23&Me: Orange Is The New Black | Castle Super Beast Clips

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[@isthisajojoreference]

Pat's Blizzard diversity score continues to dwarf Woolie's

[@hawkslight]

> dwarf I GET IT

[@kricku]

I think that score thing was King. Because, you know. Candy crush.

[@ixtiander999]

"Would you like to take it for a test drive?" said Woolie, glowing with power.

[@1wayroad935]

Some would say "Crackling with Sexual Energy."

[@arthurgomes5188]

And a smile reserved only for the purest of joys..... and Old Spice commercials.

[@BackwoodSpiritAnimal]

The follow-up "You know what?" left everyone listening with baited breath. Such a powerful piece of audio.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Can someone photoshop Emperor Palpatines hood on over woolies head?

[@AzureAiluren]

Only the power the purveyor of the N-pass could wield

[@OneRandomBastard]

"Would you like to take it for a test drive?" followed by Woolie swapping to ROYAL GUARD in preparation.

[@MegaBichiX]

you can HEAR him spamming that block button in his head

[@ambskater97]

"You know what?" Pat said with mischievous intent.

[@lolusuck386]

Big "I will say it with you" energy lol

[@Mr.Faust3]

Royal release your slurs

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Royalguard into Dark Slayer

[@sialiasialis.]

The idea that Woolie is just setting up what is essentially N-word mousetraps within his own marriage is Saturday morning cartoon villainy levels of hilarious

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

The only real way you can treat marriage; pretend that you're a demon trying to get out of the Faustian bargain you made with your master, by tricking them into saying aloud your true name.

[@Mr.Faust3]

“0.1% not bad, but you deny your gene’s there purpose” said jet stream woolie

[@Samuelrt5]

*Insert Woolie with a shit eating grin here*

[@sialiasialis.]

"What if you like it" is the single-most sinister thing I think Woolie has ever said on this podcast

[@adamruiz3683]

I swear to God, Woolie is like Patches when it comes to the N-Word. I can totally picture him just squatting on the floor, looking at Pat going "Well, go on! What's your problem? Take it for a test drive! Hehehehehehehe . . . ."

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

N pass a key item or consumable?

[@Tamashii21]

Why did I instinctively hear it in Patches voice!?

[@BenLubar]

Question: Once you finish Woolie's quest, what does he sell you at firelink?

[@justcallmedj9264]

Yooooo “it’s just a word then…..go on, you can trust ol woolie hehehehehehe”

[@music79075]

@@BenLubar skeleton key, couple of pyromancies, an odd spellbook and heretical miracles

[@TalkingVidya]

The mantal image of Woolie terrorizing Punch Wife with the N Word Pass it's beyond hilarious

[@whiteblacklight9603]

The Reggie part of my brain keeps asking: how many of these pitches happened in the bedroom?

[@sasaki999pro]

That can't POSSIBLY be a healthy relationship. Its like Woolie is actively fanning a sword of Damocles above her head.

[@music79075]

That brings up a question, if Punch Mom is pregnant with Woolie Jr. does she gain an N pass as a temporary buff?

[@DrFaustisDead]

"Would you like, to take it for a test drive?" "You know what?!" Is literally the hardest counter I've ever seen in a fighting game. Brava Gentlemen!

[@Tyberes]

watching Woolie just sitting there waiting for the number is one of those rare cases where the setup for the joke is funnier than the punchline.

[@yuggoth777]

"you know what?" Boivin dares, strands of his bygone hair sprouting up to form a menacing curly tower, patches of melanin covering his previously bleached skin while he prepares to profer the Word of Power

[@wumbojet]

Woolie has been slowly chipping down pat's N resistance life bar over the years, any day now he'll go into cutscene damage and pat will have no choice

[@lifeiscrap103]

Pat will eventually hit his Phase 2 Cutscene threshold.

[@JanembaJanemba]

Holy shit I can't remember the last time a KZbin comment made me laugh out loud like this

[@Dielawn69]

Are we sure he hasn't already said it lol? I know back in the day Liam definitely did on at least one occasion lol

[@elegantcat1496]

I'm fucking dying right here imagining the cutscene in my head, somebody, send help

[@HDcamel]

He already cashed in during a Shitstorm

[@Malysitos]

I love this new found knowledge that Woolie offers the N word pass to his wife in the same manner as an aggressive salesperson would advertise a product.

[@GIZMONDO987]

See now all I can picture is him leaping out of a cupboard or something Majima-everywhere-style as a Yakuza title-card pops up saying "WOOLIE MADDEN PURVEYOR OF N-PASS PREMIUM PATRIARCH OF THE WOOLIE VERSUS FAMILY CO-LORD OF CASTLE SUPER BEAST"

[@Dragonsmana]

"Have you heard of the critically acclaimed N Pass? With an expanded One Drop Rule which you can sing through the entirety of all your favorite rap songs and the award winning hip hop expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.' - Woolie probably.

[@arthurgomes5188]

Pat confirmed to be the new main character in the revival of the hit ABC show: *Black-ish*

[@SoaringLettuce]

"89% french" Pat, I am so sorry.

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮I had to unsubscribe from Pat.

[@graffitisamurai]

"I'm so sorry, Mr.Boivin, but I'm afraid you're French...and it's terminal."

[@GaskRaki]

It's not like there haven't been any signs. He's been a massive coward for years.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

My condolences to Paige. Hopefully it doesn't pass on to their kids

[@iller3]

That's too much frog for him to be in western Ca, send him back!!

[@zedc6072]

The fact that Woolie is doing this with his WIFE is fucking hilarious.

[@constantanxietyattacks6878]

"You know what?" Pat says as his eyes begin to glow and his skin slowly starts to darken as he builds up the strength to say The Word.

[@starwars90001]

When Pat told Woolie he was the 1%, Woolie lit up like a child on Christmas.

[@MechSlayer71]

.1 percent

[@whiteblacklight9603]

Woolie "One Drop Rule" Madden

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Woolie's Race-tisms are always hilarious. "The Race War Starts NOOOOW!" is still one of the best clips he ever produced

[@k.-flynn]

Woolie "real-life Oreo" Madden

[@pleasegivecheese]

I love the idea of people doing 23 & Me to see if they can get discount N passes.

[@shadowrunner4620]

There was a South Park episode about that.

[@lionofash7700]

@@shadowrunner4620 How much percentage would you need to actually be forgiven for using it?

[@SSEBBlue]

@@lionofash7700 "just one drop" -Woolie Madden

[@drossvids]

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY PAT

[@NeoBoneGirl]

Woolie LOVES racism, puts a nice big smile on his face

[@k.-flynn]

BIG racism next week

[@bodyga1140]

Woolie's racebaiting is getting kinda cringe tbh, it his version of Pat's "deathsports" joke....

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@k.-flynn it's always big racism when you're around.

[@k.-flynn]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 who are you

[@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive]

@@bodyga1140 Yeah and both are funny as fuck, what's the issue

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

Bear witness to the DAWN of CASTLE SUPER BLACK

[@gagnorblu]

Pat's lucky he's a readhead, Woolie just needs go get him to rearrange some letters in the term 'ginger' while grinning mischievously.

[@jasonwalker4003]

Like in kingdom hearts where the nort guy rearranges their names but it's with Pat's slur of choice.

[@malum9478]

careful

[@LieseFury]

pat's seen hxh, he knows

[@KrytenKoro]

Spoilers: "on a whim" = "prepping for baby"

[@jasonwalker4003]

The return of N: back in business baby! Fire up those printers woolz we got a live one. He's gonna need a LOT of passes.

[@whiteblacklight9603]

black in business*

[@jasonwalker4003]

@@whiteblacklight9603 oh fuck you're good

[@calebhardman15]

"Oh come on pat say it with me NNNN.."

[@p1ssedoffchristof48]

Did Pat really need to be warned of Woolie's trickery? He's been a known liar AND pie thief for years now.

[@NekoUrabe]

Murderer too! Don't forget Woolie killed that one guy

[@p1ssedoffchristof48]

@@NekoUrabe and that's the murder we know of. I suspect there's more. Liam has been very quiet lately, maybe Woolie killed that saucy sandal boy in a crime of passion.

[@maceblasy6471]

Pie, Steat, Cheel my friend. Pie, Steat, Cheel

[@thenegromancer4695]

I can’t stop imagining and laughing at the idea of pat rocketing towards the sun in outer wilds saying “nigga wtf”

[@Andrew_TS]

"Aggressive British dubbery" sounds like something from A Clockwork Orange.

[@ShardtheWolf]

The fact that people are being *warned* about woolie's bait is fantastic.

[@Zeikier]

Legit surprised the phrase "Queen-shittingly British" never came up during this discussion hahaha

[@voidzero7824]

Xenoblade's decision to make their cat girls Welsh was a God choice

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Welsh cat girls are S-tier

[@turretboi]

@@TAMAMO-VIRUS based. I want nia to [REDACTED]

[@taothekoraenchanter1503]

the look on woolie's face leading up to pat saying im .1 percent black is priceless. i know woolie was euphoric.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“You’re in the system now” Woolie, bloodwork exists, sir

[@Svoorhout85]

Theres a conspiracy theory that the US government has documented all of the DNA samples from covid tests as well.

[@malum9478]

i mean, unless he didn't do any bloodwork, in which case he's now in the system

[@cashcash5353]

I hope next podcast Pat inherits the spirit of Miles Thorales and dresses appropriately to represent his new found lineage

[@maubpp]

It's one thing for Woolie to try and trick Pat for the heehee-hahas but going after his wife is some straight super-villain shit lmao

[@drasticplastic1218]

Woolie over here in the Vergil get up, going "Foolishness, Patrick. Foolishness. The N-word controls everything."

[@hellaflaws]

Woolie trying to sell Pat N-passes like a shady car salesman is one of the many reasons I love these two. Edit: Does this mean next stream Pat will be in blackface?

[@alephnole7009]

If the prime minister can get away with it why not?

[@mediocreboi]

It's okay if he does .1%

[@majdjinn5042]

he doesn't need the pass, he had the decal this entire time.

[@morbidabyss12]

He already did it for woolie’s birthday

[@darkturnwabler]

You mean trueface?

[@jseeker1867]

I love how Woolie doesn't even hesitate to go there and we all know *exactly* what he means by "test-drive"

[@EienOfDark]

"I wish other games had the balls to just have a ton of different accents" idk I thought Bloodborne had a wide array of UK accents that you guys just handwaved as _fantasy Irish_

[@Brave_SJ]

The United Kingdom is Fantasy Ireland, in that the Irish fantasize about having Northern Ireland as part of their country.

[@HyTricksyy]

I remember people from Val Royaux in dragon age inquisition having VERY French accents that actually varied.

[@leithaziz2716]

Isn't that what Xenoblade is?

[@SupermewX300]

@@leithaziz2716 Xenoblade 2 moreso.

[@qazimod]

they will never stop botching the rest of the world's dialect

[@MrRivech]

Pat knew if he took it for a test drive he'd immediately get pulled over

[@inuyasha54325]

Woolie mentioning character/races having the same voice just brought me back to Elder Scrolls: Oblivion where every Nord/Orc/ like half the imperials and every single guard have the same voice actor. Same goes for wood elves/high elves and some bretons

[@GodKingReiss]

I was thinking of this same thing. What makes it even funnier is its predecessor Morrowind had more voice actors. They at least got one voice for each race and gender combination, Oblivion only has one voice each for ALL elves of either gender, plus Imperial women and Breton women have to share one VA, AND the Orcs and Nords have to share one VA per gender. I swear I was just gonna bring up the Elves but I kept remembering how many corners they cut, it’s wild.

[@inuyasha54325]

@@GodKingReiss they atleast got a bit better with Skyrim and rather than just have voices for races, they mixed a few of the same VAs to does voices though all the races, for the most part

[@milesbarnes6777]

@@GodKingReiss I know Jermey Soule was very green when he composed Morrowind. The first release of Guild Wars was ‘05 and he was composing with ArenaNet on that. He was a busy guy! Can’t imagine that he was cheap to hire for Oblivion, and his brother was hired on as composing help. I know some of the Morrowind VAs only got called back for Shivering Isles and not the base game, so maybe Bethesda was too slim with budgeting for the base game? I know FaceGen back then wasn’t the cheapest to fully license for a SDK, and it still isn’t (you have to negotiate with Singular Inversions for SDK pricing even now!). Then Betheda had to either contract out or up the pay for some of their programmers to learn and hook FaceGen into their modified Havok dev kit. Which isn’t hard since they both use C++, but it takes time to do properly.

[@theotherjared9824]

Woolie officially gives Pat the n-word pass live on camera.

[@JCBudro16]

Oh god, Pat is going to explode when they remake Xenogears and the first spoken line in the game is "Omega won restartin, innit?"

[@ElvenSonic]

this makes me very mad. and they will do it

[@MichaelWasnotTaken]

Welcome to the club. Woolie doesn't give out registration anymore but there are still channels to go through.

[@ShinXyres]

I've settled on just subbing the word out for 'fella' when I'm listening to my hip hops. Woolie aint tricking me.

[@kingofbel6499]

Woolie to his white wife: One of these days. Its just a matter of time. You WILL say it.

[@_Sage967_]

dont worry Pat, Wollie believes in the black that exists in you. he would never do anything underhanded

[@lifeiscrap103]

Pat can use the Full-throated Hard R

[@Serahpin]

Everyone can, if they are brave enough.

[@Abdega]

@@Serahpin results may vary

[@Serahpin]

@@Abdega "You were too busy asking yourselves if you could you never stopped to think if you should!"

[@alwynjaegar1778]

Guys gonna be applying for the card soon

[@thirdeye9698]

Ginger was an anagram the whole time!

[@bittipasuta]

C'mon Pat. All you have to do is shift the gear into N

[@M7S4I5L8V2A]

My aunt did one of those and found we're part Japanese which means by definition I am not a Weeb. More interestingly though there is some historical significance to that though. I believe Japan was the first country to recognize Mexico as a country. So I guess I have some relation to whoever they sent over.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

I think there was some Japanese (Samurai Included.) who did a expedition to Mexico, and some of them just stayed there. To this day, there are a few people running around in Mexico who are straight up descended from a fucking Samurai. Which Is kinda wild.

[@Memanruler]

Not to undercut Pat, but the Witcher is pretty much a story about "Fairytales becoming real" and nothing has more Fairytale to it then poverty-stricken English peasant.

[@zaneseibert]

I think they forgot that Pat already used his N-pass on camera in one of Rustlemania videos.

[@1wayroad935]

So how much Eyepatch Wolf is in Pat's DNA?

[@just_matt214]

All of it, Eyepatch Wolf made him after all.

[@SeraphCrimson777]

Read my fanfic to find out!

[@Mr.Faust3]

I really thought Pat was gonna say 89% African

[@awsomesaucekirby]

Pat's living in the database database, just living in the database

[@joshsleezetube]

I too did an ancestry test not too long ago and turns out I'm over half Native American, Cherokee specifically. At first I thought "oh cool!" because I've always been fascinated by native culture and being able to claim some of that is pretty cool to me. BUT THEN.... since I'm now in the database I have been receiving both letters in the mail and knocks on my door asking me for "generous contributions" to various indigenous "organizations" and I'm debating moving house entirely. :/

[@2x4noah]

Woolie already know Pats answer

[@Hiagi]

This segment’s title is *chef’s kiss* Bravo

[@IcharusLanding]

"You know what?" This is where the fun begins

[@hilotakenaka]

Fun fact: The Bretons originally came from Britain, but many of them fled to France when the Anglo-Saxons invaded. Britain is named after the Bretons.

[@mrvideogamejunkie4714]

I thought we all came to the conclusion that everyone was at least a small percentage African a while ago. There's an area in South Africa that anthropologists have literally dubbed the "Cradle of Humankind" because it has the earliest signs of human life

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

if that were as significant as you seem to be implying then all DNA tests would just come back "African"

[@mrvideogamejunkie4714]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 You're probably right. But still, I feel like every time someone uses something like 23 and me, it always comes back with them being at least a small percent African, and I just thought that might be the reason why. It could very well be something else. Especially considering the only examples I have are people from the Americas

[@dadprom]

Woolie, his boss theme starting to play in the bg: Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

[@craigtrautmanjr9393]

"Take it for a test drive..." Pat just takes his .1% to the inner cities, looks around, smiles, and as he takes one step everyone near just hears, "YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!" and pop punk riffing

[@music79075]

As someone who is 2 percent Congolese do Pat and mines N pass run off of Meter, is it a combo finisher, does it slowly recharge 0.1 or 2 percent every day, or can we just say 0.1 or 2 percent of the word?

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"We are the semi-blacks who say... NI!"

[@music79075]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC lmfao

[@idiotcube]

You can only use your percent of the word. However, some janky tech was recently discovered that allows your percentage to consist of non-contiguous portions of the word. If you space them out correctly, you can create just enough sounds to create the faintest impression of the entire word, while still being able to claim it was just a series of small coughs.

[@iller3]

whatever % it is... it's still higher than Shaun King has any right to

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@iller3 ah yeah, Talcum X is a joke of a man.

[@fien111]

Behold, the moment Woolie has waited nearly half his life for

[@ratking1608]

Pat forgot about literally all the Admirals when talking about the quarians. Zaal'Koris, Daro'Xen, Shala'Raan and Han'Gerrel all have different accents to the rest of the quarians.

[@MostLikelyMortal]

Blizzard can now accurately grade Pat’s racial diversity

[@dyer4677]

I believed I'm owed damaged for suddenly having the Last Story dragged back into my active memory

[@CrazyAce777777]

The timing of pat saying "You know what" is so funny god I love these two

[@tobiashaffling6906]

i always thought pat was a pygmy and this confirms it

[@k.-flynn]

Well he is 1% Italian.

[@falsehero2001]

"Don't trust Woolie." -Striden on Woolie the Liar

[@koover]

The pure JOY on woolies face when pat says "you know what" is infectious

[@GambeTama]

2:56 The brick wall of a smile Woolie grows as Pat slows down after saying Italian completely broke me 🤣

[@God_gundam36]

Woolies fuckin smile the second he realises where this is going

[@Artista_Frustrado]

Woolie trying to push N Pass + in every chance he gets continues to give me life

[@11d3adly11]

Pat can use the N pass now lol

[@namcoshinAkuma]

Access Granted

[@kaijuultimax9407]

Please keep doing these bits. Skin shoes, the one drop rule, etc. I'm learning a LOT from these LMAO

[@johnoneil9188]

My favourite British dub for a videogame is still BCV. Anime tropes but with a thick British accent is a trip.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Iirc didn't those ancestry results sites get sued/admit to fucking with the results to make them more "fun"?

[@spacedog12345]

At the very least his personal info is going to get sold; if there's anything certain in this world it's that.

[@Likeaboss5656]

Afaik a guy claiming to be a former employee said that 23andme did that but that's about it so nothing much to go off of. Regardless something as small as .1% on a dna test might as well be assumed to be statistical noise

[@RenegadeSparks]

On the one hand, DNA ancestry is effectively modern phrenology and their results should be taken with a grain of salt at best, having like 2000 regions for Europe and like a dozen maybe for Asia, on top of the fact most of the records were kept by mormons, which is a whole other kettle of worms. On the other a lot of the people who say that they intentionally mess with them "for fun" are the people who learn they're .01% jewish and go full Lovecraft learning he's part welsh before writing "The Shadow over Innsmouth"

[@profeseurchemical]

that was the inspiration for innsmouth? lmao

[@RenegadeSparks]

@@profeseurchemical yes, that's also what he blamed on his dad going crazy and not the untreated syphilis

[@_skeevers]

I'll never get over How to Train Your Dragon's whole cast having Scottish accents, apart from the two main characters who were American.

[@Densoro]

"You're singing along to your favorite hip hop song and nobody's around." Hey man, love him or hate him, Lupe Fiasco swapped to 'my peoples' for the radio edit and that pretty much stuck with me. That or 'buddy.' Syllables on point, works in 99% of cases unless you need to rap about Mitch from Dokapon.

[@darrianweathington1923]

AYYYYYYY! Welcome to the family Pat, you now have the pass, don't let the police know

[@LtSprinkulz]

We're just gonna forget about Pat already having said "Bitch nigga ghosts" (during one of the shitstorms iirc.)

[@danhectic5629]

haha i remember! i kept thinking about it while playing God Hand, and accidently called a boss a bitch *****r. oops.

[@TrashTawk]

No the hell we're not

[@danherondraws]

Man, I can't believe Pat is black and an actual pasta rat! "Lol" said Woolie. "lmao" XD

[@AviaryAssassin]

Next week on the podcast: the KKK hangs Pat, Paige jump into the Ocean in grief, and Woolie gets a Stand

[@CaptainHair2]

Did he finally discover that he and Paige are related 😮

[@neighandwhinnymchorse2100]

What actually happens if Pat just comes out and says it one day? Does Woolie claim his soul or something?

[@FuryXDMGS]

I remember him saying it in a SBF podcast, they were talking about french-canadian stereotypes

[@maxpflughoeft6806]

He’s said it with a soft A many times in previous sbf casts and episodes.

[@neighandwhinnymchorse2100]

@@maxpflughoeft6806 Someone should make a compilation

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Is it dmc rules? You only need one drop of African to go n-trigger?

[@PegasusMerc]

DMC rules would mean Pat is powerful indeed.

[@thelaughingrouge]

Is Pat now a member of the "N-pass premium" club?

[@fenrir3097]

Gohan and Trunks proved hybrid builds are superior.

[@anime0dude]

oh man i was listening to the podcast thinking oh god i want to see woolies face right now and yup its as great as i imagined

[@unboundsky9999]

Xenoblade 3 has gotten so Bri’ish that it’s legitimately hard to tell where the real British slang ends and the made-up fantasy speak begins.

[@GoYouDeepSeaMonsters]

"Aggressive British dubbery" HAHAHAHA!

[@theotherjared9824]

TIL Pat's dad got game.

[@LieseFury]

there's no Boivintown though

[@queencyrys6309]

Xenoblade’s voice acting is fantastic provided you don’t hate the English in every capacity, which is admittedly a big ask

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

Any black person who is dating or has dated someone whose not black will tell you. We ALWAYS will try to catch or make our partner say the N word just cause it's funny to an extent