$2 Cruise Ship

[@matthewslocombe3923]

when you said 1 pound 70 , the look on Andreas's face 😂

[@SimonWilson12]

Matthew Slocombe 😂😂😂

[@samus4040]

I’m typing this comment before viewing. “Morning!” ~ Simon Wilson.

[@madalinacristinadima9892]

7:40

[@ralphyhk]

@@SimonWilson12 ayyy Simon from hk

[@dylanmurray9093]

U could live on this ship

[@magnehaheim6783]

Dude! I’m the bingo guy onboard the ship! A friend of me sent me this link, saying I’d played Bingo for like 200k viewers 😂 I remember your camera at the ship! I’m a camera man my self, so I wanted to talk with you. But I understand you ran away after that devastating bingo 😂😂 Hope you enjoyed your trip, and Copenhagen as well!

[@Fiddlejuice]

Did you enjoy your cruise?

[@theoneandonly1355]

Nearly a million viewers now

[@Davyat]

Did he actually pay 1.79 pounds

[@aidenmculy8905]

Magne Håheim that is a ferry i been on millions of times

[@gonk683]

Wow!

[@matthewmcdine2768]

The cruise gets taken over by pirates and they start killing passengers, simon: ive gotta say though what cool guys

[@AS-rf6rw]

you mean vikings

[@brychanjones2135]

😂😂im in tears

[@samdawkins3478]

Honestly what a guy

[@michellec3196]

🤣🤣

[@AussieGamer7S]

Haha so good

[@fsxfreak96]

"It's a bit chilly in Norway" - walks around with a t-shirt in mid November in Europes most northern country

[@dannyosom3293]

hah exactly what i wanted to comment xD

[@LauraBidingCitizen]

This definitely wasn’t filmed in November lol. Probably somewhere in September. It would have been *thrashing* it down in November!

[@overthewebb]

Was thinking the same thing. I love his vids, but man, sometimes he's utterly clueless.

[@SimonWilson12]

It was filmed in November 🙋🏼‍♂️ utterly clueless 😂 I was hot running for the cruise so took my hoody off and it got cold!

[@SallyMnc]

😂😂

[@Mateolouden]

It's probably so cheap because they had some empty cabins. And even if they only get £2 thay know you would probably spend more money onboard

[@poppabakes]

Great deductive reasoning skills

[@FlatDerrick]

It's so cheap because they are running a ferry for commercial vehicles and opening it up to the general public to make money from tax free sales. Tax on alcohol especially in Norway is very high, so they can make money large profits from what look like relatively cheap prices. There's a few similar deals in the UK to Belgium/Netherlands/Germany but they are more like 20/30 quid as the tax difference isn't quite so high.

[@Lestarchick2]

Yeah, I figured that they would make it up on alcohol and food too.

[@Copilotdave]

I guess it’s like vegas hotels

[@scotttowers1759]

I once went on a mini cruise from Newcastle to Amsterdam and back for 99p. A head in a cabin is always better then an empty one.

[@coshiro1]

when your americano is more expensive than the whole cruise ride itself

[@irritatedspork5724]

when you tic tacts cost more than this cruise

[@AgarRolo]

When your coke is more expensive than the whole cruise

[@ItzChickenYall]

When you don’t even own $2 cuz your broke

[@Fiddlejuice]

When a tube of pringles cost more than your cruise

[@justinhumphreys4000]

Christian Oshiro same thing with Ryanair at times if you book right

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

We offer cruises to China so if you want you can book a cruise on a North Korean cargo ship

[@FLAW_18]

Is breakfast included?

[@dantopps7332]

Haha I see you everywhere

[@noodleramen2217]

So are you finally going to reveal your beautiful letter to us?

[@connordennis1881]

Kim Jong-un how much is this cruise

[@deeeza]

*Cheers* *Mate* *Thanks*

[@mogomojo]

Bro if you were homeless in Norway this would be the move.

[@kole1012]

MOGOMOJO 12 it’s almost impossible to be homeless in norway so that doesn’t really work.

[@JEJS]

@@kole1012 IF

[@MingLiEpic]

Gabriela but if your homeless in Norway That means your REALLY poor and i don’t think it’s so easy for them to get a phone.

[@ian-hm6cx]

Ming Li public libraries have computees

[@Xighor]

@@kole1012 no it's not the rich just eat them

[@glengamble526]

Im a former cruise ship musician and the guesses folks have taken here are correct: they sell empty cabins for whatever they can get, because they know once you are in board you WILL spend money on miscellaneous items and features. And most of the ‘cafeteria style’ food is made in bulk so they don’t lose money in that. In fact, cruise ship employees are offered the ‘family and friends’ discount of around $10 a day for bringing guests on board. The only time this isn’t applicable is on especially popular/busy cruises. But typically speaking, you can bring a loved one on board for $10 a day and the staff member can get written permission to stay in the guest suite with their loved one. Otherwise, crew/staff aren’t allowed in passenger cabins.

[@darsedsun5034]

Hi I would like to be a crew in cruise, how can I become one and also how's the pay sir?

[@Ace-um7oo]

The fact that a coffee in that ship cost more than the ticket itself 😆🤣

[@Lilduracell]

the coffee was 3 kronos or whatever ticket was twenty

[@larsiparsii]

@@Lilduracell The coffee was 32 kroner, and the ticket was 10 kroner.

[@Lilduracell]

@@larsiparsii oh my bad

[@larsiparsii]

@@Lilduracell No problem 😉

[@RepentTheTimeIsNear]

This conversation was too civil!

[@SlKL0VER]

Him: playing bingo Random man behind him: *takes picture*

[@Bentleyismyfav]

Yes haha

[@Southtxboi11]

Thought that was awkward

[@jaysondwightbotea6831]

Kinda weird

[@CC-vq3tb]

I saw it too

[@dinkleberg93]

Also saw this strange shit at 5:38

[@olemartinfure9298]

Simon: «I don’t understand why this only costs 1 pound» *1 day later* Bank account: -150 pounds on coffee, bingo, popcorn, soda and massage

[@als0689]

Yea that’s how cruises make money

[@prospects9840]

Killer kwq8 or expensive cruise free food and drink

[@ionutzcar8158]

but if u buy a 150 pound ticket, do you have these things included? coffee bingo popcorn and massage?

[@landontipton8943]

@@ionutzcar8158 You probably wouldnt have a massage, but most things are included. All food, non-alcoholic drinks, and activities on board. Excursions at ports are extra , but not necessary.

[@souleimanabourich]

He should have bought drinks and food beforehand.

[@marz_elym]

Parka - A large wind proof jacket with a hood, designed to be worn in cold weather.

[@imblue7612]

What’s a parkas?

[@standsour8916]

@@imblue7612 winter jacket type

[@hasyy151]

@@imblue7612 the feathery coats

[@bugattidivo3601]

Stand Sour

[@caitlinroy8678]

@@imblue7612 a rain jacket

[@riannasavage1033]

5:41 the man starts taking photos 😂😂

[@maxchappelow6870]

Dude throws Simon overboard Simon: honestly what a lovely guy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hihi-ku7cy]

happy days mate 😂😂

[@asapvapesbristol]

Your coffee cost more than the whole cruise 😂😂😂😂

[@SimonWilson12]

Irresistible Vapes it actually did! You could of had two cruises!!

[@asapvapesbristol]

Or next time buy two tickets ,so you won’t risk of a roommate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMKE100]

​@@asapvapesbristol Its like a hotel room. That scenario would never happen.

[@patrickmarchand7124]

@@MrMKE100 Actually, it could. You need to read the fine prints. It is common for Cruise Ship company to offer "matching" option for passenger travelling solo who do not wish to pay the single supplement.

[@MrMKE100]

@@patrickmarchand7124 Ok, then we don´t have common ways of doing stuff in Norway. It´s like this on trains as well. We just don´t share like that.

[@andrew9644]

When a coffee costs more than your cruise

[@greben2509]

relatable

[@canaDavid1]

Him: considering if the room was shared Litterally every norwegian ever: *visible disgust*

[@charliee5912]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA I SWEAR

[@sdHansy]

Stop this bullshit

[@weebpatrol448]

me not understand plz explain

[@Konqen]

@@weebpatrol448 Norwegian, danish and swedish (and i would guess finnish) people do not share rooms or even bus seats with strangers. I have no idea why but i really hate when someone sits next to me on a train/bus if there is available seats elsewhere. Not like we hate strangers its just the culture in public transportation in the nordics.

[@democratdayruiner4513]

I tell whores to eat my krumkake.

[@LeonardoVibes]

9:54 It would've been extremely funny, if Andreas (who paid £290) was in the room!

[@liesl7617]

Makes a lot of sense to have such a cheap ticket - most people would spend a fortune on board. Better than cabins sitting empty.

[@ellwill5709]

Yeah, DFDS are pretty atrocious for pricing when it comes to onboard facilities...

[@dancer1]

Bru

[@gecko1322]

The announcement at 2:40 means: "Because the ship is not fully booked tonight, you can upgrade to Commodore cabins" ...he should have known hahaha!

[@areneej1]

gecko1322 😂

[@nikuman191]

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@ralleosu]

gecko1322 also “double beds”

[@user-rh5rz6nd4p]

That's probably where his room mate went 😂

[@brandonfeng3780]

; (

[@jaytrain06]

"How many deck's this got!?" He says as there's a ship map behind him

[@YVRCasting]

Clueless

[@robertk2194]

Yeh, he was also wondering whats on the ship WHILE PASSING A MAP. But then at 9:20 he finally looks at a map

[@charlielouise2428]

He meant it as 'this ship's got so many decks' it wasn't a literal question

[@joecity856]

“Deck 9 how many decks does this ship have” ** literal map of the ship behind him

[@rejectful352]

I get pretty bad social anxiety but this guy has 20x the amount of social confidence then me

[@nicogow6715]

I met Simon in real life in Brighton all I can say is.... he’s exactly the same in real life as he was on camera legend

[@SimonWilson12]

Nico Gow means a lot 🙏🏼

[@nicogow6715]

Simon Wilson your a legend mate keep up the amazing work ps. You need to do Iceland with no money that would be a interesting one

[@Staplegunner]

What a cooooool guuuy

[@TheThemeParkEvangelist]

Simon Wilson is a KZbinr I am super excited about meeting in person one day!

[@daniel.a2670]

Simon: 1 pound 70 Andreas: 🗿🗿🗿

[@Pcr06]

Goes to Scandinavia in the winter time Wears only a t-shirt

[@SimonWilson12]

mt573234 you know me 😎

[@babywolf1]

he's welsh we are used to the cold.

[@Septiccatgaming]

babywolf1 No you don’t know cold until you’ve lived in South Dakota. My science teacher has seen snow in every month except august.

[@sizz1337]

IloveCzechia ok sorry sir

[@Albert-wk8ts]

I once went to Iceland, to visit family, and forgot my jacket at home! :D

[@maximillianford9301]

Imagine if you were homeless in Norway and didn't have much money. You could just go on this cruise and get a comfortable bed and shower every night.

[@user-rn7ng8fc2v]

I know right

[@martinostlund1879]

That is not uncommon.

[@keiko3781]

And all the food and drinks cost 50€ per one

[@jayus2033]

But you have a chance of people snatching your kidneys and selling it to the black market, trust me I’m a victim

[@user-rn7ng8fc2v]

@@jayus2033 so they stole your kidneys?

[@alexiaax9291]

The random guy behind Simon taking a picture of him vloging at 5:39 😭😭🤣

[@ge394]

fun fact: with the amount in my bank account i can take 18 trips on that cruise ship

[@alexj7731]

Facts

Fun fact: no one cares

[@ge394]

@ i don't remember asking u tho

[@prodigalosu]

@ wow your so cool

[@idavxda9579]

So you have like 36 dollars....cool

[@izacsir2]

*simon gets robbed* “cheers mate thank you”

[@JustinVenture-]

Where?

[@Evan_0706]

@@JustinVenture- r/woosh

[@deutschelehrer69]

@@JustinVenture- 🤦‍♂️

[@williamkirklin6120]

waT!? he Gotted robed !?!

[@Erik_077]

@@williamkirklin6120 r/whoosh

[@nicklock8929]

Adreas was thinking he's sausage drought was over then. 5 hand shakes and a Jacuzzi invite and simon left him in there. Cockteeeeese

[@RayRayTay90]

😂😂😂😂😂 I was thinking the same thing! Poor Adreas!

[@williamharrington757]

At 5:42, that guy in the left hand corner starts taking pictures of Simon xD.

[@SummerzOG]

5:39 buddy’s just taking random pictures of him 😂😂

[@rammai6774]

Can we get a link in the description to the website of the $2 ticket?

[@benn3t_14]

The paper for the ticket probably costs more that the whole cruise

[@godwell2513]

Badkid_Notcool where do you get your paper

[@unknownz1238]

GodWell 251 where do you get paper that’s less than 2.00$

[@Itwassouglythateveryonedied]

@@unknownz1238 I hope you understand a single sheet of paper on average cost half a cent to produce

[@willwaters8553]

It was a PVC Card

[@PaschyRL]

No one: Crackhead: *iM a DaNcEr*

[@jackischilling2308]

😂💀

[@TimoKanal]

I freaking lost it at that point 😂

[@hamzahahmed7799]

😂😂😂 your comment sounds funnier

[@christiansantamaria7233]

5:40 that guy took a pic of this guy thinking maybe he’s famous so I’ma send this to my kids and see if they know him😂

[@Zerio]

5:35 You know your famous when the big ol norwegian grandpa takes out the camera and starts taking pictures.

[@youmelon1008]

“What a cool guy” never heard that before..😂

[@SimonWilson12]

Zig Dans j nor me 😎

[@BondisBourne78]

I refuse to believe anything in Norway costs $2

[@lurkster1974]

Even $2 costs $6

[@rlm2933]

if a cruise costs $2 then buying a candy bar is free

[@Braven4Pf]

Simon: There's the Opera house Australians: WHAT THE OPERA HOUSE IN OSLO

[@matthewslocombe3923]

c'est quoi ca mec

[@ludwig4029]

MicroX lmao

[@Bulletcore]

OpErA HoUsE In oSlO?!?!?!?

[@maxemir7677]

Im Australian and I was confused lmao

[@samgarcia5284]

Simon, you're a great humble guy. I hope your channel continues to grow and grow.

[@lukasott8508]

He is like, oh of course the coffee was not included and im still like wtf, the bus from my village to the next small town is 2,30$ and in this you mostly havent got even a seat

[@yungdiddy475]

The weather in Oslo was -5°C and my guy was in a t-shirt

[@ouchwittz6861]

Then says it's cold and windy lool

[@yungdiddy475]

ouch wittz , Your a grown man and you don’t know what 5°C is🤣🤣

[@yungdiddy475]

ouch wittz it’s not rocket science it’s just a specific temperature for the people

[@yungdiddy475]

ouch wittz it’s not rocket science it’s just a specific temperature for the people

[@ouchwittz6861]

@@yungdiddy475 I am lost at what your point matey. -5 is fucking freezing lol. You point out its -5 and he's wearing a t-shirt. I replied saying that he then mentions it's cold and windy. What about that suggests I don't know what -5 means?

[@kennethduong8703]

The beds wasnt locked, there was security slide on the side

[@caspersneep6183]

“I’ve never seem so many bikes in my life” Come on Simon you’ve been to the Netherlands before ;)

[@laurensholthof]

Hoi hoi, buurman

[@nickheyer]

@Michael Ardenté His point was that there is significantly more bikes in the netherlands. Driving is almost a social faux pas in Amsterdam.

[@cvwxk]

who’s gonna talk about the guy to his left taking a photo of him at 5:40

[@MrYTP-mz1pc]

I know I just noticed!!

[@m.hoffman2889]

5:39 dude on the left will never become a spy when using flash to take incognito pics

[@AJ-qn9sc]

5:39 a person was taking photos of you

[@ciyrainshgaming507]

Privacy attack

[@notmanynamesleft]

Paparazzi

[@girlyman5268]

Did anyone else realise there was some taking a picture of him at 5:40

[@topg1964]

GirlyMan 52 like wtf💀

[@Kiccachevyy]

GirlyMan 52 fax😭

[@hamzahahmed7799]

Well spited @girlyman 52

[@starwarsanakin4941]

Wtf

[@Edgygazelle99]

Yes its paparazzi 🤣🤣🤣

[@ia_legend8392]

“Don’t do the splits no no” “It’s okay I’m a dancer 🕺🏻”😂😂😂😂

[@mariussundsvalen]

12:39 When you're traveling in scandinavia (Norway, Sweden, Denmark) you don't need to show pass port at the borders

[@droneguy9983]

I legit love watching this guy

[@peytonowens6378]

The teacher shouting at me: My mind: Honey honey honey dududud du du

[@FLAW_18]

Can't deny its catchyness

[@J54Ko]

You just got that in earlier for a few likes , lol

[@marcstancu6787]

Whats the song name? 😂

[@rojhatek]

I can’t be the only one who thought it was money

[@Kiieerrann_xx]

@@marcstancu6787 Honey by David Cutter Music

[@iCarveMillionaires]

*Cruise Staff tosses Simon off the ship* Simon: WOW, what a nice throw

[@alanjenko555]

wouldnt you be absolutely sick, hearing that someone else on the ship payed so little when you paid 200

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Alan Jenko Yeah

[@willrom7961]

Faisal you read to into this lol

[@greatwhiteironic9085]

Bruh the coffee was more expensive than the cruise itself

[@bebejohnston]

Who watched simons videos again during lockdown so glad to see him back x

[@bethanyhartigan3612]

no one: no one at all: Simon: looks like we have just take off *whilst on a cruise ship.*

[@hansbrouwer8340]

Simon: Food not included. Simon: pays for massage

[@abdulrahmanmalik4403]

Finds a deal that says the shittiest room in the cruise...Enters the Room: "HAPPY DAYS!" Love this positivity 😂

[@beachobsession29]

Amazing price for the cruise. I like how you get a message on board. It's always good to treat yourself. Thanks for taking us along.

[@AlexVentures.official]

This video was an incredible journey! The stunning visuals and insightful commentary made me feel like I was right there exploring alongside you. Your passion for discovery is truly inspiring, and the way you capture the beauty and wonder of each location is simply mesmerizing. Can't wait for your next adventure!

[@vmaster4303]

That moment you realise the coffee was 3 times the cost of the entire trip. XD

[@theemeraldfalcon9184]

Something i've noticed about Norway in my time being there, their english is spot-on, it is ridiculously good with most of them for a second language

[@christineoneil3115]

Who missed that opening song of simons vlogs more than me. NOONE.

[@christineoneil3115]

Omg he liked my comment. Who is more excited at this moment more than me. NOONE.

[@singoller3749]

@@christineoneil3115 exept me

[@mohamedelouaamari264]

Hi, can we get to know you?

[@jakupwhite1516]

The way you dodged that hug with the awkward handshake was ninja level stuff!

[@jetjaguar91]

I have watched this video so many times and it never gets old.

[@elliotfeltzing2945]

The Guy at 13:20 sounds exactly like Borat lmao

[@l333o]

Wtf

[@fikoliten1520]

You're right

[@CatsnCoasters]

The "dancer" at the end! Every city has one.

[@bencarvosso3691]

Private dancer 😂😂😂

[@gecko1322]

Obviously he was from Sweden

[@J.C2904]

me: ordering food also me: thinking about all the cruises and flights I can get for £2...

[@MrTobbo]

£1.70 thats class, do you ever post these offers you find?

[@jsil82gocubsgo43]

I’m a huge fan of yours. This is by far my favorite video of yours!

[@cdgamer8087]

The dude took a picture with flash during the bingo Simon : What a man!

[@janinearmstrong7185]

I love Simon!! Isn’t he just the best. ❤️

[@danwiltsable]

So the coffee was more exspensive than the whole cruise 😂😂😂😊

[@hitmanharvey]

5:40 a man is taking a picture of you 🥶😂

[@lustuart6344]

Simon: brings a camera into a massage room massage girl: :/

[@101dogdays]

Simon: constantly moans how cold it is outside on the boat Also Simon: Just in a t-shirt

[@JustArry]

5:38 anyone else notice that guy in the back taking pictures of Simon 😂

[@TimoKanal]

I actually did!

[@luhr0nnn]

Why the hell was it a man taking a picture of you 🤣🤣when u were playing bingo

[@samferber]

5:10 Bartender: "How many boards would you like?" Simon: "How many is normal?"

[@sistermcandbro850]

This is a cruise ferry, this ship looks like a small cruise ship and lower deck space is used for cargo.

[@xzakly3929]

Legend has it that simon likes your comments if you're in the top 200

[@erikhenksen9292]

Its a bit chilly? Everybody is in winter clothes and you’re only wearing a T-shirt, are u really surprised?

[@MikeHaywood]

10:00 I would have laughed if you walked back into the room and there was a scared looking dude

[@erikderfreak]

True. But on what cruise do you ever will get a random roommate?

[@alloveraustin]

I don't understand how he manages to film everyone and not make it awkward. Does anyone have any tips for this?

[@euckb]

just be a massive physical beast and dominate the situation

[@synergy211]

Best thing was when he ran across Borat dancing on the bridge. He gets to meet all the celebrities.

[@zsombor1986]

Simon, what happened to your trip from Romania to Hungary?

[@JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe]

He got to Budapest so left

[@zsombor1986]

@@JudeTheKZbinPoopersubscribe He did not upload any other ones from that trip.

[@itsmeitsmeitsme416]

The best time is when you see Simon Wilson in your notifications

[@olliedyne1280]

This man has changed my life :-)

[@richiej1985]

Ollie Dyne and mine 🤙🏻😎

[@jannis01]

Ollie Dyne why

[@olliedyne1280]

Bob Dobalina he has changed the way I think I used to think buying the most expensive thing I would get the best experience but it turns out I can live off practically nothing and be happy 😃

[@bobbymurphy5610]

5:45 I can't be the only one who noticed the guy in the back taking pictures of him 😂

[@Ozistrings]

I played as the acoustic guitarist entertainer for 5 weeks on that very DFDS ferry! 4 x 45 minute sets a night! Had huuuge blisters on my fingers. Crazy to see you walking around on that ship! Brings back memories!

[@SamanthaMarieTV]

Its nice to have an anxiety free watch for me where Simon actually spends some money! Haha

[@MariaJBlogs]

It's weird seeing Simon paying for something 😂

[@VpKing]

You wearing a t shirt in European winter just made my the day 😂😂😂

[@davemartinez7590]

Did nobody notice the guy taking pictures of Simon at 5:39 😭

[@plomben]

When Borat suddenly shows up in the end of the video. Made my day.

[@dixonedits]

What happened to the Budapest vid? “What happened in Buda....stays in Buda eh Simon 😜