22 Minutes of Dad Jokes for Father's Day | Netflix

[@thingshappen4062]

Thank you for uploading this. 10 years ago my son was stillborn. We never tried again so I won't have a chance to have Dad jokes of my own. Dads, count your blessings. Hug your kids. Feel them breathe. You are very fortunate. Thank you for taking time out to read a comment from a different kinda Father. ✌️

[@lenamatthews3760]

God bless you sir! Happy Father's Day 🙏🎈

[@thingshappen4062]

@@lenamatthews3760 Thank you very much

[@gerggbergr8976]

Sorry about the passing of your little one. Im in my 60s now and my boy gets futher away everyday. He is a blessing though. He's got that odd sense of humor that I have. You touched a great memory I have.Its a photo of him under a year sleeping on my lap. I have my nose/mouth area on top of his head and i still can smell his hair. I was falling asleep sitting like that and my beautiful wife took a photo. This memory is mine. Im so sorry for your loss

[@thingshappen4062]

@@gerggbergr8976 thank you for the comment and transparency. 🙏

[@thingshappen4062]

@@gerggbergr8976 I can visualize every word you wrote. Thank you for sharing. My Ethan would be 11 this Monday, 1/29/2024. Not a day goes by that I don't think about what kind of boy he would be, the many adventures with his friends, the playground games, laughter, helping him use paper grocery bags to cover his textbooks, going fishing @ a spot where I go often to clear my head. Hopefully he'd have his Mother's intelligence but my wit. He would be kind and considerate and special. I really miss him. 😇

[@dumisanisamuel5004]

Ray Romano, this dude is good. I have never seen his work until now. He went hard on his son😂😂😂

[@ThomasTHOMAS-o4w]

I never seen it yet either

[@adampena8030]

I'm over here dying when he was on the phone with his son on the freeway 💀💀💀💀

[@JerkzCrewInc]

I grew up watching his show everybody loves Raymond but never saw his standup… the show is fantastic

[@jacobdehaan4114]

Ray is very funny. Everybody Loves Raymond is my favorite show

[@wilhelmw5992]

"I liked him too much, I got a granddaughter now." 😂😂😂

[@ThomasTHOMAS-o4w]

😂😂😂😂

[@wintyforever]

Even the grandkids are girls lmao

[@faith1780]

“Tell me the name of the school and I’ll come get her” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xfloyded4555]

my god Ray Romano got me in tears.

[@mckendzie]

He was the best!

[@jessicathomas73]

Seth's Dad is a madman, he basically had an adult tantrum over the tree stump 😂

[@mackman3294]

That was hilarious 😂

[@akryeguy]

I think Seth is the master of the long walk to the punchline.

[@AJxWillsDoIt]

Haven’t heard jim gaffigan in a while. Just hearing his voice telling jokes is funny. Looking for more of his recent comedy for sure.

[@Seashellsbytheseashore21]

😂 my grandpa did the same thing “what’s going on back there, keep it down! Settle down now!” 😂

[@victoriataylor5584]

Happy Father's Day to all the dads!!!🧑‍🍼♥️

[@BTNHFAN4LIFE]

No

[@willymaykit1482]

Thank you Victoriataylor55.😁

[@Tonecitywrex]

Thank you

[@cherokeej2772]

Thank you very much

[@baxtronx5972]

I got a bag of almonds....

[@francobenevento7598]

Ray Romano is hilarious

[@uxdesign-hk4qp]

Ray romano is the shit fr!

[@adamw8469]

10:07 this is spot on! Unless there is two husbands, you never call the husband

[@edithdlp8045]

Most husbands are like this.

[@johnn.2017]

My buddy at work is always the first one school calls. We have more leniency at our job to go pick up your kid than the wife does. But I still tease him about it lol

[@imreallyagoat]

Happy Fathers Day to my Dad and all the Fathers out there that are Dads 💯

[@lancewedor5306]

?The distinction being...?

[@kingayy9267]

@lancewedor5306 Maybe they meant to say mothers the second time or perhaps the distinction was a "dad" versus a "father," ie: a father who's active in their kid's life instead of merely providing the DNA necessary to make a child (respectively).

[@imreallyagoat]

@@kingayy9267 Yes that exactly what I was trying to say fathers that are in their kids life or 2nd fathers which are moms💀

[@lancewedor5306]

@@kingayy9267 Great response. Thanks for your insight.

[@feighfarr8393]

Ahaha Ray Romano grew a Robert.

[@shan0997]

I feel so bad for poor Joe Romano. His dad just roasted ts out of him 😂

[@kingayy9267]

You weren't kidding! Poor kid hopefully never watches this or Ray cleared it all with him beforehand.

[@jumarajabmuya4994]

😂😂😂

[@faith1780]

“God forbid he jumps 4 inches” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faith1780]

@@kingayy9267i hope that every comedian does because some tell all of their family business 😂

[@amyjeanbelk7561]

Joe needs to stop providing so much material😂

[@Jettingred4]

Ty to ALL the brilliant comedians who keep us laughing during some trying times! 🙏🤗🥰

[@Jbreezy1988]

Come on daddy don’t do me like that‼️😂😂😂

[@JessBalko-y2u]

I watch the phone joke every day it's so funny thank you!!

[@Hooooooosiers]

Watched this with my dad and he was laughing a lot more than I was 🤣

[@Da_Infamous]

Second best joke EVER What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off..... SPITTING, SWALLOWING,and GARGLING

[@latoyamalone415]

Kevin did what I would’ve done. 😂😂😂😂

[@adan_wario]

6:27 Pete Kinda sounds like Bill Burr Crazyyyyy

[@jenniferhermanson8969]

The thought of Pete Davidson having children makes me weep for the future. Gold star to anyone that get the reference

[@Braiancamejo]

Happy fathers day hahaha 🤣🤣😂😂

[@WillowRose]

Ray Romano was the best❤❤❤

[@krispykruzer]

This is not dad jokes, but dads making jokes about their kids

[@jslay239]

You must have never met a dad before

[@em0_tion]

It's why we call those jokes "idiotisms/dumbisms" in our country, cause you don't have to be a dad in order to tell a silly joke. It's like Americans are calling their dads dumb or something, pretty weird, at least for a non-native speaker. 🤷‍♂

[@krispykruzer]

@@jslay239 I’m a dad and I know how it feels when I crack jokes and people want to run away

[@ricardoagard871]

😐

[@HeyYouHello]

​@@em0_tionIt's only weird when you don't understand the agenda. It's actually just wicked.

[@lgndnhswnmnd]

Thanks for this post! Grateful for KZbin!

[@BrokynDehgital]

This is how I’m spending the last 30 mins of my Father’s Day..white new balance’s off for the day!

[@cammie8701]

katt williams dad jokes are the best!

[@nyangaebsuku4033]

The first guy was epic!!!

[@denawagner360]

I think Jim's Dad and my dad went bowling together. Same attitude😂

[@viennagatewood3032]

The best - it made me remember how fun and funny my dad was

[@kingayy9267]

Sounds like he's no longer with us, given the "was" in your comment. I'm sorry for your loss but happy you had a fun life with him. May he rest in peace and may you continue to heal.

[@johnn.2017]

My dad was hilarious. Cheers to funny dads!

[@patriciawilson2065]

Why they only gave Dave Chappelle 1/2 second?? All of them were hilarious 😂

[@KatieDe_G]

That's all Dave needs to have a crowd 💀

[@HussainAkbar]

It's been six years and I still hear your voice. I miss you so.

[@khiabaptiste8674]

Ray Romano could definitely be a real time "Bob" from Bob's burger...you're lying if you don't see or hear it 😂❤

[@pastense]

Can we get mom jokes? Jo Koy is the king of it with his mom. But I’m sure there’s other comedians with mom jokes I’d love to see!

[@GonzaloPadilla-k5e]

kevin heart is so hilarious

[@mangmans]

Romano killed it

[@NMzada32]

This was soo good. Thanks for posting this

[@kiasarlife4937]

The last one was crazyyyyyyy hahahaha😄😄😄😄

[@henriquerm1984]

Who was that??? The last obe was hillarious. “Who da fuck know their father’s in law phone number”… Still laughing about that

[@lonniebell6105]

Tell me the name of the school and I’ll come get her 😂😂😂

[@harper7509]

All. FLUSHED

[@vandavis000]

JP was da bomb$😂❤ killed that comedy. I knew his funny would get out. Kinda crazy too. Love jp and julia.😊

[@finderskeepers3525]

.. But

[@llebbkish5257]

Never heard Seth curse before....I almost passed out

[@ashalon8729]

Seth, you know the kid was Stefon's. Congrats for real though to you and your wife!

[@PastramiSalami666]

Ray Romano always sounds like Christopher Walker telling a joke

[@wendiheckathorn213]

Merry Christmas to you, too!

[@waltershultz1017]

The last one is so on point........

[@jasonjohnson4803]

This entire 22 mins could be all Jim Gaffigan

[@sheugneicloete7718]

3:13 Fucking loving the red bottoms, makes the shoe look even better. The jokes were fire too.

[@jenniferhermanson8969]

If that tree stump story is true that guy is my favorite person ever

[@shadyfox1758]

Happy Father's Day!!!

[@SafetyMentalst]

When the morning has broke When the Sunshine has spoke When the bacon has smoke When the Coffee has me woke When I invoke you tell me a Joke

[@georgeandhoney.]

I love kev...

[@Spider_friends4ever-kx3zb]

Ah thanks guys ❤

[@dylanmason4620]

“The code is fuck you” 😂😂😂😂👏👏

[@PhillyFrank1]

Seth Meyers FTW.

[@MSBLS721]

Ooohh i like Dave Chappelle's shirt 😂😂

[@SafetyMentalst]

June 18th which is Fathers Day One dude needs some Gratitude One that works for the daily pay One that pays to feed his brood One that takes care of you in Every Way.

[@allanwalsh95TSV]

Sunday 3rd of September here in Australia for Father's Day

[@mrheckles6076]

Netflix, a dad telling a joke doesn't make it a "dad joke", that's not how it works...

[@mishuba_]

Nah the term dad jokes came from dad's telling bad jokes. Don't let these new kids teach yall wrong. They don't know nothing about history

[@robins.9700]

"Oh, it wouldn't have worked without u in the car." BRUH. Dad's a fuckin savage!! 🤣🤣

[@WilmerBuenavista]

Jokoy's , head and shoulders Dad joke is Epic

[@microtechmachineshop]

you know what i got for fathers day ?i got to do all the laundry, grocery shop dusting vacuumed and steamed mop both floors of the house

[@jacijune]

Good for you

[@louis-anthonymcdaniel946]

😂😂😂😂Mike, I have THREE. All are married now(I'm not sure for how long. I'm praying for the husbands... INTENSELY😂😂😂).

[@RL4422]

Pete! Having kids is not hard... People make it way harder than it needs to be 😂. I mean, you do it your way and you'll be fine. 🎉

[@iloveyouyoulovemeify]

8:57 is my father straight up

[@tylerarmstrong4566]

"mother's know your body tells you, dads are over night you're not a dad now you're a dad" lol

[@garywhite4411]

Lil Rel Howery and Jim Gaffigan with the gold.

[@brittish1587]

6'5"?!?! What are you feeding him? Seriously, I'm 5'3" I need to know!

[@GIMMETHELOOTNOW]

Happy Father's Day Fellas

[@vishwaasmanjunath]

haha Seth Myers was good.

[@RedCloudServices]

:10 seconds of chappelle. 👌

[@EuroGuy85]

Ray Romano really buried his kid!

[@edithdlp8045]

15:18 it seems like if he knew my sons.

[@03webelongtojesus]

❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎 With African parents its more like - "Shovel the driveway or I'll send you back to Jesus"

[@reitumetsemaloi2298]

Waba tseba akere😂

[@radikhasamolapisane2408]

Everybody loves Raymond

[@ChiefCedricJohnson]

Matthew 11:6 And blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me.

[@jamaljames3910]

This is so true, i dont know the name of 2 of the schools my step kids go to.. no teacher names, i often forget what grade their in ... all i know is if they are passing or not. If not, i get involved.. thats the Only time i intervene

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

You should do another video like this but with 4 funny comedians

[@baxtronx5972]

Your last stand up special had me in stitches.😂

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

@@baxtronx5972 thank you sir..... how do you know who I am based off my KZbin name?????

[@deandrecaster9871]

Maybe joe can dunk now… at 6 foot 5 🤣🤣

[@carlc2790]

nice

[@DaveKovalComedy]

That crowd audio on Bargatze is very unsettling it sounds like they mic’ed individual people

[@TomZart]

FATHER'S DAY DADS AT WAR ** Where would I be without you dad My hero of night and day? I'm so glad you love my mother And think of us when you pray. The last time we had Christmas You reached for me with your hand. I looked at you, then made a wish That I might be just half the man. I love my father of Earth, And I love my Father of Heaven. It's a lot for me to love, you know For I’m only eleven. Mom and I sure miss you Since you left to defend our flag. When others ask, where’s your dad I can't help but cry and brag. By Tom Zart Most Published Poet On The Web!

[@BTNHFAN4LIFE]

I hope you copied and pasted that because aint nobody got time for all that reading

[@madscientistlife]

Happy Father's day! PS: To all the dads who's girls decided to become baby mamas instead of loyal partners or worse yet those divorced, I sincerely feel for you. My girl of 8 years recently moved her and my daughter out to a worse situation because her two children from a previous relationship who she doesn't have custody of needed her and I didn't have the space at my place I work my ass off to pay for. There may also be more to it than that, possibly. That said she has been relatively cooperative thus far. I did get to take my daughter to a family event yesterday. Unfortunately her mother didn't attend. Either way all I know for sure is that every woman I have ever known or been with that is permiscuous or a hoe all have one thing in common. Daddy issues. I refuse to allow my daughter to become that. No matter how hard our exes might make it we must do our best for our children as much as possible. Never give up on thems. No matter how stupid ignorant disloyal unfaithful or cold thier mother can be. Yes it hurts and its heartbreaking. However we know what would be more heartbreaking still. Let's not let that happen. Best of luck to those in the struggle. God bless.

[@JackRosetta]

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[@sustud1531]

@Helena Shimira wtf is wrong with you two posting DBQ essays in the comments.

[@patriciawilson2065]

Praying for you sir. 🙏🙏Please stay active in your daughter's life. You did a great thing helping her mother out. You will be blessed for that. Never let grown folk circumstances get in the way of how you take care of your child. Getting involved repeatedly with the type of women you're attracted to is no good. Not for you or your child. You need to take a break and focus. Pay attention to the women you attract. There's someone out there that's good for you. Just slow it down. It's coming. Stay blessed and safe ❤️ 🙌

[@NoMoreLies365]

​@Helena Shimira tbf you're projecting your own issues onto his comment. He never mentioned single mothers and divorced women.. he mentioned women who divorce or leave good fathers. Use their children as weapons against good fathers etc. You kind of missed the point because you were seemingly triggered by a few misread sentences.

[@samanthabourne4865]

​@Ras Claaticus Nah, he was def low-key shading his ex. Lol, if you didn't read that, you're wilfully blind. My dude needs a psychiatrist though not KZbin comments. 😂

[@eviljigglypuff2254]

My 3 kids are spaced out the same way. 1 year apart then 7 years apart

[@som9097]

Eaten bread is soon forgotten

[@AndyPankake-dx3jb]

My parents called me the boomerang----- anytime i left aka "thrown out" i always came back......

[@johnwedgeworth4908]

If Ray Romano’s son is 6’5” it sounds like his wife and his old buddy Brad Garrett are VERY close friends.

[@talestapiwa]

Seth❤

[@RenitaPollard-xd1wm]

DUDE SAID GOD FROM D.C 😜 😭😭😭 SORRY MIKE IT'S THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE IN D.C 😂😂😂

[@maes1984]

I use to tell dad jokes all the time. He died this February

[@Deanna-f1v]

I lobe funny jokes deanna souders

[@christopherrivas4403]

Why is Pete Davidson on here?

[@joshuaking6534]

Lool

[@cognitive-disonance]

Because he made jokes about being a dad. Why can't you grasp a simple concept?

[@gingercartagena9926]

Duh lol simple

[@m16fermy]

I just can't get over the fact that Willy Wonka is not a Pete Davidson fan 😂

[@shirleymason3853]

I’m going out on a limb here because I don’t know if he has kids, but I think he has one… so I guess he’s pro dads

[@JessBalko-y2u]

Oh yeah ray barone owes me a pack of cigarettes we made a deal when I died his voice was there with me and I'd have been lost had he not stuck by me and talked me thru some of my trials thank you!!

[@amberbeans]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnoMousNy]

that's Manny/Manfred from ice age? 11:34

[@Seashellsbytheseashore21]

Yes

[@anthonybrown5213]

Myers said the tree feel in the back not the front .

[@mostaanroya]

Never understood why people are having kids and then wait every second for 18 years to kick them out

[@jthin2081]

Take care of a child for 18yrs.

[@teardroprae]

Ive heard the Jimmy guys voice before…Bob’s Burgers🤔

[@docb2687]

😂😂😂