2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Tom completely ignoring everybody in a celebrity race he organized sums him up pretty well 😂

[@wyattleath4344]

Psycho❤

[@Botchedtoeknife]

Yeah, and then completely filibustering Bert’s comment about it messing with jelly roll

[@jacobrodriguez4115]

I watch this just to have something on while I wait for Bad Friends to come out

[@NummyScrum]

Check out Digital Bazooka

[@lexlethalxx]

I’ve never felt such a connection with a random stranger on the Internet before lol

[@stephanietaylor6248]

And even then, only sometimes 😂

[@ez_tz3561]

Did we just become best friends? Or should I say....BAD FRIENDS?! 🤡

[@brunofraysse421]

☝️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@magisterrleth3129]

This episode is kinda like watching two dogs talking to a seal about swimming.

[@sharonviera9036]

Baby walrus

[@josephmitchell204]

Underrated comment

[@saltilt8]

Shoutout to Bert interrupting less. Ten minute mile pace is weak sauce and so are the heart rate analytics 🤣 😂

[@patarmitage2250]

Hanes is an alfa

[@saltilt8]

@@patarmitage2250 absolutely

[@madheadproductions]

hes not reading comments and hes listening to us. love to see it ❤

[@ebroburrito1143]

Same

[@hsad5032]

bet for an old fat dude like bert though… o wait hes on testosterone

[@szzl]

Bert giving running advice to Tom and Cam is absolutely hilarious

[@illuminahde]

Listen listen listen... It's your left leg and THEN your right leg guys

[@to8860]

He just can't help to make it about himself......

[@jacobralph5863]

The dude literally started it with talking about his dad who use to compete with running, he grew up witnessing it. Cmon leave you gotta cut him some slack, we all know his belt doesn’t.

[@szzl]

@@jacobralph5863 brutal🤣🤣

[@junoweatherman2932]

Sometimes I turn this podcast on then 5 mins later I’m like wtf am I even listening to

[@GatsbyMyself]

Can also be applied to 90% of wives talking.

[@collinmorris]

Same

[@nickking-edwards9301]

Sometimes I wake up for 5 min. and wonder wtf is the point of being alive.

[@GatsbyMyself]

@@nickking-edwards9301 So, wake up for two minutes and go back to sleep.

[@StevieGYaSee]

​@@nickking-edwards9301 you just spoke to my soul

[@shoedil812]

Cam is the type of guy that carries the boats and the logs.

[@masonkittrell8523]

“I was flying that last mile. Think I was doing an 8 minute mile down hill” Most Bart thing ever 😂

[@Adam053ify1]

Cringe af

[@collinmorris]

Omg I died when he said that.

[@korbindallas4552]

My first 5k I ran

[@ItsMichaelDavis]

That speed is definitely considered flying for a lot of the population. Don't gate keep fitness.

[@mrpc3]

@@ItsMichaelDavisfor a bunch of fat poors

[@ploydp]

I don't think Bert has ever listened as quietly as this in his life; I bet he's thinking the whole time "I wonder how long I could last after Cam shot me"?

[@jimbosliceatlanta]

Listening to Bert reminds me to shut up and not make everything about myself. Hate from Atlanta

[@girlsgonemildasmr6270]

This episode was awesome. The conversation, questions, cam’s stories, life lessons etc. all amazing!

[@dandunlap8638]

I don’t think anyone wants to see Tom and Jelly Roll “FINISH” together😂😂😂

[@GatsbyMyself]

Watching this episode, it seems like Tom and Bert stayed right behind Cam to stare at his ass.

[@quickement]

Speak for your self! Some of us would pay good money 😂

[@shulginone1967]

Puddle of fat sweat evolves into an aqueduct and then a river that runs into the ocean, and then all the fish are dead.

[@shulginone1967]

These are the most woke anti-woke mfers it’s fascinating

[@dandunlap8638]

@@quickement 😂 😂 😂

[@vince24sgo]

Remembering who you used to be and feeling it again is huge.

[@bushwickbill3643]

Emotional intelligence, and wisdom are indicitive of greatness in regards to being a the best human you can be.

[@kylelay6858]

Funniest joke Bert: not sure what he was running from Cam: His kids

[@randahlliebelt8603]

Hearing crickets for all of Bert's stupid jokes was amazing

[@DylanMezMeredith]

Last 3 pods have been quality lads, good to see you guys recognise the issues and have worked to improve your product! Excited to see the continued growth 💪

[@funkk]

LOL you're delusional!

[@Seakaye2s]

I needed this one today guys. From the very bottom of my heart, thank you.

[@WilliamEdword]

“His kids” Cameron Hanes with the zinger that was a good one.

[@l1477]

wdym

[@MuayThai4Runners]

I agree with Cam, great organizing, events, & afterparty. Fun to take some souls in that last mile, thanks for giving me an excuse to find some speed again.

[@GatsbyMyself]

Stop talking intelligent and shit in the Two Bears comment section.

[@rippittupp5607]

Glad to see Bert still loves hearing himself talk 😂😂😂

[@bachcanon1432]

Great fitness channel. They should do a podcast together I think it would be funny.

[@larrymartinez7989]

I remember when this was a comedy podcast

[@brianlennes9494]

Bert puts a positive spin on the time his father told him you will never beat me in anything😆🤣😛

[@jreinert1023]

One of the best pods! It’s been a minute, but this one delivers. Cam is the man!

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

35:24 great Bert quote. Come on big guy we’re talking about ultra marathons vs drinking beers and telling jokes.

[@jayrobertson7733]

Here's another episode of Bert does Therapy.

[@tonymartinez1978]

Hate from Denver ❤️

[@ejnicholson3631]

And from Colorado Springs 😊

[@aconran72]

And the UK 🇬🇧

[@AdamAdam-le3pm]

Bears: We were so honored to have you there. Regular People: Who tf is this guy?

[@ItsMichaelDavis]

"this is what I think, so it must be what every other person who's normal thinks" Yeah ok buddy

[@AdamAdam-le3pm]

thanks!

[@schingh1973]

I was hoping to hear about everyone at the race

[@GatsbyMyself]

People are beginning to realize their shine is fading.

[@TJHimes]

I love this return of Tom Talks!!!

[@Duke-25]

Two bears on lift, run shoot!!! Let’s go!

[@Js-hu5cm]

I love cam! So humble and tells interesting stories. Bert can learn something

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

This episode is for people who care about running not laughing.

[@BallerTWashington]

This right here.

[@XbraveheartX87]

theyre talking to Cam Hanes bro.. the master of bow hunting and running.. what did you expect...?

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

@@XbraveheartX87 nothing. I was just stating the obvious 😏

[@Anthony-uk7xw]

If anyone doesn’t know who Cam Hanes is I advise you to look into him. Good inspiration for some of you who clearly need it. All love though. Gotta start somewhere

[@Shishido_B]

Bert: "Sometimes you just go for a walk" 😂😂😂

[@michaelklock422]

"I love Race Talk" I fuckin hate Brent

[@GatsbyMyself]

He means minorities.

[@TheDevilsGravy]

Brent.

[@davishalling]

LMFAO A 3 mile jog. How does Hanes keep a straight face with all the 'Pro' experience coming his way

[@sjstyx]

Dude was awesome on the roast. So excited to see him shine

[@bushwickbill3643]

The squinting anecdote truly is a great peace of inside baseball in regards to being a great runner.

[@mattspicer9416]

Bert’s story about his dad running backwards on him lol I did that to my 3 year old a couple weeks ago the whole ride she was talkin that noise she could beat me in a race so I turned around mid run and started cheering her on loln

[@mattspicer9416]

I let her win every race in her life up until that point and then dusted her lol told her baby don’t talk shit to daddy because I’m always gunna win 🤣

[@samueltorres690]

Finally an episode where Tom actually talks!

[@chilloutdude3617]

Great episode boys!! I know I can't be the only bow hunter watching this... Where my bow hunters at??

[@GatsbyMyself]

Probably in the Paleolithic age.

[@chilloutdude3617]

@@GatsbyMyself Are you implying that bow hunters only existed during the paleolithic age or are you trying to be funny? It's not clear...

[@Dimmak812]

I know my stride.-BERT SAID 😂

[@anthonywilsey6785]

Bert telling the pro what running is is so on par

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

I had a bit of a laugh at Bert telling Cam how he’s worried about passing his hard work obsession on to his kids.

[@zachywacky11]

Tom saying “geeked” is insane

[@JT-uu8lj]

How is Cam not laughing out loud at Bert talking about running like he’s an expert lol

[@poncefam990]

Did I just really watch a Pod about running? Wow

[@GatsbyMyself]

Awful start to the week.

[@NenaA.-gn4fo]

Boring AF… I haven’t even finished it. Should I?

[@Wombathamman]

Idk I think they’re just trying to spread joy and laughter and trying to make a living for themselves and their families, if you hate it so much then maybe all comedy podcasts should stop doing what they do and wait for your approval

[@buttersstotch4956]

He literally told two stories about being charged by bears dude stfu this was an interesting pod

[@pntbala23]

What did you think they would talk about with that title?

[@LukeH930]

*Tom & Cam talking about hunting* Bert: Shut up! You guys just go for a walk?! Tom: It's a walk with purpose. *Tom and Cam go back to talking about hunting*

[@chickenshark9]

Bert putting in more than one zyn pouch at the start of the episode is wild

[@jonnyA0112]

This pod sets the tone for the week, yeah this week gonna drag balls

[@numbnuts7169]

Love this pod and love the running talk! Keep it up boys

[@marke2959]

WOW! Cam shared some awesome parenting tips!

[@amy34881]

Great pod cast bert is always my favorite!

[@spencerconnelly4165]

Bert: "I'm a master Archer"😂

[@brianclark641]

Great seeing everyone on a health journey

[@Redbeard_gta]

Would love to see Tom and Bert hunting

[@YMS12121]

2 second in Cam. “it was a test” Bert. immediately start his high pitched squeal, fake laugh

[@Tim_miller777]

44 seconds in and Bert already blowing hot air in the mic

[@Chickennuggets18363]

What’s the point of watching if you’re just gonna cry and complain about everything or that you secretly enjoy it but you need attention in life so badly so you try to pretend to be something you’re not

[@patrickspooner3029]

Cam "we're built different " 😂😂😂

[@donnyjones7803]

Can not wait for another 5k I was able to meet so many people it was amazing

[@GatsbyMyself]

Do you mean Social Security or running?

[@doingfreakythings9290]

I know it was a pleasure meeting me, sorry I couldn't talk long too many people wanted to talk with me.

[@philliyo8]

Bert made a huge change. Hell yea.

[@Cbaeten12]

This episode feels like one of those pranks where identical twins trade places, and they replaced Tom with Huberman

[@daveedg2473]

One of my favorite episodes in a while

[@123takealook]

Took long enough for this one to come out.

[@Johnson-gn4vx]

Wow by far the gest episode that had bart in it

[@bigdawg4916]

Hate from Australia. Specifically to Bert... ...but to Tom by association.

[@spencerconnelly4165]

Mountain lion hunt with dogs. Bert: "I can do that" 😂 hahaha he couldn't stay quiet long enough to kill a lion. Funny joke tho 😂

[@adam_marc_539]

Can’t wait for Tommy to start Glassin’. Really wished he brought that up.

[@GatsbyMyself]

7:55. “Some press person came up to me and I was like ‘Get the fuck outta here…” Ladies and Gentleman, the real Tom Segura.

[@drivehard2395]

fuck the press.

[@GatsbyMyself]

@@drivehard2395 1) “Not now. Race is about to begin.” 2 “Find me when it’s done. Will talk to you then. Thanks.” 3) “I’m focusing on the race. All my thoughts are there.” 4) “Little nervous right now, can’t talk.” 5) “I have to loosen up now.” So many more ways to respond than “Get the fuck out of here. Does it to them, then he does it to delivery people, servers, fans and employees. He ain’t that big of a celebrity to throw a “Fuck off!” at anyone. Also, who do you think invited the press?

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Bart has been lucky so many times, I am jealous

[@tenshunn]

Blurt prolly things he's rizzalicious in that sleeveless jersey.

[@randahlliebelt8603]

Showing off those "ripped" shoulders

[@BadCaseBand07]

More like two bears one grave 💀 the ship has sailed my boyees

[@Locusto199]

How Tom and Bert bombed worse than the Boston Marathon during the roast is hilarious.

[@patarmitage2250]

I’ve hunted all my life. And have almost always been successful for deer and small game. Elk grizzly and lion hunting is so wild to me

[@washingtonotters7816]

I’m from northern Alberta and I have a few family and friends that are male hunters with husbands or boyfriends. In fact I know a pair of hunters in alberta who have a fan page called STBD that stands for “smalltownbig….” I don’t see the relation or correlation. It’s quite the stretch #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡💙

[@stuartpidassle7658]

“Talk about efficiency in running bc my dad talked about that hlus Dhaka’s skdbdj d didicubd jsjsk” -fert

[@zoufan69]

Flint Dibbles dad knows more about it than Brent’s dad

[@a.k.4o]

I wish my wife looked at me the way Rogan looks at Cam

[@jarrahdahlenburg7785]

That girl running at night as well was EPO lol

[@Xaer_]

A 100%

[@robertgray323]

Touches the paintings

[@shoonger001]

A Bertcast this week? FUUUUUCK!!!

[@jaylen78hl]

Bert and Tom congrats on marathon

[@sethbelanger8460]

I’m with Bert’s dad. Tom, get a grip. Prepare 10 weeks out for a 5k?! 😂 Jesus. A pacer 😂 That’s sad. Yours behaving like a poor.

[@eric_wiley]

There is a weird parallel between the cadence of breath Wim Hof has users do at rest and one's own cadence of breath when they have an efficient manner of running.

[@Arcturuseyes]

Lol, Bert trapping bears...with a big bowl of honey, spelled hunny on the side of the bowl...a lot like Winnie the Pooh...

[@jwalkj]

Wasn't going to run today...glad I did

[@milescoleman910]

Tom and Bert pretending they didn’t Eat garbage and drink beer constantly for 30 straight years and start cleaning up their act once they had the money for personal trainers.

[@GatsbyMyself]

Agreed. Testosterone therapy and Ozempic are not cleaning up your life. When they stop that shit (Which they will have to), those bodies are failing.

[@MoneyMikeMurray]

Right, I respect what they're doing but they don't really grasp that's its much easier with money. Healthy food, supplements, T, trainers, and time are all expensive. I tried the NAD drip and it was great, I felt like superman but it costs $400...

[@BobWeave]

Somebody is jealous

[@jonnyA0112]

​@@BobWeave bert go somewhere with your troll account

[@ryanhickey6812]

Wtf … lol you don’t need money to know what’s good for you. You don’t need money to go for a walk lol that’s a jealous cry baby mentality. Not surprising though.

[@chadroberts4832]

The world needs more men like Cam

[@KateMacKenzie-w6t]

Bert has done such a good job checking himself with the interruptions. This podcast had such a good flow. Love Cam Hanes!

[@markdonalds7735]

2 weeks ago i was hospitalized for acute pneumonia.. I still can’t breathe properly but I went for a morning run anyway my apple watch immediately told me i had low cardio fitness because my heart rate got over 200 in less than 6 min lol

[@litseagull554]

People saying this isn’t a comedy podcast, bruh they just had Jimmy Carr and Dr. Phil on.

[@iceactually]

Every episode should be a comedy podcast. Not just over half lmao

[@Wombathamman]

People live to troll it’s a million kids who haven’t been able to accept having small penises hating on people who dedicate their lives to making people laugh smh

[@Wombathamman]

@@iceactually are you their manager? Or a PR professional? You can try to start a comedy podcast and I bet you none of your episodes will be funny, cause being a professional comedian is hard

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@Wombathamman what does him starting a podcast have to do with these 🤡?

[@Wombathamman]

@@littlewigglemonster7691 cause then he could speak from a point of intelligence and actually knows what goes into making a good podcast that makes money and makes people laugh

[@himynameisjeff]

Good stuff. Cam has helped rescue this podcast by being interesting. Ill admit, joe rogans podcast is an overdose on elkmeat and chimps ripping people apart, this was a nice middle ground, and without pothead conspiracies, so that's nice. 8.3 out of 10. Looking foraward to next week, and the trend up continuing

[@washingtonotters7816]

I live in way northern Alberta and I know lots of male hunters with husbands. I don’t think there is any correlation. #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡

[@austinhughes3506]

Lift, run, broth

[@GymAndSun]

I missed the 5k dammit. Please do it annually bros. 🔥 I have no shot against Cameron, _maybe_ I can take Mr. Sakura

[@SirGrassyNoL]

people like you made this pod influencer shit. it used to be funny for more than 10% of the ep

[@slapshotbigmac822]

At least there is no shortage of Joe Rogans guests ,for these guys to chase

[@Moshtatoes]

I’ve had several interactions with bears! A black bear in Canada was interested in my tent! (BSA) And at least 8 Kodiak bears! (USCG)

[@hambonehammer]

Who needs comedy when you can talk running

[@shaylabeemp]

Cameron Hanes is an angel. Listening to Bert, I had to fart!

[@matthattful]

You guys need to get Noah Lyles, the Olympic sprinter, on the pod! His KZbin channel is great too! Saw him run in Atlanta and he’s so good with great energy!!