Tom completely ignoring everybody in a celebrity race he organized sums him up pretty well 😂
@wyattleath43444 ай бұрын
Psycho❤
@Botchedtoeknife4 ай бұрын
Yeah, and then completely filibustering Bert’s comment about it messing with jelly roll
@jacobrodriguez41155 ай бұрын
I watch this just to have something on while I wait for Bad Friends to come out
@NummyScrum5 ай бұрын
Check out Digital Bazooka
@lexlethalxx5 ай бұрын
I’ve never felt such a connection with a random stranger on the Internet before lol
@stephanietaylor62485 ай бұрын
And even then, only sometimes 😂
@ez_tz35615 ай бұрын
Did we just become best friends? Or should I say....BAD FRIENDS?! 🤡
@brunofraysse4215 ай бұрын
☝️😂😂😂😂😂😂
@saltilt85 ай бұрын
Shoutout to Bert interrupting less. Ten minute mile pace is weak sauce and so are the heart rate analytics 🤣 😂
@patarmitage22505 ай бұрын
Hanes is an alfa
@saltilt85 ай бұрын
@@patarmitage2250 absolutely
@madheadproductions5 ай бұрын
hes not reading comments and hes listening to us. love to see it ❤
@ebroburrito11435 ай бұрын
Same
@hsad50325 ай бұрын
bet for an old fat dude like bert though… o wait hes on testosterone
@magisterrleth31295 ай бұрын
This episode is kinda like watching two dogs talking to a seal about swimming.
@sharonviera90365 ай бұрын
Baby walrus
@josephmitchell2042 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@junoweatherman29325 ай бұрын
Sometimes I turn this podcast on then 5 mins later I’m like wtf am I even listening to
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
Can also be applied to 90% of wives talking.
@collinmorris5 ай бұрын
Same
@nickking-edwards93015 ай бұрын
Sometimes I wake up for 5 min. and wonder wtf is the point of being alive.
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
@@nickking-edwards9301 So, wake up for two minutes and go back to sleep.
@StevieGYaSee5 ай бұрын
@@nickking-edwards9301 you just spoke to my soul
@szzl5 ай бұрын
Bert giving running advice to Tom and Cam is absolutely hilarious
@illuminahde5 ай бұрын
Listen listen listen... It's your left leg and THEN your right leg guys
@to88605 ай бұрын
He just can't help to make it about himself......
@jacobralph58635 ай бұрын
The dude literally started it with talking about his dad who use to compete with running, he grew up witnessing it. Cmon leave you gotta cut him some slack, we all know his belt doesn’t.
@szzl5 ай бұрын
@@jacobralph5863 brutal🤣🤣
@ploydp5 ай бұрын
I don't think Bert has ever listened as quietly as this in his life; I bet he's thinking the whole time "I wonder how long I could last after Cam shot me"?
@jimbosliceatlanta5 ай бұрын
Listening to Bert reminds me to shut up and not make everything about myself. Hate from Atlanta
@masonkittrell85235 ай бұрын
“I was flying that last mile. Think I was doing an 8 minute mile down hill” Most Bart thing ever 😂
@Adam053ify15 ай бұрын
Cringe af
@collinmorris5 ай бұрын
Omg I died when he said that.
@korbindallas45525 ай бұрын
My first 5k I ran
@ItsMichaelDavis5 ай бұрын
That speed is definitely considered flying for a lot of the population. Don't gate keep fitness.
@mrpc35 ай бұрын
@@ItsMichaelDavisfor a bunch of fat poors
@dandunlap86385 ай бұрын
I don’t think anyone wants to see Tom and Jelly Roll “FINISH” together😂😂😂
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
Watching this episode, it seems like Tom and Bert stayed right behind Cam to stare at his ass.
@quickement5 ай бұрын
Speak for your self! Some of us would pay good money 😂
@shulginone19675 ай бұрын
Puddle of fat sweat evolves into an aqueduct and then a river that runs into the ocean, and then all the fish are dead.
@shulginone19675 ай бұрын
These are the most woke anti-woke mfers it’s fascinating
@dandunlap86385 ай бұрын
@@quickement 😂 😂 😂
@shoedil8125 ай бұрын
Cam is the type of guy that carries the boats and the logs.
@tonymartinez19785 ай бұрын
Hate from Denver ❤️
@ejnicholson36315 ай бұрын
And from Colorado Springs 😊
@aconran724 ай бұрын
And the UK 🇬🇧
@Anthony-uk7xw5 ай бұрын
If anyone doesn’t know who Cam Hanes is I advise you to look into him. Good inspiration for some of you who clearly need it. All love though. Gotta start somewhere
@kylelay68583 ай бұрын
Funniest joke Bert: not sure what he was running from Cam: His kids
@randahlliebelt86035 ай бұрын
Hearing crickets for all of Bert's stupid jokes was amazing
@DylanMezMeredith5 ай бұрын
Last 3 pods have been quality lads, good to see you guys recognise the issues and have worked to improve your product! Excited to see the continued growth 💪
@funkk5 ай бұрын
LOL you're delusional!
@girlsgonemildasmr62705 ай бұрын
This episode was awesome. The conversation, questions, cam’s stories, life lessons etc. all amazing!
@AdamAdam-le3pm5 ай бұрын
Bears: We were so honored to have you there. Regular People: Who tf is this guy?
@ItsMichaelDavis5 ай бұрын
"this is what I think, so it must be what every other person who's normal thinks" Yeah ok buddy
@AdamAdam-le3pm5 ай бұрын
thanks!
@brianlennes94945 ай бұрын
Bert puts a positive spin on the time his father told him you will never beat me in anything😆🤣😛
@vince24sgo5 ай бұрын
Remembering who you used to be and feeling it again is huge.
@MuayThai4Runners5 ай бұрын
I agree with Cam, great organizing, events, & afterparty. Fun to take some souls in that last mile, thanks for giving me an excuse to find some speed again.
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
Stop talking intelligent and shit in the Two Bears comment section.
@larrymartinez79895 ай бұрын
I remember when this was a comedy podcast
@rippittupp56074 ай бұрын
Glad to see Bert still loves hearing himself talk 😂😂😂
@davishalling5 ай бұрын
LMFAO A 3 mile jog. How does Hanes keep a straight face with all the 'Pro' experience coming his way
@michaelklock4225 ай бұрын
"I love Race Talk" I fuckin hate Brent
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
He means minorities.
@TheDevilsGravy5 ай бұрын
Brent.
@leastselfawarepotassium5 ай бұрын
35:24 great Bert quote. Come on big guy we’re talking about ultra marathons vs drinking beers and telling jokes.
@bushwickbill36435 ай бұрын
Emotional intelligence, and wisdom are indicitive of greatness in regards to being a the best human you can be.
@bachcanon14325 ай бұрын
Great fitness channel. They should do a podcast together I think it would be funny.
@WilliamEdword5 ай бұрын
“His kids” Cameron Hanes with the zinger that was a good one.
@l14775 ай бұрын
wdym
@washingtonotters78165 ай бұрын
I’m from northern Alberta and I have a few family and friends that are male hunters with husbands or boyfriends. In fact I know a pair of hunters in alberta who have a fan page called STBD that stands for “smalltownbig….” I don’t see the relation or correlation. It’s quite the stretch #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡💙
@Seakaye2s5 ай бұрын
I needed this one today guys. From the very bottom of my heart, thank you.
@mattspicer94165 ай бұрын
Bert’s story about his dad running backwards on him lol I did that to my 3 year old a couple weeks ago the whole ride she was talkin that noise she could beat me in a race so I turned around mid run and started cheering her on loln
@mattspicer94165 ай бұрын
I let her win every race in her life up until that point and then dusted her lol told her baby don’t talk shit to daddy because I’m always gunna win 🤣
@jayrobertson77335 ай бұрын
Here's another episode of Bert does Therapy.
@voice_of_a_little_lady5 ай бұрын
This episode is for people who care about running not laughing.
@BallerTWashington5 ай бұрын
This right here.
@XbraveheartX875 ай бұрын
theyre talking to Cam Hanes bro.. the master of bow hunting and running.. what did you expect...?
@voice_of_a_little_lady5 ай бұрын
@@XbraveheartX87 nothing. I was just stating the obvious 😏
@chilloutdude36175 ай бұрын
Great episode boys!! I know I can't be the only bow hunter watching this... Where my bow hunters at??
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
Probably in the Paleolithic age.
@chilloutdude36175 ай бұрын
@@GatsbyMyself Are you implying that bow hunters only existed during the paleolithic age or are you trying to be funny? It's not clear...
@LukeH9305 ай бұрын
*Tom & Cam talking about hunting* Bert: Shut up! You guys just go for a walk?! Tom: It's a walk with purpose. *Tom and Cam go back to talking about hunting*
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
7:55. “Some press person came up to me and I was like ‘Get the fuck outta here…” Ladies and Gentleman, the real Tom Segura.
@drivehard23955 ай бұрын
fuck the press.
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
@@drivehard2395 1) “Not now. Race is about to begin.” 2 “Find me when it’s done. Will talk to you then. Thanks.” 3) “I’m focusing on the race. All my thoughts are there.” 4) “Little nervous right now, can’t talk.” 5) “I have to loosen up now.” So many more ways to respond than “Get the fuck out of here. Does it to them, then he does it to delivery people, servers, fans and employees. He ain’t that big of a celebrity to throw a “Fuck off!” at anyone. Also, who do you think invited the press?
@Duke-255 ай бұрын
Two bears on lift, run shoot!!! Let’s go!
@schingh19735 ай бұрын
I was hoping to hear about everyone at the race
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
People are beginning to realize their shine is fading.
@a.k.4o4 ай бұрын
I wish my wife looked at me the way Rogan looks at Cam
@bigdawg49165 ай бұрын
Hate from Australia. Specifically to Bert... ...but to Tom by association.
@TJHimes5 ай бұрын
I love this return of Tom Talks!!!
@jreinert10235 ай бұрын
One of the best pods! It’s been a minute, but this one delivers. Cam is the man!
@washingtonotters78165 ай бұрын
I live in way northern Alberta and I know lots of male hunters with husbands. I don’t think there is any correlation. #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡
@Dimmak8125 ай бұрын
I know my stride.-BERT SAID 😂
@zachywacky113 ай бұрын
Tom saying “geeked” is insane
@sjstyx4 ай бұрын
Dude was awesome on the roast. So excited to see him shine
@sethbelanger84605 ай бұрын
I’m with Bert’s dad. Tom, get a grip. Prepare 10 weeks out for a 5k?! 😂 Jesus. A pacer 😂 That’s sad. Yours behaving like a poor.
@poncefam9905 ай бұрын
Did I just really watch a Pod about running? Wow
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
Awful start to the week.
@NenaA.-gn4fo5 ай бұрын
Boring AF… I haven’t even finished it. Should I?
@Wombathamman5 ай бұрын
Idk I think they’re just trying to spread joy and laughter and trying to make a living for themselves and their families, if you hate it so much then maybe all comedy podcasts should stop doing what they do and wait for your approval
@buttersstotch49565 ай бұрын
He literally told two stories about being charged by bears dude stfu this was an interesting pod
@pntbala235 ай бұрын
What did you think they would talk about with that title?
@Shishido_B4 ай бұрын
Bert: "Sometimes you just go for a walk" 😂😂😂
@JT-uu8lj4 ай бұрын
How is Cam not laughing out loud at Bert talking about running like he’s an expert lol
@spencerconnelly41654 ай бұрын
Mountain lion hunt with dogs. Bert: "I can do that" 😂 hahaha he couldn't stay quiet long enough to kill a lion. Funny joke tho 😂
@anthonywilsey67855 ай бұрын
Bert telling the pro what running is is so on par
@leastselfawarepotassium5 ай бұрын
I had a bit of a laugh at Bert telling Cam how he’s worried about passing his hard work obsession on to his kids.
@himynameisjeff5 ай бұрын
Good stuff. Cam has helped rescue this podcast by being interesting. Ill admit, joe rogans podcast is an overdose on elkmeat and chimps ripping people apart, this was a nice middle ground, and without pothead conspiracies, so that's nice. 8.3 out of 10. Looking foraward to next week, and the trend up continuing
@chickenshark95 ай бұрын
Bert putting in more than one zyn pouch at the start of the episode is wild
@YMS121215 ай бұрын
2 second in Cam. “it was a test” Bert. immediately start his high pitched squeal, fake laugh
@bushwickbill36435 ай бұрын
The squinting anecdote truly is a great peace of inside baseball in regards to being a great runner.
@amy348814 ай бұрын
Great pod cast bert is always my favorite!
@jonnyA01125 ай бұрын
This pod sets the tone for the week, yeah this week gonna drag balls
@numbnuts71695 ай бұрын
Love this pod and love the running talk! Keep it up boys
@milescoleman9105 ай бұрын
Tom and Bert pretending they didn’t Eat garbage and drink beer constantly for 30 straight years and start cleaning up their act once they had the money for personal trainers.
@GatsbyMyself5 ай бұрын
Agreed. Testosterone therapy and Ozempic are not cleaning up your life. When they stop that shit (Which they will have to), those bodies are failing.
@MoneyMikeMurray5 ай бұрын
Right, I respect what they're doing but they don't really grasp that's its much easier with money. Healthy food, supplements, T, trainers, and time are all expensive. I tried the NAD drip and it was great, I felt like superman but it costs $400...
@BobWeave5 ай бұрын
Somebody is jealous
@jonnyA01125 ай бұрын
@@BobWeave bert go somewhere with your troll account
@ryanhickey68125 ай бұрын
Wtf … lol you don’t need money to know what’s good for you. You don’t need money to go for a walk lol that’s a jealous cry baby mentality. Not surprising though.
@samueltorres6905 ай бұрын
Finally an episode where Tom actually talks!
@Tim_miller7775 ай бұрын
44 seconds in and Bert already blowing hot air in the mic
@Chickennuggets183635 ай бұрын
What’s the point of watching if you’re just gonna cry and complain about everything or that you secretly enjoy it but you need attention in life so badly so you try to pretend to be something you’re not
@marke29595 ай бұрын
WOW! Cam shared some awesome parenting tips!
@patrickspooner30295 ай бұрын
Cam "we're built different " 😂😂😂
@123takealook5 ай бұрын
Took long enough for this one to come out.
@tenshunn5 ай бұрын
Blurt prolly things he's rizzalicious in that sleeveless jersey.
@randahlliebelt86035 ай бұрын
Showing off those "ripped" shoulders
@Js-hu5cm5 ай бұрын
I love cam! So humble and tells interesting stories. Bert can learn something
@andrestein60225 ай бұрын
What the fuck is this? Even as a big fan of both these guys, this was dryer than toast
@shoonger0015 ай бұрын
Bertcast
@Chickennuggets183635 ай бұрын
What’s the point of watching if you’re just gonna cry and complain about everything or that you secretly enjoy it but you need attention in life so badly so you try to pretend to be something you’re not
@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD5 ай бұрын
@@Chickennuggets18363 complaints get heard, like how they don't do 30secs of show spoilers anymore. Stop telling people to stop complaining, since THAT is what truly does NOTHING
@shoonger0015 ай бұрын
A Bertcast this week? FUUUUUCK!!!
@Cbaeten125 ай бұрын
This episode feels like one of those pranks where identical twins trade places, and they replaced Tom with Huberman
@brianclark6415 ай бұрын
Great seeing everyone on a health journey
@spencerconnelly41654 ай бұрын
Bert: "I'm a master Archer"😂
@stuartpidassle76585 ай бұрын
“Talk about efficiency in running bc my dad talked about that hlus Dhaka’s skdbdj d didicubd jsjsk” -fert
@zoufan695 ай бұрын
Flint Dibbles dad knows more about it than Brent’s dad
@Arcturuseyes5 ай бұрын
Lol, Bert trapping bears...with a big bowl of honey, spelled hunny on the side of the bowl...a lot like Winnie the Pooh...
@patarmitage22505 ай бұрын
I’ve hunted all my life. And have almost always been successful for deer and small game. Elk grizzly and lion hunting is so wild to me
@Locusto1995 ай бұрын
How Tom and Bert bombed worse than the Boston Marathon during the roast is hilarious.
@BadCaseBand075 ай бұрын
More like two bears one grave 💀 the ship has sailed my boyees
@GymAndSun5 ай бұрын
I missed the 5k dammit. Please do it annually bros. 🔥 I have no shot against Cameron, _maybe_ I can take Mr. Sakura
@SirGrassyNoL5 ай бұрын
people like you made this pod influencer shit. it used to be funny for more than 10% of the ep
@Redbeard_gta4 ай бұрын
Would love to see Tom and Bert hunting
@trevorthompson46245 ай бұрын
Bart: "I grew up going to marathons with my dad. He was elite"! Reality: Brent's dad did a Turkey Trot, once in 1979
@cd-yq9ou5 ай бұрын
His dad was a collegiate all American I believe.... you can look him up. He's a lawyer in Florida easy to find.
@ryanstorm73935 ай бұрын
Used to love these guys and still want to, but they just get more and more deluded with themselves about how impressive they are doing unimpressive things and hyping themselves up like heroes makes you feel sad. Miss the laughs
@vinsanimo5 ай бұрын
bros are talking about passing someone while running as taking souls? hey bro i made my bed u know what i call that? making a picasso. i made toast this morning. i call it, solving world peace.
@noellemoran28275 ай бұрын
That awkward moment when Cam insinuates that gay men don't hunt and it goes right over Tom's head! That was a pretty dick move Cam!
@AvinaLookAbaat5 ай бұрын
Why is that a dick move?
@CadeSubscriptionAccount5 ай бұрын
There's a gay guy at our camp. He hasn't killed anything in years. Just goes to cook and hang out. Cam may be right. Lol
@jfourkicks5 ай бұрын
Nah you can tell Tom clocked it. He was just too afraid to push back on Cam
@markdonalds77355 ай бұрын
2 weeks ago i was hospitalized for acute pneumonia.. I still can’t breathe properly but I went for a morning run anyway my apple watch immediately told me i had low cardio fitness because my heart rate got over 200 in less than 6 min lol
@Johnson-gn4vx5 ай бұрын
Wow by far the gest episode that had bart in it
@matthattful5 ай бұрын
You guys need to get Noah Lyles, the Olympic sprinter, on the pod! His KZbin channel is great too! Saw him run in Atlanta and he’s so good with great energy!!
@jarrahdahlenburg77855 ай бұрын
That girl running at night as well was EPO lol
@Xaer_5 ай бұрын
A 100%
@eric_wiley5 ай бұрын
There is a weird parallel between the cadence of breath Wim Hof has users do at rest and one's own cadence of breath when they have an efficient manner of running.
@AudibleVisibIe5 ай бұрын
Bert did not sit with some chick for 3 mins 😂great excuse for a bad time tho
@litseagull5545 ай бұрын
People saying this isn’t a comedy podcast, bruh they just had Jimmy Carr and Dr. Phil on.
@iceactually5 ай бұрын
Every episode should be a comedy podcast. Not just over half lmao
@Wombathamman5 ай бұрын
People live to troll it’s a million kids who haven’t been able to accept having small penises hating on people who dedicate their lives to making people laugh smh
@Wombathamman5 ай бұрын
@@iceactually are you their manager? Or a PR professional? You can try to start a comedy podcast and I bet you none of your episodes will be funny, cause being a professional comedian is hard
@littlewigglemonster76915 ай бұрын
@@Wombathamman what does him starting a podcast have to do with these 🤡?
@Wombathamman5 ай бұрын
@@littlewigglemonster7691 cause then he could speak from a point of intelligence and actually knows what goes into making a good podcast that makes money and makes people laugh
@daveedg24735 ай бұрын
One of my favorite episodes in a while
@shaylabeemp5 ай бұрын
Cameron Hanes is an angel. Listening to Bert, I had to fart!
@Chub20125 ай бұрын
In high-school I ran cross country and the best 5k I did was 18:30. If you do better than that, you are on another level.
@philliyo85 ай бұрын
Bert made a huge change. Hell yea.
@adam_marc_5395 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for Tommy to start Glassin’. Really wished he brought that up.
@jibberilins5 ай бұрын
This podcast has turned into a group of rich people talking about how great they are. I literally have this on as background noise while i do other stuff. No idea why i watch this anymore.
@danielhesson78665 ай бұрын
Found the poor
@DirtyDan25004 ай бұрын
@@danielhesson7866says the guy who probably doesn’t even clear 100k a year
@Nics-D-Ace4 ай бұрын
@@DirtyDan2500found another poverty pants
@Ken-NRFI-Jr5 ай бұрын
Tom tell stories and Bert says i there’s not a chance in hell you’ll get a word. Here’s what you call Bert Bert bert bert. New theme song
@slapshotbigmac8225 ай бұрын
At least there is no shortage of Joe Rogans guests ,for these guys to chase