2b2t's History of Minecraft Combat (2010-2020)

We take a look at how PvP has evolved on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft since 2010!
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[@kingoros]

pvp really gets me going :o)

[@cobyexplanesfan1238]

Lmao

[@trevorruiz2718]

kingoros hi

[@lordtoademort8124]

Ah so the true king still lives on. Very good.

[@hudson5969]

All hail the king. All hail the king

[@richardyok4026]

KINGOROS BASED GOD

[@FitMC]

It's been almost 3 hours and nobody has pointed out I was purchasing a goose statue with Honey. I'm disappointed.

[@theyanman6442]

I hear "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" in my nightmares

[@penginpunkin1487]

Dude if he doesn't say that, the world is going into a deeper anarchy than it already is.

[@darcygardner415]

Good.

[@the_luckiest_charm]

I hear daddy fit saying it in my wet dreams

[@janglyjohn4635]

i hear it in my wet dreams

[@aspookyghost4965]

TheYanMan Gromit mug

[@sshini2085]

Imagine being able to confidently say that you’ve beaten two hackers in an anarchy server with pure skill

[@khangle6872]

Just like the pinned comment

[@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127]

not that hard,some people 10v1 hackers and win cope ez

[@progamermaster2685]

That is almost impossible l, if you do it i will give you 100000$

[@AnEnderNon]

@@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 gl 10v1ing hackers in crystal pvp lmaoo

[@Twelvyshandle]

Skill? Wdym skill, check out my cps bro.

[@lillyie]

"2b2t's combat is not so different from the real world" Ah yes, i remember the time when the Confederacy used End Crystals in order to defend Richmond from the advancing Union troops

[@rodrigogatica6465]

JAJAAAJ

[@seretith3513]

He said it's development, not it's Weapons or Tactics

[@coquina8819]

Didn't work Richmond got griefed

[@henrycavalierkingcharlessp6064]

Nukes are our end crystals

[@ufffd]

Bedrockwall Jackson

[@ian-roadto0subscribers564]

2b2t player seeing literally any item: idk man seems like a weapon to me

[@luzi6811]

stonks

[@schweigefuchs7308]

@@luzi6811 that makes 0 sense in the context

[@luzi6811]

@@schweigefuchs7308 not stonks :(

[@thex9165]

John Wick in minecraft

[@gestimo6168]

Well if they eat a gapple, their probably gonna attack you, if they pull out a crystal, they are probably gonna attack you, if they pull a sword they will probably attack you, if they pull out obsidian they are probably gonna attack you and if we go back a little, if they pulled out a shulker they were either gonna attack you or ban you.

[@gaming.clips1441]

Back then: sword Now: got my crystal like a damn pistol

[@yotengo2807]

o

[@krispo7256]

o

[@somebodyhere3160]

o

[@piinncchh]

o

[@blaze_it9842]

o

[@ArxN87]

imagine a kid plays 2b2t and say "YOU'RE HACKING!!!!"

[@inklingswtf]

nah they probably get bored waiting in the queue lmao

[@qingpetcher667]

@@inklingswtf nah they grab there moms credit card and buy max priority quene

[@inklingswtf]

@@qingpetcher667 maybe that too

[@0raph]

"It's free real state"

[@jwwr8408]

@@qingpetcher667 “max priority queue”

[@noddlelebowski1074]

One more thing: Kingoros noticed that hacks like killaura didn’t effect bows. So Kingoros used his pearls to get away from Popbop and ITristan after trading multiple hits. After he hits them a couple times he allows himself to take knockback so that he can get away from their reach or he would just use pearls and start hitting them with his bow multiple times. After he understood that he was getting out powered he jumped into the ocean and started hitting them, since they didn’t had speed hacks they couldn’t get close to him if he kept spamming his bows, with this tactic he did a shit ton of damage to them.

[@altoclef4249]

2050: Players are using hacked cocoa beans to one-shot players

[@ditto-w]

"Due to an oversight in the coding of cocoa beans into the game, an exploit has been discovered. This exploit uses a coding error to overwrite the cocoa bean item's damage to a value that surpasses even the likes of a 32k sword. Battles have degraded to the point where the killauras of two combatants trigger at the same time, killing both players at once."

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Error

[@jedithenoooblet2680]

3009: players are t h i n k i n g to one shot players

[@tubegerm6732]

Broke: placing end crystals on obsidion/bedrock Woke: placeing cocoa beans on jungle logs.

[@ren96706]

2120: flower pot pvp meta

[@seanchun7096]

2010: i bet we will be fighting with mega swords in the future. 2020: *HACKED GLASS*

[@sedativedance6910]

Hacked glass was actually a thing 2b players tried. They thought that, because items have no cooldown, a sharpness five stained glass would deal more damage than traditional melee weapons. There was an actual video that Fit made with him hunting down players in nether spawn with the glass. I think it was about 3 years ago or something.

[@absobel]

@@sedativedance6910 Just... What is this server...

[@c0rrupt3d_g0d2]

@@absobel the oldest anarchy server.. in minecraft

[@i0nlz]

@@sedativedance6910 *32K Glass*

[@Spiggle25]

I mean they did end up getting 32k's, so...

[@cryingcatgoesbark310]

Fit: “suicide bombing became an actual tactic!” Japan in world war 2: *are you challenging me?*

[@deathgamer8086]

al qaeda: amateurs.

[@paradox1315]

thats... f***** up dude

[@R0DBS2]

Kamikaze intensifies

[@paradox1315]

@@andrewlee4353 thats not the problem...

[@snakyYT]

hell yeah then they get nuked

[@seth-the-inactive]

Hause: thank god I did it! I patched 32k swords! Some random exploiter about to invent 33k swords: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*

[@Aileee]

Ennard

[@fxfville5294]

@sea. its actually 64 integer but its not unlocked yet :o)

[@jukit3906]

@@fxfville5294 32767 is the 16 bit integer limit

[@Yoyokun711]

he would just ban him as i dont think he wants to go through the pain again XD

[@TheFinMyster]

When a player only uses kill aura in any other server-" hacker!" When a player only uses kill aura in 2b2t "Basically he's playing vanilla minecraft."

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Natulus yeah basically

[@ignealacerta4629]

Natulus you are aware that kill aura is one of the most crucial hacks for everything single one of these metas.

[@abmalreklaw5096]

IgneaLacerta bruh you better prepare for a lot of r/woooosh

[@ignealacerta4629]

A bmalreklaw he is implying that kill aura is not that important while in reality it is. Also very well formed opinions on 2b pvp for someone who doesn’t play!

[@abmalreklaw5096]

IgneaLacerta no I think he saying that the server is so hard compared with other servers that hacks are A necessity to have

[@bricksburger5409]

People keep going on about ‘oldest anarchy server’ but why does no one bring up the fact he uses the same hausemaster image every time in the same spot and same size

[@f-j-Services]

He is Hausemaster, didn't you remember that?

[@TheSurvivalDude723]

Or that Fit literally showcased honey by buying a goose statue

[@weaponizedestrogen]

The Server's Admin, *hause image comes into view* Hausemaster

[@cophercabantac4664]

Why not?

[@flamelord6553]

“And eventually 2b2t players figured out how to stack potions” Hypixel Duels Players:Write that down, write that down!

[@JstTrolling]

2060: People are getting strength 6000 pots and one shotting people with their fists.

[@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127]

effect stacking is something interesting and should be experimented on

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

“The evolution of combat in 2b2t isn’t so different from the real world” Ah yes anyone else remember when the Japanese did banzai charges with 32k weapons ?

[@insertsound9059]

remember when the Americans crafted end crystals and suicide-bombed themselves near the Japanese

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

insertsound ah yes remember when they would use beds to blow up their enemies

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 ah yes remember when the Americans crammed a shit ton of end crystals and dropped them on japan

[@insertsound9059]

@@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 ah yes remember when the Japanese got completely obliterated by the nukes but survived because of their totems of undying

[@PunchGod741]

insertsound ah yes remember when the Japanese bed bombed an American base and the Americans unloaded thousands of crystals on two Japanese bases and many players

[@coffeebean2]

Imagine just going about your business in hell and some dude throws a bed at you then jumps into it and explodes

[@leoricci4688]

ALLAHU AKBAR

[@kabob0077]

@@leoricci4688 OH SHI-

[@Patrick-hq9yp]

@@leoricci4688 God is greatest xD

[@FatHampter]

I hate when that happens

[@Redacted_Ruler]

allah 'akbar

[@dadjoketrademark6956]

Short Answer: Adapt, Overcome, Survive Long Answer: Years of updates and player discoveries

[@aqwaa3057]

Still waiting for the „do everything at the same time“ hack, where you just have to lean back and watch the hack play for you

[@ravenster2389]

2021 meta is already like that. cringe meta

[@galbadral1347]

I love how 2b2t tries to turn everything into a weapon

[@samthegreatestpickle1632]

"the evolution of combat on 2b2t isn't so different from the real world" Yall remember that one time when Napoleon invaded Germany with 32k swords?

[@AbleRaxskall]

Yeah man that happened two times already

[@Beetless]

sam king of the lions made me laugh lol

[@nogisonoko5409]

And destroying the Coalition forces consist of Austrian and Russian army in the Battle of Austerlitz with end crystals? Yeah i remember.

[@_H0X]

I miss the days when Caesar fought Pompey using stacked instant damage potions 😔👊

[@danieltan7344]

Yes, also the time when alexander using almost vanilla client beat darius with all the best hack client around

[@Uben-Dover]

*even our grandparents lived when old pvp existed*

[@Yoyokun711]

my grandparents died

[@lowellprescott]

3:23 i was using this as background noise and my heart sank

[@Ashfielder]

2011: Swords 2016: *S U I C I D E B O M B I N G*

[@idkidk4334]

2020: furnace

[@rrranes]

went from game of thrones to 9/11

[@asharfirdaus4147]

kamikaze intensifies

[@ultra_exists]

@@Zachary66 racism me funnee

[@supercool_saiyan5670]

2030: In the oldest anarchy server in minecraft this is how sea pickles became 2b2t's most powerful weapon rivaling that of the superweapons of the last decade.

[@sad_planet3160]

Sadly this was patched and cocoa beans are new superweapons

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Speed bull The year is 3030 everything is 2b2t

[@justjack2131]

*Still hasn’t updated to 1.13*

[@cruise_101]

Just Jack 1.13*

[@ComputerJunkie00]

They're gonna figure out a way to make end crystal cannons and mortars.

[@fayealvarez209]

Honey: We NEED to find another youtuber we can sponsor... CEO: Maybe we could find one on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

[@UpdateFreak33]

"The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" "The server's admin, Hausemaster" "The most unfamous griefer on 2b2t: Popbob"

[@hxssaan]

Ok

[@etzaliYT]

If I had a Minecraft block for every time Fit said "oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" I'd have enough blocks to recreate the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

[@amazoncouch7116]

Underrated comment

[@Dunger974]

Oh god

[@clooxies2952]

Not funny

[@harryrambo4564]

haha this 1 actually made me laugh

[@He1IoDev]

8 terabytes worth of blocks? damn

[@uriahgarcia3329]

The year is 2025, everything’s been griefed, the worlds an endless no mans land of bedrock and obsidian, there’s no way to get supplies, all recourses are exhausted. Players struggle to find food and players hunt each other for supplies, hidden caches still exist, hidden in parts of the nether, but portals are hard to find in these days. Players cry out or pray for a world reset, but housemaster doesn’t grant their wishes, for the players must live in the world they created, they must live with the sins they committed.

[@CGethins]

Shiver my timbers

[@hero-fix2112]

dark af

[@stevengaming3689]

@Nospacito Playz1 ?

[@stevengaming3689]

The world reset part actually got me chilled.

[@babytinkerz3088]

@Nospacito Playz1 I recognize you from cpe

[@cormanec210]

There is no one who can talk about a toxic wasteland of a minecraft server and make it feel like a live-action movie then Fit himself.

[@connor6267]

3:36 "best enchants" *silk touch*

[@CharlemagneTheG]

I swear if a crafting table doesn’t become a deadly one shot weapon I will be very disappointed.

[@tama5046]

@@senticlaus5394 yea sure

[@lonecalzone6901]

its in the works. the crafting table cult, they're slowly but surely summoning the elder gods which they themselves need to perform rituals to finally form the anti-hack 32k crafting table

[@crazytd9536]

It already has, i know someone who has an illegally enchanted crafting table

[@davr1]

@@senticlaus5394 I can give everyone on 2b op if i want to :)

[@imchristianya3932]

@@tama5046 toxic

[@iamsus7158]

I love how when he says ,,the servers admin“ he always says hausemaster and Shows his skin

[@user-xf8yp3wj7m]

Like "This is the man who has created this gathering place of inventive psychopaths."

[@shackygolem5]

He shows the skin to remind us that he is not a house

[@derdimi927]

It’s just a distraction from the actual admin of the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

[@vicenzomarsal3012]

He is scared

[@regenpalkar4385]

@@shackygolem5 xddddddd

[@matthewevans7518]

5:57 a small note, god apples originally were made with ingots not blocks and regular golden apples with golden nuggets. (Thus requiring only 9 gold ingots per god Apple not 72)

[@nuyabuisness7526]

I remember the playing CTF games back in early beta. Standard loadout was a sword, armor, bow and three stacks of arrows. I was playing on a crappy laptop, so my render distance was set to tiny. Combat would generally be swarms of arrows coming flying out of the fog before closing the gap with swords. It was also the early days of artillery (back when hitting a tnt block set it off).

[@Emolgabrine]

Is no one going to talk about the fact Fit had a gnome in his shopping cart? Madlad gnomed us all

[@kpeguyebbers850]

HELLO THERE OLD CHUM

[@RIFLQ]

Where?

[@maestrofeli4259]

What is that? Sorry for being dumb

[@RIFLQ]

@@JABEXE where?

[@darthalex3]

@@JABEXE did you really have to point that out? theres less of a chance people notice if you dont, you're just harming his privacy.

[@bromcskillz]

Fit is like the wise old man telling old legends to the new

[@RIFLQ]

@@proffesionalbusinessman3677 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBB

[@JJadne]

Yeah pretty much

[@JJadne]

@White Boy I have diablo 3

[@flametree5540]

No his is wise daddy

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@proffesionalbusinessman3677 Same difference.

[@hollyrichards6657]

I love how jam packed the history of 2b2t is. Every block has a story, every player is instrumental in the story overall. Somebody needs to make a month-by-month history of 2b2t as a book.

[@pumkin610]

There were comics but i assume they were short scenes and moments

[@rd101]

I love how all these 2b2t events have name. It's so cool because it reminds me so much of our world's history. Good job on this vid Fit! I really enjoyed it a lot! Keep up the great work

[@Scapularbore]

Automated PVP is never going to be better than kingoros you know this fit I could see him being better than anyone on the server with hacks just imagine the king of PVP using hacks unstoppable.

[@SenecaGray]

kingoros even has one of the most fun names ever

[@SirAarthur]

Yea

[@cracked982]

Seneca Gray yes, I use his name because I just like it

[@hollandpe283]

Kingoros is a god

[@kingaced9467]

I wanna see kingoros even try to beat someone like marcel, gamefreak, or jewdah

[@randomzergling]

I love how he says superweapons like they are real superweapons, just like he makes hacked clients sound like godly powers.

[@usedtissuepaper42]

Fit: shows desolate wasteland full of warring players pop-up ad: *hope lives here*

[@darintrifonov1564]

"And eventually 2b2t players figured out how to stack potions" Me: Of course they did.

[@Longus07]

And this comment has a stack of likes-(July 30th 2020(

[@bloodin6840]

@@Longus07 give me money gaben

[@eisaranderee610]

Combat snapshot 7c Am I a joke to you

[@blancogohan]

welp

[@rascalpants08lizziedrippin69]

@@bloodin6840 That is a fake steam

[@chadhill136]

This is one of the rare videos where he goes 10 seconds with out saying "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"

[@Yoyokun711]

ye i heard that these exist once in every 50 uploads

[@panda6187]

16:21 fax machine *fit gets flashbacks of fax machine killing him*

[@LimePasta]

Okay, hear me out, imagine if: Baritone pvp becomes standard meta. People buy 5+ alt accounts just to run baritone on them. Run alt accounts simultaneously using either a virtual box or another computer. Players have active minions they bring into combat. Mfw 2b2t becomes a moba.

[@kylethomas9130]

That's what I was thinking, imagine a builder at spawn flexing on people while his Baritone Alts just massacre any witnesses.

[@Bryophytan]

That would probably become an EULA nightmare at best. If you gain any advantage (say, by owning many automated accounts) it becomes a problem according to the EULA. Fit sort of mentioned it in the past. And I guarantee accounts would be bought in mass and some would pop up for cheap sold by 2b2t players. (On a side note this is beautifully chaotic. Microsoft being a victim of their own contract is some God Tier irony). Beyond EULA, a problem Clash Royale had with the trading of accounts was that stolen credit cards and all that were used to purchaise in game loot to then sell to buyers. Therefore It's a very real scenario that cheap mc alts would come from stolen money and stolen accounts. Its likely Mojang/Microsoft would face legal action if they ignore this. Perhaps limiting IPs to one account could be a solution but where theres an anarchy server community, theres a way. Certainly, baritone like bot wars would be an interesting new meta at the very least. Continuing the current era of 2b2t or perhaps worthy of its own.

[@user-le2yl2qh6e]

ooo

[@user-le2yl2qh6e]

imagine if they wear same suites and all

[@honkhonk8009]

It already is. you can buy 110 alts for $3.

[@phitsf5475]

My fave moment from real history was when the mongols found a cache of 32k sharp swords and went a little wild

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

Mine was when the Germans started using hack clients to pvp other countries

[@xxdholmesxx7947]

I can't choose what my fav ones was

[@somebodyhere3160]

Mine was when the US discovered end crystals and may have destroyed a few cities in the process

[@brianlin5636]

SomebodyHere * two bases

[@xxdholmesxx7947]

@@somebodyhere3160 oh yea I almost forgot about that yea I agree

[@eb3yr]

16:52 there was a small period of a month or few after the patch where 32ks were still usable, but very janky. I remember logging on right after that server restart for the patch and pretty much instantly we all figured out that we could use dispensers to place the shulkers without reverting their contents. There was a bit of an arms race afterwards of a bunch of client devs trying to make new auto32k modules, but it was WAY more complicated because of the arrangements of hoppers, shulkers, dispensers, and power sources. Instead of a 1x2x1 area you had arrangements spanning up to a 3x3x3 area, so it took a long time for the auto32k bypass modules to become reliable, and by then they were being patched too. I'm still in a small discord server with records about this, and some decompiled and deobfuscated clients with this module.

[@walfiee]

Just wait until 2b2t makes Dirt the most op weapon of all of minecraft

[@cb6733]

"We eventually found a way to use 32K weapons again" Of course you did

[@JCG-049]

There’s a command you can type in to get a 32k sword (16391 attack damage)

[@jwwr8408]

@@JCG-049 only in creative

[@adlirez]

@@JCG-049 not in 2b2t you can’t. Unless you had backdoor access and until Hausemaster hasn’t found a way to patch the current thing making 32k possible, 32k is extremely valuable and would definitely spell the difference between life and death.

[@JCG-049]

I know

[@jwwr8408]

Yeah but 2b is in survival

[@kleinekip1235]

Fitmc: hits 1 mil Honey: n o w y o u a r e w o r t h o f a s p o n s o r s h i p

[@winnipeginstinct]

and he uses that time to buy a goose

[@TheGamingAlong]

Spaced letter so f u n n y

[@chikoritalover]

The great storytelling of the channel and the use of Donkey Kong 64 music has finally convinced me to subscribe >:D

[@anidiot11]

The way 32ks surpassed End Crystals made me think of the Quote "A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear"

[@quantumkris5028]

"How we went from sticks and stones to automated warfare". That statement alone is so powerful it doesn't even JUST apply to Minecraft...

[@user-nd3ew1kp4w]

War... War never changes

[@toxpov3612]

@@user-nd3ew1kp4w except the joke was about how war evolved lol

[@bearcatben4762]

@@toxpov3612 Comedy... Comedy never changes

[@boshiko3587]

GTA too

[@ManipulateHavoc]

FIFA... FIFA never changes

[@geonking2283]

Evolution of combat 2010: ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh 2021:boom boom fuse boom!

[@idrisitogs]

11:15 I love how the whole chat is confused lmao

[@xaviermazzotta739]

Baby Fit: Ththhhthh Father: Look! He's about to say his first words! Baby Fit: Thhhhthe oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[@emilebriere5567]

Underrated

[@superstan1108]

but still in his deep voice

[@BoomBrush]

THISSSSSS IS THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT AND IM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU ALL ITS QUIRKS AND FEATURES

[@scoomplers]

Fitmc went bald because he became too powerful: he buys protein drinks in bulk.

[@fluffernutters5876]

This explains a lot

[@_vla]

And he does 1000 pushups 100KM's per day

[@secretname2670]

Saitama

[@terranceclark8328]

No he doesn't, he dupes them

[@themondegod4014]

Idk why he haven't duped hair yet

[@generalcorporal2.032]

Love your 2b2t content keep it up

[@jg6551]

there’s a new 1.17 hack that brought back the bow “machine gun” characteristic and can also be used with the crossbow and you can increase the speed. So you can literally blast your opponent with 100 fireworks in just a few seconds

[@jwwr8408]

Bowspam, it’s nothing new lol

[@emperormajorian112]

“Caches of weapons” my gosh it’s like finding the relics of a previously advanced civilization

[@merchanttoiletpaper6128]

The times when food didnt stack up and taking damage made sounds...

[@lainwired3946]

it still makes a hit sound but not the oof lol

[@JollyOldCanuck]

@@lainwired3946 I miss the oof... I remember playing the game when I was 10 years old on a cracked client in 2010.

[@theimperfectgod7140]

*UGH!!!* *UGH!!!* *ugh!!!*

[@adem2725]

@@blueredblack7026 will do once i got the cash

[@jayvhoncalma3458]

And bows we're machine guns

[@diavolojaegar]

near future:now in minecraft we have invisible spirits stops,skips,revert, and accelerate time itself

[@poltec8386]

The superweapon discovery just sounds like in a movie when someone finds an ancient relic that just destroys everything

[@tedreal2748]

next time on the 2b2t history: *how air became dangerous in 2b2t*

[@RBLXProd]

Todays Pandemic

[@raffimolero64]

fighting underwater...

[@vincentmaltais507]

Ability to locate someone using air blocks

[@Nyerguds]

@@alwan8872 World of Warcraft had this at some point, due to a bug, lol. Basically some miniboss' ability accidentally escaped its battle confines and infected NPCs in cities, who kept infecting players there.

[@VikingBadass94]

@@alwan8872 wait a minute...I've seen this one before...

[@physpherix]

I haven't heard that "Ooh" sound when taking damage in a long long time. Also, I totally forgot it existed.

[@APerson-14]

Lol ikr

[@thepearlking4417]

no it is oof

[@yikes6969]

@@thepearlking4417 no

[@mehrsazhb5306]

I play xbox 360 edition

[@TheCoolIllusion]

Ooohhhh….yeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh…..

[@megabyte3044]

0:44 lost opportunity you could've said "from sticks and stones to breaking bones"

[@djglitch2.031]

Normal PvP servers: We have great strats and gear 2b2t: Cute

[@draqonfyre4385]

1.16: Hacked clients abuse the new pigstep disc to insta-kill any player that hears it

[@zarabatanaproductions9240]

It’s because of how fire the song is

[@unturned55]

what scp is this

[@Longus07]

Lol I first thought it was real. Maybe it will when 2b2t updates to 1.16,Who knows?......

[@decastar3010]

Music aura, new hack Now comes with disc 11 and 13!

[@gonzaaa_t]

🤑🤑

[@randomperson-bi1xl]

Imagine FitMC saying “The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft.”

[@tibersky8718]

he actually said thatin smpearth

[@berndsosch5672]

Wish granted

[@chrisdawson1776]

The youngest Republic server in Terraria

[@itsokgames]

The youngest communist server in rocket league

[@codingfire23]

the youngest wall of china

[@zachariahgrubb3802]

That sudden DK 64 song at 7:03 Hideout Helm. Pretty dope choice for the video.

[@Smokeinspace49]

Your a legend bro this stuff is crazy.

[@Koolminer]

Who else remebers when being in full iron was the big thing

[@munchyy_]

Lmao yea

[@Snas_Undertall]

Yuh

[@The155thbird]

Yes

[@johnathanlinton7994]

Oh god yeah

[@teobeng1515]

Who else remembers being in full diamonds was the big thing

[@l0kumidit641]

I can't watch this the same way knowing he was an elementary school teacher lol

[@beansbyallmeans157]

Was******

[@pressfinchat]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a history teacher

[@KittyPieVibes]

@@pressfinchat he was

[@TUFF-Flicks]

Ikr lmfao

[@pyromaniac2104]

Wait he's a what?!

[@dxvworld5155]

Just imagine you hear a sound coming from your brothers room you go inside and hear the oldest anarchy server.......

[@Nos3y]

I am watching this as I am in the queue for 2b2t

[@unexpectedproton8253]

He should have said "Honey is basically a hacked client, but in real life"

[@pinoy83]

yeah ngl Honey lookin fye asf

[@jacobies]

Doesn't make sense

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

And its totally legal

[@khajiithaswares4147]

@@jacobies harvests your data

[@taosterproductions7210]

Crypto Exploits it’s funny so whatever.

[@penginpunkin1487]

"To beat the enemy, you must know the enemy." "Keep you friends close, and your enemies closer." Sun Zu knew what he was talking about when in a few thousand years crystal bombing would murder thousands.

[@PenguinSandwich]

Technoblade knows it

[@grahamturner2640]

*Sun Tzu

[@TheMadMagnet]

Sun Tzu said that! And I think he'd know a little more about it then you do Pal because he invented it!

[@metekaygsz7681]

@@TheMadMagnet and then he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of honor

[@human6310]

@@metekaygsz7681 Goddamnit stick with your jojo references kujo jotaro, oh and -female koichi- your daughter called she needs to get picked up from soccer practice.

[@theretarbconsultant5469]

**A guy accidentally sets off a end crystal** The whole 2b2t community: *Wait...We could nuke each other!?*

[@Wasabibt]

Thanks for practising with me, I hope you enjoyed it!

[@puffy729]

wtf did u say to him that you're one of the best pvpers on 2b???? lmfao you really aren't you're probably like top 100

[@Wasabibt]

@@puffy729 No, he said that himself and I've never seen you at spawn before. I would be surprised if you could last a few minutes at 0 0.

[@leannihi6807]

Wasabi2320 2b2t DAAAAAMMMMNN

[@oisinbeirne7801]

Puffy you weren’t featured in a FitMC video so I mean ...

[@puffy729]

@@oisinbeirne7801 ?

[@Owen.F]

Imagine Hausemaster turns every single crystal into, idk, hay bale, and makes crystals uncraftable for a while, i think that would be funny. *Someone in mid-fight starts placing hay bales furiosly*

[@sedativedance6910]

People would.. notice it...

[@dELTA13579111315]

Lol he should for a few days or a week or something as a joke

[@Owen.F]

@@sedativedance6910 that's... The point...

[@Uwawa96]

The thing is , Crystal pvp is not a toxic part of MC pvp , it is in its very nature the cure to the shit fest Mojang has created by allowing people to put a 80% Damage Reduction onto Another 80% Reduction. The Gapple was never the issue , the issue was Diamond Armor itself. Pvp would have been fine if 1.9 did not add toughness to diamond armor. Serioulsy ... Crystals are the way to go even on Regular MC servers.

[@Owen.F]

@@Uwawa96 It would be a joke for a couple hours

[@theoldtong]

ay have a great life everyone, stay safe and strong and remember you're loved!

[@rainyceiling8095]

At 0:42 how we went from sticks and stones to automatic war fair it was. A perfect Point to say How we went from sticks and Stones to breaking bones

[@kimmstiny.]

Fit managed to not say "The oldest anarchy server" for 20 seconds

[@1yingss]

He never said it in one of his videos

[@kimmstiny.]

@@1yingss which one?

[@1yingss]

Kimmstin Y. I forgot

[@aaronyazidtr9478]

@@kimmstiny. the 1M subs special

[@ibryce3634]

17:57 yeah, my favorite part of the cold war was when joseph stalin beat harry truman in a 1v1 with an explosive device that can only be placed on obsidian

[@pepearown4968]

*And Bedrock

[@Jack-kx5rf]

God apples really changed pvp. I used to play an OP factions server with the /fix command so the fights on there would last a lot longer. We also had a little command /echest which opened up a portable enderchest. One time when I was still in school during summer break my friends had just logged off to go to bed and I was about to too but I got jumped. So I fought back and we ended up getting trapped in a cave in the spawn region. We couldn't get out since ender pearls near spawn was disabled to stop pearling into spawn so we got trapped in this tiny 13x5 cave. Neither of us would die so we spent 11 episodes of The Originals fighting. That is about 8 hours 15 minutes. His friends logged on and I got 6v1'd. At this point, I just gave up on trying to kill him and just sat in the corner chugging god apples hoping my friends logged on before I ran out of god apples or I was too slow on a /fix.

[@economicalgamer8187]

Imagine a high budget Anime made around combat in 2b2t It would be insane

[@spineck5499]

even 2b2t had its own "cold war" with the race of 2 clients to have the better technology to use lol

[@gecko_6103]

Thats rigt

[@Videoswithsoarin]

its not a cold war because people were actually fighting

[@eak8756]

Bro call of duty cold war just dropped

[@lilnignig506]

General Psycho technically that wasnt the cold war though lol

[@frizzy3249]

More of an Arms Race then a Cold War

[@midgeylittle6892]

We need a “Oldest server in Minecraft” count for all his videos

[@80Bucks]

But that's not what he says though..

[@Sandwich3]

There's tons of them

[@MostGenericUser]

We need a montage of everytime he's said it

[@LazyJoe_CM]

we do

[@brodyspears8290]

*Anarchy

[@GuillermosAdhd]

Your channel isn’t the average channel, it’s a history channel

[@jacobarnoldmusic]

Ayyyy my boi Kingoros in this vid! I was good friends with him for a long time. Good to see he is still remembered!

[@pingu1038]

2011: *stab* *stab* 2020: *BOOM* *BOOM*

[@unoriginalcopy9844]

2030: *slap slap*

[@denniscuesta7009]

2011: *oof ooof oooooooooof*

[@zom_tyt7382]

2011 Bow: *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@nwsportstilidie]

From swords to atomic bombs. Minecraft pvp evolution is similar to real life.

[@no0byfibby793]

Noot noot

[@cosmicnovacat]

“How we went from sticks and stones-“ to breakin yo bones

[@idk9520]

Applause

[@thatoneguy9605]

yes… because your sitting there in your gaming char getting cramps from playing 2beeTootie

[@toxicitygamer4823]

I've watched this video 3 times and it still doesn't get old

[@galladesamurai2380]

This literally feels like he's expanding the history of weapons in WW2

[@57yuri84]

"Fights that will sometimes last 20-30 Minutes." Gapple Players: oof.

[@randelpro2324]

Totem and end crystal players be like: *yeaa boii*

[@ying492]

gapple hurts my hands, i normal click

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

“Old minecraft hurt sound”

[@senticlaus5394]

Bruh Gapple for me only takes like 1 minute to finish

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Time taken to say “oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”: about 20 seconds

[@jeff09_]

18 seconds. Get it right lol

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

jeff 09 It’s called an approximation

[@yourmomgae420]

Ah I see, nothing's changed.

[@c101vp]

Exactly

[@stawo311]

jeff 09 ABOUT 20 seconds

[@murailus1]

the nostalgic music in the begin of the history REALLY cathes me