How to Be a Serial Killer (1998)

[@skycorphomevideo]

The Flexispot ad is real. Ads like that are what allow me to make videos. Words cannot express how much I loved making this. Please don't report it. I hope it stays up.

[@FunkyGhostHD]

This was not only one of the better recent videos from you guys but also one of the best ad integrations into any video I've ever seen. Keep up the good work ya lunatics.

[@colinbrinkley]

Report it...? Do your videos get reported often? That's a massive bummer.

[@Schu012]

That ad was so good I let it ride

[@__Hanasei__Levinus__]

​@@Negan-lo7yr Elaborate.

[@coolgamingpotatoes]

that's such a sad comment to have to make

[@RavenMobile]

That standing desk sponsor was one of the most surreal things I have ever witnessed!

[@babblingalong7689]

Surreal because of the criminally insane low price for its quality!

[@CornPop2]

the link is really in the description lol..... no really

[@carlsagan2371]

@@babblingalong7689Prices.... to die for.

[@lucbloom]

Fits so well though; only serial killers use standing desks ;-)

[@BananaWasTaken]

⁠​⁠@@CornPop2and it does say “this is a real paid advertisement from Flexispot”, just to emphasises that it’s actually real.

[@colinbrinkley]

I never thought I'd relate with a serial killer contemplating killing someone for asking for a house tour

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

AAAA SERIEL KILLER

[@mikefitzgerald18]

See we are just like you

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

​@@mikefitzgerald18🤣🤣🤣 wait a second but what if... 🤔 😶‍🌫️

[@mikefitzgerald18]

you read it right. now excuse me I have a corpse to shower with @@RandomPerson-nd2ey

[@MimeHTF5]

We are completely normal people

[@Wyklepheph]

Imagine trying to hire actors for this. "I'm filming a video tutorial about how to be a serial killer, would you like to be in it?"

[@skycorphomevideo]

By far the worst part of the job. Makes a lot of potential actors uncomfortable.

[@startrooper2345]

@@skycorphomevideo how much do u pay them

[@thejunkman]

@@startrooper2345 Depends on how well the sponsor spots do. lol

[@ottooctavius9552]

@@startrooper2345you don’t. That’s where this video comes in

[@MrSergayfgtxd]

2:28 bruh, that was the smoothest sponsorship transition ever.

[@user-tu6tn8rr6n]

The one sponsorship is actually watch ngl it was creative LOL

[@IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

When I get out of jail in 55 years, I'll be sure to apply what I learned here to my next spree.

[@ryans3074]

Funny and educational

[@ltamiChan]

Good luck bro

[@_spineless]

Somehow i feel like this guy isn't joking 💀

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

Can't wait to have you back man

[@IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

@@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer I thought your parole officer forbade you from going online.

[@AradijePresveti]

I never enjoyed a commercial this much in my entire life.

[@babblingalong7689]

And it probably will be a once in a lifetime experience!

[@Justadonkey]

internet historian does pretty funny sponsorship videos too

[@AradijePresveti]

@@Justadonkey I've seen a few good ones here and there, but this one caught me totally off guard.

[@BladedEdge]

Internet Historian, the guy who got outed as a plagiarist in a four hour video on youtube plagarism?

[@AradijePresveti]

​@@BladedEdge Always some drama on the Wide World of Web

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

I didn't follow the tutorial completely and became a cereal killer instead

[@rc59191]

My uncle did that for Halloween he hung a box of honeynut cheerios around his neck with a piece of paper on it that said killer lol. 😂

[@cujoedaman]

I took my lessons from Toucan, Son of Sam

[@shaphyshaphy]

Wasted potential

[@vir2plus]

diabetus

[@user-ic2ej3xw2s]

Good chance with your killing account 😉👍

[@lightweight1889]

Anyone watching this is now on FBI's watchlist.

[@cattersons]

you'll never catch me alive

[@joeblow5214]

You say that as though I don't collect them like 3.5 floppies..

[@onslaughtofagony6680]

Joke's on you, bud. I'm already on it.

[@leonardciavarella7515]

Indeed

[@scorpios8232]

*I CAN EXPLAIN!*

[@mahpell7173]

"Handling the corpse" *shows lubricant* BROTHER 💀

[@odairbonfim]

It's for the hacksaw. What did you think-- Oh. 💀

[@someasiandude4797]

PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS

[@thesquiddler]

At least he isn’t wasteful

[@UltraGamerAustin]

@@thesquiddler💀

[@garystinten9339]

It puts the lotion on the skin and then puts the lotion back in the basket or it gets the hose again..

[@_Killkor]

They just don't make these instructional videos like they used to. This one takes me back.

[@SplitMutton]

I remember checking this one out at the public library when I was 5. The librarian thought it was strange but my mom just said "He loves to learn new things!"

[@ballfun]

This 97 years old channel make instructions video the old fashion way

[@Spectarium]

@@ballfun its only a 30 year old channel, get it right

[@skaruts]

Recording something personal over some throwaway movie in VHS and then totally forgetting about it, was truly a thing of the 90s.

[@h2kDotheDU]

What’s fucked is I grew up neighbors with a serial killer. The guy was relatively nice and friendly. He bought lots of popcorn from me as a kid and flirted with my neighbors mom. Granted, he did also try to kidnap her one night too just before he was caught.

[@imafailedabortion1430]

Literally what

[@dioritegaming592]

wtf is this comment

[@h2kDotheDU]

@@dioritegaming592 real life

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@h2kDotheDU what was his name?

[@h2kDotheDU]

@@dylanbuchanan6511 Not going to doxx myself like that bro. He’s still in the news and people know of him.

[@samc6974]

The taping over Air Bud while making out with a severed corpse is always a road block for me. Thanks for the helpful tips!

[@SoCalDreaming87]

Yes, I agree. It happened twice in my career! Once during "The Notebook" too! Facepalm central. Hey, we all have to start somewhere.

[@ryangalvatron4451]

It happened to me as well. I actually taped over Terminator 2 by accident. I video taped myself pouring melted hot metal onto my victims face so when that portion came on it took them a while to realize the difference.

[@SoCalDreaming87]

@@ryangalvatron4451 ah, a pro, I see.

[@Matty80822]

Seriously horrific. Who the hell tapes over airbud? Its universal that we love dogs that play basketball!

[@lawnside82]

Air bud… the family dog from married with children and full house..rip

[@Luna-Starfrost]

The acting of the "killer" is so fucking good. That guy should be a professional actor

[@skycorphomevideo]

Yes! Check out Can Gavinski on KZbin or IG his stuff is really funny

[@bryanotero123]

His stern look gave me goose bumps ​@@skycorphomevideo

[@fiddlinman_1playsgames641]

Cam Gavinski? Not to be a smart aleck. Tryna check them out.​@@skycorphomevideo

[@BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta]

Yeah, jeez For a second i thought I saw a serial killer.

[@E4RLIES]

Cam Govinski 👌🏼 Linky youtube.com/@CamGavinski?si=RKVWI5KHYinbmsjS

[@dogchaser520]

"Watching Air Bud": an essential chapter to any high-quality serial killer instruction video.

[@FeralFBI]

As a struggling FBI agent who has a secret dungeon in my basement, I really appreciate this comprehensive guide. Truly, I thank you for your time..

[@tdata545]

Great actors, but the real crime here, isn't what's happening in this video or what this video is about, it's the lack of cable management. If you can tidy up a killsite, you can tidy up your cables.

[@U.F.O_0908]

Also, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

[@nuggetweeb573]

The real crime is your punctuation.

[@SilverVolo]

And if you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a bullet from an M9​@@U.F.O_0908

[@PeasantHunter]

I agree, she should have known he was a serial killer based on his poor cable management.

[@MoiraWillenov]

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!"

[@jesse6541]

Truley disturbing ... NOT squeezing the lime wedges.

[@Conta_Minated]

That’s how you know he’s a psychopath.

[@Stettafire]

...you guys squeeze your lime wedges? 😮

[@u-neekusername4430]

My only thought was just WHY WHY?!?! How could you, you BASTARD!?!?! 😰

[@ashesfrombones]

@@Stettafire YOU MONSTER!

[@KittyCatYT]

ah! knives scary.

[@justine9430]

Damn, he is such a smooth liar. Calm, quick, natural and he has this relaxed, sweet vibe about him. No wonder the neighbour bought it.

[@limitbreak2966]

0:52 “keep appropriate supplies for handling the corpse” **lubricrant** 🤨🤨🤨

[@horrorncrime555]

confirmed at the end of the vid it's whatchu thought

[@Watcher4111]

Handling lol

[@matheuspires2462]

I mean that works....

[@Jonas-Seiler]

waste not want not or something

[@matheuspires2462]

@@Jonas-Seiler your grammar is confusing

[@_barzak_3799]

wow that sponsor segment is just so well integrated

[@Psilomuscimol]

What is integated

[@_barzak_3799]

@@Psilomuscimolthanks

[@kutter_ttl6786]

​@@Psilomuscimol The sponsor segment.

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

He's done professional advertising work before, and it's all pretty great!

[@yamiru3417]

@@Psilomuscimol implemented

[@marko0fficial2]

NOT THIS RANDOMLY APEARING ON MY RECOMENDED PAGE AT 2AM😭😭😭😭

[@Pooper]

Holy shit I actually thought this was an old video. Finally a content creator who understands nostalgia

[@U.F.O_0908]

"What's with the sunglasses"? "She''s been smoking Marijuana, and she's self-conscious about her eyes". Most accurate shit ever. Happened to me yesterday. This serial killer is one relatable guy.

[@mackesaulice]

Then you relate to everyone who smoked marijuana, coz it is common knowledge.🙂

[@cassandro9445]

Happiest eyes. Love to see them ❤🌈

[@lu5513]

A drink with 2 lime slices? You know you gotta run

[@landonrivers]

run and get more limes! because now we are running out!

[@youtubedj9298]

That's actually really clever because it will make it harder to get the drinks switched on accident.

[@Lolmao144]

Now you know another red flag to look for on a Tinder date. Just remember to leave without raising suspicions

[@mr.melontoyou]

@@landonrivers😂

[@mr.melontoyou]

@@youtubedj9298true, I was thinking what if he mixed up the drinks!

[@BERSERKTHIRD]

the only such tutorial on the Internet, thank you, now I know where I made a mistake. When I get out of prison at the age of 87, I will do what I learned here. Thanks❤

[@theintrospective255]

I literally cannot stop rewatching this; it's so engaging and well-made. I'm not a serial killer I promise lmao, subscribed

[@Combine_Soldier.]

Man, this is a company to DIE for.

[@kraavok]

Definitely! It's clearly a CUT above the rest

[@RavenMobile]

@@kraavok I SAW what you did there.

[@daityaeditz]

It clearly has an OVERDOSE of entertainment.

[@Mavve69]

Yes, for sure, it had me DYING of laughter!

[@BAILEYInSKYRIM]

Man I would love to get my IDOL HANDS on that tape hahahahah😉😈

[@Tony474]

I sure hope this tutorial is aprooved by Smithers O Neil

[@lrw6447]

As do i

[@SoCalDreaming87]

Definitely. You don't want to upset that guy.

[@WyrmCyn]

He never went outside

[@tragickingdom69]

He was definitely the executive producer.

[@ruialexandre6197]

​@tragickingdom69 for sure, him and Paul Perkenstein.

[@AEricBaker]

I want to record this over an actual VHS tape and leave it lying around my house

[@banjomike]

Seamless promo. I actually refrained from skipping forward. Finally a desk I can use for my guests.

[@nukelauncher95]

That FlexiSpot ad was smooooth.

[@sherlock_backs]

Fr didnt even feel the urge to skip it

[@UnicornWashingMachine69]

I enjoyed it so much that I think I'd be ok to watching a full series of ads made in this VHS retro style with no worries lol

[@BathroomTile]

The Patrick Bateman impression is spot on

[@mateob986]

Was thinking that also, a lot of American Psycho vibes.

[@cokesquirrel]

Man I was trying to figure out if that was supposed to be a reference to Patrick Bateman

[@hobog12777]

And the "plot" is literally Netflix's Dahmer in 7 minutes.

[@Wicksman2645]

“It’s nothing, it’s just cranberry juice” - Patrick Bateman

[@great2831]

​@@cokesquirrelHis expressions are very similar to Patrick

[@mairo610]

"you don't want to alert the new neighbors, or get blood stains on the new carpet". He loves his carpet more...

[@conscioussubconsciousness1976]

This could be the type of video tape Patrick Bateman would never return 🗿

[@8bitSpartan141]

So these were the tapes Patrick kept returning

[@GermanyJerseyShore]

theyd get suspicious if he didnt and hes not the type to incur late fees or not be punctual..just wouldnt look right, ya know

[@ladystardust1483]

​@@GermanyJerseyShorewell said! 👏😁😁

[@NesosRomanus]

the genuine and sincere ad for the FlexiDesk is one of the funniest things Skycorp has ever done, holy shit

[@GoTeamScotch]

I appreciated the "this is a real ad" text at the bottom. Wasn't quite sure for a bit. 😂

[@R4in46]

​@@GoTeamScotch yeah it did feel like part of the vhs tape, it didnt break the inmersion

[@andygravelle2202]

Damn this is more American Psycho than American Psycho

[@federicovicente8116]

The filter, or whatever they use, to make it look like it was released in the middle of 1986, is brilliantly done.

[@davidhogberg3997]

Iirc it's transferred to VHS and then digitized back again, I think there is a video explaining the process actually.

[@FunkyGhostHD]

Like @@davidhogberg3997 said, there indeed is a tutorial up on their channel. It was pretty recent I think.

[@AnneMossRogers]

I agree. As someone who was actually alive in 1986, I can guarantee it looks just like the time period

[@ruialexandre6197]

Not a filter. It's transferred from a real vhs tape. Neat.

[@federicovicente8116]

@@davidhogberg3997 I didn't know that. Cool.

[@babblingalong7689]

Great to see Natalie Portman before her role as Padme in the early 2000's.

[@L0rks]

She does look like Natalie :)

[@cinemasanders977]

I'd say more of an authentic 80's Lea Thompson vibe

[@lc1138]

This must be somewhere between Leon and Black Swan !

[@alyson4791]

One of those moments when YT randomly recommends a hidden gem and suddenly your life is better than it’s ever been. Subbed 😂

[@UltraGamerAustin]

2:18 This has to be the most realistic part of the whole video

[@AmericanMephistopheles]

All of your Dorsia reservations will be lost in time...like tears in th...wait wrong movie.

[@connorherron8607]

Thanks for the advice! I tend to use music rather than film to distract a victim. The key for that is so select a band famous enough to be recognized, but obscure enough that you seem cool and hip for listening to it instead of a normie.

[@RD-zx6py]

Most people don't listen to the lyrics but they should!

[@olliefoxx7165]

Good advice. Finding a perfect balance is so hard.

[@simhess9720]

Huey Lewis and The News is a great icepicker, errr I mean icebreaker. 😜

[@handlename88]

@@simhess9720agreed, i would pick hip to be square by that band to be exact, because the song isn’t just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trend, but it’s also a personal statement about the band itself! It works every time.

[@EdwardWinchester-ir5et]

Patrick bateman I didn't know you had KZbin.How's it going buddy?

[@CheezeWuz]

How...THE FUCK did you get a sponsor on a serial killer video?

[@Krsto777]

This channel is absolutely surreal and I love it.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

"Hey, where did you hear about this new desk of yours ?" "...I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya ! Hahaha !" "Ahahahaha !"

[@jaszicus]

I live for these instructional videos on how to properly behave in life. They are the father i never had. Thank you SkyCorp!

[@vicious26]

When the actor looked at the knife at 1:54 and the caption “resist the urge to kill” popped up was when I was sold on this channel. I hold the opinion that they are somewhat funny now.

[@stand355]

The scary thing about real life is that people actually do this.

[@thichinhphan4010]

"People" ?! 🤔

[@iconsumelettuce]

Well duh, why do you think this tutorial was made

[@toothhair3676]

@@iconsumelettuce yeah it was very educational

[@hexgraphica]

Yes, home tours... Lost my faith

[@coolbpf66]

The fact that they sponsored this video gained them a customer.

[@cleigh3796]

What a pathetic being that person is. Buying a product because an ad for it was embedded in a youtube video they enjoyed.

[@MatadorShifter]

Taking one's time to write a product placement into the actual plot is genius

[@atelierklin2221]

Why am I watching this?

[@iconsumelettuce]

Information

[@Cloud__ffvii]

If this video stays up it’ll be a miracle 😂😂

[@amanasd26]

im surprised a company approved this ad spot

[@irumakun5498]

*New Skycorp vid drops* Aspiring Serial Killers: "write that down, write that down"

[@elizskr]

Great tips, still applies to this day

[@SoCalDreaming87]

Or to this evening, if you act quickly.

[@0ntimetaiment921]

The fact that Blue-rays cannot be overwritten made the profession a lot easier though.

[@blueninety]

excellent serial killer wardrobe may i add

[@msebonybrown20]

Only thing missing is the glasses

[@WellsoonMayhem]

Thanks for teaching me to be a cereal keller.

[@KKAkuoku]

I can trust any company endorsed by someone so inviting and engaging

[@alexispic8553]

6:25 bro acts like he's just won the jackpot

[@claudespeed4730]

Wow! Why is every single bit of this relatable?

[@r.b.ratieta6111]

Dude that ad placement, though. 🤣🤣 Smoothest sponsor transition I've ever seen. The mark of a good serial killer. 😂

[@tezcanaslan2877]

0:03 I like how this implies this is a legit career in this universe

[@isitsweet9567]

Not necessarily "legit"- it could be a black-market thing.

[@babblingalong7689]

Love the Ted Bundy vibes of the training psychopath.

[@jommisalami]

Sky Corp never fails to entertain me and have me choke on the meal I'm eating with the video

[@Krystalmyth]

5:45 (Any timestamp really) The acting on this channel is unreal. It's uncanny really, you just don't see this kind of quality on KZbin.

[@stuart2151]

RIP Mary Lou

[@politedonut9320]

The lady looks like she came straight out of the 90s, it's insane

[@ordinaryguy6965]

Real serial killers taking notes from this video 💀

[@SurnaturalM]

"Not just another corpse to have ^ex with" is my favourite quote.

[@rabbitwolf6521]

I'm glad someone has taken the time to make a training video that I can easily follow

[@Demial_Sparda]

When someone ask "what's post-irony?". I'll send them this channel.

[@zian01000]

Lmfao

[@MangetsuSAMURAI]

That...was actually one of the best instructional video parodies I've ever seen.

[@supergrafxengine4620]

This shouldn't be a 7 minutes short but a 2 hours movie. Seriously funny and instructive 🤓

[@NoahTheNoah]

Thank you for the advice, I will make sure to take it to heart.

[@shadowsansvii8715]

Oh no

[@jordanjsell]

Glad to see a Mitsy collab, her humor is perfect for this channel

[@FunkyGhostHD]

Dude her Dreamworks smile got me everytime.

[@mitsy270]

thank u so much ah!!:)

[@Garresh1]

​@@mitsy270Great acting from both of you

[@edwest2263]

@@mitsy270 That 90s outfit... 🔥

[@astrolander95]

I always knew Cam was hiding something dark underneath that charming facade

[@thetruehispanicchipmunk690]

They integrated the ad so perfectly into the video, it made me question if it was an actual promotion or just a gag.

[@KogetsuKuzunoha]

i met a professional on the street named Patrick Bateman and he gave me his business card.

[@ranchosdelnorte]

a friend of his gave me a slightly better business card

[@ladystardust1483]

​@@ranchosdelnorte😁😆👏👏👏

[@3baxcb]

​@@ranchosdelnorteWas it bone?

[@stolensentience]

@@ranchosdelnortelet’s see it

[@SaltLordDude]

That desk ad made me buy a desk using your promo code, thanks for this really helpful serial killer guide! Best VHS tape ever!

[@Aburner1109]

That flexispot ad felt extremely clunky, in the best possible way. Incredible

[@TheHammerofDissidence]

That was the best Ad sponsor slip in I've every witnessed.

[@DarknetDude]

I really appreciate this guide. This would’ve helped me substantially, but it’s also important to get your tools prepped ahead of time, but well hidden from the victim. Prep time, gentlemen.

[@GermanyJerseyShore]

im so jealous of you 1st degreers..need to work on my impulsitivity, oof

[@djblackcat1999]

I think I got put on a watch list just for being notified about this

[@ruialexandre6197]

If you did then we ALL did.

[@younglalaofficial]

I was watching a scream video and this recommended me "for related content "

[@Skinnamarink.]

The best part about this video is the sponsored ad! It reminded me of commercials when I was a kid. And $170 dollars for a desk that can do that is great! I just spent $150 for a monitor mount so I'd say the table is more valuable.

[@sokari134]

I love the fact that you had to put that the ad was real and not some shitpost in the video.

[@Laylatg]

these actors are SO GOOD

[@wokeydokey6885]

Thanks, this series helped me a lot.

[@robboss1839]

Most enjoyable add placement I’ve ever seen. Instead of skipping it I rewatched it.

[@The8BitAvatar]

Was searching for Flexispot videos.. Got that and the algorithm showed me how to properly murder. Great start to the day.

[@bigB1507]

Just one more video before going to sleep! The video:

[@alphasigmagigachad]

1:11 - smart move to put 2 limes in victims glass, to avoid mixing them up☝🤓

[@noisehero4409]

So glad Sage Smith is still doing stuff, he's hilarious

[@KiiXii]

“Wait… why would you need lubricant to handle a cor-“

[@GermanyJerseyShore]

agree. as a trad killer it just seems unnatural. lets keep things old fashioned, plus its an extra errand to run. like should i grab condoms and toys too, come on🙄

[@3baxcb]

You clearly haven't watched the 1994 film Aftermath.

[@RisingRevengeance]

This gave me the push I needed to finally start. Thanks Skycorp!

[@sketchy_girl666]

Approved by Patrick Bateman

[@kimmyfreak200]

i watched a video titled American Psycho if it was set in 2024 lmao great stuff

[@Alushaun]

When Flexispot approached SkyCorp for a sponsored add, I wonder if "how to be a serial killer" was the type of placement they had in mind lol.

[@_P5_]

now I'm definitely on a list

[@evanlee93]

YOU MURDERED THE WEEABOO GIRL NOOOOOOOOOOO