20 minutes of Vermintide hero dialogue

For those of you who can't get enough of this game, I know I can't!
Choice exchanges at 10:46 and 14:20. Transcript here: pastebin.com/bhTTaeqE.
Video is kinda laggy, but audio quality should be fine. Enjoy!

[@oronk60]

A nice stable 5 fps.

[@EhlistarsWrath]

A steady 4 frames per season

[@raphael8951]

Its okay, apparently the human brain can only see 20 frames a second

[@milkandcookiesTW]

The writing and voice acting in Vermintide is so damn good

[@Dwarfurious]

ESPECIALLY Bardin's!

[@Alcatrazz13]

thx for bringing me here, this is awesome =P

[@milkandcookiesTW]

Alcatrazz13 Sure thing, and yeah it is ;)

[@giannipinotto4193]

I wonder what will happen in the group conversation when the study will make it possible to choose a brettonia knight XD also i m here like alcatrazz , so thanks for put the link

[@keegobricks9734]

It's a shame they arne't giving us any story though. These are actually really interesting characters, I'd love a novel about vermintide.

[@DSFARGEG00]

Kruber scolded for staring at elf butt.

[@Crusher888]

DSFARGEG00 ye boi she thicc

[@Crusher888]

DSFARGEG00 T H I C C

[@TheFrogspawnedOne]

She's a wood elf, so it's more like she a S T I C C

[@deadmeme8011]

T H I N N

[@BinExis]

@@deadmeme8011 S T I C C

[@LoIzords]

"I prefer to trust, until someone wrongs me" "and then you hack his legs off?" "for starters. no one makes a fool of me, Wutelgi"

[@jundsheep7599]

16:33

[@kemalarifbastug3781]

i just want a fuckin sitcom in warhammer universe with these characters

[@smangle7328]

Always Sunny in Helmgart

[@blackknightz5036]

17:40 Kruber is seriously pissed

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

hate, rage, rancor. those three are what come to my mind in the delivery of that line.

[@DropKickEddy]

17:38 Thot D E S T R O Y E D

[@TheFlyingPilgrim]

10:15 I ship it.

[@bubbieboy4879]

Flying Pilgrim Awww

[@mickel1470]

I call it disgusting heresy...Only because I ship it too.

[@TheHolyGopnikCrusader]

I shipped it, still try, but Vermintide 2 makes Kerillian a bitch in general

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Who doesn’t?

[@JohanKylander]

I'd sooner ship Sienna with a Warpfire Thrower.

[@-Thunder-Warrior-]

Even when Saltzpyre isn't there... The girls just can't stop talking about him :P

[@jonathanwells223]

MidnighWolf they're in denial

[@deriznohappehquite]

MidnighWolf for a long time, I thought she was referring to Khazrak.

[@robouteguilliman6662]

Bitches love the hat.

[@theannouncer5538]

If warhammer ever made a show, I’d want it to star these characters

[@JetJenkins]

I just came here for Bardin's sick beats at 7:48

[@JustLookinkAround]

Thanks for these, mate! It's rather annoying when an interesting conversation starts just to be interrupted by Bardin saying "Haha! Right in the donglitz!" :D

[@kevincass9917]

Oh come on, that's the best part! Just hearing RIGHT IN THE DONGLITZ is hysterical.

[@reddoomedearth4020]

Thanks for posting this. It kinda makes up for hearing "You're a driven man, Saltzpyre" every fucking mission I play.

[@DarkSpirit4444]

5:00 ohhh my man Kruber with the sick burn

[@Gunny55555]

These conversations are such a joy to hear!

[@Rohtix]

I wish Kerillian was as mild as she was in this one. You can still hear the ego in her voice, but she's less "You guys are useless" and more "I'm too good for this". She even shows the team a bit more hospitality here and there. Come to think of it, everyone does really. I feel like the dialogue in V1 is a little better than 2, but in 2 I only ever hear the same 5 voicelines, because of a bug or maybe not...

[@STorchbearer]

I dunno about that one, chief. Kerillian in VT2 just talks more in general. She offers her sympathy to Bardin because he also is basically an exile, tries to convince Sienna to control her addiction, and is generally nicer to people underneath all that snark. She literally goes from calling Kruber Saltzpyre's dog and whining that they have to collect grain for starving people to exchanging friendly jabs with Bardin and almost admitting that freeing the captured farmers was a good thing. And that's not even counting the dialogues in 'Quiet Drink'.

[@Rohtix]

@@STorchbearer I guess early on I only ever heard her "oh my God THIS WAY you fucking idiots" line a lot. For some reason the group always talked about the same stuff, but the more I've played, the more I've heard her be more sympathetic. I guess now it's just her tone that gets me. Like c'mon elf, we get it, you're super great, can you just tone it down? Lol.

[@meltdown4126]

@@Rohtix she's growing increasingly pissed about having to spend so much time outside her woodland home, not to mention the reason for that, and, well, the pactsworn.

[@darkblood626]

She's with them in the second game. It's just you wouldn't know it because the Dialogue's bug so you only hear the action lines.

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@Rohtix well, they ARE a wood elf. Thats just kinda how they are. Remember, thats a civilization that actively goes out and butchers everyone in their general vicinity even when they have shared cause, so being snarky is about as nice as you can expect them to be.

[@AidsTiger]

7:40 They did the dwarves such justice I love it

[@Chingloves]

This is one of my all time favourite games. The characterisation through the great voice acting is a big part of that.

[@rafengamer6296]

20:14 Why not both? You get a fine Dwarf-made weapon, and it is blessed by your god. Best of both worlds, in Vermintide, at least.

[@Icebergeification]

Dwarves by their literal nature cannot meld with any kind of nature spirit or god so if taal did bless it, it would just undo the runesmith's work

[@kakashihatake326]

@@Icebergeification Then how is Ghal Maraz blessed by Sigmar

[@Icebergeification]

@@kakashihatake326 the fuck? Did you even read my Comment? If it is blessed by a nature god it will undo any runesmithing, and Sigmar is not a nature god

[@milat9287]

Coulda been clearer. The chances of confusion woulda been negated, had you worded it slightly diffrently. Forexample, instead of "A nature spirit OR God" you coulda said "A Spirit/God of Nature"

[@ampersandman757]

It would be wonderful if they added a Tilean character, considering their knowledge of the Skaven and the fact they are so under represented. A Bretonnian knight would also be interesting, I'd like to see his dialogue with Kirillian.

[@XellDincht]

i would love to have an High Elf in the group. His/her banter with Bardin would be really interesting :D (maybe a mage)

[@tomthestone1470]

Marc D. Maybe that’ll happen in the next game

[@guillercuastico]

I’d rather have a damsel instead of a knight. More room for different specializations (beast, life and air lores, or different spells of only one of those) than a knight. And more magic is always great.

[@midshipman8654]

Xell1987 it world also be nice for someone even more elfish and snobby to put the wood elf in her place.

[@lenkagamine4145]

so how about, a Damsel, a dragon prince, and a.. well, I dont think a tilean could really work without overlapping Kruger's character too much. The only other option would be making them an engineer but then that would overlap Bardin's.

[@Overlord99762]

''And since they were both dwarves, one was probably drunk and the other there by accident'' You just insulted my entire race of people...but yes

[@ampersandman757]

I love this cast

[@jonathanwells223]

6:46 sick burn incoming

[@duncanrobblee7622]

298 hours and I havent heard a suprising number of these interactions! Thanks a lot for posting the bro.

[@jungles2688]

Aw, Kerillian sticking up for Sienna.

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

17:42 disrespect Kruber's family, and he will *not* be kind to you.

[@Maethendias]

who would have thought that bots are so philosophical

[@jUppers]

the dialouges are grade S+ too bad you just dont hear most of them while playing the actual game

[@EhlistarsWrath]

*Ah think Ah know mah own stohmachk THANK YOU KRUBAH*

[@Lil.Grandpa]

Bardin is love.

[@panzergott5622]

None of this will be in Darktide. What a damn shame.

[@RottenMicrobe]

3:18 Talk shit get hit, now square up elf!

[@lukashirmgard4505]

13:23 Oh the irony

[@tomthestone1470]

ImmaPopo especially considering the war of the beard

[@Asraeks]

that and never ending war between high elves and dark elves

[@FusselO]

Keriilian is such a sassy asshole. x)

[@Hiarren]

Sassy and sexy go hand-in-hand.

[@tru8637]

6:40 That's a grudgin

[@JormaLapio]

You're a wizard Sienna

[@Xaxp]

Poor Markus :(

[@xzcsdf9574]

17:38 so did Kerillian wipe out Kruber's family?

[@Bilbo__Swaggins]

a plague did, he's referring to her not caring about it

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

@@Bilbo__Swaggins lack of empathy and compassion. something i hope she'll learn, should we see the Vermintide heroes again (which i hope we do). and you can hear the rage and rancor in his voice.

[@navilluscire2567]

20:17 Bardin makes a good point, what does a god of the wilderness know of a blacksmith's art, not much I imagine!

[@Icebergeification]

Taal is a god of war and nature

[@tomthestone1470]

12:56 funny, considering who the lady of the lake is.

[@kakashihatake326]

And now Kruber worships her

[@andreesapissarra]

"LALALA, CAN'T HEAR YOU!" - Kruber (most likely)

[@davemardrov777]

I appreciate the dialogue video

[@unowno123]

13:00 beautifull

[@DeutscherDummer]

HOLY SIGMAR !

[@tomthestone1470]

SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

[@thewowzer12]

Please please please do this for the 2nd game!

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

the elf is... a bit of a Scottish She-Dog, and i wouldn't blame them not liking her.

[@Icebergeification]

All the elves in warhammer are like her she's actually one of the more tolerable given her honesty and tolerance for other races

[@Icebergeification]

@Read SIEGE you clearly don't understand elves I'd rather take the crass elf that's being honest with me than the polite elf who's lying through his teeth and will definitely stab me in the back

[@Icebergeification]

@Read SIEGE did you not read any of the end Times? How teclis directly facilitated the end of the world and how tyrion brought about the end of ulthuan? Or how the elven gods were going to sacrifice the world to the chaos gods to save themselves hell even in total war you can see tyrion's contempt for non elves and the wood elves hunt humans for sport in warhammer if an elf is being kind to you its because he's using you

[@elkpants1280]

@@Icebergeification end times aren’t really canon

[@Nathrezim0]

@Read SIEGE "Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide"

[@chaosinc.382]

Those are some shocking kind words between Sienna and Kerrilian at the start.

[@Qulize]

Appreciated what you are doing but, can you add timestamp? It'll be much easier.

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

As a person who is close friends with people from extremely different religions, Ubersreik Five's dialogue is very close to accurate.

[@mordyrsvideodumpster5097]

5:34 god, i wanna hug kerill :3

[@ShmoopDooper]

Same!

[@thezman9001]

Mordyr: *hugs* .. is there a knife in my dick? K: thers a knife in yer dek, meefly.

[@Qulize]

12:48 No sound from those lines :/. Bug?

[@gotrek44]

Lol. Bardin would slaughter Kerillian

[@uncleschweiz2319]

A stunty against legal aimbot? Seems rather one sided

[@ac8911]

Try again lumberfoot

[@Metalozoid]

gotrek44 if he can get close enough that is.

[@Lil.Grandpa]

*FLAMETHROWING INTENSIFIES*

[@tomthestone1470]

Uncle Schweiz don’t underestimate a dawri, they beat the high elves once.

[@zachary5149]

10:16 amazing

[@s.sbathtub6702]

If Queek was in this game it'd be a WHOLE different story Also if he is in this game well um ok

[@gubus2494]

that would be one hell of a bossfight

[@robbanks7483]

@@gubus2494 dont touch himhim, he's a good chief-leader

[@gabenplznerf1093]

I think your frame rate is alittle bit uneven

[@ieatmice751]

Honestly the group seems a lot more hostile without saltzpyre to gang up on I usually never get in matches without salty

[@orgui01]

Nice

[@yanzak-ds8jw]

17:39

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

he's one angry man.

[@mohamed199888]

how do u do it though

[@sejemandhaha]

"If td" I think is the command

[@mohamed199888]

sejemandhaha how can u unlock the console?

[@tomthestone1470]

Mohamed Mohsen type it In the dialogue bar?

[@Razgriz_01]

hm, kerillian is a lot less bitchy in vermintide 1 than vermintide 2.

[@Diego000793]

She is so annoying in V2. In V1 she was cocky, but she had her moments of empathy

[@Razgriz_01]

V2 just makes me want to hate-fuck her.

[@Janfon1]

@@Razgriz_01 Watch out, there''s a cloaca underneath those robes

[@2122Hellfire]

@@Razgriz_01 damn, we got an incel.

[@eldenlord5938]

Yea it's a shame

[@warrum9457]

Who's she talking too?