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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@jordanjae]

Thabk you guys for upgrading the studio!!!! This is way easier on the eyes. Make no mistake, this is BY FAR............... the best looking chill ass studio ive ever seen. God i love the whites!!!! 😚🤘🏻

[@maffef4089]

Dope shirt bro, but when are you going to talk about the mossad? They got you too!?

[@benisturning30]

Why are you always complaining?

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Yessssssssiiirrrrrrrr. Fuck covid take some apple cider vinegar

[@pitowil6321]

Yes or Yes

[@xxlegitfailxx]

i feel at home watching this podcast. sitting alone on a weekend wondering where my life went wrong as a gay man yells at me for my inadequacies

[@jordanholmes9870]

Welcome to the family

[@adcan221]

One of us

[@dignan193]

We are legion

[@canadianwolverine2447]

The 1st rule about the Tim Dillon club is that we don't talk about the Tim Dillon club

[@sa.8208]

yeah its nice to have the voice on a screen rather than deep in my subconsciousness

[@HistoryHyenas]

THE NEW STUDIO IS FUKIN CAYUTE!!!! TIMMY AND BEN ARE KILLING IT YAAASSSSSSS

[@HistoryHyenas]

@@Jadesfunnysvideos lol we commented on our friends youtube video......go listen to one of your chill music playlists you ZERO

[@infidelmat]

@@HistoryHyenas interesting that my comment that joked about your over sensitivity of Papasmurfs funny comment got removed. Must be because it was funnier (or less embarrassing) than calling someone a zero. Sick burn yo 🤣

[@damien1065]

We need a crossover with all four of you

[@Cheeki_breeki6]

@@infidelmat I never trust people named Mat with one T

[@infidelmat]

@@Cheeki_breeki6 that makes as much sense as HH is funny lol

[@ADGO]

Tim Dillon your maid has already mastered your style of fake business.

[@gingernichols8419]

hahahaha

[@MrLextune]

ADGO, how funny to run into you here! I love your channel! Our taste in music is as similar as our sense of humor it seems, lol.

[@caseyfryback8271]

this should be pinned

[@PunkRockGardener]

Masterfully done!

[@CornyBum]

Soon she'll start selling jewelry-and opportunities.

[@MrJamesGeary]

Lmfao! $2100 a night air bnb and he has fish sticks from vons for dinner. i love it

[@jimsblendgarrison6884]

fish sticks and ketchup i bet.. probably won't spring for the tarter sauce

[@narcoskeptic]

@@jimsblendgarrison6884 he did say they left tartar everywhere Lol

[@gingernichols8419]

I thought he said $400 a night

[@diogeneschicken2968]

@@gingernichols8419 that is the cleaning charges I guess

[@dianelipartito6654]

Wow, that plus the $500 Christmas gift and $80.00 candle. These peoples' economic status is not anywhere close to anything I have ever experienced. On the rare occasion I have given someone a $30 gift (which is well in the past now, though it did cost me $20.00 to mail just a few items to my 92 year old mother this year), it was a stretch.

[@peppino1961]

I didn’t think it was possible but Tim Dillon keeps getting funnier each week. He is a true genius. No one comes close, absolutely love this guy!

[@PipeScholar]

Yes Sir, he's one of the best!

[@Togmot]

He is taking a looooot of inspiration from Sam Hyde and I'm sure he reads dailystormer. Both of which I can recommend regardless your politics

[@chuvhanna1476]

word he is getting more funny and more funny yesRyes

[@peppino1961]

@@Djejjcjqjjwjfkckcje you are correct. I just hope he gets the money and fame he surely deserves.

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

@@Togmot And you know these things for a fact?

[@TheArtofGuitar]

"Live, Laugh, Love, Chardonnay b**ch!" -I'm dying laughing over here!!!

[@brandonjpj1]

That one got me too lol

[@ZMartinW]

Your videos are the best man

[@84kjk]

Funny seeing you here!! I watch ur vids

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

Girlfriend had friends like that, pretentious on top of it. I offered to back over them with my car before she cut them off. She declined. What a disappointment.

[@parkerstyers4812]

Holy shit my guitar teacher watches Tim Dillon 🤣

[@rushofwaves]

Tim seems to be the only comedian that can pull off covid comedy on command. I like that he doesn't beg you right off to follow and like his stuff. So this is where we're at...

[@fumewahfter]

You better! Or it might be time to break out the butcher trucks. 😒

[@dirtydee1233]

Bro rogan already said schulz figured out rona comedy. The rogan hath spoken

[@stephaniefitzsimon1021]

Good point, yes I love that he just launches right into his podcasts in lieu of immediate self-promotion.

[@rushofwaves]

@@dirtydee1233 sure Schultz is clever but Tim is funny without trying.

[@dirtydee1233]

@@rushofwaves right...right...

[@Dswag650]

“She’s not in MS-13, ....she not selling sliced mangos with paprika” the Great Tim Dillion LMFAO 🤣🤣

[@benjaminharles664]

“Being who you are is stupid” - Tim Dillon 2021

[@mpk33]

Next week on the show: Ben gets pegged by his wife while Tim sits there shouting "yaaaassssss Queennnn!"

[@briang9386]

Life in the big city

[@Sarry-Banders999]

straight up the ass raw dog with the rash

[@andrewb90]

SUS

[@dwellinhell6714]

frankly, Tim has saved my life. he has brought clarity to my late cloudy mind. thank you TD. i’m extremely grateful. we don’t deserve you.

[@Kirstondo]

Same. He’s got a beautiful soul.

[@alancantu2557]

He’s not just a comedian, but a friend who cares. Yes or yes?

[@oilspillll]

Best cult ever! Yes or YES

[@mattvalene5721]

Literally saved my life as well. Probably would’ve blown my head off if I hadn’t found my man Timothy here....

[@StupiderWithAB]

Stupidity of this reminds me of stupidity in my videos. I like it 😑😑

[@the7thmagazine]

"What I do with this show is i clear my schedule" 😩😹😭 the level of honesty

[@ultranitro437]

Crazy coincidence, I read your comment exaclty as Tim said it. Hahaha perfect Timing.

[@goosesaladman8546]

This is how we fake heal our country.

[@InRelativeObscurity]

Many fake blessings!

[@kim-jong-poon]

I agree, It's time to get back to fake business.

[@scottdavidson3108]

that cease and desist order from Ralph Lauren was a real knife fight

[@blackasinc]

Its what this country deserves. For profit only. #FakeHealingBusiness2021

[@ShatterNWO]

@@scottdavidson3108 FUBU is looking like a potential replacement

[@jordanholmes9870]

51:33 His Joshua Tree Airbnb story is the highlight, holy shit!

[@Haveuseenmyjetpack]

“I speak perfect mandarin” folks..there is a new 🐐

[@nivangunaratne2788]

you spelled mandalorian wrong you f'king Candice Owens impersonator

[@wut3358]

@@nivangunaratne2788 he said Mandarin though, twice.

[@Test-bb4ti]

@@wut3358 oh wurd?

[@willrowemusic9442]

@@nivangunaratne2788 The poetic justice that you spelled Candace Owens wrong.

[@virginwrists4960]

Really insanely hilarious

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

I don’t even smoke ciggies but smoking a pack and eating cold stone cake with a friend, sounds like a good time to me ...

[@bigmike5785]

Its delightful.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Blegh

[@Sarry-Banders999]

DO PILLS LIKE AN ADULT

[@alancantu2557]

Sounds like a fantastic way to spend a Wednesday night with your roommate then look at the clock and realize you have to be at work in 2 hours...

[@matthewtilly6513]

Whitney Cummings was last seen near Nancy Pelosi’s house.

[@bmoc0867]

Doesn't check out. She'd want credit from the onset.

[@asurapapa3069]

i dont get it

[@B-RaDD]

☠️💀☠️☠️☠️

[@B-RaDD]

We're there any animals in danger near by.... Then it's believable

[@deathstriker9076]

She'd write "Strong woman, I love you" on Pelosi's house.

[@cows4hire1]

This podcast is absolutely insane. The ending literally had me doubled over in abject pain at all of my muscles seizing up from the ridiculous amounts of laughter. GOAT

[@diogeneschicken2968]

The neon lights gives an extra glow on Tim Dillon's red face . He looks magnificent !

[@PutchewInnaspin]

Baa-coock

[@lazyhack2385]

“Listen to me- I didn’t do anything wrong in that back house” - Ray Kump

[@todd.howard]

I didn’t kill myself just so I could watch the Tim Dillon show

[@HadStarr]

Covid did.

[@nickhi5yg290]

Yes you did

[@adamreid9078]

Shhhh

[@trav3rsy]

Yes or yes

[@bsauced]

You’ve been waiting all day to say that

[@mcnally211]

I laughed more tonite then i have in months. This was gold. Every minute.

[@j.b.7133]

That magic spoon ad was the best fucking ad read I have ever heard.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Ben acting out on Manscaped tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@nickysantoro9194]

Please check out the ad for Monday .com on episode 160.( the episode he does from a bed) I think it was the best of all time. TD is a genius.

[@CH-ml4rz]

@@nickysantoro9194 is that the moon base one?

[@nickysantoro9194]

@@CH-ml4rz it's about the day trader who left the big firm and went out on his own. I was running a day trading business at the time. So I found it especially funny. It had commentary like "your drinking whiskey in your office which is just a room watching hardcore porn. Feeling the market. And you gotttttta get Monday.com." hilarious man.

[@nickysantoro9194]

@@CH-ml4rz I just verified. Its episode 160 at 1hour and 1 minute. Fing hilarious.

[@NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW]

i'm doown for the pop up restaurant

[@TheworldengineBeeps]

Looks like joe de Rosa is a laying a path

[@MikeWoot65]

grilled chesses on deckk

[@thomrik]

Look who's here

[@MillywiggZ]

As long as they call it "Tim Grillon".

[@joshuarodriguez9983]

I want the seminar

[@nickeq42]

Lol timmy u went ham on those piglets. The way u open up a door to a darker room through the epsiode is beautiful.

[@jhart1127]

@Floyd Dobbler LOVED this

[@John-uj7jz]

Tim is spitting some iconic lines this episode

[@Alexwhatisit]

Tim Hit levels on this one just wow holy s***.

[@B-RaDD]

FOR CHRIST!!!!!!!!

[@christopherblowers443]

He does whatever this is better than most!

[@mikecuntala9675]

It’s a rolling boil the whole way through!

[@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442]

him clearing his schedual after the mikaela invite fucking killed me

[@davidr6563]

Tim and Ben. ❤️ That blunt asking of why he doesn’t let his wife peg him. Lol.

[@B-RaDD]

I just heard that part like 10 seconds ago..... Really came out of left field

[@AroundtheTubeNews]

@@B-RaDD time stamp?

[@centurionl]

@@AroundtheTubeNews at 1:06:50

[@carloscjr23]

@Big Crunch and "Mens" Health.

[@jimbrozini]

I am a complete loser in my 30s with no prospects no family no drive and absolutely no hope... But I will continue to live as long as tim Dillon reminds me of this twice a week!

[@TamedAnimals]

Don't die before the collapse, it will be fun.

[@TheMemoryPolice]

Having kids is overrated

[@idicula1979]

You can be like me, just sit back an enjoy the apocalypse all around you, till you become one with the smolder and inferno all around you.

[@jimbrozini]

You’re all right there’s only one way to go...watching it all turn to ash 😂

[@declanh2314]

You're in the right place then as we're all like that

[@chesteradlen2648]

Tims impression of bens wife kills me😂

[@josefadams647]

Ben is the perfect sidekick

[@KingDavidz08]

"without an ego you can best #2 in the world" - Jerry Garcia

[@javiervidal366]

You mean as a secretary

[@josefadams647]

@@Djejjcjqjjwjfkckcje what are close friends for? ben loves it.

[@djangofett4879]

Ray Kump was so much better than Ben. did you see the show when ray was cohost? it was pure gold. Tim Dillon is Going to Hell is what it was called.

[@paulysmith2123]

Iv watched this episode atleast a dozen times since it was uploaded and I laugh so hard every time. 🤣 tim is a comic genius. I feel sorry for those have not discovered Tim Dillon. His adds and rants are legendary.

[@MrNeverclot]

Tim is for sure on a watchlist after this episode

[@KingcoleIIV]

I have laughed out loud more in the last 2 days binge watching Tim Dillon's show than I have in 5 years. Fluking HILARIOUS, 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jakedomshoots]

Tim speaks to my soul. I'm mentally ill

[@Swagnummagax]

No one is perfect, alot of folks are a hair away from losing it especially right meow

[@Felhoney1]

Same. I feel him in my soul

[@jonmrchn]

Same. Up high 🙌🏽

[@paulodeoliveira7725]

How not to love Tim?! Just Layers and layers of genius, If I have a bad day, it’s a lot less lousy by listening to him.

[@MillywiggZ]

Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh. If you want minority points that’s A++, the Welsh are a minority even in their own country.

[@jhart1127]

Errrrmm diolch?? But yeah she's Welsh through and through.

[@MillywiggZ]

J Hart : Dim broblem ac blwyddyn newedd dda i ti y cont. 😂

[@Sarry-Banders999]

catherine zeta jones in ZORRO was my crush (girl id think about when jackin it) for years. ahh the memories.

[@cameron1746]

She dips beneath lasers OhOOHo

[@jonathanmelancon3021]

@@cameron1746 yes

[@BradVicious]

Tim is slowly losing his mind and we're all reaping the benefits.

[@bullmoosemedia]

Moving to L.A. didn't help his sanity, but it probably helped his comedy. If he moved to Austin, I don't know if it will be the same.

[@rabarbuto]

Tim finds the humor of the current Zeitgeist perfectly...there is no one better ...he virtually destroys at will.

[@OneEyedDrummerTDHE]

How many times do you think ben looks over and thinks “ hes going to get us thrown into gitmo”

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

The episode takes a wild turn at Tim's air bnb rant

[@__martian__]

"Whitney is probably in a youth hostel" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@shanestephens4728]

That blue hair 😬😬

[@shanestephens4728]

@Steve Mo Oh fuck yea, she looks like she’s coming off the gack 🤙🏼

[@eloso5670]

See you guys in 3-4 days

[@dabber.hashery]

23:00 Ben closing off his body language as Tim nails the nationwide murder fantasy hahahah how is this dude still so pure

[@diana8321]

The magicspoon ad had me in tears. I was so close to spitting out my breakfast from laughing.

[@Pentagathusosaurus]

Hey Tim, I doubt you'll read this but I just wanted to let you know this podcast really inspired me to stop eating healthy and start cramming chocolate chips into my mouth :)

[@jennifermacdonald1155]

I’m so thankful for you Tim! Every time I’m in a dark headspace I listen to you and I don’t feel alone💗

[@thebarf9235]

"She just wants to be slightly different" is a new Tim classic. hahaha.

[@cat.hexxes]

My friend in highschool went away on a field trip and came back german. We all had to call him Hans for the rest of the year and I think even beyond. He also started rapping as a fake german. Good ol Hans

[@jeremiahnovember2617]

Damn fr? That's mad lol

[@PipeScholar]

Lol that's hilarious

[@jordanmercier3616]

I read rapping as raping, and that would be way more terrifying... Good ol Hans the raper...

[@sa.8208]

@@jordanmercier3616 i read it as gunman loool

[@cat.hexxes]

@@jordanmercier3616 omg lolololllllllll

[@Corbettmichael]

OH man this was one of the funniest podcasts in a long time. Omg.

[@yesno100]

This episode reminds me of Joe exotic making his shows on Carol Baskin

[@ninobrown987x]

You beat me to posting this lol exactly what I was thinking. He better hope these broads don’t randomly disappear 😂😂😂

[@sohelhussain2689]

Ben Avery should be nominated for the noble prize for his side laughs and comments which fill us with joy

[@URAWESOME94]

The way he just facepalms after the “...and then you try to kill your father” line had me dying. That’s not just a normal laugh. That’s a goddamnit he got me again laugh. He thought it was a serious conversation about symptoms and just when he looks him in the eye to engage it appropriately he drops that shit on him.

[@maxmeeks9910]

These podcasts MAKE my Sunday mornings! Tim's rants are the exact appropriate response to the world the media is presenting to the public. There's a lotta b.s., and more than a little public pushback is warranted. Thanks Tim

[@bmoc0867]

"We may owe these two ladies an apology" 😁😁

[@nikoskoularikis520]

Tim Dillon is the most inspirational podcaster I've listened to in 2020

[@Jzzmus]

💯

[@taylormatt5313]

Listening to Tim makes life easier while the world burns

[@malva1124]

As a member of the Hispanic community, we accept Hilaria Baldwin, until she starts to act up again. . . , which means she would be put ON NOTICE!!!

[@Bobojanglesbo]

OHn-Nohhhhtiiiiiccce yas

[@EducatedDummy]

IT IS WHAT IT IS

[@zacharyvandyke1717]

ON NOTAAAAACE!!!!!!

[@ericbarros4984]

Then we have to see her in a different way

[@OctobersVeryOwn93]

YASSSSSSSSSS!

[@ohaidenny9852]

For a number of years I worked at a resort the entire Baldwin family loves to frequent. Its a spa in upstate ny and I can tell you from experience Hilaria is the best and sometimes only tipper out of all of them, so i rly couldn't give a shit about her grift

[@critiquemytechnique1135]

22:50 that subtle arm cross while nodding says he's a bit uncomfortable but isn't going to shit on the big homies bit

[@HIGHTS]

"I've never murdered anyone, but it looks AMAAAAZING" oh my god lmfaooooo

[@Sarry-Banders999]

tim's ray kump impression for whatever reason to me is the peak of comedy. nothing else makes me laugh as hard.

[@brentbarrus9754]

Tim Dillon is Steven Crowder's alter-ego who: 1) Came out of the closet. 2) Makes people laugh.

[@alancantu2557]

I thought Crowder being a gay was a well known fact

[@brentbarrus9754]

@@alancantu2557 It's a glass closet.

[@alancantu2557]

@@brentbarrus9754 makes sense

[@SoBayK80]

Crowder is trying for what Dillon has, already, not comedy but gravitas.

[@nickuva6508]

Yeah just like alex jones is the alter ego of oprah. Shutup nerd.

[@user-ys8ot1qi9v]

Tim is THE BEST, can't blv how long it took to search his pod after his eps on others are always the funniest

[@MRB_Admin_Chris]

dude, I love saturday nights again. Tim is the greatest

[@luketanttari9001]

Tim talking to Ben right at the end about him and his wife trying to kill him is hilarious.

[@EmJeyJackson123]

“She’s not trying to be sistah Solja” 😂😂

[@zzarkS]

I only hope to know such pure seething rage like this in my lifetime.

[@katiecleghorn3457]

Ben’s face as Tim describes murdering someone with his “best bud” 😂

[@bat123ice]

I feel like we’re gonna get a bit where Ben just jumps across the table and attacks Tim then do a hard cut to Ben apologizing to Tim. Tim having a black eye and cuts on his faces just really anxious and flinching at bens every sudden move.

[@mr.mint9986]

You’re literally the funniest dude I’ve ever seen. No exaggeration. You’re a genius. Should have a WAY bigger following

[@WilliamVitt]

Fantastic episode 😂 Tim your flow in this one was on point! Keep the home runs coming.

[@blackasinc]

That Airbnb review tho 🙏🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤❤❤❤❤ I love this man! TD forever bih, YES OR YES!?!??!

[@jonaswunderkind4580]

It is impossible to do workout and listen to this yet another masterpiece of a podcast.

[@Wallyworld30]

Two golden retrievers were killed in Nashville that’s it?.~Tim Dillon (Whitney has unfollowed Tim Dillon)

[@Felhoney1]

Lol

[@nikstoun9478]

This show is pure quality!! Tremendously funny! I laughed all throughout! Thank you Tim and Ben!

[@oilspillll]

Here before Tim’s grinder friend Remington!

[@susie7336]

😂

[@Cryptum404]

When you have Candace griftor Owens on

[@StupiderWithAB]

Happy New Year To Me and All The Best To Me. Check out my bad comedy channel. You will hate it. 😶

[@topdhen]

RimmingTim*

[@oilspillll]

@@topdhen 😂😂😂

[@Frikinman]

Thank you, Tim! That Magic Spoon ad really spoke to me

[@ronrubicon1593]

Holy shit, what an epic stream of consciousness to open up. I'm 21 minutes in and he hasn't even stopped to breathe.

[@gangsta19x]

Stop letting Ben come to the show drunk. He’s out of control, derailed the whole episode during the ads. He needs an intervention NOW!

[@javierbonilla5907]

I love, love, love falling asleep laughing to Tim's voice

[@scramblebluejay1559]

The sheer level of funny that you reach is unbelievable bud, thanks for the laughs and enjoy the apocalypse

[@deja_vu..]

I'm glad I saw this before you're banned. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YouNeedM3]

1:04 "identifies as a fruit loop" had me crying

[@tapetrader2590]

The Air B&B bit is bulletproof. So good .

[@ryanp6999]

38:30-39:23 is just... it’s comedy gold.

[@ManScoutsofAmerica]

My dad smokes Marlboro ultralight 100’s. They still make them. It’s just illegal to call them lights or ultralights. They’re named by color now.

[@eyeriiis]

You're in rare form here Sir. I like the 2021 energy. Keep it coming.

[@MELO15]

As his nephew, Uncle Tim never seems to disappoint me, unless it’s the holidays and his phone is suddenly shut off

[@EverythingMustG0]

did you ever get your dog on a beer can?

[@ShatterNWO]

he's the uncle you let molest you

[@jordanmercier3616]

@@EverythingMustG0 Bud light isn't even beer, it's just an alcoholics water.

[@QuixoticOdyssey]

Excellent points about the takeout vs in-house menus Tim

[@devongee1776]

"she has an autoimmune disease, do you know the symptoms of this?!" "Means you get inflammation like all over your body... And then you try to kill your father" Me: 😱😱😱😱

[@andretauk]

40:59

[@nathanhensn8717]

Did she try to kill her dad?

[@devongee1776]

@@nathanhensn8717 no lmao

[@jordanchristman144]

@@nathanhensn8717 the point is that she cured her own disease and people give her shit about it because it’s all meat. But they wouldn’t give her shit if they knew anything about her life growing up and how the disease ruined her life, but people don’t even look into what her systems were to realize she did indeed cure hereeld

[@wedidntstartthefire1]

@@jordanchristman144 I think the $600 con artist consulting program is a bit of a problem...and the medical coma thing

[@dylangrover211]

Tim you make life worth living. Bless you.

[@bullmoosemedia]

The best part is his soulless and joyless reading of his sponsor's ads. We all know he does not care. LOL

[@RayWilliamJohansen]

This is a side of tim that most people dont see but I definitely felt it and got a few glimpses of before this episode. funny but deadly

[@woopar305]

I can relate to this so much. We got a bad rating at an Airbnb and we literally cleaned everything except for like 4 dishes in the sink, from right before we left and the stove. And the guy was definitely weird as shit he had a giant statue of a character all contorted with his ass up in the air. Wtf did we pay like a $200 cleaning fee for? Are we supposed to scrub the stovetop

[@justinad1520]

"being who you are is stupid, truly. Be another thing." Thats the best thing ive ever heard

[@robinraan]

Tim is , I am sorry to say, the funniest man in the world

[@HybridTrapMusic]

throwback!

[@ian-blum]

You're not wrong, I had a fantasy this morning about slaughtering all the rich and redistributing the wealth to the lower class while imagining I was in my new lambo

[@immefcku1757]

Sounds Hitler ish..