No, they're f/punny, especially when he annoys Tristan.
@PixiePrincess5018 жыл бұрын
I can sum one up: To quote Jeff Foxworthy "If your mom still drives you to school, you aint' no gangster, pull your pants up!"
@kathyhill64098 жыл бұрын
"I could care less", absolutely my favorite! But when you tell someone, they act like you're an idiot. I just laugh to myself now.
@Throkers8 жыл бұрын
Someone telling me to calm down in general makes me angry, I'm clearly angry, you telling me to 'calm down' isn't going to help, in ANY way, do you expect me to just stop and go "You're right, I'm completely fine now thanks, really helped, you telling me to do something I clearly cant do."!?
@list258 жыл бұрын
I hear ya here :) - Juan
@undergumtrees85518 жыл бұрын
grade a under a
@terrencedinnall11518 жыл бұрын
same dude
@Phantom27458 жыл бұрын
Ok dude, calm down..
@Boss-si3zz8 жыл бұрын
i wonder what people are thinking, saying cops and the military are the good guys, i am like wtf? how is going to a war torn nation and killing people and blowing stuff and people up make you or anyone a hero? and oh how is it fair that it is crime and a death sentence to kill a cop but when a cop kills you between getting charged with murder and being fired the most likely get fired? like WTF? HOW IS THAT FAIR? KILLING ANYONE OR ANYTHING GOOD OR EVIL FOR ANY REASON LIKE IN SELF DEFENSE FOR EXAMPLE DOES NOT MAKE YOU OR ANYBODY A GOOD PERSON..... PERIOD, IT MAKES YOU AN A HOLE, SO IF ISIS ARE TERRORISTS THEN THE MILITARY SHOULD ALSO BE CALLED TERRORISTS TOO ESPECIALLY THE US MILITARY, AND JUST LIKE COP KILLERS POLICE WHO SHOOT AND KILL PEOPLE SHOULD ALSO BE PUT TO DEATH, IT IS ONLY FAIR, IF YOU WANT TO GET AWAY WITH TERRORISM? JOIN THE MILITARY ESPECIALLY THE US MILITARY, IF YOU WANT TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER? THEN BECOME A POLICE OFFICER.
@swaharmaman94108 жыл бұрын
1. People who get really angry and aggravated and then tell you to "clam down" when you start talking faster. 2. Tourists eating at McDonalds in foreign countries. 3. People calling pot smokers "pot heads" while they clearly have alcohol problems. 4. French toilets that require you to squad in order to get rid of your number 2. They are basically just a hole in the ground. 5. People who get frustrated about enviromental change whilst they eat +200g (~6 ounces) a day.
@danielraiber14876 жыл бұрын
Just as a note, I really enjoy Mike's puns.
@ervinsuli45248 жыл бұрын
Another great video. Keep up the good work!
@list258 жыл бұрын
Thank you! - Juan
@unclepoopoof258 жыл бұрын
how do you know his name ins Juan lmao
@nickb89858 жыл бұрын
+unclepoopoof25 The comment is FROM Juan at list25
@briancarver90868 жыл бұрын
The paying a fee to pay your bill really grinds my gears
@nicholaswilley90015 жыл бұрын
So mail them a check...
@joannstewart64626 жыл бұрын
I love Mikes puns. I hate it when on a show two people step aside to have a conversation, two feet from other people and yet no one can hear them! ?
@EdwinNoorlander8 жыл бұрын
People who think they're social on social media.
@jeller95198 жыл бұрын
Social media is absolute bullshit
@nninjastrike21278 жыл бұрын
+Alain Byam...
@Zeeboq8 жыл бұрын
+Anonymous User You're saying this on a social media site
@randomleagueoflegendsthres10347 жыл бұрын
I think I'm media on social media
@JohnSmith-ty6df7 жыл бұрын
social media lets my enemies see how i am doing. why give them the intel?
@3ggztr3m3b33tz8 жыл бұрын
Superman varies his behavior, like stooping slightly, being more clumsy and so on when he's Clark Kent to avoid suspicion.
@jesse77708 жыл бұрын
10/10 rant video. I can feel the passion oozing out. I dig it.
@masterofsales76558 жыл бұрын
Mike with List 25; love the videos! Thanks for the uploads!
@list258 жыл бұрын
We love you Gabe. Thanks for watching! ~Mike
@prettypretty74938 жыл бұрын
Mike I am so happy about some of the points you brought up here, legit thought I was the only one to notice some of these ridiculous things.
@thatwillis268 жыл бұрын
You have got to makes part 2 to this video Mike, this video is by far the funniest of list 25. Its even funnier than your goofy puns.
@khartgarrett5 жыл бұрын
I love Mike's puns!. You guys are stupid entertaining lol
@cherylnelson34998 жыл бұрын
Great video Mike.
@TickedOffPriest8 жыл бұрын
People posting "first". For the record, Tristan, I love Mike's puns.
@karendobrowolski22198 жыл бұрын
Tristan, I'm getting tired of you putting Mike down for his puns. If you don't like 'em, find another job!
I love his puns too, and the worse they are, the better they are because it means they are so much funnier.
@katywright81616 жыл бұрын
Yeeeessss! Others in the road not using the turn signal is almost my #1 pet peeve. It is so dangerous and, like he said in this video, it literally takes one second to do. And, do it BEFORE you turn!
@robertbrickbealer49308 жыл бұрын
both of you are awesome. don't ever stop the puns or cringing at them that's why I love these videos.
@BornAgainFarmGirl8 жыл бұрын
Mike would not be "Mike" without his witty puns 😆 ! ~ Tracy
@adamliden97418 жыл бұрын
You were right Mike, this was by far the best one :D
@chronicallyfabulous887 жыл бұрын
All the awkward jokes people make about my disabilities to try and break the ice, especially when there's no reason for them to talk to me, in the first place. Looking at YOU, random guy in the food court commenting on me "breaking the speed limit" while I'm using my wheelchair like you're the first person ever to make that utterly condescending "joke" 😒 WHY is it so hard for people to just talk to us like any other human being??
@Redawg586 жыл бұрын
Because most people are vacuous when it comes to some things. I myself made a joking comment about this one person that had some kind of growth removed and I said so how long do you have to live, six months? She will survive but I'm just narcissistic so that's my excuse.
@wmdkitty5 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for every "joke" about "breaking the speed limit", "can I hitch a ride", "don't get a ticket", and the like, I'd be obscenely wealthy.
@blkchinacs8 жыл бұрын
I love your puns Mike don't stop keep them coming LOL
@swanclipper8 жыл бұрын
as a non superman fan....... he also changes his side parting, not to mention he smiles more as superman. would you expect to recognise someone grumpy if they were an upbeat hero?
@DevinLind8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha #15! This list is awesome. As your lists usually are, +list25
@davidmcbenge93708 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Superman in black and white when I was a lot younger. I always wondered why he would just stand there and the bullets would bounce off of him, but when some one threw something at him he would duck or put up his arms.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v8 жыл бұрын
Wow Mike, your videos have really been improving lately
@list258 жыл бұрын
Thank you! And no offense, but please never offer me one of your Popsicles. They do not sound all that appetizing ~Mike
@user-yo2lt8ch7v8 жыл бұрын
+list25 yeah, it's just a stage name I livestream with some people and I changed it for them with no reason And now I can't change it back
@brianartillery8 жыл бұрын
25 points well put. I have thought of a lot of these, except the Kardashians - I have no idea who they are, which is possibly a good thing. I don't watch TV much, as I work nights. Any shows I like, I 'box set binge' when I have free time. I really like your videos.
@ladyvincenza8 жыл бұрын
My sister-in-law is a psychiatrist and she smokes. She went to medical school. This illustrates the difference between being "smart" and being "wise." Great list, btw.
@jamesflori89348 жыл бұрын
I love your puns. Please keep them going.
@jonahmioduszewski458 жыл бұрын
One theory I've heard about that last one is that people in the DC universe aren't expecting Superman to have a secret identity, believing that a god-like being has no reason to hide, so no one is looking for Superman's alter ego.
@jennij93898 жыл бұрын
The thing that irritates me the most, rolling my eyes, is the lack of accountability that most people seem to have today-especially the youth. NOTHING is their fault! This then leads to the ridiculous lawsuits that are so prolific that it mucks up the courts for years on end....ugh!
@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables8 жыл бұрын
Yes to #10! I ride a bike every time and I make sure I see most folks in their cars before they see me. So many folks seems to forget that cars have blinkers, too.
@kristicutsinger29358 жыл бұрын
I like mike. I know the puns don't always work, but his silliness works
@list258 жыл бұрын
I like Kristi. ~Mike
@kristicutsinger29358 жыл бұрын
+list25 thank you!😄
@ItWasMe_4208 жыл бұрын
Mike you're puns are awesome bro 👍
@list258 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Dallas! ~Mike
@LightningIgnitor7 жыл бұрын
Charging to pay online isn't dumb at all, it's strategic. Companies know people would much rather pay online for a game or order something online, so they take advantage of them.
@mrexists54008 жыл бұрын
the us will switch to metric when the uk stops driving on the left side of the road
@KirbyEatsCake1238 жыл бұрын
Imagine how expensive it would be to switch, changing all the speed limit signs, making car speed adjusters, making everyone buy new spedimoters, it's not cheap
@domusdebellum30428 жыл бұрын
+Grizz, Pan-Pan, and Ice Bear the speedometers in many cases already have kph on them. also I'm not sure what you mean by does adjusters. the reason we don't is because no one wants to learn a new system, even if it's far easier than the one we use currently.
@KirbyEatsCake1238 жыл бұрын
Everyone's already learning it, no school uses the standard system because all science jobs use metric
@mrexists54008 жыл бұрын
l
@KirbyEatsCake1238 жыл бұрын
Yes, that was the point of my first comment
@BrimHawk8 жыл бұрын
I love your puns Mike. Keep 'em coming!
@list258 жыл бұрын
DEAL! :D ~Mike
@mcfullthrottle4288 жыл бұрын
thanks for your videos I find them pretty interesting and enjoyable to watch
@chupacabra93578 жыл бұрын
Mike is really energetic and mad in this video.
@durondelia8 жыл бұрын
I get a giggle from Mike's puns... Nah I just LOVE his facial hair.... ;-)
@sanchirkh60198 жыл бұрын
WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO
@todddougherty94926 жыл бұрын
I love the honesty of the opening statement!!!!!! Fan for life.....
@dj3712125 жыл бұрын
Mikes puns are the best!!!!
@Mkov8248 жыл бұрын
How about online restaurant menus that don't list the prices too?
@boland738 жыл бұрын
I love Mike's puns
@justinq95188 жыл бұрын
Mike's puns are great
@SD-kx1se5 жыл бұрын
“I’m 1000% sure I’m not the father.”
@xxxAnaconda698 жыл бұрын
#1. that's the exact reason people don't recognize Superman! the combination of his eyes and glasses prevent people from recognizing him.thr comics explain it a lot better than I can though.
@user-vm5ud4xw6n Жыл бұрын
How on earth did the human race survive without Mike to straighten us up on these most trivial of complaints. Of course the things we obsess over are trivial people!! So let’s keep obsessing so Mike can employed by List 25! P.S. I never obsessed over this stuff until Mike came up with this list! Got nuthin’ but luv for ya Mikey boy !
@katty46826 жыл бұрын
I think the Superman costume makes a little sense when you look at the comics and realize that no one really looks at him as Clark Kent.
@pugzmcstewson56038 жыл бұрын
"How do you SLEEP AT NIGHT knowing you sell popcorn for such a high price!"
@nicholaswilley90015 жыл бұрын
I don't sell it... my cheapskate thieving boss does (no, not the theater manager... the REAL boss... corporate!)
@herbertsorenson34008 жыл бұрын
When someone asks a question that was just answered.
@shayn60918 жыл бұрын
What makes my eyes roll iinto my brain is how Tristan doesn't like Mike's puns.
@shayn60918 жыл бұрын
P.S. I hope I got the non-Mike name right. I'm too lazy to go find a video that I know exists that says his name, so I guessed.
@list258 жыл бұрын
Yup. It's Tristan. ~Mike
@shayn60918 жыл бұрын
Hi Mike! How's it goin'?
@list258 жыл бұрын
FANTASTICALLY. And yourself? ~Mike
@shayn60918 жыл бұрын
Good, I'm hanging out with my friend(s).
@francoislameth67498 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!!!
@BlessedOne07216 жыл бұрын
You read our comments? Yay! Hi, Mike. I like your puns, and the main reason why is how they tickle you to say them. You are quite enjoyable.
@motovate12558 жыл бұрын
I like this video, makes me think a lot, I'll just correct all my friends😃
@electricfanman94118 жыл бұрын
I got one feminazis how the hell does an A.C. become sexist?!
@electricfanman94118 жыл бұрын
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@scottvelez31548 жыл бұрын
You think it's a joke? I saw women in Burma being raped by oppressive Junta air conditioners! A.C sexism is a real issue!
@user-qd8gm8uh2o8 жыл бұрын
+Gothicscull234Gmail lol I got it
@nninjastrike21278 жыл бұрын
+Scott Velez Can I have a link to the video.
@selomhotor8 жыл бұрын
PUNS!!!! lol your guys are awesome keep it up
@megsmadmumble8 жыл бұрын
#22 THANK YOU! I see it on Craigslist and ebay all the time
@rawstarmusic8 жыл бұрын
#22 Sometimes people set a to low price and you can make a good deal. If you don't keep it for to long, you can sell it later at a good price but less good deal for the buyer than you got. If you sell it significantly lower than the low price you bought it for that would be pretty stupid.
@solomonharris74148 жыл бұрын
Tristan making smart remarks in the background while not showing his face...
@richardrahl72348 жыл бұрын
People watching anime, that they obviously dislike and then commenting on every single episode how much they dislike it.
@broderickjesson51788 жыл бұрын
hey mike great video
@monicab55788 жыл бұрын
That calm down just blew my mind
@toonster628 жыл бұрын
Keep punning it up Mike.
@Raethyang8 жыл бұрын
I just want to let you know, as a health care professional who smoked for 10 years. I chose to do it once... after that i didnt really get to choose or i would have quit a lot sooner. Nicotine is rough and im still fighting it 2 years since i last smoked
@bassangler738 жыл бұрын
I like Mike's puns :)
@bubblesdarke52268 жыл бұрын
I always roll my eyes when people call an ATM and ATM Machine. I seriously want to ask them what they think the M even stands for. And I like Mike's puns. I think they're 'punderful'.
@HomerLCPDFR8 жыл бұрын
I need to put this on my list of Top 25 List 25 Videos :P
@matthewriffe52448 жыл бұрын
I love how you had a sonic screwdriver, and the puns those were good too
@melbarentas8 жыл бұрын
You guy's are awesome
@LizzyMarieTina8 жыл бұрын
do a list of Mike's best puns!
@kilmorecombine08 жыл бұрын
Feminism makes me roll my eyes.
@domosphero88228 жыл бұрын
it makes me want to blow a hole in my head
@calibanxpable8 жыл бұрын
Look up the definition of feminism and then search for current US statistics on women.
@calibanxpable8 жыл бұрын
I'm not referring to the behaviors now, its an election year. What is the definition of feminism?
@jaimewilliams56098 жыл бұрын
why. feminism means female=male not female>male.
@robertgutman87638 жыл бұрын
Lo
@freejackprepper17398 жыл бұрын
#2 should have been #1! Great video.
@samwoodhouse44808 жыл бұрын
I don't get why people say that Mike's puns are horrible and stupid! I think they are super punny
@crazygamer24588 жыл бұрын
People forgetting that 99% of KZbin comments are a waste of time to write and to read. including this one.
@list258 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter, I still read them. You HAVE to have a thick skin though. There are some mean people out there. ~Mike
@TommieCobb8 жыл бұрын
supermams glasses are Kryptonian tech. it makes him look different to people around him.
@bukton108 жыл бұрын
Did he bring it from Krypton?
@TommieCobb8 жыл бұрын
+bukton10 He made it with The Tech he has in his fortress. I seriously thought it was common Knowledge. As of Post Crisis That was the explanation. in the Nu52 They never Caught a Solid Look at him as he was too fast. they touched on it a few times, most news papers could only get pics of him flying by. that's why when Lois outted him in the Nu52 it WS such a big deal. they finally had a face to put on the Blue and red Blurs
@hakonk518 жыл бұрын
+Tommie Cobb what? Who knows all of that
@TommieCobb8 жыл бұрын
+Hakon Andreas 2nd if you read comics, you would. but I keep forgetting people don't look for Facts, just take what's convenient. but its cool, more power to you 👏👏👏
@hakonk518 жыл бұрын
+Tommie Cobb most people don't really care about nerd facts that doesn't matter in real life
@katelyntrujillo-destiel8588 жыл бұрын
actually for the superman one in the comics he changes his posture his voice and his glasses change his eye color lol
@JeetuTNT8 жыл бұрын
Hi again Mike!
@list258 жыл бұрын
Hey Alfie. ~Mike
@papajoshua92308 жыл бұрын
Mike, your puns are one of the only things that don't annoy me.
@melissafinley59188 жыл бұрын
I love your puns, Mike...
@Grey_Warden_Invasion8 жыл бұрын
The term "I could care less" doesn't make sense to me if people actually want to tell me that they don't care. In that case I would rather say "I couldn't care less".
@southernoregoncatmom65198 жыл бұрын
Good video.
@AresLeviathan8 жыл бұрын
I work as an usher and a ticket taker. You'd be surprised how many people try to trick me into letting them in. It's hilarious to hear the reasons for getting in without a ticket like I'm actually dumb enough to listen. Them: Can we come in? Our friend inside has our tickets. Me: Can you call them? Them: No, they lost/broke/don't own a phone. Me: .......
@comedicgod8 жыл бұрын
Don't let him tell you how to live your life! Puns are the new memes!
@list258 жыл бұрын
#MikePuns = #MikeMemes ~Mike
@vmmacfarlane8 жыл бұрын
This video was great! LOL
@seeamerica18 жыл бұрын
I roll my eyes when the store doesn't have the advertised special.
@baire702 Жыл бұрын
Mike. I like your puns. Tristan too.
@editflores8 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! 😂👏🏼
@pierceshadowda67498 жыл бұрын
You, with number 1. Superman not only takes his glasses of, he also changes his hair and voice. And as Clark kent, wears clothes a size to big, to conceal his muscles.
i was wondering what Tristan was thinking when he wore the panda suit the other day. ... XD
@zhain08 жыл бұрын
bags of peanuts with the warning 'may contain nuts' on the back of packaging
@grandmasterwilliamj.muller20148 жыл бұрын
I love this video
@solrac45128 жыл бұрын
Well number 1 was actually explained in the comics. And I recommend you look it up, a quick summary is this. Different posture, superman has great control over his body and he can actually change his voice to sound timid and shy, he took acting classes to master the different mannerism etc, and a bit more that I can't remember. But you should def look it up its a fun read with cool pictures.
@tanyaramesh56978 жыл бұрын
last time I was this early... ahh who am I kidding I can't think of jokes
@samueljimenez70826 жыл бұрын
How about people that go to health clubs for hours on end and then gripe because they can't get a closer parking spot at Walmart. Them there's the ones who
@samueljimenez70826 жыл бұрын
Will put a newspaper over their head to keep frpm gettin' wet when it rains, then go home and take a shower. Go figure
@Azanathal8 жыл бұрын
Trump for President should be #1.
@Azanathal8 жыл бұрын
+Paul Marsocci ooo that's also a good one
@daveo29928 жыл бұрын
It's spelt Hillary* you are forgiven though.
@Notonetime8 жыл бұрын
It's Killary, because she gets people killed all the time.
@euphoricbacon8 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@daveo29928 жыл бұрын
they're both horrible options but i think that trump will piss off mexico with the wall thing but killary is in the pockets of places like iran and iraq and also in the pockets of the banks if she gets elected then goes onto stab those investers in the back she'll start a more wide spread war (worse case scenario of course) this is the only way trump is better than killary