2024 Elections Specials: 3. Reform.

Pie looks at how Farage is changing the face of British politics.. into the face of a bulldog chewing a wasp.

[@kevley26]

"Nigel Farage is Liz Truss in human form" Got me🤣

[@tshrdrums]

In stitches 😂😂😂

[@tableface77]

That was excellent! Spat my coffee all over my PC!

[@oscars4608]

Honestly saying Farage is the “human form” of anything is way to generous. He’s a cancer that feeds upon the stupidest of our society.

[@mrfungaltoe]

came here to write this! 10/10

[@marcusalkemade5994]

That also split me up. Brilliant!

[@Steventrafford]

“Following a populist, Trump fellating, Flag Shagging GB NEWS pin up, Dog whistling grifter in a Del Boy overcoat” you inspire me Tom. 😂😅

[@pez6905]

Sounds like a top bloke

[@algernonwolfwhistle6351]

Almost Shakespearean in its quality.

[@juliewake4585]

I wish I could come up with that when challenged by Farage lovers.

[@terryboland3816]

What an inadequate person you must be 😂😂😂

[@infoillness4222]

Do you think the Trump fellating charge will lead to a Trump payoff...??

[@user-jm9yc2gc1c]

Brilliantly honest, the man hits the nail on the head with the real truth. OUTSTANDING!!

[@EveningSoother]

Every time I feel down I remember that one time when a friend of mine got invited to this posh event at the park. She brought her (then) puppy along, and for some reason Farage was there as well. Whilst he was mingling about, the puppy managed to dump a turd (which my friend described - and I quote - "almost as big as him") on Farage's fancy shoes. Not all heroes wear capes, some of them are Norfolk Terriers.

[@whu13]

What a legendary dog

[@isabelrice4494]

Dogs are very intuitive !

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

Laughing and crying at the same time. What the hell happened to the country I loved?

[@alland1241]

Tories got in

[@steve10]

The far left in 2020 happened

[@dave1556]

The 1997 General Election.

[@CarlBeep]

The Murdoch empire took over.

[@alexy8520]

@@steve10 Far left? What in gods name are you talking about.

[@Qwyte]

Imagine they unite & create "ConForm" party. Sounds Orwellian

[@nightlordAL]

👌

[@bigleemac]

The Reformatives? Sounds like synthetic meat 🍖

[@djc8541]

or Recon

[@Gooutsideforonce]

Cant be more Orwellian than whats going on in London now

[@GoogleUser-lk6xn]

Not out of the realms of reality, the Progressive Conservatives were wiped out in Canada in the 90s and they eventually merged with the Reform Party

[@catritz]

“ *Now more than ever the people are responsible” . If their representatives “be ignorant, reckless and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption* “

[@GladysAlicea]

Why do the Brits and Americans keep doing that? It only leads to a much worse now.

[@johnkingsley2689]

"I mean who didn't do a little bit of goose-stepping in their youth" 😅😅😢

[@edmurth]

When satire is more honest than the media.

[@S3NTRY]

A career conman is more honest than the media.

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

Especially the first few moments. MSM feeding oxygen to the fascist grifter. He was on breakfast Tv yesterday- switched channels immediately

[@sarcasticstartrek7719]

This isn't satire.

[@zoeybella234]

I'm confused, is money lacking in the UK? Surely the UK is extremely rich because they gave everyone furlough for a year? Something never done in the history of economics. £8 million is spent every single day on illegal migrants though some claim the number is higher. The lockdown delayed millions of important appointments, that is a fact. Most ambitious doctors and dentists have already gone to private medical practices, while hundreds of fake nurses from Nigeria were passed through a dodgy exam to reach Britain. House building is hampered by the inflation rates caused by printing loads of money and receiving way less as the economy stalled during covid. The incompetence of Conservatives cannot be shoved on the idea that Brexit was voted for by the nations people in a democracy, due to their fears of a changing culture to which they hold dear. Not 1 culture on earth that see's the amount of digital lawfare and psychological warfare on their heritage, culture, skin colour, norms and rights.... would ever agree to the continuation of these actions. That was the Brexit vote. Conservatives ran the country and although Farage is an unpolished guy with questionable ideas, blaming him for what has happened in the last 4 years is nothing short of ignorance. And if you think I'm wrong, it's because you are one of the opposing halves that has either lost out in the short term idea of Brexit (ie trade or travel) which in itself is as selfish as any Brexiter is about their culture, or if you just a virtue signalling, possibly champagne socialist, then you are arguably the bigger evil in this debate. If I leave this country, it will not be because of people like Farage but people actually believing this specific case study from Jonathan Pie. You are all deluded and I look forward to your awakening moment, though I guarantee you it will be too late. Good luck natives of England and all those who made it their homes in good faith. And those armies here to destroy it, may you reap what you sowed when the land is barren of any reason to stay.

[@georgecolwan7567]

This wouldn't qualify as satire.

[@butters1273]

Bbc or sky? Nah. I get my election news from the Pie 🇬🇧

[@alexcba3]

Were you not allowed sky growing up?

[@Steve-K.G.]

@@alexcba3 🤣🤣

[@vicredshaw1155]

Our servants didn't know how to operate it .

[@Toupret]

​@@milesmcquillen1885 He did mention wanting a bigger...

[@Toupret]

​@@milesmcquillen1885 Ouch!! Slice of the Pie you say?? 🫣

[@barrymccullock4757]

Old adages rule! ‘Many a true word spoken in jest.’ Everything uttered here resonates.

[@kf1559]

UK's Trump. You make me believe Im not the only human with logic and a heart. I don't get out much. Thanks Mr Pie. Love from Scotland.❤

[@persona8991]

You neither have logic or heart. Do you know how many migrants are coming in per year?

[@everso2151]

There are a few of us left! It’s feeling pretty lonely eh?! I hope decent good people will finally get a chance to make life better ❤️

[@jcehlert]

If you don't live in the American insurance scam, you don't want to. Americans are sick because we can't afford the cost of going to the doctor. You have insurance Americans. Sure we do, yet we have to pay upfront for basic services. It's catastrophic insurance.

[@A1BASE]

If the UK go to the American system the very first thing I’m going to do is buy stock in the insurance companies. It’s so utterly broken out here in the US, but the insurance companies are making billions.

[@paulrowden5703]

I'm a Yank, and I support this message.

[@snsnplpl]

The #1 leading cause of bankruptcies in America are medical bills.

[@andrewrobinson2565]

I'm French. This morning I had an X-ray (paid 7€), this afternoon I saw my doctor (paid 0€) then went to a pharmacy and got lots of meds (paid 0€), an inhaler, an inhaler MACHINE (free loan). On Monday I'm having a scan. ALL PRETTY MUCH FREE AT POINT OF TREATMENT, covered by the French NHS and topped up with an Allianz insurance costing 60€ a month. I'm 63 and retired 🇨🇵🇪🇺.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

We don't want health insurance we want the NHS its the damn politicians that are the problem none of them want to support it because they all want to trouser money from US medical companies who want to destroy it the people are not stupid, we already have some idea how bad that would be from dentistry, all dentists are private but some take on NHS patients to offer free or discount services on the NHS, in reality this means sod all people can actually get on the NHS list for dental treatment as they take on a tiny amount of NHS patients and kick people off the books at the blink of an eye, everyone lost their NHS dentist during the pandemic for example because if you don't get seen for a check up every 6 months your automatically kicked off the books if they were lucky enough to have one in the first place and private dental care costs thousands.

[@Inevitability101]

'Liz Truss in human form'... got me. Never stop, you beautiful bastard.

[@infoillness4222]

Brilliant...but there's just one flaw...he's not chewing a cheese normally...

[@b00ts4ndc4ts]

Brilliant comment sonshine. ❤

[@helenrichardson1740]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@magsk6721]

Bag is shite !

[@mikebarnes3557]

THERE IS ALWAYS ONE CRETIN

[@embalancer6146]

Just remember this is a man that campaigned for the UK to leave the EU for decades yet didn't seem to have a plan on how to achieve it once the vote was in.

[@oatdilemma6395]

He wasn't even in power you absolute dunce, he could do nothing.

[@michaelcopeland8859]

What a stupid comment😂

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

He wasn't in power, Boris was supposed to be the man to do it but literally did nothing. Pretty much all EU laws are still in force, Tories never wanted Brexit and so never did anything that would be a benefit

[@embalancer6146]

@@mrcaboosevg6089 He didn't need to be in power Farage has alway lead the debate which caused Cameron to hold the referendum in the first place and though it had clear problems and wasn't legally binding everyone went ahead with it, but considering he'd been campaigning him and the the likes of Bill Cash didn't have any sort of an plan for how they would leave the EU once it happened. As for the EU laws being in place which specific laws do you feel we should get rid of?

[@greentoby26]

@@mrcaboosevg6089 What would be a thing that clearly and unambiguously provided a benefit, yet was impossible within the EU?

[@markborn5293]

Bloody depressing that comedians like Walker and Jon Stewart are so much sharper than the journalists at the moment. What’s happening to world?!!

[@GigaGoose123]

Sir Keir's full name, date and place of birth, passport number and family home address are listed among other International Work Camp participants in a dossier discovered by the Mail in the 'Foreign Intelligence Main Directorate - Operative Files' section of the Czechoslovakian secret police archives. His visa application, including a passport photo and hand-written personal details, are kept in a separate section of the Czech Cold War state Security Service archives. Files marked 'Top Secret' from a previous International Work Camp in Prague in 1982 show it was overseen by the ruthless Czech StB spy agency as part of a wide-ranging and far-reaching 'Active Measure' - a euphemism for black operations and disinformation campaign - to undermine Nato. However, the specific pass Kier received was not the usual visitors visa that people received when going to these trips, but rather a StB issued clearance pass (like KGB). These clearance passes were virtually impossible to receive and likely the result of a 'quid pro quo' arrangement

[@superhumantrueman]

@@GigaGoose123 lol

[@ashleyhoughton8592]

Journalists have been conditioned for so long into the mindset that they will lose "access" to these political figures if they grill them too much with hard questions and get blacklisted. Which is true, journalists do get blacklisted if they won't share the politicians narrative, so eventually all the good journalists end up blacklisted and unable to interview any body, and all the yes-men and bootlickers get to do these softball interviews and get pushed into the tabloid news which political parties also usual pay a lot of money to have some control over which stories they will run. Comedians don't need "access" and they have their own platforms and audience, so they can say whatever the fuck they want. And the political state of the world is so bad now that everyone can see it, and they can use their platforms to highlight it.

[@craven5328]

If I think back through history...there's a pretty strong comedic / satirist link, and they tend to resonate the most, or at least be who we remember most? All the way back to Aristophanes and Juvenal, through to William Hogarth, Jonathan Swift, Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, George Carlin, Terry Pratchett ...

[@PatrickStarfishman]

I totally agree, but to be fair, it's always been this way. There's never actually been a time when the best and brightest ran the country for the benefit of the ordinary man....I mean short of really short periods of time when we got lucky.

[@Cartographer1980]

I thought the one upside I might see come out of Brexit, would be the end (finally!) of Nigel Farage. But no, like a floater that refuses to flush, he keeps coming back.

[@stevioc3592]

Who do you want to run the country?

[@Techno_Monkey_]

Zippy from Rainbow ​@@stevioc3592

[@HieronymousCheese]

@@stevioc3592 Jonathan Pie.

[@ozzie2612]

@@stevioc3592 starmer

[@davidkemp5798]

He's popular, even if you don't like him, but that's democracy.

[@bodricpriest8816]

Oh good, I get some actual news. Thank Pie for Pie, one of the few trustworthy voices in Britain today.

[@bieituns]

You get gaslighting and propaganda.

[@josemengelez6947]

@@bieituns cry more.

[@buttieboy666]

Junk food mate.

[@notmyname4261]

@@bieituns You're in a cult

[@infoillness4222]

@@bieituns Oh gosh I thought we were having a little self reflection there...??

[@jamesdalton807]

Genuinely considering shipping off to Aus, this country would vote to cut its own balls off if someone who "tells it like it is" encouraged it. Its honestly embarrassing

[@JJ62]

I’m genuinely doing just that. My wife is Aussie, she’s had enough and so have I. My visa application is in and we plan to leave next March. I can’t stand this country any longer, I hate what it has become.

[@rowangirdler7428]

G'day James, I'm Australian. I daresay we're doing better than the motherland at the moment, but all is not perfect. We've got our own cost of living crisis, with sky-high food, petrol and rent prices. Our governments switch back and forth between those who actively support the vested interests syphoning all the wealth away from the working class and those who make insincere statements about supporting the people while under-delivering on their promises. We recently voted en-mass to tell our indigenous First Nations peoples to go eff themselves for daring to ask for an advisory body that would advise the government on issues that effect them - a body they asked for after we asked them what they wanted. But our health system is doing okay, things are overall very peaceful and the country itself is bursting at the seams with rugged beauty. Come Down Under and be welcome! Fair warning you'll see a big bright shiny thing in the sky most of the time - it's called the sun, and is actually visible from most places on the planet.

[@LetUsExpress92]

Do it. I fucked off to Thailand 8 months ago after years of anguish and falling living standards, not being able to get a job n the jobs I can get are 0 hours, absolute dog shit work for dog shit money. Price of everything going up while quality and standards go down. Best thing I've done in my lifetime

[@Mrc172]

Come on down. If you like Jonathon Pie you're all right by me. 🙂

[@cardiffgiant9406]

@@JJ62 I emigrated to the USA 8 yrs ago and haven't regretted it for a second. Good luck!

[@WildCogs]

"promising the world knowing you never have to deliver"

[@vicredshaw1155]

Rishi couldn't watch sky when he was a kid . The servants didn't know how to operate it.

[@DaddyStoat]

Nah. They had cable. His parents probably thought that Sky dishes were "low class".

[@infoillness4222]

Nutty Richsak was too busy to watch Sky in any event...he had 3 paper rounds ...one for Telegraph readers, one for Express readers and one for Mail readers...

[@infoillness4222]

@@DaddyStoat Yeah...but he couln't watch the Cable...because they shoved the cable somewhere...Rishi's never been the same since...plugged in an all...

[@andrewwatts2443]

A sky dish on the side of the mansion would have lowered it's value and standing in the community. Better to have Telewest (previous to Virgin) Communication to put a cable underground. Out of sight out of mind. Funny really because that become Sunaks mantra.

[@cornishhh]

He couldn't reach the switch.

[@johnpritchard9753]

Brilliant - so funny and yet, so bloody true. I needed that - thanks!

[@24yrukdesigner]

na - cheap humour and cheap shots and fiction. Easily pleased will enjoy it though and there's plenty of that now days.

[@61barrackroad]

So true. All of it, 100% truth. Almost laughed until you realise how true this is.

[@Puppy-ew4be]

Rubbish. He hasn't done his homework, just because you find him funny doesn't mean what he says is true. He's conveniently left out raising the rate of tax to those earning 20k a year and giving NHS patients vouchers to access private doctors if they have to wait more than 3 days. Walker is the dog whistler here, not Farage.

[@61barrackroad]

@Puppy-ew4be oh have a quiet word with yourself. Farage is expert at pointing out what's wrong but not at an policies that might fix those things that's how populist works!

[@61barrackroad]

@Puppy-ew4be and yet what he says is true. 14yrs of failed tory policy has led to Farage being more popular than than the least popular party in British politics. And here's you defending his dog whistle racist politics, right?

[@krashd]

@@Puppy-ew4be Did you miss the bit where he correctly surmises that Farage won't deliver any of it? He knows you lot are too fucking thick to remember broken promises because you've been falling for them for 14 years already.

[@jacquelinearcher1158]

Pie…the tonic I needed …😂😂😂 as always he nailed it … just when I couldn’t listen to anymore election rubbish then this comes along 😂

[@vx9330]

Liz Truss = Lettuce Nigel Farage = Pickled Lettuce

[@karinewaldron9225]

Keir Starmer = limp lettuce

[@buntyjoy1800]

Nigel Farage = Fascist Frog 🐸

[@ozzie2612]

@@karinewaldron9225 great PM

[@StopTheRot]

@@ozzie2612Karine thinks she’s voting for a president. Don’t waste your breath.

[@gdwnet]

Pahahaha!

[@oliverschick2822]

How does Farage keep getting on TV ? Who is he bribing ?

[@Thanetian577]

BBC

[@thomasthetankengine8418]

Please run for prime minister 🙏

[@adrianday7378]

I suppose they’re all character actors. He’d have my vote.

[@frozenice61]

they make great pies

[@helipeek2736]

He’d never get in…….makes far too much sense. Man of the people though, you must admit.

[@laurynasjagelo5075]

@@helipeek2736 Vote for pie - get a pie. Every pie counts.

[@bluecedar7914]

Zelensky worked out better than most expected in Ukraine. Pie looks a darnn sight more competent than the pretenders actually running for office over there, at least from this side of the world.

[@Cider4144]

The gagging retch at the thought of voting Tory, even as a anti Reform tactic, just killed me😂😂😂😂😂. I think I would react that way too if I was a Clacton man.

[@petemccalam5727]

It's 'an' anti, not, a anti......just sayin peeps.

[@jamesbreen8611]

You really don't get it

[@Cider4144]

@@petemccalam5727 thanks, I needed that.

[@Cider4144]

@@jamesbreen8611 It's worse. I don't want to get it either.

[@fhujf]

PoliticsJoe interviewed some people in Clacton recently, and boy does that place look rough. Won't surprise me if he actually becomes their MP

[@m4Nc3r]

😭 Living in Clacton, the fact that tactically voting for the Tories has actually crossed my mind makes me want to 🤮🤮🤮

[@D0S81]

i'm internally screaming....but on the outside.

[@sarahradford9822]

Populism thrives in a vacuum .. absolutely 💯

[@jaspertickler1831]

.. that`s utter shite... normally I try to avoid political debate but when some-one comes out with such a total dumb@ss empty comment like that.... You literally just quoted something you do not even understand yourself or otherwise there would be some kind of better context ...explain yourself without having a hissy liberal tantrum?

Except you're not in a vacuum. You're in an elitist, corporatist paradise. But sure, giving the people what they want or at least need is a terrible idea.

[@S3NTRY]

Morons decry populisms rise, because it lays bare the fact that the majority are being ignored. That's the very vacuum "created". Populism is democracy. The elite hate it, because it's a fly in their ointment. Morons join the chant decrying it.

[@sarahradford9822]

They're not giving people what they want, they're just making promises.. The vacuum is the lack of provision of what people want and need.. for many years now.

[@ryanparker4996]

Populism is actually just the way normal people think. Fuck off with your luxury beliefs, Tabitha

[@gertrudert]

Love you Mr Pie ❤️❤️❤️ This was great. Don't let the bastards get you down

[@andrewgardiner439]

He hits the nail right on the head! Unfortunately I think he is right in that there’s a chance he could be prime minister in 10 years time….what a terrifying thought😮!!

[@jackywhite880]

All of a sudden, I'm glad I'm 80.

[@No1Nova]

Who else do we vote for labour? Net Zero psychos.

[@24yrukdesigner]

with the wrong end of the hammer yea... unfunny, simpleton humour.

[@sirrusly]

The couple of Muslim guys walking past in the background is either satirical genius, or a naturally occurring beautiful moment.

[@fredgreen2431]

Can't make this shit up. What a mess the uk is in

[@jackdubz4247]

Doesn't have to be you know. We can stop this nonsense any time we want.

[@st200ol]

@@jackdubz4247 OK, I'm all ears. How?

[@President44259]

Vote Reform to end it then.

[@DoubleDragon539]

The more ignorant the voters get, the worse the politicians will get. Representative democracy will shrivel, and populist idiocracy will flourish. As the US demonstrates so aptly.

[@homosexualpanic]

Complete shit hole. Even the weather hates us

[@neilduignan9835]

The way he nearly upchucks at the end killed me! 😂

[@thehammer9599]

Someone pretending to be sick is the height of comedy for leftwads. Explains a lot.

[@tonyb9735]

I did the same thing last time around when I voted for Corbyn.

[@RoofLight00]

@@thehammer9599 You do sound rather ‘triggered’ to use rightard parlance.

[@RichMonty1]

The rich always need a salesman.

[@greenisp]

Brilliant, sad and true, what hope is there?

[@Alex-cw3rz]

I don't think there has ever been a time in history when a 7x failed MP and his party is interviewed more than any other party in the country. It is bizarre and shows we need to have changes to media, it is no wonder that reform get a boost when he's on TV more, his support has been largely manufactured by the media giving him much more platform than any metric shows he deserves and never even giving mild push back or even devil's advocate.

[@cbcdesign001]

Absolutely right.

[@speleokeir]

I complained to the BBC about this. They had him on Question time when he was still saying he wouldn't stand and wasn't the official leader of Reform. I asked why Flipper the Dolphin, who beat him in one election, has never got the same amount of coverage.

[@erickstanza8782]

🙄His support is a direct result of the immigrant invasion. The only reason I haven’t voted for the last 20 years is because up until now, no party wanted immigrants out. I’m voting for reform because of my values, NOT because of some media conspiracy to manipulate me into voting for them

[@jamesbreen8611]

Oh grow up.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@jamesbreen8611 what?

[@DaSkwire]

"He is Liz Truss in human form." 😂

[@S3NTRY]

Does any Muppet think for even one second why she only lasted a week, after she attempted genuine change. Idiots will cheer on anything that makes them think they're smart, by proxy.

[@Misterlikeseverythin]

People who worked with Nigel back in his commodity trading days have glowing reviews like: He will say anything to get ahead. He will pretend to be your friend only to throw you under a bus. A great person.

[@anthonysmith8800]

These videos should be shown on all channels, terrestrial and digital, across the UK, on a daily basis.

[@GigaGoose123]

His visa application, including a passport photo and hand-written personal details, are kept in a separate section of the Czech Cold War state Security Service archives. Files marked 'Top Secret' from a previous International Work Camp in Prague in 1982 show it was overseen by the ruthless Czech StB spy agency as part of a wide-ranging and far-reaching 'Active Measure' - a euphemism for black operations and disinformation campaign - to undermine Nato. However, the specific pass Kier received was not the usual visitors visa that people received when going to these trips, but rather a StB issued clearance pass (like KGB). These clearance passes were virtually impossible to receive and likely the result of a 'quid pro quo' arrangement

[@GigaGoose123]

His visa application, including a passport photo and hand-written personal details, are kept in a separate section of the Czech Cold War state Security Service archives. Files marked 'Top Secret' from a previous International Work Camp in Prague in 1982 show it was overseen by the ruthless Czech StB spy agency as part of a wide-ranging and far-reaching 'Active Measure' - a euphemism for black operations and disinformation campaign - to undermine Nato. However, the specific pass Kier received was not the usual visitors visa that people received when going to these trips, but rather a StB issued clearance pass (like KGB). These clearance passes were virtually impossible to receive and likely the result of a 'quid pro quo' arrangement

[@GigaGoose123]

Sir Keir's full name, date and place of birth, passport number and family home address are listed among other International Work Camp participants in a dossier discovered by the Mail in the 'Foreign Intelligence Main Directorate - Operative Files' section of the Czechoslovakian secret police archives. His visa application, including a passport photo and hand-written personal details, are kept in a separate section of the Czech Cold War state Security Service archives. Files marked 'Top Secret' from a previous International Work Camp in Prague in 1982 show it was overseen by the ruthless Czech StB spy agency as part of a wide-ranging and far-reaching 'Active Measure' - a euphemism for black operations and disinformation campaign - to undermine Nato. However, the specific pass Kier received was not the usual visitors visa that people received when going to these trips, but rather a StB issued clearance pass (like KGB). These clearance passes were virtually impossible to receive and likely the result of a 'quid pro quo' arrangement

[@DeezN1892]

@@GigaGoose123what does this mean

[@wilkothewilkoman]

Liz Truss in human form. You've won comedy.

[@terryboland3816]

Christ, you're thick.

[@Chernobyldogs]

If it's the worst possible choice then England will bloody vote for it

[@SGrahamArt]

England. England will vote for it.

[@Chernobyldogs]

@@SGrahamArt quite right. I will change it haha

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

@@SGrahamArt Because no other country in the UK has ever done anything stupid

[@DawleyDude]

That would be Labour, Conservative would be 2nd worst. Nothing changes under those two horrendous parties. Maybe when they've lost their seats the complacency ends and then they'll have to fight to earn them back.

[@stonehengemaca]

@@DawleyDude Which Labour policy is most damaging for the UK?

[@ME-jq3hm]

Do NOT get rid of your healthcare!!! Our insurance here in America is HORRIBLE and we pay the highest healthcare costs of any nation while getting the least care!!

[@BradleyUK58]

Try telling that to the Old British Tory party.

[@danunpronounceable8559]

It doesn't matter anymore. As long as they're populist, not part of the establishment and want tight immigration rules they will get my vote.

[@lesigh1749]

The NHS is like your free county hospitals. Don't believe the hype, its a grubby service that is not fit for purpose.

[@npc-np7dc]

I've had a handful of terrible experiences with the NHS. All the usuals, I can't get a doctors appointment, I've waited for hours in A&E and received substandard rushed care. But always gave them the benefit of the doubt; they're rushed, they're underfunded etc etc. Then I suffered a serious head injury. I was injected with morphine on metal seats in a hospital waiting room during a 10 hour wait to be seen with a fractured skull and a bleed on the brain. No bed in sight. Not even a seat with a cushion. I had surgery and a large section of my skull removed, and then waited 7 months to have a new skull plate fitted. 7 months. The piece was 3D printed in a day. 7 months on a waiting list with no skull. What value is that for the 20 years of tax I've contributed? Who is benefitting from this system? Who's clogging up the waiting lists? Genuine question... When you have an exposed brain for 7 months and you are not a priority, who is?? NHS is broken. I would have sooner recalimed all my tax contributions and paid private and had it sorted in 2 weeks.

[@tundeagbona5718]

​​@@npc-np7dc your story is very touching, so sorry for what you had to go through. But the American system isn't the solution. Take a sec to Google what the cost of the slow/substandard care you received from the NHS would have cost under the American self-insurance system, chances are you (as is the case with millions of day to day Americans) would not have been able to afford it. And if you went ahead to access the care all the same, you would have been left with crippling debt till your death bed. Again you have my sympathy for what you went through, but I wouldn't wish the American GoFundMe healthcare system on anyone but my worst enemies

[@stonehengemaca]

It's not that Reform are doing well, it's that the tories are THAT unpopular!! 🤣🤣💩💩

[@ToCoSo]

Farage gets so much coverage, but like you say he has no policies, he has no depth he is only in it for himself. Always genius Tom, so glad you found Pie and we found you!!

[@leewoodward7734]

Jonathan Pie. Legend & truth teller!!

[@terryboland3816]

Or, alternatively, an unfunny prick who appeals to other unfunny pricks.

[@BradleyUK58]

no he is a circus clown a deluded blabbermouth nothing more.

[@davidcollins9335]

The voice of reason, shine on JP, greetings from Scotland and shine on ✌️ thank you

[@gillianpope9039]

Don't hold back Jonathan! Love it! Say it how it is!! Bet if he succeeds in Clacton that he never turns up to help his constituents on Fridays!!!

[@julielyus399]

The bit when he got a bit of sick in his mouth, I nearly wet myself. This man is awsome....

[@MrNeilos123]

"its not actually racist, to be a .. racist..." hilarious 😂

[@S3NTRY]

Talk about dog whistles. This vid brought out all the urban dogs.

[@karpetcabin]

😂😂

[@rewdwarf123]

Who actually said that?

[@billphil6558]

😂

[@2239jules]

​@@S3NTRYI wonder why u chose to a) watch this clip & b) comment on the comment that mentions race 😏

[@longjonwhite]

@ 3:45. “….the control of immigration has all but collapsed….” (Timely appearance of the two gentlemen passing in the background…

[@kevinwilliams1421]

In dresses too

[@gooseturbo6087]

Sinbad the sailer walking past got me 😂

[@richcolour]

You're suggesting they were immigrants, they might be locals just out for a walk.

[@darklord-ht2hq]

Yep I noticed that as well 😂

[@warrenking4586]

Love the bloke walking behind in his bedsheets.🤣

[@ro55reel5]

Pie should be everywhere with these election specials, aren't any broadcasters picking these up, do we have no one in broadcasting who gives a shit?

[@craighaley1658]

Same exact thing happened in Canada 30 years ago. The Progressive Conservative Party ran the bus off a pier and had a majority whittled down to just two seats in Parliament. The Conservatives weren't banished from the House mind you. A party literally called the Reform Party gained a foothold. Within ten years they gobbled up what remained of the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada to form the Conservative Party of Canada. Note what word was stricken from the title. Be careful what you wish for!

[@paranoidrodent]

Yup. And Canada’s new Tories moved from centre-right to squarely right-wing. They have been a dumpster fire for the country since but the petrochemical industry loves them.

[@gwyn111]

The Oxymoron in the original name?

[@jamesgibson1123]

Yeah and youve had an actual fascist in ever since. Yay!

[@calahoon22]

Considering the state of "progressive" policies in the last 6-7 years I'd argue that's a good thing

[@2239jules]

That's the trouble with Farage. He's a talking weasel, but nobody could ever call him stupid. Greedy, but not stupid

[@roblane66]

Liz Truss in human form 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!!

[@martinw3474]

to call Farage human is a stretch, slithering, self serving, salubrious toad would be more accurate

[@terryboland3816]

@@martinw3474 Says the subhuman ...

[@mkmsjk]

Brilliant, thank you.

[@sneakyalien101]

'he is Liz Truss in human form' LMFAO. Brilliant as always, Mr Pie.

[@pjdarcy]

It's the MEGA cult. Make England great again 🤣

[@tedcrilly46]

all anyone ever wanted was for the boats to stop.

[@michaeladkins6]

Why cant people learn from recent history?

[@DamienSullivan-hw4lq]

This is what happens when Government doesn't give a toss .

[@bieituns]

Funny how anyone you don't like or disagree with must mean they are a cult.

[@sharonharris9782]

​@@bieitunsbecause it is a cult and apparently you're in it. 😂 Congratulations 🎉 on being conned

[@jugaloo5873]

There really are a lot of divs with the right to vote in the uk.

[@MrStealYourBalls]

Yeah, and they will all vote Labour, quite unfortunate

[@MrRight-hn5pq]

Not kidding can't believe people still waste a vote on liblabcon.

[@master1442p]

It's not that the average voter is stupid, it's that politics and democracy from the very start has always had a problem with candy man tactics, if you have one politician saying free candy for all and one politician who trys to explain the nuances and importance of healthy teeth, the candy man will win every time, it's a flaw in democracy not the people

[@bieituns]

The fact is us so called divs won the argument that's why we won the referendum.

[@MrTaytersDeep]

But that's democracy Agree but you can't put in place who can and can't vote that's the true meaning of fascism.

[@danunpronounceable8559]

Thing is though, despite his many many flaws, who else would continually harass labour on the fact that they will do nothing to bring down net migration, just like the tories?

[@smogmonster1876]

“Free analysis bleaching for the over 75s” Now THATS what we need. 😂😂😂

[@user-qu8om1pu4s]

Farage being the poster boy for the dog-shit brexit delivered. Got me lol

[@onenote6619]

I don't think Farage is going to stand up well when he has to stick to the facts rather than bloviate whatever he wants.

[@LoveProWrestling]

Have you ever known him to stick to the facts when he can just make some shit up instead?

[@jaspertickler1831]

yep yep because all the other politicians have stuck to the facts haven`t they?

[@Eusantdac]

But they never stick to facts. He's the Trumpian kind of political goon, throwing bombastic lies (as he did during Brexit) and posing as a man of the people who can solve issues. Many people will gobble that up. Make UK great again! Right?

[@jaspertickler1831]

@@Eusantdac and why the f*ck not, what's the alternative. 4 years of watching the Labour party eat itself in public while pushing more people outside its bubble.. Everyone with common sense knows voting Labour will fix nothing

[@markoslavicek]

I'm afraid facts don't matter in this day and age.

[@kippen64]

I've spent decades being an Anglophile and wanting to live in the UK. The current political situation has me rethinking this.

[@Patrickballhater]

Arguably our political situation is improving. The Tories are imploding and highly likely to lose the next election.

[@danunpronounceable8559]

@@Patrickballhater and hopefully be replaced by a right wing populist party who will hopefully win the following election after labour show they're no different than the Tories

[@Fillup82]

Unless you’re extremely wealthy you don’t want to move here.

[@chrisnaylor6814]

Good luck Clacton, I am sure Farage will work hard for his constituency with the daily nuts and bolts of pot holes, bin collections, and damp properties!! 🤨

[@dgncadiz]

Damn Tom, you are just getting better and better, mate. Funny and bang on at the same time.

[@doctorwalex]

We love you Mr Pie. Thank you.

[@stephen25uk]

Liz Truss in human form ! that is genius.

[@polixthepole]

i know this is satire, but it really is better than any news channel today

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

So I know a guy who immigrated to the uk and went through the whole citizenship process, and now he’s voting for reform which has a certain sniff of Turkey and Christmas

[@philipduncan7044]

He's Liz Truss in human form!! 🤣

[@marklondon9004]

Did Pie just foreshadow his move into politics? I don't care that he's a fictional character, still more real than the rest of them

[@persona8991]

VOTE NIGEL

[@terryclark9383]

Brilliant! Do Keir Starmer and the Labour Party next, Tom! Love to see your take on their shortcomings?

[@janegreen9340]

Vote tactically but not for Mr Toad.

[@jpdicey789]

Yep, completely agree though I dunno how much difference it will make. People value their own wallets, they don't care about how it will affect the lives of others.

[@Ramsay77]

@@jpdicey789 Vote Labour if you want the UK to have 3rd world status by 2029

[@davidstrudwick6879]

If you were standing for election I would vote for you

[@stephenelliott7071]

"Promising the world without the fear you'll ever have to deliver. He is a dangerous grifter! He is Liz Truss in human form" lol. A perfect summary of Farage.

[@andrewjack31]

I wonder if this is his angle. Make a load of money with the party and when they don't win many seats, he can ride off with his saddle bags full. I'll still be voting for them but I'm not holding my breath for the world.

[@rkk578]

To be fair if we use this definition the greens can sit next to Farage and maybe even the Liberal Democrats (I have not finished their manifesto yetÖ

[@Padbrd230]

Brilliant as usual

[@JamesJohnson-fw7eh]

I know Tom says that you probably shouldn't agree with everything Pie says. But, then why do I find myself agreeing so often? 😂

[@sandrafrancis3631]

Brilliant 👏 😂 as always!😂 every word the truth! 👏

[@michaelbaker7499]

The only slight positive I can see from the rise of reform UK is that it'll split the right wing vote

[@PBI45]

another thing: if he *does* get in it'll be a hard 5 years and then they'll be out on their arses as the nation nearly collapses under the sheer top heavy weight of Reform UK's profiteering. They will never get in again.

[@tyronenoonan5528]

“Liz Truss in human form” - I almost shat myself with laughter! 😂😂😂😂

[@thomasduggan8755]

Absolutely brilliant thanks again ❤

[@marcusstockley7956]

Tom Walker. A comedian, satirist. State of the art observer of politics and society society. Tom.... he is the one voice. One person that knows his character as J Pie. Zelensky is a professional comedian and the leader of the Ukraine. And he stands up against the immoral Putin. Because it is just, as Zelensky is just. Zelensky is a true human. Tom speaks the truth, the whole spectrum of the dilemmas we endure. If there isn't a better informed view of what is wrong with politics today. Let me know. Tom, if he wanted to run for PM. Independently. I think he wins. The only person who is making sense is a comedian. Let's consider this... A joker is more honest than we want to except. The truth is hard to except. I would vote for him. Go Tom.

[@Ohverture]

Zelensky has been extremely pro-Israel however, despite changing his tune recently over human-rights atrocities. None of them are perfect.

[@S3NTRY]

*accept FML what spasmodic vomit of words that was.

[@terryboland3816]

So what tax did he pay on his money from Russian propaganda outfit Russia Today? Tom's not saying ... 😉

[@kiwiroadpirate4032]

Dude, good call👍 He should most definitely be encouraged to step up and move into the new addy of 10 Downing St. And together with Zelensky and perhaps someone like Lewis Black as a late entrant in the run up to the looming US presidential elections... the clowns will be running the circus😄 Very cool, I lovre the idea. It makee think of the scene in One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest, when Nurse Ratched's charge's were briefly liberated for day out in the bus that McMurphy stole in One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest😄

[@KevinMeeds]

@@terryboland3816Troll.

[@grahamjohndavis]

“Liz Truss in human form” ❤️

[@grannyg3375]

Oh my, Farage-Liz Truss in human form!

[@RahanUllah]

This is brilliant someone send this to farage

[@alexwood8036]

Basically have 3 Conservative Parties to pick from this time. Democracy in action right there.😂

[@persona8991]

Vote Reform

[@jackywhite880]

​@@persona8991 And never vote again...

[@QuentinKarentino]

The uniparty was never conservative.

[@OnafetsEnovap]

@@persona8991 No.

[@fergusoharafoh]

"Keir Starmer having unchecked power to do all the things like tax your home, your job, your car and your pension if people vote Reform". Do the Tories not know that normal people already pay council tax, income tax, road tax & tax on pensions? The people that don't are the real drain on the country not immigrants and disabled people. Investment bankers and billionaires that bank internationally and dodge tax. Which is basically Tory leadership and Tory peers

[@terryboland3816]

So what tax do you think Tom Walker aka Jonathan Pie paid on his money from Russia Today?

[@kieran10202]

Higher rent, mortgage rates, food and energy prices and student loan repayments are all quite taxing too. I'm not forgetting who did that for a tax cut.

[@richardcorfield9926]

They're throwing around numbers in the billions of pounds. These sound scary but are tiny on the scale of the national budget. It comes to a few tens of pounds each.

[@Trylobyte]

@@terryboland3816 Nigel Farage is the one receiving dark money from Russia, along with his friend Donald Trump.

[@BradleyUK58]

You are deluded.

[@valerierooney1299]

Well said Johnathan 👍

[@darrenskinner3711]

“Is not actually racist to be racist “ 😂😂😂

[@wotireckon]

Your problems are usually caused by those who are more powerful than you, not less. A person who tries to get you to blame the weak (minorities, refugees, the poor, the disabled, etc) does not have your best interest at heart.

[@BradleyUK58]

Aww stop my heart is breaking.

[@patriciasanderson2171]

What an empty headed statement.

[@krashd]

@@patriciasanderson2171 What they said is completely true, every dangerous regime that has ever got into power anywhere in the world has done it by picking easy targets and turning common people against them. EVERY dangerous regime.

[@proffessorclueless]

There isn't a man in the country who wouldn't vote for the Jonathan Pie Party. Of course, I'm referring to the free lollipops on the NHS.

[@aheaps71]

Just the lollipops?

[@davidglendinning9871]

@@aheaps71 Unfortunately the other isn't useful to half the population

[@richardcorfield9926]

I remember a hospital with a canteen and free meals on the NHS. That hospital (Cookridge Cancer Centre in Leeds) has since closed.

[@BradleyUK58]

I and millions wouldn't.

[@davidglendinning9871]

@@BradleyUK58 Anyone who wouldn't is clearly part of a deep-state witch hunt...

[@derekcorbett6851]

‘ I think I will give Nigel Garage a go .. seems like a nice man’ WTF … wake up voters and listen to Mr Pie 😂👍

[@wightangel]

When the person who instigated Brexit through his old party UKIP, tells his kids to get a german passport just after the Brexit vote is about as trustworthy as a politician.

[@GigaGoose123]

His visa application, including a passport photo and hand-written personal details, are kept in a separate section of the Czech Cold War state Security Service archives. Files marked 'Top Secret' from a previous International Work Camp in Prague in 1982 show it was overseen by the ruthless Czech StB spy agency as part of a wide-ranging and far-reaching 'Active Measure' - a euphemism for black operations and disinformation campaign - to undermine Nato. However, the specific pass Kier received was not the usual visitors visa that people received when going to these trips, but rather a StB issued clearance pass (like KGB). These clearance passes were virtually impossible to receive and likely the result of a 'quid pro quo' arrangement

[@prakb]

Pie, he's the one who truly says out loud what most decent people are thinking

[@thehammer9599]

No but Pie thinks that’s bad because it’s pOpUliSM, don’t you see?!

[@martynking1634]

Most racist people are thinking...

[@sharonharris9782]

Decent people? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kamikazilucas]

@@sharonharris9782 yes surprisingly being against racists is what decent people do

[@josemengelez6947]

@@sharonharris9782 why do your comments smell of yeast?

[@jamesculverhouse4657]

"Liz Truss in human form" amazing stuff

[@ianknealy2843]

You're name calling won't cut it anymore.

[@Gametastica]

Name 1 thing he said that was wrong.

[@janegreen9340]

You’re = you are, I think you mean your (possessive)

[@TH-ds2yx]

​@Gametastica That wanting to stop the mass immigration of the 3rd world into Europe is racist. And don't gaslight me by saying it's not happening or that it's a right-wing conspiracy theory. I have eyes, I can see.

[@t3spiritz]

Liz Truss in Human Form... I spat my tea! 😄