Emmys 2015 | Andy Samberg's Opening Monologue

[@paulabaro3000]

Andy is so underrated, I think he is hilarious

[@ErosMorelli]

Paula Baró 100% agree with ya 🙌

[@idkdude8195]

He isn’t underrated everyone talks about him

[@_qwe_fk_1700]

@@idkdude8195 dude this comment was made 3 years later

[@idkdude8195]

Hostis Gaming tours wrds

[@woolfordfarms2961]

I think you might like brooklyn nine nine on netflix

[@gringobandito7475]

I love how i can hear jimmy Fallon's laugh in the background

[@imPiddle]

cause they’re the only two people that have good humor

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@imPiddle nah fallon thinks he is on tonight show every night and fake laughs

[@hanzalarehan1]

He is high!!!

[@sweetpea_____]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0nehh when Jimmy was on SNL he had a struggle keeping it together and why would he fake laughing if cameras weren’t on him

[@MissSleazy13]

Jimmy is sooo goofy and we love it 😂

[@eilishgavigan9055]

he is actually jake peralta they’re literally the same person

[@cryogenics9546]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT(JK)

[@katwaii5627]

They're actually the same lmao

[@cryogenics9546]

I know

[@sueyoon5311]

cuz they are my dude, they are

[@a.k.s7613]

R/woooossshhhhh

[@Raciepie]

Jimmy fallon was dying laughing hahaha

[@slobbernuckle]

That was worth it all

[@iriszeldaana]

So was Jack McBrayer. Look at his smile when it cuts to Amy!

[@clanso7887]

Aj

[@JabezGill]

Jimmy Fallon is ALWAYS dying from laughter though...

[@jessiemacdonald3436]

Cause he’s smoooorrtt

[@GabryFruso]

Andy Samberg is really Jake Peralta, Peralta lives inside him.

[@sandy-bz7ud]

you know that jake is based on him?😂😂😂

[@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED]

@@sandy-bz7ud obviously but usually they are playing an act but andy is the exact same as when he plays in a character

[@sandy-bz7ud]

@@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED that's why we all love b99

[@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED]

@@sandy-bz7ud yeah its all so natural for him

[@sandy-bz7ud]

@@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED also the other characters are very similar to the real actress and actors

[@AndreggvilJammer]

i guess most of his audience just wasn't, as the kids say, "awake"

[@IanDabre07]

you meant "woke"..??

[@AndreggvilJammer]

Ian Dabre it was a b99 reference

[@IanDabre07]

dude terry/peralta literally replies,"you meant woke?" to that after holts say that line,,,,

[@AndreggvilJammer]

@@IanDabre07 ah yes i forgot about that, my bad then

[@monti5288]

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

[@Kira-yv3xd]

When he said "boned" I instantly thought of Rosa Diaz

[@ThelouwseFD]

BOOOOOOOOOONE ??!!!!!!

[@starch4408]

Perfect!

[@tashamiranda5920]

.. dont ever... speak to me like that again

[@dylanthompson9238]

Or holt, booooooonnnnnnneeeeeeedddddd

[@jamieoreilly3700]

Kira Henders BONED!? BONED?!

[@ninjaboy191]

This was so Andy, right down to the awkward pauses and explaining the jokes. Love it! Credit to Aukerman as well because I can definitely spot his nuances.

[@curtmenz]

+ninjaboy191 Love the shout out to Hot Saucerman.

[@christaborn8535]

+Kekarot Yeah I was dying, all of that was exactly how he wants his audiences to be. He had the entire room in the palm of his hand the whole time, it was really brilliant stand up if you understand how he wants his to work.

[@rebekahcann2177]

Was I the only one waiting for him to say, “Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool.” ?? Edit: thanks for the likes 🥺

[@aidanmcilvenna1539]

No doubt no doubt no doubt

[@annekamorris7452]

Aidan McIlvenna toit

[@rebekahcann2177]

Emma Layy Noice

[@TheSingingsisters101]

Or smort😂😂 lol my coworkers and i try to add that in here and there same with "no doubt no doubt no doubt" but I feel like only he can make it sound great

[@no-ml1wk]

Did he say it tho?

[@benjaunceyyy]

I feel like the only people who truly got his jokes were his friends in the audience like Jimmy Fallon, he is too funny for these people :/

[@ashwathi07]

Ben Jauncey I agree

[@richardhead2720]

Ben Jauncey Lol that's a good one.

[@saramartins95]

i think this is just one of those award shows that dont let audience laughter (and other general sounds) get through into the video audio. im not sure if its about the microphones or if its post recording editing, but this isnt the 1st award show video i saw where the monologue seems to be bombing because you cant hear audience response, but the audience is indeed laughing (i guess its a way to filter audience chatter, but they do go overboard with it sometimes)

[@markcruz359]

Sometimes they use audio cues to simulate laughter and claps.

[@arukendo7573]

SNL alumui

[@ratatootierat903]

the reason people are complaining about Andy's speech is because they're angry he's discussing liberal ideas and real issues about race and gender in hollywood. probably why the audience is so bitter too. but this was an amazing monologue Andy is amazing on so many levels.

[@ratatootierat903]

The Moon why compare one actor and actresses salary?? you need to look at things on a large scale. explain how octavia spencer’s salary is so low.

[@feelinggrape]

Emma Stone easy: Never heard of her. There it is: it’s all about star power. If you want to compare that: rank them by viewer sympathy and look at their salaries. Pretty sure it all lines up and that wage gap nonsense is gone with the wind.

[@oluwatomilolaadeniran6012]

@The Moon OK.

[@ratatootierat903]

The Moon I’m saying compare them on a larger scale genius. Maybe do research before you come and bitch.

[@ratatootierat903]

De Au just cause YOU don’t know her doesn’t get rid of her credibility

[@king233akaitsallme6]

Jane Lynch as the nunn from Game of Thrones had my dying.

[@midnitghtsun]

Was the best!

[@nyxxu9967]

And how they cut away to a shot of Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey

[@Figs3]

Too many smart jokes for the emmys, went over everybody's head

[@Foxtrot6624]

Exactly

[@point2600]

+Figs3 yup i thought they were smarter perhaps not enough inside jokes too???

[@familyaccount6491]

Hahahahahah no.

[@AsifAhmedKhanOfficial]

+Figs3 Agree! #AndySamberg is way too highly #Educated to be hosting the #Emmys !!

[@shortyrags]

+Figs3 really? "suck it" books is too smart?

[@hollie3619]

It annoys me watching videos of comedic artists cracking really good jokes, and having to watch the audience look as if they didnt understand half of them. its a shame.

[@user-dj7rm5kz6g]

It's not so much that they don't get them, it's just that he's telling them in front of a room of jaded performers and comedians; comedians are always the toughest audiences. But I feel you, especially since Andy's so charismatic.

[@AylaMarianna]

A lot of it is going over my head. I'm assuming it's 'cause I'm not from the US, though. Still super funny, and I love listening to the laughters slipping out from those in the audience who get the jokes. Dunno why so many are claiming he's bombing; it's an awards show, not a comedy show. I.e. they were likely filtering out a lot of the noise coming from audience.

[@mohtaseemrahman4657]

SHAME SHAME SHAME...DING DING DING...

[@CUStudioFilms]

Most beautiful actors and people aren't really smart enough for Andy's kind of humor. Most beautiful people get by on their looks, so they don't need to develop their minds. It's rare when someone's good looking as well as smart and talented. Those are the great ones. Brando, Poitier, DeNiro, Pacino, Day Lewis, Bale, Hamm, Theron, Adams, Wiig, Fey, Poehler, etc. These people are standouts in a huge crowd. Plus American Awards shows are so uptight. Everyone's gotta look perfect. No one wants to make the show or the studio look bad. There's too much Money involved.

[@tomshea8382]

@@CUStudioFilms That's a cheap shot. Good looking =/= stupid. A lot of these people aren't laughing because they're just nervous. The awards shows, while they mean squat to the real world, have an actual economic effect on the people who get nominated and win them.

[@marcb3211]

"and we also said goodbye to True Detective, even though its still on the air." funniest line of the monologue...

[@hammadahmed8690]

marcb3211 I didnt get it, can you please explain?

[@Am-wm8kk]

maybe it's because the show would not be back until 2019

[@hammadahmed8690]

Am, oh that kinda makes sense. Thanks

[@jopalm3649]

@@hammadahmed8690 The joke is, that everybody loved season one but season two sucked for most of people and critics so they turned away from the show (I liked it)

[@timebender83]

I think is a reference to the hollywood elitists who practise satanistic and child raping and killing rituals. Not many people got the joke though. He knows it is true

[@leestark8611]

Andy Samberg is hot. Insanely funny and hot.

[@Canaldefarticles416]

Sailee Belvi oh yes

[@kaidzz]

slash genius

[@jackthefrog80085]

Especially hot

[@floortjebroere8590]

Finnaly someone who agrees

[@blizzardparks3978]

Lee Stark wow

[@Hannah-bd5or]

He is literally Jake Peralta omg "Suck it books"

[@tesoro.g6252]

IKR

[@sportsfaniguess154]

Jake has read all of 15 books.

[@hartspot7418]

@@sportsfaniguess154 7 of which are Harry Potter

[@jack_db_1989]

I feel bad for Andy, he worked hard and he must have felt so awkward up there with people just not laughing.

[@mohammedel-haj4186]

Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there

[@neil-9847]

Are you deaf

[@notme3422]

They literally laughed at every joke

[@ratulbashar2055]

They laughed but he did seem kinda awkward

[@VantommHD]

don't miss judge, sometime they're making it look like the crowd is quiet, so it's easier to understand him

[@carlsaberhagen628]

Wow. I thought Andy Samberg was just mediocre before this. I was wrong. Pretty funny. Audience was less than ideal.

[@entertain7us148]

it's a room full of celebrities, i reckon they've just had their sense of humour sucked dry

[@akp6172]

@@entertain7us148 nope. They are just dummies. Born, raised and praised as such.

[@nafihsaemralino3508]

He started from snl so...

[@AnnaWoods]

Awful audience, his entire speech was hilarious

[@KasbashPlays]

Thank you internet!

[@hejcoze]

"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster." - Oscar Wilde

[@bw0716]

dis dude bombed

[@kylemccrory2031]

People find different things funny

[@exility6286]

True

[@eyafaer]

The sea of white people at 3:03 made the "racism is over" joke.

[@yaotomesugoi]

"Racism is over! (Don't fact check that)" 😂😂

[@gerostuffy3014]

best joke !

[@clanso7887]

(Oops I did)

[@ChrisOnStage2]

Camera quickly shows 90% white audience

[@maryshelleylong]

This was actually really funny. The pauses after every joke were just too long that some people think it fell flat but almost all of his jokes got big laughs. His squinting makes me think that he's having a hard time reading from the teleprompter (if there is one).

[@knockoutroundabout]

People are getting angry cause this was more of a commentary on important issues than just humor and that fact went completely over their heads. "Who cares about sexism, racism, ageism, the fact that Jabba the Hutt is running for president, or any other real life problems? Where's my shitty jokes?!" Classy, guys. Good on you Andy.

[@ruttfarf]

knockoutroundabout what the fuck is ageism...

[@TheDissmaster10]

DOn't worry, Imperator Palpatine lost. She dies soon i guess.

[@laragazzadeiblog]

Anyone who said it has never heard Andy do anything ever

[@bigfork3233]

knockoutroundabout iigg

[@thorn249]

@@ruttfarf Discrimination because of a persons age. Its not that difficult.

[@sharoneniye2550]

“HE ESCAPED” was so Jake Peralta 😂

[@claudia-ph5rq]

i feel bad for him literally nobody is laughing at his jokes even thou they’re so funny

[@bajumbas176]

EVERYONE IS

[@libbywilliams9969]

Jack mcbrayer and fallon seemed to like it at least

[@darthgroot1309]

Bruh what basically everyone was laughing at his jokes u deaf or smthn?

[@-_--yq4fd]

Surprised Peralta didnt talk about Die Hard

[@silenteye9547]

He's trying as hard as he did in all the Halloween episodes

[@anjalimahesh3284]

I always come back to this because Andy is so funny. It's the audience that complete trash and can't understand half his jokes

[@icyboyman7242]

Its cause its emmys not the oscars

[@callumbishop1193]

He's like the funny kid at the class presentation

[@catherinecampbell1215]

To all who say Jimmy Fallon's laugh is fake: 4:08

[@suchalad]

this dude wants a gold star lmao

[@anubrataghosh2721]

4:51 Suvh a missed opportunity to have Andre Braugher shout "BOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" from the audience right after that line

[@crosshair51scope]

Andy is a master of comedy. Love this dude l

[@jameswhee]

And to think this is the guy who jizzed in his pants

[@natansurjus7522]

Weird to think today he is a married man lol

[@adrianchye2097]

I think the emmy hosting trumps it

[@patrickherschberger6728]

No it's weird to think he's almost 40

[@user-kl1on3nw7y]

When ??11

[@valentino3183]

the lonely island referance

[@mary4401]

he was trying so HARD to not laugh at his own jokes that just makes it more funnt

[@kaylabailey1722]

I hope Andy has read these comments so he knows he’s amazing and nothing less :)

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

this comment is adorable oml

[@sxm7525]

7:40 I cant be the only one who heard someone say "he's good" and whoever said is wrong, HE'S GLORIOUS

[@davidh4289]

yeah like 10 percent actually got the jokes and 8% of that laughed...

[@user-uc2jm1rr5v]

Murda Incorp m

[@stephieirene1]

That was a really brave monologue. Andy skated through so many awkward pauses and didn't lose hiw place or choke.

[@minnie6598]

I didn’t understand half the references but I laughed anyway because I love him

[@saharbutt868]

Welcome to the party pal!

[@Ririi20]

Same lmfao

[@cheesesnorter9293]

This was actually so funny, why were the audience so dead ffs, i suppose the jokes were too clever for the audience

[@swim_ad]

Because most of that audience is talent. It’s like when you’re a musician at another bands show. You never get into it as much as the average fan would. In other words, you can’t help but to see the camera.

[@nicolhelbichova984]

love your pfp

[@carminhocoelho2626]

@@swim_ad just because someone works in the hollywood world, doenst mean that they have an excuse to not laugh. I’m not saying they are obligated to laugh but the jokes were pretty funny

[@IwldntabusesubstancesILOVETHEM]

I think it was to respect the speaker, they wanted to keep their laughs short so that the Andy could continue with his speech

[@fluqman0]

seriously, worst audience.

[@lordgnippoc2278]

agreed

[@glavxy7743]

agreed

[@lightgoldsgt2557]

Not not agreed

[@IvyG-C]

LightGolds GT so double no equal yes? Ok great or no cause you said no? I believe it’s yes but if you are saying no then ok I don’t understand cause it should be yes instead of no you know? Yea it’s yes ok cool

[@lordgnippoc2278]

@@IvyG-C you're mum

[@akshayanand2918]

6:16 he says isnt that right amy.... It's proven that Name: Andy Samberg Soul: Jake Peralta

[@esp1_487]

Andy at 2:58: "Racism is over [...]" 2020: "Hello there"

[@Bearbigword]

Thats a yikes from me boss

[@leoisabell9797]

That’s gonna be an oops from me folks

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

His jokes are too good for the Emmys

[@TheCamerama]

4:10 I think I heard Jimmy Fallon laugh

[@cltlin2071]

Great monologue highlighting so many great issues. Awesomw digs. Always loved his awkward humor Hollywood too dumb to get smart humor

[@johndavidson8004]

Wish they said “ your host for this evening, the ultimate detective/genius...

[@جعفرِ-ه4ي]

Gina would correct you to “amazing human/genius”

[@gamingicon187]

When he said Amy at 6:12 I thought of Amy Santiago

[@tahminahabeeb175]

We all did it just happened

[@tombolaj]

5:41 When you say a joke about someone and they don’t realise it’s about them for a short while

[@zehraahmed8018]

When he said Amy, I WAS LIKE "SANTIAGOOOOOOOO"❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@bhavyasrinivas3731]

When he said “isn’t that right Amy?” Jake peralta came up.

[@smileyarmstrong]

His Jackie Robinson joke deserved a way bigger laugh...

[@robyates3555]

Woah, when did Andy Samberg get hot?!

[@amapparatistkwabena]

+John Balnis Haha

[@lelem1052]

Rob Yates When he put on a suit and also always

[@haverk3297]

Why’s your head so big

[@jasilee9062]

Rob Yates since forever, he is always perfect

[@carter_pewterschmidt]

Always

[@markfluxx]

This guy is the only guy that can gift himself an Emmy with a fantastic speech and not being judged for it.

[@Mona-uj7zx]

3:50 is the only time I felt that everyone actually understood the joke & found it funny. which says a lot in many ways.

[@lanad1284]

andy is so underrated. i think he's hilarious.

[@masiejawed922]

I see Jake Peralta every time

[@noobmaster-wj3qm]

Same

[@lorenabeatrixvdv3538]

I don’t understand how the audience was not dying of laughter I WAS CRYING hahahahahah

[@GrayDot03]

Andy Samberg: makes a reference to Back To The Future Me: I love him

[@user-km9bx3gf3z]

6:56 No one caught the face Lena Headey did? I was looking in the comments all over for that

[@sarahrafiullah9877]

Finally! The comment I was looking for

[@user-km9bx3gf3z]

@@sarahrafiullah9877 i don't even remember writing this comment but i'm glad i helped

[@animemaniacify]

I died when I saw it

[@mohtaseemrahman4657]

LOL I loved it when be brought the Shame Nun from Game of Thrones as part of his monologue 🤣

[@vikram6969]

Audiences werent ready for his jokes.

[@chukka312]

"Peralta, what are you doing?"

[@mariebaltodano7179]

He was funny and smart. I love me some Andy, he's the cutest most awkward comedian.

[@grey6931]

"-don't fact check that." I lost it

[@evamathew4371]

Coming back after watching B99, I can't imagine how much more I can love him.

[@praveenreddy-yt3tj]

His jokes are way too clever

[@jak1719]

"Keep those speeches toit"

[@mmelloe]

oh god the houdini joke was fantastic

[@musicmartyr]

5:45 I love how she turns to the camera and right before it cuts she's like 'wait wtf are you FILMING ME?!'

[@starpis17]

Andy rocked his suit. That bow tie was perfect

[@gauravjha3881]

The audience...my god...we need more people like Jimmy (Kimmel and Fallon) and Jon Hamm...they laughed throughout the entire speech

[@zy_verse2004]

If I was there I'd have laughed so hard to every joke to make it sound like the crowd actually appreciate this awesome and legendary speech, because that's what they were supposed to do.

[@nora_n3ko324]

I love Amy Schumer's reaction at 5:45. She didn't realize she was on camera!. XD

[@sunidhir6265]

Cassidy Pitts that's exactly what I commented just now!!

[@801wiggitywack]

Nas said it best. She's intentionally did that as a goof..

[@FlorianBuchholz1]

it's called acting. Google it

[@annamargenziano6761]

peeing

[@crosshair51scope]

Andy is a master of comedy. Love this dude

[@theodoretwombly154]

3:41 how the camera went straight to Sofia Vergara (Gloria) and Ed O' Neil (Jay),from Modern Family,when Andy mentioned age gap issue😆😅

[@Nik-nd2jo]

5:45 I’ve replayed this part so many times her face is so funny I can’t stop laughing

[@shirleymena5737]

Everyone was laughing super hard. You just couldn’t hear it because his mic was loud so it drowned the laughs out. If you listen to it with headphones, you can hear how loud they are

[@biancareads0913]

When Jane Lynch appeared as the nun from GoT, I anticipated her return when a speech was too long. I was let down. :(

[@entertain7us148]

7:37 omg i literally recognised amy pohler's laugh in the background

[@mona-mo3sd]

it's such a huge crowd, idk how he does it. if i had to host an emmy i'd simply pass out on stage due to nerves, and yet he seems so calm

[@drewthornely9262]

The Houdini gag. Gets me every time!

[@joelcarrero5384]

Did anyone catch 5:46 when amy schumer gave the camera a surprised look lol. By the way I think he did a good job.

[@Marie-jz1qw]

He did such a good job, this is a bad audience

[@abb0tt]

Lonely Island delivered. The challenge of leading an event as notable as the Emmys, especially for someone who isn't a standup comic, is immense, yet Andy proved up to the task.

[@vgaur-2826]

He did such a great job!!! Also like, I can’t distinguish between Jake Peralta and him anymore ahaha

[@Famous5821]

It's amazing at his age to talent ratio at any given time throughout his career. Can someone share a clip of his first audition in showbiz. Probably the Director of whatever said "this guy is hilarious, he's the future of comedy"..... every word is sheer comedic genius.

[@amber-kr3ij]

who ever knew we needed sue sylvester and jake peralta as a duo

[@erictheviking6773]

I think he was the best Emmy host ever

[@iamjassim4011]

When he said Amy!!!!!!!😂 LMAO He is absolutely brilliant! He is Good

[@VickyG212]

Right after he says "racism is over" 3:03 LOTS of whiteness

[@slantark3069]

when he went "AMYYYY" I thought the camera would cut to Melissa Fumero

[@nullunit8841]

4:11 me when I think about my crush during class

[@CorpoJo]

so i still think amy schumer is not funny

[@Doris877]

She's actually hilarious ... Watch Inside Amy best of season 1 of you haven't

[@joaopedroventura1456]

Vagina

[@Sullytaan]

She is fucking annoying.

[@Francklyynnnn]

João Pedro Ventura Hey you just summed up all jokes of her career in one word

[@tommyk.3196]

she is the least funny human i have ever seen

[@susigma5797]

I know the audience is dead you guys, but given that it's an audience filled with celebrities, most who are sassy and worry about their social image, it doesn't come as much of a surprise that the whole audience isn't falling to their knees and crying

[@f.d.b.official4242]

Why did they not laugh, this was gold. Everytime he cracks a good joke I just hear like a few laughs, I hate it. It seems like it would be awkward having not so great response to your comedy

[@alexthelion422]

Louis CK got the biggeest laugh of the set with one facial expression

[@sarahboyle9436]

Alex Door And to think now he joins the Bill Cosby crew

[@sarahboyle9436]

dpeace99 what do you mean ?

[@ronburgundy244]

Sarah Boyle Louis jerked off, Cosby raped. There's a big difference.

[@chiita3786]

@@ronburgundy244 It is but don't downplay what Louis did. He still did something terrible.

[@ronburgundy244]

@@chiita3786 yes, but CK has certainly been more repentant than any other man who the me too movement has spotlighted the inappropriate behavior of.

[@americaadame1513]

I’m about to monologue son! 😂😭.

[@petite9580]

5:45 amy schumer looked straight at the camera and i almost died lmao

[@wheeinimnida3420]

1:42 AHH THE MODERN FAM CAST!

[@shahaf1312]

05:44 amy schummer's expression is priceless.