd amendment rights, And you people have to freak out on me"

[@user-dt4sr8yl2r]

This is the most American video ever

[@PanoramicGreen]

I give Elliot Decker a Snickers bar every chance I get!

[@nuclear_blue]

The library’s got a lot of books! I like the ones about history.

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

$10 he blames it on Eminem and Marilyn Manson, and Grand Theft Auto

[@grandmasterjayd1184]

GTA in 98? Sure it existed, but didn't get big til 3.

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

@@grandmasterjayd1184 Hahaha, society blaming mass shootings on anything but bad parenting, is the joke

[@ytmndan]

Hey! It's Elliot Decker, the talented artist!

[@fuzonzord9301]

I love all the American history allusions in Elliot videos XD .

[@tylerneckbeard4294]

Elliot playing that loud ass Doom mod in the library

[@aliflamin8533]

advanced pyrotechnics, firearm techniques, ground control -Men with brown jackets, 1998

[@bigbio8816]

THE LIBRARY'S GOT A LOT OF BOOKS I LIKE THE ONES ABOUT HISTORY

[@RAMNYNE]

Like I said, I’m really happy JD is getting new hobbies

[@VoidZeroNothing]

Haha! My favorite song is also "Pumped Up Kicks"

[@hughjass2911]

Funny, because I've seen kids play those kind of games in the school library.

[@renthehag]

Somehow I legitimately managed to misread the bottom of the end card as “Cross Hairs School Production” when the tape distorted. I think I need new glasses.

[@kerokerocola99]

THE GUY'S NAME'S ELLIOT LMAOOOO

[@unjustlocket]

I have a library card, finally I can go to the library and learn

[@Fourthslip]

0:45 apply for a library card today and "explode" it all in a safe peaceful environment

[@Morbid99]

I haven't seen sage kydd in a hot minute

[@GAMEDATA1010]

That dude sounds like if the school isn't quiet he'll make it quiet with a MP5

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

The other guy seems more interested in mp3. Purely for education, though. So it is fair use. Also the, ahem, artwork in photography he downloads from FTP servers. He has a deep and special interest. Luckily the school computers offer him more than the library could ever dream of acquiring for him. His studies get deeper from day to day.

[@lemmon3903]

I'm laughing all the way throughout the video 😂

[@Freakazoid12345]

0:25 the guy scooting over in his chair...

[@ketamineheadpatrick4928]

I like the book's about... HI S T O R Y

[@HyperrealisticLuigi]

Fun fact that doom wad was made by one of the columbine shooters to practice the shooting

[@verum7360]

Chesterfield... my county. It’s surreal seeing that in a video like this lmao

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

When you realize this is set up like a twisted prequel of the Columbine shooting.

[@Xfrimz]

The computers are advanced enough to have vertical aiming in doom, damn.

[@julesgamingnstuff]

Doom 2, woot! And he's just blowing away the hanging Keen dudes!

[@mr.mcchubbs8986]

Yes

[@wood1791]

I noticed Eliot was playing the doom map made by some very nice students from a school in Colorado.

[@hemprope4326]

Yeah! Apparently they were really close friends. Glad to see such good friendships in society!

[@Puffypoo574]

Hopefully their friendship will make a positive difference in their community

[@mjbgames4963]

First Aired: September 6, 1998

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

that’s the voice of a screamer lads, or a smoker

[@TheAllMightyGodofCod]

Fun fact: he then went to play Batman in a Christopher Nolan movie.

[@tio_amazon]

Imagine a person can made a Spanish dub of any SkyCorp Home Video... that's will be... me...

[@kimmyfreak200]

love how elliot speaks like zachary davis

[@MegaTimmytommy]

Oh joy... him again...

[@zan6585]

“Crowd control.”

[@Yasticarux]

Oh hey he plays doom that’s nice

[@nastymclovin]

love how Elliot puts the book about genocide back to the shelf... fantastic humor

[@redcomet_622]

Wondered if Elliot Decker got around with that art piece that was gonna be in the library

[@jessehol2721]

Firearm techniques, crowd control

[@mntlmentos]

My man Elliot back at it again

[@edwardmerriam6970]

0:06 Hey, no one was wearing skinny jeans back in 1998. Those didn't come back until 2000-01.

[@jaydenbrockington4525]

She’s just fashion forward my guy!

[@davidnorth6050]

This would make for good PSA material

[@zarbilzerian]

The blue shirt guy. Always the blue shirt one.

[@danielwebofrito2]

outstanding video

[@80sUnt]

*_I NEED MORE VIDEOS, MAN.. D-DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.. I'LL DO ANYTHING-_*

[@ClaireSamuelsVA]

0:53 Chesterfield? More like Westerburg.

[@jacobpadilla4963]

00:53 Jacob Two-Two and the 🔟 Ten Hippopotamus 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 🦛 10 10 10 10