#281

[@nates2380]

Tim Dillon is the only juror holding up Ghislaine’s case

[@steratorefriends6596]

Sometimes it just takes one.. to do the right thing

[@DannySullivanMusic]

haha dude amazing comment

[@taxthepoor22]

doing gods work

[@smokyriverbushcraft]

We wish her well

[@DarnThatDragon]

The only woman taking vulnerable girls off the cold rough streets.

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

The first fifteen minutes sounds like Tim belittling Ben and calling him a liar, but it’s really just Tim’s way of saying “I missed you, Ben.”

[@sa.8208]

ok ben

[@julessb]

💯

[@AlienKitty100]

So true lol

[@MecdiAn]

Aww...Ben...

[@avahdra]

no its his way of downplaying the way he flaked on us for the past couple weeks...

[@Fabian080690]

Ray will be the true litmus test on how deadly omicron is.

[@gabrielonofrei6154]

LOL

[@Zgembo121]

A large cannery in the coal mine, that culdnt fly

[@danieljo2013]

😂

[@gijoey5912]

Ray “Co-morbidity” Kump

[@Jesseviersprobablydad]

If he lives it's a hoax

[@adamlawson5021]

"Joe Rogan's Qanon witch nurse'. Barely 10 minutes in and it's already classic Tim.

[@ZMartinW]

The rush of calm as I get this notification.

[@antielfimationleague231]

Not me. I haven't even played it yet and I feel like my Christmas is complete now. Thank you Tim Dillon for being a beacon of sanity in an insane world.

[@mindswim]

*serotonin*

[@MFJoneser]

This made me laff

[@thissanchezisdirty]

Always confirms that there is a god

[@fanciabuttslam3379]

Tim’s calm?

[@amandac7270]

“Just because I look at you doesn’t mean I want you to talk.” 😭😭 The best episodes start off with Tim being bitchy to Ben.

[@carloscjr23]

Like a husband yelling to his wife. Lmao

[@amgofficial7791]

😂ikr?!😂 but he's right 👍🏾 ben (who won't confess to playin up his c19 exposure) grew up in a chicken coup... tim is tha star ⭐

[@JohnHighmerSmith]

thank you for good comment content, I had missed that joke bc was laughing already :) timestamp is about 1:20....."please stop" hahahaha

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@marcovela4074]

@@AgendaInMind huh?

[@pucyu9678]

Tim not having the balls to say one bad thing about Austin in front of rogan is the first time I realized money has changed him

[@henryhill6706]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chillywonka25]

Lmaoo

[@shawnure6707]

@@chillywonka25 I was so waiting for him to go on a rant.

[@GratefulFed]

" Austin has SOME good food "

[@DMU386]

@Michael G yea he did

[@hoviksmail]

I get Ray's strategy, he's gonna destroy his body before Covid can, Scorched earth style, Respect...

[@gijoey5912]

He’s taking Ivermectin, Monoclonal Antibodies, and gravy.

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

It’s like the soldier who pulls the pin in the grenade as the Vietcong assault his dying body

[@christopherblowers443]

Did Ray learn this in the marines?🧐

[@DoubledayOfficial]

@@gijoey5912 all intravenously

[@colematthews7535]

Stavros?

[@AwokenEntertainment]

lmao around 30:00 when Ben tries to make a Matrix reference but Tim doesn't let it slide 😂😂

[@1OAK_X]

😂😂😂

[@nicholasbrandoli2736]

“Sarah Silverman apologizing to random people about saying the n word back in 2004” got me dead

[@duke9555]

The Great Silverman doesn't even know Tim's alive / kzbin.info/www/bejne/i33Hm5uPr5KrZ7M

[@leerussell451]

@@duke9555 "the great" lol

[@Wanderer-uc1sj]

The world would be such a dull place without Tim Dillon spitting fire on it. 😂

[@digitalsalsas]

The world is very dull with audio only tim. It’s the gayest move thus far

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

Hes spitting gasoline on a burning world

[@azraelpov]

Tim: comedy isn't about being funny anymore its about people going 'yeah you're right about that Me: yeah you're right about that

[@Bigbrotherthunder]

Carlin

[@FumarFumesOdom]

Tim is on a roll! As we listen to this, he is currently strapped in the metaverse with feeding tubes of liquified poke bowls and Texas bbq going down his throat while buying digital real estate next to Gary Vee.

[@mcnally211]

🤣 Tim's living his best life. Hes just ahead of the curve. Pigs are highly intelligent, but you know this all obviously. 🍻

[@freedomnow8906]

Life in the big city!

[@willrowe6088]

Kindness is delicious.

[@koryd1234]

Gary Busey*

[@scottp.548]

Magic Spoon

[@VizzyTargaryen]

So fitting for Rays last meal to be none other than mac n cheese. Godspeed brother

[@drgonzo1971]

No, he should honor Gottscheer cuisine with his last meal

[@robertphillips9014]

Mountain Dew to wash it down as in tradition !

[@jsp7218]

To be fair, KFC mac n cheese and a screaming cold diet coke would prob be my death row meal

[@sixoneshrimp]

If Tim was a real friend he would surprise ray with a tray of britkin

[@mustavogaia2655]

omicron 'n' cheese is the way to go

[@BigD365]

The studio looks great!

[@jaynegaston55]

Truly stunning.

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

why the hell dont we get video??

[@digitalsalsas]

@@Che1seabluesdrogba11 I care less and less about this show every week, it’s in my audio only file with all the other metaphysical sleep aids

[@BigD365]

Apparently its too hard to setup a camera. Even though we all have one in our pockets.

[@digitalsalsas]

@@BigD365 ye I’d rather watch secret Santa than listen to full send

[@zacharycarlson3865]

Tim pointing out that he loves the ice cream turning different colors because of the m&ms and Ben quickly agreeing and then Tim telling him to shut up and read the article is a Classic moment.

[@capsjukebox]

Can we all agree that the ‘just because I looked at you doesn’t mean I want you to talk’ needs to be a t-shirt from this podcast?

[@LimorG]

I'm more worried about Ray's grocery list and the lack of a single fruit or vegetable on it than his covid diagnosis. He's going to be the first person that had covid but died of scurvy.

[@kevinsauve9000]

The fact this hilarious comment doesn't have a ton of likes proves we are at the middle of the end of an empire.

[@ericknabenshue5689]

Canned tomato sauce is almost a fruit .

[@masonkopp8544]

***Jarred

[@abdulg4762]

Ben sounds so sassy, snarky, and pest like in this episode. I love it.

[@Knight3434]

“Another year I didn’t give or receive any presents… I won… isn’t that winning?” That’s been me for the past 5 years. Pretty fun stage of my life. Cheers, Tim.

[@BEERBOMB113]

Merry christmas mate

[@butragenjo007]

My mom gave presents to my wife and son for christmas.... I got squat again

[@cindysue5079]

I got a bottle of xanax..yea✌🏼❤🤣

[@julessb]

i've been giving myself presents for years, infact i tell people 'my present to you is to not get me something, just get yourself something and i'll get myself something'

[@lloyddobbler1884]

Get and receive mean the same thing guys. But yeah...

[@patrickm3656]

Mr. Tim Dillon, I doubt if you’ll ever read this, but you and Ben always find a way to cheer me up even on my worst days👍 Keep it up and keep touring because seeing you live is on my bucket list!

[@InRelativeObscurity]

Same!

[@STEPHEN117100]

@Rose Anne Boushard how tight are we talking

[@patrickm3656]

@@STEPHEN117100 😆

[@amgofficial7791]

👋🏾 i agree...

[@damnitsmelol]

stop oversharing

[@williamhayes26]

I pissed myself when Tim said Dino ate magic spoon on Christmas morning.

[@simonsrfted2564]

this part has now been edited , that magic spoon bit has Dino cut out of it

[@rudiguliani4243]

Free Dino. He's not a physical guy. Always been a real patriot. He didn't serve but he's got the heart of a veteran.

[@China_Secret_Police]

*Thank you Mr. Dillon for being so vocal about China*

[@vXAnnonymousXv]

Tonight.. you

[@jordanmercier3616]

Good timing, I was just about to choke out my children in frustration because they won't go to sleep, but I guess I'll just listen to ol' Timbo instead. Thanks for saving my children's lives!

[@benjamindover4337]

After Tom Dillon shredded my sense of self respect and crushed my hope for the future, Better Help was there.

[@ericbontheweb]

Tom tends to do that

[@willrowe6088]

Tom Dillon is my favorite podcaster from an alternate universe. Perhaps the Metaverse.

[@jenmarshallTulsa]

@@willrowe6088 😀

[@samir6047]

Tom and his producer Ben Savory are awesome

[@Enderboiiii]

Thomas Lee Dillon was a serial killer who hunted/shot fat hunters in Ohio

[@screamdreamer9085]

Tim, I’m sorry you had to broadcast this from horrible horrible Austin. I’m praying for your quick recovery

[@scottt5181]

Dino to his parents: “You should’ve kept ya mouth shut”

[@DomT0311]

That was such a good episode

[@scottt5181]

@@DomT0311 One of the best. But hey… Life in the big city.

[@miked3087]

Ben: I don't wanna chase rabbits looking for Pedialyte to cure COVID.

[@HesGotaGun505]

"Chasing rabbits" is a real expression! It means pursuing red herrings or other distractions.

[@javiervidal366]

Ok Ben's wife!

[@MFJoneser]

Bless

[@masonseymour2455]

Audio only episodes are always bangers

[@ninitish3869]

100%

[@CinePhil101]

101%

[@DomT0311]

Um, all of these are always bangers

[@whitelion8732]

25:50 That's when i nearly choked to death with a sip of water Tim, thanks for that. Good stuff!

[@Serenity17]

46:45 I died laughing at that part, caught me off guard idk why 😂

[@joshbaino3087]

Never expected to see you here lol. Hope you're doing well and enjoying the Pig.

[@davidmoralesiv7145]

The legend speaks

[@wonderbucket1242]

I bet it went down like this: Dino comes downstairs christmas morning and his mom is making breakfast, but she can't get a jar open. She asks Dino to open it but he can't. His dad laughs and opens the jar himself and says "Ha! Maybe you should work out more". And then Dino starts blasting away.

[@ibrahimtall6209]

Honestly, on trenbolone sandwiches...this is actually entirely plausible.

[@Ionization2020]

Tim's new studio is actually Rogan's red pill studio. He just went to Austin to pick it up

[@MrBlahblam]

don't even joke about that.

[@ZTWaka]

I absolutely love coming home from work and just decompressing to this podcast

[@subfrogz2821]

Was literally thinking “i wonder if tim dillon posted a podcast” refreshed my feed and boom first thing there

[@angelfortruth12]

Ray’s covid grocery list kills me, hope it keeps his spirits up…during a cold. The horror of this Christmas made me consider never seeing folks again. Then episode saved me.

[@pumpupthevolume2404]

I literally just tested positive for Covid and started drinking pedialite and this podcast came u lol. Anyway, thank you for the free content, I only have KZbin at the moment where I’m at I’m bored out of my mind 👍

[@degrasi135790]

Vitamin D

[@user-uz8js5bm9i]

It's a good time as ever to join the Patreon gang. Help Tim reach $200k a month. He needs the money.

[@pumpupthevolume2404]

Yes, vitamin D, zinc lozenges, melatonin, and vitamin c. It was so weird, I woke up fine and then started getting back pain. Not many symptoms at all, I feel like their just spraying this stuff on us or something

[@GatsbyMyself]

Kump up the Volume.

[@Lukemooredrums]

Which vaccine did you take?

[@SarabareillesCD]

Literally was ab to off myself, but the voice of this angel saved me.

[@henryhill6706]

Was wondering why last week had me in shambles, we are creatures of habit

[@freedomnow8906]

I too almost cut my life short, desperate to hear from Tim. I threatened Tim with my life and several others, and there was a new episode the next day. But that's just life in the big city!

[@purna.2747]

Wishing for speedy recovery of Ray n his Gf. You r a great friend Tim. Happy holidays

[@amgofficial7791]

👏🏾agreed

[@MightyMerlin1]

Gay

[@triton62674]

Too wholesome, PTA wrote this.

[@purna.2747]

@@triton62674 Am not American. So I don't know what PTA stands for. Can u let me know? Take care

[@christianc1549]

lotta judge-judy energy in this one, a real knife fight

[@edman1357]

Ray immediately catching covid after isolating for 2 years kills me. 😂 Hope it doesn’t do that for him.

[@angelfortruth12]

I know, every day is a new irony of life.

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

I think it’s so so funny

[@DoubledayOfficial]

Everybody’s heart stopped a little bit when we heard Ray has Covid.

[@here7036]

Only because they got their boosters though

[@sandpiper8991]

@@here7036 dang 😂

[@danieljacot3083]

Perfect timing. The edible has kicked in nicely. Was just gonna jack and go to sleep but this is even better

[@cptcrunchybunchy]

Pro tip: do both.

[@TheEvdoggy]

Honoring that family name.

[@Eblis840]

We're worried about you Daniel.

[@Eblis840]

@@TheEvdoggy 🇺🇸

[@onlinename7548]

Why not both?

[@attemptedpossession5701]

My favourite part of this episode was Tim eating on the mic.

[@freedomnow8906]

Cumtown does the same thing, it's a terrible joke.

[@the1kezia]

Tim: More than an Equinox Ben: **immediately** Yes.

[@MrMrSaldana]

This dude is truly an epic person and should be on top 5 of funniest people alive

[@DevildogDevildog-ko1ej]

Call Dr Rogan. If Ray gets through this we can declare the pandemic over

[@angelfortruth12]

Ivermectin worked for me.

[@roymakescomics]

If Zac Amico can survive it, Ray will get over it too, they gotta end this thing.

[@exaltedchampion201]

Being responsible for Ray's convelescence is the most appropriate punishment for your sin

[@MixtapeEntertainment]

"When the Tren makes you trip, and you cap Mom & Pop with one clip...that's a Dino."

[@doobieblaze1628]

Best Christmas present yet!

[@chaim5397]

LMFAO the way he just shut down Ben on that pedialyte comment 🤣

[@thairivera]

Tim with the fade out “riiiiight” while Ben is telling his COVID story. I hate these two 😂🤣🤣

[@Euph0rical]

Im one of those 2 year no COVID people. But not panicked. Just living my life, man 👍

[@Googs5]

gang gang

[@NoNippleNarc]

Me too also being heavily abusing drugs and alcohol the WHOLE TIME! AND WORKING

[@michaelkhan7012]

Me too but I just got it with no clot shot and only had a minor cold

[@laurapearson3370]

Same

[@adamgardener8624]

Right on baybeee! Fuck the world !

[@breckwalters5974]

When tim talks ab Long Island(me being someone from LI) it’s so accurate everytime no matter how crazy it sounds 😂

[@jo-gu4ln]

i was watching *ugh* the rogan episode waiting for this. thanks for uploading Tim

[@SuperSpada]

I always love Timmy D, but I straight lost it at DINOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂

[@msk0693]

Love that ben got tim a book to identify spiders lmfao

[@jordanjae]

Very excited to see you guys in the new studio!!

[@stampede4107]

Calling him out on using the phrase “Chase rabbits” 😂

[@johnford902]

19:00 "Comedy is no longer about being funny, it's about having people go 'yeah, you're right about that.'" Hit the nail on the head Tim, you're right.

[@avaonalee]

Awww Tim must've missed Ben. The bromance of the century

[@billybarefoot1111]

"I don't know what you cooked up with that witch before I got there" 😂

[@HartJon282]

Went two years strong without COVID. Just got it. This is definitely the wave and the time to get it. Super mild symptoms. Still sucks.

[@sheree6102]

Yup fever, chills, cough, out of breath, but if I didn't know about covid I would have thought bad cold 🥶

[@Zure467]

I cannot wait for all my vaccinated friends and family to get it so we can move on. At that point they can't care I had covid before the vaccine and don't see the point?

[@gr7927]

I literally get my news from Tim, like I kinda hear about stuff but I wait for Tim to go in depth and really decipher it

[@kristenpfaffe4620]

Sitting in Long Island right now listening to this after a long xmas family weekend. Hilarious and true facts #blessed

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

As a South African who enjoy Tim's comedy I barely ever know what he's on a about on his podcast most of the time

[@BurkeLCH]

I loved "Don't Look Up!" Took me a minute to realize how funny it was. I laughed at the end of credit premise too.

[@geraldjohnson7435]

It was cringe but had some good jokes

[@MrReddDott]

This new studio is working out great dude.

[@mattjohnson7019]

The fact I can’t see the joy Tim has when he sees the the m&ms running into the ice cream will forever haunt me

[@izzya8116]

Grandma got run over by a rain deer was my favorite Xmas song as a child!!

[@chuvhanna1476]

A newTim Dillon podcast is like finding another present under the tree three days after Christmas ! yes r yes ?

[@OutlierConcepts]

"On long island, when people say they're not violent, that means they're incredibly violent" Incredibly accurate, it ALWAYS ends with "buts he's not violent....he's a good kid"

[@susan908]

"Joe Rogan's QAnon witch doctor nurse..." Dying...

[@fasahatrizwi8907]

Bruh I'm going to hell... when Tim starts going DINOOO. I fucking died

[@Porkcfish]

I had H1N1 in 2009, a real flu by the way, and my life was literally ordering ten sets of sheets on Amazon to deal with my 40° fever sweats and Pedialyte to rehydrate me. It felt like my bones were being snapped one by one. I had Covid and it was just being sick.

[@jameswarner8038]

Stay away from me

[@Porkcfish]

@@jameswarner8038 But you're so dreamy.

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

Happy 2021 Timmy and Ben!! Looking forward to 2022 with you guys!

[@BlazRa]

Ray is literally a neutrons star he weighs more than our entire galaxy

[@hoviksmail]

His gravitational force will kill Covid.

[@AnubisVonBillett]

I am having such a bad morning and thankfully I missed the pod yesterday because I really need a pick me up today. Thanks Tim!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Tim's metaverse studio is being renovated

[@kimbonice]

I imagine Ray dying at Tim's house & out of his bloated belly explodes some alien parasites that take over the Earth. Lucie then ascends the throne as queen empress.

[@sa.8208]

ray on covid stuck in timmys house is 100% how we need to start on jan 1st.

[@trulyyours1228]

This man drops the funniest shit I’ve heard all week EVERY WEEK

[@justinsherman9350]

Merry Christmas Tim, if you're into that stuff. Thanks for the year of laughs.

[@jameswieczorek4239]

“You’re making a matrix reference….” Why?” 💀💀I’m fucking dying

[@Pat10Ireland]

“Ray Kump…” woohoo, he’s on! “… has Covid.” Well fuck!

[@Eblis840]

💯

[@leighmabry2939]

A barely positive pregnancy test is still positive. #TeamBen

[@dgh6g33gf]

You can still get Covid if you're vaxxed, you can't have a kid if you get an abortion, #DontGetTheJabGetAnAbortion

[@sheree6102]

@@dgh6g33gf 😱 😂 😝

[@dilliebeanz]

my dopamine dealer finally answered the phone thank Christ

[@alexanderhanksx]

54:00 This is why Tim's a better human being than Ben could ever hope to be. That's better than money; that's affirming someone human dignity.

[@benjaminreyes3624]

Tim is a Christmas gift 🎁 🎄

[@matguerra333]

@1:04:30 TD: I love when the mnm's make the ice cream different colors. Ben: Yea, that's fun! The food guy----- TD: DO YOUR JOB AND READ THE QUOTE

[@jsp7218]

Tim asked Ben to grab "the nuggets" & later says he loves how "m&m's make the ice cream change color". 100% they ordered McDonald's on PostMates. Tim is a millionaire. I live for this

[@nrothe2898]

Just like Trump. Must be a long island thing.

[@thomascarrigan6215]

@@nrothe2898 TDS

[@Zam432F]

This is the best episode in a while

[@nesne2167]

This is one of the best episodes yet,if not.the best.

[@CoolAdam247]

"My garbage life" "keep your mouth shut" and "I love my family" are way better.

[@SHACOBES123]

@@CoolAdam247 hey Cool Adam. I'm gay

[@erikvo5268]

Thanks for risking it all and pushing back(mildly I know, but still) on Snowflake Emperor Rogan for the sake of comedy. I lol'd and love ya.

[@robsgotit1]

Wise move tim defending Dino. A construction company on the island? You know the family is connected.

[@BigPhatMan]

15:25 Lovely rant about Adam McKay.

[@Hrithmus]

Kump should be fine. He’s 10x vaccinated.

[@lukemeaney7212]

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer...fucking classic🤣🤣🤟