25 Ways to be a Jerk in Trainz: A New Era

[@CraftyFoxe]

Very creative video, well done

[@mrplane4205]

Thank you very much!

[@TheTechyTechnis]

How are you not verified yet

[@yearlygymnast9865]

@@TheTechyTechnis seriously!

[@susankr8286]

I do your tutorials

[@Lily-lr3it]

OMG CRAFTYFOXE

[@mathiastwp]

☑ Yakety sax ☑ Bandicam logo ☑ No voice-over, only text

[@harrytodhunter5078]

In 2021 as well

[@H000d4]

Make me young again in 2006 gold era

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Much better than today’s memes lol

[@fucheduck]

Benny Hill girl chaser had no text nor V/O. just lots of wonky sound effects and slapping of girl buttock and little old men's bald head.

[@ILoveSuperVideoGames]

Early years of youtube nostalgia

[@Copper9-8]

I love how it goes from being a troll to becoming an actual criminal through theft.

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

And gross negligence.

[@TrainsofChicagoland]

“Driving The Polar Express in January” Everyone: **angry** I see people don’t understand that this is a joke

[@rushylvania.northern]

No everyones angry when its driven in June people get mad

[@NobodyPlayzYT]

me when i see polar express in june : happy

[@rodolfosuastegui9617]

You serius ore what 🧐

[@coreycase9946]

That doesn't make since

[@ChicagolandAviation747]

that is fine

[@justsomethingyouseeonline7387]

"You're causing confusion and delay" -Sir Topham Hat

[@WhineySiamang]

Hahahahaha I love trains

[@ambermolohon3986]

Big Boy: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT HATT

[@ambermolohon3986]

@@robertcrawshaw9978 Big Boy: **runs over Topham with all 604 tons of weight**

[@basicallystupid7080]

YEAS

[@sajidmahmood8383]

Yall ready for stupid season 25

[@1987VCRProductions]

This has the vibe and energy of a KZbin video from circa 2006 or 2007.

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Still way better than most of today’s videos

[@smipy]

*Old but Gold*

[@DanTDMJace]

Trainz did exist then so I see that (Latest was TRS2006)

[@Keenrailfans]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@Vigilance108]

XD

[@Optimaloptimus]

I call the showing off your speed one “The Gordon Maneuver”.

[@ikelom]

See also: Spencer

[@basicallystupid7080]

oh my god yess

[@Optimaloptimus]

@Jon Victor Min Yun Tham Always have been.

[@GamerKeags_YT]

Or spencer

[@milomoli2830]

@Jon Victor Min Yun Tham always has been yo

[@mac124568]

This is weird. It has such a strong 2010 energy coming from it. And I'm ok with that

[@dimwit47_]

That is what makes it enjoyable

[@13lackout360]

This makes this game look way more exciting than it sounds.

[@thatoneguy611]

Couple to someone else’s train while they are moving and throw the emergency brakes.

[@mrplane4205]

Another good idea! Thank you!

[@tabby.eclipz]

@Irish sixty Six Fan i feel like both of these replies are much funnier to be read than they would be to watch tbh

[@cajunbeats909]

massive steel beast quivalent of pulling back on someones shirt while theyre walking

[@mattthetankengine5539]

@@mrplane4205 the back engine not coupled up to the Freight cars

[@mattthetankengine5539]

@@Mohamed-nt7jm putting a passenger car on the mainline

[@CarolinaRails]

"Identity Theft" and "Waking Everybody up at 3am" got me XD

[@justahillbilly7777]

0:52: Man ya can't have ANYTHING in Detroit!

[@thefatjapanesepufferfish1906]

A classic

[@zhackiethedog]

No more refill

[@Chadmiral]

UNLIMITED POWER!!

[@veniciocaldas1514]

detroit tn

[@clairebennett9104]

Infinite Coal

[@theoflood6596]

More ways to be a jerk: 1. Drive an American train in Britain 2. Hide another engines trucks 3. Purposely shunt the wrong trucks into the wrong sidings 4. Forget hogging one engine's shed, hog the turntable so no one can get in. 5. Do the Bago prank from Top Gear train style 6. Purposely reverse into another engine and claim it was an accident

[@zechc]

this is my favorite comment

[@theoflood6596]

@@zechc thank you

[@flapflapflapflap]

Even more ways: 1) Taking the express cars while being a freighter 2) Detatching the cars while the train is in motion

[@Gamerguy826]

Why is driving an American locomotive on a British railway considered a dick move anyway? I don't get it.

[@theoflood6596]

@@Gamerguy826 because it's the wrong train in the wrong place.

[@nickiminajqueen894]

"Ruining a Historical Moment" Train fans should get this one

[@AIRBORN_EEvEE]

yes, it was SUPPOSED to the driving of the final pin of the first trans-continental railroad, but it APPEARS that Leland Stanford's head is now smashed into a cow-catcher.... how fetching....

[@theoflood6596]

well to be fair it you're paying attention and listened, the evidence suggests the train was bumped from behind

[@MT-jd8pc]

Yep the driving in of the golden spike to connect the transcontinental railroad

[@trainman3984]

A historical moment I like the most! And he crashed it. ****

[@noahlewis6920]

Yep, I get it. It was ruining the Historical moment of "Hammering the final peg into the tracks of the Trans-Continential Railroad". I'm not a train fan anymore, but I do happen to be a bit of a History Buff.

[@odd_bobble9106]

Ok, stealing the tender one would be funny exactly once. Seeing a steam engine pulling what is basically a coal load nowhere with the intent to use it all is kind of funny.

[@danielconde13]

Never played in multiplayer, but got to admit it: Number 8 got me laughing as hell.

[@jordanplays-transitandgame1690]

I wonder how he did that LOL

[@DanTDMJace]

@@jordanplays-transitandgame1690he got a bunch of tenders and added them all to a consist

[@cardz_n_stuff_23]

At 0:52, yea 😂

[@jonahsarcon2074]

What game name

[@Ragatha-aviation-doll]

@@jonahsarcon2074trainz

[@alpinea1102]

#26: Putting a shay in charge of a timed express train.

[@JerzeyBoy]

How not to run an American Railway: Examples listed above. Sodor Railway:

[@yearlygymnast9865]

@@whossean under that is in the tiniest font ever (or until the sentient trains we own crash somehow)

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

english : haha fat controller The rest of the world: sir topham

[@thesteamengineer442]

But why not?

[@lisaandethanc4284]

Signed the head of the railway sir topham hat

[@vin6665]

Sodor railways are seriously messed up

[@MCMinerHQ]

Taking everyone's tenders genuinely made me laugh

[@Drifted_Rail]

Number 30: Driving Thomas the tank engine in America and not Sodor.

[@mrplane4205]

Good suggestion! Thank you!

[@Drifted_Rail]

@@whossean oops

[@historytank5673]

@@whossean yes

[@Drifted_Rail]

@@LJRailfan-Gamer_07. Is it even possible for a tiny E2 to take all that without a back engine?

[@Drifted_Rail]

@@whossean What about all the others? Let's not forget that it also says "friends" in the title.

[@BlindingLight]

Remember: this applies to TRS2019 as well!

[@inspectorhserfnz0019]

What's trs 2019

[@BlindingLight]

@@inspectorhserfnz0019 Trainz Railroad Simulator 2019

[@inspectorhserfnz0019]

@@BlindingLight Oohh

[@asrpreview5218]

Yes

[@theofficialSeir9]

@@BlindingLight how do I get it

[@theotherrailway]

"6. Taking Someone Else's Shed" The Shed: has over 14 other berths.

[@yellowsqueak.4778]

Number 26: Be Thomas the tank engine and ruin everybody's train and troll them

[@mrplane4205]

You’re very welcome! You came to the right place!

[@SwagNeverDies55]

27 be a tactical nuke

[@SwagNeverDies55]

28 going to pain train crossing

[@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944]

Crashing Into a Fully Loaded train?

[@tabby.eclipz]

@Railfan 765 **laughs in not understanding anything this mans just said even though I like trains**

[@djtheking5960]

2:22 Whistle sounds like a tie fighter

[@metalandsteel]

Railfans: Wow what a jerk Non-Railfans: Uhh..How is that being a jerk..?

[@lnerb1class1415]

true though

[@SilverPhoenix177]

1:47 Aww they’re holding hands 🥰🥰🥰

[@WartenPresei]

Somebody got crushed there

[@Uptownloki47]

You should see train games on roblox. It’s way worse than any Trainz multiplayer lobby.

[@mrplane4205]

Oh yes I’ve seen them before

[@evanstraintubeyt6950]

Not rails unlimited classic

[@katers1233]

wait, trainz has multiplayer?

[@dustynutz2175]

Wait that's a thing

[@katers1233]

@@dustynutz2175 idk

[@bread9276]

Ok, I must admit, taking everyone's tenders made chuckle.

[@kaydensrailway5594]

Literally everyone in TTTE: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this

[@Chadmiral]

Lol

[@zainigamings]

"Taking Everyones Tender" Meanwhile on Sodor: Trains that have tenders: *Hey where my tender??!!*

[@nityking1]

3:40 BoCo: Do you mind? Bill: Yes. (George Carlin: Said Bill.) I do. I want my cars back.

[@maureenobrien4968]

0:43 614: MOVE! 4460: Nope, I called dibs. 614: No, you didn’t! 4460 Go ahead, I’m gonna keep sitting here...

[@CoreythelordoftheIsles]

It’s 2714

[@therandomguy1592]

Waking everyone up in 3am Everyone in house: a ghost train whistle!!!

[@missdontsignmeout]

Im really curious how long it took you to gather everyones tenders! Thats actually Hilarious! 😂

[@leonardovalladares4315]

5🤣🤣🤣

[@sajidmahmood8383]

Take the train onto roundabout and then twist it go on a siding and STRAL

[@JXPNetwork]

My thought if there was a 26th way: Putting Penn Central cars on a Union Pacific manifest.

[@mrplane4205]

Ah yes! Great idea!

[@mysterygamer48]

I loved the stealing everyone’s tenders one. That one gave me a good laugh

[@RandomRetroTrainGuy82]

0:28 Hey! It’s January!

[@RandomRetroTrainGuy82]

I’m talking about driving The Polar Express after the holidays are over.

[@mrplane4205]

Yep that’s correct!

[@railfansrailway370]

"don't mind me just heading home"

[@SilerHarmon-o7u]

Come on man

[@ayoshijunior]

2:05 Hudson: Race to Houston? Penn: You're on! 4014: *Pulling a slow freight off-screen* WHAT THE- Hudson and Penn: *screaming* *they all crash* the end. Edit: Mandatory "HOLY HELL THANKS FOR THE LIKES" edit.

[@tadofficial1563]

A sad ending

[@JoyceLund]

This is the best trainz video of 2021 so far

[@mrplane4205]

Haha thanks! I wouldn’t say the best Trainz video of 2021 so far, but one of the best videos on my channel! :)

[@JMVvideosByDjMarty]

True^^

[@wut6922]

I honestly thought this video was 10 years old.

[@birdmcrandomsux]

The fact that by this point in time this video has more views than the official release trailer is hilarious

[@gibco25-offical56]

99: blasting your horn at all times

[@gibco25-offical56]

@@LJRailfan-Gamer_07. LOL

[@JMVvideosByDjMarty]

Tie with a string... ^^

[@oron61]

Cross a road in a residential block at 3 a.m. HOOOOOOOOOONK... HOOOOOOOOOONK... HONK... HOOOOOOOOOONK...

[@seabreeze9296]

using a loud "Dukes of Hazard" horn instead of a regular horn

[@gibco25-offical56]

@@seabreeze9296 Thats more like it!

[@Random-sr9ko]

“Abandoning your passengers” Passengers: *pissed*

[@silvertalon007]

Big Boy at 3AM: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@squeaksfor2514]

You forgot "Endangering everyone by trying to be a runaway locomotive"

[@atlas1924]

2:38 insert thomas theme

[@The_SEWI_Railfanner]

30: kicking everyone out from the game

[@shittyassguy0064]

lmao

[@stupidstudiosproductions2179]

0:07 I realized that was the blue comet, funny thing is not only do i have the lion L 2002 model but i live near where it was constructed and dismantled

[@nickelplatestudios2162]

0:48 Welcome to downriver Michigan and Flat Rock yard everyday lmao. Canadian National specializes in this practice.

[@MrGeneberrier]

You need to make more of this like a part 2 or something like that. It's just soooooo funny :D

[@mrplane4205]

A part 2 is currently in development! :)

[@lnerb1class1415]

@@mrplane4205 and now after a few trains, it is. im in 2023 rn so yeah it did happen

[@colinguo5855]

50: Removing all the speed limit signs in the USA.

[@yearlygymnast9865]

Wait we have speed limits here? Thought the speed was freedom miles per hour

[@noahlewis6920]

@@yearlygymnast9865 Hahaha, that's a good one. And of course we have speed limit signs. Why do you think we call them SPEED LIMITS?

[@yearlygymnast9865]

@@noahlewis6920 hahah yea i know, just starting to learn how to drive and im getting used to them while on the road...

[@noahlewis6920]

@@yearlygymnast9865 Good luck trying to get your learner's license and trying to pass your driving test.

[@colinguo5855]

@@yearlygymnast9865 Faster than freedom and into Liberty speed

[@darealconman]

I have a suggestion: Drive a really long freight train at a busy crossing insanely slowly. I couldn't stop laughing at this video, but the last two ones on here are my favorites. 🤣

[@masonsykes2240]

That's just everyday life

[@RailfanAndy]

3:22 the first diesel locomotive

[@tomstryker1005]

Number XX: Using the Turn Table as a toy. (Shows train constantly spinning while others watch angrily) .

[@SuperAndroid0013]

James spinning endlessly while Gordon watches delighted. "Well, well! Are you playing roundabouts?"

[@thomasfoster4370]

*80s music starts playing*

[@HenBasketFireAlarms]

4:15 my college dormitory experience, except with fire alarms

[@noahlewis6920]

I kinda feel bad for you, man. That must've been rough on you.

[@TNTMan93]

Nice job buddy! Very clever ideas

[@mrplane4205]

Thank you very much!

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Oh hey NASCAR guy

[@dumbsvill]

This is the most 2010 video I've ever seen and I love it

[@jaxlovesredsox8267]

I WAS LAUGHING MY BUTT OF THIS WHOLE VIDEO! My favorite part was... 25. Waking everyone up at 3:00 am LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@The_SEWI_Railfanner]

29: using all of the trains and not let anybody have one

[@mrplane4205]

Ah yes! Thanks for the suggestion!

[@The_SEWI_Railfanner]

Np

[@The_SEWI_Railfanner]

And what was the music for this?

[@pqhkr2002]

Did such in Train Simulator, after several yards, the train is too long for the bottom HUD to show the whole train.

[@mpf1947]

@@The_SEWI_Railfanner Yakety Sax

[@BottomOfTheBarrelProductions]

0:19 my friends show me how good at soccer they are meanwhile I'm like: maybe my take and play Arthur arrived from eBay

[@railfansrailway370]

Ah I see we have a thomas fan in the chat. I like thomas too

[@joshthenarrowgaugeengine]

@@railfansrailway370 me too

[@ironhorsehistorian9871]

0:59 UP Big Boy: “U N L I M I T E D P O W E R!”

[@StevenVette24]

Looks like a Challenger, but yeah, I can't believe how long it kept going for! And for reason 8 what not to do, the Challenger says, "DEW IT!!!!"

[@ironhorsehistorian9871]

@@StevenVette24 oh crap it is a challenger. My bad.

[@ayoshijunior]

1:07 834: Here we go! 614: Are you seriously playing chicken? *a few seconds later...* 614: ASSHOLE!!! 834: **giggling**

[@08_BTR]

bruh stop swearing

[@ayoshijunior]

@@08_BTR no

[@aod.1]

0:26 Relax! It's just heading home.

[@SuperAndroid0013]

Lol if it's taking it that long to get home, then did it have to start its journey that early as well? If you count late january, then that means it would've had to start in November

[@clairebennett9104]

2:57 *"THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE!"*

[@JulianTrainKidProductions]

1:06 If I ever did that in real life, I’d probably shit myself lol

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

This feels like an early KZbin video and I mean that in the best way. Just a silent but clear love for the game and making something silly to share with the world.

[@neonic_wolf5086]

infinity coal train doesent exist, it cant hurt you. infinity coal train: 0:53

[@militarytankstudios9497]

how about coalpeircer

[@neonic_wolf5086]

@@militarytankstudios9497 hmm

[@XPCHAN]

4:02 Driving a Stagecoach in 2021 is suck lol And it's even worse if that thing is on a highspeed railway track lol Btw it's 2023 now and I am still watching it

[@yoboykingmaxd]

Big boy waking Everyone at 3:00 🤣

[@XthTerrorOfDeath]

4:25 That guy plays Trainz IRL near my house at the crossing.

[@richardhibbard1066]

These clips are for sure something the Miller era of "Thomas & Friends" would do! 😂🤣

[@rockinghamrailvids]

Everyone: Trying to get a good night's sleep Big Boy: *Allow me to play you the song of my people*

[@AJRailfan]

I love how this video can’t decide whether it’s being sarcastic or honest. Also, does anyone know what the name of the song is?

[@Yeentenology]

"Benny Hill" by Boots Randolph

[@blue2sco]

Yakety Sax

[@Tomlin4014]

the song is yakety sax and whenever i hear it i instantly think of one thing in my head: people being stupid and that is why i love the song

[@Edward2Fan47]

Here’s a few I got for you. 1. Skipping station stops 2. Stopping at unlisted stations 3. Stalling on a large bridge with no walkways. 4. Running tall trains through low tunnels 5. Pushing a loaded passenger train to the sea. 6. Ignoring signals.

[@michaelkeaton5394]

"driving the polar express in January" I'm dying wtf

[@Benji150Official]

3:41 this diesel sound is very good

[@sirusdepinto9136]

1:36 that isnt fast enough.

[@SSBB_5m4sh]

0:58 Flying Scotsman: "Big Boy! Are you trying to run more than two tenders like I do? Henry used to done that from Season 3"

[@adventuresofamtrakcascades301]

3:02 my favorite part!

[@andrewtheberkshireengine4385]

*taking all everyone's tenders* Flying Scotsman: where's my two tenders

[@thetheatreorgan168]

3:10, for good measure, the black locomotive should have had coal dumped all over it

[@themusicman1556]

Number 7 is kinda hard to avoid sometimes though you have to admit, because sometimes the route has a station with a crossing right in front of it. Case in point Coal Country and Kickstarter County

[@runawaysmudger7181]

3:27 ...And now we see a UP 2-10-2 pretending to be a cab forward and sneak into SP territory...

[@mrplane4205]

Haha yup!

[@SBW-LA]

Dude this is such a throwback to 2012 KZbin videos It’s amazing

[@patsabt]

a very funny video, i laughed the entire time also "taking everyone's tender" made me laugh so hard i think my lungs forgot how to breathe LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EngineerDaylight]

The identity-theft one had me cracking up, LMAO

[@Swedar]

This has to be one of the most creative Trainz videos ever. Awesome job man!

[@mrplane4205]

Thank you!

[@avr0384]

Black locomotive: heyyyyy sucker! Blue locomotive: -_-

[@thomasgamerthebiggestroblo2591]

Black Train: Ha Sucker: Blue Train : BRUH 0:01

[@andrewpadillo9230]

The black one was the Living Legend(844) and the blue one is the Blue Comet

[@Burritosman56]

This kind of content remind me about many old Trainz videos that I liked to watch 10 years ago as a kid. Now I found this video and I really like it keep it up!

[@ryanross3640]

This made me laugh SO hard the whole time. They are so random yet so hilarious!

[@TrainTrackTrav]

That was actually pretty funny! The identity theft and stolen tenders got me. LOL

[@SwagNeverDies55]

So if you hate your job as a train driver or an engineer here's what todo and this vid will explains a lot

[@nascarfan88ta]

This was freakin great. Proof Benny Hill makes anything funny

[@natebacheller3083]

This is top-tier content.

[@FunAngelo2005]

"steal everybody's tenders" tank engiens:I dont have such weekneses

[@TheZanzaroni]

I have never in my life cared less about a subject yet enjoyed the video, congrats my dude

[@epicm999]

Only other time I've ever seen Trainz was that mlg vid. This is a work of pure art! Hats off!

[@FCP745]

1:29 is that the n Blue ridge aka class AG

[@jamesj5565]

Wow, this brings back the memories of 2010 KZbin, watching Trainz and MSTS crash videos without a care in the world

[@The-epic-person69420]

0:32 which now, is January turning February.

[@theoldbayrailfan]

Big boy: watches polar express go by Also big boy: It’s a Christmas miracle in January