26 Traits Japanese Girls Want in a Guy

[@AbroadinJapan]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD: What was your score out of 26? To be honest, if you got less than I did a congratulations is probably in order, given that you're likely to be in the minority. If any of you can shed some light on why Japanese girls love beetles, please share your wisdom. For me, the answer lies beyond the realms of comprehension. Right, I'm off to cry in a cupboard.

[@syntax2357]

hi

[@benjerness]

A perfect 0

[@seiranshi]

yes!! just have to watch your new video before going to sleep!! you just have that disappointed expression when Chiaki saying her ‘reqt’ and you didnt fit them. just always smile Chris! haha well, im still waiting for that duel with the weighing scale!.. 😂😂😂

[@realwizard435]

I dont know about the other traits, but i sure can eat meat!

[@Amoreoneuser02]

Ur a lad

[@tiureiji]

My theory: This magazine's CEO's nephew wanted to get a girlfriend, so they published an incredibly specific article describing him as the "ideal guy".

[@Iron_Justicer]

CEO's nephew working part-time at a cafe?

[@tiureiji]

@@Iron_Justicer 🤔

[@InfernosReaper]

@@tiureiji makes sense, because his uncle is rich, but still makes him get a job. In that situation, he went with one where he could meet a lot of women

[@deanflet973]

🤣😭🤣

[@CleverGirlAAH]

the beetle hobbyist nephew

[@kevinbelho115]

Thin and mascular but cola drinker and heavy meat eater, also in a athletics club and found in Harajuku area. Sounds like a sports anime protagonist or something of sort.

[@syddoku]

LMAO

[@PersonManManManMan]

_yed_

[@PixelatedBlu]

Facts

[@Melinmingle]

I 've been doing that for 27 years and I'm dutch

[@brningpyre]

This was absolutely answered by a female fan of sports anime, lol.

[@CoryMoll]

“Girls Will Be Yes” Natsuki should model the shirt.

[@Nerdthagoras]

Probably really should be Chiaki on the shirt on account of her being the one to say it ;)

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

It should be a hoodie so he doesn't look like a reasonably priced hitman...

[@PersonManManManMan]

@@Nerdthagoras _yes_

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

'Beetles look like Man' 'Girls will be "Yes" '

[@sabrinaspurzem1672]

So many note-worthy quotes: "Girls will be YES!" "My shit fashion will stand out" "I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" "Beetles look like a man" "If your clothes smell good, girl will fall in love with you" I'm dying XD

[@AlphaQHard]

Smelling good is subjective tho innit

[@Zman_fnaf]

I am dying with laughter right now!

[@footballuniverse6522]

the clothes one is legit all around the world though!

[@gonzagalaw]

She is the most polite, brutally honest person I think I have ever seen.

[@alessandromorelli5866]

standard japanese

[@elijahx7159]

Lmaoo for real

[@fullcrackalchemist]

That’s just Japan IAN

[@floatinqspirit4289]

are all japanese people this honest ahah or is it just cause they are friends

[@oisinlynch8427]

not to mention a bit vulgar because when they show milk she is saying cow piss (does anybody else here it)

[@faizalntd]

To summarise this video: 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive

[@db-jugg3r]

@Jon Goat be a flower hahaha

[@incredibledn]

rule 1 and 2

[@GPrinceps]

@Jon Goat Well, the concept of "flower boys" exists for a reason! ;)

[@JKM2468]

3. Buy Coke

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

And whatever you do, be born in August!

[@YetAnotherWeebTrash]

"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" should be on a shirt

[@LouisBidmead]

Could be Broad’s best line

[@kobesarmm5530]

thing is wearing a shirt like that would make you look like an unreasonably cheap hitman

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

'Girls will be "Yes" '

[@VorpalStorm]

I was cackling like a madman at that line, it's fucking amazing.

[@mrguest3749]

12:17

[@squaresausageARK]

The rolling up of sleeves is an interesting one. In history, men in Japan typically wear clothing that covers their arms. It was an opportune place to conceal valuables or a weapon. After the US rolled in, with men having sleeves rolled up, with arms on display, it has become something unwittingly sexually attractive to Japanese women, because it was not typically a body part that was ever afforded to them prior.

[@Northanteus]

I assume that rolled up sleeves makes their minds subconscioisly think that the guy is working with their hands a lot, therefore they're strong.💪 🤣

[@wildcheekymonkey]

@@Northanteus oml brah it just looks manly. specially if they are a bit grease monked or have a hatchet.

[@burstingwizard975]

So basically Japanese culture made it a forbidden fruit and American GI's opened the floodgates

[@squaresausageARK]

@@burstingwizard975 yep

[@unwnme]

@@Northanteus Yea, that advanced hype job of an explanation OP is not the case. No way. Strong forearms usually means the rest of you is not weak. Show it. Edit: and then girls will be YES!

[@ИлиянМилчев]

Imagine dating a Japanese girl, everything is going fine untill she asks you how much time you spend in the Harajuku district...

[@markovibovec3087]

and u live together in USA that would be wtf

[@angrybellsprout]

the cafe you work at needs to be there or at least that's where your athletic club meets?

[@chaoticcramer9877]

Ilo Rock do you get to the Harajuku district often? What am I saying... of course you don’t.

[@paulsilagi4783]

Nathan Cramer NO! STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

[@trinidaddy]

@@chaoticcramer9877 I was about to say that lol

[@sabao4792]

Turns out, me; a female, is the perfect man according to Japanese girls

[@7Nevermore9]

think seriously to move to Japan

[@nicorabi9414]

Me, pansexual: I see this as an absolute win!

[@julesshort9219]

My sister told me this too... Sis???!

[@notAlbertbtw]

Get what u can get!

[@kakyoin3760]

So you’re the oldest son whilst also being female, right

[@matthewdillow8694]

I feel like all the Japanese girls have fallen in love with the same guy working in a cafe in Tokyo

[@matiasfpm]

@Karlimo there are a few of those recently...

[@AK-jt7kh]

Who loves beetles

[@arx3516]

Finally all those harem anime have some truth in them!

[@husseinrefaii9965]

Kaneki ken maybe

[@innocentbystander3317]

Kinda like how all American girls fell in love with a convicted rapist and abuser with a cute FB profile picture? So, end of the day, Japanese girls prefer employed men without a history of kicking her ass? Jee, how sensible..

[@andrewleif]

"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." I laughed. And I felt that.

[@DdawgWalker]

I love how she smiles and nods when he says he's basically the most unappealing guy ever😂

[@Daddy-xh4gk]

What's wrong with you? He's extremely appealing, especially on his more recent videos.

[@BorisBatalov]

Daniyal Danish imagine having such a bad reading comprehension that you can‘t even understand such an easy sentence. Where did he say the he thinks he is unappealing? He literally only quoted Chris.

[@Daddy-xh4gk]

@@BorisBatalov My bad.

[@Ravenleaf182]

she was pretty happy and smiling with anytime she got to check "Fail" which was often...but she has a nice smile though, so...silver lining?

[@SamanthaBaker-mn7js]

@@BorisBatalov I'm sure you didn't mean any offense but that was a little harsh. They just misunderstood the comment, I don't think they were meaning to be harmful mate.

[@MikeSmithMeh]

Chiaki: *gives an explanation* Chris: of course Also Chris: *visible confusion*

[@somewhatnotable8099]

A comment with over 1k likes AND liked by Chris has no replies? Perhaps the archives are incomplete…

[@Dis_Dis]

Visible confusion? No, that's just his face. He always looks like that.

[@scottishknights]

-white T shirt -Navy blue jeans It’s official, Japanese girls love hank hill

[@maysterre]

I ALMOST CHOKED FROM LAUGHTER

[@RetroGamer10]

At first I thought about Homer Simpson but then I thought Hank Hill is better

[@InfernosReaper]

Really makes me wonder why his brother is still single...

[@borntofeel1152]

@Shinichi Kudo SpongeBob

[@mamallama7708]

😆

[@ChronoJedi]

Chris: "I feel awful now" Girl : BIG SMILE

[@sempha4123]

'I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman'. Lmao. Oddly spot on though.

[@counter9649]

Damn, when did he say that xD

[@Tinky1rs]

@@counter9649 12:12

[@loivamir718]

@@counter9649 12:15

[@jamesfry8983]

Maybe it's an English thing I dress like reasonably priced hitman too

[@ALightInTheAutumnRain]

I was gonna mention it, too! How casually he came up with that. :D

[@Herr_Vorragender]

Chris: "I'm basically the most unappealing guy ever" Chiaki: *nodding vigorously* Uh! I can feel the burn around the globe!

[@maddygreenb]

I may not be japanese but he sure is appealing to me

[@BothHands1]

Maddy G Yeah, we in the west like his unadulterated cynicism and his nihilistic tone of voice lol Not exactly kawaii though 😜

[@Stumbo99]

That burn must be why the ice caps are melting

[@alexgreen4322]

Chris: Am I unattractive? The nation of Japan: S O U D E S U Chris: Shouganai (>cycles away) This is so sad, smash like

[@Daysleeper1990]

My favorite burn in the whole video is #9 Chris: "The ideal guy is kind and gentle. Tick. Yes." Chiaki: "No." Chris: "What do you mean no??" Chiaki: "Fail"

[@nerevsuk]

Quote of the year “I like to dress like I’m a reasonably priced hit man”

[@alondor8157]

Honestly. That's most westerners. The "Ideal" japanese male, sounds very much like some hollywood teen movie stereotype.

[@ameyas7726]

Assassin Creedit

[@aR0ttenBANANA]

@@alondor8157 I think it probably has something to do with the whole Japanese people not dating dilemma.

[@PrestonsDogFood]

After one week of my latest airsoft game, I am still in my ranger green Plate Carrier...

[@amberriche30]

That cracked me up

[@mateusquasetuga]

I love her. It seems so rare that you interact with Japanese people who really get your jokes and can roll with it, and even respond in kind. If you weren't dating the Canadian girl I'd say why'd you let her go! Except for the fact that she finds you incredibly unappealing...

[@swedishpsychopath8795]

But for sure Chaki must be a christmas cake by now?

[@TheKnightXavier]

I understand thats because Chiaki is married with a British guy!

[@digiac4027]

BREAKING NEWS: Major amount of men quitting their jobs to work at cafés.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

**Three weeks later** Major news: Droves of men quitting the café scene because it pays shit and customers are a pain.

[@tarkitarker0815]

@Vect0r while having a fulltime job too, i find it utterly funny in what kind of illusions some people live, as if you could be sunshine and all after working 8 hours in a heated bureau.

[@saschamayer4050]

You might keep your current job and get a job at a Cafe, working both gigs part-time. Get good salary *and* the girl. 💰💃 Double-win!

[@kdvr766]

@@JohnDoe-pt7ru thats practically the majority of women

[@Justineast]

Seriously Chris. Sell your Idea and start selling T-Shirts saying "Girls will be YES" in japanese. I'd buy that.

[@captaininsane1893]

17 minutes of Chris trying to work out why he's unromantic and refreshing to Japanese girls is quite an entertaining video unsurprisingly

[@Joker-yw9hl]

I like how she gets the humour and plays along well herself

[@otterpoet]

The way she says "Fail" was both adorable and soul-crushing

[@philipmoore449]

otterpoet adorably soul crushing

[@campkira]

no shit... let face they just want the guy to do all the work while they enjoy do nothing all day....

[@parisstromatias637]

@@campkira and who is going to raise the children and do the cooking and clean the house you

[@mihailxenokalakis7310]

@@parisstromatias637 if you can cook rice omelete and only work part time in a cafe you can do that on your own

[@aa-yt7wo]

1: spends less than $90 on his own clothes per months 2: spends a lot of time in the shopping district buying HER clothes

[@vegeta99rock]

Literally every girl Dream Husbando

[@Ruylopez778]

using all the money he makes working part time in a cafe

[@JohannesNielsen]

That’s a No from me

[@edjaedavid6362]

Not all are like that.. you're talking about the fashionable Japanese women.. the normal ones are just so normal even if they're rich.. they just like men who can protect and are sweet to them.. just a flower as a surprise would already make them so happy.. also, joke with them without being so insulting or without going way too far with the joke.. I and my partner are now planning to get married after 4 years of being with her..

[@CrstnJdiKnight]

I was just thinking the same thing as to the why behind that one. 😎😁

[@ItamiBukoto]

I've got some work to do. I've got go dye my hair, quit my job for a part-time job, start working out and getting thin, and then maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to be born in August.

[@ooogabooga3465]

It takes a lot of hard work and effort to be born in August.

[@spyhunter6236]

@@ooogabooga3465 Defo. I had to go all through that. 😂

[@mengia]

ItamiBukoto don’t be born in August because you’ll become a mistake

[@neustron]

lollllllll im dying

[@luisdiezdesollano1329]

@@mengia you're just jealous because we get all the Japanese wœmen

[@gstlb]

This is hilarious. You both have very good comedic timing.

[@YaaayaaaYEET]

She’s BACK and ready to ROAST Chris lol

[@sandromora2195]

これまでで最も愚かなビデオ

[@luxeayt6694]

I read that as black

[@WhatAboutTheBee]

"fail" "Fail" "FAIL" Face it, Chris, you are just inadequate. Chiaki has spoken. Next!

[@pressf87]

12:16 "I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." This man is an absolute lad.

[@SheWhoWalksSilently]

“I like to dress like I’m a reasonably priced hit man” - Chris Broad 2019 🤣

[@theillytellez3761]

he should make it a shirt XD i'd be wearing it everywhere XD please chris!

[@jonsnor4313]

You cound do that yourself too s self printed shirt, but it would look cool.

[@heinzke8512]

£20 and a fix to get a smackhead to stab someone for you

[@-Snake_Eyes-]

I'd say, more like Iron Man.

[@manchovie3480]

I want to see a video about how to date Chiaki. She is so cute and seems like a genuinely nice person.

[@JaMaLBrandark]

Breaking news: Because of an overabundance of applicants, wages for male workers in cafes have dropped significantly.

[@korona3103]

This is clearly someone writing about a specific guy at the coffee shop she likes...

[@BothHands1]

And that's pretty adorable, even if not applicable in a wider dating context

[@jojivlogs_4255]

And yet Chiaki agreed with almost all of it

[@noobct1305]

His face while talking about cafe shop tho xd

[@Vloxzz]

Yeah, they talk about that in the PodCast lop

[@ShinryakuIkaMusume]

Pretty obvious from the “August Birthday” requirement.

[@Times1065]

Two traits guys want in Japanese girls: 1. 2D 2. comes with subtitles

[@randomguy4167]

Times Ten cringe

[@vita2791]

Lmao

[@blackhoundSSC]

If we were on Reddit I would have given you silver

[@ragsaea9609]

Lol

[@sepg5084]

@@blackhoundSSC fortunately, we're not on reddit *cringe*

[@yokoakimura]

I feel like with the new "himbo" trend, this video makes more sense. Happy, cute, bright, energetic, kind guys have a lot of appeal. The brooding intellectual is popular too, but I think it's never quite as mainstream.

[@BarackOLlama4]

"Prefers navy blue or white clothing". I'm so white, that if I wore white clothing, I would be arrested for indecency.

[@r-sharifasula701]

Why did this made me laugh. God dammit

[@DustinNuttall]

😂😂😂

[@sakshamthakur6022]

🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

[@osunaxz]

Lol jajajjaajja

[@mariodoomfist1049]

Basically a walking flashbang

[@SeanOHansen]

I feel like I was just given a deep insight into why I kept hearing Japan has a population decline problem.

[@levimcgillis6339]

Yup.

[@Vadigor]

Yarp.

[@winterwoods2625]

Yap

[@freedomordeath89]

cuz they are crazy, their society is oppressive, fake smiling and constant judgment. All these youtuber that go there and play the "happy gajin" role will eventually come back to the west once they get bored.

[@Hideyoshi1991]

Didn't know this problem had such a simple solution

[@aidreamers]

I love how she just shuts him down so many times like: No. Fail. *Marks another X*

[@lolpl0000]

Lol I know right. This is how it goes for all of us XD

[@itsmeGeorgina]

Yep, she was brilliant 🙂

[@HeyKatebbz]

My favourite part hahaha

[@jtraczyk9421]

He’s British. That’s their love language.

[@mikeydudek2885]

The dynamic between you two is funny and cute

[@MoQambique]

One attractive trait would probably be to UpLoAd MoRe FrEqUeNtLy CHRIS!!!!!!!!!

[@baronvonlimbourgh1716]

Hear hear

[@Jake_Prism]

Preach

[@mufasajosh7581]

He has a better chance of getting a Japanese girl

[@rachelsimms6822]

Agreed 😀👍🐝☀️

[@ipraku]

MoQ aahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[@elliottb7009]

When I am not cooking omelette rice at a cafe I work part time at, I spend my time around harajuku, looking for beetles in my white hoodie with rolled up sleeves sipping an ice cold coke.

[@freedomordeath89]

and drinking alcohol..lots of it...perfect gentleman.

[@boux57]

That's typically what a smiling black-haired thin and muscular guy born in August would do if he had 90$ a month to spend on clothing and if he wanted to get married.

[@Hideyoshi1991]

Since coffee is also foreign would drinking cola-coffee be even better?

[@georgev8590]

Cuba libre should be a chick magnet drink. Just coke + rum.

[@Alex-fv2qs]

All that while eating some manly meat

[@djunior874]

"...basically the most unappealing guy ever to Japanese girls." *Nods vigourously*

[@Kenneth45]

Yah, I made the same comment before reading yours. She's not exactly trying to be nice about it to him, lol.

[@algie-t2w]

As a British man I love this. Is this chap David Brent's younger brother?

[@MrKNSIT]

Chris: "I'm basically the most unappealing guy ever." Chiaki: * Keeps nodding in agreement * x'''D

[@kelkil79]

When Japan has to import the third world and it looks more like Somalia they will certainly have women to blame.

[@Triferus]

@@kelkil79 Lol what? China has billions even if they need people, same with America and Europa

[@wejl]

15:24 Haha yes best part! Great Editing

[@staticsight]

@@kelkil79 oh boy that sounds like some racist bullshit

[@NewsToAstonish]

That was so funny XD!

[@AaronAntcliff]

Holy christ, her saying "Fail" to everything was dead funny. Well done, great fun :)

[@xBlackDawnx]

The look of horror on her face when you said that you didn't want to get married was priceless

[@victoriafisher1762]

Why not have vid what japanese guys look for

[@_P2M_]

But then he gets engaged to Sharla. Funny how things play out.

[@jackjohnson8305]

@@_P2M_ Engagement is not marriage.

[@_P2M_]

@@jackjohnson8305 Engagement is wanting to get married, chump.

[@unfazedmonkey874]

@@jackjohnson8305 no shit sherlock cheers for clearing that up... most people do not get engaged unless they intend to get married

[@adamb89]

I'm a solid 17/26 here, mainly due to the fact that I'm not Japanese so I automatically fail the physical appearance ones, and I have no idea what the hell a harajuku is. And I'm not thin and muscular, I'm more like...a bear. Got a pot belly, but I can also pick up the rear end of my car (on an empty tank).

[@almoistthere]

26/26 imo just for being able to pickup your car

[@danf4447]

why would you set your car on an empty tank . like a t72?

[@adamb89]

@@danf4447 A JP Bahlsach "Aumaibahlz" stealth sackwhacker.

[@BobBob-oe9uf]

If i find a japanese girl who is not partially pixelated, i'm happy.

[@jeffma7507]

Oh god...

[@g0d_iz_gamer]

i see what u did there

[@cookietrouble4637]

Rofl 🤣

[@V4Now]

It's pronounced "Mosiac".👌🏾🧐

[@cookietrouble4637]

@@V4Now mosaic you mean? 🧐

[@russkiy6ot]

English Guy flirts with woman by being self-deprecating. Classic.

[@tobywainleft8582]

thats my technique, very british

[@Nikotheleepic]

I do the opposite but really the same, act arrogant to an absurd degree and its really self deprecating but indirect

[@halflifeepisode34980]

@@Nikotheleepic same here, works much better. Also make tease and make fun of them. Most women will find it funny and attractive, if they don't they aint worth bothering with.

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@halflifeepisode34980 you've got a very personalized system for grading women i see if they laugh at my jokes i'm ok with them otherwise they have no worth whatsoever

[@vivianeb90]

Because it is amusing and it kinda makes us wanna make them feel better. WE PITY YOU! Muahaha...

[@QuailFare]

"I like to dress like I'm a reasonably priced hitman." GOLD.

[@Qqxx22]

You are a smooth operator my friend. Love the wit!

[@anactualtemplarknight3246]

"I like to dress like im a reasonably priced hitman" Ah, a man after my own heart.

[@CitizenLUL]

Chris - Died and reborn in august to appeal to japanese girls.

[@jytch4734]

So effort

[@dannydd5910]

@i i Why would he change his colour?

[@Lucid_Waking]

After spending $90 a month on white and navy blue clothing, I'm gonna Need that part time cafe job.

[@ChrissiTee]

At least you can relax with your beetles

[@Lucid_Waking]

Haha this is true

[@Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand]

You better take a fokken coke bath with that short hair boyo

[@redsquirrelstudio6018]

I spend at least $30 on clothes every 3 months

[@Alexithymiander]

Quite possibly the best KZbin channel. It's up there at least.

[@itaycohen637]

Japanese girls standards are: - looks like a boy - a man if he has these two you must merry

[@rahmatkristomi6997]

You are a jew, never ever go into any interracial marriage. Respect your God

[@j.p.rogers6731]

Itay Cohen eat your cereal

[@dogo3192]

A white man

[@jamesvelazquez1004]

Eat your cereal

[@passingstrangercatversion7992]

They like shota ...

[@CC-zr6fp]

You, good sir, need to find a navy blue hooded sweatshirt, sleeves rolled up with a Coke bottle on the front next to a plate of meat and rice omelet while carrying around a small box with a beetle in it and then find a bar to sit in so you get the drinking part checked off

[@IzzyKawaiichi]

C C A cafe bar- where he also works parttime

[@b.b.b.b.b.b.b]

"Kind and gentle" Chris: Tick ✔. YES Japanese: No. Chris: What do you mean by No? Japanese: fail

[@RichardLeslieWhereat]

@Abroad in Japan, what was the go here? Because you do actually seem like a kind and gentle guy. When the camera goes off you're a monster?

[@Paul_Wetor]

And he seemed to skip right past it, too.

[@SAGHAJAR]

Having worked with Japanese for years in London I found out that Japanese in general are very disciplined and polite people and pay attention to very details, their way of thinking and their expectations are very different from the west,they are also very bond to their own culture and values, if you want to find Japanese friends you have to be like them rather expecting them to become like westerners.

[@UncleWermus]

This may be one of the best comic pairings I've seen, dry British man and ruthless Japanese woman Got a 19. *Not Bad*

[@sigmawhale2217]

SpitefulHealer Damn, I got 15. Time to start working part time at a cafe and start a beetle collection.

[@kristoffergrum1269]

got 17, the august one got me a point = not bad

[@just_xanny2777]

Got a 21

[@MrTopli]

19

[@jamiebaldwin5323]

i got one... i was born in august

[@rf9645]

You should let Coca Cola know that you're about to raise their sales by 200%.

[@yphre]

"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" is now in my top three personal fashion style descriptions

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

What are the other 2?

[@yphre]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee "comfortable vampire" and "definitely not a witch trying to blend in and failing"

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@yphre So: I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman or a comfortable vampire, and definitely not witch trying to blend in and failing

[@ZeroSK8er117]

Agent 4.7

[@Melanrick]

😂

[@archangel20031]

CHIAKI is freaking amazing!

[@user-py7mz8oj7o]

The ideal boyfriend regularly faxes you.

[@schrodingerscat3912]

The ideal boyfriend sends you a telegram via carrier pigeon.

[@SelLillianna]

I don't want anyone talking about paging, either. That's casual level.

[@tetsuky]

*taxes you

[@microcolonel]

You don't realize, but this is actually true.

[@UberMenschNowFilms]

I'm more of a smoke signal man myself, but I'll settle for a letter written in blood delivered by a horse riding courier.

[@JSmusiqalthinka]

The dissonance between Chris' classically dry, sarcastic British humor and this lady just not getting it is layered and compelling...like jazz

[@jimmycameyify]

i hear a lot that japanese people literally don't understand sarcasm, like its just not something they do for laughs

[@TheGabrielSevero123]

Jimmy Camey dude, i feel kinda guilty now, i think that just japanese don’t understand sarcasm

[@BrgArt]

@@TheGabrielSevero123 ye they don't. It's just not even a concept.

[@pm146]

I like how their accents clash. She has a very japanese accent, but is trying to emulate his English accent (3:40 especially), while he just keeps being overwhelmingly English.

[@GolovanJot]

P M I think she just speaks British English (pretty sure she lived there )

[@allenchiu7523]

Married a guy who is the oldest sibling = highest inheritance

[@sirmione905]

According to Japanese law, parents’ assets are supposed to be inherited equally to all the siblings. Actually many Japanese women avoid the oldest sons because the oldest son’s wife is expected to take care of her parents in law especially in the conservative countryside.

[@allenchiu7523]

​@@sirmione905 That's only if they don't have a will. Oldest usually work the hardest and leads so they are successor. That is how it's in Asia if you're wealthy or upper middle class.

[@itsmeGeorgina]

If I were japanese, I would stay a loooooooong way away from the oldest son - I will not be a nurse to his parents, I want to have hobbies

[@InfernosReaper]

@@itsmeGeorgina plus you might have your own parents to take care of. 2 sets is just unreasonable. Practically gotta get another house to just cram them all into to reduce the logistical issues

[@caseylgoodrich]

Why so they have to take care of the parents as he is the oldest?

[@ryanpierce5460]

I'm an American from Alabama and spoken for but took the quiz out curiosity. 14/26. Haha been to Japan once, and love the nation of Japan. The people are nice and warm.

[@sounddude47]

I think the "simply dressed", "always smiling", works part time in a cafe", "buys accessories", "is the oldest sibling", and "spends time in Harajuku" is supposed to convey a picture of a guy who is sociable, friendly, responsible, works hard, and is willing to spend more money and effort on his partner than himself.

[@84sonmyslab92]

Basically me in persona 5 maxing out futaba and shojiro

[@boringbastard4920]

If u have money and the women need it. U can skip 25 of the list and go straight to nr 26. Be born a male😂

[@steveomac385]

This is totally talking about one guy in particular. Like author was just really into this dude born in August that works at a Cafe.

[@I2ed3ye]

Always wearing a white, hooded sweatshirt celebrating his favorite beetle

[@citizen_grub4171]

@@I2ed3ye Lean, muscular, and pre-diabetic from drinking nothing but Coke.

[@seanlennart4740]

Lol

[@jasonkeith2832]

@@citizen_grub4171 Lean from the malnourishment caused by his nearly exclusively meat-based diet. Hovering around the shopping districts, but never actually buying anything.

[@mrsparkle9048]

C'mon Chris, next time just try being born in August.

[@nocturno5373]

I just need to know how to cook a rice omlete 😂💀

[@Gatrehs]

This post was made by July gang

[@mauroguerreiro2234]

it just means that their father failed no nut november... how is that attractive?

[@docsynth4387]

@@mauroguerreiro2234 that's a good one lol.

[@docsynth4387]

Anyone else in the spook gang?

[@ShiroiTengu]

The way she so enthusiastically tells you to "make another Chris." BRUTAL.

[@Tigrika16]

Chris: "...basically the most unappealing guy ever to Japanese girls." Chiaki: *enthusiastically nodding* I'm dead LMFAO The most wordless FATALITY hit ever xD

[@dominiking69]

yo honestly that was the most devastating burn in the whole video lmao

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

Power level 9,000!?!😱

[@joshk9797]

Chris: Kind and gentle, TICK. Chiaki: no Chris: Whadya mean no FAIL

[@vincenthsu1503]

Like uncle roger says.... Emotional Damage!

[@89eyes]

"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." Spot on.

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

#12 - - buy her the McDonald's kid's Happy Meal... she gets dinner and an accessory (toy)... win\win...

[@alphacabbage5169]

Big brain time

[@willfer6986]

Chess not checkers

[@markjasonfabros3654]

I see this as an absolute win..

[@yumiko579]

your awfull if you do that ;-;..

[@erpekito]

@@yumiko579 It's so cute that this random Japanese girl took it seriously xD

[@popukon]

#7 is true. I don't know why but I was drinking a Coke and I had many girls come up to talk with me and sometimes further. However, I am genetically Japanese as all my ancestors are Japanese. The only "give away" was the way I was dressed. Jeans, and rolled up sleeves white long sleeve t-shirt. Except working part-time in a cafe, I have most of the others.

[@KyudoKun]

"Id like to dress like I'm a reasonably priced hitman" -Chris 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

Im... honestly going to try to emulate that

[@kot3405]

I hope that i someday will be as funny as he

[@skylermckenzie-reeves9803]

Knicker Poker G..... (Reference from one of his other videos)

[@SolCrown80]

I really did LOL at that one. Chiaki didn't seem to get it unfortunately.

[@cjpartridge]

I knew my weird fascination with beetles would pay off one day, Japan here I come!

[@chamllis]

Not going lie I thought they were talking the band the first time I heard it.

[@Quast]

I think that's just because of traditional cicada catching of children in Japan and a lot of nostalgia for the past! xD

[@RedHornSSS]

Wait they are not taking about the band?

[@FarZeroDark]

@@RedHornSSS thought the same I am confused now

[@TheTinyMiracle]

Time to practice beetling

[@SuitcaseMonkey]

I already have a Japanese wife called Chiaki (true) and I failed this list; so don't worry Chris, you'll be fine! :)

[@erickpalacios8904]

If this was filmed inside your house I think I know why 😅

[@dahlavibez5726]

cool video hahaha key word for learning from this is definitely "Refreshing" 🤣

[@Simonzivoj]

How can she say you’re not kind and gentle after you said that you consider all your 1.2 million subscribers your friends? That’s outrageous

[@RyuN100]

The .1 million subs getting left out 😂

[@BothHands1]

Because he's British 😜

[@Stumbo99]

I feel so touched, and not in the place Pastor John touches me :')

[@TopAnimeLoverEver]

@@Stumbo99 the creepiest part of this joke is I had a pastor named John. I did not like him and I stopped going to church because of him. He was weird.

[@Stumbo99]

@@TopAnimeLoverEver did you get a good laugh out of it though?

[@NYCRose84]

I thought these would make more sense once they were explained...I was wrong.

[@RBeeMedia]

Turns out it’s actually the opposite, it just kept making less sense lol

[@kalenthompson1330]

“No I like dress like I’m a reasonably priced hitman” I cackled 💀💀

[@mariodavidsaitto9261]

that was pure gold

[@pgwargamer]

Greatest description ever!

[@iamthestorkthatisapproachi9056]

SPEECH : 100

[@captainchaos8032]

No it's called adopt a grown child, don't play rescue a ho!!

[@jayasmrmore3687]

6:35 😂😂 this was funny “tick” and she was like “no, fail”

[@VulKus117]

I’m a blonde long haired vegetarian with no muscles who has difficulty talking to people, never has a café job, can’t cook, haven’t been in a sports club since school, wears dark clothing, never smiles while out, an only child... But I drink litres of Coke. Come on girls

[@tacticaltoad1104]

You lady killer

[@matriarch3706]

Only child=Oldest child +1 score

[@TudBoatTed]

Ahahahaa

[@SaturnCrashing]

Are you thin and muscular though?

[@andrewpartin1751]

I also like coke, but I prefer nasal injections, as opposed to drinking

[@orenjineko646]

Those 26 traits sounds more like a male-maid/butler than a boyfriend.

[@wanderingman8921]

What do you think a husband functions as?

[@derpmaycry2885]

It's like Black Butler all over again.

[@jeieldavid6347]

Bishounen are usually the ones who are categorized into the butler stereotype. The guy described here is more of the type of guy that does baseball, texts you to check if you are free, would play videogames from time to time and is a much more casual guy than the horrible bishounen trope that is presented in anime. Basically, the guy described here is pretty playful and childish. (for some reason western women prefer bishounen more over the sawayaka boys [almost every fujoshi ever] Sawayaka/Genki >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bishounen)

[@savsaga4991]

Exactly....those women made stuffs up to sound cute

[@Shadow77999]

Lool

[@alphatwin128]

It’s okay Chris, your sarcasm is refreshing. Even if it is in every single video.

[@Taoxlrgion1982]

no... he's single in every video...

[@Snowy002]

5:05 rolled up innit 🤣. Letting ur inner brit out lol

[@JA-vz1nl]

15:40 "uhm Chris - next time, you should be able to tick every one of these boxes...." Me: *thinking of some way to be reborn in August* ...

[@dannyskatemore]

*Jesus intensely stares*

[@3lit3gn0m3]

I'm just hoping I *don't* find a way to end up looking like a beetle...

[@ImranKhan-sj5ji]

Forge birth certificate lol

[@raptorjesus6120]

The most critical item not on the list is number 27: Don't be a gaijin.

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

Just get baptised in the Summer, duh.

[@brintesiacirce9414]

What I look for in a guy: 1)Chris 2)Broad

[@otto_jk]

Is Broad Chris Broad the next wide Putin?

[@champange]

flert

[@emanuelstornello8009]

@@otto_jk OH NO *Broad Broad Chris Broad*

[@Daysleeper1990]

I feel like the title should be "Polite Japanese woman dashes an Englishman's hopes and dreams" lol

[@WhatAboutTheBee]

@Yul Hubbart Well Yul, that's a pretty harsh. Chiaki did not write this list. It is obviously written by teenage Japanese girls who swoon over handsome waiters, who wear a type of clothing (??? Seriously, what!?!?!). Chiaki's purpose in this video is to serve as a Japanese guide for Chris, interpreting what the words mean in context of Japanese society. Chiaki is also very much playing it for laughs. Fail, fail, fail as she gleefully keeps Chris' score! Comedy gold.

[@WhatAboutTheBee]

@Yul Hubbart Chris is hilarious at times. After you watch a few of his other vids, you'll subscribe. Do not miss "Teaching Swear Words to Japanese People". You will know you have the right one when youTube asks about adult content and if you want to proceed.

[@Daysleeper1990]

@Yul Hubbart Yeah, his content is very dry wit and sarcasm mixed with a bit of self deprecating so she's probably playing a lot into that. I took it more as them be playful as when he brings up the point that it seems like this is just one random girl's opinion Chiaki actually agrees with him about how very specific everything is. They've done a video before on this topic that was far more interesting and probably more accurate called "How to Date Japanese Girls".

[@mattwong5403]

I wonder how Buzzfeed would have handled this

[@Daysleeper1990]

@@mattwong5403 Probably by telling everyone that the list is racist, sexist and reflects ugly stereotypes about Japanese women.

[@Jomookz]

Interesting (and pleasant) to hear a Japanese girl speak English without an American drawl 👍🏼

[@ava7407]

I was laughing so hard when she kept saying ok that's a fail.

[@markbv591]

Same here.

[@mrpurplebass]

I failed on everything but I was born in August. Thank you, mom, I am going to Japan.

[@joelmilten]

Same!

[@kmb5707]

Thanks mom

[@houiinkyouma8387]

Lol ,was about to write the same

[@mattfield3371]

Lol totally born in August...am I the only one that picked up the flirty vibe though with her towards Chris? I think he just is so cynical and self-deprecating he doesn't pick it up and kinda kills it lol...

[@tsewanggyatso1059]

Damn born in October 🥲

[@christianescobedo66]

Weeaboos: write that down, *WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@cudef9642]

They mentioned not wearing aftershave or cologne. That's not what we wanted them to hear.

[@AbdelhadiXXiX]

lmaaoo

[@krishnalalwani7421]

Nice reference.

[@AronUchiha91]

I am a weeb and i dont think i wanna date a japanese girl now 😅

[@BoopSnoot]

@@AronUchiha91 I'm 99% sure that this survey was written by a skinny Japanese guy that likes coke and works at a cafe, and not actually surveyed Japanese women. I know from Scuba trips in SE Asia that the Japanese girls were fawning over the 6'4" blonde blue eyed muscular guy that didn't roll his sleeves up and never smiled.

[@TheGuyBruv]

1:09 Idk why but seeing her doing that japanese "receiving an object with both hands and showing appreciation of it" thing was cool to see in action

[@user-io1ex3cw2b]

Your wit and sarcasm just makes me laugh. I'm prouder being British simply because you are. 8/26 - Would date.

[@jrgunma7076]

Yep! Would date!

[@norXmal]

That means there is a 30% chance you would date if you met.

[@artist456]

You should totally have another video where Chiaki helps you look more desirable to Japanese women. Minus the hair dye and exercise.

[@mikiqex]

...and rebirth in August

[@tSp289]

Printout of Ken Watanabe over his face.

[@robhardie6687]

Include the hair dye, but bleach it blonde like a lot of Japanese men did in the mid 2000s. Could start an Eminem tribute act while he's at it

[@Technogaljustine]

... And cafe

[@IanFiebigwi]

Refresh Chris.

[@elliebellie3625]

16 minutes of Chris desperately trying to get a Japanese girlfriend

[@druidriley3163]

And failing.

[@Ghost0fDeath1]

8 years*

[@elliebellie3625]

@@Ghost0fDeath1 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@blahblahblahblah2837]

Just give 'em one of these! " Hey, are you ok? Do you want to come to my place for a Rice Omellette tonight? It's my specialty! I'll cook a steak for myself though, because I like eating meat! Do you like cola? It's my favorite! I get hungry and thirsty after hanging out with my large group of friends at my athletic club (of which I am a member). I eat and drink lots, but I am still thin and muscular ;) Ill see you in the Harajuku disctrict for lots of alcohol, after I finish my shift at the coffee shop with my younger brother. Im the guy with the big smile, short black hair, white shirt, hooded sweatshirt (with the beetle on the front and sleeves rolled up) and navy blue pants. You'll see me but you won't smell me (no aftershave or cologne you see). I have an accessory for you too by the way, but you'll have to wait til your birthday ;) I hope you aren't like my three previous girlfriends. All of them were travelling in August, when my birthday is! Anyway, I'll text/email/call you again soon! P.S lets get married! Also my clothes cost less than 10k yen/month! "

[@druidriley3163]

@@blahblahblahblah2837 - I think you just about covered it. LOL