Does Katt Williams Hate Us? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@JKimPersonal]

Not saying I agree nor disagree but Bart, sorry to break it to you… you are undoubtedly, unequivocally, and without question one of Katt Williams’ Rogan Six.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

I'm sure he definitely doesn't like Bert, considering Bert is a simpleton hack

[@micjisters]

maybe u wont be scared to pick a side when u grow up and realize not everyone wants to be your friend.

[@jaeoen5636]

He’s the face of the Rogan 6 that ain’t funny

[@deedyg575]

@@KZ_MMA-KZwhy does Katts opinion matter to you? Do you know him?

[@deedyg575]

@@KZ_MMA-KZor do u just believe what COMEDIANS say on podcasts😂😂😂

[@zarahandrahilde9554]

For the other poors like me who have jobs to do instead of listening to all of this, this is the part you're looking for: 36:53 And yeah that little snip is what they named the episode for because the rest is about fancy dining in Japan and Berta not being an alcoholic.

[@Low_Pride]

You’re a saint!

[@thatgirljacqsss]

Tyfys 🫡🫡

[@cgarcia4tt]

Thank you sir! The rest of the episode isn’t really worth watching

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

Having a job is the reason I listen to these podcasts.

[@ConcreteButcher]

Thanks!

[@macalistermullen]

Bert is absolutely one of the 6 Katt mentioned.

[@Bleeeaaoop]

He is the six

[@Queenkam796]

And tom

[@zekematthews]

Who gives af

[@macalistermullen]

@@zekematthews You it seems.

[@nicksyoutubeaccount]

@@apaaaa Duncan is one of the coolest and funniest people I learned about through Rogan. I've never seen his stand-up though.

[@Maz.wav.]

I really love how Bert allows Tom to listen

[@Doobiesnacks007]

If you don't wanna hear Brrt go watch Your Mom's House chode. So tired of you annoying mofo fake fans complaining about Bert all the time but still tune in every week.

[@monkeyloven]

lol

[@ayshahkassamali-fox9588]

😂😂

[@kylewright3778]

Bert starts every podcast off trying to convince Tom he’s not an alcoholic

[@matejoh]

Bert is 5 out of the 6 guys Katt hates.

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

Nah, kat has 6 actual people in mind

[@zanderreinhardt3916]

@@MAkAVeLlIiiino shit Sherlock but @matejoh that comment is hilarious

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzza]

can i get a timestamp not listening to this whole podcast

[@anbukakashi114]

The other is Brendan Schaub

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

@@zanderreinhardt3916 his comment isn't hilarious... that's a Brenden schaub caliber "joke"

[@gurshu12]

Tom knows it's hard for poors to keep up with current events, so he graciously gives us 6 week old content for poor brains to slowly digest. Thank you Tom.

[@jordanmartin6487]

They mention Kelce taking his shirt off that was 8 days ago…

[@adriel68]

Thank these heroes, without comedians society would crumble 🫡

[@dynelol]

I'm poor too. I didn't let his remarks under my skin. There's no need to be a vagina about it.

[@BelleMoonbeam]

@@dynelolI’m a vagina. There’s no need to be a poor about it.

[@timturk1899]

The Dead in Mexico..?! I thought their last show, as a band, was a few months ago, and The Mexico gig was in the Summer..?! Maybe they did play a gig in Mexico lately, but not that I've heard of..?! I'll have to google this info, for clarity.🤔

[@SpartanCL1989]

It is at @36:55 for anyone who doesn't want to hear the rest of their boring talk

[@rashadzellner1298]

Bruh ❤. Thank you so much. It wasn’t even in the chapters

[@mattsammi4143]

Hero

[@yitziyyb]

Not all heroes wear capes 🦸

[@GaryFalcon411]

Haha 😂 this is how we make comedians funnier....keep the meat and throw away the bones....

[@Hbizz813]

I appreciate you! I was dreading listening to a whole video 😅

[@GeorgeLucas1138]

Good on bert for being self aware enough to know katt was talking about him

[@CobraJeans]

Who cat ?

[@jg2722]

@@CobraJeansa much better comedian

[@mindsigh4]

​@@jg2722 K.Williams still insists that the Will Smith /Chris Rock slap was staged by Hollywood, but they can't fool him cuz he knows how things really work. just sayin.

[@dhdhdhdbbthomoline8860]

Bert, trying to explain being a functional alcoholic is just priceless.

[@DEMONICxHADES]

he's def a alcoholic but just in denial

[@Shiznittlebizbampop1]

​@@DEMONICxHADESHe just doesn't know that being a FUNCTIONAL alcoholic is STILL a problem. Love the guy, but I hope he finally understands it one day. I think he's going to be talking to Joey when he realizes it lol

[@Joshua-k1h2u]

Yeah no one has ever took the I can stop when ever I want approach to lying to your self about a drinking problem.

[@f4ll3nzr0]

"Because Bernie (Mac) isn't going out that much now. I know I haven't seen him in a while." Tom not breaking was hilarious!

[@FrankP210]

RIP Bernie Mac

[@GioYoLOL]

​@@FrankP210I miss Bernie too! Iconic

[@JorgeLourenco000]

I love that Bert thinks Katt even considers him a comedian 🤣🤣

[@callyamama5156]

You’re fine screw what Katt thinks and btw Bert needs to lose some water out his head before he loses any more weight it’s starting to look insane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@2112c]

​@Bish0pgamingyet here you are, half hour after an episode launches...rent free

[@65Zim]

They only talk about it for 2 min 😂 good clickbait well played fellas

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

I'm sure he definitely doesn't like Bert, considering Bart is a simpleton hack

[@theericexperience3.025]

Van WIlder is the Comedian 😅

[@philmccrakin9782]

As a poor, I don't think he hates you. He thinks you are hacks.

[@giantturd5157]

Why the fuck are you here?

[@philmccrakin9782]

@@giantturd5157 I didn’t want Brent to think Katt hates him. Hates a strong word.

[@gianni_schicchi]

@@giantturd5157 we’re here for you, giant turd. This whole simulation was created for you.

[@thetrophysystem3697]

​@giantturd5157 triggered

[@ethanking4954]

​@@thetrophysystem3697 lol he knows it's true

[@Orisha1990]

Tom was dodging the Kat Williams subject like he was Keanu in the matrix.

[@ikon8275]

He really was the though....

[@anthonystafford8099]

Segura’s like, yeah Bernie Mac doesn’t go out much anymore.. Bert’s clueless like yeah, I haven’t seen him do anything for a while 😂

[@Donkeykongington]

He's probably isn't in the best of health

[@traceyroyer993]

he's gone, dude

[@Donkeykongington]

@@traceyroyer993 where?

[@Bloominshoeman]

Wow someone here is dense

[@Donkeykongington]

@@Bloominshoeman I'm 6"1" and 265 lbs so I have alot of mass but I'm not that dense. How about you? Are you dense? Do you know where Bernie Mac went?

[@christophertrammell4711]

Bert not realizing RR Martin mistook him for a special needs adult was priceless

[@ghostpoop2349]

Straight out of Seinfeld! 😂

[@el6487]

Mistook?

[@benson1ification]

@@el6487right? We all know it’s mistakenened

[@kaydawgy1999]

Kat was definitely talking about Bert

[@Mrsupremesix]

Bert, Shultz, Shaub, Theo, and Tom

[@Rockardo_]

@@Mrsupremesixwdym Theo is hilarious

[@Hbizz813]

@@Mrsupremesixexactly… the only one I can stomach is Theo.

[@Mrsupremesix]

@@Rockardo_ Don't mean Kat thinks he is

[@bp4861]

Theo is a legend in the making. Check your self ​@@Mrsupremesix

[@Sind-y]

Bert “can I tell my story now” right after he has just told a story killed me 😂😂

[@rhameparralax8006]

I know I was like wtf! This dude has a truly psychotic level of narcism.

[@sarahlowell3763]

"Light narcissism" 😂😂

[@perennialtortilla]

At this point i just either skip when burt over takes the conversion or i just turn it off. The dude is exhausting. Tom is an angel for purting up with him

[@victormanriquez1280]

He’s surpassed basic interruptor and into advanced level…where he interrupts himself

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

@@rhameparralax8006 narcissism*

[@spamrobban]

Bert: "the ONLY reason i got in shape is so i can keep drinking. that's the ONLY reason!" next sentence: "i got in shape for a lot of reasons..."

[@melissariley6930]

😂😂😂😅

[@andrewboudreau5279]

It’s so entertaining to me how serious comedians take themselves 😂

[@futureskeletons66669]

They help us laugh in spite of how miserable our lives are because we don't get paid to take our shirts off and make shit up that patently isn't true.

[@curtisboyce3849]

yes that would make sense, them being entertainers and you being entertained.

[@garrettwootton8215]

@@futureskeletons66669by us you mean us “civilian” poors? These aren’t comedians. They’re rich narcissist hacks that look down on their audience. Can’t wait til people wake up and they all lose everything

[@classicclipsF_TV]

youve got to relax with the super original opinions that haven't been said a million times in the lastmonth@@apaaaa

[@matthewdiaz6083]

It's like they think they're real people

[@ThomasGriffiths-h9p]

Bert, acceptance is the first step.

[@neighborbruce]

Bert: "I'm not an alcoholic" Also Bert 2 mins later: "the ONLY reason I got in shape was so I could keep drinking"

[@drugmonkeyrx7965]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

Bert is such an alcoholic he drinks vodka while jogging on the treadmill.

[@drugmonkeyrx7965]

🤣🤣🤣@@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour

[@jboylanvt]

I'm not an alcoholic, I just love alcohol unconditionally.

[@curtisboyce3849]

if you havent noticed, berts bit is that hes not an alcoholic but is obviously an alcoholic. its a joke.

[@ryanakahuss]

as a former alcoholic, that literally almost died from cirrhosis.......Bert is 10,000,000% an alcoholic, and its almost not even funny at this point for him to say otherwise, lol Bert recanting stories, makes me realize that some of the most awesome stuff in life, happens to people that wont even remember it, let alone deserve it!

[@TurKishsoulja]

Bert looking down on Bobby Lee is peak Bert. Bert looking down on junkies is fucking hilarious.

[@drewgoodman9014]

Especially when he admitted to drinking on oxycodone!!

[@rommarene4848]

Sounds like you’re a junkie in defense mode

[@diesel8353]

I've never seen a person defend himself not being an alcoholic as much as Bert.😂

[@dangerguy32]

especially with such stupid logic lmaooo bro literally said "everyone still enabled me at my worst so i must be good"

[@KK-bm4mf]

Who TF cares? Is this a running joke with to hate on Bert for everything or are you people genuine? If so you're truly cringe, like go watch something you enjoy and stfu

[@justbigstepbro9167]

@@dangerguy32he also said he got healthy ONLY to keep drinking. Yet he isn’t an alcoholic. Yet he loves it so much he will make a life change so he won’t lose it

[@yurickaregger7118]

Yea... That's what an alcoholic does...

[@ethanking4954]

While being drunk

[@harperrish]

36:50 is when they talk about Katt

[@ericmiller1100]

ty

[@thercs6601]

Thank you

[@BloopsnBleeps]

Don't feel bad fellas, you've lost a lot of your poor fans over the past 12 months. Its not just Katt

[@pkz420]

They don't need you. If you can't handle a joke, then a comedian does not care if you choose not to watch. Bert is still wealthy, and still popular without you. The only one upset in your relationship with bert and tom, is you. They don't even know, or care, that you exist. So why are you even here in these comments? You came to him, and give your time freely. That makes you look sad, not him.

[@BloopsnBleeps]

@@pkz420 It's actually you that can't handle the joke. You know what I'm doing is a joke...right? Tom's entire fans base is built on people fucking with each other. Hahahahaha your response is hilarious

[@MikeRotch2020]

​@@pkz420you're the idiot that doesn't seem to understand they were being facetious. Lol, awkward.

[@mcearlgrey]

@@pkz420 Impressive that you were able to type this while tonguing his asshole

[@ForbiddenFruit999]

@@pkz420is that you nadav? Lol berts gf came in clutch 2 protect them.

[@OhBoysPaintball]

Bert not admitting he’s an alcoholic is a complete Bert move.

[@scabbynack]

Nothing is funnier than Burnt needing praise for asking someone a question about themselves 🤣

[@brucewayne2255]

Shane Gillis just being natural is everything Bert try’s so hard to be.

[@davidleblanc7563]

That, and Gillis is more relatable to us, given that he has working class roots and has actually done manual and physical labor before his comedy career took off running.

[@Wulfiebaby]

@@davidleblanc7563 It helps that Gillis is funny.

[@Jmiah-j7v]

​@@Wulfiebaby and smart

[@jakehxllxws259]

@@WulfiebabyLet’s not get crazy here

[@Fbb1010]

​@@davidleblanc7563 Not anymore

[@adbeelvargas3382]

Hating someone, and not thinking someone brings in comedic talent are two totally different things

[@augustkraus1389]

They think they're the funniest people on earth, so if you don't agree you must be a hater or poor

[@davidleblanc7563]

​@@augustkraus1389I agree. The fact that they even have to make a podcast asking one of the most rhetorical questions on Earth, is pure proof. And I think Katt hates these two the most with a passion, mainly cause theres no honesty in their careers, and Katt grew up in the actual streets, so you know he's livid at entitled Segura and his wash cloth jokes.

[@davidleblanc7563]

That's part of the reason he brought up Kevin Hart. Hart's been proven with receipts, to be a plant. 2lazy2try and podcast cringe both pointed it out

[@davidleblanc7563]

And their still banking episodes. Katt said that shit last month. They shouldve released this, THAT week, it would've made more sense.

[@brittoncoursey5142]

I’m so talented I can hold both positions for Bert

[@samsonfpv8902]

Tom’s podcast format is great. I Love Watching The Boys React To Things That Happened 6 Weeks Ago.

[@tb.21]

Banked episodes that talk about current events work so well

[@bmkeesee]

They talked about the nfl game from last weekend. This probably got recorded on Monday or Tuesday and came out on KZbin a week later? That’s not 6 weeks ago homie. Lmao.

[@Sid00077]

​@@bmkeesee Don't bother arguing with these hate watchers. They have nothing going on with their life and they have enough time to drag you down to their level.😂

[@jordanmartin6487]

@@bmkeeseewas literally just gonna comment this but they’ll be upset if it isn’t a live broadcast

[@TonyBongtana]

But the katt Williams things did happen weeks ago and is barely being mentioned now sooo 🤷🤷

[@joeyg8971]

I love hearing from my favorite 2 travel vloggers

[@TorrentFiend10]

This was the funniest Bears episode in quite a while. I know you guys are very busy with your celebrity lifestyle but please give us more of these guys. Bart's full service human story and Todd constantly interrupting Bart to the point Bart asks politely if Todd is done now..... The diabetes and teacup stories. Feels like the old episodes again. A laugh a minute, great stuff

[@thewinterwoods]

If Bert isn't an alcoholic then nobody is an alcoholic.

[@Mellisskkaa]

Katt was ABSOLUTELY talking about them as part of the 6😂. Especially since a lot of them moved here to Austin with Joe.

[@Hbizz813]

I noticed that too lol 😂

[@johnmoore2040]

They’re all making way more money than Katt lol

[@southphillylilly]

@Bish0pgaming yes, we white people aren't all that talented. But we're still not black, so we got you beat.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Rich does not = Good

[@shadow6133]

@@southphillylilly💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JustABloke28]

Have you heard, Bert lost weight. He wont likely bring it up due to his overwhelming humbleness ❤

[@BoinkrNanis]

My brother lost 200lbs in his 30s and joined the military. He isn't humble because he worked his ass off for it. Telling people who have success, to be humble, is the ultimate loser label. Let folks have wins you cant.

[@JustABloke28]

Bert doesn't have a humble bone in his body 😂

[@BoinkrNanis]

@nicisataylor yeah, exactly. Don't expect everyone to be humble about their success in their lives. A lot of people straight up earn the right to arrogant about themselves. It's losers who try to force humble onto others doing better.

[@JustABloke28]

​@@BoinkrNanis 👍🏻👍🏻

[@InspectahReese]

@@BoinkrNanisthese two aren’t comparable because your brother isn’t also an alcoholic “comedian” with zero self awareness and insane narcissism

[@Eddibles]

There’s no doubt in my mind bert is one of the six… completely undeniable.

[@jpokes200]

Bert is the picture of narcissism, but he means well I guess 😂

[@patrickdillon500]

It was nice to hear that when he's feeling the gig going well and the vibe is good that he sings the National Anthem. He did that in Bangor Maine when I saw him, the crowd was really there for him and he was awesome.

[@KickassMcfly]

Always nice to have this show to remind me of what happened 4 weeks ago

[@ryanmurphy2089]

Burt spending 10 mins talking about how he’s not an alcoholic is the most alcoholic thing he could do

[@michaeladams6847]

Followed by "the ONLY reason I get in shape is so I can keep drinking" 😂

[@leathakkor]

@@michaeladams6847 I feel like if burt truly isn't an alcoholic and wants people to stop telling him he is. he should maybe cut back on statements like these. I suspect bert is just an idiot who says outrageous things that are not true for attention.

[@mariobudal8850]

​@michaeladams6847 I _love_ that this is his reason.

[@SpectroSwag12]

He does that almost every episode

[@gdt19871]

Yeah, making major adjustments in your life so you can keep drinking the same or more definitely isn't a warning sign that you're an alcoholic 😂 I have a bit of experience as I'm a sober alcoholic.

[@scattystormborn]

“I saw the movie Precious Gems” 😂😂😂 Uncut Gems man

[@joshuascalf8979]

He's called it that a million times. He even called it that in a drunken FaceTime with Sandler himself!

[@MegaChase20]

Yeah he was talking about the time he was on a comedy charity zoom during the pandemic and mistakenly called it that

[@smokeyblaze1995]

That Bernie Mac joke went right over Bert’s head 😂

[@alexanderdavenport1127]

Tom with that Low-Key Bernie Mac callout to Bert . "Yeah I havent seen him out in a while" XDDDDD Priceless !

[@ryangibson4407]

And the fact that Bert didn't catch on just makes it that much funnier lol, "Yeah Bernie is going out much these days" Yeah I know, I havent seen him out in awhile lol

[@Vancedoesdabs]

Props to Bart for actually letting tom talk about japan for 2 minutes 💀

[@Mad_Villan]

2 minutes uninterrupted must be a record.

[@parhammotorsports6125]

Is calling bert, Bart an inside joke. I see alot of people do it in the comments.

[@zachhall3299]

@@parhammotorsports6125 his real name is bart

[@sarahlowell3763]

​@parhammotorsports6125 yes there's a lot of ppl to mispronounce his name and Tom like to find the clips, save them, and show them to Burnt Chrysler

[@ModeratelyAmused]

The interruption wasn't even the worst part. He literally tells a much longer story about being in Japan and finishes it with "are you done telling your story about Japan?" What the f is Tom suppose to say at that point?

[@joewat3982]

It's nice that Tom was able to go to Japan & meet his extended family

[@michaelcassinis1578]

Segura (deep Japanese voice) haha great reference my guy. Hilarious

[@j-fo4753]

@@michaelcassinis1578 Wonder if Tom met that lady in Japan who asked him... "Would you like some tea?" 😑🍮😅😅

[@Iceman-gm1fu]

he didn't say he hated you guys. he said you guys weren't funny. to me, you guys are just normal guys as funny as anyone I would meet in regular life.

[@tylerrude7049]

then what are you doing here lol?

[@dmannezy]

@@tylerrude7049what did that have to do with anything

[@TheCrouchingZebra]

Had to make it a race thing, but don’t worry because you can’t be racist 😂

[@dmannezy]

@Bish0pgaming yeah that was uncalled for racist pos half the black dudes like KAM PATTERSON are trash!!!!!!

[@thekid8100]

Tom is a good comedian

[@scottoneil8618]

'We looked for ninjas but we couldn't find any.' 🤣🤣

[@neondarknessor]

Bert has such a big heart to allow us to hear his stories uninterrupted. 🙃😏

[@torgitron]

It’s amazing how much Bert talks about people reacting to him or talking about him or Bert talking about himself or people talking about them

[@Dumbloser9]

Bert is three of the comedians katt was talking about

[@tipofthefingercomedy5071]

So glad Bert hasn’t been doing the high wheeze laugh anymore, so much better to listen to.

[@steviesmiler]

8:40 it’s nice to hear Tom speaking in his native language.

[@maximumpr4em]

We need a Nadav laugh track, his laugh was the best lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[@tunechitrump]

lol Bert is so aware of the hate he’s getting now

[@Demion83]

That's the nicest thing anyone could say about him. That's why I'm one of the few in the bert>Tom camp.

[@ericlataxes4555]

He doesn’t read his comments tho

[@Mad_Villan]

Aware yet still somehow lacking self-awareness to an astonishing level

[@elijahhardy2143]

Bert and Tom are part of the reason that I started losing weight and that's the nicest thing I have to say about both of them

[@sherbert85]

Two droll, overweight, narcissistic podcasters caused you to get in shape? Ehh. That is such an awkward thing to admit on so many levels.

[@Poo69691]

Thank u poor

[@elijahhardy2143]

@@Poo69691 back at you poor

[@ergotemplar6406]

Did they start stealing food from your fridge or ?

[@elijahhardy2143]

@@ergotemplar6406 😂 nah they were both super fat and I was kinda fat so I figured if these 2 bozos could do it I may as well give it a shot

[@sloth4z]

I like how right after Brent finished telling his geisha story, he immediately asked, "Can I tell my story now?" I can't imagine anyone thinking he's a narcissist.

[@cpiece2450]

Unsub and move on with your life then. Crying in KZbin comments is super gay.

[@benjamincook3901]

@@cpiece2450you know sucking on their balls in the youtube comments is pretty fucking gay too

[@Matyloops]

​@@cpiece2450 good job defending your boyfriends honor

[@flyingman09101984]

"Are you being serious" is now Bert's catch phrase when talking to Tom, otherwise he can't tell if it's for real or another joke hahaha.

[@8383kathy]

1st podcast where I get brutal honesty, humor, and education. Now that is a package! lol

[@toomucht00fast7]

Bart calling Dead Ahead "The Grateful Dead" really sums up what he gathered from that experience

[@complexend4133]

BERT NAME DROPPING SHANE GILLIS JUST TO COMPLIMENT HIMSELF THROUGH SHANE IS WILDDDDD "shane texted me im one of the top 5 hangs of all time"

[@davidleblanc7563]

Lmfao typical Bert...

[@ghostpoop2349]

🎯😂

[@tomasdesouza2847]

He does this all the time. It's embarrassing really

[@BoinkrNanis]

I actually met paul wall and his wife and son in a target in Houston when he was big in like 2009. Man, that dude is so down to earth. He was dressed regular and he spoke with grace. Wife lovely, son well managed. So idk, he is a white boi from the hood but he carries himself correctly in public.

[@clicheguevara5282]

I grew up in the hood in S. Memphis during the 90s but when I moved to Hawaii and told all my new friends about my childhood/background, they found it extremely hard to believe. Lol I think there's a lot of us white boys from the hood who can kind of turn it on and off depending on the circumstance.

[@InsolentVillager]

I legit just found out Bert went carnivore as I have been too busy to follow the crew the past 7 months. I legit jumped up and yelled FUCK YEAH! at the 5:00 mark. My story is below... I am a 7 month carnivore lion dieter. In that time, I saw a Dr and got blood work done in the beginning and 3 months ago. I lost 91 lbs, doubled my testosterone (also reversed to nothing gynecomastia), lowered my BP to 100/70, released and properly positioned my right sciatic nerve and rebuilt a 15 year dead hip to ankle right leg. No more arthritis. I reversed type 2 diabetes to normal. I was manic depressive bipolar and now I have never had a down day or a manic one since 2 weeks in. I got rid of all but one patch of plaque psoriasis, which I had everywhere. Got rid of GERD, snoring, and sleep apnea. My skin looks so damn good, and I wake up with wood every day ( a sign of healthy cardiovascular and hormonal health). I feel I have de-aged 30 years. I am 53. Fatty ruminant meat and liver is the way for me, and now it always will be because I feel fregin amazing and crave nothing else. It's a minimalist dream as well. It's quick, easy, and cheap. Meat is the way! So proud of you Bert!!!

[@ChingerBurger]

speaking of impressions and race fluffy is the best example of what tom said, he always gets the info right

[@spencer6315]

“The only reason I got in shape. The ONLY reason I got in shape.” One second later - “I got in shape for a lot of reasons”

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

That’s what daily long term alcohol does to the brain. Watch Berts earlier stand up and interviews like from 7+ years ago, you can easily notice the difference in how sharp and coherent his brain worked compare to now.

[@gabrieljamespacheco]

Uhhhhundered percent 🤣

[@toomuchkool-aid7975]

Bert calling other people addicts like he’s doesn’t have an addictive personality

[@Sam_D]

Tom Segura is wearing the Rolex Submariner Green bezel, black dial "Starbucks" and Bert is wearing the Rolex DayDate in Rose Gold.

[@InspectorButters4]

Tom is def the type of guy to use the term "my full service person" 😂😂😂 It sounds way better than "my slave" Lmao

[@FinalFantasy-l6h]

Bret trying to understand addiction is hilarious

[@accelerate08]

Oh great ive really been missing hearing bert talking about bert

[@kristophershinn4420]

Have heard Tom talk about these salad tomatoes on 3 different podcasts now. Must've been a helluva tomato 😂

[@wetknuckles]

Killer content as always.

[@dillonpeterson1658]

Bert just likes to party. Happy to see he is on a health kick. Hope he keeps it up.

[@calistafalcontail]

Hes so damn primitive it hurts.

[@GymAndSun]

57:00 there’s that eerie interview the Academic / Engineer talking openly about how hopelessly addicted he currently is, seeing every type of person at the crackhouse

[@crazybob94]

How funny if the "Rogan 6" was not even 6 dudes, just Katt making up a number while kicking the hornets nest for shits and giggles lol.

[@calistafalcontail]

Bert is all 6 of them.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

It was a bit of both. I doubt it was exactly six, but I can definitely think of at least four. But also, he had the best time baiting the entire industry to give him free publicity.

[@TheEmzley]

Katt Williams is a nobody. You’d never heard of him 3 weeks ago

[@phattony2000]

we don't hate you for getting in shape, we hate you for talking about nothing else on a comedy podcast

[@Swearengen1980]

It's a whatever the fuck he wants it to be podcast.

[@ikuep]

I get the hate. I just don't get why you stay here and continue hating when there's content out there that could make you happy instead.

[@micahwest2793]

​@@ikuep there's a crowd of people who think it's cool to be haters. They want to be part of the crowd so they can get attention and not feel like such losers 😆 it's a sad world we're living in.

[@drewm7455]

​@micahwest2793 I never listen to this podcast I just wanted to hear that Katt stuff but bert is insufferable

[@HITTHEPANDA]

​@@micahwest2793or people feel like they can criticize shit content because it's not north Korea? Go lick some more paint

[@joeymorrison8905]

Bert trying to convince people he lost 60 pounds in literally a month is shameful .. none of these celebrities admit to there ozempic usage

[@davidleblanc7563]

Is it even humanly possible to do that? Someone like us would have to have the metabolic rate of like Barry Allen for that shit to be real

[@Lazarusreflexx]

There's two bums fighting on the street outside my window right now.

[@Husapalooza]

The cut to Manscape ad was hilarious edit crew.

[@Jonr.mp4]

Diabetes really changed Bert. Tom got his Japan stories in.

[@gabrielswanson6145]

Tom's japanese sentence was exactly what he said was. Love to see it.

[@federicowicho8802]

Love that Burt says he’s not an alcoholic but requests his assigned geisha to have a beer ready when he wakes up lmao

[@backtoobasics]

Dont worry fellers, squeeky was just tryin to sell his tegrity for tickets😂😂😂😂

[@tims6540]

"we're in their head" 🤣 i don't know why that's satisfying but it is lmao

[@BrakBrakBrak]

Thank god Tom is here this week and I can actually listen to not just Brent talking.

[@chaboibenjammin]

Nah, it's still just Bart talking.

[@Doobiesnacks007]

If yall don't like Bert go listen to another pod so f*cking annoyed with you fake ass fans who ONLY wanna listen to Tom. Go listen to Your Mom's House then ya chode

[@vc316]

He is so self centered that he immediately thinks Kat doesn´t like him!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Amazing! Tom happens to find it funny, and that makes Bert think he is very funny to everybody! 🤣😂😂🤣

[@chriscox4936]

Weaponizing your audience to harass other people and not realizing that they'll get bored and a turn on you is the funniest thing Tom has ever done.

[@davidleblanc7563]

Preach!

[@bigdc202]

Katt never said anything about the race of the comedians. Rogan also has only a certain handful of Black comedians he has on as guests like Ali Siddiq, Brian Simpson, Ms Pat.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Love these comments... 😂 Better than this entire podcast. Should be titled "Does Everyone Hate Us?".. Answer: No, just us poor pedestrians.

[@ZodaPoppin]

The aura of this podcast is in the bin

[@adabhamlincoln]

Dr. Drew literally said your an alcoholic on Steve-Os episodes lmao

[@bp4861]

Can't wait to hear Bert lecture people about health all the time

[@abombfletcher]

Cant wait? Thats all he does! A perfect AA NA sponsor for all his fans....

[@ericturner34]

Bert is……cringe to say the least

[@deadarmd]

Bert takes benzos to get through the day without drinking. Lmao

[@ineedafernbackhere]

What’s up with his hands? Must be speed

[@jdontstop2014]

love the bears and love bad friends. Could you imagine the bear and the friend podcast?? Tom and Andrew obviously.

[@FreddieM-p8r]

hey its the monthly Two Bears podcast!!!

[@phaedrus1267]

This is probably going to be the most watched episode for the year due to having Katt Williams in the title.

[@Snooobert]

Only took them a month to catch up lol

[@moneeshamoxley5316]

Lol

[@zehmyan]

Bert can't wait to talk... and when he gets the chance he can't remember any of the details LOL

[@calistafalcontail]

Yes Bert you probably are one of the six and you totally deserve it.

[@flyingman09101984]

Tom not finding Ninjas in Japan just proves they are still the best at being Ninjas, just saying 🤔

[@The.Adam.D]

Bert was 2 margaritas away or one Twinkie away from type 2. Let’s be honest. The way he has turned it around is amazing! Way to go man!

[@dhdhdhdbbthomoline8860]

It’s not really amazing that’s what peptides, Ozempic, steroids do that’s what money does for you.

[@variaxi935]

I drink 4+ full-sugar gatorades daily, two cans of monster or red bull, 15-20 rice krispies each day, various other candies and sweets, and almost no "real" food whatsoever. 28yo 6'1 105lb male, am I gonna develop type two lmao I have zero clue how it works 😅😅

[@pianoartist8830]

@@variaxi935Bro theres no way you’re 6’1 and 105. Forget about diabetes you need to gain at least like 40 pounds.

[@MxGoliath]

Yayyyy!!! Now he can drink more alcohol!!!!! Yayyyy such a lovely humble role model

[@wakenow1]

​@@variaxi935bruh, I'm 5'8" and 135lbs and I'm short and thin... You might need medical attention.