2024 Tesla Cybertruck Review: This Is Just Plain Cool

[@Kmullins131]

Doug the type of guy to review a refrigerator on a car channel

[@tomu4725]

Nice

[@drinkmorecocacola]

Doug’s the type to make millions and only buy 3 cars and a chair to not get his knees dirty.

[@Noomagenial]

Doug is the type of guy to beep at his garage door to make it open faster...

[@escueme]

Hehe this the type of dude that really wants the fridge

[@metaloenformol]

Well, he did review a couple houses some years ago

[@LearningFast]

Finally Doug found a vehicle that ONLY comes in the launch color.

[@iamgermane]

And weights 7100 pounds!?!?

[@dyldog]

DeLoreon DMC-12?

[@BrianMcKee]

@@dyldog Delorean had other colors.

[@AnonymousFreakYT]

Hummer EV. Truck has only been available in one color, SUV only available in one other color.

[@joan38]

@@iamgermane 6600lb, which is less than the F150 Raptor TRX at 6800lb or the Rivian.

[@unloveableandre]

Doug is the type of guy that used to be 6' 2", 6' 3", 6' 4", but now it's just "pretty tall".

[@PopyRoblox1202]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaavnn-Ifax5pNU

[@El_Negro2003]

I met him in cali a few months ago. He’s tall af to me and I’m 5,11 🇯🇪🇬🇬🪼😰

[@Kalausz]

When he had his R32 he used to be 6' 1". He grows with his channel, that is true dedication!

[@bchains]

I don't know what this means but it's hilarious

[@brodyvermilyea114]

​@@bchainsDoug hasn't always called himself the same height and now he's just vaguely saying he's "pretty tall" which could mean anything

[@hellocar123]

“just plain cool” and he unlists his older video on the more doug channel absolutely shitting on it lmao

[@WScarfaceWars]

He says in this video, during the driving part, that it is terrible looking, but cool, the 2 things can go together man

[@raptorshinryu]

It's like opinions can change over the course of 4 years or something

[@silver1407]

He's delisted a lot of videos from the More Doug channel

[@LunaS3000]

@@raptorshinryuif he delists the video how do we know this wasn’t his opinion from the beginning?

[@alialrahahleh676]

@@hellocar123 he is paid and sold out like all other KZbinrs

[@jaybird7454]

He's like the Adam Sandler of car reviewers. He'll drive the most exotic vehicles but still dress like an American tourist who collects hotel soap 😂

[@christophervaughan2637]

Hahahahaha

[@c.a.nixiii4650]

But Adam Sander is actually funny. 🤔🤔🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂😂😂

[@ameikeies]

hotel soap

[@aheat3036]

😂Maybe but European and other tourists even take the toilet paper and towels!

[@chrisclocher]

@@c.a.nixiii4650 Ehh

[@nickk9105]

And now, after finally having reviewed the Cybertruck, it's time to give Doug DeMuro a DougScore: 1. Starting with the weekend categories and styling, Doug looks fine, not beautiful, he gets a 5/10 2. Acceleration is slow, I'm not sure how fast Doug does 0-60, but it's definitely over 10 seconds, which gives him a 1/10 3. Handling is ok, not spotscar level though, Doug gets a 4/10 4. Fun factor is good. Doug is pretty fun, he gets a 7/10 5. Cool factor is high, there is only one Doug DeMuro in the world, though I don't think he turns many heads because many people simply don't know who he is. Still, it's enough to give him an 8/10 for an overall weekend score of 25/50 6. Next up are daily categories and features, Doug is reasonably well equipped but still lacks some modern tech. He gets a 7/10 7. Comfort is great and gets an 8/10 8. Quality is fine, but long term reliability might be an issue, he gets a 7/10 9. Practicality is normal for a guy like Doug, only two hands and no second row get him a 4/10 10. Finally, value, and this is a tough one. Doug is really cool, but also quite expensive. He gets a 5/10 for an overall daily score of 31/50 Added up and the DougScore is...56/100. I have not reviewed any Dougs yet, but this is a high score and I'm thrilled to have been able to spend a day with him!

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

I miss Doug's old format where he breaks down the categories and explains each one too...he should have brought that back, at least just one time...for this ultra "special" vehicle. I understand why he doesn't do it anymore, but he should make exceptions for something like the CyberTruck. an epic missed opportunituly, imo. 😥

[@_brovak]

Although you missed on the practicality category, I still thoroughly enjoyed your Doug DeMuro DougScore. Man wears enough cargo shorts to make up for three full rows for a 10/10.

[@merlin5481]

Ha,Ha,Ha.....You did that so well...Doug may hire you to do a review or two whenever he needs some time off..

[@davidechierici5785]

I red it with Doug voice in my head, perfect

[@srfnsurfer]

Most Dougs this old have some kind of smart watch.

[@dwnrange7812]

'You're going to be driving with a big bed that you may not be using'... which is 90 percent of all American drivers

[@dvader3263]

And close to 100% of 5, 6 or 7 passenger sedans or SUVs carry a lot of air inside or just one person 90 percent of the time.

[@TheEnd-eg6wq]

For double the price, is the problem.

[@yobb1n544]

@@dvader3263 passenger sedans don't take up excessive space on roads like SUVS or pickups do tho...

[@abdulsabri6551]

@@yobb1n544 True, true

[@rexrocker1268]

It is funny how many folks buy trucks and never use them for work or towing. And I notice on freeways pickup truck drivers are the most obnoxious speeders and tailgaters of anyone. They can be so aggressive, they drive like a bunch of bullies.

[@ashleychriss]

4:08 “it would affect the aerodynamics” the cyber truck has aerodynamics equivalent to a filing cabinet

[@kzed]

it actually has very good aerodynamics, best in class except for the Rivian

[@rickprobst7555]

@kzed what kind of truck are You talking about have you Seen this thing NO aerodynamics at all it's like a Brick

[@jhwblender]

Looks can be deceiving. Look at its coefficient of drag compared to other trucks and vehicles.

[@teeminator30]

@@rickprobst7555I think you’d have to be an engineer to know aerodynamics? Eyeballs are not good at measuring aerodynamics. 👁️ 👁️

[@ymirfritz9989]

@@jhwblender you forgot that a lot of tesla haters don't really know much about anything except taking the bus

[@Charlie-Charlot]

If I ever own a Cybertruck, I’ll wrap it to make it look like a block of Swiss cheese… a very fast block of cheese

[@lolpartyparrot]

That's a BRILLIANT idea, I love me some cheese myself 🧀

[@Ali1961-b9s]

Excellent idea. Why didn't anybody rhink of that? Genius.😂

[@ericn3221]

​@@Ali1961-b9sThat is a fantastic idea!

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

I'd Wrap it to make it look like Rust...then get custom "Baldwin" license plates.

[@je2338]

If I ever owned a cybertruck, I'd drive it in the rain for an hour, put the suspension in low mode then enter it into a rat rod competition.

[@davyannajones]

I didn’t see the wiper until I saw the wiper and now I can’t unsee the wiper.

[@emmanueltheorb]

😂

[@purwantiallan5089]

I also can see the clear wiper on the front of the Cybertruck.

[@ElroyMcDuff]

LOL!

[@ubberJakerz]

You can't see anything until you see the thing...

[@AuntJemima2395]

Dang that just gave me a aneurism reading that😂

[@weeAmos]

“Usual, circular, curved dog” - Doug Demuro, 2024 😂

[@GJenks15]

*Dog Demuro

[@ktwei]

I can confirm that dogs are not made of straight lines. Just checked.

[@Real_MisterSir]

"Usual, circular, curved Doug"

[@TzadikTheManic]

Best line from Doug in a while 😆 I think Noodle would take offense by his vague doggo description

[@byzero8608]

Dogs should be raw...and circular

[@visorcover]

'The Emperor has new clothes' vehicle personified...

[@DrivingGod21]

Doug the type of guy to review the most hyped car of the decade, but all of the comments on his KZbin video are about him.

[@PhazonBlaxor]

Because the car is actually not the most hyped car, but a disaster? :D

[@zeroy]

hyped? Really?

[@miken5261]

@@PhazonBlaxor You sound like you're more mad at the founder than the actual product!

[@thomasday3256]

The things a joke

[@Owen-hg3cu]

​@@miken5261 who is the founder?

[@michaeldowning7094]

When the DeLorean meets the Chevy Avalanche 1st gen

[@ki5aok]

...and was designed using Minecraft.

[@spanglish04]

Thought the same thing

[@krismine99]

Good analogy

[@TheTyisawesome]

Lol that fits good

[@robertblaney5033]

…. More like when a Delorean had a baby with a dumpster

[@maxfaxdude]

The Cybertruck is exactly the type of vehicle that people in the 1980s thought we would be driving in the 2020s.

[@johnmunro4952]

Except it can't fly

[@xploration1437]

It’s just the beginning…

[@gags730]

Instead of cupholder it fits a can of Aqua Net hairspray so your woman's 80s style hair has the correct height and looks amazing. Its also missing a steamer for my Sergio Tacchini track suit.. I hate wrinkles!

[@PopyRoblox1202]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaavnn-Ifax5pNU

[@alanmay7929]

Nope it's not

[@martinamoore5418]

This vehicle has one of the most unsightly and undesirable designs I have seen on planet earth in the 41 years of my existence.

[@jamesjross]

Killer design... I mean... IF It it hits you at anything over 7mph it will kill you. The wankpanzer.

[@readysetmoses]

@@jamesjross lol right it will eviscerate if you meet in a crosswalk

[@evalex71]

Agree 1,000%

[@enmodo]

Just another of generative AIs hallucinations from the prompt: "design me a pickup truck that's cyber"

[@denny414]

It makes the Pontiac Aztec look like a goddess

[@corvairlover]

Doug is the type of guy to talk about how weird the windshield wiper is without filming it in use.

[@BaldMancTwat]

Spoiler alert: It goes from side to side.

[@HolyEyeWasHere]

​@@BaldMancTwatI'd like to see it in action 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@hankkingsley9183]

It's floppy at the top and when it returns to stopped position the top part of it slumps and leans over into view, seems like an instance where engineers just threw in the towel and used a half-assed solution

[@longshot197036]

I wonder if Auto Zone carries a replacement and how much it is...?

[@morgan_bowe]

It's a windscreen in Australia, weird superposition.

[@tyerker]

Anyone else find it ironic we get constant ads and reminders to not use our phones while driving, yet almost every auto manufacturer is putting a tablet in your center dash? Especially when things like climate control, seat warmers, etc are on a tablet, it's just asking for distracted driving.

[@hectorcorona9536]

Cars without physical buttons for basic car operation aren't going to be able to obtain a 5 star safety rating in the EU in the coming years, can't remember the details rn

[@tyler4312]

@@hectorcorona9536who cares about the 5 star safety rating 😂

[@zap9021]

@@tyler4312 … Europeans.

[@oskarikosola7676]

@@hectorcorona9536 That's great news. Buttons for AC controls are a safety feature anywhere with a cold and/or humid climate.

[@Mars.and.Cars.]

@@tyler4312 your profile picture is telling us everything we need to know about your safety and health priorities ☺️🍩

[@mynameissang]

I can already hear Technology Connections angrily typing a script about the rear lights situation.

[@jackedupjunkers1922]

I had the exact same thought.

[@nickb20]

I cannot wait @techconnectify let’s go

[@biljancanin]

Because the tail lights shouldn't work like that. While breaking you indicated less lights to the cars behind you, bagging to be rear ended

[@robmugs]

LOLOL... love this comment

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@jackedupjunkers1922The XKR Coupe only have half of the weight from the Cybertruck as well.

[@clarencerainey2796]

Don't park it in the alley, could be mistaken for a dumpster. Lol

[@BogeyTheBear]

"People keep dropping their garbage bags into the bed whenever I park for a time. Still a 11/10 and Elon can do no wrong..."

[@indraniliyer]

kzbin.infoPx17haXrpnY

[@jakestone2591]

I will be throwing my trash out in the back of the bed

[@animaljustice7774]

lol

[@CeeWorld69]

Doubt it, it definitely looks like a cyber truck

[@illyakrit7494]

Shifting of gears via display is weird. I don't understand this love to displays in new cars. In my opinion, some function are still better to implement on the old way, where you can just feel the button, instead of look on it

[@phillipmoore6249]

This doesn’t have gears lol

[@illyakrit7494]

@@phillipmoore6249 Drive and revers were mentioned as gears in the video. See the video and comment afterwards. LOL

[@phillipmoore6249]

@@illyakrit7494 Regardless of what you just said, electric vehicles do not have “gears”

[@illyakrit7494]

@@phillipmoore6249 This is true, but my comment was related to the context of the video. And if I want to simulate the same behavior like gears do, I can do it also by electric vehicles, by changing the coefficients by motor drivers. So, electric vehicles doesn't have mechanical gears, but simulation of it is possible.

[@megaman6710]

They do it because it is cheaper to put it in a touchscreen than even a plastic handle. Tesla would include no screen and let you control everything from your phone if they could get away with it.

[@jilo860]

I think Doug was some sort of flamboyant wizard in a past life

[@mirthenary]

Thiiiissss shall not pass!!

[@johnkrull7323]

I think he's a gay wizard who wish he knew about cars in real life.

[@userunknownn666]

what does flamboyant means

[@hondaracer888]

@@userunknownn666it’s Latin for Doug Demuro

[@mynametrong5508]

@@userunknownn666 fabulously feminine

[@HidingAllTheWay]

3:25 I love how even camera is confused at what the f it is looking at.

[@repapeti98]

Yeah I also noticed those weird artifacts

[@password953]

😂 The focus was spazzing that whole shot

[@corey7219]

Including the shots inside the building

[@artifishul]

Pretty sure his iPhone was just on vibrate and getting a call during that shot.

[@welmoepics]

Focus….can’t focus….focus….can’t focus 😂

[@patrickp3403]

Call me old fashioned, but theres something very satisfying about pushing a button or turning a knob, especially if there well made like in a Mercedese or Lexus. Theres also something very satifying about owning a truck that looks handsome or a car with beautiful lines. Niether of these fits the Cyberyuck.

[@boeiend100]

Doug is the type of guy filming himself with a nonstop hunting focus and still get 1.5M views

[@guitarlearningtoplay]

what does that even mean 🤔

[@LittlePixelTM]

@@guitarlearningtoplay popular, despite his somewhat amateur production-values (ie letting the camera auto-focus in and out, rather than fixing the focus and staying on his mark)

[@Aboo832]

Boi what?

[@RafaelPernia]

Totally annoying. But as you can see, most people doesn't notice or even know what that is...

[@kellymoses8566]

The auto focus is constantly trying to focus on a different part of the scene.

[@b_man-25]

Doug: They made the air vents completely invisible Me: Oh that's cool, I wonder where they're hidden! Doug: *refuses to elaborate further*

[@DanielWillis-q2g]

Seems all the reviewers feel it's for a minimalist feel, reduce the stuff for minimalism. It has almost nothing to do with minimalism though. It's all about reducing parts. The best part is no part. Fewer parts means fewer assembly steps, fewer people to do the assembly, fewer supply chain issues to deal with, fewer parts to make sure arrive at the assembly line just at the right time. All this saves cost. It's about driving down the cost. The minimalist aesthetic is a side effect of this, not the end goal.

[@iROMine]

​​@user-qh9lu5cl6n Incorrect. If it's anything like my Tesla, there are just as many "vents" as any other car. They are just hidden deep within the dash in one long slit and are still fully positionable like any other car. You do it through the touch screen. So if there aren't as many parts to it, there are probably more. But I don't think anyone has ever had an issue with them. So I'm all for it. But it's not what you think it is. It is 100% for not only the minimalist aesthetic but for usability. Being able to control any vent in my car from the driver's seat is nice, not to mention slick as hell.

[@niceguy191]

@@iROMine Interesting! So there's a little motor at each vent that allows you to point it where you want? I'm guessing there's a joystick-like control on the touchscreen for this

[@acrspeed]

​@@iROMinethe best part is that it goes through the middle of the steering wheel, so the air blows straight at my face, unlike in pretty much every other car, where cold air always hits my hands at 9 and 3 on the wheel.

[@AlexChekholko]

@@niceguy191 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nonbc6eLYs1ggZI

[@95mushroom]

Doug really fitting into the "I own a Carrera GT and Countach" lifestyle.... Washing machines use a regular outlet, dryers use the 240v plug

[@MrDuncl]

That if you use Hot Fill. Tesla forgot the hot water tank so Cold Fill it will have to be 🙂

[@ajcball]

As a UK viewer I'm finding it amusing you need a special plug for the dryer (we are 240v everywhere)

[@4lifeifly]

@@ajcball does it really make a difference though in your day to day? Nah, lol.

[@ethanf2350]

Where I am, that’s a stove outlet

[@bryanpetersen1334]

I feel validated knowing I wasn’t the only one thinking of that.

[@quietrioter]

Sounds like the check from Elon was really nice

[@xxneroxxx4996]

For once I agree with a statement like that. Nobody in they're right mind would not only say this is a good vehicle but rate it higher then every gas truck suv and every other EV on the list! Unless they got paid to say it

[@raptorshinryu]

​@@xxneroxxx4996it's really not that hard to see why when you're not a terminally online freak . It's got bizzare styling that has a function while being on par with other current EV trucks in terms of range/cargo capacity, while having a few extras like the steer by wire system. You can clown on the look all you want, but this "objectively garbage 😂" narrative y'all push makes you look dumb. It's a Rivian that looks like a triangle.

[@omg2569]

This is the perfect car when one day US is overrun by zombies, vampires and werewolves

[@bmwm5324]

@@omg2569 This truck can't even handle rust and rain lmao don't expect it to handle a zombie apocalypse

[@revelare_xvii6269]

I remember when it caught everyone off guard when it was first unveiled. Everyone was expecting a Model X with a truck bed, and then THIS drives onto the stage.

[@WetPig]

That would have sold like hot pancakes, but this is straight up cool, shows a bit of soul from the company.

[@harri4208]

i was pretty sure Elon is kidding when he revealed that thing. Cybertruck is revolutionary.

[@J-YouTube324]

No, that's not what most people were expecting.

[@TempestCrown]

Would have been preferable honestly. Simone Gertz's Truckla is a good idea of what it would have looked like.

[@hoppingrabbit9849]

@@harri4208 like the delorean?

[@virtue050]

THISsss….will be the most popular video of the year by Doug.

[@dqitwithbrad]

Indeed

[@bernietoth]

I think you mean THIS!

[@DRapfelschorle]

Thhhhiiiisssssss

[@virtue050]

@@bernietothBaaahhh wasted opportunity lol

[@alwayslate1336]

Probably going to be the most popular ever for his channel.

[@jhjgames3842]

"this will rip your arm off" title: "this is just plain cool"

[@burnttoast9890]

Is it too much to ask for both ?

[@jhjgames3842]

@@burnttoast9890 both what? a car that is hostile to the user and a cool car at the same time? wouldn't fit my description but everyone has their kinks

[@burnttoast9890]

@@jhjgames3842 your opinion doesn't matter

[@abdulsabri6551]

@@burnttoast9890 well lets not say that, but it is wrong

[@abdulsabri6551]

@@jhjgames3842 Just be careful and you'll be fine.

[@vic8610]

Doug: this truck is brutal Whistelingdiesel: says other wise

[@nextfriday]

I feel like Doug is resourceful enough to find a better place to film videos than Cars & Bids' too dark parking garage.

[@jerseattle0722]

I think it’s the reflection of the truck, lighting more controlled in garage

[@ezvioc]

That or passersby kept laughing at it

[@DrKoneko]

I prefer the garage

[@zandercerlong9693]

@@ezvioc almost everyone who has seen it in person has loved it. Find a single video where people are laughing at this. Doug has never really been a tesla fan & he thinks its cool as hell. It’s literally something you have to see in person before you pass judgement because its WAY better in person

[@ezvioc]

@@zandercerlong9693 I have seen it in person. It looks like a joke

[@AbcdeFU66]

Honestly didnt watch any reviews of the cyber truck because im waiting for Doug’s review.

[@NacktePistole]

Me too😁

[@AndrewDasilvaPLT]

Marques Brownlee's was fair.

[@OscarTissue]

same here

[@zunedog31]

Thanks for being honest

[@ll4680]

Same. Everyone else is a douche that doesn’t have Dougs exemplary magic touch for cars 🤌🏼

[@CoveringFish]

As an emt this thing is going to be a menace

[@Uknown76]

So many people are gonna be sliced to ribbons or crushed by this 7000lb trapezoid

[@AfrocenteredLife]

😫😫😫

[@DavidAbyssal]

This is the comment I was looking for. The angles are a people hazard, how come the regulations are gone, throw out the window for this car..?

[@Thedjsmokeybear]

Facts, people will break their necks trying to get a good look at this thing

[@davidp8627]

Sharp angles like a 12 year old drew it while being bored in math class.

[@skelolion6939]

It was inspired off of Musk’s son’s drawing

[@narrowistheway77]

The Pontiac Aztek and DeLorean DMC-12 had a baby…… I wonder if it can still go 88mph though 😆

[@kixxalot]

Both of those cars have more soul than this.

[@Modikie]

​@@kixxalot the dmc-12's soul was a tragically underpowered engine that sounded horrible. The Aztec had some soul to it, but it was also just ugly. It didn't look futuristic like it was from a movie, it was just ugly until breaking bad happened then it became cool for that reason alone. You gotta stop with the "it has no soul" argument. These are trucks, what truck has a "soul"? When people say a car has soul, they mean it has personality. Specifically with powerful cars, their engine sound and characteristics, as well as the overall feel gives it soul.

[@kixxalot]

For utilitarian vehicles "soul" certainly isn't that important, but as Doug said, people buy this thing not for its utility. They want to make a statement. To me then, that statement is "I got money but no soul". And to me a DMC or even an Aztec is cooler.

[@tnnmann1163]

@narrowistheway77 You win 🏆

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

The DeLorean looked way better than this... thing.

[@Baguenaudeur]

Doug is the kind of guy who would cancel his doctor appointment because he's sick

[@USA__WILL]

Depends if he's going to a clinic or hospital.

[@AuntJemima2395]

Well if u real sick and can't move with no help it make since

[@Starlynightlight]

You clearly lack self awareness

[@x1928]

MKBHD: No way Doug will review a cybertruck anytime soon. Doug: Thisss.....

[@cp1699]

my guess its popularity will last about as long as the DeLorean.

[@steveclark-gn8dt]

They’ll use this in the BttF reboot

[@kargaroc386]

So, *completely* unremarkable, except for 1 thing that's only tangentially related, that makes it absolutely iconic.

[@durwoodrobison7800]

I have never understood why a car has a brake light turn off when a turn signal is on. Granted we have the third, middle light, but make the turn signal it's own bulb, and make it amber. Red lights should be for stop only.

[@caerphoto]

"make the turn signal it's own bulb, and make it amber." it's like that in most of the world.

[@Stijn5]

America...

[@narrowpath9491]

Like everywhere in the world

[@Dr.Bob85]

You’re gonna love Europe and the rest of the civilised world 😊

[@DaniTheNachoPirate]

Whatever you say, Hank Hill.

[@Garraz_]

I'm happy that Doug finally reviewed the most expensive carrot peeler in history

[@tristanwayburn7395]

Ahahah

[@guillermoperezsantos]

Carrots and potatoes

[@wolfgangpreier9160]

@@guillermoperezsantos And hot dogs and wheenies.

[@TexasCat99]

Fingers... forgot fingers.

[@slowerthinker]

Don't be so dismissive of the cybertruck by calling it just a _carrot peeler_ . It can *chop* carrots too.

[@creeseman]

26:57 Doug the type of guy to review a guillotine and tell you to watch your fingers 😵

[@PopyRoblox1202]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaavnn-Ifax5pNU

[@abassian]

Did you see how it CLOSED RIGHT ON that T-SHIRT?! lol guilutine

Where are the backup lights?

[@ahmadbataineh6329]

Honestly the sharp angles in the Cybertruck must be illegal. because if a pedestrian was hit with it, it is more likely to kill him.

[@dovydenaspdx]

True. But nothing is worse then getting hit by a bus.

[@AL3X1KUS]

I just know that cs188 will churn out another masterpiece YTP out of this guy.

[@jonhg92]

"THIS is a triangle...........truck"

[@lol-de4lo]

The JoJ

[@zack4president]

Doug was recently diagnosed with full blown Scotty Kilmer.

[@demon117]

Scotty Kilmer is the worst😂

[@kevinreynaga6340]

Yeah, moving around like hes on the same drugs scotty kilmer takes

[@Tinofrmda8]

@@kevinreynaga6340 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lol..No.]

We love cars that can just casually hurt you by slightly bumping into it.

[@marksilver1573]

LOL!!

[@Geotpf]

This vehicle, with all the sharp edges, will be especially deadly in crashes against pedestrians. There is no pedestrian crash standards in the US, but there is in Europe and most other rich nations, which is why this will be a North American exclusive.

[@brianthekiso8188]

🤣

[@JLT3]

The European countries have regulated everything that's why you'll never find any innovation or growth companies there.

[@nicholasadams4198]

@Geotpf when you get hit by a car, it doesn't matter if it's got pointy corners. Go stand in front of a fulll size pickup truck. That's 8,000 lbs with a huge grille. It could probably turn us onto ground beef. Either way it's casualty. Personally I'd rather die than survive and live in a wheelchair and a colostomy bag anyways. Do you really want the government to spend even more money telling you what a car needs to look like?

[@acs9289]

14:45 The shear look of concentration when Doug turned that wheel had me laughing.

[@taylorruckner5976]

I've never been so pumped to watch a review video for a vehicle I despise so much. That's the Doug DeMuro effect.

[@todorkatsarski7487]

I'm so glad these are not allowed in Europe

[@dr.albantross1686]

@@todorkatsarski7487 why?

[@todorkatsarski7487]

@@dr.albantross1686 Because it's a death machine for basically everyone except the driver? Huge vehicle that takes a lot of space without being really usable. I doubt its bed will be ever used for its original purpose. It will just transport 5 people while requiring C-category DL (truck category)

[@dr.albantross1686]

@@todorkatsarski7487 you just described every pickup truck in existence.

[@nalgene247]

​@@todorkatsarski7487 A death machine? Très dramatique! You might have it confused with a guillotine!

[@techvidz4451]

10:24 Mkbhd: charge another Tesla👍 Doug: Charge your washing machine 😂💀

[@TheRealBhuado]

who even cares about MKBHD...

[@techvidz4451]

@@TheRealBhuado judging by subs, 14 million more people than Doug…

[@BuggsOp]

@@techvidz4451he doesn’t know anything about tech. Just a talking head that reads specs off the spec sheet

[@Samiyaphone]

Hi ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@techvidz4451]

@@BuggsOp whatever you say bro

[@MrNobo15]

I've been seeing overwhelmingly negative reviews for the actual performance of this car. I personally dont think its worth 100k

[@musestarlight1]

Not worth 10k ugly unsafe vehicle

[@SupergurlKara]

"Incel Camino" is the best name I've heard yet for the Tesla Cyberyuck.

[@benjaminpalagonia2850]

No Incel could afford a cybertruck.

[@denny414]

​@@benjaminpalagonia2850incel is a state of mind plenty of wealthy people who struggle getting women

[@MaticTheProto]

@@benjaminpalagonia2850 most tesla drivers are incels

[@vadamane]

@@benjaminpalagonia2850nah they’re out there bro

[@interstellarconundrum4774]

I think Doug makes enough money now to give us a POV driving experience instead of staring at his face the whole time.

[@verlinswarey507]

Yeah, I don’t get that either!

[@RadiantMantra]

I kinda get that, but what do we really gain from a POV. He's not drag racing the thing, it would just be footage of a plain road with his voice in the back

[@interstellarconundrum4774]

@@RadiantMantra I think you know. It's part of the overall experience to show as well as describe the actual drive, otherwise what is the point of his show? The POV puts the viewer in the seat. The channels devoted to that exist for a reason. It's fun. Especially in the more exotic cars from the past where the dash and shifting in action is often fascinating. Look at Jay Lenno's Garage. It's great because he shows the entire experience of the sometime weird and often wonderful as well as narrates it.

[@shabberto]

The low tech personal homemade aesthetic is why I watch him more than throttle house and stuff.

[@davidcrossett1865]

@@shabberto it's more down to earth

[@NewKidRamZ]

doug's the type of guy that wakes you up to tell you he's going to bed.

[@MayankLongiany]

Made me chuckle

[@Liq38]

lol, gonna get my wife with this one next time she's asleep

[@michygeorg]

I dunno why I find this so funny

[@MayankLongiany]

​​@@Liq38 Good luck trying to have a good night's sleep for the rest of your married life, bud

[@applepieclub5012]

lmaoooo

[@nirmitshukla2034]

“Cybertruck pedestrian issues” = pedestrian sliced up

[@meltdown6165]

Volvo had a really interesting concept with a semi transparent a-pillar (steel truss + small glass panels). That forward blind spot behind the a-pillar of the cybertruck is atrocious (17:43).

[@PCrailfan3790]

=idiot drivers aren’t teslas responsibility.

[@themogus]

@@ThingsHumansDo Yes, you can in fact reduce pedestrian deaths. High SUVs and pickups are inherently dangerous. When small cars hit pedestrians, the send the pedestrian onto the hood, usually striking their legs. When a pickup hits a pedestrian, it hits their body, and the high ground clearance sends them UNDER the car, which results in 3x more pedestrian deaths compared to a car. Also, saying that "all cars are dangerous for pedestrians, therefore there shouldn't consider pedestrian safety" is like saying "All people are capable of murdering other people, so we shouldn't arrest anybody for murder."

[@meltdown6165]

@@ThingsHumansDo I really would prefer it if everybody drove miatas and elises instead of heavy trucks and suvs they don't really need. all this unnecessary steel we constantly lug around just to upstage one another, what a waste.

[@Timestamps1999]

@@ThingsHumansDo yeah but those trucks can’t do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds

[@yinyangyt8749]

Doug can make anyone smile. My gosh. The way he reviews every vehicle with energy is awesome

[@ddye74]

I've been saying for years that steering should go from lock to lock in 90 degrees. It's cool to see someone finally do it.

[@gmmo]

you can DIY any car with a little mod on steering gear and mecanism

[@huebothedog665]

Thank you ddye74

[@garytryan]

sure you have sport.

[@HermanWillems]

It was also planned for the Model 3 Highland.. but failed to get into production. Thats why they removed the stalks and get complaints about it.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@HermanWillemsModel 3 Highland also planned to be a rival model to the Cybertruck.

[@youtubesurfer1022]

Doug the type of guy to Sneeze and say Bless You to himself...

[@blazacrew]

lol

[@godsinbox]

More like 'I beg your pardon'

[@alexanderchristman4115]

Doug notes that the angles on the front end are so sharp that they could draw blood. He then complains about A-pillar visibility and says there will probably be “Cybertruck pedestrian issues” What could go wrong 🤷‍♂️

[@caseycat]

First few accidents with these gonna be a horror show

[@gifgif]

The other Teslas recognize pedestrians and will apply emergency braking on your behalf. I'd be surprised if this doesn't do the same.

[@adamsebastian3556]

For sure! I just bet all my Tesla shares that the Cybertruck will be the number one cause of death in America in 2024.

[@LittlePixelTM]

How is there not some sort of Federal Consumer standards board in the US that stop cars with edges like razor blades being approved for production? Is pedestrian safety simply not a thing?

[@noseboop4354]

@@LittlePixelTM No, it isn't. There is zero consideration for pedestrian safety in all US car regulations.

[@oussamabenazzouz7250]

-4 points on styling and -8 on fun factor and -7 at cool facture and -4 at value to bring it at a total of 50 out of which brings it to refrigerator category

[@evanleo7633]

😂Doug describing raptor owners dissing on cybertruck is so true, it’s not like truck owners tow anything these day, heck my rav4 prime tows more often than my neighbors Ford Ranger 😂

[@eddieg6436]

……My guess I’d AT LEAST 80% of Raptor owners have tiny penises. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

[@TheBowerbird]

Ford did a study on this and found that 95% of truck owners never tow long distance. 95%! Towing is a pathetic and sad male fantasy which no one ever actually does - they just want to say they can.

[@chamberlane2899]

I’m sure our old Honda Odyssey towed more than most of our neighbors’ trucks

[@SalamHerbs-db5nt]

Ford rangers aren't exactly built for towing

[@samogx86]

A neighbor has a Raptor and in more than a month I never seen those tires dirty.

[@Coover90210]

We have different definitions of "cool".

[@blackeye3336]

Ill say he is way too excited over this thing he didint even get this excited over the F1

[@nogoodgod4915]

​@@blackeye3336Elon has deep pockets.

[@D0NH]

I have a different definition about nearly every single Doug Score he has ever given - it remains the silliest, off-est, most laughable scale any car reviewer has ever rated vehicles by. At least all the subjective scores, but definitely even some of the more objective ones like practicality or quality, seem to be constantly just wrong and unbalanced. One more reason for me to enjoy the chuckle every time as I skip to glance at it at the end of a video. ^^

[@G-Rated]

@@blackeye3336 mind you of how he trashes the GMC Hummer EV twins, claiming nobody will buy them but labels this as “so cool”. he’s clearly a shill for Tesla.

[@blackeye3336]

@@G-Rated he is a shill for a quarter of the companies he refuses to admit like every human he has major baises and his are quite large sometimes

[@TastyMeerkat]

Doug is the kinda guy to record a podcast using Mercedes voice recognition

[@ericmindyc]

Does it fit into a standard garage?

[@762ReBeL267]

Doug’s the type of guy to finally review the cyber truck and have his camera out of focus

[@iangonzalezc]

Its the only way 😅

[@FastLane-Grip]

Reminds me of the stapler on my desk.

[@davids.3584]

Lmao

[@davids.3584]

😂

[@RahRahh-vx1kv]

🤣💀

[@Frip36]

I've always said you've got a cool looking stapler. So...

[@philb5593]

Doug the type of guy to say that besides every weird aspect the driving experience is not that weird.

[@lifeinhd4053]

I promise you, the driving experience isn't weird at all. It drives just like any other Tesla, for better or worse. Oddest part about it is looking over at the passenger side windshield base and noting just how dang far away it is. Other than that, you're basically driving a taller Model 3. And I agree with Doug, the steer by wire with the quick ratio is just how every other car *should* drive.

[@Rysdad1]

Can you get to the back of the truck from the inside? I remember elon talking about that a long time ago or did they not design that into it?

[@jonsmith1914]

It makes me happy to see Doug wearing two t-shirts again. It's the way it should be.

[@PhoenixChaos]

Cybertruck crashes are going to be apocalyptic

[@video_Creatorul_22mm]

Preferre this to a WW golf mk1

[@AussiePom]

Especially if you're the one the cybertruck crashes into.

[@PhoenixChaos]

@@AussiePom That’s what I’m saying. Electric car crashes are INSANE because of how heavy they are A Tesla weighs as much as my F250…..

[@neubauerjoseph]

@@AussiePomdid you hear so the first cyber tuck crashed 3 days after launch in Malibu and hit a 2009 Toyota Yaris , the Yaris had $1800 in damage was hit head on and the cyber truck was totaled and the driver had to go to the icu and was listed not doing well and the Toyota driver didn’t even go and was able to drive away

[@AussiePom]

@@neubauerjoseph That makes the Cyber truck a death trap as it's huge compared to a Yaris. A the present time they're banned from Australia and lets hope it stays that way. I doesn't take much to total an EV for once that battery pack suffers the minutest amount of damage the EV is a right off.

[@Tbcycoji]

Years ago , when ford redesign the Taurus , their slogan was that not a single straight line was in the vehicle.

[@purwantiallan5089]

The handling of the Cybertruck indeed feels like 1998 NASCAR Ford Taurus.

[@Glock7eventeen]

No one is talking about the Taurus. Everyone is talking about the Cybertruck.

[@AB-80X]

@@Glock7eventeen But for all the wrong reasons.

[@PhantomHT1320]

0:11 you forgot "MOST LAUGHED AT"

[@zyrlith]

@@PhantomHT1320 by people who can’t afford it. So it doesn’t really matter lol

[@ogzombieblunt4626]

Nah thats hellcat drivers.

[@aspen9102]

"Dog: polygons "Doug: pixelated

[@mrCarStyling]

I left a comment too on this, but you're a bit more creative.

[@patrickl9930]

You’re also wrong though. A perfectly smooth dog would still be made up of polygons, just more of them. Tessellated or _low_ poly would be the term

[@PopyRoblox1202]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaavnn-Ifax5pNU

[@mrCarStyling]

@@patrickl9930 low poly will be the term. That's right. But since he wrote polygons, which makes out the dog anyways, he is not wrong, just not specific enough. This is not the same.

[@carlcarlson983]

Bonus content: watch Doug’s review of the Hyundai Ioniq if you want to hear him say “pixels” five thousand times.

[@tylerstreber8218]

Absolutely no road noise, that’s crazy! Sounded like doug was speaking into a mic in a studio

[@PopyRoblox1202]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaavnn-Ifax5pNU

[@AB-80X]

You should see some other reviews then. It is insanely loud. Post production can clean up audio very well.

[@BayanShakal.]

That car looks like we are going backwards not futuristic

[@shinebox6451]

If Quentin Tarantino did car reviews

[@DroidzandBrix]

Now all we’re missing is a whistlindiesel durability test

[@shaynerodrigues720]

He’s actually doing one. Just seen a bit on it from him driving to the dealership to look at one

[@PopyRoblox1202]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaavnn-Ifax5pNU

[@jeremiahwhan]

Guest featuring Demolition Ranch. Or we riot.

[@DroidzandBrix]

@@shaynerodrigues720 YEEEEEEEEEES!

[@NickWainwright6970]

He’s in prison?

[@HanxHeez]

Almost 40 minutes of listening to Doug, I'm exhausted...

[@grasstoucher6387]

Speed up the video then...

[@jiblitin1520]

IDK how you made it through 40 minutes, I didn't even make it through 1 minute.

[@davidkruse4030]

@@jiblitin1520 I fast forwarded most of it. This truck is so overhyped different and yet boring

[@9.5.9.5]

​@@jiblitin1520tiktok attention span

[@morgan_bowe]

He needs to pee, clearly

[@Astro-M0]

Hate to break it to anyone that thinks buying this is gonna make them different or cool... with those price tags there's gonna be one around every corner once deliveries start kicking in 😂😂😂 Definitely gonna decrease it's "cool factor"

[@onfootbassin]

"It comes from a company ran by an insane person." Lmfao that almost made me lol at work.

[@Graneth1987]

Literally burst out laughing

[@taylorc2542]

Legacy media is going down and are blaming Elon.

[@amse9297]

To call him insane is a compliment.

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@ScottBeauchene35 It's already fast enough, do you need it to be lighter?

[@grandmaster1984]

doug is a liberal snowflake, so ofc he hates Elon lmfao. "anyone who disagrees with my politics is crazy!" -doug, probably

[@reclusive78]

Doug the type of guy to be the last one to review a Cybertruck on youtube.

[@muzikhumalo9886]

We all wait for his review though! That’s why we’re here 😅

[@ShayanGivehchian]

And probably the only useful and real review

[@hipster_tacos]

@@ShayanGivehchian To be honest, Throttle House squashed every other channel with their Cybertruck review. They took it on a road trip, drag raced it, and kicked the doors a bunch to show the no crumple zones.

[@reclusive78]

@@muzikhumalo9886 Yep, i was tempted to watch other reviews however i decided to wait until Doug uploaded his review.

[@reclusive78]

@@ShayanGivehchian True.

[@lordcorgi6481]

Doug the type of guy to use the Cybertruck Frunk to cut his hot dogs up.

[@therahulrs]

Why is Doug reviewing a doorstop.

[@starshipdriver8536]

I like that it has 120v outlets inside the cabin front row and second row. Also the cabin filter isn't inside the cabin , it's inside the frunk making it way easier to replace than any other car.

[@xploration1437]

240 volt on the back as well.

[@TimLucasdesign]

It's worth noting, the Cybertuck is lighter than its competition (Rivian R1T and F150 Lightning)

[@xiukn8]

You meant Nothing

[@berke2336]

and yet it does literally nothing those other 2 can do when it comes to actually being a useful truck... It's a modern SSR

[@HavokBWR]

@@berke2336Literally nothing? Cry more, sad hater.

[@redbean9410]

@@berke2336 not true, the cybertruck has towing capacity that matches the rivian and is more than the f150. Its cargo weight capacity is also higher than the other two trucks.

[@TimLucasdesign]

What do you mean? It has actually has a larger bed than the other two. What can't it do?@@berke2336

[@wonkybear4400]

"Pedestrian Safety? Never heard of her!"

[@slowery43]

wow. not ven a little funny. Give it up

[@RichardFraser-y9t]

​@@slowery43 awww

[@e.t9058]

@@slowery43 poor guy is sensitive

[@krismine99]

I did hear that due to the lower profile of the hood, it should perform better than most SUVs, oddly enough

[@millerr8066]

@@slowery43 gonna cry?

[@raymondhon4661]

Yes, it's so fugly, I bought a FS Cyberbeast and I freaking ❤️ it. More than my R1T Quad-Motor. It had already survived one of the worse monsoons in recent Tucson, AZ History. We were caught in the mist of it this past Sunday. Hurricane force wind tearing structures apart, turning them into projectiles, torrential downpour so intense that I couldn't see beyond the giant windshield wiper, pounding hail noise so fierce that it nearly blew out my eardrums, raging runoffs everywhere on the streets with many reaching the top of my 35in AT tires and beyond when I crossed them. And yes, my Cyberbeast survived unscathed. Unbelievable and what an incredible beast of a truck. I am sold!

[@swlancaster1964]

Finally, the AMC Pacer can rejoice!

[@staxmurphy64]

Can't wait for the Rust Brown version in Michigan!

[@Glock7eventeen]

It’s stainless steel. it can’t rust. There are some iron molecules on the surface that can rust but you can always wipe that away, same as cleaning any other car.

[@sterlinsilver]

They call it the "Deeeetroit special"

[@Rossoneri2]

@@Glock7eventeen you're gonna spend more time cleaning than driving with this thing

[@daudimasinde6280]

@@Glock7eventeen As a Chemical Engineer when idiots like you say that Stainless Steel can’t rust with such confidence it just hurts my brain. Even a simple google search will show you it’s not immune to rust.

[@unconventionalideas5683]

@@Glock7eventeenStainless Steel can rust in some more extreme conditions, such as salted roads in winter time…

[@NitroReviewsMN]

Doug's the kind of guy that says "Tah-No cover"

[@jahobyy3975]

hhaahahahahahhahahahha @NitroReviewsMN you're so right!!!!!!!! I hate people like that🙁🙁🙁

[@cbotten106]

Tonneau Doug is to love him. 🤣

[@AfrocenteredLife]

This is dangerous…your going to have to be a genius to drive this truck🤔

[@joanbelmont5450]

Look, a refrigerator on wheels. I wonder if it makes ice on the go.

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

It might be useful, for once.

[@audioa41]

What the heck kind of refrigerator looks like this?! Refrigerator are rectangles.

[@gugalldiznii383]

I deliver milk; this could be useful lmao

[@mrwilson6106]

10:17 you can plug in a washing machine

[@MichaelNNguyen]

Outdoor review looks less depressing.

[@TheBusyDaddy]

Very detailed and balanced review, just 2 things missed are the front bumper camera and the enhanced sound system.

[@80sandmore]

Just from the start I can see dents and blemishes on the front and sides. The fit and finish on the joint panals is intolerable for that kind of dough Doug.

[@T-41]

Cool- brings to mind the Pontiac Aztek.

[@boizimdixuxu]

Give this truck a couple of years and it will become the new Yugo

[@weeyum99]

Doug the type of guy to make a "Why I haven't reviewed a Cybertruck" video a week before the Cybertruck review video drops

[@JosephArroyo-e1x]

Everything on this review is funny.. never talks about quality, materials etc ,..never talk about the real bad things on the car and even that hast the best score at this own score system ..

[@TuomioK]

Steer by wire means that the steering wheel is not ”physically” connected to wheels instead it is electronic. That is why its possible for it to have that kind of changeable steering system. In high speed it is not as fast.

[@johncocktoasten9228]

It also means if the truck loses power, there's no mechanical connection to the wheels to steer it. Expect this the be a safety issue in the future.

[@TuomioK]

@@johncocktoasten9228 perhaps. But It is quite foolproof system? Im not expert but I imagine it being actually quite simple system so not much to go wrong. And modern cars have electrical powersteering systems that are also quite foolproof. And while they wouldnt be as dangerous as steering by wire failing, I dont know if theres huge difference. Arent brakes already electronic in electric cars? I really dont know this either :D