1v1 Me In Clubhouse Games...You Won't (Clubhouse Games)

This came from my stream on March 4th, 2021. Catch me live every day but Saturday here: / northernlion
My ego assuaged after some competitive chess matches, the time has come to lose to my viewers in every table game featured in the Clubhouse Games pack. Enjoy!
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[@NoxionDesign]

Imagine being a child just trying to play some classic board games in this time of quarantine only to sit down across the table from SmurfMaster Egg himself and have thousands of people go "Poggy!" while he grinds down your bones to dust

[@aepage3165]

Pog dude.

[@TheHairyMess]

Pogs for the Egg Lord

[@lynnb1298]

Poggy

[@omyyer]

Sam, this is egg smurfman

[@mitchellgilbert2789]

think the children did more grinding in this one.

[@emeraldfir9]

"not the best game but I know how it is played" proceeds to double down and lose every time.

[@johnnytwotimes7854]

He said he knew how to play, not that he knew to play well lol

[@rossschultz5620]

Haha I have my suspicions he’s never learned Blackjack

[@mellowsign]

I almost clawed my eyes out watching him double down on that 15 vs. 10. Can a hand be much worse than that?

[@benyed1636]

Hadn't seen Toy Baseball before and wasn't prepared for how comically bad it is.

[@TheSniper9752]

The pitching psychological warfare elevated it pretty good tho.

[@Lutukor]

The extreme brain breaking pitching of toy baseball is extremely OP. If they could just make it so the pitch actually releases a quarter of a second later it would be way better.

[@PuchuKt]

He do be melting brains tho

[@patrickeiszele6135]

if he stood further away from the plate he wouldve actually won

[@TuucciZ]

Toy Baseball should continue into extra innings

[@barmotor131]

I like that moment when Egg missclicked in Yacht Dice game and because of this, he didn't earn +35 bonus and lost. Ryan never change, love it

[@jasonfazio8212]

I don’t think NL knows how to play blackjack

[@AndrewPM12]

Or tanks

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@AndrewPM12 I dont understand how he doesnt comprehend it after seeing the bullets bounce

[@Zebo12345678]

He really doesn't. He decided it was a bad game because he doesn't know any blackjack strategy and doesn't really care to learn it.

[@PuchuKt]

"he decided it was bad" despite the fact that nl said black jack was probably one of his favorite casino games?

[@Zebo12345678]

@@PuchuKt He's shit on the game a few times before iirc, but NL tends to give things the benefit of the doubt when he's put in front of them.

[@lotuskev]

boy how i've missed the clubhouse content. keep em comin, eggman!

[@turretboi]

Northernlion is just "egg" Ivo robotnik is eggman.

[@lotuskev]

@@turretboi “reality can be whatever i want” ~Thanos-Sonic, 2025

[@isaacrobertson4374]

Northern Lion making fun of his opponent while pitching in toy baseball is not something that I would think I’d find as funny as I did but I died laughing that whole section was hilarious

[@zenithyoda]

... and they are gonna be like "double bogey"| I literally spit my drink out at this.

[@EvilCrookodile]

NL getting absolutely eviscerated in blackjack and battle tanks back-to-back you love to see it

[@I3asher]

56:40 When you're absolutely in the zone.

[@illucidate3749]

The Mind destroyer

[@RonnstenEast]

Thank you for linking to "The Clip."

[@jgmelody]

Imagine if you ended with negative money in blackjack and then Tom nook comes and kneecaps you

[@LozanYo]

Toy Baseball is actually cursed. But I was laughing so hard at NL's banter.

[@narcoleptic_owl]

Heartbreaking game of Yacht Dice.... the anti-pog of the whole video.

[@Eclipse8502]

Kitchen Nightmares is hilarious. Owner“I need help with my restaurant, it’s failing!” Gordon ”I tasted , the food sucks” Owner”How dare you sir”

[@MrSkerpentine]

I always assumed it was another member of staff who asked for help a large amount of the time

[@MrRoblox10]

Toy baseball made me realize that I miss super mega baseball, would love to see some more of it

[@MillionDollarAnime]

Just play shogi already NL it hurts seeing uploaded clubhouse games content without a single shogi game played still

[@_vox5189]

"21, well you gotta double down on this one..."

[@mr.waffles8739]

I need more Yacht Dice in my life, also please please do Ludo sometime! Those videos are gold!

[@vario6492]

That toy baseball was such bullshit xD And why doesn't it give some fraction points for at least hitting the ball!???? NL clearly won that game but somehow it's 0 0, dumb game

[@MrRico2xy]

Bald Boomer bets his life savings on a kid's version of a casino

[@playinglikeadamfidle8888]

that blackjack was cursed

[@connor2238]

NL crowding home plate every time he swings: Why do I keep getting fouls?

[@zandeis]

That yacht round was a roller coaster

[@NicolaeHolley]

Toy Baseball is not a good game, but the third inning of NL pitching was gold-pressed pog.

[@mfkrwill]

need a small return to 2 things: Clubhouse Games Spelunky 2

[@Nerdburger27]

Wow that black jack game was brutal

[@Oomykins]

The best thing I've ever done was hitting that notification button.

[@craigwalton84]

NL actually cyber bullied that man at baseball on the top 3

[@affablegiraffable]

NL needs to come out with a parenting advice book. "don't worry about the baby. the baby cries, it's how it goes down"

[@bunp12]

the last 10 minutes are gold

[@TacoSnipezZ]

has egg ever played blackjack?? holy

[@TheRausing1]

Yo don’t talk bad on my man Robert Irvine he could crush Gordon’s head with his weirdly huge arms

[@LolHero877]

NL playing toy baseball is the best content i've seen ina while

[@PsiVolt]

I sure hope this blackjack game isn't indicative of the rest of the video

[@beaniiman]

I loved that I played that curling game from the Olypics game. After that, I gave mad respect to the game. Its fun in any form.

[@_roy_1_me643]

Battle tanks was so good

[@chasevandriel9720]

I forgot all about that Al Pacino movie until he brought it up

[@bryceyoung1203]

I’m a casino dealer, I deal blackjack for a living. NL’s blackjack strategy physical damaged my heart.

[@Crinks]

This was painful to watch xD

[@madmaneddy]

Watching an egg play a physics based game like carrom proves just what you expect, eggs don't understand physics

[@Jaruco2102]

that first blackjack game took me right back to nl’s gambling back in new vegas

[@StrawberriCleric]

"Flow Charts are fun" I dunno sounds like something a NERD would say (I'm kidding this video pogged out of control)

[@TheRealPunkachu]

Pogged? | V Leave comment and like video Not pogged? | V Watch video for pog overdose.

[@TheDarrenPR]

Shadow banned!

[@nicolasvidal92]

I will never not love how fundamentally broken Toy Baseball is. Name a more powerful pitcher than the Spring Lord himself

[@TheBernardPotter]

Was not ready for you to make the worst play possible in every hand of black jack

[@PuchuKt]

Baseball is always fun... To watch

[@jlonzo5274]

Eggman discussing kitchen nightmares is a pogged experience I didn't know I needed in my life

[@briankemery459]

"If you could just get enough money to open a fast food franchise..." Yeah, with a small loan of million dollars a lot of things are possible, mate.

[@layala1000]

Please play more of the toy baseball 😭😭😭😭😭

[@lucasnadamas9317]

I get that he has absolutely no idea how to play blackjack, so I wont ask that, but I will ask, why does he think he knows?

[@thegreatders344]

I've never seen anyone play blackjack so haphazardly before

[@stingersplash]

Wow this is a blast from the past. I recently sold my copy as I stopped playing it. Fun times though.

[@coolfool183]

this is pure variety streamer dopamine poured into the synapse. an absolute dopamine agonist. completely blocks vesicle reuptake.

[@thelostcause7983]

57:00 "This is professor NL class is now starting please take your seats. Welcome to Psychology 101!"

[@benhaney9629]

You weren’t ahead of a single pitch... Maybe try swinging earlier?

[@benhaney9629]

If the timing is fucked... SWING EARLY!

[@joquerol]

Commenting to boost this video. I want more of this and less of everything else. Not hatin' but the latest games in the channel haven't been my thing.

[@bevloy7517]

Good video Mark. I really enjoyed it.

[@NagleShrowd]

toy baseball was actually unironically some of the best content i've ever seen

[@zerobadideas]

Monkey Curling was the best part (or only good part, depending on your take) of Timesplitters Future Perfect :D I absolutely crushed it on my first attempt back in the day, it was magical

[@NotSkander]

is this the timeline where the egg challenges a ghost rida?

[@umbaupause]

Wait okay, just earlier today I thought about that "My name's NINO" meme. And now NL mentions him. How?!

[@heysimone]

15:25 I’m on TV!

[@UminokenOshanu]

Yeeeeees more tiktok clip material!! We can make it to LSF again boys

[@ryan_alexander]

Any other Vancouver frogs remember the days on Robson and Thurlow where there was a starbucks across from a starbucks across from a blenz across from a waves? that shit was wild

[@stingersplash]

I watched the first series of the US version as I had the DVD which is very rare now. It's definitely not as good as our version but still fun. Definitely more overboard there. I also went on a Gordon Ramsay KZbin binge last year. Hilarious stuff!

[@RandolfTheGrey]

Dude that yachtzee game cut me deep

[@Foodseyeguy]

Gotta use the bounce on tanks... it's the best

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

NL's tank salt is kinda great. I've definitely been there myself... Edit: that was honestly the poggiest baseball game... I'm loving this segment :)

[@TubularToob]

Toy baseball is so toxic lol

[@mj1925]

Got a play more baseball I subbed for that

[@derekgaffney7344]

The most fun I've ever had watching baseball

[@JackCoxMSquirrel]

All these reality tv shows have essentially the same title - noun, scary word.

[@RyeBread271]

The percentage in that Yacht Dice game of rolling no 3's over the last two dice rolls was a 23.2% chance, the stats let you down on this one king

[@cameronscott9399]

How? Each dice had a 1/6 chance of being a 3, so across 8 rolls that's 8/1 * 1/6 is 8/6.

[@cameronscott9399]

Came back two years later to be like "thats not how stats work" only to realise it was myself getting stats wrong. For reference for anyone else if you want to calculate the odds of something not happening, take the chance of anything else happening in one occurrence (so 5/6, given its rolling anything but a 3), then put that to the power of the number of occurences, so its (5/6)^8, which yes is a 23.2% chance lol

[@ethangriffith9415]

Not even gonna lie this is how I learned blackjack

[@oulaalia]

Commenting to show my appreciation for this video.

[@nathanjacques7771]

Simone came out in 2002 not 2001 get it right

[@robschilke]

The color balancing in your camera looks great, Ryan.

[@s33ur3lv3lvly]

JENNY GO!!!!!

[@NVHarry]

Cmon! BUST! BUST! 😏😏

[@KaiTheKool]

I’m convinced Tobi let you win that round of pool. He just felt bad that your 8 ball was 0.1 inches away from falling in the round before.

[@Bexarbear9]

You know that guy has been playing battle tanks for years. Just getting enjoyment out of owning all of the noobs who recently installed the game.

[@TheFreeBro]

Is there a NL specific link I can download this game for?

[@jae_lee-]

toy baseball is the most disrespectful video game I've ever seen

[@DashOfInsanity]

With how small the distance is from pitcher to bat + natural input lag from button, I'm surprised anyone can actually win Toy Baseball

[@kateulator]

Please do no-life mario golf, it's what I intend to do and I'd pog out of my mind if I could watch you play WHILE I play

[@Murderofbaralles5841]

The only reason I’m here is because of a app. And I wanted to see the whole stream.

[@shazbot16]

Poghouse Games

[@lemonlemonlemonlemon7494]

honestly impressive how awful toy baseball is

[@NikitaGamer64]

That is not how it’s played Blackjack

[@rikolia]

"I'm gonna play the single player campaign, I'm gonna defeat Gene Yuss." A man of culture I see.

[@LockpickGamer]

Ryan has also infected me with the Kitchen Nightmare virus. I have since yesterday seen 5 episodes and I gotta say, I need more.

[@jbillz615]

Why did Toby throw in pool?

[@aysus8570]

not gunna lie, watching the blackjack gave me a stroke

[@chadtopia]

this has started out, exactly as I expected it would. NL does not disappoint :P

[@mr.babban321]

ME FIRST ME SMART

[@GiodyneSTG]

Hit and stand doesn't exist to nl lmao

[@nickshovan2006]

As a blackjack dealer I couldn’t watch the blackjack part

[@ajx4]

NL: im waiting for a good curling game Mario and Sonic at the winter olympics: Am I a joke to you

[@faitttth]

he doesnt use a sunscreen.

[@zachsimpson5895]

the gordan ramsey stories was an incredible bit that i related to sooo fucking hard

[@PrettierNPastel]

I'll 1v1 you........in hex