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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom shares his experiences from a recent trip to Japan, the delicious cuisine there, and Bert tries his best not to interrupt. The bears also discuss accents, addicts, geishas, the Grateful Dead, George R.R. Martin, meeting famous people, El Paso, the Golden Globes, 5K by May, and much more!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 221
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:56 - Special Gifts
00:05:25 - Addicts And Accents
00:11:58 - Tell Me About Japan
00:21:01 - Japanese Cuisine/Bert's Geisha
00:25:53 - The Grateful Dead/George R.R. Martin
00:34:30 - Being Cool Around Celebs
00:41:28 - Texting Football Players/Hosting Golden Globes
00:47:17 - Private Shows
00:52:30 - El Paso/Junkie Energy
00:58:33 - 5K By May
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[@JKimPersonal]

Not saying I agree nor disagree but Bart, sorry to break it to you… you are undoubtedly, unequivocally, and without question one of Katt Williams’ Rogan Six.

[@KZ_MMA_]

I'm sure he definitely doesn't like Bert, considering Bert is a simpleton hack

[@micjisters]

maybe u wont be scared to pick a side when u grow up and realize not everyone wants to be your friend.

[@jaeoen5636]

He’s the face of the Rogan 6 that ain’t funny

[@deedyg575]

@@KZ_MMA_why does Katts opinion matter to you? Do you know him?

[@deedyg575]

@@KZ_MMA_or do u just believe what COMEDIANS say on podcasts😂😂😂

[@macalistermullen]

Bert is absolutely one of the 6 Katt mentioned.

[@ninjafrog86]

He is the six

[@Queenkam796]

And tom

[@zekematthews]

Who gives af

[@macalistermullen]

@@zekematthews You it seems.

[@jthomp35]

the "Rogan 6" as being Tom, Bert, Joey, Ari, Duncan and Brendan.. Tom might be the only funny one in the crew.

[@Maz.wav.]

I really love how Bert allows Tom to listen

[@Doobiesnacks007]

If you don't wanna hear Brrt go watch Your Mom's House chode. So tired of you annoying mofo fake fans complaining about Bert all the time but still tune in every week.

[@monkeyloven]

lol

[@ayshahkassamali-fox9588]

😂😂

[@kylewright3778]

Bert starts every podcast off trying to convince Tom he’s not an alcoholic

[@zarahandrahilde9554]

For the other poors like me who have jobs to do instead of listening to all of this, this is the part you're looking for: 36:53 And yeah that little snip is what they named the episode for because the rest is about fancy dining in Japan and Berta not being an alcoholic.

[@Low_Pride]

You’re a saint!

[@thatgirljacqsss]

Tyfys 🫡🫡

[@cgarcia4tt]

Thank you sir! The rest of the episode isn’t really worth watching

[@selfawarepotassium]

Having a job is the reason I listen to these podcasts.

[@ConcreteButcher]

Thanks!

[@SpartanCL1989]

It is at @36:55 for anyone who doesn't want to hear the rest of their boring talk

[@rashadzellner1298]

Bruh ❤. Thank you so much. It wasn’t even in the chapters

[@mattsammi4143]

Hero

[@yitziyyb]

Not all heroes wear capes 🦸

[@GaryFalcon411]

Haha 😂 this is how we make comedians funnier....keep the meat and throw away the bones....

[@hollybizzle813]

I appreciate you! I was dreading listening to a whole video 😅

[@danielleahy15]

Good on bert for being self aware enough to know katt was talking about him

[@CobraJeans]

Who cat ?

[@jg2722]

@@CobraJeansa much better comedian

[@mindsigh4]

​@@jg2722 K.Williams still insists that the Will Smith /Chris Rock slap was staged by Hollywood, but they can't fool him cuz he knows how things really work. just sayin.

[@dhdhdhdbbthomoline8860]

Bert, trying to explain being a functional alcoholic is just priceless.

[@DEMONICxHADES]

he's def a alcoholic but just in denial

[@Shiznittlebizbampop1]

​@@DEMONICxHADESHe just doesn't know that being a FUNCTIONAL alcoholic is STILL a problem. Love the guy, but I hope he finally understands it one day. I think he's going to be talking to Joey when he realizes it lol

[@user-rx6fi4ek6r]

Yeah no one has ever took the I can stop when ever I want approach to lying to your self about a drinking problem.

[@matejoh]

Bert is 5 out of the 6 guys Katt hates.

[@PrimeTonysElbows]

Nah, kat has 6 actual people in mind

[@zanderreinhardt3916]

@@PrimeTonysElbowsno shit Sherlock but @matejoh that comment is hilarious

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzza]

can i get a timestamp not listening to this whole podcast

[@anbukakashi114]

The other is Brendan Schaub

[@PrimeTonysElbows]

@@zanderreinhardt3916 his comment isn't hilarious... that's a Brenden schaub caliber "joke"

[@gurshu12]

Tom knows it's hard for poors to keep up with current events, so he graciously gives us 6 week old content for poor brains to slowly digest. Thank you Tom.

[@jordanmartin6487]

They mention Kelce taking his shirt off that was 8 days ago…

[@adriel68]

Thank these heroes, without comedians society would crumble 🫡

[@dynelol]

I'm poor too. I didn't let his remarks under my skin. There's no need to be a vagina about it.

[@BelleMoonbeam]

@@dynelolI’m a vagina. There’s no need to be a poor about it.

[@timturk1899]

The Dead in Mexico..?! I thought their last show, as a band, was a few months ago, and The Mexico gig was in the Summer..?! Maybe they did play a gig in Mexico lately, but not that I've heard of..?! I'll have to google this info, for clarity.🤔

[@Orisha1990]

Tom was dodging the Kat Williams subject like he was Keanu in the matrix.

[@ikon8275]

He really was the though....

[@johnathansmith9246]

I can't imagine caring what Kat Williams thinks

[@anthonystafford8099]

Segura’s like, yeah Bernie Mac doesn’t go out much anymore.. Bert’s clueless like yeah, I haven’t seen him do anything for a while 😂

[@Donkeykongington]

He's probably isn't in the best of health

[@traceyroyer993]

he's gone, dude

[@Donkeykongington]

@@traceyroyer993 where?

[@Bloominshoeman]

Wow someone here is dense

[@Donkeykongington]

@@Bloominshoeman I'm 6"1" and 265 lbs so I have alot of mass but I'm not that dense. How about you? Are you dense? Do you know where Bernie Mac went?

[@JorgeLourenco000]

I love that Bert thinks Katt even considers him a comedian 🤣🤣

[@callyamama5156]

You’re fine screw what Katt thinks and btw Bert needs to lose some water out his head before he loses any more weight it’s starting to look insane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bish0pgaming]

😂I've never once laughed at anything he does. Like most people I found out about tom through Rogan and Bert through him. His movie was really bad too lol

[@2112c]

​@@Bish0pgamingyet here you are, half hour after an episode launches...rent free

[@65Zim]

They only talk about it for 2 min 😂 good clickbait well played fellas

[@KZ_MMA_]

I'm sure he definitely doesn't like Bert, considering Bart is a simpleton hack

[@f4ll3nzr0]

"Because Bernie (Mac) isn't going out that much now. I know I haven't seen him in a while." Tom not breaking was hilarious!

[@FrankP210]

RIP Bernie Mac

[@jpokes200]

Bert is the picture of narcissism, but he means well I guess 😂

[@christophertrammell4711]

Bert not realizing RR Martin mistook him for a special needs adult was priceless

[@ghostpoop2349]

Straight out of Seinfeld! 😂

[@el6487]

Mistook?

[@benson1ification]

@@el6487right? We all know it’s mistakenened

[@andrewboudreau5279]

It’s so entertaining to me how serious comedians take themselves 😂

[@futureskeletons66669]

They help us laugh in spite of how miserable our lives are because we don't get paid to take our shirts off and make shit up that patently isn't true.

[@curtisboyce3849]

yes that would make sense, them being entertainers and you being entertained.

[@garrettwootton8215]

@@futureskeletons66669by us you mean us “civilian” poors? These aren’t comedians. They’re rich narcissist hacks that look down on their audience. Can’t wait til people wake up and they all lose everything

[@classicclipsF_TV]

youve got to relax with the super original opinions that haven't been said a million times in the lastmonth@@umpin3

[@rico_wizard]

Don’t forget, we’re “civilians.”

[@TurKishsoulja]

Bert looking down on Bobby Lee is peak Bert. Bert looking down on junkies is fucking hilarious.

[@drewgoodman9014]

Especially when he admitted to drinking on oxycodone!!

[@rommarene4848]

Sounds like you’re a junkie in defense mode

[@spamrobban]

Bert: "the ONLY reason i got in shape is so i can keep drinking. that's the ONLY reason!" next sentence: "i got in shape for a lot of reasons..."

[@melissariley6930]

😂😂😂😅

[@philmccrakin9782]

As a poor, I don't think he hates you. He thinks you are hacks.

[@giantturd5157]

Why the fuck are you here?

[@philmccrakin9782]

@@giantturd5157 I didn’t want Brent to think Katt hates him. Hates a strong word.

[@gianni_schicchi]

@@giantturd5157 we’re here for you, giant turd. This whole simulation was created for you.

[@thetrophysystem3697]

​@giantturd5157 triggered

[@ethanking4954]

​@@thetrophysystem3697 lol he knows it's true

[@neighborbruce]

Bert: "I'm not an alcoholic" Also Bert 2 mins later: "the ONLY reason I got in shape was so I could keep drinking"

[@drugmonkeyrx7965]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@seNor916x4]

Bert is such an alcoholic he drinks vodka while jogging on the treadmill.

[@drugmonkeyrx7965]

🤣🤣🤣@@seNor916x4

[@jboylanvt]

I'm not an alcoholic, I just love alcohol unconditionally.

[@curtisboyce3849]

if you havent noticed, berts bit is that hes not an alcoholic but is obviously an alcoholic. its a joke.

[@smokeyblaze1995]

That Bernie Mac joke went right over Bert’s head 😂

[@ryanakahuss]

as a former alcoholic, that literally almost died from cirrhosis.......Bert is 10,000,000% an alcoholic, and its almost not even funny at this point for him to say otherwise, lol Bert recanting stories, makes me realize that some of the most awesome stuff in life, happens to people that wont even remember it, let alone deserve it!

[@sindylopezpilarte5044]

Bert “can I tell my story now” right after he has just told a story killed me 😂😂

[@rhameparralax8006]

I know I was like wtf! This dude has a truly psychotic level of narcism.

[@sarahlowell3763]

"Light narcissism" 😂😂

[@perennialtortilla]

At this point i just either skip when burt over takes the conversion or i just turn it off. The dude is exhausting. Tom is an angel for purting up with him

[@victormanriquez1280]

He’s surpassed basic interruptor and into advanced level…where he interrupts himself

[@KZ_MMA_]

@@rhameparralax8006 narcissism*

[@diesel8353]

I've never seen a person defend himself not being an alcoholic as much as Bert.😂

[@dangerguy32]

especially with such stupid logic lmaooo bro literally said "everyone still enabled me at my worst so i must be good"

[@KK-bm4mf]

Who TF cares? Is this a running joke with to hate on Bert for everything or are you people genuine? If so you're truly cringe, like go watch something you enjoy and stfu

[@justbigstepbro9167]

@@dangerguy32he also said he got healthy ONLY to keep drinking. Yet he isn’t an alcoholic. Yet he loves it so much he will make a life change so he won’t lose it

[@yurickaregger7118]

Yea... That's what an alcoholic does...

[@ethanking4954]

While being drunk

[@scabbynack]

Nothing is funnier than Burnt needing praise for asking someone a question about themselves 🤣

[@OhBoysPaintball]

Bert not admitting he’s an alcoholic is a complete Bert move.

[@kaydawgy1999]

Kat was definitely talking about Bert

[@Mrsupremesix]

Bert, Shultz, Shaub, Theo, and Tom

[@Rockardo_]

@@Mrsupremesixwdym Theo is hilarious

[@hollybizzle813]

@@Mrsupremesixexactly… the only one I can stomach is Theo.

[@Mrsupremesix]

@@Rockardo_ Don't mean Kat thinks he is

[@bp4861]

Theo is a legend in the making. Check your self ​@@Mrsupremesix

[@JustABloke28]

Have you heard, Bert lost weight. He wont likely bring it up due to his overwhelming humbleness ❤

[@BoinkrNanis]

My brother lost 200lbs in his 30s and joined the military. He isn't humble because he worked his ass off for it. Telling people who have success, to be humble, is the ultimate loser label. Let folks have wins you cant.

[@JustABloke28]

Bert doesn't have a humble bone in his body 😂

[@BoinkrNanis]

@nicisataylor yeah, exactly. Don't expect everyone to be humble about their success in their lives. A lot of people straight up earn the right to arrogant about themselves. It's losers who try to force humble onto others doing better.

[@JustABloke28]

​@@BoinkrNanis 👍🏻👍🏻

[@InspectahReese]

@@BoinkrNanisthese two aren’t comparable because your brother isn’t also an alcoholic “comedian” with zero self awareness and insane narcissism

[@Eddibles]

There’s no doubt in my mind bert is one of the six… completely undeniable.

[@chriscox4936]

Weaponizing your audience to harass other people and not realizing that they'll get bored and a turn on you is the funniest thing Tom has ever done.

[@davidleblanc7563]

Preach!

[@scottoneil8618]

'We looked for ninjas but we couldn't find any.' 🤣🤣

[@Vancedoesdabs]

Props to Bart for actually letting tom talk about japan for 2 minutes 💀

[@Mad_Villan]

2 minutes uninterrupted must be a record.

[@parhammotorsports6125]

Is calling bert, Bart an inside joke. I see alot of people do it in the comments.

[@zachhall3299]

@@parhammotorsports6125 his real name is bart

[@sarahlowell3763]

​@parhammotorsports6125 yes there's a lot of ppl to mispronounce his name and Tom like to find the clips, save them, and show them to Burnt Chrysler

[@ModeratelyAmused]

The interruption wasn't even the worst part. He literally tells a much longer story about being in Japan and finishes it with "are you done telling your story about Japan?" What the f is Tom suppose to say at that point?

[@user-nd7fr8uz2n]

Bert, acceptance is the first step.

[@TorrentFiend10]

This was the funniest Bears episode in quite a while. I know you guys are very busy with your celebrity lifestyle but please give us more of these guys. Bart's full service human story and Todd constantly interrupting Bart to the point Bart asks politely if Todd is done now..... The diabetes and teacup stories. Feels like the old episodes again. A laugh a minute, great stuff

[@joeyg8971]

I love hearing from my favorite 2 travel vloggers

[@harperrish]

36:50 is when they talk about Katt

[@ericmiller1100]

ty

[@thercs6601]

Thank you

[@ryanmurphy2089]

Burt spending 10 mins talking about how he’s not an alcoholic is the most alcoholic thing he could do

[@michaeladams6847]

Followed by "the ONLY reason I get in shape is so I can keep drinking" 😂

[@leathakkor]

@@michaeladams6847 I feel like if burt truly isn't an alcoholic and wants people to stop telling him he is. he should maybe cut back on statements like these. I suspect bert is just an idiot who says outrageous things that are not true for attention.

[@mariobudal8850]

​@michaeladams6847 I _love_ that this is his reason.

[@SpectroSwag12]

He does that almost every episode

[@gdt19871]

Yeah, making major adjustments in your life so you can keep drinking the same or more definitely isn't a warning sign that you're an alcoholic 😂 I have a bit of experience as I'm a sober alcoholic.

[@alexanderdavenport1127]

Tom with that Low-Key Bernie Mac callout to Bert . "Yeah I havent seen him out in a while" XDDDDD Priceless !

[@ryangibson4407]

And the fact that Bert didn't catch on just makes it that much funnier lol, "Yeah Bernie is going out much these days" Yeah I know, I havent seen him out in awhile lol

[@maximumpr4em]

We need a Nadav laugh track, his laugh was the best lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[@wking8]

Don't feel bad fellas, you've lost a lot of your poor fans over the past 12 months. Its not just Katt

[@pkz420]

They don't need you. If you can't handle a joke, then a comedian does not care if you choose not to watch. Bert is still wealthy, and still popular without you. The only one upset in your relationship with bert and tom, is you. They don't even know, or care, that you exist. So why are you even here in these comments? You came to him, and give your time freely. That makes you look sad, not him.

[@wking8]

@@pkz420 It's actually you that can't handle the joke. You know what I'm doing is a joke...right? Tom's entire fans base is built on people fucking with each other. Hahahahaha your response is hilarious

[@MikeRotch2020]

​@@pkz420you're the idiot that doesn't seem to understand they were being facetious. Lol, awkward.

[@mcearlgrey]

@@pkz420 Impressive that you were able to type this while tonguing his asshole

[@mastah2494]

@@pkz420is that you nadav? Lol berts gf came in clutch 2 protect them.

[@brucewayne2255]

Shane Gillis just being natural is everything Bert try’s so hard to be.

[@davidleblanc7563]

That, and Gillis is more relatable to us, given that he has working class roots and has actually done manual and physical labor before his comedy career took off running.

[@Wulfiebaby]

@@davidleblanc7563 It helps that Gillis is funny.

[@user-xt5mn4fg5g]

​@@Wulfiebaby and smart

[@jakehxllxws259]

@@WulfiebabyLet’s not get crazy here

[@BigSexii]

​@@davidleblanc7563 Not anymore

[@flyingman09101984]

"Are you being serious" is now Bert's catch phrase when talking to Tom, otherwise he can't tell if it's for real or another joke hahaha.

[@Lazarusreflexx]

There's two bums fighting on the street outside my window right now.

[@MadNlGER]

We aren’t really bums. We just don’t work and live outside. And he called my mama a ho.

[@Mellisskkaa]

Katt was ABSOLUTELY talking about them as part of the 6😂. Especially since a lot of them moved here to Austin with Joe.

[@hollybizzle813]

I noticed that too lol 😂

[@Bish0pgaming]

Lol 😂they all followed Joe 😂I feel the same way about Andrew Schultz or Shultz. He's not a comedian. He says funny one liners here and there and his crowd work was phenomenal when he started. But now....he's just not funny . I think Joe made all his white friends believe they had to be like him, do stand up do a podcast and come on my show often. Like Brendan schaub to me is the most pathetic. Joe gave that white kid a career for nothing . Why do you do stand up? You are a fighter and you aren't funny? Cuz Joe does lol this is why people don't watch Joe stand up ....he's not that good at it. He simply has a platform to make Mark Normand relevant for a few weeks but when I'm 60 I'm 30 now , we won't remember Shane gillis lol or ari and his drug habits, just a bunch of white guys with a rich and famous friend. Dave Chappelle could have made a podcast and vouched for schaub or Normand....he didn't fuck with them for a reason. I've never even seen Dave and Tom in the same room 😂white people made me laugh after club shay shay. Y'all really losing everything cuz we know now yall aren't that talented

[@johnmoore2040]

They’re all making way more money than Katt lol

[@southphillylilly]

@@Bish0pgaming yes, we white people aren't all that talented. But we're still not black, so we got you beat.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Rich does not = Good

[@Dumbloser9]

Bert is three of the comedians katt was talking about

[@backtoobasics]

Dont worry fellers, squeeky was just tryin to sell his tegrity for tickets😂😂😂😂

[@deadarmd]

Bert takes benzos to get through the day without drinking. Lmao

[@ineedafernbackhere]

What’s up with his hands? Must be speed

[@thewinterwoods]

If Bert isn't an alcoholic then nobody is an alcoholic.

[@joewat3982]

It's nice that Tom was able to go to Japan & meet his extended family

[@michaelcassinis1578]

Segura (deep Japanese voice) haha great reference my guy. Hilarious

[@j-fo4753]

@@michaelcassinis1578 Wonder if Tom met that lady in Japan who asked him... "Would you like some tea?" 😑🍮😅😅

[@neondarknessor]

Bert has such a big heart to allow us to hear his stories uninterrupted. 🙃😏

[@stephenvermeer9991]

I just assume anyone that wants to hear The Machine story more than once is R-worded

[@tunechitrump]

lol Bert is so aware of the hate he’s getting now

[@DogmenHardcastle]

That's the nicest thing anyone could say about him. That's why I'm one of the few in the bert>Tom camp.

[@ericlataxes4555]

He doesn’t read his comments tho

[@Mad_Villan]

Aware yet still somehow lacking self-awareness to an astonishing level

[@tipofthefingercomedy5071]

So glad Bert hasn’t been doing the high wheeze laugh anymore, so much better to listen to.

[@patrickdillon500]

It was nice to hear that when he's feeling the gig going well and the vibe is good that he sings the National Anthem. He did that in Bangor Maine when I saw him, the crowd was really there for him and he was awesome.

[@steviesmiler]

8:40 it’s nice to hear Tom speaking in his native language.

[@Iceman-gm1fu]

he didn't say he hated you guys. he said you guys weren't funny. to me, you guys are just normal guys as funny as anyone I would meet in regular life.

[@tylerrude7049]

then what are you doing here lol?

[@dmannezy]

@@tylerrude7049what did that have to do with anything

[@Bish0pgaming]

​@@tylerrude7049same thing most black people are doing here. Watching white guys that aren't funny at all to see it for ourselves. Unlike yall😂we don't know who these people are. Comedy is Chappelle, Katt, Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Carlin, these two the previous comment hit the nail on the head. Two guys that are funny once and a while but I definitely don't look at either as a comedian 😂I left out Kevin Hart because he's still pretty active and waaaaay funnier than these two.

[@TheCrouchingZebra]

Had to make it a race thing, but don’t worry because you can’t be racist 😂

[@dmannezy]

@@Bish0pgaming yeah that was uncalled for racist pos half the black dudes like KAM PATTERSON are trash!!!!!!

[@sloth4z]

I like how right after Brent finished telling his geisha story, he immediately asked, "Can I tell my story now?" I can't imagine anyone thinking he's a narcissist.

[@cpiece2450]

Unsub and move on with your life then. Crying in KZbin comments is super gay.

[@benjamincook3901]

@@cpiece2450you know sucking on their balls in the youtube comments is pretty fucking gay too

[@Matyloops]

​@@cpiece2450 good job defending your boyfriends honor

[@InspectorButters4]

Tom is def the type of guy to use the term "my full service person" 😂😂😂 It sounds way better than "my slave" Lmao

[@aleiker8188]

These two! Laughing already and I haven’t even hit play! 😂

[@adbeelvargas3382]

Hating someone, and not thinking someone brings in comedic talent are two totally different things

[@augustkraus1389]

They think they're the funniest people on earth, so if you don't agree you must be a hater or poor

[@davidleblanc7563]

​@@augustkraus1389I agree. The fact that they even have to make a podcast asking one of the most rhetorical questions on Earth, is pure proof. And I think Katt hates these two the most with a passion, mainly cause theres no honesty in their careers, and Katt grew up in the actual streets, so you know he's livid at entitled Segura and his wash cloth jokes.

[@davidleblanc7563]

That's part of the reason he brought up Kevin Hart. Hart's been proven with receipts, to be a plant. 2lazy2try and podcast cringe both pointed it out

[@davidleblanc7563]

And their still banking episodes. Katt said that shit last month. They shouldve released this, THAT week, it would've made more sense.

[@brittoncoursey5142]

I’m so talented I can hold both positions for Bert

[@kristophershinn4420]

Have heard Tom talk about these salad tomatoes on 3 different podcasts now. Must've been a helluva tomato 😂

[@wetknuckles]

Killer content as always.

[@InsolentVillager]

I legit just found out Bert went carnivore as I have been too busy to follow the crew the past 7 months. I legit jumped up and yelled FUCK YEAH! at the 5:00 mark. My story is below... I am a 7 month carnivore lion dieter. In that time, I saw a Dr and got blood work done in the beginning and 3 months ago. I lost 91 lbs, doubled my testosterone (also reversed to nothing gynecomastia), lowered my BP to 100/70, released and properly positioned my right sciatic nerve and rebuilt a 15 year dead hip to ankle right leg. No more arthritis. I reversed type 2 diabetes to normal. I was manic depressive bipolar and now I have never had a down day or a manic one since 2 weeks in. I got rid of all but one patch of plaque psoriasis, which I had everywhere. Got rid of GERD, snoring, and sleep apnea. My skin looks so damn good, and I wake up with wood every day ( a sign of healthy cardiovascular and hormonal health). I feel I have de-aged 30 years. I am 53. Fatty ruminant meat and liver is the way for me, and now it always will be because I feel fregin amazing and crave nothing else. It's a minimalist dream as well. It's quick, easy, and cheap. Meat is the way! So proud of you Bert!!!

[@flyingman09101984]

Tom not finding Ninjas in Japan just proves they are still the best at being Ninjas, just saying 🤔

[@elijahhardy2143]

Bert and Tom are part of the reason that I started losing weight and that's the nicest thing I have to say about both of them

[@sarahherbert85]

Two droll, overweight, narcissistic podcasters caused you to get in shape? Ehh. That is such an awkward thing to admit on so many levels.

[@Poo69691]

Thank u poor

[@elijahhardy2143]

@@Poo69691 back at you poor

[@ergotemplar6406]

Did they start stealing food from your fridge or ?

[@elijahhardy2143]

@@ergotemplar6406 😂 nah they were both super fat and I was kinda fat so I figured if these 2 bozos could do it I may as well give it a shot

[@samsonfpv8902]

Tom’s podcast format is great. I Love Watching The Boys React To Things That Happened 6 Weeks Ago.

[@tb.21]

Banked episodes that talk about current events work so well

[@bmkeesee]

They talked about the nfl game from last weekend. This probably got recorded on Monday or Tuesday and came out on KZbin a week later? That’s not 6 weeks ago homie. Lmao.

[@Sid00077]

​@@bmkeesee Don't bother arguing with these hate watchers. They have nothing going on with their life and they have enough time to drag you down to their level.😂

[@jordanmartin6487]

@@bmkeeseewas literally just gonna comment this but they’ll be upset if it isn’t a live broadcast

[@TonyBongtana]

But the katt Williams things did happen weeks ago and is barely being mentioned now sooo 🤷🤷

[@mrcyrilfiggus]

Great episode , love how you do this with your family , great dynamic

[@8383kathy]

1st podcast where I get brutal honesty, humor, and education. Now that is a package! lol

[@KickassMcfly]

Always nice to have this show to remind me of what happened 4 weeks ago

[@spencer6315]

“The only reason I got in shape. The ONLY reason I got in shape.” One second later - “I got in shape for a lot of reasons”

[@seNor916x4]

That’s what daily long term alcohol does to the brain. Watch Berts earlier stand up and interviews like from 7+ years ago, you can easily notice the difference in how sharp and coherent his brain worked compare to now.

[@gabrieljamespacheco]

Uhhhhundered percent 🤣

[@mccann9355]

Yo half the people running better be security 😭😭

[@elizabethgoodson9802]

He most definitely thinks the both of you aren't funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scattystormborn]

“I saw the movie Precious Gems” 😂😂😂 Uncut Gems man

[@joshuascalf8979]

He's called it that a million times. He even called it that in a drunken FaceTime with Sandler himself!

[@MegaChase20]

Yeah he was talking about the time he was on a comedy charity zoom during the pandemic and mistakenly called it that

[@adabhamlincoln]

Dr. Drew literally said your an alcoholic on Steve-Os episodes lmao

[@calistafalcontail]

Yes Bert you probably are one of the six and you totally deserve it.

[@kaylatook]

100 bucks says Berts secret is that Dead and Co are doing a residency at the Sphere. He's so in the know he doesn't even know what they're called these days. 😂

[@Some_Beach]

Stop adding previews we're gonna watch the full thing

[@diddlez2]

Speak for yourself I’m not watching this at all

[@R.Y.1]

Fr I always skip cause they give away the funniest parts

[@SAHtoshiDude]

Oh man it’s like you can’t fast forward 10 seconds at a time

[@Kas3-]

​@@R.Y.1it's like when movies show the most important parts of the movie in the previews

[@Blazingbatch]

@@diddlez2but here you are commenting on their video . Funny that

[@toomucht00fast7]

Bart calling Dead Ahead "The Grateful Dead" really sums up what he gathered from that experience

[@tims6540]

"we're in their head" 🤣 i don't know why that's satisfying but it is lmao

[@stevejones8550]

"Im not an alcoholic. This one time i was on a shitload of oxy, valium, and booze". Basically what he said lmao

[@joeymorrison8905]

Bert trying to convince people he lost 60 pounds in literally a month is shameful .. none of these celebrities admit to there ozempic usage

[@davidleblanc7563]

Is it even humanly possible to do that? Someone like us would have to have the metabolic rate of like Barry Allen for that shit to be real

[@zehmyan]

Bert can't wait to talk... and when he gets the chance he can't remember any of the details LOL

[@GymAndSun]

57:00 there’s that eerie interview the Academic / Engineer talking openly about how hopelessly addicted he currently is, seeing every type of person at the crackhouse

[@complexend4133]

BERT NAME DROPPING SHANE GILLIS JUST TO COMPLIMENT HIMSELF THROUGH SHANE IS WILDDDDD "shane texted me im one of the top 5 hangs of all time"

[@davidleblanc7563]

Lmfao typical Bert...

[@ghostpoop2349]

🎯😂

[@tomasdesouza2847]

He does this all the time. It's embarrassing really

[@Umega101]

'Hate' is a strong word... He just thinks you two are grossly overrated

[@BoinkrNanis]

I mean, their ticket sales say otherwise. These guys are huge.

[@Umega101]

@@BoinkrNanis Being 'huge' doesn't mean they aren't overrated. They are definitely overrated

[@dillonpeterson1658]

Bert just likes to party. Happy to see he is on a health kick. Hope he keeps it up.

[@calistafalcontail]

Hes so damn primitive it hurts.

[@69yomama]

I would never waste my time listening to this but saw the headline. Katt doesn’t hate yall, there’s nothing to hate, he called it correctly: Yall aren’t funny, never have been, and are lucky Rogan pushes yall so hard

[@crazybob94]

How funny if the "Rogan 6" was not even 6 dudes, just Katt making up a number while kicking the hornets nest for shits and giggles lol.

[@calistafalcontail]

Bert is all 6 of them.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

It was a bit of both. I doubt it was exactly six, but I can definitely think of at least four. But also, he had the best time baiting the entire industry to give him free publicity.

[@TheEmzley]

Katt Williams is a nobody. You’d never heard of him 3 weeks ago

[@stevvvvveperry]

​@TheEmzley Katt was big like 20 years ago, and this is the first ive heard of him since then lol.

[@AndersOlavGarlid]

think we’ve got a few Hart/Cedric/Harvey/Katt6 fans in here…

[@user-el4lu7ur1y]

Bret trying to understand addiction is hilarious

[@VeloVios]

Bert saying he's not an addict and then wanting a beer in the morning in the same podcast is completely normal

[@GregoryPellegrin-gq2vs]

The volume of words that exit Bert’s mouth, you’d think by traditional mathematical odds alone he would say something funny once in a while 😂😂

[@torgitron]

It’s amazing how much Bert talks about people reacting to him or talking about him or Bert talking about himself or people talking about them

[@toomuchkool-aid7975]

Bert calling other people addicts like he’s doesn’t have an addictive personality

[@MusicToLive2]

Tom Segura finally realizing people are over him. The damage control latley haha

[@ChingerBurger]

speaking of impressions and race fluffy is the best example of what tom said, he always gets the info right

[@phattony2000]

we don't hate you for getting in shape, we hate you for talking about nothing else on a comedy podcast

[@Swearengen1980]

It's a whatever the fuck he wants it to be podcast.

[@ikuep]

I get the hate. I just don't get why you stay here and continue hating when there's content out there that could make you happy instead.

[@micahwest2793]

​@@ikuep there's a crowd of people who think it's cool to be haters. They want to be part of the crowd so they can get attention and not feel like such losers 😆 it's a sad world we're living in.

[@drewm7455]

​@micahwest2793 I never listen to this podcast I just wanted to hear that Katt stuff but bert is insufferable

[@HITTHEPANDA]

​@@micahwest2793or people feel like they can criticize shit content because it's not north Korea? Go lick some more paint

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

He said “one is a comic…well 2” he was obviously talking about Bobby Lee, which he named. And Steve-o 😂😂😂

[@jerryaubert6201]

Burt: "I listened to a podcast the other day where 2 guys just interrupted each other all the time, it drove me nuts" Tom: "No shit" perhaps the funnest exchange on this show

[@coreycadden2888]

Bert has the mind of a small child! Literally I have conversations like this with my 10 year old!

[@beefnuggetss]

2lazy2try gon eat this up

[@hollybizzle813]

I can’t wait lol 😅

[@davidleblanc7563]

Hell yeah, like these two Hogs at an all you can eat Chinese buffet with an open bar