Bad Vegan: Dog Immortality & The Meat Suit | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

I work in customer service, I had to explain the existence of time zones to a customer that makes 10 times what I make in a year. Yeah there is no correlation between intelligence and wealth

[@Lunar_Sovereign]

elon musk is the richest man ever and he's a fucking moron.

[@BloodBrandy]

"Well you see, because of the spin of the earth, and the positioning of the sun, it is a different time in different parts of the world" "Don't you give me that non-flat bullshit, you rube!"

[@The5lacker]

I'd assume there's actually a *negative* correlation between intelligence and wealth, because if you're wealthy you don't have to improve yourself, things just keep working out for you baring some sort of total failure. Poor people don't have the luxury of not being smart.

[@DriscolDevil]

My boss believes everything she sees on tic tok. She is much older than me. Obviously, I make the least on the team. I got to listen to qanon shit all day every day at work until tiktok started dealing with the stuff, and I couldn't say anything because it's my fucking boss. (Don't forget the constant racial and homophobic slurs just casually used.)

[@DriscolDevil]

@@The5lacker No. Plenty of stupid people who are also poor. With that kind of perception, I have to wonder if you have only ever known wealthier people. No, it isn't like the movies, poor people are not all secretly savants. We are like you, but without growing up with everything handed to us, but that includes education and support.

[@themacewens]

As soon as Woolie mentioned the scammer's evil twin bit my mind immediately envisioned an equally overweight version of Vergil covered in dorito dust just showing up and having a rival battle with that guy.

[@MUGENanaya]

cool ranch vs nacho cheese

[@kylerqaz22]

"Documentary" Woolie is my favorite Woolie

[@FrozenOver0]

Fun fact, there's literally no legal obligation for a documentary to have any basis in fact. So yeah, this can easily be called a documentary.

[@goodninji8]

Woolie VS Carol Baskin

[@RubyRoks]

@@goodninji8 Woolie VS JA RULE

[@Zangelin]

I feel like I am missing the joke. Is it fake or something?

[@bittipasuta]

Remember how "Don't Fuck With Cats" spends an entire episode detailing how some Facebook group was tracking the dude who was making cat snuff and building them up to be this crack team of independent sleuths... Only for the dude to literally tell them who he was. Exactly like how he left his ID card at the scene of his homicide so the police could track him, independent entirely from the Facebook group. I don't bring it up for any particular reason

[@Samm815]

What a bunch of pricks.

[@soliduswasright678]

Pat's reaction to Woolie saying 'oomfies' is also my reaction.

[@herosshade2247]

Wait, so this *millionaire business owner* just walks by this homeless person every day and somehow that's supposed to make her a wholesome and relatable person?

[@kapkant6197]

He just didn't pull himself up by his bootstraps hard enough, meanwhile she's a #girlboss so we can relate to her

[@trashman1605]

She says hi goddammit

[@cattibingo]

@@kapkant6197 learning that "pull up by your bootstraps" originally meant doing something impossible makes it extra cruel to tell people

[@kapkant6197]

@@cattibingo listen man, unlike these ungrateful millennials I stormed Normandy while they were crying about their avocado toast and Nintendos. Well I didn't I was born in 1947, but my father stormed Normandy meaning I BASICALLY DID. Therefore I'm not a snowflake, I just expect special treatment for what my parents did.

[@AzureAiluren]

@@cattibingo Important to remember that "By His Bootstraps" is a short story about the sheer impossibility of time travel.

[@trashman1605]

21:59 wonderful pat noise

[@kapkant6197]

"The scammer boyfriend claimed to be a CIA operative who protected the free world despite being a fat guy eating Cheetos all day on her couch" The new CoD Black Ops sounds a bit shit ngl

[@leithaziz2716]

"THE CHEETOS, MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!"

[@kapkant6197]

@@leithaziz2716 "Bell, forget about the damn Cheetos. Tell me about Perseus. We've got a job to do."

[@Mr.Faust3]

There’s something baffling about scams

[@kapkant6197]

@@Mr.Faust3 The meat suit immortality scam feels like a Cold War era CIA plot tbf, back in the 1970s the CIA tried to get witches and warlocks to spy on the Soviets for them. So them scamming a random restaurant owner with dog immortality is on brand.

[@Mr.Faust3]

@@kapkant6197 it’s a tale as old as time “want to live in a castle with hundreds of servants just give me your social security number and let me bless your house with my presence” says the fat man covered in BO

[@afterpasthours7504]

Normal yoga’s just for the wellness, if you want access to the superpowers you gotta go for the detox cleanses, you know, to make room for the superpowers.

[@supertaoman12]

That just sounds like a shitty superpower. You can get shut down if someone points a car exhaust in your face.

[@albinoburrito900]

Idk, superman gets shut down by a rock bruh

[@morteskellington9047]

And Green Lantern is defeated by piss, what with the yellow and all.

[@Vugtis_El_VillaVODS]

@@morteskellington9047 also pieces of wood

[@morteskellington9047]

@@Vugtis_El_VillaVODS That's only OG 'my ring is magic' GL tho

[@tylermaley-biancamano6390]

I normally don't comment, but I feel like I need to interject one thing into this: I'm a new yorker, I'm not a vegan. Pure food and Wine was a legitimately great restaurant and was impressive not just by raw and vegan standards but in general. I'd regularly go there (when I could afford it). It was a massive shame and it really sucked when the owner fucking tanked the place with her own personal idiocy and shenanigans.

[@Anime-Doof]

Too bad they'll never play Detroit: Become Human again to find out how Todd and Zlatko look once they transcend their meat suits...

[@grank8189]

I'm just gonna assume that actually happens and it's exactly the way you word it.

[@AngryHomunculus]

It turns out to be a David Cage wearing a mocap suit

[@BigSisterNeko]

I didn’t know until now what I’ve been missing in my life: Woolie’s retelling of the documentaries he watches of incredibly dumb and/or rich people. I fucking love it and NOW he got me watching this. YA DID IT AGAIN WOOLIE!! 🤣♥️👍🏾

[@TheKnizzine]

Thierry Tilly is a fun one, scammed an entire French noble family in the 90s. 11 highly educated well off folks fell for a dude doing a hybrid CIA/Rasputin bit.

[@AspiringDevil]

Its starts fun but that one got dark fast.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

eh who cares, they're French.

[@MPLoura]

If you're a terminally online person you could see right through the dude because he was just a twitter reply guy that acts like he's an operative. All of those people were trendy NY people that worked at a trendy NY restaurant. They never had a chance.

[@damonsghost9235]

Pat, woolie. Nobody starts with "have to sleep with your wife.." that's inner circle stuff. They have to spring it on you.

[@Centurion275]

my favorite parts of the documentary were when they revealed that the dude's secret agent "handler" who the lady gave all of her passwords and shit to was just the dude with a different email account, and the fact that basically all of the money he scammed from this fool was just being spent at a local casino

[@RaspberryCola13]

22:35 - Elmo just livin' his best life in the background

[@theotherjared9824]

If you want to scam people, target those desperate enough to accept it without question or those just rich enough to think they can recklessly throw around their money without consequence. Everyone else is in a mental state to see through the cracks and reject you instantly.

[@kricku]

When you're a scammer you want shit bait so to only hook the dumbest people. If you hook a smart person you could be in trouble.

[@Kinzokugia]

"There are no new scams, just remasters." There is no new knowledge under the sun. Or if you prefer, Simpsons did it. Humans have been around so long that anything you can think of has been done.

[@Adser261]

I do find the "point at laugh at their stupidity" a lot of fun, but Pat has admitted that he was REALLY into conspiracy stuff when he was young and Woolie had his entire childhood thing. I have seen enough minor internet personalities go absolutely bonkers over time that I wouldn't agree with the guys saying "I would never be that stupid". If either Pat or Woolie is utterly deranged in 5 or 10 years I'm not exactly going to be surprised.

[@Copperhell144]

Religions are right over there to always point to as well in that regard. And I feel like it's far too common place to somehow put on "being stupid/illogical".

[@ikkubol]

anyone can look stupid if they're actually contributing nothing/harming others in a normal, physical way

[@just_matt214]

So what were you doing in your late teens/early 20s, again?

[@Revan058]

Pat already moved across the entire country without saying a word to Woolie and was secretary married for the better part of 2 years. Both dumped on Woolie live on stream with zero warning. Yeeeah the makings of derangement are there.

[@TealWolf26]

Maybe but I don't think there's enough momentum in that direction. There would need to be the self-fulfilling cycle of the community calling them out on their shit while they double, triple, quadruple, quintuple down on being in the right while alienating bigger and bigger portions of their audience as it gains notoriety. There was danger of KZbinr derangement escalation after the SBF breakup but it's been calm enough in the meantime.

[@jansenart0]

The word you guys are looking for is "sociopath".

[@richardjohnson8991]

Pat's delivery of the Jared Leto burn was incredible. And then he melts into a puddle at his own joke lmao

[@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0]

And I'm pretty sure Pat was referring to Will Smith before that with the "You don't get to fuck your wife" part (Scientology and cults).

[@cottonmouthaudio5041]

Honestly being a scam artist makes him less evil then being a drone strike operative.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Don't hate on cod players going pro.

[@kapkant6197]

@@WeaponOfMyDestructio nah you deserve to be sectioned if you use the Drone Swarm in BLOPS 2

[@bangormc3rd562]

Become a data broker, then you can harvest personal location data and sell it to the people with the drones - worst of both worlds!

[@Samm815]

Please stop making fun of suicide victims.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

i dunno. convince me.

[@shotguncrucifix]

This guy's con is just Bill Paxton's character in True Lies

[@oliverrichardson4429]

The title of the podcast being “bad vegan” and having a dog in the thumbnail, made me really worried for a minute there…

[@bennymountain1]

I like how Woolie is like "Ugh, vegan chakras, eyeroll" when he himself is on keto, the goop ass hipster.

[@gutnbjk]

Keto is a super trendy diet sure, but chakras are a whole other nonsense level

[@iller3]

dude literally wore those Head Bands unironically. DATTE Fk'in BAYO!

[@richardjohnson8991]

Keto is a super buzzword trendy topic right now but it actually does work. I lost 120 lbs in 6 months. It no joke, unironically, turned my life around

[@gutnbjk]

@@richardjohnson8991 that’s awesome man congrats

[@AzureAiluren]

@@richardjohnson8991 The whole point of keto is that like...yeah, it'll burn away your fat. It also *super* sucks to go through.

[@theangryfinger5795]

You know the drill. Funny bit. Tragedy. Look to podcast to get context. Come away even more baffled. See ya next tuesday!

[@SeruraRenge11]

So I want to push back on what Pat said of "you approved the footage and now you're just mad when they make you look like a dumbass", there are plenty of documented instances where documentaries did in fact use manipulative editing to make people look worse without their consent.

[@ReRoute25]

Con artist can do that sleeper agent activation code stuff.

[@Serahpin]

Some rich people are hard workers or smart. Most of them are lucky. And some of them married into it.

[@B8GViews]

Pat perked up as soon as he heard "Gwyneth Paltrow Goop audience" 🤣🤣🤣

[@moon_shoes]

I'll be totally honest, I never felt bad for that woman even for a second just because of her attitude. She still thinks she did nothing wrong and seemed offended when anyone insinuated she had things she needed to apologize for. She got got, and she'll get got again because she's still in contact with him

[@Zmanwarrior]

The Inventing Amy woman is doing fucking NFTs now I am *not* joking.

[@kovulion7777]

I want to just narrate all the documentaries there is

[@DLAlucard]

Woolie. Since you like this kind of thing. Look into these historical figures; Shoko Asahara, Gregor MacGregor and Iron Mike Malloy. I think you'll find the schemes involving these people very entertaining.

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

Business oriented is a really funny way to say "i sell pure romance."

[@rickdaniel7341]

I realize now that if you take the “oo” out of “Goop”, you have GP. Which stands for Gwyneth Paltrow.

[@Mr.Faust3]

I’m 15 mins in and I hardly understand this is it a bit or something

[@music79075]

At what point does the marks incessant gullibility make the Scam Artists shenanigans laudible?

[@TheKnizzine]

When they are eating the rich?

[@music79075]

@@TheKnizzine Thats how a low of people became, quote, "The Rich"

[@Shadow6OO]

@@music79075 How about when the financial loss is near inconsequential to the livelihood/survival of the individual? Aka, mostly "The Rich".

[@music79075]

@@Shadow6OO Right that just makes more Rich people though until a certain point at which things break down ofc but you've still made more Rich people

[@Shadow6OO]

@@music79075 What the fuck are you saying?

[@johnoneil9188]

How do people hear the word "evil twin" and not immediately call bullshit? Like that is some telenovela fantasy crap.

[@CorruptedSoul12]

Seriously what the hell is a oomphie? Woolie just dropped that term and I have no idea what that means.

[@leithaziz2716]

You and me both, buddy. Maybe that's a good thing.

[@BattlerZ]

(M)utual (F)riend = mfee

[@thatguyyouknowtheone4073]

it means a twitter follower!

[@LieutoriSestina]

oomf - One of my friends/followers And then it morphed into oomfie to sound cuter I guess.

[@MichaelH3948]

Ikr, if only he explained the meaning of the term in the very next sentence...

[@anarchy6661]

some people just take the phrase "sometimes you gotta take a risk" as life advice

[@kaarpiv375]

So this is some of that Tierry Tilly type of con again?

[@Kevinofrepublic]

I hate the mentality that a person is stupid and becomes victim to something like this and then you're not allowed to say they're stupid because that's mean because they're a victim man.

[@MrStath1986]

Exactly, I've seen people call the women who the Tindler Swindler conned 'dumb' and 'stupid', but it shows no understanding of how he worked and how he played the women he targeted psychologically.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@MrStath1986 I love how this comment starts with "exactly" and then goes on to argue the opposite point

[@charleswisconsin9196]

oh took me a second read for that to sink in. yeah i agree with that mostly.

[@MrStath1986]

@@cyberninjazero5659 take a thumbs up and leave me to wallow in my shame dude.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@MrStath1986 if it's any consolation. The ability to take and acknowledge an L is probably the biggest factor that can stop someone from being in a "they got conned and scammed' documentary

[@nahuel3433]

This stuff does happen to normal people. But they don't get documentaries about it.

[@SmittyDealio]

Every person like this deserves to lose all their money. After the first 10k, it's cosmic karma and the duty of the Elder God's to enact this upon you.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

i can see your point, but to say it like that just sounds psychotic.

[@fenrir3097]

Ah, so it's like that huh. I understand the title now. (Doesn't get it at all)

[@kovulion7777]

The longer this goes, the more you start to think, this documentary itself is fake and the entire meta is that watchers are being swindled to think something this stupid is real

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Okay so you set up a store that sells this shit, right? Rocks, medallions and whatever the fuck else, and sell it for months to these people. Then you make a public recall statement saying that they’re all fake and any benefits they noticed were purely placebo. Who knows, maybe they’ll learn, or maybe they’ll become a “mind over matter” kinda person, but in the most literal way possible.

[@weecho8668]

Why are Cheetos always the chips of choice for these types of dudes? I don't eat Cheetos so can someone explain? :V

[@TheJamacaneseNerd04231996]

They're smaller, thus you're less likely to choke on them when you're raging at COD and shoveling em down the ol' gullet

[@autumnlotus6250]

I really don't appreciate pat folding most of Buddhism into this new age nonsense that he condemns. What he is describing is the Californian soccer moms version of Buddhism, and most everyone laughs at them. It's like pointing at Christian sex cults in Oregon and saying that's all christians

[@justinhearst]

He's an obnoxious atheist, he things all relgions and religious people are their most extreme versions by default. He's like Bill Mahr but less funny, less famous and dumber.

[@Zangelin]

It's all stupid nonsense just the same.

[@Happymasks]

A con artist and his mark but trying to make the mark not look dumb.

[@superelitejimi4165]

What the actual fuck are we talking about here my guys

[@jjrambles683]

Bro it's not that complicated lmao

[@just_matt214]

Documentary about a trendy rich girl getting scammed by a redditor.

[@Daspuma]

First

[@damonsghost9235]

Both pat and woolie's perspective shifts are dumb. If that is all it took to change your minds about religion/ conspiracies then you were never really into it. Woolie's case the rules and discipline were too strict. It really just came down to his mom not having the all the answers and dogmatic devotion. Pat did have friends who were into conspiracy theories so thier was no one to form consensus with. Others to challenge him.