2 Morons Join the Coast Guard & Transport A Nuke | UH-1H Huey | Digital Combat Simulator | DCS |

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

Check out the Merch Store: growling-sidewinder.creator-spring.com/ LongShot's Channel: kzbin.info/door/szke4C7G1THhlh0puHWZ1g You guys have been asking for more 2 Morons Content so we were playing around with Huey again I thought we could record, hope you guys enjoy the 2 Morons adventures as they join the Coast Guard.

[@Jay-O_Carlow]

Bro i love all your vids and longshots too out of everyone you have pn your channel,the piolet was so fuckin cool too tho French guy and when you had the boys in the AH-64's BUT MAN LMFAO this are DEE Best so fucking funny.. just hearing to boy's ( grown ass men ) have fun gotta love that.. no HOMO Love my GF soon she will be more just putting that out there LOL🤦‍♂️🤣🤣☘🍺🍺Ireland!!!

[@jackstecker5796]

You and Longshot make me laugh my ass off on the morons videos

[@Error-33]

please do more 2 morons they are so good

[@EduardoRodriguez-om7wq]

Me and my soon laugh a lot in tears. 😹😹😹so funny video man great👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😹😹😹😹

[@heathb4319]

Question...could you lower the nuke into the water a little to help stabilize and center it then lift straight up and ease over the carrier?

[@peterzag3140]

"two morons" is the best series here

[@MrFarnanonical]

I was about to say same thing, literally.

[@toddmenard2330]

Agreed

[@SteviePonder123]

yup

[@Inazuma68]

Especially the laughter….

[@brlowe1]

I have to agree, the Two Moron videos crack me up

[@sfctw1]

"What's the code name for our nuke transport operation?" -Broken Arrow "Come again?"

[@edwardjohansson2909]

The sounds Longshot makes while GS swings around his nuclear wrecking ball are priceless.

[@LongShotChannel]

LMAO. That was... fun... in a radioactive way...

[@Bad_Wolf_Media]

That just makes it long-lasting fun! Laughter with a 5,000 year half-life!

[@arctictiger8690]

Always look on the briiiight side of life....

[@mothafraker]

Your great, great grandkids will glow in the dark.

[@jubuttib]

Hey LongShot, seeing how things look on GS' end, any thoughts on the miniguns? Is there a big difference between where you're hitting on your screen and on his screen?

[@galgay1]

Is anything ever funny in a “radioactive way”?

[@seanpatrickgall4623]

GS: 'It's a MARK VI nuclear bomb' Me thinking: 'I hope Longshot doesn't point it out with the mini gun fire'

[@debbiestimac5175]

It's a Mk 6... THERMONUCLEAR... bomb. It uses a smaller fission nuclear bomb, inside it to initiate the exponentially larger hydrogen fusion detonation. Look up the Castle Bravo test just after the Korean War, as an example of that family of weapon systems. When accuracy got better with ICBMs the weapon yields got much smaller.

[@mike74em]

@@debbiestimac5175 Humour. Look it up.

[@user-mz2yh6qz7y]

@@mike74em theres' always gotta be one of them

[@debbiestimac5175]

@@mike74em Humor. After saving your ass in TWO world wars and protecting your from the U.S.S.R/China and Germany since then... we would expect more respect, or would you rather just pay your NATO bill in full for a change?

[@gregsworldkitchen6764]

"Please don't shoot at the thermonuclear weapon".

[@oneknight55]

I spent 9 years in the Coast Guard. I'm not sure what fire sale they got your Huey from, but I was rolling on the floor. Fun stuff guys. Keep it up. Who would have ever thought transporting a Nuke would be so funny. haha. 😁

[@RobbyQuarantined]

Me too! I was a YN, 4 years at headquarters and 3 on CGC Bear. What about you?

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

@@RobbyQuarantined >>> FWIW: 17 years USCG {following 3 years USN}. Did fixed wing Aviation for most of my time in.

[@petesmith147]

GS: "Stop pointing things out with minigun fire! What's the matter with you??" LS: "...I don't know..." Perfect 2 Morons.

[@SoumalyaBarai]

This comment is underrated

[@Akm72]

LS: "I've never hit anything with it before so I didn't think it mattered!" 😆

[@LongShotChannel]

@@Akm72 ouch

[@Akm72]

@@LongShotChannel Now I feel guilty for undermining your confidence. I'm sure at least a few of the rounds hit something, maybe even what you were aiming at!

[@robertd5789]

Lmao that was definitely one of my favorites lol

[@droppedpasta]

I got to watch a VERTREP weapons transfer when I was stationed on the Nimitz. Those helicopter pilots are amazing. Load of munitions swinging beneath the craft, and they knew just what inputs to make to set them down gently. Seriously one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

so what you're saying is releasing the nuke 20feet off the ground and dropping it on the deck wasn't the correct way to do it ?

[@droppedpasta]

@@GrowlingSidewinder I don’t think that’s SOP, no lol

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

@@droppedpasta hmm, I must have misread that in the manual then I'll have to go back and have a look.

[@shubhamjuvatkar4023]

@@GrowlingSidewinder you are supposed to yeet it towards the carrier 🙂

[@rogermccloud9046]

I'm retired and routinely watch my favorite KZbin Channels in the morning while my wife is peacefully sleeping. This morning I accidently awoke her as a result of this video. I rarely laugh out loud and at high decibels. Good one guy's!

[@MikeInExile]

3:45 When GS went back to fish LongShot out of the water -- "You still have the minigun? We need that!" HaHaHaHaHa...! I'm dead! ;-)

[@Jr-uh2so]

GS when he realizes he shoulda put more skill points in the “Finesse” attribute. LS, you’re a hero bro!

[@-fulcrumer]

"We have to take it to the aircraft carrier" Longshot : Ok let me out, im done I spit out my coffe dude lmao

[@LongShotChannel]

I think it was the right call

[@-fulcrumer]

@@LongShotChannel well actually it was dangerous lmao

[@jimmyc3755]

I would have jumped out too! Love the 2 morons posts.

[@-fulcrumer]

@@jimmyc3755 lmao well me too

[@ChromeJob]

Like the Navy would know what to do with it…?

[@Habacook1]

LS "Our first day on the job, think it will be dangerous?" GS "Nah man! That's why we joined the Coast Guard." Navy: "Coast Guard, we need you to take on a highly dangerous and top secret mission." Coast Guard: "We have just the right 2 guys."

[@TheCommissarIsDead]

GS causally joking about the coast guard Absolutely no one GS: “is that a missile???” Black screen 😂😂

[@breadngames]

Lmao you guys: joking about the Coast Guard instantly lighting people up Pirates: Allow us to introduce ourselves, this is SAM.

[@SI-Hobbs]

After wrecking my ship, I waited for the coast guard to reach me. Once I saw them on the horizon I was relieved, but things changed when I saw that it was Growling Sidewinder and Longshot. My response to seeing them was, "It's ok guys! I'd rather just drown." I knew that if I had been rescued by them, we'd crash before reaching the airfield.

[@TheGoddamnBacon]

@@SweatyFatGuy nice to see ya here bud!

[@FukaiRei27]

"There's trees. A lot of trees" It hit my laughter switch hard.

[@BadAtWarThunder2006]

I never thought I’d laugh so hard at a dcs video 😂😂 please keep the two morons series running lmao

[@Inazuma68]

True 😂

[@swampyankee]

As a Coast Guard veteran I have to say the two of you had me laughing until it hurt. Semper Paratus!

[@bryangrote8781]

GS: “Do you know what that is in front of us?” LS: (nervously asks) “Ummmm....is it a nuke?!” GS: (mischievously smiling) “It’s a Mark 6 nuclear bomb.” Our brave, unlikely heroes then take off in a Huey... ...with a nuke on a string ...in a storm. (Comedic nuclear destruction ensues.)

[@Hunterxrt]

I love this "two morons" series 🤣👍

[@mogusaurelius4541]

I love mildly self-deprecating humor. The ability to laugh at oneself just makes life better.

[@Inazuma68]

Who not 😂🙈

[@venomsnakeYGBSM]

We all do bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hunterxrt]

@@venomsnakeYGBSM you found me 😂

[@venomsnakeYGBSM]

@@Hunterxrt You can run but you cant hide

[@roadkillvp4life]

"What's the matter with you?" "I don't know"

[@oggearhound2242]

I love the Moron series. You dudes are so gooftastically wholesome, it is impossible to not laugh along with you. Thanks for the Joy.

[@sirephil5302]

You guys are great together :D " oh my god, is this a missile" *splash* Made my day! :D

[@brentbartley6838]

I served in the Coast Guard from 97-2017 as a Gunnersmate. I was at an Air Station when we stood up the Airborne Use of Force program (shut down now except for HITRON that goes after drug boats). I've flown in MH-60's, MH-65's and even the C-130 as well as commissioned a National Security Cutter (like the one Longshot lit up at the start). And you two are by far the sorriest excuses for Coasties I've ever seen. But you were very entertaining. 🤣

[@holyfordus]

“Babe, wake up, GS and Longshot just posted another ‘Two Morons’ video.”

[@paulf1389]

I'm in tears here guys. Absolutely hilarious. Still maintain you two make a good team....

[@MondoRockable]

Lol. I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mandelorean6243]

The one thing you never want to hear... Your pilot saying: "I got it I got I got it" Subsequently followed by: "OH MY GOD!!!"

[@scottym.9077]

As a former Army Helo crewman (15U - CH-47) with 2 years of combat experience in Iraq, the English language lacks appropriate words to describe how terrifying it would be to fly in that Huey with you. 😂

[@jasonwilson4185]

The giggle fits where you both can't stop are priceless. Hope for many more of these.

[@cnlbenmc]

A Mk VI Nuclar Bomb, "Longshot Has Left The Crew". Priceless...

[@GTChucker86]

I just noticed there is something uniquely beautiful with GS’s thumbnails. I cant put my finger on it but there’s something with the subject placement, font style and framing that automatically registers it as GS’s video even at a moment’s glance

[@scootersplace9324]

Favorite series ever!!! Famous last words...." Let me out!"....RIP longshot

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

Helicopter loudspeaker: "ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL. THIS IS THE UNITED STATES COAST GUARD. DISARM YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU COULD GET BLOWN UP AND IRRADIATED BY THE WEAPON WE'RE CARRYING."

[@RobbyQuarantined]

as a coast guard veteran I can totally vouch for the authenticity of this video...SEMPER P shipmates!

[@allenarneson4349]

GS - "Stop pointing things out with the mini gun fire" Classic LMAO!!! "Do see that?" LS - "Yeah" GS - "It is a Mark 6 nuclear bomb" LS - "Let me out" LS - "They shot me out of my mini gun" "We are now in search and rescue" "Come back and get me"... GS - "Why are you such a sissy?" LS - "Because you have killed me so many times". You guys are so funny. Keep the great videos coming. You are going to make my winter months very enjoyable!!

[@isaacreicin4836]

Growling: "I've been practicing" Every viewer: "i have some objections"

[@jamiewaterman8147]

We're going to have the Coast Guard deliver the nuke... in a helicopter...with our most inexperienced crew.........what could POSSIBLY go wrong???

[@lonniebailey4989]

As it turns out, EVERYTHING

[@ayosh6856]

Love the 2 Morons series, this one is the best yet! "This just turned into a search and rescue" 😂

[@Shockwave00108]

GS: We have to take the nuke to the carrier on the other side of the hill. Long Shot: Let me out, that's it. Best line in my opinion

[@markkettler6414]

As soon as I see "Two Morons", I know it's going to be great

[@MrChromedome28]

You two are so good for the soul. You're killing me love this series

[@Kevlaro]

Longshot fired 10000+ rounds on this vid and no round hit its target. Tell me how Awesome series btw XD

[@lin837pr2]

This must be the best series ever! Keep the 2 moron series going I love them!!

[@frostgd8040]

Your laugh is killing me dude this is too good xD I can tell you guys were having fun on this one

[@calvinringo3886]

2 minutes 41 seconds in a lot of chuckling then all of a sudden "I think... I think.... is that a missile???? The screaming begins LOL

[@brandons9398]

OMG I seriously laughed so hard I nearly fell off the couch! Priceless! What is it about you two and helicopters LOL!

[@dystopianlucidity4448]

My sides hurt so bad! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! This series is so awesome!

[@codym576]

The boys are back in town😂

[@whitewieno2]

I've been in CG avation active duty for just over a decade now. This is 100% accurate! Well done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenborgogna]

Longshot's marksmanship would make a Storm Trooper proud.

[@LongShotChannel]

1-0

[@joetrotsky6700]

Some of the best gaming experiences you can have involve being a moron with a friend. I laughed so hard watching this....it was AWESOME!!! Thanks man.

[@withoutmilk]

There are two things I truly look forward to on KZbin: 1) City Planner Plays 2) 2 Morons videos Great video today, I’m dying of laughter!!

[@jackbubblewater7490]

Poor longshot in this video he’s so stressed lmao

[@mindtraveller100]

0:19 If they run away, they are enemies; if they don´t run away, they are well trained enemies. Right? lol

[@Cambone13]

0:17 - 0:40 is one of the funniest exchanges, i keep coming back just to watch this part

[@davidherbst]

Back in the 50’s, my dad flew C-123’s in Europe. He actually flew nukes around. Once, he had to carry a couple more than they were supposed to be able to, packed in a little tighter than was recommended. That flight was a real sphincter tingler.

[@falcon3268]

@GrowlingSidewinder I love your 2 moron videos keep up the great work.

[@Dr_Alan_Grant]

2:24 definitely one of your most iconic deaths.

[@elmodiddly]

How does Longshot get closer with gunfire when pointing something out than he does when aiming at things he wants to hit?

[@alannickelson9565]

That's actually a good point... Hmm. GS isn't trying to hold steady on those?

[@h00vy82]

Ah yes. Growling’s infamous “is that FLAK?!?” XD

[@MatthewELyons-yq7jd]

Thanks!

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

Thank You very much.

[@JC-uk8lp]

1:32 Longshot bailed out faster than Jester!

[@SomewhatChaotic1946]

This is by far my favorite series on your channel

[@DoomRulz]

A big part of the enjoyment I get from these videos is GS's wheeze laugh. It's just adorable.

[@JBASH2011]

My wife is mad because I'm LMAO at this while she is trying to watch TV. Awesome job GS and LS!

[@Gozar111]

Love these videos! Well done guys. Don’t join the Coast Guard. Ever. 😂

[@bukhariali71]

This is freaking hilarious 🤣. You guys have great chemistry.

[@jamieaulbach5120]

Having actually done all this in a Huey in the Air Force makes it even funnier!

[@philiponeill6903]

I always get such a laugh watching "Two Morons" with my morning coffee - it's a great way to relax before I have to go teach via Zoom! :) GS: "Relax. Stop pointing things out with the minigun." You guys owe me a new keyboard after that - mine's now full of coffee I just snorted. :)

[@tupahutuokoneiswife3972]

😫 I want to either see it land successfully, or longshot hitting SOMETHING! LOL

[@AbyNeon]

This is hilarious, I am not even half way through the video and i have pain from so much laughing... You should keep up the ''2 Morons'' series, its priceless!!

[@Skidjit]

The most accurate portrayal of day to day CG Ops.

[@toolmakerbest1584]

You guys own it to us to make at least one of these a week! 😎 It is so nice to have something to laugh at in life, for a change! 👍

[@weiwenng8096]

So, which carrier did we lose at 8:58?

[@charliemartin7492]

"Ow!" Easily the most enjoyable flight sim out there! Amazed not to see thousands of white dots chucking themselves off that carrier when the whirlybird approached swinging a giant glowing conker!

[@Torch114]

I was rolling! Truly one of the best 2 Morons episodes.

[@matthewsmith4599]

I love it brother! Two moron series is great but this is the best so far!

[@BillDownhill]

That's a nice looking water heater you're carrying. Also, it would be cool if you could hit the pirates with that thing, like it's a wrecking ball.

[@mattgn39]

"Stop pointing things out with minigun fire!" roflcopter.

[@TheBigCracker]

Longshot was just protecting the friendly ships from the nom noms of sharks

[@jimmyc3755]

God I love these. When Longshot gets shot out of the copter, jumps out before you take off, gets killed and when you both set off the NUKE it is laugh out loud funny. It is Chico and Groucho Marxx in 2021. more, More, MORE!!!

[@savvidisaudio]

I love the 2 Morons series more than anything, you guys together are the best!

[@fish0741]

Crappy Day at work and then i get home and low and behold The 2 Morons Show is on. AWESOME, Thank Guys for making my Day, You know this should be a once a week or month Show. The Moron Show Starring Sidewinder and LongShot. I can see a new Career in your future.

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

glad we were able you a little laugh on a crappy day. hope tmrw is better much love.

[@robintaylor1490]

I don't know how you could fly laughing that hard ... lmfao 😆😂🤣

[@carltanner9065]

You guys are crazy!!! Though, not as crazy as a cousin of mine that turned up at my auntie's place, one day. He came around for lunch and we asked what he had under the tarp on the back of his truck. Dad went out to have a look...it was 6 heavyweight torpedoes all tied down to the tray on the back of his truck!!! There was enough explosive on the back to wipe out the entire neighborhood!!!

[@seanpatrickgall4623]

Brilliant gentlemen... Thank you.

[@cathyerinandaidan8206]

The casual coast guard with high calibre guns. seems normal

[@muppetdrummer]

You guys have to add more vids into this series! These are hilarious!

[@antares2767]

I've never heard such an intense panicking voice from GS at 2:24 "OH MAI GAAHD!!! IS THAT A MISSILE???!!!"

[@orion19117]

This is so hilarious! Awesome content seriously! Enjoyed every minute of it!

[@davieduardo7237]

btw, a chinook will be good to transport a nuke, different of huey that leaves more time to get control

[@Paraegg]

Always funny stuff. And I think Longshot is an actual Stormtropper. Because he can't hit a dam thing.

[@mitchoconnell6944]

This just cracks me up. Freaking gold

[@katherinespezia4609]

"You decided 'I'm not gonna land the cargo, I'm gonna drop it. Like a bomb.'" lmao

[@arman4063]

“Now it’s a search and rescue operation”. Had me rolling😂

[@grndiesel]

You guys came in like a nuclear wrecking ball.

[@UMSLdragon]

That cable crawl @2:44 had me in stitches!!!

[@jerrodcorey25]

1:20 ROFLMAO LONGSHOT IS THE SMARTEST CREW MEMBER. HE SAID SCREW YALL AND DUECES !! 🤣🤣😂😂 2:24 YEAH HE'S REGRETTING BEING IN THE HUEY . . . .LMAO LOLOLOL