2015 Emmys | Andy Samberg's Opening Routine

[@rcgaming5087]

When your son ages 20 years in 1 year

[@tomerohanabentzvi9866]

And looks older then you

[@Borutouzumaki-ce6ro]

And 151 hours

[@carolineharty]

R & C Gaming 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lukewhite9237]

Andy Samberg is 41 by the way

[@carolineharty]

Luke White oh ya ik but he looks younger though

[@korniso]

The fact that this dude is 41 is actually mindblowing

[@lizeee6188]

Whaaaaat

[@cielcanterville1834]

He's more then twice my age and I swear to god he looks younger than me

[@afinazzaheerudeen3569]

BRUHHH!!! He doesn't even look like his age tho

[@MADEINNSW]

Title of amys sextape

[@afinazzaheerudeen3569]

@@MADEINNSW More like both Jake's and Amy's sex tape

[@alyssiap5513]

I can no longer tell the difference between Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta

[@michaelramsey82]

What difference?

[@alexagomez111]

They're one in the same

[@beratedbandit5196]

yes

[@gracejacobs7146]

There's a difference?

[@My_NameJeff]

There is no difference 😂

[@electriclizard7935]

When he has the beard, he looks like a mix of himself and the guy that plays Pimento

[@Chloe-kq6vm]

OMG THATS SO TRUE

[@lordgaroro]

Yup

[@abdul2009]

You mean Derek?

[@MusicaAylin]

He looks like Adam Sandler xD

[@dotwarner7812]

Jason Mantzoukas

[@paytontowle8305]

*mentions every show except his own*

[@홍리보이]

IKR 😂💀

[@pheniellanz5271]

lol

[@bronwynmorrah4598]

That's cause he's the most humble-est Number one at the top of the humble list

[@eleonore6204]

That's because, in the eternal words of Emily Blunt, "One never plugs one's own film!" (December 18th, during her "22 Musicals in 12 minutes with Lin Manuel Miranda & James Corden) :p

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

What do you mean? he mentioned snl

[@laurajimenez7878]

“and I’m white” I JUST SCREAMED

[@naamloos1031]

Laura Jimenez that line from the song is racist.

[@truered6050]

@@naamloos1031 yeah how is it racist?

[@annafidelis]

@@naamloos1031 it isn't supposed to be. it is a criticism about the guest always being white

[@kevinfox298]

@@naamloos1031 Really?? TIL pointing out racist trends started by institutions and attitudes set up by slave owners was the true racism all along.

[@zimzimzalabim]

weird, he's jewish. Jews were not considered white until recently. I'd like to see a latino say that line and have everyone laugh.

[@kyleappleby1647]

“So many shows, so little time!” “So instead I watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine.”

[@zacharyseif5100]

nice

[@noa.21-75]

@@zacharyseif5100 noice

[@misrishahh]

Toit

[@pottstato6811]

Smort Noice

[@luigiwatson6950]

Walks back and watch it 100 days later 🤣🤣

[@Isabella-ko8bk]

Peralta, what are you doing? Sincerely, Raymond Holt

[@bereshitezalt8151]

Peralta you are a genius 😂

[@user-lu9pl7ve8p]

Yep ı read this with holts voice

[@chngweivictoria368]

IM WHEEZING

[@edconstantine552]

hsuasuashuhfsfskdfe

[@yeontansmommysaturnt7369]

lol

[@partlyironic]

“And I’m white” Andy Samberg is really out there being the best he can be tbh

[@shawnpitman876]

@@skyblue_icecream You need to educate yourself, you're clearly living in COMPLETE ignorance.

[@dualmao6726]

Helen Monaghan LMAOOO

[@ximaxwellix]

​@@skyblue_icecream it's not a racist joke but a critique against the Emmys.

[@hsn8196]

@skyblue ice cream it's not a racist joke. Listen to enjoy it not criticise

[@starguhl]

honestly

[@justinadrian9010]

Man Jake peralta really playing this ”Andy” pretty well

[@BigBoy257]

He’s undercover as an actor

[@kyloluma1212]

Yeah bois

[@anukhatri6496]

Noice toit

[@anukhatri6496]

🎊

[@justarockwatchingyoutube5090]

Anu Khatri Toit toit nups

[@rcgaming5087]

Me: Nobody: KZbin recommendations after 4 years: watch Andy sambergs 2015 emmys intro

[@lieberlowalslauch2973]

Same here

[@vincentfransen970]

Hahaha same here

[@carolineharty]

R & C Gaming sameeeee

[@markiplierfander1464]

I've been watching his stuff since April and he is amazing at what he does!

[@georgedean9576]

Same 😂😂

[@fredererpower]

Jake: I’ve watched every show Hitchcock and Scully: Lucky bastard.

[@lauragordon3420]

MAMA MAGELIONIE

[@fredererpower]

@@be11a Thank you

[@jamieward8009]

Hitchcock and Scully: we tried watching every show too but we ran out of potato chips

[@logantocker4610]

True, so true, fred😆 (sorry if that offends you)

[@lukasdirscherl994]

He didn't sa b99...how dare he💀

[@makebelievekingg]

Jake Peralta is an amazing detective slash genius.

[@brooklyncarter422]

Emely with an e *** amazing human/ genius (i think you mean) 💀

[@makebelievekingg]

Jake is a detective, andy is a human. And they are both geniuses :)

[@star-sl8wv]

gina is angry

[@CharlPixilised]

Look up the Long Island

[@lightningyt4262]

Did you not know about his comedy singing group the lonely island

[@shalomeradhesh9137]

"and im white !" I SPIT MY FOOD

[@abeer8159]

Omg me 2

[@jacobname4310]

Did not see that coming

[@alexcoleridge1476]

fluffy unicornface No you didn’t

[@annabtorres]

What did he mean by that?

[@semthijssen]

Anna A. That Most if not all Emmy hosts are white

[@ElisaKnowsBest]

"Justin Timberlake is not coming." Title of your sex tape. (I couldn't resist, it was right there.)

[@paullookshifeback8643]

Brilliant.

[@UncleJimmi_ID]

Yes.

[@Exvilness]

“I couldn’t resist, it was right there” title of YOUR sextape

[@ahmedjamri3242]

Emirhan Kuşdemir 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sidhanthaneogi8615]

Ahmed jamri 😂😂😂

[@bellarosa3195]

Jake peralta: "I can't grow a beard" We've been lied to this whole time

[@GeekNewz]

he grew a beard in the show

[@jalilmyers623]

He can't grow a mustache

[@miriamcross1538]

He turned into pimento

[@SharkSalesman90]

The prison one?

[@yellowfever2405]

Tell me about, I actually though that was true

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

why does he look like Adrian Pimento after he WATCHED EVERY SHOW

[@mj-yo7vt]

Adrian wasn't actually undercover, he was watching every show

[@taigh1100]

lookintomyeyesandyouwilldie because jake went a bit crazy and didn’t shower.

[@megsngibson1166]

Marry Goround yess

[@caprial]

a miasma of incandescent plasma I was gonna say that

[@amritamanoharan1191]

Omg yes

[@madagascar5068]

It’s official- Andy Samberg is the cutest human in this world.

[@mayuninanayakkara1928]

Amen

[@manuelmoran7721]

No doubt

[@alyssa2807]

@@manuelmoran7721 Cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

[@angelawang3670]

Cutest detective/ genius

[@kayj2968]

Noice, toit.

[@TheBoomamatic]

"And I'm white!" Just gotta sneak that one in there

[@Delta21OnYT]

Jacob Peralta and Jimmy Woo in the same room, impossible

[@red_stereo]

And Shirley Bennett!

[@diskmort]

Who's Jimmy Woo, the asian guy? that's Jim halpert

[@Delta21OnYT]

@@diskmort My mistake

[@Mr_Storm_22]

@@diskmort Jimmy Woo is a character from the Marvel series Wandavision

[@powerlessnessu1]

@@diskmort you don't know the god jimmy woo

[@nicolayh1900]

Jake Peralta and Andy Samberg are literally the exact same *Imagine playing a character that is just like you irl..*

[@malin16]

Rdj and Tony stark

[@shawnpitman876]

@@malin16 Bitch please. RDJ WISHES he was tony stark IRL. RDJ was nothing more than a degenerate before his role as tony stark. Breaking co-stars arms during shoots and shit, no one wanted to work with the fucking liability.

[@sirocco2810]

@@shawnpitman876 and before his abduction by terrorists TonyStark was a dickhead liked by noone around him and who loved noone, not even himself. A parallel literally everyone sees but you man.

[@suchsophie2583]

gina linetti- chelsea peretti

[@reverendglitch]

Apparently he's actually a pretty serious guy in real life, gotta think this is another performance after all

[@caitgracexx]

This hits different during coronavirus lockdown

[@ifatalraideri]

I feel like I've *literally* seen every show during lockdown and my brain is trying to process them all still

[@captainpotato6856]

You grew a beard....

[@mait9341]

@@captainpotato6856 dude , he watched ‘every show’

[@captainpotato6856]

@@mait9341 dude ,humour...u know?

[@mait9341]

@@captainpotato6856 1st It is not funny, 2nd . No need to be rude

[@ren8140]

Can we get a Brooklyn Nine Nine the musical

[@ccortez392]

Only if Neil Patrick Harris guest stars as a man in a suit

[@rizkchahim570]

YES

[@realfizzymusic]

OMG YES

[@panshulupadhyaya258]

its called popstar

[@heyitsamelie8556]

O MY GOD YES

[@user-rf2iu3wo9u]

"and I'm white" is still the best part 5 years later

[@teller13taylor]

Me during coronavirus: well that’s my life for the next 2 years

[@snacku5706]

We may never even reach 2 years, by now I'm expecting the world to explode by December

[@GeekNewz]

@@snacku5706 based on the mayan calendar the end of the world is in december so good guss

[@SunlitSpectacle]

We're on year 3 how do u feel op

[@emilytanja7648]

I didn't expect him to be such a good singer

[@adzinco6916]

have you heard of the lonely island

[@avocadosatlaw9406]

HE’S IN A BAND

[@elijahdaniel8058]

He is in a band and he sings all the time in b99 what are you talking about

[@wayherdt4610]

He was famous fore singing before acting lol

[@Folkmoretation.13]

OMG SAME LITERALLY SAME

[@MorphoComics]

And I'm White

[@tomascrenzel7446]

morpho!

[@facundoperalta4686]

Morpho que haces aqui

[@alessiomarangi4270]

IN THEORY im a top comment now too

[@rere8727]

Morphoooo lmao

[@asraeth11]

But he's jew ?

[@kaimemes]

"I lock myself away" You're about 5 years too early

[@ginny0932]

This is underrated

[@bhartithakur6600]

I need a musical which includes Andy,Neil Patrick Harris and Chris Pratt

[@michalserber6394]

Bharti Thakur YES

[@EvelynCostarf]

And Hugh Jackman

[@MJ18888]

Any James Corden

[@cynnimini2650]

Oh hell yeah

[@zatannaluvr5427]

all of my fave characters from my fave shows!! yes!!!!

[@shro0mr0om]

Petition to see him and Chris Pratt do literally anything

[@realfizzymusic]

ya boi HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD SIGNED

[@yeeemulm3324]

and neil patrick harris

[@shro0mr0om]

@@yeeemulm3324 oui

[@banditoburrito9719]

@@yeeemulm3324 Y.E.S.

[@Smartie-tk8nq]

Signed

[@therealwellin5846]

"I done watched every shoooow... and im white." 😂 Andy's woke af.

[@anhduy381]

Time stamp?

[@zangtran295]

@@spoopify5560 was that a bo burnham reference

[@zangtran295]

@@spoopify5560 a person of culture as well i see

[@michaelagray4355]

Ikr

[@ryanrayner610]

@@spoopify5560 true, but self awareness is the first step of it

[@gioma9074]

everyone is talking about Peralta, but have you seen that Jimmy Woo is in there?

[@Gobeline78]

Now stop me if you've heard this one before : Jimmy Woo, Shirley Bennett, Cece Parikh and Jake Peralta walk into a dinner... --with some other guy idk--

[@notteryaki453]

Bro that’s Jim Halpert

[@maddiemilken5816]

@@Gobeline78 literally

[@asmiforeal]

@@notteryaki453 identity theft is not a joke

[@kevindonnelly215]

Jimmy W💫💫

[@ginodiminichii2611]

the chaotic energy in this just kills me, Javert, the whole bit with his son, priceless

[@agiammarco94]

This feels like he channeled the energy used in the Great Day digital short

[@IantheDugan]

who was the actor playing Javert?

[@hmmnotsure]

But the real question is, did you watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine???

[@punishercastle5487]

He lives it 😁

[@hmmnotsure]

@@punishercastle5487 Ya. Lol.

[@fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746]

Maher Rahman that is the real question!

[@star-sl8wv]

yes papa

[@hmmnotsure]

@@star-sl8wv Fievel!!!😭

[@warfaafarah6463]

No-one Absolutely not a single soul KZbin after 5 years- Andy sambergs’s opening routine

[@YasminGoncalves1998]

W_farah1 H literally same 😂😂😂😂

[@JessicaGraceWright]

Welcome to Corona World

[@scarlettknight381]

I made the likes 1k 💖

[@warfaafarah6463]

@@scarlettknight381 its mad i never got 1k likes before

[@scarlettknight381]

@@warfaafarah6463 oooof I never get any likes lmao

[@XenosvonFaneli]

Andy: "I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up" 2020: "Allow me to introduce myself"

[@BlackPony23]

Andy Samberg:"I've watched every show" Me:Have you watched Brooklyn 99? Andy:hold up I'll be right back

[@GeekNewz]

he didnt watch brooklyn 99 cause he lived it

[@GeekNewz]

@@Kerem_Srck7 yess

[@marywinchester5100]

I look him up every day when I have WIFI 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@erensahylmaz1640]

And community

[@kalashsarode]

dont you mean... "Holt up, brb"?

[@raedzidan6983]

*I don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine...*

[@freya6810]

i was waiting for that comment

[@Coyote_Trickster]

Your 999th like

[@cutecandyangel]

"And I'm white" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@koolkitty214]

Charlotte Marnee . km , k i,

[@linosundae]

4:15

[@nielagi5029]

I don't understand why he said that? was that supposed to be edgy!

[@opinionatednobody5631]

@@nielagi5029 all have the Emmy award hosts have been white

[@nielagi5029]

@@opinionatednobody5631 Yes coincidentally but me, a non-racist, never noticed because I don't notice people skin colors

[@nehh_aksat]

This is still the best EMMY opening. 😂 Andy Samberg is amazing. His speech was amazing and his comedy was top -notch. One of the funniest speeches I've ever heard. 😂😘

[@Erasureeraser]

If there's a musical number in an opening of any award show and pulled it off flawlessly, I want that person to host every single award show after that!

[@malenelund7370]

2:24 reminds me of the episode in b99 with Doug Judy. “Papa?” “Fievel?” “Papa??” “Fieveeeeell!” 😂😂

[@harryr5697]

Malene Lund ikr lmao

[@saurabheights]

I was looking for exactly this :D

[@snagrrri]

OMG yesss

[@stardustaed.2868]

me, 5 minutes after watching this particular episode : comes back here looking for this very comment

[@katherineshaw1812]

broo i thought that’s what they were gonna say

[@crackingtheshell7959]

why does jake look like pimento?

[@aurie1825]

Cracking the Shell (in my opinion) he does not but not trying to be rude 🤗🙃

[@jussomeguy592]

No the French policeman does

[@alexakvick8504]

Cracking the Shell that's what I thought

[@theowalsh2808]

You mean Andy Samberg not Jake

[@beratedbandit5196]

thats only with the beard and pimento's aggressive but Jake's just a teddy bear

[@drazgul9403]

Man he can sing

[@Nat-fj5db]

Draz'Gul RIGHT OML

[@doglover3673]

He’s in a band.. Called Lonely Island

[@sidhanthaneogi8615]

GTC Pohorex why tf are you being such a smartass...

[@soulgazer11]

Btw his wife is a professional harpist. Few people know that fact. He has to love music to some to have married a career musician.

[@waitforit4611]

I would make a Raymond Holt account and then write a comment saying: "Peralta, get back to work!", but I'm just too fucking lazy.

[@raymondholt966]

Don't worry, I did it for you. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

[@somerandomperson2492]

@@raymondholt966 you must be lying because you shortened “do not” to “don’t”!!

[@randomcrap8583]

@@somerandomperson2492 And you sound just like Victor Emmanuel the Third

[@somerandomperson2492]

@@randomcrap8583 I never actually understood the joke but remember the line😂😂

[@louiseuteamo]

that would be so good

[@jeffpulohanan9226]

"inside amy schumer" he truly sacrificed everything

[@riaayumirza]

The Best i dont understand. Explain pleasew

[@navywavydraws6961]

Search up Amy Schumer worst jokes and you'll understand. Actually best probably works too

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

@@navywavydraws6961 just search Amy Schumer in general

[@tanveshrele1307]

"Inside Amy Schumer" title of your sex tape!

[@ImSean34]

@@tanveshrele1307 no

[@janebolinger1675]

Anyone here in April 2020 where he doesn't have to lock himself up because everyone is.

[@ayalapeleg1638]

yeah ha ha ha

[@mayakarelina9990]

Lol

[@장민영-q2c]

Nah im in Korea and we are kinda done with Corona how’s life there? Lolll🤣

[@georgiagrace9282]

Jane Bolinger yes 😭

[@vlr_chn]

No... *INSTEAD I AM IN SEPTEMBER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa*

[@dowdpride1]

All these people calling him peralta dont remember the good old Lonely Island days

[@mollyaston3809]

dowdpride1 IKR

[@mollyaston3809]

AND HOTROD

[@Comicaze247]

I remember, but Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta have just merged into the same person in my mind. He is now Jady Peralberg

[@aditikrishnan2439]

Or they don't even know the lonely island

[@kate-ib7nd]

3:59 takes my breath away every time

[@primis82]

Amen 🙏🏽

[@MRTAN-pe3ts]

Andy samberg is an amazing Emmy Host/ Genius

[@scythe2534]

Puggo Poggo I see what you did there and I applaud you for it!

[@MRTAN-pe3ts]

Scythe Noice

[@thevoynichmanuscript810]

You can say anything you want about this man, but damn, Peralta can sing

[@ybarager477]

*Andy

[@thevoynichmanuscript810]

@@ybarager477 no, I meant Peralta

[@ybarager477]

@@thevoynichmanuscript810 its not peralta though, its Andy, Jake died

[@tatyanahaynes2004]

@@ybarager477 jake did not die whattt 💀

[@beckalouhar6437]

he was in a band called the lonely islanders, one of the singers. :)

[@Shawn2all]

Adam Samberg quarantining himself in 2020

[@TenshoWasHere]

"Peralta what are you doing?" -captain holt, watching this on the TV

[@emiliolozada]

sincerely, Raymond Holt

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Andy Samberg, Chris Pratt, Hugh Jackman and Neil Patrick Harris need to do a musical together

[@hughjass5253]

and zac efron

[@roseshpprd]

that would be amazing lmao

[@theshramilton2681]

THAT WOULD GIVE ME A STROKE I WOULD BE SO HAPPY

[@albanaaragoneluengo7763]

"And I'm white" killed me, that had me laughing so much it hurt

[@Shanaaa_Starrr]

Wow I just realized how many tv shows there are with the word wife in the title... wow

[@coena9377]

Andy coming out of that bunker like all of us coming out of quarantine.

[@BustedCartoonsYT]

Who was hoping he would say I watched “Brooklyn nine nine”

[@kalindalawrence9560]

The reason he didn’t, is because it wasn’t in the 2015 emmys, but I totally agree with you

[@kalindalawrence9560]

Most of the shows in it were in the 2015 emmys, but I think it would have been weird if he said Brooklyn nine nine since he's in it

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

I was JUST thinking "wow, this song is kinda les miserable-ish" and then javert came and fulfilled ma dreams

[@jastinecapuyan5299]

same😭😭😭

[@sonicgenesisadventures]

Who was playing javert?

[@hello.princess7773]

I LOVE LES MIS I LITERALLY DIED.

[@joriesiuciak9014]

THE SUICIDE SCENE WAS SO ACCURATE TBH

[@kateb1761]

@@joriesiuciak9014 I mean they used footage from the movie

[@lilacmay25]

This is peak Jake Peralta also I never knew Andy could sing

[@Colayith]

He's in a band called TheLonelyIsland. I don't like their music, but he's pretty good at singing

[@daniellemiller335]

He literally has a band

[@JohnBehrens118]

The Lonely Island is what gave Samberg the fame to get the B99 job in the first place.

[@brianchia]

Did you know that he was once on a boat?

[@tire_ks_murina]

@@brianchia and he just had sex

[@keelumbra1640]

Person 1: "Did you guys see Game of Thrones?" Andy: "I haven't seen it yet" Person 2: "Oh, what about Orange is the new Black?" Andy: "I've been meaning to, I'm gonna catch-up" Person 3: "You've been watching Man Men though?" Andy: "It's on my DVR, I'm gonna see it." Person 4: You've seen Empire though, right?" Andy: "Not yet" Persons 1, 2, 3, 4: "Transparent? Downton Abby? Girls? The Americans? Bloodline? (other names I can't make out : ) ) Andy: "STOP! ♫ So many shows, and so little time. I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up? ♫ And now I know what I must do ♫ "I'll lock myself away, cast myself aside. They treat me like a leopard, and so the leopard hides. And once I fulfil my destiny. I shall return..." ♫ *blackout* Andy: ♫ "I watched every show. Every single episode. I'm all caught up and I feel superb. I watched every show! Networks, Netflix, Amazon, all of HBR. I'm overjoyed kuzma DVR says "you watched every show"". ♫ "Hey Jon Hamm, I watched your show Mad Men" Jon: "Oh Andy, when was the last time you showered?" Andy: "Would you believe over a year?" Jon: "Yes" Andy: "Hahahah, there was no shower or toilet in my viewing bunker!" Jon: "Gross" Andy: "HEY Kerry Washington! Quiz me about Scandal!" Kerry: "You smell like dog feces" Andy: "More like human feces" Kerry: "Your a mess" Andy: "Maybe, but ♫ I know everything there is to know about every single- ♫" Nathan: "Have you seen Castle?" Andy: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......." *Blackout* ♫ "And now there ain't a show that I don't know, I've seen every show" ♫ Person 4: "Transparent?" Andy: ♫" Yes" ♫ Person 1: "Downton?" Andy: ♫ "yes" ♫ Person 2: "Orange is the new black?" Andy: ♫ "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I've even seen seen A Grave of Monaco! I watched every show!" ♫ ♫ "But at what cost? My life has past me by. My son has grown to be a man! And doesn't recognize my face." ♫ Son: "Papa?" Andy: "I'm sorry" Javert: "Samberg!" Your under arrest" Andy: "Javert!" Javert: ♫ "You've broken the law" ♫ Andy: ♫ "I don't know what I've done" ♫ Javert: ♫ "You've watched too many shows" ♫ Andy: ♫ "I'm an innocent Man" ♫ Javert: ♫ "For your crimes against humanity, you'll spend a life in chains" ♫ Andy: ♫ "Your insane. For there's no law against watching TV" ♫ Javert: ♫ "Oh crap you're right. I love your beard" Andy: "Thanks, I like your's too." Javert: "Oh thank you very much. Alright piece out" Andy: "Now I'm gonna run through all the shows like Billy Crystal at the oscars" ♫ "Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. ooh, ooh, hi, ooh, hi hi, ooh ooh ♫ his was better." ♫ "You may have seen the Eiffel Tower or the might Sphinx. But I saw Robet Durst confess to murder in the Jinx" ♫ Emmy Worker: "Pardon me sir, we're trying to find a host for this years emmy awards. What shows have you seen?" Andy: "I watched ♫ Orange is the new Black, Better call Saul, Downton Abby, Veep, Wolf Hall, Mad Man, Louie, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mom, Broad City, Bones, K&P, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, Silicon Vally, Empire, How to get away with Murder, Black-ish, Inside Amy Schumer, House of Cards, Houdini, Flash, Last man on Earth, Reruns of Mash, Pawn Stars, and the Daily Show, Cajun Pawn Stars, Tosh.0, The Bachelorettes, Stephen Colbert, SNL, What not to Wear, Wife Swap, Private Lives of Nashville Wife's, and Army Wife's, Prison Wife's, Trophy Wife's, Basketball Wife's, Mob Wife's, Sister Wife's, The Good Wife's, Wife's with Knifes, The Real Housewife's, And 40 more shows about wife's!! ♫ Emmy Worker: Alright kid, you've got the gig. Now go out there and tell some culturally relevant, but not too edgy, jokes!" Andy: ♫ "Its time for the Emmys, and my resumes posting. And I'm the only one qualified to be hosting. Cuz I've done watched, every damn show! And I'm White!" ♫

[@sarcasmpersonified6535]

Dude wtf did you do????

[@streetvulture8263]

Shaver, lol, that is Javert.

[@keelumbra1640]

@@streetvulture8263 that makes more sense

[@farkchynatabletennis]

its reruns of mash :)

[@hadley_mcdonald]

Someone tell me why you're not pinned

[@notlaracheyenne]

What did it cost? Andy: everything.

[@fhfilms.]

Was this recommended to me now because of corona because it's telling me the best way to isolate myself and watch all the shows?😂

[@lizkatherine1099]

THE CASUAL REFERENCE TO RACISM IN THE MEDIA AT THE END. I STAN ONE MAN

[@nehh_aksat]

The greatest opening ever. 😂 Andy Samberg is the best.

[@god3485]

He clearly didnt see any hispanic/indian shows or he would still be inside the bunker

[@ojalm2036]

HAHAHAHA FACTS

[@poppygloria4835]

It would take him 10 years to complete one indian show

[@meghnabhogal4481]

Too true

[@randomness5281]

Stuck for 15 years lol

[@marycatherine5424]

LMAO, right? Watching one is like falling down a rabbit hole you just keep going and going and going

[@kmw4040]

Peralta, what are you doing?

[@aysenurmuti9903]

I've heard Captain Holt's voice in my head..

[@AliHaider-mp9wp]

At razzmatazz?

[@sopie108]

i have gained the power of saying that in Holt's voice

[@rifqi96]

Damn, you're good.

[@aimeeelsworth5801]

Nathan Mayhook i said that in holts voice wtf 😳

[@SamGautreau7]

He forgot How I Met Your Mother and Brooklyn Nine Nine😂

[@antilo_3x]

can we just appreciate the singing which, even when telling jokes andy still makes a catchy and entertaining song

[@indi5294]

“And I’m white” I lost it 😂

[@dsdesi53]

I was like “lol sounds like les mis” as a joke then he comes in with “JAVERT”

[@Meredith.A]

my favorite emmys opening so far imo

[@lorcanclancy2376]

I like how at everything andy does, he HAS to clarify that Justin Timberlake isn’t there

[@scftforwlw]

4:16 “..and I’m white” 😂

[@IanWeaver]

"Now tell some culturally relevant but not too edgy jokes!" Perfect dig at Hollywood's lack of humor.

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

💯👌🏻

[@itskitkat1209]

And he proceeded to ignore it with "and I'm white" at the end

[@SudhirKumar-jt8vb]

"So many shows.. So little time." So Relatable Also, why is no one talking about his amazing singing!!

[@meghnabhogal4481]

Cause he's been singing for years!!!

[@prajaktapendse7310]

Yup. Takes guitar- 2,3,4- AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAA

[@mandao8492]

5 years ago we were laughing at this performance. Look at our lives now

[@obsessivefangirl5055]

2:23 "Fieval" "Papa" "Fieval" "Papa"

[@ojalm2036]

HAHAHA THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@cathpalug1221]

Doug judy?

[@meghnabhogal4481]

You are a mindreader

[@master-draw3493]

You can read minds.

[@oberonpolaris8834]

You guys having fun?

[@nidhineelesh9765]

"And I'm white" 😂

[@yes.9731]

I love how he says it’s been a year and then it says my son has grown to be a man 😂

[@makamaeperry3194]

Let’s not gloss over the starting line: “Did you guys see Game of Thrones?” “Oh, when he died!” 😂😂😂

[@thefoundationsofdeslay]

that les mis reference got me shook

[@andrew-uh6lc]

"my son has grown to be a man" wait didnt he only spend like a year in his bunker?

[@lacieseddon5695]

That's the joke

[@ketansrivastava5053]

R/whoosh

[@fandelego0]

You must to be fun at parties

[@jannesniewerth9225]

You didn't get the joke

[@jennhoff03]

not-so-fun-fact: It takes more than a year. I'm homebound and stuck in bed, and it took me years and years and years to watch almost every show. True story!

[@lovethyneighbour8287]

Jenn Hoff My best wishes to you ♡

[@jennhoff03]

Thanks! :)

[@vincentloisebeltran204]

Jenn Hoff if you watch it on dvd and skipped ever intro and have less than 5hrs of sleep a dayyou can actually do it

[@naomigreen8879]

I was waiting for them to ask, "oh, have you seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine?" so he could stare into the eyes of god and say "no"

[@margaux06]

When he started singing I was so shook like I didn't know he was that good

[@anneinoncillo3620]

THERE SHOULD BE A BROOKLYN NINE NINE MUSICAL!

[@paozialcita933]

Funny how people forget that this guy started as a singer in a band that sang I just had sex and I'm on a boat

[@JohnBehrens118]

@@moesalamander7012 TLI is what Samberg is most famous for outside of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. More people will first think of the band before they thinking of him as "that actor from SNL".

[@zombieemaxx4847]

And also he threw things on the ground

[@seb-k5838]

JIMMY WOO IS EVERYWHERE!

[@markmccormicklopez3402]

Everyone in 2020 during quarantine.

[@max123__]

Am I the only one that loves going back to this every few months and picking up on shows I didn’t know of the previous times?

[@JessicaGraceWright]

Nathan Fillion holding Andy Samberg is something I didn't know I needed

[@rohitcr2k]

*Every person who indulges in binge-watching, especially during this pandemic, can relate to this routine.*

[@user-gr1xl6ez8t]

Everyone's gonna be singing this once this quarantine is over

[@thor3982]

Damn, that guy really look like Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine Nine

[@RahulRaj-qg5yu]

Shhh,dont spoil his cover

[@lukechaplin3029]

Ikr

[@cxrternicks2856]

So nobody is uh talking about Cece from New Girl and Jake from Brooklyn nine nine in the same video?? This is one of the best openings ever 😂

[@agneseditsstuff]

Poldarkian Ikr!!

[@nxmratx2278]

you should watch the new girl and b99 crossover episode

[@nganheep3570]

the 2 shows even have a crossover

[@hannahcochrane3459]

ChemicalBubbles and Helen from Drake and Josh

[@RakelDaNell]

And the dad from Fresh off the Boat.

[@Xayne...]

4:19 “and I'm white”😂😂😂😂 fell of my seat

[@Noahatron]

after quarantine everyone will be qualified to host

[@harveymatthews1919]

It's been years and KZbin recommends Andy sambergs opening number? I don't care I'm watching it 50 more times

[@FMRA46]

So glad he mentioned mom. Mom is very underrated

[@xc000xc]

love how andy's voice sounds when he sings "im an innocent man"