25 great ghostbusters quotes

[@Sykotik]

One of the real good ones missing - "When someone asks you if you're a god....YOU SAY YES!!!"

[@SpookeyClown]

+Bret Michaels I never liked that one.

[@stanknight5764]

+Scott Miller That's actually why I came here because of the thumbnail. Dammit now I am watching a 5 min video and its just a tease lol.

[@DavidsD00MedReport]

+Scott Miller lol U beat me to the comment

[@phillytheflyerable]

up you go

[@avemack2155]

i agree XD

[@ROGER2095]

The line I like is when the possessed Sigourney Weaver tells Bill Murray, "I want you in me." and he says something like, "I think there's enough people in there already."

[@avah2899]

IT was .... I want you inside me... and he says ok go ahead no sounds like you have enough people in there already

[@JustinMacri007]

@@avah2899 no she saids how he cares for her Ahd saids sub creature

[@GKAllen]

"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is ok. He's a Sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid we won't have any trouble."

[@artist457]

Dana: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. Peter: What, a crime.

[@goldennugget75]

Ok. Now that I'm older I just got that quote.

[@joester4life]

@@goldennugget75 wow... same here.

[@23imansaray]

My favorite quote is Winston(Ernie Hudson) says, "I've seen sh*t that would turn you white!" When they are telling the mayor what is happening in the city.

[@edwardx4979]

One of my favorite lines as they all look at each other after a black man said it! Slid that line in perfectly. Lol

[@sportsygirl8]

Me too! That one is hilarious!!! The look on his face makes that line even better.

[@smarterthanyouraveragebear]

"That's a big Twinkie" That's the one

[@Ah-ed6ie]

@@edwardx4979 yea watch Peter tap ray and Egon as he whispers to say "oh shit. Lol

[@robvonk9131]

3:30 Egon's way of saying "Does a bear shit in the woods?" RIP Harold. Thanks for the memories.

[@DarthAbyss316]

Rob Vonk Amen! I’m part of a Ghostbusters fan group on Facebook and one of the members took his 4 year old son to Harold Ramis’ grave. It was such a touching photo.

[@wsmit4056]

Forgot: Pete: "Hey, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a whole through your head, remember that?" Egon: "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me..."

[@sportsygirl8]

That was a funny line, but I thought that line came from Ray to Egon.

[@gokaury]

It was Peter to Egon. Ray had the "mass sponge migration" line though.

[@NoMoreNever]

"Go get her, RAY!"

[@backonmygrind6826]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@murph2010]

i like the line in the first movie... "where do these stairs go?" "they go up"......

[@carlambroson8872]

Niall Classic!

[@TheInfiniterider]

They missed several of my favorites: "Get her!" "It's the sta-puft marshmallow man." "I played the 20 minute workout tape on fast forward, only took me ten minutes... It was a great workout." "Yes, have some." "Some idiot brought a cougar to a party." "'You're being paid!' 'You can keep your five bucks!'" "Put down the baby." (To baby) 'You're a terrible burden on your poor mother.'" "That's a big twinkie." "WE GOT ONE!!" "You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters." "Lots of people have two mortgages." "Ghostbusters, whattayou want?!" "Yes, they're for real." "This chick is TOAST!" "Whoever designed this building was either a certified genius, or an authentic wacko!" (Egon mouthing the word "Boom" when the EPA shuts down the containment unit.) And the best one of all: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you...say...YES!!!"

[@stevenad]

"Get her" always cracks me up. My kids don't understand yet. Plus, Bill Murray reminds me of my dad. Looks like him, and has that kind of "funny" to him. I love it.

[@tpog1]

Actually she calls him a humanist!

[@aBamaMelmsie]

Three mortgages

[@millerpublicist]

"She sleeps above her covers....FOUR FEET above her covers" -Bill Murray lol

[@brucechmiel7964]

"She barks, she drools, she claws."

[@brucechmiel7964]

Four years of reboots, sequels and remakes. Dead franchises rising from the graves. Human sacrifice Michel bay and Steven Spielberg living together mass hysteria. What If your wrong? If I'm wrong Nothing happens Well see the movie. Peacefully, Quietly Well Enjoy It. But If I'm right then we can stop this thing from making money. Ivan, You would have saved the lives of millions of dedicated fans.

[@Casterday1]

underrated post

[@MrChickennugget360]

dude i gotta copy this, this needs to go viral! awesome post

[@jakesmith8758]

That should be a movie dead movies coming from the box office

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Wow, just wow. Congratulations on this excellent comment! This is literally one of the creative texts I've ever read! Bravo sir!

[@GantzIsSloppy]

Well played.

[@Haunter_Who88]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Still Absolutely Nobody: Egon: "Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy."

[@okrajoe]

Too easy. All Ghostbusters quotes are great quotes.

[@gokaury]

And when you can quote the whole movie backwards and forwards, like I can, this is especially true.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

"Human Sacrifices, Dogs and Cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA" sums up everyone's thoughts about Ghostbusters 2016

[@sportsygirl8]

I was thinking the same thing one day!

[@Nightdare]

Nope GB2016 is on too low of a standard to be graced by one of the best moviequotes ever

[@Hellzapopp1n]

I actually liked it.

[@fahdchoudry7763]

It was fine. And got plenty of good reviews on rotten tomatoes. Good score too

[@scottdain6647]

fahd s RT means fuck all.

[@Calbenmike]

"There is no Dana, only Zuul." "What a lovely singing voice you must have."

[@Dohsoda]

The writing from Dan Ackroyd and Harold Ramis for both these movies are genius.

[@FlashakaViolet]

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED ITS ASS

[@Michael-xt2yz]

My personal favorite quote

[@tbthomas5117]

In excusable omission: "I'm calling this a promotional event. That's why I invited clients instead of friends." (Ric Moranis)

[@iamasillyman]

"Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?" "Do I?" "Yes, have some." "Yes, have some!"

[@jedinightwing]

You're right Ray. No human being would stack books this way.

[@alienc]

Timeless classic/s.. we should have stopped making movies right then and there.. nothing beats this, this is perfection I tell ya!........

[@jakestockton4808]

Did I enjoy these quotes? Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?

[@sweetdeal68]

"The Superintendent is gonna be pissed!" RIP Egon!

[@sorianadelavega8152]

why does everbody say that

[@sweetdeal68]

say what?

[@sorianadelavega8152]

r.i.p egon

[@sweetdeal68]

Harold Ramis, the guy who plays Egon, died a few weeks ago...

[@sorianadelavega8152]

oh thats relly sad

[@Sasquatchvideos38]

Ray: you forget, i was present for an underwater unexplained mass sponge migration. Peter: sighs.... ray! The sponges migrated about a foot and a half...

[@LJC79]

Egon: this is hot Ray. Ray: symmetrical book stacking, just like the Philadelphia Mass turbulence of 1947. Peter: right no human being would ever stack books like this. Ray: listen, you smell something Peter: takes a couple of whiffs

[@sportsygirl8]

And when Ray says about how the ghost scared the socks or pants, I can't remember off the old lady!

[@RAMSEY1987]

Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.

[@parkerharris9517]

That should do it Ray thank you very much

[@MarcoGamer640Productions2012]

Are you a god?

[@jdolaktv]

@@MarcoGamer640Productions2012 ...No?...

[@trinityhorn9265]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!!!!

[@michaelNicolaides]

I Never understood the hate towards the sequel. I Actually quite enjoyed it.

[@Texy88]

Probably one of those films that was heavily criticised originally but that people have generally warmed to as time went by, even though it is still not a patch on the first film. One thing about the sequel that does not really make sense is one of the judge's first lines in the courtroom scenes - in particular his line about him not believing in ghosts. Given that five years earlier there was (amongst other things) a gigantic Marshmallow Man stomping through New York, which would have been all over the news like a rash, one wonders what planet he must have been on to still disbelieve after that.

[@TheFiveFootSixers]

Diddo

[@ElDuderino502]

It's more of a kids movie.

[@JadMock]

@@Texy88 natural gases was the cause for the hallucinations

[@midoribishithegamer]

I was 9 years old when the 2nd film came out, and I loved it then and still do!

[@stryker1121]

Didn't include one of my favorite bits, but that's OK; Here it is from Rick Moranis: "Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

[@JenfurJordan]

"Would you like some coffee?" "Yes, have some." "Yes, have some!" Doesn't translate well here but I adore that exchange.

[@nickryan4126]

stryker1121 the line is great and his delivery makes it greater.

[@thatguytristan3928]

“Wait I’ve always wanted to do this” “THE FLOWERS- ARE STILL STANDING” Peter Venkman

[@virgorising7388]

Harold Ramis, eternal rest give unto him, Lord, and may perpetual light shine upon him.

[@treyowen9213]

Amen, sister.

[@fangorn23]

Amen

[@nigelmurphy6761]

Amen sister

[@PhantomationTV]

If only there were a lord.

[@ianinkster2261]

That suck in the guts moment would resonate a thousand fold today.

[@MelinaKalingar1891]

"Do, Re, EGON!!" Me: *Starts busting out laughing*

[@hankheavy]

"Ain't that right, Ziggy?" "YO!" "Hehehehe" That one's my favourite!

[@Bookgurl656]

He actually called him Spengy. But Ziggy sounds good too

[@lukesargent7551]

" ........... I got a major gas leak here, where d'you think all this is coming from? The Sky?"

[@kershiffreeman308]

" yes its true, this man his no dick" omg funny as fuck....

[@kaijufan6246]

Ray: Goozer the Goozarian... Good evening. As a duly representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order to cease all supernatural activity, and return your place of origin, or to the nearest parallel dimension. Peter: Ain't that right Z? Egon: Yo! Me: This is why Ray and Egon are my favorites. XD

[@llandry98]

"Where do these stairs go?" "They got up"

[@midoribishithegamer]

I have been going everywhere I can and rewatching the movies, listening to the theme song over and over again. Once I got the news that GB 3 was happening and we go a teaser, which I've watched so many damn times. Man 2020 guys, Ghostbusters are back!

[@tommygunatx333]

Almost all my favs. Thanks for posting.

[@saintgeaser9064]

"Would you like some coffee?" "Should I have some?" "Yes have some" "Yes have some!"

[@AnimeWeebDude22]

36 years old and still a awesome movie, I own Ghostbusters the first one and its one my favorite movies its funny and the ghostbusters actually take their job seriously and don’t always have to make joke constantly through the entire movie

[@fetzifetz6437]

"I wanna talk to Dana." "There is no Dana, only Zuul!" "What a lovely singing voice you must have."

[@ModernDayThinker0715]

Egon but not forgotten

[@StevenThomasGaming]

0:34 Ernie Hudson is WAY WAY too excited in that scene for what they are trying to convey to the mayor. lol

[@johngowans2108]

Watched the Ghostbuster movie/movies so many times as a kid, they became part of my vocabulary... This inspired me and a group of buddies to start a podcast which tests knowledge of classic movie dialogue. The Podcast is called "Quotall Recall" and is on Itunes, episode 3 is Ghostbusters, download and test your own knowledge.

[@BUFFALO_cougar_slayer]

Missing the best quote: "We have the tools, and we have the talent!"

[@HauntedPassed]

It's Miller time. Lol

[@SpergerKing]

Louis Tully: "I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

[@gamerplus1329]

"Lenny you would have saved the lives of millions of voters" is the best one I've heard

[@nadiaperez4021]

Doe Ray Egon: smiles I love it 🥰 Two in the box ready to go we be fast and baby slow

[@corellian63]

"WHERE D'YOU THINK ALL THIS IS COMIN" FROM? THE SKY??" Classic.

[@WarningSirensOfUpstateNY]

0:12 “What about the Twinkie?” LOL! 0:46 Dooooooooooo...Rayyyyyyyyyyyyyy...Egonnnnnnnnnnn! Can’t stop laughing!

[@keeperofthecheese]

The WINSTON bit in the tunnels still freaks me out !

[@trunksGav]

How can you leave out.I FEEL SO FUNKY!?

[@gokaury]

"I feel like the floor of a taxi cab."

[@fishvader5776]

We came, we saw ,we kick his ass!!! is my best one I ever heard

[@ssg263]

you're right. no human being would stack books like this.

[@braedenpelton2784]

one of the greatest comedies of all time

[@dansenders]

I had to watch this after seeing the new Ghostbusters trailer. I feel better now.

[@RavynMad121]

+Enders So disappointing isn't it? Visually, the ghosts and everything looking freaking amazing, but the entire cast and the characters are just horribly wrong.

[@walkerboh1701]

One of my favorites was "NOBODY steps on a church in my town!!"

[@tdjkhazard4522]

A lot of good ones are missing but the “where do you think all of this is coming from?? The SKY?!??” Kills me every time LMFAO, the smartassery is brilliant

[@turb0flat437]

Do-Re (Ray) - Mi ("Me" = Egon!!). This has been my favourite movie since childhood, and I've watched it countless times, and I'm ashamed to say I only just fully got that. :) Works both ways - Ray is a homophone for Re and Egon is either echoing Ray or re-interpreting "Me" or making a really neat pun and doing both at the same time. The humour in this movie is so fantastic.

[@MCBigman]

There's some great quotes from the cartoon as well. One of my favorites is "But all things considered, I'd rather be Bette Midler but then again, who wouldn't?"

[@cloudpotter2860]

I love it when Janine gets annoyed because she hasn’t had a break , and she picks the phone up and goes “Ghostbusters, what do you want?” XDD and I also love it when Alice goes: “My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome...”

[@StRoRo]

There are so many more. "Mother pussbucket" "Nobody steps on a church in my town" "Egon your mucus" "You're right, no human being would stack books like this" "That's the one that got me" "I only had part of a slinky, but I straightened it." "Ze upper vest side!" I could just the scripts of both films here.

[@M0butu]

I love this compilation. I am excited to be a part of it. Let's do it.....

[@craziestmeat]

"You're so kind taking care of that man, you're a real humanitarian." "I don't think he's human."

[@12thman75]

“That’s gotta be some cockroach...” “bite your head off man” “Now that’s a big twinkie” “Testing fest who here tonight is a national monument can you raise your hand please”.

[@ef-5tornado495]

“IVE GOT A MAJOR GAS LEAK HERE, WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL OF THIS IS COMING FROM, THE SKY??!!!!”

[@gokaury]

"Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration." "Oh Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot and a half."

[@gokaury]

The real last line of the first movie comes from Louis after he exits the Shandor building and being attended to by the EMS and pointing off screen: "I wanna go with them in the car."

[@sleepyhollow783]

Love when Ray shows up with the yet to be built up ECTO-1 & says "Everybody can relax I found a car..." then he proceeds to say the endless list of things that are wrong mechanically with the old Cadillac. It was like a mirror image scene in Blues Brothers where Elwood is trying to convince Jake on the good points of the "New Blues Mobile", the 1974 Dodge Monaco retired cop car. Funny also because the same actor is delivering the lines.

[@foxhound5699]

woah woah woah nice shootin Tex

[@lafortya]

"Ray has gone bye-bye. Egon, what do you got?" "Sorry Peter, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought right now."

[@Rorschach.]

THIS is the one.

[@jtrev492]

im so glad that these are only from the first 2 ghostbusters

[@theScoleriBrothers]

1. how is Elvis and have you seen him lately. 2. I was just about to say eight o'clock! You are a legitimate phenomenon!

[@Blocky858]

"Some dock supervisor down at Pier 34... he says the Titanic just arrived!" "Well, better late than never!"

[@hollywoodghostbusters9869]

No, no, no, I have all new cheap moves! Love that line!

[@theforestero]

2:14 -Whole problem with Aliens,you just cant trust em,occasionally you meet a few nice ones,but usually,they turn out to be a big lizard''!!

[@leecroft1983]

Who else is here because of the awesome news of Ghostbusters 3 coming to us in 2020 ? Or just because Ghostbusters (the first two REAL movie's) are awesome.

[@AFMountaineer2000]

Louis Tully: And that's me! My guys are still under a judicial mistrangement order... that blue thing I got from her! They could be exposing themselves! Peter Venkman: And you don't want us exposing ourselves!

[@TANKTREAD]

Great compilation. Love both, yes I said BOTH, "Ghostbuster" movies equally.

[@11kreider]

"DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THIS IS?" "happy new year" "he is vigo, you are like the buzzing of flies to him" lol

[@bbcasting]

Hotel maid: "What the HELL are you doin!?"

[@joejoe6952]

Sorry sorry we thought you were somebody else.

[@bigorange2082]

Sorry. Sorry. I’m sorry.

[@shotgunsandsmoke]

A New Hope, Ghostbusters 1; Airplane; Blazing Saddles; and Spaceballs. The top 5 movies that I quote almost all the time.

[@sportsygirl8]

For me Back to the Future trilogy, mostly quote from the first one and then Wild Hogs, Ghostbusters 1 and Homeward Bound 1 & 2 mostly the things that Chance says.

[@joshAKAtheman]

cant forget pulp fiction

[@emuhill]

Please don't call me Shirley.

[@satoterror]

3:10 Love Ray! He asks the question then jumps on it! Is this ice thick or thin? Let's stamp on it! Love it! Brilliant

[@haroos]

how could you forget the greatest lines ??? "mr. mayor i have seen shit that will turn you white" or "we're taking it all wrong. he's a sailor in new york we get him laid and everything is ok"

[@7star7storm7]

Most importantly - DONT CROSS THE STREAMS

[@DiedrichKnickerbocker1783]

"No, no, no, no. I've got all new cheap moves"

[@markvoelker6620]

“I collect spores, molds, and fungus.” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@FenellaPotter]

"Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!!!"

[@catsandbarbells]

the last one actually makes me miss Will Atherton too. He was EVERYWHERE in the 80s. the perfect Black Hat, and ginger to boot!. love to W. Atherton.

[@catsandbarbells]

what a great franchise. I cant beleive we never saw GB3. now would a great time for it too, with the recent success of Ghost Hunters, Ghost Adventures, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal State....

[@eliashuapilla]

"Egon I'm gonna take back some of things I've said about you. You've earned this"

[@wns808]

"Oh Shit!" - ConEd guy's reaction when he realized he shouldn't have shut down the Containment Unit

[@brycevo]

Such amazing dialogue

[@louannamccall1381]

I loved the part where Peter , Ray and Egon were in the hallway of the Hotel and one of the cleaning maids was passing by . They thought it was a ghost and started shooting at her until they saw who it was . She looks at them and says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" . . .

[@rambo8863]

Her reaktion was real aparently the demolition man had put too much explosive on the cart

[@alexoxo1]

“I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load bearing members, the wiring is substandard it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.” Same can be said for my school.”

[@fearthegeckotoo]

You forgot: " And WHY EXACTLY were you digging a hole in first avenue at 2am?" "Well your honor, there's so many holes in first avenue, we figured no one would notice...."

[@jeffwilliams7344]

What about.Whooah...whoah....whoah....Nice shooting tex!!

[@geekdave01]

Grrr. Out geeked again! Great movies. Great quote.

[@thomasmurgatroyd3824]

“That outta do it, thanks very much ray.”