2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Tom completely ignoring everybody in a celebrity race he organized sums him up pretty well 😂

[@wyattleath4344]

Psycho❤

[@Botchedtoeknife]

Yeah, and then completely filibustering Bert’s comment about it messing with jelly roll

[@jacobrodriguez4115]

I watch this just to have something on while I wait for Bad Friends to come out

[@NummyScrum]

Check out Digital Bazooka

[@lexlethalxx]

I’ve never felt such a connection with a random stranger on the Internet before lol

[@stephanietaylor6248]

And even then, only sometimes 😂

[@ez_tz3561]

Did we just become best friends? Or should I say....BAD FRIENDS?! 🤡

[@brunofraysse421]

☝️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shoedil812]

Cam is the type of guy that carries the boats and the logs.

[@saltilt8]

Shoutout to Bert interrupting less. Ten minute mile pace is weak sauce and so are the heart rate analytics 🤣 😂

[@patarmitage2250]

Hanes is an alfa

[@saltilt8]

@@patarmitage2250 absolutely

[@madheadproductions]

hes not reading comments and hes listening to us. love to see it ❤

[@ebroburrito1143]

Same

[@hsad5032]

bet for an old fat dude like bert though… o wait hes on testosterone

[@magisterrleth3129]

This episode is kinda like watching two dogs talking to a seal about swimming.

[@sharonviera9036]

Baby walrus

[@josephmitchell204]

Underrated comment

[@szzl]

Bert giving running advice to Tom and Cam is absolutely hilarious

[@illuminahde]

Listen listen listen... It's your left leg and THEN your right leg guys

[@to8860]

He just can't help to make it about himself......

[@jacobralph5863]

The dude literally started it with talking about his dad who use to compete with running, he grew up witnessing it. Cmon leave you gotta cut him some slack, we all know his belt doesn’t.

[@szzl]

@@jacobralph5863 brutal🤣🤣

[@guhleeep]

I don't think Bert has ever listened as quietly as this in his life; I bet he's thinking the whole time "I wonder how long I could last after Cam shot me"?

[@jimbosliceatlanta]

Listening to Bert reminds me to shut up and not make everything about myself. Hate from Atlanta

[@junoweatherman2932]

Sometimes I turn this podcast on then 5 mins later I’m like wtf am I even listening to

[@GatsbyMyself]

Can also be applied to 90% of wives talking.

[@collinmorris]

Same

[@nickking-edwards9301]

Sometimes I wake up for 5 min. and wonder wtf is the point of being alive.

[@GatsbyMyself]

@@nickking-edwards9301 So, wake up for two minutes and go back to sleep.

[@StevieGYaSee]

​@@nickking-edwards9301 you just spoke to my soul

[@girlsgonemildasmr6270]

This episode was awesome. The conversation, questions, cam’s stories, life lessons etc. all amazing!

[@tonymartinez1978]

Hate from Denver ❤️

[@ejnicholson3631]

And from Colorado Springs 😊

[@aconran72]

And the UK 🇬🇧

[@masonkittrell8523]

“I was flying that last mile. Think I was doing an 8 minute mile down hill” Most Bart thing ever 😂

[@Adam053ify1]

Cringe af

[@collinmorris]

Omg I died when he said that.

[@korbindallas4552]

My first 5k I ran

[@ItsMichaelDavis]

That speed is definitely considered flying for a lot of the population. Don't gate keep fitness.

[@mrpc3]

@@ItsMichaelDavisfor a bunch of fat poors

[@Seakaye2s]

I needed this one today guys. From the very bottom of my heart, thank you.

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

35:24 great Bert quote. Come on big guy we’re talking about ultra marathons vs drinking beers and telling jokes.

[@DylanMezMeredith]

Last 3 pods have been quality lads, good to see you guys recognise the issues and have worked to improve your product! Excited to see the continued growth 💪

[@funkk]

LOL you're delusional!

[@dandunlap8638]

I don’t think anyone wants to see Tom and Jelly Roll “FINISH” together😂😂😂

[@GatsbyMyself]

Watching this episode, it seems like Tom and Bert stayed right behind Cam to stare at his ass.

[@quickement]

Speak for your self! Some of us would pay good money 😂

[@shulginone1967]

Puddle of fat sweat evolves into an aqueduct and then a river that runs into the ocean, and then all the fish are dead.

[@shulginone1967]

These are the most woke anti-woke mfers it’s fascinating

[@dandunlap8638]

@@quickement 😂 😂 😂

[@vince24sgo]

Remembering who you used to be and feeling it again is huge.

[@rippittupp5607]

Glad to see Bert still loves hearing himself talk 😂😂😂

[@jreinert1023]

One of the best pods! It’s been a minute, but this one delivers. Cam is the man!

[@bushwickbill3643]

Emotional intelligence, and wisdom are indicitive of greatness in regards to being a the best human you can be.

[@brianlennes9494]

Bert puts a positive spin on the time his father told him you will never beat me in anything😆🤣😛

[@Anthony-uk7xw]

If anyone doesn’t know who Cam Hanes is I advise you to look into him. Good inspiration for some of you who clearly need it. All love though. Gotta start somewhere

[@kylelay6858]

Funniest joke Bert: not sure what he was running from Cam: His kids

[@WilliamEdword]

“His kids” Cameron Hanes with the zinger that was a good one.

[@l1477]

wdym

[@bachcanon1432]

Great fitness channel. They should do a podcast together I think it would be funny.

[@TJHimes]

I love this return of Tom Talks!!!

[@Shishido_B]

Bert: "Sometimes you just go for a walk" 😂😂😂

[@Duke-25]

Two bears on lift, run shoot!!! Let’s go!

[@schingh1973]

I was hoping to hear about everyone at the race

[@GatsbyMyself]

People are beginning to realize their shine is fading.

[@MuayThai4Runners]

I agree with Cam, great organizing, events, & afterparty. Fun to take some souls in that last mile, thanks for giving me an excuse to find some speed again.

[@GatsbyMyself]

Stop talking intelligent and shit in the Two Bears comment section.

[@larrymartinez7989]

I remember when this was a comedy podcast

[@LukeH930]

*Tom & Cam talking about hunting* Bert: Shut up! You guys just go for a walk?! Tom: It's a walk with purpose. *Tom and Cam go back to talking about hunting*

[@randahlliebelt8603]

Hearing crickets for all of Bert's stupid jokes was amazing

[@davishalling]

LMFAO A 3 mile jog. How does Hanes keep a straight face with all the 'Pro' experience coming his way

[@mattspicer9416]

Bert’s story about his dad running backwards on him lol I did that to my 3 year old a couple weeks ago the whole ride she was talkin that noise she could beat me in a race so I turned around mid run and started cheering her on loln

[@mattspicer9416]

I let her win every race in her life up until that point and then dusted her lol told her baby don’t talk shit to daddy because I’m always gunna win 🤣

[@numbnuts7169]

Love this pod and love the running talk! Keep it up boys

[@jayrobertson7733]

Here's another episode of Bert does Therapy.

[@samueltorres04]

Finally an episode where Tom actually talks!

[@chilloutdude3617]

Great episode boys!! I know I can't be the only bow hunter watching this... Where my bow hunters at??

[@GatsbyMyself]

Probably in the Paleolithic age.

[@chilloutdude3617]

@@GatsbyMyself Are you implying that bow hunters only existed during the paleolithic age or are you trying to be funny? It's not clear...

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

This episode is for people who care about running not laughing.

[@BallerTWashington]

This right here.

[@XbraveheartX87]

theyre talking to Cam Hanes bro.. the master of bow hunting and running.. what did you expect...?

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

@@XbraveheartX87 nothing. I was just stating the obvious 😏

[@washingtonotters7816]

I’m from northern Alberta and I have a few family and friends that are male hunters with husbands or boyfriends. In fact I know a pair of hunters in alberta who have a fan page called STBD that stands for “smalltownbig….” I don’t see the relation or correlation. It’s quite the stretch #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡💙

[@amy34881]

Great pod cast bert is always my favorite!

[@JT-uu8lj]

How is Cam not laughing out loud at Bert talking about running like he’s an expert lol

[@poncefam990]

Did I just really watch a Pod about running? Wow

[@GatsbyMyself]

Awful start to the week.

[@NenaA.-gn4fo]

Boring AF… I haven’t even finished it. Should I?

[@Wombatlamb]

Idk I think they’re just trying to spread joy and laughter and trying to make a living for themselves and their families, if you hate it so much then maybe all comedy podcasts should stop doing what they do and wait for your approval

[@buttersstotch4956]

He literally told two stories about being charged by bears dude stfu this was an interesting pod

[@pntbala23]

What did you think they would talk about with that title?

[@washingtonotters7816]

I live in way northern Alberta and I know lots of male hunters with husbands. I don’t think there is any correlation. #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡

[@jonnyA0112]

This pod sets the tone for the week, yeah this week gonna drag balls

[@zachywacky11]

Tom saying “geeked” is insane

[@bushwickbill3643]

The squinting anecdote truly is a great peace of inside baseball in regards to being a great runner.

[@himynameisjeff]

Good stuff. Cam has helped rescue this podcast by being interesting. Ill admit, joe rogans podcast is an overdose on elkmeat and chimps ripping people apart, this was a nice middle ground, and without pothead conspiracies, so that's nice. 8.3 out of 10. Looking foraward to next week, and the trend up continuing

[@chickenshark9]

Bert putting in more than one zyn pouch at the start of the episode is wild

[@sjstyx]

Dude was awesome on the roast. So excited to see him shine

[@patarmitage2250]

I’ve hunted all my life. And have almost always been successful for deer and small game. Elk grizzly and lion hunting is so wild to me

[@kingmoo1115]

36:43 I am 16 years old planting field and I have been running equipment since 12 years old

[@marke2959]

WOW! Cam shared some awesome parenting tips!

[@spencerconnelly4165]

Mountain lion hunt with dogs. Bert: "I can do that" 😂 hahaha he couldn't stay quiet long enough to kill a lion. Funny joke tho 😂

[@Redbeard_gta]

Would love to see Tom and Bert hunting

[@spencerconnelly4165]

Bert: "I'm a master Archer"😂

[@markdonalds7735]

2 weeks ago i was hospitalized for acute pneumonia.. I still can’t breathe properly but I went for a morning run anyway my apple watch immediately told me i had low cardio fitness because my heart rate got over 200 in less than 6 min lol

[@eric_wiley]

There is a weird parallel between the cadence of breath Wim Hof has users do at rest and one's own cadence of breath when they have an efficient manner of running.

[@SatansSimgma]

Where Terrance Howard?

[@terrymead4024]

Who cares, he nuts

[@jamesabshire5504]

Your nuts ​@@terrymead4024

[@YMS12121]

2 second in Cam. “it was a test” Bert. immediately start his high pitched squeal, fake laugh

[@Dimmak812]

I know my stride.-BERT SAID 😂

[@Cbaeten12]

This episode feels like one of those pranks where identical twins trade places, and they replaced Tom with Huberman

[@anthonywilsey6785]

Bert telling the pro what running is is so on par

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

I had a bit of a laugh at Bert telling Cam how he’s worried about passing his hard work obsession on to his kids.

[@a.k.4o]

I wish my wife looked at me the way Rogan looks at Cam

[@AdamAdam-le3pm]

Bears: We were so honored to have you there. Regular People: Who tf is this guy?

[@ItsMichaelDavis]

"this is what I think, so it must be what every other person who's normal thinks" Yeah ok buddy

[@AdamAdam-le3pm]

thanks!

[@thedukeofkidding941]

1:08:58 im sure he already knows this but Cyotes eat berries and forageables like that all the time

[@123takealook]

Took long enough for this one to come out.

[@matthattful]

You guys need to get Noah Lyles, the Olympic sprinter, on the pod! His KZbin channel is great too! Saw him run in Atlanta and he’s so good with great energy!!

[@Js-hu5cm]

I love cam! So humble and tells interesting stories. Bert can learn something

[@brianclark641]

Great seeing everyone on a health journey

[@michaelklock422]

"I love Race Talk" I fuckin hate Brent

[@GatsbyMyself]

He means minorities.

[@TheDevilsGravy]

Brent.

[@sethbelanger8460]

I’m with Bert’s dad. Tom, get a grip. Prepare 10 weeks out for a 5k?! 😂 Jesus. A pacer 😂 That’s sad. Yours behaving like a poor.

[@Chub2012]

In high-school I ran cross country and the best 5k I did was 18:30. If you do better than that, you are on another level.

[@Moshtatoes]

I’ve had several interactions with bears! A black bear in Canada was interested in my tent! (BSA) And at least 8 Kodiak bears! (USCG)

[@adam_marc_539]

Can’t wait for Tommy to start Glassin’. Really wished he brought that up.

[@Johnson-gn4vx]

Wow by far the gest episode that had bart in it

[@philliyo8]

Bert made a huge change. Hell yea.

[@anthonyyoung6489]

4:34 goggins would have run right through that shit. Step up.

[@bigdawg4916]

Hate from Australia. Specifically to Bert... ...but to Tom by association.

[@dtroutmann]

Tom what watch are you wearing ?DeBethune ?

[@slapshotbigmac822]

At least there is no shortage of Joe Rogans guests ,for these guys to chase

[@BadCaseBand07]

More like two bears one grave 💀 the ship has sailed my boyees

[@GatsbyMyself]

7:55. “Some press person came up to me and I was like ‘Get the fuck outta here…” Ladies and Gentleman, the real Tom Segura.

[@drivehard2395]

fuck the press.

[@GatsbyMyself]

@@drivehard2395 1) “Not now. Race is about to begin.” 2 “Find me when it’s done. Will talk to you then. Thanks.” 3) “I’m focusing on the race. All my thoughts are there.” 4) “Little nervous right now, can’t talk.” 5) “I have to loosen up now.” So many more ways to respond than “Get the fuck out of here. Does it to them, then he does it to delivery people, servers, fans and employees. He ain’t that big of a celebrity to throw a “Fuck off!” at anyone. Also, who do you think invited the press?

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Bart has been lucky so many times, I am jealous

[@matthewjswider]

Enough ad reads guys?

[@user-xv4lk3hl6v]

Can anybody tell me where Bert gets those hats them shits fly af

[@GatsbyMyself]

Amazon? Those stores at the mall with thousands of hats with no one in them? Lids? College merch sites? Google is your friend.

[@user-xv4lk3hl6v]

@@GatsbyMyself I tried couldn't find them on google

[@jaspermitchell6180]

Introducing wolves doesn’t necessarily mean they’re trying to control guns & hunting. The reintroduction of wolves into ecosystems dense with wolves elk have a direct correlation to aspen mangrove growth. Maintaining a healthy number of wolves is key. These animals have been here long before us and will be here long after.

[@ryanstorm7393]

Used to love these guys and still want to, but they just get more and more deluded with themselves about how impressive they are doing unimpressive things and hyping themselves up like heroes makes you feel sad. Miss the laughs

[@omegathirteen13]

Why's Tom head look bigger in Cali?

[@GatsbyMyself]

When you turn 70, your body shrinks but your skull stays the same size.

[@GymAndSun]

I missed the 5k dammit. Please do it annually bros. 🔥 I have no shot against Cameron, _maybe_ I can take Mr. Sakura

[@SirGrassyNoL]

people like you made this pod influencer shit. it used to be funny for more than 10% of the ep

[@PaulFischer-o5c]

Are Berts arms on Prednisone?

[@GatsbyMyself]

I don’t know about his arms, but his hands are on Cams balls.

[@daveedg2473]

One of my favorite episodes in a while

[@DocB_83]

Where do I get that hat Bert is wearing?

[@KellyCee-rt3xz]

You should follow Ryan Keeping he’s a Canadian running 75k a day for 99 days he’s halfway through in Northern Ontario right now.

[@GatsbyMyself]

If he’s such a good runner, no way I could follow him. I’m a fat poor.

[@sugamanspodcast]

On the tread mill i get my heart rate up to 189-191, is that bad?

[@Arcturuseyes]

Lol, Bert trapping bears...with a big bowl of honey, spelled hunny on the side of the bowl...a lot like Winnie the Pooh...

[@stuartpidassle7658]

“Talk about efficiency in running bc my dad talked about that hlus Dhaka’s skdbdj d didicubd jsjsk” -fert

[@zoufan69]

Flint Dibbles dad knows more about it than Brent’s dad

[@Watjalukinat]

So sick of hearing about Goggins. Dude left his teammates as they deployed to go to war so he could run marathons.

[@p4nic1211]

Cam explained what goggins means by taking souls. Bert proceeds to say he took souls on A 5k.... while sitting with an injured runner, which is great. But How weird to have to 1 up a goggins reference because you finished A 5k. Horrible.