20 BRUTAL Meals PIRATES Ate Thousand Years Ago

[@valkyrie1066]

Dried beef, old cheese, rum, hardtack, beans, pickled/smoked fish.....I can't imagine the GAS that was produced. OMG. The smell of the ship; rotten fish and seaweed...and unwashed men sleeping close together. I have to go burn incense.

[@subzero308]

Its the pirates life mate

[@galacticwarlock2271]

Imagine the constipation.

[@galacticwarlock2271]

Oh yeah they had gay sex just like Spartans and Hercules.

[@dawnc.3711]

😂😂😂😂😂 I hope the incense was strong enough to rid the mind funk!

[@ronaldgreene849]

Had to be a woman yall never be equal to men

[@Prfinity]

I myself am a fan of the leather boot it always seems packed with flavor

[@nepiahemopo1702]

Try socks.

[@bluestrife28]

Ain’t got water, so hey let’s drink something that’ll make us even more dehydrated yo ho hooooooooo

[@asdf9890]

I can’t imagine how parched they felt each morning.

[@lonnieadams7841]

Didn't realize you were a fan of @townsends until I saw his videos being used as footage for your videos!~

[@vman8835]

And they were also A$$ pirate's 😂 all that time at sea with no women on board .

[@brendaowens7463]

Salt pork used to be sold in stores everywhere. It made the best seasoning for greens or boiled beans.

[@OneOut1]

Still does.

[@ekramer2478]

Still sold in many grocery stores.

[@DMPB-fi2ir]

what do you mean used to be lol it's still sold

[@John-or4mn]

refrigeration and cooking equipment was a game changer for millions of people throughout the world

[@elisaduffy5950]

Pirates have existed since ancient times. The Golden Age of piracy was in the 17th and early 18th centuries.

[@rphawx]

#19 that meal with dried meat in white sauce/gravy and dry bread was called, SOS (sh!t on a shingle).

[@jarred267]

If youre going to use other people's video at least give them credit. Majority of the hardtack clip is @townsends

[@clarktrinst]

For you people that think pirates didn't exist a thousand years ago, you need to do research.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

The Vikings come to mind but this doesn't seem to be the same time period. Technically a pirate doesn't require a boat either. Most people generally refer to the pirates of the period between the Renaissance and the industrial revolution. The colonial era you could say.

[@subzero308]

I think the problem some of them r having is they assume a pirate is that of Pirates of the Caribbean type 😂... Not understanding truly what a pirate is lol.

[@valkyrie1066]

I think some Vikings would qualify.

[@suggiethames9870]

@@valkyrie1066 iT IS NOT THE SAME, VIKINGS DIDN'T KEEP PARROTS OR MONKEYS

[@ekramer2478]

@@suggiethames9870 Not all pirates do either.

[@Yourfriend_Olivia]

when it came to turtle you showed is chinese Silkie Black Chicken it a chicken that has black skin you can see the head of the chicken in one of the clips

[@jamesstoops4018]

How exactly are rum and mangos "brutal"? Hell, the drink I'm having at this very moment is rum and mango juice. 🤔

[@MrRatkilr]

Rum does not substitute for water. Alcohol dehydrates you. It's a diaretic.

[@BrandonBernstein-x4o]

Another reason why Rum was so popular was because it was used to make grog. Which is basically purifying water with a bit of rum.

[@Vintage.ShowTV]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts 🙂

[@brendaowens7463]

I simply adore cream chip beef. But being lactose intolerant makes it harder to eat. But that still doesn’t stop me. The craving is just too strong.😂

[@BarrowedtimeBrian]

Not hard to eat .....😂it's the settling and coming out

[@danocallaghan6875]

Shit on a shingle (SOS) is a US Navy staple.

[@diane7295]

Why didn’t they fish beside lobster & turtles?

[@jeffreyrobinson3555]

@@diane7295 they did. Tuttle was a pirate favorite, they transplanted goats and cattle to many small Caribbean islands then came back an hunted them later Buccaneer the word comes from smoking meat on wooden grids called buccans and tge first buccaneers were selling smoked meat to passing ships

[@guilhermegoldman]

They were Britain. 🤣

[@JuanCarlosRojas-g1z]

The English, French, Spanish signed contracts with privateers. Noble men who raided each other's countries ships. They ate better than most people at the time.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

I happened to be taking a swig of Corona exactly when you brought up beer. If there is any beer that you associate with the Caribbean it would be that one, they usually have the sea in their commercials. Did pirates wear Old Spice though? 😂

[@ericnvee]

How’d they survive with so little water and beverage being mostly fermented or alcohol. Their kidneys must have suffered

[@stretchnuts4661]

Mostly drank grog. Water with rum to keep it from going green and some lemon and sugar. Probably had plenty of electrolytes

[@CigHomieCal]

They didn’t live long enough to care

[@BigSi-xw6wv]

How could you take 10 minutes about a damn biscuit? I almost didn't get through the very first food!

[@WesleyCooke-ou6hz]

And 1000 year ago Caribbean pirates shopped at Whole Foods apparently..

[@ekramer2478]

1000 years ago I think everyone did...well sort of.

[@EricBakke-gx3vk]

Sea food duh

[@ekramer2478]

Just made pickled veggies two days ago. I just like them...

[@DerekForster-e3y]

We've had pirates for as long as We've had ships

[@incarnateflame3462]

Yeah this wasn't even 500 years ago much less a millenia. 😂

[@Selena-gz9ts]

You didn't say it right. Its hard tack "clack" "clack"

[@travisr4666]

Lobster was the disgusting poor man's food in the time of pirates

[@KingC89]

Lobster being the "poor man and prisoner's food" is mostly an over exaggerated myth

[@yakadoodledongywongy8718]

So apparently I'm a culinary pirate. Good to know.

[@seabeef_gaming]

Dont you mean hundreds of years ago

[@ashsundar2473]

Sack your AI mate.

[@HeathenTrucker]

Videos shows the making of shit on a shingle while talking about dried beef...

[@jeffreyrobinson3555]

A thousand years ago 1000 AD few ships were ever a week at sea, they are fresh or near fresh bread , it’s the long voyages of five hundred years ago that hard tack came in to use. It’s not really tasteless, it has a pleasant nutty flavor. Tasteless hard tack comes from using pure flour from today , back then it was corse stone ground with lots of bran in it

[@Hratluf]

Hmm have you heard about the vikings? They have been raiding northern europe from around 800-1050 AD. Furthermore they sailed from Scandinavia to England, Faroe islands, Iceland, Greenland and North America. Thats the old school pirate ;)

[@jeffreyrobinson3555]

@@Hratluf yes they did, look on a map. And plot a course from Norway to the UK. A Viking ship could log a hundred miles per day easily From Norway to Sicily there is no time a corse is more then a days run from land From Denmark to Scotland, north along the Faroe islands all less then a day apart, even the jump to Iceland and Greenland and Canada never called for a week out of sight of land

[@Hratluf]

@@jeffreyrobinson3555 I think we misunderstood each other 😅 You're right in the fact that they were able to make lengthy voyages in no time. But even though there were land in sight, it's not to say if they made a pitstop 😉

[@jeffreyrobinson3555]

@@Hratluf from what we know every few days , admittedly we have little documentation of what they did. But at sea or up the great European rivers resources were never more then a few hours away

[@Hratluf]

@@jeffreyrobinson3555 that's true my friend, but nevertheless, they were sublime seafarers 👍

[@zackna9397]

You forgot the more common then Bumbo drink known as Grog .

[@waynesutton2472]

The vikings were the first pirates in the last millennium. Roman's before that phenoicians. The Sea peoples 2000 yrs before Homer's Illiad tells of pirates roaming the seas in the days of the titans check ur history and dictionary before u post

[@giannidcenzo]

Nice

[@BETTERWORLDSGT]

And they would have had to wash it down with a few gulps of Rum, the pirates favorite drink!

[@prmath]

Why didn’t pirates eat fish they caught❓

[@Killa234]

They thought it was bad luck

[@prmath]

@@Killa234 they never tried fried mullet and cheese grits😳

[@surf6009]

Its Jack links. Not Jack's links?

[@DarHalen]

Bamboo section showed sausages. Is bamboo a sausage brand now?

[@nicholaslefrancois469]

Absolutely sick of AI videos

[@lordred4116]

Spam chips and beans, brutal!

[@MetalsirenIXI]

Pirates likely ate better than most sailors as they stayed relatively close to land in some cases.

[@Vintage.ShowTV]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts 🙂

[@slezerpezer]

Chipped beef on toast. My mom called it shit on a shingle. It was kinda tasty.

[@nateaustin362]

Lots of "staples" and "unsung heroes"

[@KwandrizzleGhost]

Sound like Dark Rayleigh

[@frankbaine3918]

There have been pirates since vessels went to sea. Criminals abhor a vacuum.

[@donise8406]

A Thousand years ago? Did your research on Twitter did you?

[@HeathenTrucker]

They existed even a thousand years ago.

[@darrellglenn9566]

Pirates ate alota butter-

[@camwhitman5425]

All this time, I thought they ate Gold Fish…as their motto goes, Pepperidge Farms Remembers.

[@Vintage.ShowTV]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts 🙂

[@ericarnaud7983]

Wtf, a thousand years ago would be the year 1024. That was the bronze age. Hardtack was first made in the 1600's in England. Now as to what you are considering pirates, they were not around in 1024, though there were sea faring raiders, but the word pirate did not come around until 1300 and dirived from the latin word pirata meaning corsair or sea robber. The other foods you highlighted were mainly not in use on the seas in 1024 and many not invented until much later like hardtack. So that being said, at 4:30 i turned off the video.

[@Vintage.ShowTV]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts 🙂

[@philfredericks5198]

Pirates have been around since the 14th century bc and before

[@ericarnaud7983]

@@philfredericks5198 yes, but this channel is talking about and showing pictures of things not invented a thousand years ago.

[@ManBearBullShark]

Bronze age ended around 1200 bc.

[@wezzbeet2923]

Talking about a drink while showing sausages thats wother job well done by ai

[@5argetech56]

Salt Cod! 100% long lasting staple for ships at sea.

[@Manuela-np9oy]

What happened to fishing?😐😐😐

[@Ghostdog4]

Why not trawl for fish while sailing

[@laurarosa3924]

But you keep showing images of cachaça which is different

[@icuabc1235]

I thought that's why they were always losing legs and s***

[@marklumley619]

There were not any pirates in the Caribbean 1000 years ago? Not until after Columbus settled in Hispaniola in 1492 did trade even begin in the Caribbean and pirates were not there until the late 1500s

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Dislike simply for the thousand years thing.

[@HeathenTrucker]

You think ships didn't exist a thousand years ago? Lol

[@thhseeking]

@@HeathenTrucker The food he's describing isn't from a thousand years ago, plus he distinctly mentions the 17th & 18th centuries at about 4:20.

[@DMPB-fi2ir]

and if you were lucky with your hardtack you got a piece with bugs in them for some extra protien and meat so to speak

[@DeathBYDesign666]

With so many different methods to ward off scurvy it's a wonder why pirates became so famous for the disease. I know why btw, it's called a joke.

[@mikerotonda6264]

Thousands years ago???????

[@Ancientcaptain]

A few weevils in your hard tack is just added protein

[@Swine-O-Sonic]

You cannot ne hydrated grom rum!! It dehydrates you.. You seriously need some basic education

[@Desphexian]

That Hardtack part of the video is from Townsends. You should credit the people/channels you have taken video's from.

[@bryanthartwig6994]

This video is bad

[@REEFERKID]

Pirates were around 500 years ago… I don’t think you should make videos like this anymore………. If you can’t even get the title correct

[@hairyyeti21]

a. I. sucks

[@paulbounleuth8901]

☠️🎩

[@timbo3030]

There were no Pirates a thousand years ago

[@ghostrecon8313]

If a person stole on a boat it's a pirate 😂 now we have pirate joe biden

[@jackson24241000]

Yes there were, Barbary pirates operated then, and right up to 18th C

[@WarBeasty]

​@jackson24241000 but the video is talking about Caribbean pirates, which were NOT around a 1000 years ago.

[@Seacheroftruth]

Um...there have been pirates as long as there have been valuables shipped overseas. Duh!🙄

[@Seacheroftruth]

​@@ghostrecon8313Damn. You Republiturds really need to move on. Joe Blow stepped down. You need to take a good long look at your slum lord idol. He hires people to work for him...then doesn't pay them. Riiiiight..m

[@slezerpezer]

was it hundreds of years ago?