#245

This week Tim discusses someone getting fired from their writing job after calling out Shane Gillis, a cringe worthy sketch on SNL, Lil Nas X new satanic shoe line, and catches up with the alumni of Guantanamo Bay.
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[@elcapitan9141]

Do these “sponsors” know the free content was late

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Tim supported cancel culture when it came for his aunt.

[@dabbstermcdabberton2126]

thanks for all your hard work Ben!

[@tarico4436]

You know what else is possible? They could stop putting dog and/or cat into their food. Then maybe "jokers" would receive nothing but blank stares when ribbing them about the soup. Eventually the "jokes" would go the way of the DoDo bird (i.e. extinct).

[@jlrockafella]

Not a hate crime, just another religious nut gone crazy.

[@mattsmusic9361]

I paid zero dollars for this podcast and it was 24 hours late. I've had it with you Tim, I'm going to turn lesbian and open an airbnb.

[@BullshitMan]

So brave. Stand up to this homophobe nazi

[@pandamonium8182]

@Louis Cyphre Brenden Schaub lmfao dude just sits there and watches funny people riff with one another while desperately trying to fit in. Did you see the one with Tim Dillon? Schaub was just kinda there, while Tim and Callen were absolutely killing

[@x0rn312]

in his defense...he did tell us it was fake business

[@markb4168]

Hahahaha! I take it you horrible furniture as well...eh art, I mean . Lol

[@AgendaInMind]

Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@babylonhasfallen5338]

“It’s riding on a fine line, cause it’s not funny...but it’s not meaningful in any way”

[@willrowe6088]

19:00

[@richardkohn4153]

Stunningly correct.

[@kj-uv7zr]

@Louis Cyphre No one said the racism didn't exist & I don't think you can call them that...

[@d4n4nable]

@Louis Cyphre Racism against every race exists. What a non-sequitur.

[@mr.dankengine]

@Louis Cyphre If racism doesn't exist then I want to become a Yakuza leader

[@hobobluesclown7337]

Tim deconstructing SNL bits is the funniest thing to ever happen to SNL 😂

[@joshportelli]

Amen, I am considering watching SNL just to hear Tim deconstruct it

[@krikeydial3430]

"It's not funny but also not meaningful in any way." Tim Dillon lays it down.

[@spartaqus3284]

That SNL skit was one of the hardest things ive ever had to sit through.

[@eskimointhisworld]

Same

[@NeoakiraIV]

Same and I had kidney stones

[@Ganun7]

easily the most rough bomb ive had to sit through

[@Jb-wi7xq]

Ive never hated asians/anyone I now hate one asian after watching that.

[@spartaqus3284]

@@Jb-wi7xq 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chazzingtonkensworth2575]

Tim looks like he walked out of the shower and Ben told him he missed an episode.

[@markb4168]

Still looks better than a biden...under those exact circumstances

[@sososo2881]

Lol hope it’s water and not oil

[@wrizzy9393]

@@sososo2881 that’s what you look like when you haven’t showered in days because you are full of cocaine

[@batman1776]

Tim is really phoning it in now that he has money

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

He's just a bit dewey. He needs a Jennifer Aniston fan carrier on set.

[@elcapitan9141]

My free content was delayed. Someone must be sued

[@DISTR4CK]

Sued? Someone should be in JAIL.

[@elcapitan9141]

#bringbackdebtorsprisons

[@LifeIsBayWatch]

fire ben and hire david dobrik to produce the show

[@marshallmills7860]

Someone needs to pay for this delay.

[@Fabian080690]

I heard there's a lawyer available in Long Island practicing from her parents basement.

[@W33DwasherME]

When you're unemployed, everyday is Saturday

[@Try_The_Soup]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@monrow1961]

Words of wisdom

[@Tr-fj4hr]

Life in the big city

[@R.Lennartz]

Hell yeah brother

[@frwystr]

i wonder that. do homeless people go extra hard on the weekends or what?

[@1UpClothing]

saying 'things have been bleak for asians in america' is the funniest thing snl has said in the last decade

[@CornyBum]

I remember back when their median income surpassed that of white Americans back in the '80s or whenever...dark times.

[@roynormannlee]

Says the white middle aged men

[@Vagabond.utopia]

@@CornyBum pretty sure it still does

[@0mnicide]

@@roynormannlee says the guy who assumes a person race, age and gender.

[@elvisfifo]

You and Ben should face a military tribunal for being late with this.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Just like Jenny Slate.

[@user-ho8br1cw8c]

PUT HIM IN JAIL!!

[@jarth2358]

Off to abu ghraib!!

[@ricflair5956]

Lynndie England is on her way for the post-tribunal torture punishment photo shoot.

[@Cuyt24]

Replace him with the obese morgue photography guy.

[@sakelambo91]

Thats the most SNL I've watched in years. Looks like I haven't missed anything.

[@giomjava]

Amen. It's gone down the drain to THIS hellhole in the last 10 years.

[@lizbec1085]

I only saw one skit and it was about NFTs. I hope Tim saw it. Would love his analysis on that one.

[@jeremiahnovember2617]

Bill burr killed it tho

[@sakelambo91]

@@jeremiahnovember2617 yeah zero credit to SNL for Bill Burr's amazing talent though. Yes or yes?

[@matthewbarr6685]

It just doesn't make sense to keep SNL going when the internet has clearly surpassed tv, and revealed it for what it is. I guess as tv continues to die out, one day we'll see a headline that says "Insert old and out dated business here failed, who knew?", and then you'll go about your day. Like Blockbuster.

[@1LouSassel]

How the line between offensive joke and telling the truth has become so thin... But at least Mr. Dobrik apologized for shooting those people in the face.

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

It was a CLOUT related instance... nothing to do with race like THE MEDIA wants you to think!!! ;) lmao

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

"I'm sure someone smarter than me will educate me." More likely, in 2021: someone less smart than you will try to "educate" you.

[@OspreyFlyer]

Bingo!👍

[@feanor7080]

This year’s gonna be a real knife fight, everyone.

[@ToneWoN]

Year is irrelevant in that statement buddy .

[@brentbarrus9754]

My Sabbath was ruined, and my wife is now lying in a pool of blood in the office...thanks Tim.

[@dimftillon]

The pig may as well have called the hit himself.

[@hlmuench4212]

Tim D must be stopped, by which I mean he should be forced to perform 24-7

[@HyborianAge]

Black Sabbath is cool.

[@troyr1210]

She had it coming!

[@mattsmusic9361]

Well maybe she should have kept her MOUTH SHUT.

[@RamyTheGreat]

SNL should be 1 hour of Tim.

[@giomjava]

his act is actually much closer to the SNL of old than current SNL ever could be. Yes or YES?

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Normies couldn't handle it. It'd get canceled before the end of the 1st episode.

[@maryallisonmusic615]

100%

[@UnexistedWords]

GET ARTHUR KWON LEE ON

[@porkfriedrice1530]

It is for many of us

[@Dripdroptop]

"You don't always get to be revolutionary" - Tim Dillon, Revolutionary

[@peterkovic2241]

What I appreciate most about Tim's takes is that they make me feel sane.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

This is the most SNL I've seen in years. It was still too much.

[@AngelWest58]

GODAWFUL

[@guitarnutbolinuli5788]

excruciating

[@aprilrawls5162]

I agree!

[@j0sh707]

Should have had Shane do that monologue!

[@3fingrsalute687]

(skipped thru all the snl clips, & just listened to tim's commentary

[@x.Aura.x]

*_She should've kept her mouth shut._*

[@crusheen]

oof. hadn't thought of that lately. So, there's that now.

[@x.Aura.x]

@@crusheen that's life in the big city for ya :U

[@merritl]

can I *love* this

[@bruhsoup6320]

Listening to the pod while reading KZbin comments has become my weekly drug binge

[@herbythechef7624]

I dont know why i am always reading the comments

[@BlekJamal]

Along with the alcohol and methamphetamines of course..

[@RichSmithson]

The day KZbin kills the comment section (and they will) is the day KZbin dies.

[@revoevom1490]

tim looks like he started selling mortgages again

[@samus598]

Bowen Yang is such a boring comedian. His Andrew Yang was the worst SNL impression I've ever seen. Bowen plays the same characters and makes the same faces and acts like they are punchlines. Scrunched face is not a punchline my dude.

[@jasonablah7702]

I mean who watches SNL at this point? If there is a funny bit I'll watch a clip of it but actually sitting down for the whole show is pointless. You know it's going to suck & be awkwardly PC. I had to fast forward this it was so cringe.

[@samus598]

​@@jasonablah7702 Fast forwarding through Tim the Cumpig's videos is cringe

[@jasonablah7702]

@@samus598 fast forwarding that snl skit whatever the fuck that was

[@ryanl2505]

Yeah that was fucking awful. Nothing worse than a dude who’s whole personality and bit is is I’m gay and I’m Asian.

[@weisseguy25]

Thank you! Can we tell the Schitts creek guy this now??

[@jeromeshirey6916]

Just when I thought I was drinking alone tonight...

[@mosesjohansen2608]

Tim Dillon is single-handedly funnier than SNL and the entire woke movement.

[@MountainBlade]

that is really not saying much..

[@closer20jc]

lol the woke movement isn't funny at all so that helps

[@MountainBlade]

@Louis Cyphre maybe that’s why he’s the best thing going in comedy right now? Maybe the world needs a fat guy from Long Island to bring funny back?

[@MountainBlade]

@Louis Cyphre Your dedication to sh*ting on Tim Dillon fans is unseemly. I’ve seen you comment on a bunch his other videos in a similar manor, get a life.

[@roberts1770]

True and yet you are selling him way short

[@joshportelli]

"There has GOT to be a way to do it without bringing up imperialism and gender."

[@poopyoyo]

Didn't even know robot chicken was still going

[@markb4168]

Seth green is awesome! Not a fan of kids at all....

[@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679]

I dont think anybody else did either. Thank goodness telivision is dying.

[@Niekomojo]

Neither does Seth Green.

[@Shlogger]

Seth Tween

[@EverythingMustG0]

Me neither. Shit was basic 15 years ago so I bet it's really good now

[@Cunch]

I’m taking out student loans to buy your NFT

[@MMG008]

SNL should have Tim Dillon in the corner of the screen to translate any attempts at comedy.

[@dbaxx9]

This would actually be hilarious

[@eskimointhisworld]

👏🤣

[@roberts1770]

Or just falling asleep or looking at his phone constantly

[@deadarmd]

The laughter in the audience truly, is terrifying.

[@APWoodworking]

He is so right with that "comedy skit" its trash & most grounded individuals see right through it

[@Reginald_Harrison]

It didn't work on a serious level, and it definitely didn't work on a comedic level.

[@alexn8756]

After 7 minutes in, I forgive Timmy D for being 25 hours late

[@ShatterNWO]

call off the black market NFT funded hit

[@nataliahellen6509]

I was holding out for 8 minutes before I cracked

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

No such thing as late when it comes to free entertainment

[@herbythechef7624]

Tim will do what he wants and we will eat it up. Thats what makes him special.

[@generalgk]

Here’s all you have to do to get a job as a Robot Chicken writer: “Umm, like... what if Darth Vader was in Thundercats?”

[@ConSpicMom]

Nailed it

[@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904]

I never liked that even when I was drunk

[@ArminUlbrich]

Tim Dillon is maybe the most important voice of reason at this point.

[@OneEyedDrummerTDHE]

Instead of listening to the show i spent a weekend with my wife and family at the beach.. Last time i do that...

[@Youtubehandle579]

I'm glad to see Ben looking more and more like Tim each week

[@TheWizardOfPaws]

Talented mr ripley going down

[@VivaRevolucionDGS]

Knew I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@DannySullivanMusic]

The funny thing about that SNL skit was that it actually increased the number of Asian people hated by 1

[@roberts1770]

Much more than 1 unfortunately.

[@hokutomaster89]

“Im all for people floppin around in a tent on fentanyl” LOST IT, thank you tim

[@PhazeTraiN]

TIMMY IS THE GOAT YES OR YES?

[@cdubsoptional7849]

FOR CHRIST, don't lick his taint when the cast drops this goddamn late! Just because he's the goat, doesn't mean he can take liberties like this.

[@adammckevin6330]

Yes and yes

[@richardkohn4153]

He's the highest possible level. We are all irrevocably spoiled for all other comedy.

[@cdubsoptional7849]

@@richardkohn4153 The only thing Tim cares about is honoring our nation's promises to the Iraqi people

[@joemorones2081]

@Louis Cyphre Either your a bot or a meth addict.

[@carlosdanger3380]

The 3 algorithm dislikes came from three imprisoned political refugees comprising the hair and makeup dept of the Tim Dillon Show.

[@HyborianAge]

That's homophobic.

[@charlesgaron8131]

@@HyborianAge youre homophobic

[@dragonasspassingas8852]

Lol wut?

[@faulsname8869]

@@dragonasspassingas8852 lol wut? Wuts a joke? Huh where am I? Who are you? Am I gay?

[@dragonasspassingas8852]

@Louis Cyphre yeeeaaahhh... but Norm told us SNL sucked like a decade or more ago... so we already knew that

[@pandamonium8182]

After Norm Macdonald was fired from SNL it started a slow and painful decline. Coincidence? No.

[@mickporter1488]

Norm is not funny SNL was always shit

[@pandamonium8182]

@@mickporter1488 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Norm’s dry comedic stylings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Norm’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his jokes - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Norm Macdonald truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Norm’s existencial catchphrase "Because the light was on," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Norm Macdonald’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Norm Macdonald tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[@JohnSmith-fl1nm]

@Panda Monium or so the germans would have us believe

[@aspiringnormie9499]

@@mickporter1488 You don't have a doghouse do you?

[@CornyBum]

@@mickporter1488 This Mick Porter fella couldn't hold a conversation at a bus stop with the dumbest janitor at the University of Science.

[@kingillmusic]

this snl sketch got more views on this channel than it did on tv.

[@ChiggidyChuck]

It's Saturday Night! No, Tim and Ben, It's not. It's Monday morning. And I'm here for it either way.

[@pearlgirl5643]

Is it bad I didn’t even notice 🤣🤣

[@deadarmd]

Same. I need it to get through the worst 2 hours of my life every Monday .

[@raff23able]

I saw people on a woke Instagram page comparing recent atrocities Myanmar to what it’s like living in USA ... these people are detached from observable reality.

[@raff23able]

@Louis Cyphre nope.

[@americaisdyingslowly]

Were they talking about the election being stolen? Probably not because it was a woke IG page.....

[@ryanstoretveit6712]

If they really wanted torture suspected terrorists in Guantanamo they should make them watch SNL episodes from last 15 years.

[@AlbinoWhiteGuy]

I’m so happy this podcast is doing so well.

[@sangyedorje]

We need a tribunal, the delay killed many

[@peelslowlyandsee]

This was obviously filmed on St. Paddy's Day. You can tell because they're talking about like four shooters ago.

[@tarico4436]

Another proof that this conspiracy theory might be true: both wearing green. And they hardly ever wear green.

[@gabrielaaste6186]

But they talked about lil nas x, which was more recent

[@jacob4690]

@@gabrielaaste6186 it’s a joke

[@tylerpi]

As an Asian American, I have a message for the Tim Dillon Show: Where is the Rothschild episode?!?!

[@gijoey5912]

That SNL clip could be used to torture prisoners at Guantanamo.

[@davidhata6796]

I'm pretty sure that's human rights violation.

[@marksmith3991]

we don't want to kill them

[@spazmonkey3815]

It caused body aches..I had to fast forward..couldn't breathe.

[@Trav_Can]

"I'm all for people flopping around in a tent on fentanyl.

[@QuantumQuibbles]

“

[@Trav_Can]

@@QuantumQuibbles Thanks!

[@doubledwaffle7605]

That problem solves itself.

[@darren8761]

was chain smoking marby reds waiting for this upload but that's life in the big city

[@d.b.decibels899]

It's a real knife fight out here

[@willrowe6088]

Dennis you haven't spoken to your kids in 5 years, they called the other day, you were drunk, they hung up, they never want to speak to you again....

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Need a refreshing polar pop cup of iced wine to go with it

[@christmaldonado89]

Tim reminds me of my dad who never came back from buying cigarettes.

[@sithebugguy3193]

"Im at a pool in Florida complaining about chicken wings" lol

[@Mrkevi123]

Tim is causally acting like he was not on 24 hour cok3 binge.

[@jhart1127]

Huh... Interesting.

[@cdubsoptional7849]

@Ricky that's part of why I love wearing a mask everyday at work

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Life in the big city

[@goldencheese7247]

@Ricky 🙇‍♂️

[@WarmGlowinWarminGlow]

@@cdubsoptional7849 🤣

[@evenezerqjose]

Tim is up there with Da Vinci, Freddy Mercury, and Bill Clinton as the greatest gays of all time.

[@kylewhite2985]

DaVinci also not gay stupid

[@herbythechef7624]

@Louis Cyphre what? So every gay guy automatically has a boyfriend? what about all the straight guys who cant get laid?

[@benjaminreyes3624]

@Louis Cyphre Tim doesn't have a boyfriend because he's fucking guys... He's not dating them

[@sk8trryan1997]

And joe rogan

[@aarteestmj4958]

This episode is 100%! Best I've seen of anything on YT period. And thanks for tearing that SNL skit apart. As a Black man, I appreciate you addressing the elephant in the room, and calling out this "and before this, forever" bullsh*t.

[@673AWSF]

People don’t even realize that the stop Asian hate is about Asians and blacks.

[@herbythechef7624]

Why do you think they dont realize it? Maybe because the blacks are not mentioned in the title.

[@Matt-gl5fj]

@@whyyynotttt theyre moving into bridgeport they dont give a fuck about white people 😂

[@PeteBondurant131]

Just watched that SNL episode-my gf and I often sort of hate watch because we want to still believe. Tim's assesment of the show and Bowen Yang's segment was a welcome dose of sanity

[@giomjava]

oh god yes. That whole thing is such a shit show 🤦🏻‍♂️ what was that whole thing about scrubbing manicurist's feet? just a load of BS

[@whitexchina]

@@giomjava Yes, what does he want? Some Karen's going into a nail salon & doing their feet?

[@mr7wi]

@@whitexchina or would he prefer nobody gets a pedicure and the business goes bankrupt?

[@GD-cs4nh]

Imagine sitting around those writers rooms and just accepting that nothing they’re going to put out is going to be funny.

[@joshportelli]

@@giomjava Business 101, don't open a salon and put foot scrub on the menu if you don't want to do it.

[@paultrapani7747]

He is Stockholm syndroming us

[@jantelagen4262]

Hi from Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

[@herbythechef7624]

And it works. All hail tim

[@jantelagen4262]

@@herbythechef7624 I’m the syndrome & Tim Dillon sent me

[@austinlittle1664]

Hey, he's a busy guy.

[@gigicamscump]

Timmy boy, it s 10 am in Europe. Do you want us to get fired or what? You are an international treasure, please act accordingly !

[@Rawrmyrawr]

Ben’s bright green hoodie puts me at ease

[@JustSomeHero]

I’ve been refreshing for 24 hours Timmy, I missed church for this...

[@rosszollinger7204]

Thanks to the Biden Administration for stepping in and getting Tim’s podcast out

[@samus598]

Biden's Fireside Naps are so inspiring, just like FDR.

[@markb4168]

....I hear the boarder is pretty secluded...the Guantanamo Bay for comedians

[@eqx7168]

@@markb4168 Guantanamo Bay? More like Abu Ghraib. They even have the cigarette girl.

[@markb4168]

@@eqx7168 facts! Good call EQ!

[@tyleroldham6551]

There was no plan to get this podcast out before Biden got into office.

[@joshpointoh]

Tims podcast is basically "Jiminy Glick: the Early Years"

[@bearinafoxhole5951]

This should have more likes

[@Llyrdriel]

Tim Dillon talking about Jeffrey Epstein is my favorite thing to fall asleep to. Also Alex Jones and Joe Rogan.

[@DISTR4CK]

Tim Dillon got that Thin Man hair cut from Charlie’s Angels.

[@diogeneschicken2968]

Tim and Ben look like they pegged each other for hours and right away started the podcast .

[@baroquecat2295]

Ooohh my god LOL 😂

[@Mrkevi123]

Hey, Ben has a wife. His wife pegs him.

[@AfendZz]

Ben's actually Peggy Hill

[@stevedavies1261]

@@Mrkevi123 While she is wearing a Tim Dillon mask...

[@IGotBoergs]

I approve that name

[@lazylion420]

I was so worried when Tim didn't show up Sunday night... we have to protect this man at all costs for he is a national treasure

[@Existential_Dread]

The timing of the video release is perfect for me. Yesterday was my Friday and Saturday. Spring has sprung, baby!

[@strikkmoez]

This is my favorite kind: When Tim takes one concept and stretches it out and repeats himself over 20 minutes

[@johnalvarez3604]

can’t tell if ur being serious but i actually love when he does that

[@ShatterNWO]

More than 24 hours late. Your lucky I'm a grateful mooch.

[@markb4168]

👍

[@jimmymelonseed4068]

Imagine the bit if michael che came out in yellowface pretending to be bowen, and then bowen comes out in blackface to counter. Now that’s a legendary bit

[@FANKANable]

30 Rock did that like 15 years ago. It was hilarious

[@roberts1770]

Or setting both races back 20 years

[@M4dM4n96]

@@roberts1770 ooo! ooo! Spot the racist - I win;D

[@makermarc70]

"Write a f ing joke..." lol exactly Tim. Thanks for being REAL funny. Your honesty is always refreshing and entertaining.

[@unownnnn]

The groupthink is complete when they have their own four word acronym.

[@ibrahimtall6209]

AARP for AAPIs and Application Programming Interfaces NOW! Christ I hate all these new acronyms. So many boring people trying to make themselves seem less boring by assimilating into the hive mind and trying to somehow attach themselves to either the struggles or achievements of others.

[@TeamBlimp7]

Late and gay. Just the way we like Tim.

[@Zro1324]

Imagine going to the greatest city in the world and saying to your friends "I'd like to watch a taping of SNL"

[@MainstreamNewsGuy]

I genuinely believe that a local high school's improv team could put on a better show than SNL. I haven't watched it in almost 10 years, but this was really sad to witness. Is there a petition we can sign that cancels the show and executes the cast members?

[@jordan_velasquez]

Tim speaks in canon and his status as a highly ranked Jesuit priest excuses any tardiness 😂

[@ryanlankford8634]

That Asain dude bombed harder than Hiroshima.

[@MyHandleShouldBeLessCharacters]

GTFOOHWTS 😂

[@ryanlankford8634]

@@MyHandleShouldBeLessCharacters my joke is funnier than that “comics” entire woke career.

[@PlaybackMansion]

"It's riding a fine line, like it's not funny but its not meaningful in any way" OMG

[@crusheen]

When he lumped Ben in with "A Dan Carney" I saw a quick flash of genuine offense from behind the gold frames.

[@mingthemerciless834]

Everyone should cancel Bowen Yang.

[@brittneylately]

lol could you imagine the reactions

[@roberts1770]

Cancelling is never the answer, but Bowen should definitely be disinvited from the Woke circle-jerk

[@rmasco71]

Is it me or does “the studio” consist of a black tarp and a neon sign?

[@noel_savage_dota1436]

Tarp is blue.

[@paulsmith5150]

It’s a curtain.

[@jg9013]

what are you getting at? he used to do it in the patio with a just a table 🤦🤷

[@Johnbender]

Tarp? It's a curtain. Are you blind?

[@centurionl]

Are you implying that it's not a studio?

[@moshko8362]

“A guy that thinks. We don't want that. Because that's nazi shit, THINKING” this captures so good the times we are living in right now... Thank God there's Tim Dillon! All hail the king!

[@RavenChristisKing]

The tyrannical king metaphor at around 13:20 is so on point loll

[@Clubskunk]

With that hair i can see Tim Dillon being a extra in the background for Grease with a leather jacket and a lit cigarette.

[@Feltonmeiser]

Fat people didn’t exist back then

[@Clubskunk]

@@Feltonmeiser LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@M4dM4n96]

I would pay good money to see Tim sing Summer Loving

[@16Hodges]

Coincidentally I am up at 3AM EST and will now be up until 430

[@BlumpMusic]

Since covid19 the amount of podcasts that have popped up has been too overwhelming. However, since stumbling upon your podcast...I feel I have found the Mecca. You guys are hilarious. Keep up the content!!!

[@vintageludwig]

Unlike my father, I knew you wouldn't let us down, even if a day late.

[@laraineespo3886]

Please do another episode with Ray Kump!!!! I need your impressions of him to survive 🙏🏼

[@matthewcasey4795]

Err, that would be 'The Great Ray Kump' to you. Show some goddam respect

[@dukeofhijinx9393]

Listen to me!

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Ishentome!

[@josephdeseta]

LISHTENTOME ... I didn't eat the lady I just bit her a little

[@cdubsoptional7849]

@@josephdeseta he wush kunshcriptid!

[@iamshaman]

These two are so lucky to have eachother. Ben is trying to keep you grounded and happy Tim, in the best way he knows how. That's love ❤

[@keetonpark]

Lol Melissa you wildin

[@jhart1127]

Melissa, you might be the greatest troll of a generation.

[@austinlittle1664]

I believe Tim's motivation for putting this episode out late is racial.

[@CornyBum]

Just how the Irish keep the Asians down, I guess.

[@roberts1770]

And yet he probably did more to help Asians than Bowen

[@markwoodson2020]

In an age of decadence and decline, Tim Dillon is the prophet and sage we need. One must be fearless to speak truth in an empire of lies. "Twerking on satan"

[@RedheadJack]

Uh oh looks like Tim and Ben got into the Gin

[@johnd8596]

Saw u on clubhouse

[@pgwrks4149]

As an Asian, I have to say Andrew Schulz on Flagrant had a more profound take on Asian Hate Crimes than Bowen Yang.

[@salvatoreanania2043]

How could you dislike any of these episodes, love you guys.

[@andrewkuoppala3925]

I didn't realize I had a weight problem until the ski boat couldn't pull me up waterskiing

[@clange1036]

DonTheSauceGod has another bargaining chip to bring to the table.

[@catherinegrzegorzewski287]

Tim i say it all the time and ill say it AGAIN, you are in the top 3 comics out right now and ur pod is too 3 as well!! Keep up the great work Sir Tim!!

[@nancystonge]

Thank you, for being a voice of reason and so funny. Two of my favorite things.