An 850hp station wagon is my literal fucking cream dream.
@pbfloyd138 ай бұрын
NÜT
@ParkerBlank8 ай бұрын
Yeah, same
@lowkeydiegoduran47248 ай бұрын
I know dude 😭
@iguana518 ай бұрын
Fuck I'd have been more than happy with the stock 550hp 😂 this thing would EAT a freeway
@Rose.Of.Hizaki8 ай бұрын
Cream is what the kids will be if they dont put their seatbelts on while riding in the back.
@AndroidZero-Nine8 ай бұрын
wagons are so great, i will never forgive the American auto industry for promoting SUVs over wagons
@viscountslappy50858 ай бұрын
So buy a wagon. They're not illegal 😂
@seththomas91058 ай бұрын
@@viscountslappy5085 So go find a used, nevermind NEW American wagon.
@AdamG19838 ай бұрын
I had a Mazda5 which was basically a taller wagon with sliding doors
@ImpenetrableBread8 ай бұрын
@@AdamG1983 nah thats a minvan lol
@JohnSmith-in1tt8 ай бұрын
It wasn’t the auto industry, it was the consumers that killed the wagon. The auto industry will make whatever the people want, so they can make the most money and people wanted SUVs
@bogumil-ws9qt8 ай бұрын
Finally, a proper wagon without the black plastic wheel arches and a lift
@LOLHICRONO8 ай бұрын
most wagons dont have a lift + black plastic wheel arches. least not in north europe.
@ZerotheWanderer8 ай бұрын
@@LOLHICRONO Yeah, not so in the states. We kind of expect it with the Subarus, but anything else? Usually has cladding,.
@ollilehtonen67648 ай бұрын
Hey! Do not disrespect the XC70🤣
@2steaksandwiches6658 ай бұрын
@@ZerotheWandererVolvo v60 and v90 cross country and audi Allroad
@ZerotheWanderer8 ай бұрын
@@2steaksandwiches665 The Buick regal tour X as well
@briannavarrete498 ай бұрын
The AMG E63s: the ideal post divorce wagon you take to Ikea
@gilbert_syndrome8 ай бұрын
Now I want to a divorce.
@TheGraffiti600rr8 ай бұрын
Ya know.... my wife did "seperate" from me this month.... 😅😅😅
@alexbrewer45708 ай бұрын
This is everything i want from my 18 year old Subaru Legacy.
@gvecc34728 ай бұрын
It can be done if you have deep enough pockets lol
@lolmapscone8 ай бұрын
felt so seen by this
@KoruKinshi8 ай бұрын
Lol, never gonna happen.
@quintonulm24358 ай бұрын
Same w me and my forester
@anmolsaxena_7 ай бұрын
turbo flat 6 swap your legacy
@mr.sinister90358 ай бұрын
This, this is your bread-and-butter RCR. Everything about this video was on point! Romans' skit, the information, length, psychological, sociological, and historical context. as well as a dash of that humor and your personal opinion of said auto. Mwah, chef kiss. I love it. Oh yeah, this car is amazeballs.
@alecjahn8 ай бұрын
It was really something. Saved to the favorites.
@Just_a_commenter8 ай бұрын
I wish wagons were more popular in North American markets... Maybe someday I'll be able to afford an E63s or some kind of Volvo wagon with Polestar tweaks.
@TheMsdos258 ай бұрын
Same, except I'd be happy just to find a 1995 Corolla Wagon that isn't a disintegrating shitbox.
@stevebuscemi36228 ай бұрын
You will have rusted out SUVs and enjoy it!
@AgtWashingtub8 ай бұрын
You cannot gaslight me into thinking it is monday.
@k-dog70138 ай бұрын
Point understood, nobody needs a very expensive AMG wagon that can gap a Hellcat, but as someone who drives a wagon and likes going fast I still WANT this.
@tsubakiharayuuji8 ай бұрын
AMG. The official wedding rental car from Germany, France or Belgium of doing donuts and burnouts on the freeway, under the influence of nitrous oxide and ALWAYS HONKING because EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD needs to know you've married.
@garage30228 ай бұрын
Except its not Germans, french, or belgians behaving that way.
@tsubakiharayuuji8 ай бұрын
@@garage3022 I know!
@goldengod59158 ай бұрын
and 945 ft lbs of torque. Holy shit
@alecjahn8 ай бұрын
Honestly, this was the best episode in a long time. Not that the ones in that long time weren't great, but this one had the right amount of each pillar of RCR, delivered in just the right way.
@gordonmills27488 ай бұрын
As someone who has actually done a fake Australian accent for a male dance review ("Thunder From Down Under") commercial, I can say - professionally - well done, Nick.
@seththomas91058 ай бұрын
Dated a Kiwi back in the 80's. Roman got a lot of the inflection down. Well played, Sir.
@Sam-go3mb8 ай бұрын
Yeah it was supposed to be a New Zealand accent so not exactly well done 😂some lines he nailed, some sounded like a mix of Georgia USA mixed with Aussie, and the slang was almost there
@Sam-go3mb8 ай бұрын
The trick to a New Zealand accent is to sound like a depressed and tired Australian
@seththomas91058 ай бұрын
@@Sam-go3mb He wasn't going for a Oscar performance. Just more free flow off the cuff, IMHO.
@Sam-go3mb8 ай бұрын
@@seththomas9105 yeah no doubt... I'm not writing a thesis, just some thoughts about what would've improved it for anyone interested
@mansonitefirefox8 ай бұрын
Years ago I thought "will this review go into an acid dream?". Then it became "when will this review turn into an acid dream?". I can now say that from now on it will be "How many times will this turn into an acid dream?".
@AdamG19838 ай бұрын
"You could leave at 10:30 for a 10 AM appointment and still be on time" LOL, that sent me
@2stronk.8 ай бұрын
The facelift W212 has aged soooo gracefully
@2WhiteAndNerdy8 ай бұрын
Totally! I have a 2015 E350 wagon and everybody thinks it's new! Built 10 years ago tho! I absolutely adore this car. May not be an AMG but it's still a pretty great family hauler.
@jairocarvajalxd8 ай бұрын
Quickest Monday upload
@khersy8 ай бұрын
It’s not even Monday for me yet
@Lancaster6048 ай бұрын
It's Monday somewhere.
@alastairward27748 ай бұрын
This is meant to be Monday lunchtime viewing, not breakfast.
@slayerdearly8 ай бұрын
Epic of Gilgamesh lmao I can’t stop laughing at that XD
@arminpetschelt81278 ай бұрын
As an AT thru-hiker and a car enthusiast, this channel was made for me 😂
@skenzyme818 ай бұрын
11:48 "... and your brain fires off one last synaptic *bukkake* that makes heaven tangible; whisper to no one in particular with your final breath... *Gilgamesh."* Beautiful.
@pbfloyd138 ай бұрын
1:03 _"Unassuming"_ ... Im sorry a wagon with that stance and those wheels, dude Helen Keller would know what's up
@sfitz2198 ай бұрын
13:14 All those years worth of Regular Cars have certainly deposited a lot of oil in that parking lot...
@427Arbok8 ай бұрын
Haven't stopped by in a while; glad Mr Regular hasn't changed a bit
@Thesauce5856 ай бұрын
“It’s so German. You can leave at 1030 for a 10 am appointment. And still be on time “ that took me out and made me drop the joint lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@projecthardway8 ай бұрын
Mr Regular done overnighted a video
@postpostpunk8 ай бұрын
The Elliot Smith and Joy Division joke really got me . I’ve listened to both in the last week 😂
@georgew.96638 ай бұрын
This is the most accurate kiwi accent an American has ever done, you can even tell it apart from an aussie one
@coliimusic8 ай бұрын
During the hiking bit about Blazes, I realized that the antiquated fake swear "What in the Blue Blazes-" probably comes from that
@dodecahedron18 ай бұрын
blazes is an old euphemism for hell, blue is an alliterative intensifier for it
@benherrstudios8 ай бұрын
This thing is INSANE WHAT 3:42 hold up
@DreemurrTheStreamurr8 ай бұрын
Would be the least insane fan-fic of Beastars even still.
@benherrstudios8 ай бұрын
@@DreemurrTheStreamurr Very true indeed
@legendaricjupiter8 ай бұрын
The revival of Dan's Diamond Hymen was not something i expected to see
@Vizions-media8 ай бұрын
IT IS MONDAY MY DUDES
@yaroslav74328 ай бұрын
🗣️🗣️🗣️the epic of Gilgamesh🗣️🗣️🗣️
@badledgend11728 ай бұрын
I tried applying to renntech as a metal fab apprentice while I was still living in Florida. What an incredible shop they have.
@Mikeyridesit8 ай бұрын
Came for a weird, yet very good car. Got fun lesson on the different AT Blazing.
@TypeTuber8 ай бұрын
I detected a nylon wire tie holding the hose on what looked like a blowoff valve. ALERT ALERT ALERT! It has come to the attention of Das Meister that a nylon wire tie has been used in the engine bay of a Renntech Mercedes. Please report to your local Oetiker stainless hose clamp reeducation facility now!
@jensenthegreen67802 ай бұрын
A sleeper 850hp 2-row luxury car is literally everything i want.
@charlesjames14428 ай бұрын
I was driving the tuned ST on an overnight from Illinois to Savannah a few years ago and pulled out on the road behind some M-B wagon that looked a lot like this one. He punched it and left me way, way back. About five miles up, I saw him turn off the highway into a residential neighborhood. I still had 9 hours of driving to do.
@ozzie_goat8 ай бұрын
As a demon who grew up in Mesopotamia, I appreciate the Epic of Gilgamesh shout-out
@GuntanksInSpace8 ай бұрын
Holy shit this is mad early! I got a bit worried my video paused suddenly but then, the soothing tone of Sadboi Hours instrumental hit and... Also, if it's even possible, I'd love to see you guys get to review a Dodge Magnum lol. We never had those locally, but I kept on seeing adverts for those on cable TV. Also also hell yeah, REGULATORS. MOUNT UP. And I enjoyed the Hiking talk actually!
@JeanLuc50008 ай бұрын
WAGON MONDAY, BOYS
@iguana518 ай бұрын
This specific Mercedes AMG E63 S Wagon is One Punch Man. It's Jason Bourne. Its Clark Kent. Its entirely too much car and I really like it.
@therealonefrfr56768 ай бұрын
3:41 that whole beastars bit hit me like a bear off its meds
@lbanezjs10008 ай бұрын
took a 5 year hiatus from watching RCR because became less focused on cars. good to see still unhinged as always. missed the beautiful essays, might dig around see if there were any written while i was gone.
@pbfloyd138 ай бұрын
Anyone else hoping this was the next giveaway car...😅
@DarthEstebanMontoya8 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. I WANT IT.
@lyianx8 ай бұрын
19:25 This is kinda my take.. What i like most about this car/mod, is that.. outside of the Merc logos and lowered ride, is that its relativity unassuming. It is, a 'sleeper'. Its not loud, flashy, or screaming "look at me look at me!" like aLOT of other sport car/builds are. And im all about that.
@RyanBowie18 ай бұрын
It is indeed Monday
@remingtonspeed74818 ай бұрын
Not in Central timezone
@LimitedTimeRoman8 ай бұрын
If you believe in yourself, everywhere can be Monday! (It's literally still Sunday in most of America rn)
@camross474748 ай бұрын
@@remingtonspeed7481it is now
@dallesamllhals91618 ай бұрын
Montag?
@RyanBowie18 ай бұрын
@@remingtonspeed7481how about now
@sakkra838 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the Stealth Diaper Bomber(tm). There is actually a scene of those souped up station wagons here in Germany who are in the business of Porsche hunting.
@kylemgregg8 ай бұрын
I would hold the doors closed on a burning orphanage for a regular e63 wagon, I’d do it twice for a renntech wagon lol
@eurosonly8 ай бұрын
Not sure what's more impressive, the fact that it's an amg or the fact that it's a wagon that is literally mega rare in the states.
@CatoQassem8 ай бұрын
had to look up Tumescent. Great word. Thanks dude.
@nickolasroper32378 ай бұрын
The Platinum Blazing metaphor is what we, in the gaming community, would call Pay-to-Win. Sure anyone can buy an advantage, but did you earn it, did you work for it. It seems a bit hallow when you can just go buy one. But then, not everyone can afford an 850hp AMG Wagon. So congrats to him. I personally love it.
@petero58618 ай бұрын
Great video this wagon checks ALL THE BOXES and then some
@oldsmobilethompson16588 ай бұрын
Oh no MR. REGULAR, I'M ON COURT SUPERVISION, don't tempt me with thieving the last remaining Blockbuster. Now is not the time.
@oldsmobilethompson16588 ай бұрын
Funny, I forebade myself from ever going to Westmont for no real, logical reason.
@CasperInkyMagoo8 ай бұрын
I forgot this channel existed and it was for the best.
@robmock22968 ай бұрын
Wtf😂😂😂 the Auckland thing took me for a trip I forgot I was watching a car video hahaha
@Napalmdog8 ай бұрын
I love that plate. Quite appropriate for it.
@nickb208 ай бұрын
Glad to hear you agree about Willy Wonka
@russheeney32697 ай бұрын
This is the best review I have personally ever seen
@noobel92388 ай бұрын
I had my fingers crossed that this was a giveaway car cause holy fuck that’s nice.
@Moongal_x8 ай бұрын
“Are you paying for my Wawa” and my friend group has been called out💀
@mrapter78 ай бұрын
Have a biturbo e550 with the baby version of this engine - 4.6 TT with a stage 1 tune. 540hp and 700lb ft. Yes nowhere near the same power but there’s something about a twin turbo v8 Benz with gobs of torque. It just feels like nothing else
@mikeissweet15 күн бұрын
I had exactly the same and I friggin loved it until someone smashed into the back and totaled it. Had nearly 240k miles, original everything, didn't burn a drop of oil, and still pulled harder than anything.
@whitenite0077 ай бұрын
I think you're the first car reviewer to call the e63s wagon soulless.
@brendendas8 ай бұрын
I started watching this on my phone in bed and passed out, woke up and resumed it at the trail/hiking lingo part and totally forgot what this video was about until the E-Class showed up again at the end.
@the_skotts11108 ай бұрын
A Sega Channel mention! Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who remembers it lol
@louchedecay79228 ай бұрын
My neighbor had sega channel when I was a kid. It was so far ahead of it's time that it failed.
@mitch44118 ай бұрын
Thank you for reminding me to add "Keepin the faith" by De La Soul to my main playlist.
@1995RangeRover8 ай бұрын
Monday's have gotten better because of Mr. Regular and the crew 🎉😊
@celluloidheroahab85308 ай бұрын
The Epic of Gilgamesh bit felt like Longmont Potion Castle in the best way
@nater86zx8 ай бұрын
A lot of Mr. Regular's early work reminded me of LPC.
@americasevilgenius8 ай бұрын
"Watching the Golf Channel while doing powder"...we normally refer to this as LIV Golf, and it's awesome.
@sir2gooo8 ай бұрын
Subtle flex with the Altra trail runners there, Mr. Regular
@LogicalQ8 ай бұрын
Romans segment was fire
@Kawaii_Life.8 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d see myself comment here, but my nephew Chris Roma, had done all these trails. I believe he was white blazing, because knowing him, he wanted to conquer it all from start to finish without any shortcuts. Many people knew him as Rafiki. Rest in paradise Chris.
@DefendYoungstown8 ай бұрын
I'd like to thank you for the entomology for "yellow blazing". I actually heard that phrase IRL, but from context clues, assumed it just meant "speeding down the highway".
@lilman2278 ай бұрын
R63 AMG That’s possibly the only Merc I’d actually want. It’s a thing of beauty.
@nathanhayles43678 ай бұрын
Best review you have done my friend!
@Thesauce5856 ай бұрын
That intro made me a instant subscriber 💪🏾😂
@PowerSynopsis8 ай бұрын
Monday got here early. It must have got here in that car.
@saeedhossain60998 ай бұрын
the car for parents who plan on using the Affluenza defense for when their kid robs a Walmat.
@classicforreal8 ай бұрын
Roman can't hide the distinctive accent of Roman.
@0VikingCrown08 ай бұрын
All I can think of when I see the vanity plate is Jens Kidman doing his Meshuggah face.
@VinceroAlpha8 ай бұрын
I'm 40 years old and have heard the tem bue blazes all my life but never knew what it really meant or where it came from. Funny that it took a car review to finally scratch that lifetime itch, lol.
@snaffu18 ай бұрын
"Are you paying for my Wawa?" Brother, I already did. If I got something that good gifted to me in life, I'm gonna share the vibes as much as I can.
@rksnj67978 ай бұрын
Love his license plate! Computer repair guy: "How did you end up with coffee and saliva in your keyboard?" Me: "Gilgamesh!"
@BrilliantBenGaming8 ай бұрын
Platinum blazing sounds like fun
@rustyshackleford818 ай бұрын
***Poop Squad*** Reporting for duty 💩💩💩
@jpscombordi2678 ай бұрын
I love your videos, have for years. When is the next car meet? I’m only and hour or 2 away
@technopong8 ай бұрын
Yeah, this car is an enigma of sorts; a muscle bound land cruiser that's way more roomy and practical than most muscle cars, with a potential for straight line performance that'd blow away most cars on the street. That, on top of it's luxury accoutrements, but would not stand a chance against something like a new Corvette or even BMW M4 on twisty back roads or a tight race track. All in all, it's a muscle bound road tripper that can would make any layman family member on said road trip tell stories to their children for decades to come, as the enthusiastic driver floors it to near it's to speed on vacant stretches of highway, something that almost anything else, commonplace would blush at.
@nathanblanchard23578 ай бұрын
Dan's dance Revolution 😅😅😅😅😅 omg that was awesome!
@rjcolombe8 ай бұрын
I don't think any AMG car could be classified as a "regular car".
@Staatus_Quo8 ай бұрын
4:14 two great wagons. The E63 and the Volvo V60 in the opposite lane. Nice.
@qwertykevin1Ай бұрын
Meh
@tsomaa31268 ай бұрын
Really good video. Thank you again Mr. Regular
@fanboy508 ай бұрын
I haven't heard a monologue this good since I attended a recitation of THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH.
@SenorSiesta8 ай бұрын
SAM module gets wet and it’s in the shop for a month. Still cool as heck tho. And THAT is it’s charm.
@AllthingsRocco6 ай бұрын
Honestly this review is so adhd driven that I feel like I’m in a trance like stance
@Gohan_Fanboi8 ай бұрын
Was planning on just getting the regular E63S Wagon since it’s such a neat car to get.
@davidwaller56988 ай бұрын
crazy we got a big lez show crossover for a minute there
@Wandrng_drifter8 ай бұрын
11:18 is that bright red light that randomly turns off a fog light?
@nedsurf18768 ай бұрын
I was sure you were going to talk about the term slackpacking when you first mentioned it.
@ryanconklin14408 ай бұрын
Hello and welcome to Irregular Cars Reviews.
@lordrefrigeratorintercoole2888 ай бұрын
the E63 wagon touched by void magic
@adamfrbs92598 ай бұрын
You could pin your 4 legged friend to the back window every time ya floor it. Lol